TV Picks: Brownlow Medal: Will a WAG emulate Rebecca Judd Will he have his hands on another prize tonight ... Brownlow Medal Favourite Gary Ablett Jr. IT'S the Brownlow Medal - will any WAG ever emulate the dress of Rebecca Judd nee Twigley in 2004 or will all eyes be on the medal count? Legally Brown's a cracker at 9pm and Nine's Amazing 80s continues to spark the memory. Brownlow Medal , Channel 7, 7.30pm Melbourne, 7pm Adelaide, 6.30pm Perth 7Mate, 7.30pm Brisbane and Sydney Brownlow Medal favourite ... Gary Ablett Jnr of the Gold Coast Suns. These girls, most of them haven't shaved their legs since March, and suddenly tonight they're expected to be match fit and into a red carpet dress ... no - gown, red carpet gown - that meets three vital criteria: it must be gorgeous, no other woman can be wearing the same one, and it needs to be comfortable enough to sit in for the equivalent of a long-haul flight. The Brownlow Medal is like the Emmy Awards and yet so very different. Both contain a high quotient of gaudy glamour, but where the Emmys go for hours at basically the same unrelenting pace, the Brownlows build to a thrilling crescendo before Gary Ablett Jr's name is read out at the end. And if you're having anxiety about where the HELL The X Factor live decider is, it's tomorrow night, on account of this more important live decider. Legally Brown , SBS One, 9.30pm 4 stars Nazeen Hussein as The Prince of Mumbai. But this is the show to watch. OK, record then. The name alone should give you an idea of what sort of territory we're in here. Don't worry if you don't totally love his stand-up routine, it's the array of Nazeem Hussain's characters that's the reason to watch this - hilarious and cheeky and sharp. Uncle Sam, for instance. He's a political candidate and one of his ideas is to send all Muslims to Tasmania. Quite similar to Julian Burnside QC's idea, yes. I also love the Prince of Mumbai - that's him in the photo - who's come to Australia looking for a wife. My favourite bit is where Nazeem - acting on the premise that all brown people look the same ("Incredibly offensive," he says. "It's not like we're Chinese") - pretends to be all these non-white celebrities, and sets up a table in the street and sees who comes up to ask for an autograph. God you won't believe how idiotic it is. I won't tell you who he does but he looks NOTHING like any of them. OK - one is Sachin Tendulkar. It's so ridiculous. Plus I've just realised that's in next week's episode. Doesn't matter, you'll love this show by then and you'll be watching it again. Tonight he does a terrific people smuggling exercise, with a truckload of fake refugees. He's very funny. And he nails it. The Amazing 80s , Channel 9, 8.30pm 3 stars Remember the knife scene ... Paul Hogan in the 1986 hit movie . I reckon the thing that's most noticeable about the 80s is how quaint they seem now. Everyone talks in millions, and then wheels out the line from Wall Street that Michael Douglas made a thing: greed is good. Well, look at what a million's worth now - nothing. You're a billionaire or you're nowhere. The gap between us and them has never ever been gappier. Still, what's a hit movie without a snappy one-liner? Not a hit. Here's Paul Hogan to discuss. And that was a good line about his knife, even if all those gang members in Crocodile Dundee did resemble hairdressers. (That's also changed fairly substantially between the 80s and now - gangs. I can't see them addressing that in this show though.) And continuing with my quaint theme - Live Aid and Band Aid. How'd that turn out? Bob Geldof is also on tonight (try and stop him.) And some depressing early reaction to AIDS.