Looking for a diversion from the Socceroos' debacle: here's Paper Talk A masseur for a Brazillian Serie D club has kept their title hopes alive with apiece of quick thinking during their semi final clash. There's plenty doing the round in Monday's Paper Talk: Weekend Wash-Up. FOOTBALL fans, we need a diversion from the Socceroos' weekend capitulation and there's no better place to start than Paper Talk: Weekend Wash-Up. Today's installment has it's work cut out, with the earlier video of a Brazilian masseur saving the day for Aparecidence in Brazil's Serie D, jumping onto the goalline to make a desperate save for his side! To make up for it, we're staying in Brazil. This guy wasn't on the field for the Selecao against the Socceroos, but if these two goals in Atletico Mineiro's 2-2 draw with Fluminense demonstrate, he's still got it. Neymar gave Ryan McGowan the ultimate welcome to international football in Brasilia on the weekend, and we may just have found the secret ingredient Holger Osieck was missing in his preparations. Thursday's Paper Talk discussed FA chairman Greg Dyke's dream of winning the World Cup in Qatar. But Rio Ferdinand is a bit more of a realist: get English players playing again at the highest level. "Having so few English players in the Premier League diminishes the English team, of course it does," Ferdinand told The Mail on Sunday. Look at the Manchester City game recently against Newcastle. There was barely an English player on the pitch, three out of 22 starters. That is a disgrace. If you look at it and ask whether there should be a stipulation that you have a minimum number of players who are English, even just in your squad, I think that should happen. But not Jose, or Carlo, it appears - as Mesut Ozil reveals the bit of smooth talking that saw Arsene Wenger seal his headline summer signing. "Somehow this telephone call (from the Arsenal coach) just flicked a switch in me," Ozil told Die Welt. I thought: 'What he is telling me is what I have missed at Real: transparency, trust, respect. He told me exactly how he sees me [as a player], how he wants to use me, what he expects from me and what he hopes I will contribute. Those whistling every time Arsene Wenger's face appears on the big screen at the Emirates, turn away now. According to The Sun and Mirror, there's a £15 contract coming up for the Frenchman to remain at Arsenal, with majority shareholder Stan Kroenke and chief executive Ivan Gazidis delighted that he was able to lure Ozil to the EPL. The Sun also reports that there's £40 million in the war chest to spend during the January transfer window - with all eyes on a big name striker. The Rumour Mill never really rests ... The Daily Mirror reports that David Moyes, still reeling from Manchester United's deplorable transfer window, is eyeing Aston Villa's Christian Benteke. Of course he would - but it's a bit late for this season! This from Fabio Coentrao, after his move to Old Trafford broke down right on deadline. "There was the possibility of joining Manchester United, but I stayed at Real Madrid, and that's what matters," Coentrao told Portuguese paper O Jogo. It would have been bad if I had to stay despite having the chance to move to a better club, but that didn't happen as I already am at the best club in the world. I want to do better than I did last season, although I was at a very high level already. I want to show everyone that I deserve to be at Real Madrid. Juan Mata isn't affected by his recent non-selections in Jose Mourinho's first team. "I think it's normal in every transfer window that there are lots of rumours but I'm happy here," he told Chelsea TV. It's been a very, very good two seasons for me here, maybe the best of my career, and what I want this season is the same. I'm looking forward to achieving as many trophies as we did the last two seasons and hopefully this is going to be a good season for us again. Don't tell anyone about this, Paolo Di Canio tried to keep it behind closed doors. Sunderland's first team were beaten 3-1 by their Under-21 side in a friendly organised during the international break. You can't say football doesn't look after it's family. A capacity crowd of over 60,000 turned out for the Stiliyan Petrov #19 Legends Charity Match at Celtic Park on Sunday, a match to raise funds for the foundation set up by former Hoops and Aston Villa star Petrov, who recently retired after a year-long battle with leukaemia. In the match itself, a Celtic XI managed by Martin O'Neill lost 5-3 to Kenny Dalglish's Stiliyan XI, with Petrov himself playing for the team that bore his name for the first half hour. A host of celebrities took part, although One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson was put well and truly into his place by Gabby Agbonlahor! And here's a clip to make Fulham fans both salivate and cringe. Do this every week, Dimitar! Read more: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11787/8912552/petrov-charity-match-stiliyan-xi-beats-celtic-xi-5-3-at-parkhead The Togo striker is adamant he'll work his way back into Andre Villas-Boas's first XI. He told All Africa.com: "I decided with my manager, even before the start of the transfer window that I would not leave Tottenham and that's what I did. I have never thought of leaving Spurs. I am here, my family feels great here and I do not see myself in another city. And ... he must be pretty comfortable on his £175,000-a-week wicket. Today I will not tell you that I'm stronger than Soldado or Defoe or Lamela. We now have four in the attack, I do not know who ranks first, second or third but I know at the end I will be the first and it is the most important. Scoring an overhead from the edge of the area? No, what about the foul throw in the lead up!