TV Picks: Dancing With The Stars, NCIS: Los Angeles, Sleepy Hollow Jordan Stenmark and dance partner Jessica strut their stuff. THE competition heats up on Dancing with the Stars, stuff gets serious on NCIS: Los Angeles and there's magic to be found in Sleepy Hollow. Full TV guide below. Dancing With The Stars, Channel 7, 7.30pm The market is all over the place after last week's thrilling/dull episode. This is harder to pick than the Melbourne Cup. Not really, all the runners are good there. But I'm wondering about those Stenmark twins. One of them is now at $9 to win this stupid show, behind only Tina, Cossie and Rhiannon from Home and Away/Fleetwood Mac song. The other twin though, whose name is Jordan and may or may not have the beard, is out at $13. He'd be good buying though, because what if Zac does the other thing to his facial hair, the opposite of whatever Jordan's got now? What if Jordan takes his shirt off first? You watch his odds come in then. Right,Tom Williams? Or they might decide, blow it, who the hell are they anyway, they may as well go out on a scandal and cook up a Parent Trap hoax. What a wonderful film that was in Lindsay Lohan's hands. I wish she'd come back. This is Sportsbet I'm looking at here. Strangely, not all bookmakers are offering a market on Dancing With The Stars. I also thought someone was getting kicked off last week but they didn't, it's tonight. Gripping isn't it. It'll be Tony Barber won't it... nobody wants to look at old people. Not unless they look young. Tonight's NCIS: Los Angeles is a cliffhanger. NCIS: Los Angeles, Channel 10, 9.30pm This has always been better than the normal NCIS, which is mind-bendingly earnest and militarily up itself. That said, this is a DEADLY SERIOUS episode tonight - the start of season five - involving the bad guy Sidarov and a cliffhanger with LL Cool J's wife Michelle, who's undercover in Sidarov's crew, hanging out a window by a bedsheet. Although it can't be a bedsheet, they're in an office skyscraper. I don't know what it could be. That industrial plastic wrap you get on pallets? It's been holding her since the end of season four so it's strong, whatever it is. Deeks has had dental work done, only not by a dentist, and he's extremely traumatised. You know how traumatic it is just going to a qualified dentist who has access to pain management medication? Take away the qualified bit, and the pain management medication, and put yourself in that picture. Plus he's having issues over smooching his colleague Kensi, even though he's wanted to smooch her for, oh, seasons now. And not just subliminally. He and LL Cool J are locked away somewhere by Sidarov. Very bad. Only clearly they'll be fine. They're going to have to maybe rethink the nation of origin of the bad guys on these shows, possibly make them US-born congressman, speakers of the House, something like that. For now thought the other bad/not entirely bad guy is Christopher Lambert, still magnetic and with hair at age maybe 55. You know him, been in heaps of shit things. Tiny bit cross-eyed looking, French accent that sounds put on. Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane In Sleepy Hollow. Sleepy Hollow, Channel 10, 8.30pm Power tools always beats gun in the rock/paper/scissor game. Or power tool/gun/I guess maybe knife game. Nobody with a gun ever just shoots the silent menacing psycho holding the power tool. Much in the way nobody who owns a gun in the US - everyone - never just blows the mass shooter away mid-rampage. So yes, a power tool incident tonight. It's not all Biblical deaths here. Although there is a strong magical streak running through it, with references tonight to Solomon and the seventh circle of hell and the Knights of Templar and the Crusades and all the witchy stories you learnt from Indiana Jones. The opening scene is set at the Boston Tea Party, and the scene after that, where Ichabod Crane is sitting in a car, is bloody laugh out loud funny. This is a pretty good show. Better than about 80 per cent of everything else that's on. Do I mean 80, I kind of just wrote that without thinking. Probably closer to 75. And in case you've actually been watching it, Jenny - Abbie the cop's sister who's been locked away since childhood - escapes tonight. The guy with the power tools? And also battery-operated and just ordinary manual tools? He's after her. He speaks German and you might need to carbon date him to figure out his age.