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a bunch of blue ships appear to come out of the portal*
the Plague Runner starts shooting at them*
They are revealed to be a fleet of blue Irken amarda ships*
A bunch of shuvvers fly towards the plauge runner,and surround it*
LIR: O.o
the Plague Runner cloaks, and it seems to disappear*
A spittle runner shoots a blue streak of light at the plauge runner*
It causes the cloaking to glitch*
- More ships begin to come out of the portal*
- the Plague Runner is hit, but the shields hold and they only feel a shake*
Vex: Alright! I need a task force to get into the Nark dimension and get that portal shut down for good! Once signal is lost, we can pick these ships off.
LIR: K. I volunteer!
Vex: I can teleport you out myself as long as you don't move after you cut off the portal.
Jib: I'll go.
- radio* Attention worthless counterparts. If you want to see Lurk ever again,bring Jib,Vex,and LIR.
NT-001: I can go. I helped build that portal.
- THe shuvvers begin to fire lazers at the ship*
- the ship isn't there anymore*
lasers hit shuvvers on the other side of the cluster*
a bunch of shuvvers explode*
LIR: Well, let's go! Vex, you heard Nark.. you need to go, too.
some Irken Armada ships come out of space and start firing at the Nark fleet*
Pilot:Gaurghhh! Quickly,hold them off!
Vex: I will shoot you guys into the portal using an airlock. Get to the pod station. I need to tell the navigators what to do in the meantime.
LIR: *gets into a pod*
Jib: *Runs to the pod station, along with FLIR and Mep*
NT-001: *gets in the pod LIR is in*
Jib: *Gets into a pod, along with FLIR and Mep*
- The shuvvers and spittles hold off the ships*
- the pods fire into the portal and fly into the walls of Nark's palace*
King Nark:What the blazes?!
LIR: *jumps in, and a crazy fionna mutant runs by*
NT-001 gets out and flies up above the goo flowing through the halls*
NT-001: *walks over to and breaks off the door of Jib's pod*
FLIR's propeller acitvates*
NT-001: Don't touch the goo, Jib...
Jib: How do I get out..?
LIR: the giant red lever.
NT-001: You can hang onto the bottom of my saucer. *flies high enough for Jib to be able to hang on safely*
Jib: Okay..*Grabs on*
Mep is apparently on Jib's back*
LIR: So.. where's Nark? And we need Vex, too!
they start to fly down the halls to the throne room, and NT-001 drops Jib off at the door.*
Jib: *Opens the door and charges through, FLIR following him*
LIR: *runs There and follows Jib*
NT-001: *waits outside the door, nervously and out of sight*
FLIR: ...This palace is stupid!
they see the broken tank and a tube leading into the wall with a light coming from down the tube*
LIR: Now what?
King Nark is in a sphere shaped room,hidden in the palace*
King Nark:Grgghh..curses...Plixx is dead..
Plixx's dead body is next to King Nark on the floor,Nark is sitting in a chair infront of computer monitors*
King Nark:He could've been a good test subject..grghh..no matter..I shall destroy them all...they all jusrt need to die together....
The body is half-mutated and looks really creepy, his PAK leg still in his skull*
King Nark:It's only a matter of time...
- meanwhile, back in the Dome Room*
King Nark presses a button on a control panel attached to the wall,a trapdoor opens under plix*
Plixx's dead body falls in it,the door closes*
NT-001: Lurk isn't here... He must've escaped... um... He must've gotten out through that pipe...
everyone is on a floating podium,the room is almost completely flooded*
The pipe is covered in mutagen*
NT-001: That pipe leads to the acid and fuel room...
Jib: We're gonna have to find a different way through...
LIR: Yeah..
- Everyone sees a vent at the top of room*
NT-001: I know how to get there. Grab on. We can get there through the ventilation shafts.
LIR: *grabs on*
Jib: *grabs on, and FLIR flies, Mep still on Jib's back*
NT-001 flies up into the duct, and starts flying through the duct*
FLIR flies through it behind him*
The mutagen soon reaches the podium,it grows metallic bunny ears and hair,it begins to sink into the mutagen*
Meanwhile,in the portal room*
- NT-001 takes out a grate, and flies down to see a huge missile*
NT-001: There it is... We need to empty the mutagen or defuse the explosive...
