This python ate four humans at once This python ate a drunk man, internet says. HAVE you heard the story of a drunk guy getting eaten by a python? Stay with me here. A friend of an acquaintance's friend of a cousin's friend's sister on Facebook, via Reddit, told me the story about a python eating an intoxicated man who was passed out on a pavement outside a bottle shop in India. It was this guy. Now the internet is eating itself with disgust, wondering if you go out for a few beers this will be your fate. If you are heading out tonight, fear not, the whole thing has finally been debunked. Yep, it's a big fat hoax. You can now sleep under a bench at a train station without the risk of a mega snake engulfing you in one bite. Go home, Moose, you're drunk. And a snake might eat you. Despite what the internet will have you believe, this python has not eaten a drunkard in India, then continued its quest for human flesh across the globe. Quite possibly, the Indian drunkard got home safely and you've kept his mother up all night worrying. Reddit knew the media manipulator for what it was, almost immediately - calling very loudly HOAX over and over. Reddit sleuths take down the hoax. Though Lord of the Drinks' WordPress kept talking about the story to anyone who would listen. The article that spread the story further Source: Supplied No reputable news source confirmed the photo's authenticity. Except, the Russian state news. It appears they have an inside source. Reports about this python's ridiculous appetite for humans has existed on blogs and social media for years. He swallowed a human at a game reserve. The shareable stories include the python eating up to four different unnamed victims at almost the same time. The man-eater reportedly feasted on a four-year-old in Malaysia, chomped its way through South Africa, stopped for a plate of dessert in the floods in Indonesia and finished with a midnight snack in China. This was all before lurking outside the bottle shop in Kerala, India. He swallowed a human in the Jakarta floods. The first known appearance of the photograph online was from a Facebook post by South African reporter Linda Laina Nyatoro. She claimed to have taken the photo near Durban North, South Africa in 2012. There has been at least one reported fatality in Durban, but in 2002 and it isn't related to this photo. He swallowed a human in Durban. It remains unclear what the snake's last meal was, but there is hope he overindulged on meat pies. Hoax slayer has done a pretty impressive analysis detailing the deadly rampage of this monster. Then he swallowed a human in India. So the final call on the risks? You can pass out drunk wherever you like, as long as you watch out for the goat man. He ate three people last night. It's not over yet.