Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Will Be Giving Sondheim His Big Break Seth MacFarlane may not be allowed to drink at the Oscars, but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have invented a Golden Globes drinking game. As they described it to The Hollywood Reporter, the rules are: Anytime an actress cries in a speech, drink -- Anytime you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink -- Anytime someone says, "I didn't prepare anything!," drink -- Anytime anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub -- Anytime they show Judi Dench, take off an article of clothing -- Anytime Maggie Smith wins, take off an article of clothing Any three of these will make for an excellent viewing experience. But nearly anytime Ms. Fey and Ms. Poehler get together, it is an exercise in making each other -- and us -- crack up. At a joint interview on Wednesday, they could often barely speak for giggling. At one point they just pronounced the word "Argo" in different funny accents. (Ms. Poehler started it, with Boston: "Yo, Ben, I saw 'Argo,' oh my God, Ben you are doing good. Good for you. Look at you.") In the interview, the two also revealed they were not trying to "change the face of comedy," as Ms. Fey put it, with their hosting duties. "We sort of feel like our job is to keep things moving and also to try to help get the movie stars more liquored up," she said. So hopefully, like, someone's boob will fall out of a dress. That is our main role. "I think if the luckiest we could get would be for something interesting and spontaneous to happen," she added. Ms. Poehler: "So we are trying to plan that." The Bagger wondered if they had brought in any members of their writing staff from their shows, "30 Rock" and "Parks and Recreation." "We definitely called some of our friends, and also we are going to sing the whole show," Ms. Fey said. The whole show is going to be sung front to back, and Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine have written it. Ms. Poehler: "We just called up Sondheim and we were like, 'Guess what?' And he is like, 'What?' We are like, 'Start writing.' He just said, 'Jackpot!' The hostesses also addressed what they would wear. "I am going to wear one costume from each of the nominated films," Ms. Fey said. Beginning with 'Django' and ending with a different character from 'Django.' And they took on the question of whether, like the audience (at home and at the theater), they would be drinking during the show. "I am going to pub crawl it all the way to the venue," Ms. Poehler said, "and I am going to try and take like a two-hour blackout nap before we start. And then as soon as the show is over, I am going to go on a 10-day juice cleanse. Ms. Fey: "And I am going to start a really aggressive award season workout routine - in the middle of the show." Appearance is, of course, more of an issue for female hosts than their male counterparts. "We just want to make sure we look amazing," Ms. Poehler told The Hollywood Reporter. We don't care what we say. I have to get my head peel done before Jan. 13. "I want to look," Ms. Fey said, "like a really young candle."