- they all hear a roar*
NT-001: I helped build it, so... Hmm..... Jib, go take that tank out of the midsection and- What the...?
- THe supar Nark bot is standing infront of a portal*
Supar Nark bot:*loud roar*
The others see Alt jib,Lurk,and KNSD*
NT-001: Um... I.. I can't really... Fight........ So.................. *lets Jib off on a platform, and crouches in a corner*
Mep: Hostile AI detected. Strength level of...oh...
Lurk:Oh...ermm...where did you guys come from?
KNSD: Savey people!
Supar Narkbot:*roars louder*
The Supar Nark bot throws it's "fist" at them*
LIR: LURRK!!! *tackles Lurk in joy, and then looks at the super Nark bot*
Mep: Recommended action: Leave immediatly.
Lurk jumps out of the way,holding LIR*
BLRASH* *The arm of the Narkbot slams onto the ground*
NT-001: Guys? If this is anything like a Nark Bot, its weak points are at the joints, eye sockets, and back of the neck. Just thought I'd ..... Let you know...
LIR: There is a laser wall over the portal..
bMep: *Starts climbing up the Nark bot*
FLIR flies high above, and starts charging his canons*
9:38 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark bot's torso disk launcher opens up,energy disks come out*
9:39 Invader Jib Jib: *Slices some of the energy disks with Trio Gem SworD*
9:39 Mysteriousjillguy Supar Nark bot:*humming noise* *soundwaves come out of it's mouth*
9:39 LIRLIR LIR: Whoa..
9:39 Mysteriousjillguy *They head for FLIR*
9:40 Invader Jib FLIR: *FLIR's canons finish charging. He fires them at the Nark bot*
9:40 Mysteriousjillguy *THe lazers blast the Narkbot in the back of it's head*
9:40 LIRLIR *KABWurSHSHGHAGDGSHSGFGSGSG MASSIVE DAMAGE*
9:40 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot roars*
THe Nark bot fires missles at FLIR*
9:41 Invader Jib FLIR: AH! *His propeller suddenly folds back into his head, causing him to smash into the floor*
FLIR: Dang it..
9:41 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk's PAK jetpack activates,he flies up to the Nark boty's shoulder*
Lurk lands on it's shoulder*
9:42 LIRLIR LIR: *blows up the missiles*
9:42 Invader Jib Mep: *Sticks spear in the Nark bot's joints*
9:42 Mysteriousjillguy *A tenetacle arm grabs Lurk,it swings him toward LIR*
9:42 LIRLIR LIR: *jumps*
9:42 INVADER VEX *NT-001 flies over to the back of the Nark Bot and starts to crawl into his internals*
9:43 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk hits the ground* Lurk:GNGH!
9:43 LIRLIR LIR: You OK?
9:44 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Urgh..yeah...
9:44 Invader Jib FLIR: I'm not..one of my eyes is broken...
9:44 LIRLIR LIR: *turns back to the super Nark bot*
9:44 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot lifts it's head up,and then rage roars*
soundwaves go all over the room,damaging any heraring organs*
9:45 INVADER VEX NT-001: *reaches the AI brain of the machine, a large cavity in the center of the head that is full of electricity*
9:45 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark bot shakes it's head around widly*
9:45 Invader Jib Mep: *Continues to stick his spear through the Nark bots joints, pulling out wires*
9:45 Mysteriousjillguy *It's tentacles head for alt jib and FLIR*
9:46 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Fires rifle at the tentacles*
9:46 Mysteriousjillguy *The lazers deflect off the teneacles*
9:46 Invader Jib Alt Jib: What?!
9:46 INVADER VEX NT-001: *takes out a wrench and starts to unscrew bolts on the AI brain's casing, revealing a mess of wires*
9:46 Mysteriousjillguy *the tentacle slams Alt jib into a wall*
9:47 Invader Jib Jib: *Slices the tentacle with Trio Gem Sword*
9:47 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark bot roars again*
9:47 INVADER VEX NT-001: Erm.... Um...... Whew.............. *starts ripping wires out until he reaches the computing unit*
9:47 Mysteriousjillguy *the teneacle claws fly off*
THe Nark bot rage roars*
Lurk:URGHHHH! *covers ears*
9:48 Invader Jib *Sparks fly from the Nark bot's joints, and Mep climbs further up the Nark bot*
9:48 LIRLIR LIR: Gah..this thing is hard to kill ..
