Fast food fiend's McUnhappy ending AFTER picking up food from a McDonalds drive-thru window, a trouserless 69-year-old man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege. Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald's when the cashier "turned to him to give him his change." At that point, the woman realized that Clemons was sans pants and was pleasuring himself. Clemons then allegedly "grabbed the cashier's hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle," according to an arrest affidavit detailing the September 21 incident. After pulling her hand away from Clemons, the worker shut the drive-thru window and called 911. Seen in the above mug shot, Clemons was later apprehended at a nearby gas station. While still pantsless, he had draped a t-shirt over his lap. Free on $500 bail, Clemons is scheduled to be arraigned October 9 on a misdemeanor battery charge.