PMQs snapshot: Heseltine, Labour's latest Tory hero Ah, Hallowe'en: when the undead clamber gruesomely from their graves and prey without mercy on the terrified living. On a completely unrelated topic, this morning Lord Heseltine published a report saying the Government's plans for growth were wrong. Perhaps his views weren't completely surprising - Lord Heseltine's record when it comes to supporting Conservative Prime Ministers, after all, is not quite 100 per cent. None the less, his report opened up a useful line of attack for Ed Miliband at PMQs. "Lord Heseltine is right," cried Mr Miliband, gesturing to the Government front bench, "and they're wrong!" First Disraeli, now Heseltine: the Labour leader is building up quite a collection of historic Tory heroes. Observers look forward with excitement to hearing who's next. "What a pity, Mr Speaker, that this Conservative-led Government lacks anyone with the imaginative vision of Lord Archer, or the spotless honesty of Jonathan Aitken..." David Cameron, drawing on his wealth of experience as a PR man, insisted that not only was Lord Heseltine's report "excellent," but that it had in fact praised the Government, and had lain the real blame for Britain's economic difficulties at Labour's door. "He's no Michael Heseltine!" he snapped, a little bewilderingly, at Mr Miliband. Ahead of this afternoon's debate on the EU budget, there was also some bickering about Europe, which can be briefly summarised as "You're an opportunist," "No, you're an opportunist." Mr Cameron said he wanted the EU budget to be "at best cut, at worst frozen," which sounds a curious bargaining position; if you stride into your boss's office and announce, "I want at best a big pay rise, and at worst a small one," it's reasonably likely that your boss will tend towards the latter option, if indeed he wants to give you a pay rise at all. The budget debate is scheduled to start at around 4pm. Expect to see hordes of gruesome ghoulish creatures out in force.