Six naff Christmas novelty foods we're not looking forward to K West hotel has invented a Christmas Dinner Burger stuffed with all the traditional trimmings, allowing one to devour their entire Christmas meal in a few mouthfuls. It features deep fried turkey breast topped with Camembert cheese, which has in turn been slathered with cranberry relish and topped with lettuce. It's finished off with a sprout wrapped in smoked bacon and it all comes together inside a brioche bun, served alongside goose fat roast potatoes. We imagine it might be a hit in America. Christmas cake liqueur Marks and Spencer's It's as though Willy Wonka has stood in for St Nick this year, bringing with him a Christmas concoction even Heston Blumenthal may raise his eyebrows at. The Christmas cake liqueur is, according to the retailer, "literally the taste of the festive season in a glass." We're assuming that doesn't mean bad jumpers, food-based arguments and very inebriated relatives. Brussels sprout juice As if it wasn't hard enough convincing the family that Brussels sprouts sole purpose isn't to ruin Christmas dinner, Marks and Spencer's have only gone and liquefied the food equivalent of the Grinch in the form of "sprout juice." And if your stomach's not yet turning, the retailer has also introduced sprout coleslaw as part of its festive range, to accompany turkey dishes and sandwiches. Brussels sprouts, with a side of Brussels sprouts, washed down with Brussels sprouts? Christmas has surely been cancelled. Bucks fizz marmalade with edible glitter Fortnum & Mason's Bucks Fizz; a beverage consisting of part orange juice, part champagne; a cheesy 80"s band consisting of part large hair, part skirt ripping; and now a flavour of Fortnum's marmalade part bonkers. Part genius? With edible glitter, it may well bring some sparkle to the holidays. Liquorice allsorts tea £6, Twinings You'd be forgiven for mistaking Twinings tea's limited edition Christmas offering for no more than a bauble, but this is one Christmas decoration with a discernible difference. Inside sit 8 Liquorice Allsorts Earl Grey flavoured pyramids, perhaps a peculiar flavour for tea but at least the frugal amongst you can find solace in enjoying both a brew and Christmas confectionary simultaneously. The Turkey cracker £30, Waitrose Most Christmas crackers are stuffed with bad jokes, paper-thin party hats and cheap plastic toys, but Waitrose have a put a tasty/terrible twist (depending on your viewpoint) on one of the nation's most beloved Yuletide traditions. Brimming with turkey breast, rolled and wrapped in butter muslin and topped off with a Christmas stuffing middle, this surreal centre-piece is packaged in its very own cracker-shaped box- just don't try to pull it! Beer advent calendar £95, Selfridges On the First day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a hangover before it had reached three. Clearly not content with the already copious amounts of drinking that take place during the holiday period, Selfridges have released a very adult version of the average choccie filled advent calendar. Countdown the days with twenty-four different mystery beers behind numbered windows, in an unassuming Christmas-tree shaped presentation box and make this a Christmas one to remember (or if you end up having one to many, most likely forget).