Which Mad Man (or Woman) are you? 1) Do you come from a An elite background b A moneyed background c A muddied background 2) At work, do you feel like a A young buck b An old head c A grifter 3) When your colleagues are smoking, do you think a It's a disgusting habit b Pass the lighter c Here's a chance to be counter-intuitive 4) If someone offers you a drink at 11am, do you a Have a whisky b Have a whisky c Have a whisky 5) When you have a problem, do you confide in a Your wife b Your mistress c Nobody 6) When considering your life, do you a Blame everyone else b Fire off a witty rejoinder to escape the banality c Have disturbing flashbacks 7) With regard to female colleagues, do you a Largely ignore them, but mistakenly get them pregnant on occasion b Relentlessly pursue them whether they're interested or not c Casually flit between them as if you're their be-all and end-all 8) when it comes to your own work, are you a A try-hard b A blow-hard c A hard act to follow 9) Is your success predicated on a Cunning b Charm c Inscrutability 10) Do you hate a Your mother b The Japanese c Authority Mostly As You are Pete Campbell, the weaselly upstart Mostly Bs You are Roger Sterling, the old-school roué Mostly Cs You are Don Draper, the maverick mystery man Ladies... a A charmed background b A secretive background c A strictly repressive background 2) Are you a The prom queen b The queen bee c Royally fed up 3) Is your skirt a Full b Pencil c Who cares? 4) Do you see marriage as a Necessary b Disappointing c A tool of patriarchal oppression 5) Is your career a Extinct b A stopgap c Your raison d'être 6) Do you take pride in your a Appearance b Efficiency c Intellect 7) Do you see men as a Status symbols b Lap dogs c Dinosaurs 8) In the face of adversity do you a Scowl b Sashay c Argue 9) Is your Friday night spent a Waiting for your husband b Forgetting about your husband c In the office 10) Do you dream of a Crushing caterpillars b A fulfilling relationship c Making Partner You are Betty Francis, suburban ice queen You are Joan Harris, sad-eyed bombshell You are Peggy Olson, proto-feminist career girl