Two new films are coming out about the not-so-fairy-tale lives of Diana, Princess of Wales (played by Naomi Watts), and Grace, Princess of Monaco (Nicole Kidman). Both were universally adored before dying in mysterious auto accidents. Their biopics appear to be star vehicles for the B.F.F. actresses - and the chattering class is abuzz, because both movies are so tiara-twistingly bad as to inspire outrage and bewilderment. Are they propaganda campaigns to bring down parasitic Western monarchies as we know them? You be the judge. Chart: The Actresses vs. the Princesses