It Takes a Lot of Patience to be the President 'It Takes a Lot of Patience to be the President of the United States, and I'm Not That Patient' President Obama and the first lady appeared for the first time together on ABC's "The View." The president suggested that after he leaves office, whether it's next year or in 2016, that his wife would make a great politician. "I mean, Michelle would be terrific," the president said. But temperamentally I just don't think... "No, it's absolutely true," Michelle Obama continued. "It takes a lot of patience to be the president of the United States, and I'm not that patient."' The first lady said she enjoyed being able to hand-pick projects she's passionate about, and would continue focusing on helping veterans returning from war and their families in the coming years. At Any Rate, a Fake It made quite a stir when it came out -- a fragment of fourth-century papyrus with wording on it, in ancient Coptic, that read, "Jesus said to them, 'My wifeâ¦.'" The next line said, "â¦she will be able to be my discipleâ¦." 'When I Close My Eyes, I'll Be With the Father' Texas executed its ninth prisoner of 2012 Tuesday after death row inmate Cleve Foster, 48, failed to obtain a last-minute stay from the U.S. Supreme Court. Ward, however, wrote a death-bed note before he died in prison saying that he'd acted alone, and Foster had nothing to do with the murder. Foster has maintained his innocence, but didn't mention that as he was executed. Instead, according to The Associated Press, he expressed love for his family and God before the drugs took effect, he began snoring and then he stopped breathing. "When I close my eyes, I'll be with the father," he said. God is everything. Tonight I'll be with him. Winning an Ig Nobel Has Been My Dream as a Mad Scientist It is less of a deal to win an Ig Nobel Prize -- but it's usually a lot funnier. Among the winners were two Japanese engineers who took home the acoustics prize "for creating the SpeechJammer -- a machine that disrupts a person's speech, by making them hear their own spoken words at a very slight delay. She Never Let Anyone Go to the Doctor With Her Her sister discovered and exposed the alleged fraud. This Is a Great Day for the Art World Police have recovered all of the more than a dozen pieces of art that were stolen from investment manager Jeffrey Gundlach in Santa Monica, Calif., last week. Gundlach, a victim of one of the largest home heists that ever took place in Santa Monica, had announced on Monday a reward of $1.7 million for the return of his stolen art undamaged. I would also like to thank the many well wishers who offered support and whose optimism over the last two weeks proved accurate," Gundlach said. 'To Actually See the Crime Happen, It's Almost Like We're All Witnesses' Four teenage girls caught on videotape laughingly beating a defenseless woman were remorseless and defiant even as they were about to be arraigned on criminal charges in a Philadelphia court, police said on Friday.