9:48 INVADER VEX NT-001:*starts smashing the AI processing unit with the wrench*
9:48 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot spazzes around widly,trying to shake mep off*
The Supar Nark bot roars in pain from NT-001 messing with his circuits*
9:48 Invader Jib Mep: *Reaches the Nark bot's neck, and sticks his spear through it*
9:49 Mysteriousjillguy *THe supar nark bot punches it's own head*
9:49 INVADER VEX NT-001: *rips the AI unit out, and a bolt of electricity shoots from the wall into NT-001's saucer*
9:49 Mysteriousjillguy *the 2nd teneacle slams into it's head,going through it*
THe head sparks*
THe Nark bot fires missles rapidly*
Lurk:*Spider legs come out of PAK*
Lurk crawls to the Nark bot's feet*
9:50 INVADER VEX NT-001: AAG! *misses the tentacle, but his eye, arm, and saucer turn off and he falls into the circuits of the Nark bot*
9:50 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk fires PAK lazers at it's neck*
9:51 Invader Jib Jib: AH! *Ducks, trying to avoid the missiles(
9:51 Mysteriousjillguy *the lazers deflect*
9:51 Invader Jib Mep: *Continues sticking spear through the nark bot's neck*
9:51 Mysteriousjillguy ( WAit nvm )
THe Neck's armor is damaged,wires are exposed*
THe Nark bot spins it's head around rapidly*
THe Neck begins to bend*
Lurk:*fires lazers at it's neck*
9:52 INVADER VEX *NT-001 falls through the wires, ripping some of them out on the way down, weakening it more*
9:52 LIRLIR LIR: *flies up and begins to convert the neck into oxygen to help Mep*
9:52 Mysteriousjillguy *THe neck snaps in half*
9:52 INVADER VEX *NT-001 falls to the ground below the portal and right next to the missile*
9:53 LIRLIR *it begins to fall toward the *
9:53 Mysteriousjillguy *THe head falls off the neck stub,it hits the platform and falls down into the dark void of the bottom of the room*
9:53 LIRLIR *missile*
LIR: Oh.. no..
9:53 Mysteriousjillguy *THe missle explodes* *Dark blue energy flys everywhere*
9:54 INVADER VEX *NT-001 rolls into a corner, avoiding the blast*
9:54 Invader Jib Mep: *Jumps down from the Nark bot*
9:54 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:There should be mutagen flying everywhere....!
9:54 LIRLIR LIR: *hides*
9:54 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:THAT ISN"T THE MISSLE!
THe Nark bot begins to glow blue*
It's neck stump sparks*
9:54 Invader Jib Mep: I killed the Nark bot, by the way..
9:55 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot stands up,without a head*
Mechanical gears in the daaged nark bot grind,producing a loud grinding noise*
LIR: Good. The Nark bot is getting up..*
9:57 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot throws its fist at LIR and Mep*
LIR: WGASGNS *dodges*
9:58 Mysteriousjillguy *Suddenly a big panel opens up on the ceiling,a second missle comes out*
Another panel opens up on the right wall of the sphere room,a third missle comes out*
Another missle comes out of a panel on the left*
Lurk:Nark's trying to confuse us!
9:59 LIRLIR LIR: Uhhhhh...
9:59 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:KNSD? Do you know any other weaknesses on the Supar Nark bot?
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10:00 INVADER VEX (Sorry! Chat crashed!)
10:00 Mysteriousjillguy *Another panel opens up on the back of the room,a FIFTH missle comes out*
10:01 LIRLIR KNSD: Well.. i gave one a cookie and it tried to eat it and blew up
KNSD: That's all i got.
10:02 INVADER VEX *NT-001 rolls over in pain, revealing that he is still holding the gyroscopes and logic processors of the Nark Bot*
10:02 LIRLIR KNSD: Sometimes components can work wirelessly..
10:02 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Wqait..
Lurk sees a glass oval on it's chest*
Mechanical gears and wires are inside it*
10:03 INVADER VEX (Um... Gyroscopes would never work wirelessly... That just... isn't really possible...)
10:03 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:*PAK jetpack comes out*
10:03 LIRLIR (Oh. OK.
