David Haye claims he and Dereck Chisora nearly came to blows in posh Mayfair eatery Whenever he's in close proximity to another man he either says something stupid, kisses them, slaps them, spits on them, bites them... What kind of madness is that? People ask why there was a fence between us - it's because the guy's a lunatic. Haye added: "Everywhere I have gone to - restaurants, bars or club, they always say "Dereck Chisora was here looking for you." I knew I was going to bump into him sooner rather than later, although I know he gets knocked back from the clubs anyway. He gets bounced off every nightclub in central London. So finally I went to a restaurant and he must have been tipped off because he came running in there. It was a few weeks ago. I was trying to enjoy a nice meal. He sits down opposite me at my table and says "I want to fight you." I was like 'Well, we're talking to Frank anyway. I was with one friend. He [Dereck] sat down at my table. I thought it was going to kick off, I expected to start having a fight but it didn't happen. I was calm, but that was because I knew I could take him down. I've done it already once before. Chisora's account is different. He claims that Haye "pulled a knife." Haye's response is that he "was eating a steak." Chisora explained: Someone told me he was there on Twitter, so I went down there. It's my patch. I eat in the restaurant every day and I walked in there and David was there, so I walked out. He knows the spots I hang out and he knows the spots I hang out. It's no big deal. He had one of his Spice Boys with him at Novikov. I told him in 20 minutes he should leave because I had my boys coming and my boys don't like him. My boys came, we went downstairs and he left. Chisora insisted: "If I lose this I will go down the drain. We know he's not fit and doesn't run. He was puffing out again against John Ruiz. You tag him on the chin and he's going to sit down. His style is whack. You can tell it's David Haye, he's wearing a bandana, his cane rows, tight T-shirt, white jeans... This guy hasn't got style. I can knock the sucker out. He'll be breathing out of his a*** by round four. Haye intends to beat Chisora and then look for the fight he really wants - against Vitali Klitschko. Chisora's a moron, he's got delusions of grandeur and believes losing three title fights on the spin gives him something. He's a loser on every level. He's consistently a loser. I'll take on Dereck and see what the landscape is. Yes, I'd like to meet Vitali after that. All I'm going to do for now is focus on this idiot and get him out of there. Meanwhile, Frank Warren has threatened the British Boxing Board of Control with legal action on Wednesday unless they rescind their threat of removing the licences of anyone involved with the fight. Warren, in a letter to the board obtained by Telegraph Sport on Saturday, accuses the sport's governing body of acting in self-interest - "fearful" that they will lose their "monopoly in the UK." The board has said that any of its licensees who participate in the fight "will be deemed to have terminated" both their membership of the board and their licence. Warren in turn says there are "no substantive grounds to revoke" his licence and that the board has "not properly complied with any procedural requirements" set out under its own rules.