West Ham United v Manchester United: live This page will automatically update every 60 secondsOn Off Email thom.gibbs@telegraph.co.uk or tweet @thomgibbs with the answer to these question: Have you ever gone back? Do you agree that you should never go back? If you could go back, would you go back? Latest 16.30 Here are this afternoon's teams: West Ham: Jaaskelainen, Demel, Collins, Tomkins, Potts, Diarra, Nolan, Collison, Joe Cole, Vaz Te, C.Cole. Subs: Spiegel, Reid, Jarvis, Taylor, Noble, Spence, E.Lee. Manchester United: De Gea, Rafael, Evans, Smalling, Buttner, Vidic, Scholes, Cleverley, Kagawa, Welbeck, Hernandez. Subs: Lindegaard, Ferdinand, Valencia, Giggs, Young, Van Persie, Macheda. 16.21 Don't worry, everyone. There's still time to win a piece of paper! 16.15 Afternoon liveblog fans. It's that time of year. Chesnuts roasting on an open fire, but being roundly ignored because everyone's on a diet Leftover new year's booze going tragically un-drunk as a nation pretends it can do without a month, and inexplicably ask for sponsorship money to do. ...and the third round of the FA Cup. Giant killings, romance, charmingly terrible grounds. What's that? West Ham v Manchester United. Oh. It's a Premier League fixture in all but name, so forgive me if I fail to sufficiently evoke the spirt of Ronnie Radford for the next few hours. Last time these two met at Upton Park it was the day Wayne Rooney did a swearing into a camera in a 4-2 win for United. Crikey! Today The Magic Of The Cup is being interwoven with The Magic Of Joe Cole, who is expected to feature in a West Ham team for the first time in 10 years after arriving from Liverpool yesterday. Team news and more magic to follow, stay tuned. In lieu of a traditional match preview, here's some top, top, top, quality, quality, quality reading material which pertains to these two teams. Joe Cole says return to West Ham is "like a dream" Joe's King Cole trademark upsets Carlton... Maybe. More litigation news, as Steve Kean settles Allardyce dispute and Rio is running out of time to lift the FA Cup, says Mark Ogden