10:03 Mysteriousjillguy *He flies toward the glass oval*
10:03 Mysteriousjillguy *It's lazer hips fire all around the room randomly*
10:04 INVADER VEX *It seems to be really off balance*
10:04 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot throws it's fist around widly,in agressive fury*
Lurk:TAKE THIS! *Lurk's njetpack quickly goes into his PAK his Spider legs quickly come out and fire lazers*
THe lazers deflect and go back at Lurk*
2 of his spider legs are hit,they fly off*
10:05 Invader Jib Alt Jib: Ha ha.
10:05 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:ARGGH! *falls toward the floor*
Lurk:SHUT UP JIB! *His Jetpack reactivates*
The 2nd teneacle of the Nark bot whacks Lurk*
10:06 Invader Jib Jib: I didn't say anything..
10:06 LIRLIR LIR Oo.
10:06 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk spins around because of the attack,he flies toward the floor*
Lurk:AHHHH! *hits the ground*
10:06 INVADER VEX NT-001: The back of the neck.... Hit it there... You have to destroy the regeneration module in the chest...... Ugh...
10:07 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk rolls onto the ground,he slides toward the edge of the platform*
Lurk:!! *Lurk's head hangs off the platform*
Lurk looks down and sees a dark abyss*
Lurk stands up slowly and backs away from the edge*
Lurk:WELL?! Attack his chest!
Lurk's jetpack comes out,it's damaged*
Lurk:Darn it!
10:09 Invader Jib *Jib climbs up the Nark Bot with PAK legs*
Jib: *Slices Nark bot's chest with Trio Gem Sword*
10:09 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Hmmm *takes out block shaped grenades*
The glass shatters*
Jib sees a sphere shaped interior in the chest,full of wires*
There's an energy battery in it*
10:10 Invader Jib Jib: *Slices through the wires*
10:10 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk throws a block grenade at the 2nd teneacle*
Deet deet det* *the grenade explodes,the teneacle flys off into a wall*
10:10 Invader Jib Jib: *Tries to pull out the energy battery*
10:10 INVADER VEX *NT-001 starts pulling himself towards a missile that he notices is pointed just so that if launched, it would hit Foodcourtia*
10:11 Mysteriousjillguy *The tentacle flys toward the abyss*
THe energy battery sparks,it becomes disconnected*
10:11 INVADER VEX *NT-001 starts attempting to pull himself up to the tank of mutagen, but cannot do it with only one arm*
10:11 Invader Jib Jib: YES! *Pulls it out of the Nark bot, falling back onto the floor*
10:11 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark bot suddenly haults,it's lights shut off*
It falls toward NT-001*
10:12 INVADER VEX NT-001: *to Alt. Jib* JIB! Ugh.... Help me over here!!!!
10:12 LIRLIR LIR: *catches NT-001*
10:12 INVADER VEX NT-001: You need to disarm that missile!!! THAT ONE!!!!
10:12 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Pushes him up, getting him further up the tank*
10:13 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot falls onto the missle,it explodes,sending a red shockwave*
THe Nark bot vibrates*
10:13 Invader Jib Jib: G
10:13 LIRLIR LIR: *hides*
10:13 Invader Jib Jib: I GOT THE BATTERY! IT'S DEAD!
10:13 LIRLIR LIR: Uhh.
10:13 Mysteriousjillguy *the circular hatches on it's arms open* *Nark bots fly out*
Grape bots:HAHAHA *high pitched laughs*
10:14 LIRLIR LIR:: Eeyup..
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10:14 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:You've got to be kidding me?! *throws grenade at a swarm of grape bots*
10:14 Invader Jib Mep: *Swings at the grape bots with spear*
10:14 Mysteriousjillguy *They explode,sending parts everywhere*
10:15 Invader Jib *NVM
10:15 INVADER VEX *NT-001 is able to get high enough to start disarming the missile, and soon the mutagen tank has been disconnected*
10:15 LIRLIR (Vex, it already blew up)
10:15 INVADER VEX (That was a decoy, right?)
10:16 LIRLIR (IDK. Ask Lurk.)
10:16 Mysteriousjillguy ( Yep )
10:16 INVADER VEX (Ok.)
10:16 LIRLIR (OHH. ok.)
10:16 Mysteriousjillguy ( His missle will be revealed once his last robot comes
10:17 INVADER VEX (Wait, how may are they and where are they?)
(In the room, where are they relative to the portal?)
10:18 LIRLIR (Presumably, they all point towards it..)
