Talk of the Town: Hearts (and other bits) are his focus IT will come as a relief to city residents to learn that NHS Lothian's new chairman is no stranger to high-pressure roles - well, to the green half, at least. Brian Houston, who took on the health role last week, also sits on the Hibs board. It is a labour of love for the new NHS boss, who is a lifelong Hibbee and season ticket holder. Given the former accountant's new area of expertise, fans will be expecting a sharp drop in the injury list at Easter Road next season. Bottom line is it's D-Day for the bidet WE'RE all making savings and trying to cut back on our weekly expenses, but toilet paper is one thing generally seen as a staple . . . until now. According to the North Berwick Bathroom and Tile Company, the Geberit Aquaclean shower toilet, which washes users with clean water at body temperature, is proving a huge hit. The firm's owner Yvonne Souness said: "The Aquaclean can greatly improve hygiene and eliminate bathroom odours." It's wait British way A NEW survey reveals what we've always known - that Britons love nothing more than a queue. Software firm Kana Enterprise found that we spend a combined 403,000 years annually just . . . waiting. Still, you can't beat a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. SuBo's a canny lass SHE might be rolling in it these days - but SuBo still has an eye for a bargain. The singing sensation stopped for Sunday lunch at Newhaven Quay Brewers Fayre, where she signed up for its bonus club, meaning she's expected be back for a cut-price roast soon.