Great British Bake Off: best innuendoes of 2013 Think palmier, think lattice, think pin-wheel. But mainly, think massive horn. Perkins when describing the Petits Fours pastries challenge to the contestants in week seven. Christine: "You can't change [the recipe] too much because otherwise it's not a spotted dick anymore, it's something else." Perkins: "Otherwise it's just a ginger dick." Perkins reduced contestant Christine to giggles in week seven. The Great British Bake Off: Who should win? "I've never eaten a nun before" Perkins, who is openly gay, shocked contestant Glenn ahead of a French pastry challenge in week seven. "I hope Granny Smith doesn't have a damp bottom" During week four, Perkins warned contestant Ali against the perils of making an apple pie. "It looks very nice on top, and I just hope that's replicated underneath" Mary Berry got involved with the innuendo while judging the pies in week seven. "Go on Mary, give it a good slapping" In a glut of filo pastry-related smut, it was judge Paul Hollywood's cheeky encouragement to Berry's demonstration which won in week four. The Great British Bake Off: Five best moments "I feel like I've been on Glenn's Helter Skelter" Bake Off finalist Frances referred to a fellow contestant's signature bake after an emotional contest in week five. "Time to stop fiddling with Charlotte now" Perkins called time on the contestants' efforts to make a Charlotte Royale in week nine. "I'm going to try the old wiggling between two dangling things technique" Contestant Glenn explains his unusual baking practice in week three. "He loves his buns" Berry tells the viewers something new about Hollywood, a professional baker, in week six.