Al-Qaeda terrorists 'plotted suicide attack to kill British soldiers' Ali told police he had noticed a change in the other two men when they returned from Pakistan in July 2011 but still did not believe they would go through with their plan. They have told the jury they were only boasting to Ali in order to scare off gangsters who were threatening them for sending four young men to Pakistan for terrorist training. Mr Altman said their defences were "contradictory, contrived, perverse and deliberately dishonest." "They defy sanity and individual logic and the plain truth is there is only one sensible answer that you can be absolutely sure about, these defendants are guilty of each and every one of the offences," Mr Altman added. Jonathan Whitfeld QC for Naseer said his client was an "overweight, lazy mummy's boy" obsessed with "food and farting" who would have been a "rubbish terrorist." "The only thing he shot off was his mouth," Mr Whitfield said, adding that Naseer had never been to the al-Qaeda stronghold of Waziristan and was merely pretending that he had. "The wonderland he sometimes inhabits is Naseer-istan," Mr Whitfield added. He doesn't deserve to be called a terrorist. Naseer, 31, Khalid 27, and Ali, 27, all unemployed, deny charges of terrorist fund raising, recruiting others and planning a terrorist bombing campaign.