Paper Talk: some bizarre videos from the world of football, Ravel Morrison brilliance, Fergie Facts The international break did little to slow down the number of controversial, superb and downright wacky moments in the world of football. A truly jam packed weekend in the world of football. IT'S been a jam packed weekend of international fixtures but as usual, there's no shortage of the weird, wacky and wonderful from the world of football - all here for you in Paper Talk: Weekend Wash Up. To kick us off, sit back and enjoy the best and worst of the world of football in the video at the top of the page. Freakish goals, bizarre refereeing and, well, more bizarre refereeing. Ravel Morrison is getting his share of headlines, fighting with Wilfried Zaha in the England u-21s, rebuilding his career at West Ham after off-field trouble at Old Trafford. But with goals like this, in the video at the top of the page, no wonder Sir Alex Ferguson once dubbed him the best 14-year-old he'd ever seen. You can't get away with it down at the local park, but after a six-minute deliberation, Wrexham were awarded a goal that slid straight out of the next, escaping through a hole in the netting. After Adrian Cieslewicz scored in the 71st minute, but it took the howls of anger from the fans before Amy Fearn consulted the linesman and finally awarded the goal. While we're in the world of wackiness, how about having a goal disallowed because of a cloud of smoke! That's what Barnet manager Edgar Davids had to deal with after his side's equaliser against Conference leaders Cambridge United was mistakingly rubbed out. Watch both incidents in the video above. Fergie Time might be a thing of the past, but now we've got Fergie Facts - the 42 factual errors found in his new autobiography. Sir Alex's new book, My Autobiography, became the UK's fastest-selling non-fiction book since records began, with 115,547 copies sold in its first week on sale. But as many as 45 factual errors have been found, prompting the publishers to refund one particularly aggrieved customer. Hodderand Stoughton CEO Jamie Mr Hodder-Williams wrote: "We did in fact go through several stages of fact-checking with this book, with a reading from within Manchester United as well as from a specialist football fact-checker. Although a very large number of corrections were made we plainly did not pick up everything. Possible corrections that have so far been helpfully pointed out are being checked and will be included in future reprints. I am sorry that you feel that your expenditure on the book was not worthwhile. If you would like to send the book to me at our head office address, stating where you bought the book and at what price, we will refund your expenditure and postage. It wasn't good enough in the off-season, but, according to the Daily Mail, Radamel Falcao is on his way to Stamford Bridge in January. The star Colombian marksman reportedly isn't enjoying life or the standard of football in Monaco, and is especially deterred by the French government's proposed 75 per cent tax rate they want clubs to impose on salaries (although currently Monaco are exempt from French tax law). Colombian's forward Radamel Falcao could be on his way to Chelsea. Falcao shares the same agent as Chelsea boss Jorge Mendes - so the Pound60 million move looks even more likely. If Chelsea want to match Falcao's current wages, wait for it, they'll need to come up with Pound450,000-a-week. Handy if you can get it. SERGIO RAMOS wants to play at centre-half, but after being moved between right back and centre midfield by Carlo Ancelotti, he's not happy and Manuel Pellegrini has taken notice, according to the Daily Mirror. Manchester City see the Spaniard as a solution to their defensive problems, so City now need to consider his buyout clause of Pound41 million. Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos is on Manchester City's radar. This one of the most outlandish rumours we've heard in a while, but what's a rumour mill without a bit of speculation. So, LIONEL MESSI is so distressed by the demands Barcelona place on him to play when not fully fit, that a move to Manchester City could take place, the Mail on Sunday reports. More back and forth between Spain and Manchester City, this time, it doesn't involve Luis Suarez. Real Madrid appear to have given up; now their sights are set on the prolific Sergio Aguero, according to the Daily Star. Arsene Wenger knows enforcements are needed to bolster his squad's title charge. Borussia Dortmund are the main contenders trying to pinch EDIN DZEKO, although the Sunday Express suggests that former AC Milan striker Alexandre Pato, now at Corinthians, is also a January target. Andreas Iniesta is close to pledging his future to Barcelona, says the club's sporting director Andoni Zubizarreta. Bad news for David Moyes, with reports last week suggesting the Spaniard was his No. 1 target for Manchester United in January. An Alexis Sanchez double has lifted Chile to victory over England at Wembley, snapping a 10 game unbeaten run for Roy Hodgson's men. Jack Wilshere's assessment of Chile after England's 2-0 loss in a friendly over the weekend, after Roy Hodgson's side under cosh constantly from the South Americans. It was a tough game. I think the last time I played against a team like that was Barcelona, the way they keep the ball, the way they play out from the back and when they don't have the ball they press, they press high and made it difficult for us. I think it was very good for us. They were a different style from Ukraine, a different style from a lot of teams we've played in the past and we'll have to deal with both at the World Cup, especially as there's a few South American teams out there. At least we know now what to expect from those sort of teams and we can learn from it. Sturridge and Suarez has been the catchcry of the season so far, but if Daniel Sturridge has his way, it'll be Rooney and Sturridge on everyone's lips next European summer, in Brazil. Wazza is a world-class player and it is easy to play with him. I enjoy playing with him," Sturridge said. We complement each other's game. In training, it is almost as if we don't need to work on things. We know where we are, where team-mates are. I really wanted to play against Brazil to showcase my talents. The boys did well but from a personal perspective I was devastated. When these opportunities come about you have to show what you can do. I am playing my natural game and doing things off the cuff. In his own eyes, clearly ... "Real Madrid or Barcelona," he told Danish publication Politiken after a friendly win over Norway, when asked "how do you envisage to continue your career?" Hart will face Germany in their international friendly, and then, the ball is in his court, says Roy Hodgson. "All I can do is give Joe the shirt and give him the chance to go out and play," Hodgson said. Afterwards he is going to have to face whatever he faces, but Joe is an experienced player - he understands that. If he plays well and does well, and keeps a clean sheet and helps us to win the game, then I'm sure people are going to be saying some very good things about him. But if he doesn't, and lets a couple of easy goals in, he's going to have to accept that there'll be criticism, because that's the way of the world we live in. I can't change things for players in that respect. We've had plenty of pats on the back recently, but we all know that, unfortunately, this game of football also gives you slaps in the face. Trailing Ukranie 2-0 before Wednesday morning (EDT) 's tie in Paris, Oliver Giroud hasn't given up hope for France. "We are ready to die on the pitch," striker Giroud told media on Sunday, ahead of the Stade de France clash. I have a lot of determination and I think it will help us get into them. Christian Eriksen could be out for over a month with an injury sustained in Denmark's 2-1 win against Norway on Friday. Samir Nasri says Manuel Pellegrini has re-charged him this season - and likens his style to Arsene Wenger. "Last year was a bit difficult for me personally because of the problem I had in the Euros and other stuff," Nasri said. So this summer, I cleared my head and came back with determination to have a great season. But right now everything is fine. I'm in a better place and that's what I want. He added: "He does remind me of Arsene in respect of the way he works," added Nasri. He has the same approach in the way he talks to players and tells them when things are good and when they are bad. But it's always constructive and you always know what he wants form you, and what you to bring to the team. I feel that he trusts me and that he gives me responsibilities on the pitch. When you have a manager like that, you want to repay that sort of faith - and that's what I'm trying to do.