Paper Talk: Higuain lets off steam, Wenger's promise, Shevchenko flop and bulging Bendtner Paper Talk brings you all the best news and videos from around the world. IT'S Friday! Let's celebrate with a bit of Paper Talk, and we kick things off with a bit of humiliation. We almost feel a bit sorry for this defender who got nutmegged THREE times in the one play during a match in Brazil. Almost. Gonzalo Higuain didn't have a very good day on Tuesday, but if Argentine press reports are to be believed, he sure did have a good night. The Napoli striker was sent off in his country's World Cup qualifier win over Colombia, a victory that saw Argentina book their spot in Brazil. To let off some steam he hit up popular Buenos Aires nightclub Caramel after the match, where he reportedly hooked up with two blonde models, who have both appeared in Argentina's version of Big Brother. Arsene Wenger says his future as Arsenal manager will be determined by the success or failure of a new team built around club record signing Mesut Ozil. Wenger's contract expires in June and, on the day he unveiled the £42.5million Germany midfielder, the Arsenal boss said his decision to extend his 17-year-old tenure will be based on whether there is a decent return on the club's huge investment. Asked on Thursday if he had opened talks over a new contract, the 63-year-old said: "We are in no hurry. We are in September and my contract finishes in June. There's a long way to go. There's no need to plan. I've said many times I want to do well with this club and, in the end, I will sit down and think how well have I done with the team I have had. That has to be sufficient for me to decide yes or no. No pressure then, Mesut. Hats off to Carlos Clark for this wonderful overhead golazo for Carmelita against Limón in the Costa Rican second division. Here's former Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson holding a shovel and wearing a hard hat with his name on it. For the record, the retiree was launching construction on a new wing at Kilbryde Hospice in his native Scotland. Looking good, Fergie. Former AC Milan and Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko's foray into golf did not go as planned after he finished 12 over par for his first round at the Challenge Tour. The brief highlight for the 36-year-old amateur, who retired from football after Euro 2012, was a birdie on the 132-yard second at the Kharkov Superior Cup in Ukraine. The Ukraine legend can take heart that he wasn't the worst player out on the course. That dubious honour went to Poland's Pawel Japol, who racked up a 37-over-par 109, which included a 10 and a 13. Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner is determined to work his way back up the Gunners pecking order, there's just one problem, the Dane is a bit out of shape. He's been training on his own at a Danish boot camp in a bid to regain and his fitness and posted this rather unflattering photo on Instagram. Twitter has helped reveal Steven Nzonzi as the man British police are hunting in relation to a roadside altercation with a cyclist. The cyclist claims the Stoke player pulled out in front of him in his matt-black Audi Q7, leaving him with a bruised his face and damaged his bike after smashing into the back of the car. Nzonzi reportedly told the cyclist "good luck finding me on foreign plates" before driving off from the scene. After hearing of the incident, Great Britian Olympic cycling legend Sir Chris Hoy retweeted a picture of the car and urged the public to help detectives catch him. Police are yet to confirm whether the 24-year-old French midfielder is the man they are after. Paolo Di Canio says he could have "damaged" Joey Barton, after the former Newcastle man landed a hefty challenge on the Italian in Steve Harper's testimonial. But Di Canio says he turned the other cheek to Barton's big tackle because he wanted to be the bigger man. "There was an occasion after five minutes that if I go straight I will damage, but I'm a manager, he's a footballer, I'm not stupid," Di Canio said. He has to play football, it's not a challenge between me and him. I can understand because we know his character that he wants to be involved in situations. It's in his nature. A few people probably would have liked to see Di Canio carry out his threat over the polarising Barton. The Beşiktaş starlet scored this magnificent goal for Turkey's U-21 side in a Euro 2015 qualifier against Sweden. Unhappy Australian football fans are probably wishing the FFA was a bit more like Mexico's football federation, who have hired their third manager in the space of a week. Victor Manuel Vucetich, nicknamed 'King Midas', will be hoping to use his golden touch to rescue Mexico's World Cup bid with two qualifiers remaining. The Mexican federation fired former boss Jose Manuel de la Torre on Saturday, hours after an embarrassing 2-1 loss to Honduras. His replacement, Luis Fernando Tena, who managed the team that won the 2012 London Olympics gold medal, was at the helm for just one game, the 2-0 loss to the United States in Ohio on Tuesday. Tottenham Hotspur manager Andre Villas-Boas has revealed that he has asked Togolese striker Emmanuel Adebayor to train with the Premier League club's reserve team. It comes just a week after a defiant Adebayor claimed the arrivals of several big money signings, including Roberto Soldado, wouldn't stop him being first choice up front for the North London club. Meanwhile, there will be no World Cup fairytale for Cape Verde, who have been disqualified from World Cup qualification for fielding ineligible defender Fernando Varela in an away win over Tunisia. The 2-0 victory for the island nation was changed to a 3-0 defeat, handing four-time World Cup qualifiers Tunisia their place in the final round of African qualifying.