Paper Talk: Mourinho goes to market, why Klopp's anti-Arsenal, Man United's new movie stars The Serbian government are considering drastic measures to curb hooliganism after another violent Belgrade derby. PAPER Talk features Jose Mourinho's hunt for goals, David Moyes turning to Alex Ferguson's book for tips and why Jurgen Klopp's Borussia Dortmund is the anti-Arsenal. A LACK of Premier League goals from star strikers Fernando Torres and Samuel Eto'o has worn thin on Jose Mourinho with reports suggesting the Chelsea manager has been given the green light to splash £50 million on a new striker in January. Torres and Eto'o have managed just one goal each to open the campaign, and third choice frontman, Demba Ba, has not hit the back of the net in a league fixture since March. The Special One's decision to send Belgium young gun Romelu Lukaku back out on loan at the start of this season has left the manager with egg on his face all season, and Chelsea are unable to recall the in-form striker in January. So who could be in line to fill the breach? The only name that has been consistently thrown up is red hot Liverpool striker Luis Suarez, who has also been linked yet again with a move to Real Madrid. However, the man rated by many as the Premier League's best player will almost certainly remain at Anfield at least until the end of the season. Watch this space to find out who else could be brought in to add some firepower to Mourinho's men. Jose Mourinho going shopping, Paul Scholes to Hollywood, and Jurgen Klopp's odd comparison. THEY'VE been two of Jose Mourinho's most loyal lieutenants but now Chelsea stars Frank Lampard and Ashley Cole could be punted from his first choice XI. Lampard has been a peripheral figure in several of his last seven starts and has ominously been benched early on several occasions. Cole, meanwhile, appears to be struggling to regain form after a rib injury sidelined him from England's final two World Cup qualifiers. In light of Stoke goalkeeper Asmir Begovic's stunning 90-yard effort in the EPL, we look back at some of the best goalie goals in recent years. The benching of two of the Blues' most high profile players would be somewhat ironic, given it was their omission in the club's 2012 Champions League disaster against Napoli that spelled the end for another Portugese manager, Andres Villas Boas. A League One football club has taken the extraordinary measure of banning its local paper from the press box and media conferences. While most professional sporting clubs will go out of their way to get media coverage for the commercial benefits that flow on from it, Port Vale FC has apparently had a gutful of Straffordshire newspaper The Sentinel. Newcastle United's upset victory over Chelsea is the headline moment for round 10 of the EPL. In response to a story The Sentinel ran, highlighting the club's failure to deliver its limited edition third change shirts on time - an issue that had affected thousands of paying customers - Port Vale refused entry to the paper's football writer Michael Baggely, and a photographer. Baggely was forced to pay for a ticket and file his report from the stands with his laptop sitting on his knee, and the paper has since been informed it will have to pay an astonishing £10,000 a year "for the privilege of providing our readers with coverage of Port Vale and providing (the Port Vale chairman's) business with free publicity six days a week, every week." A standoff has ensued, with the newspaper refusing to pay the fee - instead relying on a backlash from its readers to force the club into a backflip. Strange times indeed. SOME back-pass this, courtesy of an outfield player from 1860 Munich's reserve team in Germany... MANCHESTER United's legendary Class of '92 have been reunited - as the stars of an upcoming film documenting the rise of six players who would go on become the basis of the club's success during the 1990s and 2000s. The 1992 FA Youth Cup winning side featured 10 players who would go on to play first team football for United - including David Beckham, Ryan Giggs, Nicky Butt and Gary Neville. These four are joined by Phil Neville and Paul Scholes, who didn't play in that '92 final but went on to become Old Trafford greats, as stars of the documentary film which covers a period between 1992-99 culminating in Champions League success. DAVID Moyes said he was too busy to read Sir Alex Ferguson's autobiography when it was released last month. A couple of painful losses later, and Moyes looks to have changed his tune, perhaps hoping he can treat the Old Trafford great's tome like a text book. Moyes was snapped at Manchester airport on Monday before boarding the flight ahead of Tuesday's match against Real Sociedad. And, when the Old Trafford chief dipped into his suitcase for some paperwork, carefully packed atop his belongings was Fergie's self-titled autobiography. HE'S regarded as one of the most eccentric managers in the world of football and comparing his Borussia Dortmund to Arsene Wenger's Arsenal, the German has again demonstrated why. While Klopp says he loves the smooth, flowing, possession game played by Arsenal, he says he couldn't coach a side the same way, because frankly it would bore him. Take it away Jurgen: "I like (Arsenal's philosophy). I love it but I cannot coach it because I am a different guy. If you watch me during the game I celebrate when we press the ball and it goes out. "To enjoy football you have to do this," pointing left-right, right-left, "he can win, he can win, post, goalkeeper, save - that is what I love. If, in the last four years, Barcelona were the first team I saw playing when I was four years of age - this serenity of football, they win 5-0, 6-0 - I would have played tennis. It is not my sport. I don't like winning with 80 per cent (of possession). Sorry that is not enough for me. Fighting football, not serenity football, that is what I like. What we call in German 'English' - rainy day, heavy pitch, 5-5, everybody is dirty in the face and goes home and cannot play for the next four weeks. HE may not be hitting the back of the net as much as he or his manager would like, but Chelsea star Fernando Torres is still kicking goals off the park, this time in a commercial for Foot Locker. There'd be a bit of concern from fans if he was caught out at a nightclub trying this, but for the magic of television I'm sure Chelsea fans will make an exception. Torres spent the day charming extras before putting his faith in them, when he was lifted onto their shoulders and past around in a display of crowd surfing for the ad. And if this picture's anything to go by, he had plenty of fun doing it! MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes believes teenage sensation Adnan Januzaj deserves more protection after being stamped on by Fulham defender Sascha Riether at the weekend. I hadn't seen it until after the game. The distance we were away made it impossible to take it in. It's a bad stamp and it does look deliberate," he said ahead of United's Champions League clash with Real Sociedad. That's for the referee to deal with on the day or, if nowadays they look at it differently, they can decide afterwards. I do think Adnan may need a bit of protection. He's getting kicked up and down and I think he deserves a bit more than what he's getting at this present moment in time. A LUCKY punter is now £100,000 richer after Aberdeen beat Partick Thistle 4-0 in the Scottish Premier League earlier this week to seal his 'Football Jackpot' win. The 27-year-old entered Coral's competition, where you pick the results of 15 matches to enter the draw to win the jackpot. Only a £1 entry fee is required, and the South East Londoner predicted all the other results correctly, including Arsenal to beat Liverpool as well as Everton and Tottenham to draw, so was just waiting for Aberdeen to bring home the bacon. THE Gunners triumphed in the Premier League match of the weekend against tital rivals Liverpool, but could it have had anything to do with star midfielder Mesut Ozil's attempt at motivation. In the lead-up to the game, the German superstar tweeted this picture, indicating he and his teammates were ready for a war! A SOUTH African policeman was arrested after allegedly shooting a friend in a furious row over Saturday's Premier League match between Arsenal and Liverpool. The cop, who has not been named, is a Liverpool fan and was livid when taunted over his side's 2-0 defeat. Eyewitnesses said he pulled out his gun and shot his pal in the chest. The shocking incident happened in Durban minutes after the game had finished.