Sign Language: week 279 - Telegraph Another helping of amusing and confusing signs sent in by readers on their travels. This week's funniest sign Waiter, there's a bacterium in my soup Location: China Spotted by: Bill Dixon Bill Dixon wins a copy of the "Sign Language 2" book! Read on to see more of this week's best entries... Send us your signs! Can you do better? Send your strange signs to signlanguage@telegraph.co.uk. The sender of the best entry will win a copy of the Sign Language 2 book.