FIFA 14: How do the players match up to their real-life counterparts? Rating: 86 Main Attributes: Blessed with incredible agility and ball control, the Uruguayan's low centre of gravity makes him difficult to knock off the ball. Suarez's ability to munch through the opposition's defence allows the former Ajax striker to weasel away from difficult situations, including dinner with the Ivanovic family and a spot on Patrice Evra's Christmas card list. Even so, his wriggling ability isn't quite good enough to land him a place at Real Madrid on this year's title. Wayne Rooney, Manchester United Likeness: Too much hair and not enough headband. Rating: 87 Main Attributes: Burly, brutish and ready to tear up the pitch with his bare hands, Wayne Rooney's physicality is a major plus in FIFA 14. The England forward's combination of pace and power ensures he is adept at holding up the ball or bursting into counter-attacking positions, but every two seasons on Career Mode, he seems to swell into a disruptive lump of anger. Fernando Torres, Chelsea Likeness: His barnet is too long, perhaps stopping the Spaniard from scoring? Rating: 82 Main Attributes: El Nino has everything needed to succeed on paper. Much like his real-world counterpart, Fernando Torres represents a tapas of tasty traits that never fuse into a full dish. He's fairly quick, reasonably strong, but just like the player we've all come to love, The Spanish Enigma's tendency to amble along the pitch makes him more likely to score against Swindon Town than any Premier League side. Phil Jones, Manchester United Likeness: Not gurny enough, a poor resemblance of the face-shifting giant seen in reality. Rating: 78 Main Attributes: Built to take on the role of defensive behemoth along the Red Devils" back line and midfield, Jones" best attribute was surgically removed from John O'Shea when he left Old Trafford in 2011. The versatile Englishman likes to suffocate his mark with relentless aggression, dominance in the air and unending stamina. If all else fails, Jones" ability to contort his face summons the power of Medusa, turning his enemies to stone. Mario Balotelli, AC Milan Likeness: Stern-browed and emotionless, a perfect double. Rating: 84 Main Attributes: FIFA 14 is the kind of game that is perfect for Mario Balotelli fans. EA Canada has programmed his confident finishing, classy ball control and knack of winning difficult games without including the sulky Italian's tumultuous side. Such a realisation ensures the fireworks remain on the pitch, and not in his bathroom. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Paris Saint-Germain Likeness: Chubby from the front, Zlatan isn't going to like this. Rating: 89 Main Attributes: Why play as a Reliant Robin like Nicklas Bendtner when you can fire up a Ferrari like Zlatan Ibrahimovic? The egotistical Swede is typically fearsome in this year's title, offering a well-rounded array of skills that sees him batter opponents with bicycle kicks from the halfway line and flying kung-fu attacks in equal measure. Joe Hart, Manchester City Likeness: A beautiful wisp to his mop, head and shoulders above the rest. Rating: 83 Main Attributes: Much like his trip to the Friends Arena in November 2012, Joe Hart finds himself struggling under the weight of "Ibracadabra" on this list. The Manchester City stopper's stunning reflexes ensure he is difficult to beat, but EA's decision to update the game with Hart's recently-diagnosed "Flappy Hands Syndrome" scalps the 26-year-old of his best form. Ashley Young, Manchester United Likeness: Floats between smirking and gormless, extremely lifelike. Main Attributes: Similar to Hart, Ashley Young's diving prowess always gives Manchester United the chance to overcome adversity on FIFA 14. The England winger is best used in and around the opposition's area, especially when long grass can tap at his ankles. Alternatively, wait until EA release this year's Splash! inspired DLC to utilise Young's full potential. Arjen Robben, Bayern Munich Likeness: The crazy scientist look is in check, although quite astonishingly, he needs a haircut. Rating: 88 Main Attributes: The brilliantly frustrating Arjen Robben is one of those individuals who corrupts FIFA 14 players. Amongst the most scintillating dribblers on the planet, using the Champions League winner appears to uncover a bug in the game's code. For some reason, every time the Dutch maestro receives possession, the pass button becomes defective. Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid Likeness: Manscaped to the max, accurate right down to the most finely-plucked eyebrow. Rating: 92 Main Attributes: Extremely successful, greasy-haired and almost androgynous, Cristiano Ronaldo is FIFA 14"s answer to Miley Cyrus. Similar to the Hannah Montana star, the Portuguese hero is capable of bringing the universe to a halt with his ability to send wrecking balls through the nearest line of defence. Fleet-footed and immensely powerful, Crissy can't be tamed.