Barcelona v Paris Saint-Germain: live Hard to feel too sorry for a team that expensively-assembled that has a red carpet permanently stationed outside their stadium, though. And now we've got the dreamy semi-final line-up of Germany's best two teams vs Spain's best two teams. Shall we just let each league pick a best XI and contest a final? That might be fun. 90+4 min All over in the Juventus Stadium. That is its actual nae. 30 seconds left in the Nou Camp. Which is not its actual name. 90+3 min PSG thumping it upfield, but they've not had a good idea since Barca equalised. 90+2 min Pizarro makes it 2-0 to Bayern in Turin. That seems cruel. Especially since I tipped Juventus at the start of this competition. 90+1 min We'll have four added minutes. 90 min Becks is booked, for dissent, I think. That's Bjorn Kuipers flagged for a four hour interview next time he attempts to go through UK customs. 89 min Van der Wiel on for Jallet in PSG's last throw of the dice of substitutions. 88 min Gary Neville sounds absolutely appaled as Iniesta does an outrageous behind-the-back twisting-ball-obscuring piece of skill. Totally outfoxes Jallet, but his shot is disappointing and wide. 86 min A frustrated Silva slides in on Messi and fouls him and fouls him hard. In his big stupid brilliant face. His legs, in fact. Messi's alright, thank goodness. Silva is booked. 84 min Another sub. Tito Villanova is going for a Song. Alex. He replaces Villa. 83 min Brand Beckham has entered the fray, dreaming of a free kick 25 yards out. Verratti makes way. 81 min Gameiro on for Lavezzi, who has been busy if not entirely effective. 80 min It's become a bit scrappy and a bit more like the match you'd expect. Barca looking just about in control of things now, and Lavezzi is booked for a late one on Jordi Alba. Here's Alba pleading with Pedro to give up sucking his thumb. Or they're celebrating his goal. Not sure: 75 min Vastly different game now. That creeping tiredness is to the fore for PSG and Barcelona have their swagger back. Barcelona 1 PSG 1 (Pedro) That old "one man team" theory is gaining some momentum again this evening. Barca and the Nou Camp visibly perked up after their half-fit hero Lionel replaced Fabregas. He goes on the sort of tightly-controlled penetrating run that only he can. PSG are too deep Messi feeds Villa who tees up Pedro. He crashes it home with a surefooted strike into the top corner. That, as they say in Barcelona, is mes like it. 69 min Barca singularly fail to get it properly clear from the corner. In the end Zlatan and Alex exchange an unconventional headed one-two but Valdes is out to claim. 68 min PSG have a corner. Here's Pastore doing some celebrating in front of some visibly shocked and appalled Barca fans: 65 min Bayern Munich have the lead against Juventus! Mandzukic has all but booked their semi-final place. Barca knocking on the door. Sirigu saves well from Iniesta and then it falls for Messi, but he's uncharateristically lax in controlling it and Maxell is able to nip in and win the ball. 64 min A few signs creeping in that PSG are tiring. They looked adrenalized like so many late-period Def Leppard albums after going ahead, and their pressing perhaps became a little too keen. Alex misplaces a pass to Jallet which goes out for a throw and smacks of tiredness. He soon attones with a freat tackle to deny Villa. 62 min Alves with another ludicrously mishit shot. He had time inside the box and blazed horribly over. Here comes Messi. Gary Neville is adamant he's not fit. And you know what they say about Gary Neville: Listen to him. Fabregas makes way. It's also Bartra on for Adriano. 60 min Ibrahimovic gets the free kick on target, but it's easy for Valdes. 58 min Zlatan causing havoc this half. He keeps drifting to the left-hand side and tees up Pastore again on the edge of the area. It's a great chance but fluffed by Pastore. Barca rattled, Valdes hurries his kick and it's straight to a PSG player. Busquets fouls Verrati 30 yards out. Enter the ponytailed Swede... Again. 57 min Villa fires harmlessly wide from a reasonable position. The home side want a corner, and they're entitled to, it took a large deflection off Alex. Here's Pastore's goal in the animated .gif format that we have all come to treasure: 54 min Messi's warming up. Much chat from Sky's commentators about Messi deciding to warm up himself. He looks very much interested in coming in. Meanwhile in Turin Bayern have started the second half the stronger, but it's been a decent game by both keepers so far and it's still goalless. 