Dictators reign under the scorching sun Spoiler alert? Hardly, Kerrie's heatstroke drama has been plugged heavily in the lead up to tonight's episode. The heat is on. This is normal in a kitchen where the oven is working, you may argue, but you have not considered cooking outside in one of Australia's hottest cities. You would not have considered this most likely because you are not clinically insane - and this is why your job is not to set challenges on My Kitchen Rules. But some people are , and do have the job to punish the remaining 12 contestants that are not Ashlee and Sophia, because being forced to be on TV with Ashlee and Sophia is not punishment enough. The cast is in Broome and the episode (surely there aren't many left! The contestants are definitely not the only ones being punished) starts with some gushing about how beautiful Broome is. The clue is in the end credits, where Tourism Western Australia is given "special thanks." Broome this, beautiful that. The beauty is so overwhelming I switch off. It may be as fuzzy as the images shot of those mythical beings known as 'yettis' but that is really Sophia and Ashlee fishing. Upon returning to the show, Manu and Pete live out their cowboy dreams by declaring this challenge the Wild West challenge, despite the fact there are no horses or guns in sight. And, frankly, the thought of either judge in a pair of chaps is truly foul. The wardrobe department got over-excited at the suggestion of Wild West and finally some of the props and costumes from Seven's blink-and-you'll-miss-it drama series Wild Boys get a second airing. Kerrie, Joanna and Elle get wide-brimmed straw hats but Chris has donned an odd fedora that really should not be seen again. Outlining the rules, Pete says that "when the red dust settles, another team will be eliminated," proving that ridiculous cliches and pointless banter are not the sole domain of George Calombaris on MasterChef. One market which My Kitchen Rules has captured for itself is hair. Contestants' hair. Scott and Dan have none but Melina's is a thing of beauty and Jake's pile atop his skull is a wonder of hair spray. But, alas. For lovers of hairdos, there is bad news. Jake's hair is not so upright and coiled in this episode; in fact, it has positively slipped down the left side of his head. The twittersphere mourns. The teams jump into boats to catch a heavy fish - the team with the heaviest seafood can assign the main seafood element of their others teams' competition dish. If only they would all fall overboard, the show could end. Sophia's dictator tendencies are already emerging. In a shocking revelation, she says she likes to be in control. In other news, Pete Evans eats activated almonds. Sophia shouts at Greg, the boat skipper, and Sam and Chris start beckoning to fish. These two have lost it. Kerrie wants to say a prayer. If God was participating in this challenge, Kerrie, he'd end the show. Sam and Chris catch crabs - well one, to be exact - one mud crab. Jake continues the praying theme. Deity cannot save you from Ashlee and Sophia. "Babe" and "Babes" catch an enormous fish and Elle and Sam and Chris get big crabs. But the more important issue to consider is Jenna's choice of wardrobe. She is wearing a cardigan. In Broome. In the sweltering heat. What is actually wrong with her? Joanna, who, let's face it, is really competing in this show on her own, loses the big fish at the end of her rod. "It's GORRRRN," she explains. Dan and Steph have not caught anything except the love bug. Dan tells Steph that she is his catch of the day, and they pash. Ahem. Not content with copying many elements of MasterChef, the show then channels The Biggest Loser and subjects the mud crabs caught by Jake and Elle and Sam and Chris, as well as Ashlee and Sophia's fish, to a weigh-in. At 3.8 kilos, Ashlee and Sophia's fish is the fattest and forces them off the island. They remain, if only to torture the remaining contestants by revelling in their victory, and oh so graciously. "All I'm thinking is 'suck that, suckers," says Sophia. We've been given the crown and now it's time to reign. You stay classy. The love of the power continues as Sophia declares that she's not taking any prisoners, although an MKR challenge behind bars could be interesting. The role of the bitch is already taken, though, and Sophia says she is going into "full beast mode." If this meant anything, I'd tell you, but there comes a time in listening to people where you realise they are just talking for the sake of talking. Ho hum. Jenna and Joanna, of course, get the mud crab because Ashlee and Sophia put them at the bottom of the list of picks. In an actual surprise twist that was not promoted, Ashlee and Sophia choose not to cook Asian cuisine, but instead choose Middle Eastern. Fattoush. Bless you. Sophia begins to fillet the fish. It would be a shame to massacre it, she says. It's such an intense fish, babe. Babe! The heat gets to Scott and Luke, who start talking to their lobster as if it was alive and a person, and Kerrie has already started shouting at Craig. All is well in MKR land, then. In further controversy for a cooking contest, Dan and Steph make their own curry paste for their curry. No jars here. Manu celebrates by burning an effigy of Ali and Samuel under the blazing Broome sun. But, babes, something is wrong. The babes are having a bust-up. It seems that Ashlee, babes, has had trouble following the recipe of Sophia for her spice rub. Babes, this is so upsetting. Sam and Chris work out they need to get the fish right. Their logic and reasoning skills are amazing. Luke and Scott have decided this challenge is all about flavour and have used 250 grams of butter in their dish. They want the lobster to sing. When did this show turn into The Voice? Scott says the heat from the barbecue and the sun is unbelievable, and, right on cue in a piece of commentary that was clearly impromptu, Pete says the teams are feeling the heat. Chris and Scott are making bread. Again. And fattoush. Ashlee and Sophia decide they are now in China, not Broome, and Sophia doubts the team will plate up because they are on opposite sides of a great wall they have built over a spice rub. Ashlee says that when she is upset with Sophia, she doesn't talk to her. Many others would choose this option as a first resort, not just during times of disagreement. The guests arrive for food service on the backs of camels, which Joanna says makes her feel as though she's in a fairy tale, even though there are few, if any, fairy tales featuring camels. Luke predicts Kerrie is going down - literally. If only he hadn't seen the promos. Craig says his wife is driven only by this point by excitement at how the dish is looking. After one too many shouting episodes at Craig, Kerrie collapses from heat exhaustion. Ashlee and Sophia, maligned though they are, cannot be blamed for this, too. The effort was not in vain: Kerrie and Craig's dish wins the plaudits of Manu and Pete, as does Dan and Steph's, Jake and Elle's and Chris and Sam's. But, in a tone that suggests anything but, Pete says Luke and Scott's dish is "pleasant." Pleasant like day-old vomit, maybe. Dan says it has been one of the toughest days of his living life, as opposed to his dead life. Sophia is so terrified she wants to jump off a cliff. This seems a tad extreme given it's only a fish on the plate. Luke and Scott are panned because their dish was too simple. Luke is upset because he is proud of what they did. He will go to cry in a corner now. Jenna and Joanna are sentenced to a sudden death challenge after a lacklustre side dish, and Ashlee and Sophia win. Jo looks like she's been forced to smell a baby's spoiled nappy. In declaring Sophia and Ashlee the winner, Manu tries to be cool and young and says the dish was "totes amazing." Memo Manu, that was neither. Never do that again. Scott is fearful of what could come next. "Sudden death is one step closer to being eliminated," he says, in another amazing display of stating the bleeding obvious. Are you interested in joining our team of TV recappers? Leave us a message in our comments below - we won't publish it but we will contact you. Come and join the fun!