TV Picks: Weddings galore on Please Marry My Boy finale Who is Nathan Secomb's choice ... Or is it mum Noreen's decision in Picture: Supplied Source: Supplied A BIG white wedding for the end of Please Marry My Boy. Several. Is this strictly legal? It's a Date on ABC is the best yet. Plus TV Guide. Please Marry My Boy , Channel 7, 9pm, 3 stars The kiss ... Yvette, with her implants, and mummy's boy Nathan Secomb in Please Marry My Boy. Fingers crossed for Nathan Secomb everyone. We find out tonight who his fake wife's going to be. Nathan who as a part-time model only spends time with other models so really hasn't had the opportunity to meet attractive women and therefore needs his mother and Channel 7 to orchestrate a series of blind dates for him. We can't actually see the electronic bracelet on his ankle from where we're sitting but there'd have to be one, one like Lindsay Lohan's got that sends a low voltage charge up into his genitals whenever he tries to escape the Please Marry My Mother set. I'm sorry - the Please Marry My Boy set. Brad and Carlo, the other contestants, are more malleable. Brad, who runs a camping store, has never asked a girl out. He has, however, sold a girl a tent. They're basically the same thing, right girls? Because god knows we all love going camping with someone who lives with his mother. Carlo is less interested in getting married per se but will if it means grandchildren for his mother Maria is the end result. This is a wonderful, special show, and the two episodes that end the series tonight are both strange and emotional. Why the contenders are required to go through with a hoax wedding, complete with big foofy white dresses for the girls, I'm not totally sure. On some level it's cruel for the losers. On the other hand, at this point they already know who they are. Nathan's choice - or his mother's, really - is the only mystery left. More or less. And I think we're all surprised Yvette's implants have carried her this far. Doreen - Nathan's puritanical mother - has never liked those bosoms. Michael C Halls says goodbye to Dexter 'Signature move' signals The Bachelor's first kiss BBC presenter baffles viewers with a carton of paper It's a Date , ABC1, 9pm 3 and a half stars First impressions ... Dan Wyllie and Jess Harris in Picture: Supplied Source: Supplied I think this could be my favourite episode so far. Vicky from HR goes out with Ben from IT, and if that isn't a recipe for disaster - or possible legal action - I know nothing. I think we've all met Ben. He's a nob. That's all I'm going to say. Vicky from HR - well, we all have HR departments now don't we. Even if they're not called Human Resources. Nobody really says Human anymore, unless it's a sci fi movie and there's some bad experiment about to take place. Virginia and Kane are the other pair and you know how names are - I'm yet to meet a Kane who wasn't a massive handful. I know this show is made up but still. Same with Jason. All Jasons are trouble. Kane arrives for their date with watermelon in his hair. From the night before. He's played by Dan Wyllie who I love, Virginia is Jess Harris who I also love. Survivor: Blood Versus Water , GO! 8.30pm 3 stars Season 27 ... Jeff Probst is still host of Picture: Supplied Source: Supplied This is season 27 of this show. I don't know how that happened. I also don't know why they're not sending these people some place where actual survival might not be an assumption. Syria. America's so keen to go there, why not send these canaries in first? For instance. They're back in the Philippines, and with another kind of all-stars selection trawled from earlier seasons. I don't know why they don't get new people but they don't. I kind of recognise a guy called Rupert I think, but I don't know, a lot of these Survivor people look the same to me. They've all brought someone from home they're playing against - that's probably the best part. I'm more Amazing Race really. Key and Peele , Co medy Channel, Foxtel, 8.30pm 4 stars A must-watch if you have Foxtel ... Key and Peele as anger translator Luther and President Barack Obama. You have to watch this show. If you don't know these guys watch their Barack Obama below from YouTube. They became huge on the strength of this - one of them does the President while the other one does Luther his "anger translator." Sensational. This is season three and, just to give you an idea, some of the genius material includes their version of The Walking Dead - a caning that's well overdue, surely - and terrifying inner city substitute teacher Mr Garvey, whose role call cannot be missed. Deeply funny. Follow Dianne Butler on Twitter @DiOnTelevision