53 min Adriano clears a Zlatan cross behind for a PSG corner. Desperately worrying times for Barca. But Valdes catches the corner with authority. Barcelona 0 PSG 1 (Pastore) Beautifully done by PSG. Zlatan and Pastore play a one-two just inside Barca's half and suddenly Pastore is in behind. Questionable decision from Pique to try to play offside, Alves can't catch Pastore and he finishes untidily but effectively enough past Valdes. 50 min Another wild shot, well over the bar from Fabregas. Here's Lionel Messi wiping away a tear because there's a football match happening that he's not playing in: 48 min Alba with a positive contribution on the left, winning a corner after Jallet has to slide to deflect his cross, but it's a disappointing delivery from flagtown USA and cleared. A good point by Dermot Corrigan on David Villa, who's been fairly ineffective thus far: 46 min Alright then, you've twisted my arm football. Let's have a second half. 20.30 PSG will be delighted with that half, apart from, yknow, the score. They've had the better of the chances, and despite inevitably being cut apart a couple of times by Barca's attacking players it's yet to lead to a clear chance for the home side. Sirigu has had nothing to do. Valdes plenty. Lucas Moura has been superb and a PSG goal could spell e-x-c-i-t-i-n-g t-i-m-e-s for this match. Half time in Turin too, no goals there either. See you in 15. 45 min Alves, man of the match eight days ago, is having a stinker this evening. He's often been the spare man for Barcelona, but PSG can afford to leave him well alone if he's going to continue to produce the overhit pap he's contributed so far. His latest attempted cross is over the bar. No, Dani. 44 min Zlatan does take it, but it's too far out really and he puts it into the wall. 43 min Moura spellbinding again, coming in from the right at terrific speed and drawing a clumsy foul from Adriano. Clear yellow card, it's dished out, and Zlatan is looking at this free kick, 30ish yards out, with interest. 42 min Fabregas with the latest in a long line of unwise shots that end up well over in this game. Not tremendous technique from Cesc, leaning back and spooning it into the crowd. That time he spent with Nicklas Bendtner really had an effect. A rare sight indeed from Henry Winter: 40 min Here are the thoughts of Alex Bathurst on his footballing soulmate: Alex Morgan, the U.S. Women's team footballer. I felt the need to clarify as I am sure there are more footballers with that common name, but there is only one for me. 38 min Not strong from Villa, firing over from the edge of the box after a blink and you'll miss it backheel from Xavi to tee him up. 36 min More good work from Pedro. Intelligent run after passing to Xavi which sets him up one on one against Jallet again. Pedro duly gets round him again and delivers a cross, but there's no-one there for Barca. 35 min Alex the target this time, but it's a little too high from Moura from the set play, and out for a throw on the other side. 34 min Moura still having a storming game. He wins another corner, which Zlatan heads onto a Barcelona shoulder and it's behind for another. 32 min Barca need to get a grip of this. PSG doing more or less everything right. They're compact and disciplined without the ball and commiting numbers forward when they regain it. Messi's at risk of injuring himself more seriously if he plays tonight, apparently, but at this rate Barca might need him. Here's Carlo Ancelotti smelling blood: 29 min Alex has Valdes deeply worried again with his header from the corner, Valdes tips it acrobatically round the post, but a PSG player had strayed offside. 28 min Lavezzi keeps finiding himself in excellent positions but is getting it wrong again and again. This time he's in plenty of space in the left-hand side of the penalty area. Moments later Veratti dinks a ball over the top and Ibrahimovic ekes out a beautiful cross for Moura. He heads powerfully at Valdes, who has to tip it over for a corner. 27 min Still goalless in Turin, as you can see from the bold writing above. Juve doing most of the attacking there. As you'd probably expect. 24 min Another big chance for Lavezzi! Ibrahimovic finds him with a neat ball that slices open Barca's defence in the middle, but his shot is disappointing and saved by Valdes. 