Coachella 2013: Complete lineup comes with a Rolling Stones joke It was supposed to be a sure thing. The Rolling Stones, celebrating their 50th anniversary, were coming to the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The evidence was all there -- or so a bunch of amateur detectives believed. First, a purported screenshot from the Rolling Stones smartphone app listed the desert city of Indio among the band's dates in mid-December. When asked, any member of the Rolling Stones would plead ignorance, but then what was believed to be the smoking gun arrived. On Jan. 3, Goldenvoice posted a photo on its social networking site of a stone in a field. What do stones do? They roll. Done. Boom. Booked. Pop & Hiss was among the publications that wrote about the photo, taking it to mean that a Rolling Stones announcement was imminent. Again, the band, whenever asked, pleaded ignorance. And then Mick Jagger began flat-out denying that the band would be at Coachella. Shortly after unveiling the Coachella lineup Thursday night -- one that features Blur, the Stone Roses, Phoenix, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and no members of the Rolling Stones -- Goldenvoice poked a bit of fun at all those who thought the promoter was dishing out hints and clues about its lineup. The Jan. 3 photo was, as some in this newsroom (ahem) pointed out, nothing more than a picture of a polo ball in a polo field. Coachella, after all, has taken place on the grounds of the Empire Polo Club since its 1999 inception. One hour after posting the lineup, Goldenvoice finally clarified the matter with some handy arrows. The full 2013 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival is below: Action Bronson Aesop Rock Alt-J Band of Horses Bassnectar Beach House Beardyman Blur c2c DaM-Funk Deathfix Dillon Francis Divine Fits DJ Harvey Dog Blood Earl Sweatshirt FOALS Four Tet Grinderman How to Destroy Angels Infected Mushroom IO Echo Jake Bugg Jamie xx Japandroids Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine Johnny Marr Jurassic 5 Lee Scratch Perry Local Natives Lord Huron Lou Reed Luciano Metric Modest Mouse Modestep Nicky Romero Of Monsters and Men Palma Violets Passion Pit Polica Purity Ring Sam XL Pure Filth Sound Seth Troxler Skinny Lister Social Distortion Sparks Stars Tegan and Sara The Neighbourhood the shouting matches The Stone Roses Thomas Gold TNGHT Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra Tommy Trash Wolfgang Gartner Youth Lagoon 2 Chainz 3Ball MTY Allen Stone Baauer Bat for Lashes Ben Howard Benny Benassi Biffy Clyro Bingo Players Birdy Nam Nam Booka Shade Café Tacvba Cassy Danny Brown Descendents Dropkick Murphys El-P Fedde Le Grand Franz Ferdinand Grizzly Bear Guards Hot Chip Huoratron Janelle Monae Jason Bentley Kids These Days Kill the Noise Knife Party Kurt Vile Loco Dice Major Lazer Moby DJ Set Mona New Order Phoenix Portugal. The Man Puscifer Pusha T ReignWolf Richie Hawtin Savages Shovels & Rope Sigur Ros Simian Mobile Disco Spiritualized The 2 Bears The Colourist The Evens The Make-Up The Postal Service The Selecter The Wombats The xx Theophilus London Trash Talk Two Door Cinema Club Vintage Trouble Violent Femmes Wild Nothing Yeasayer Adrian Lux Alex Clare Cloud Nothings Danny Avila Dead Can Dance Deap Vally DIIV Dinosaur Jr. Dirtyphonics Disclosure Dub FX Eric Prydz Excision x Vision Father John Misty Ghost Grimes Hanni El Khatib Hardwell James Blake James McCartney Jamie Jones Jeff the Brotherhood Jessie Ware Joris Voorn Julio Bashmore La Roux Ladies Night Little Green Cars Maya Jane Coles Mimosa Mord Fustang Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds OMD Parov Stelar Band Paul Kalkbrenner Paul Oakenfold Pretty Lights Raider Klan Red Hot Chili Peppers Robert DeLong Rodriguez Roni Size Smith Westerns Tame Impala Tanlines The Airborne Toxic Event The Faint The Gaslight Anthem The Lumineers The Three O'Clock Thee Oh Sees Unicorn Kid Vampire Weekend White Arrows Wild Belle Wu-Tang Clan Yeah Yeah Yeahs Zane Lowe