Lord Feldman's failure to vote leaves Faulks furious Just when David Cameron hoped that the controversy over Lord Feldman's alleged description of Conservative activists as "mad, swivel-eyed loons" had died down, the party's co-chairman has been criticised for failing to vote. Catherine Faulks, the sister-in-law of the Birdsong novelist Sebastian Faulks, is disappointed that Feldman did not visit his polling station when she won a by-election in his Norland ward in Kensington & Chelsea in 2011. "Being a peer is no excuse," says Catherine, the wife of Lord Faulks of Donnington. My husband is one, too, and he managed to get to the poll. Jagger's lunch must end All those years living in Ibiza have instilled a relaxed attitude in Jade Jagger. The daughter of Sir Mick Jagger was savouring a leisurely lunch at the Torch Beach Club in Cannes when she was disturbed by the producers of a film being shown at the resort's festival. At 6pm, one of them wanted to clear out the very late lunchers to make space for a party to promote the film. "We have to vacate or we'll lose millions," said the producer. Millions. Jagger is said to have remarked: "It's so American." The 41-year-old jewellery designer asked her fellow diners to leave, then jumped on to a stage and said into a microphone, mocking the producer: "Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen ... it's going to cost us millions of dollars."