21 min Pedro v Jallet is a mismatch on Barca's left. The striker is round the Frenchman with ease with a trick and turn of pace and delivers a worrying low ball. Xavi's waiting for it but PSG scramble it away. 19 min Another Barca corner, this one is headed clear by big Zlatan. Barcelona dominating, but it's PSG who have had the best chances. They're shooting early, but not always accurately. Moura smacks one from 25 yards. Well over. 16 min Iniesta doing a reasonably good Messi impression thus far. Familiarly brilliant close control almost takes him past the majority of the PSG defence, but Maxwell cuts it out. A fair question from Mark Ogden: 14 min Moura dangerous again, shooting from the edge of the box after good work from Jallet to fight for the ball on the right and lay it back for the Brazilian. His shot is well held by Valdes. 13 min Moura, who impressed me in the first half last week, gallops down the right-hand side and is, to my mind, fouled as he reaches the byline by Jordi Alba. It's either not seen or not given and Valdes has the honour of taking a goal kick. 12 min Iniesta with a fairly ridiculous lob from just inside the PSG half. Sirigu was only mildly off his line, but it was enough for the Spaniard's eyes to light up. Just over, unfortunately for football. 9 min PSG stand relatively firm and get the corner clear. 8 min Barca, beginning to thrive in dangerous areas, have a corner. Here's that D-Beck proving he's still got it. Provided that you mean the ability to look nice when in the process of kicking a football: 6 min Thiago Silva slips when taking a regulation free kick just in front of PSG's box. Not quite sure why, but Barca are awarded a free kick five yards in front of his. It's worked short, despite Xavi going very close with his first one in the second minute, and the PSG wall does its job. 4 min Decent start for PSG, with Lavezzi presented with a couple of good chances already. The first was a shot straight at Valdes, the second should have had a better result. He was in behind the high Barca line after a tackle that sent the ball astray by Busquets but stumbled somewhat as he ran towards goal and Pique got back to ease him off the ball. 2 min Verrati brings down Fabregas not far from the area and Barca have a promisingly positioned free kick already. Sirigu is sprawling to reach Xavi's free kick which ripples the net but has, in fact, gone just wide. 1 min Here we go, PSG get us started and lump it upfield. That pass probably cost around £200,000. 19.43 The players have exchanged handshakes and listened dutifully to the opera song. We are not far away at all. 19.40 Alison Ramage has answered the question posed above, and answered it well: Eric Cantona. Do I have to give reasons? Only if you want to, Alison. 19.30 Well known man Henry Winter is at the Nou Camp for us this evening. He brings news of running pundits: 19.15 Here's number 407 in the growing list of reasons to love Zlatan Ibrahimovic... He's a big reggae fan: 18.55 You want the teams? You want the teams?! You can't handle the teams! Okay, maybe you can... Here you go: Barcelona: Valdes, Dani Alves, Pique, Adriano, Jordi Alba, Xavi, Busquets, Iniesta, Pedro, Fabregas, Villa. Subs: Pinto, Sanchez, Messi, Thiago, Bartra, Montoya, Song. PSG: Sirigu, Jallet, Alex, Thiago Silva, Maxwell, Lucas Moura, Verratti, Thiago Motta, Pastore, Ibrahimovic, Lavezzi. Subs: Douchez, Sakho, Gameiro, Chantome, Armand, Van Der Wiel, Beckham. Referee: Bjorn Kuipers (Holland) PSG, godbless their little cotton socks, gave it a right good go against gigantic giants Barcelona in the first leg. Now the plucky minnows from Paris go to the Nou Camp in daring to dream of a fairytale story, the type which dreams are made of. In heaven. Only in the Champions League would a team owned by Qatari quadrazillionaires be the patronised underdogs. Then again, only against Barcelona would a team featuring Thiago Silva, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ezequiel Lavezzi, and, to a lesser extent, David Beckham be considered rank outsiders. Barcelona hold the European version of "2-0 is a dangerous lead" this evening but are still largely expected to progress with ease and, ideally, in style. But an early goal from the moneyed upstarts and a team that's used to winning with ease, usually by about seven goals, could find their feathers ruffled. PSG will surely be viewing the match as good practice. They're going to be regulars at this stage of the tournament for years to come, and probably not with players of limited means such as Christophe Jallet this time next year. It'll almost certainly be a walkover for BEST TEAM EVAH, but not if the always-brilliant Zlatan Ibrahimovic has got anything to do with it. What a dreamboat. I'll be concentrating on the Barca game primarilly this evening but keeping a quarter of an eye on the night's other tie. Juventus 0 Bayern Munich 2 as it stands. Could be good. Team news to follow, stay tuned.