Coming Soon to North America: Penalty Shot Fever What with that soul-smothering N.H.L. lockout lasting so long, it might take a little something to get hockey fans back into the swing, or nudge casual sports fans toward remembering hockey is a sport. Hint: Played on ice, very entertaining until ambulances are required. To help, we bring you the best of a wacky penalty shot contest at the K.H.L. All-Star game in Chelyabinsk on Sunday, courtesy of Jori Lehtera, an East team all-star who plays for Sibir Novosibirsk. Lehtera was a 2008 draft pick by the St. Louis Blues, who could use this kind of inventiveness. The shot -- or more accurately, intentional and maddening lack of a shot -- eludes the goalie of the West team, Rastislav Stana, in fantastic fashion. And even though it's an all-star game and Stana had already given up eight goals in the shootout before that one, he does exude genuine disgust after the puck slides past him. He did get more practice, as did his opposing goalie. The shootout featured 29 goals. But none better than this one.