10:18 INVADER VEX (Yeah...)
(Presumably, they all point towards it..)
10:18 INVADER VEX (Yeah...)
10:19 Mysteriousjillguy ( THere are atleast 7,the 6th one is hidden)
10:19 INVADER VEX (Okay.)
10:19 Mysteriousjillguy *A 6th missle comes out,it replaces the one that was destroyed*
10:20 INVADER VEX NT-001: *finishes disarming, and crawls over to that missile*
10:20 Mysteriousjillguy *A bunch of poker spikes come out of the minion hatches*
POker spikes:HMPLHMPLHMPLHMLPGGGGGGALA *deep distorted voices*
10:20 INVADER VEX *with the help of alt. Jib, NT-001 reaches the missile's mutagen tank and starts disarming it*
10:20 LIRLIR LIR: I think all of these are decoys.
10:21 Mysteriousjillguy *THe tank is filled with green energy*
Suddenly an alarm blairs off*
an alarm blairs
10:21 INVADER VEX NT-001: This... I think this is it- Whoa!
10:21 Mysteriousjillguy *THe panel on the ceiling that supar nark bot was in opens up*
10:21 LIRLIR LIR: Great..
10:21 INVADER VEX *the tank disconnects, and falls backwards, rolling towards the abyss*
10:21 Mysteriousjillguy *A giant podium floats down*
10:21 INVADER VEX *the tank drops into the hole*
10:22 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Fion queen is revealed to be on it*
THe fion queen makes a loud roar* HRRRNNNNGRAHHH*
10:22 INVADER VEX NT-001: AAGH! What the?!? *falls behind the disarmed missile*
10:22 LIRLIR LIR: O_O that's one big mama..
10:22 Mysteriousjillguy *THe missle fallling toward the floor explodes,sending green energy everywhere*
10:22 Invader Jib Alt Jib: AAAAH *Pushed back by NT-001 falling*
10:23 Mysteriousjillguy *THe fion queen opens it's freakish mouth,it swallows the energy*
10:23 INVADER VEX NT-001: *moans, seemingly having a broken rib*
(BRB, you guys continue.)
10:23 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Fion queen vibrats with charged energy*
Lurk:KNSD! TAKE CARE OF NT-00!
The Fion queen's battle theme starts*
10:24 Invader Jib Jib: *Takes out a fire grenade and aims it at the Fion queen*
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10:25 Mysteriousjillguy *THe fion queen slams it's hand onto the floor,causing the ground to shake*
10:25 INVADER VEX (Back)
10:25 LIRLIR KNSD: *does this*
10:25 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Wooahh!
10:25 Invader Jib Jib: *throws the fire grenade*
10:25 Mysteriousjillguy *The fion queen slides it's hand across the podium*
Lurk jumps over the hand*
10:26 LIRLIR LIR*jumps*
10:26 Invader Jib *The fire grenade attaches to the fion queen*
Jib: *Jumps
10:26 Mysteriousjillguy Fion queen: *high pitched distorted voice* I WAS CREATED AS AN ULTIMATE WEAPON! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
10:26 Invader Jib Mep: *Sticks spear into a wall, and hangs on to it*
10:26 Long Time (I'm so borrrreeeeddd urhg)
10:26 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Fion queen's eyes flash,blinding us*
10:26 LIRLIR (Watch.)
10:27 Mysteriousjillguy ( The Fion queen )
Lurk:GAURGHH! *covers eyes*
The Fion queen opens it's mouth,it begins it's suction process*
10:28 LIRLIR LIR: eurghh. *covers eyes*
10:28 Invader Jib Jib: AH! I'M BLIND!
10:28 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk gets pulled toward it's mouth*
Lurk:*opens eyes* *he looks back at iit's mouth*
Lurk:GAH! *takes out a block genade*
Lurk throws a grenade at it's mouth*
the grenade flys into it's mouth*
Fion queen:*makes choking noises*
THe grenade explodes,it's teeth shatters and peices fly out in all directions*
10:29 Invader Jib *The fire grenade attached to the Fion queen explodes*
10:30 Mysteriousjillguy Fion queen:AURGGHH! YOU"LL PAY FOR THAT,YOU INSECTS!
The Fion queen's hair lights up*
10:30 INVADER VEX *one piece of tooth hits another decoy missile, launching it into the ceiling above the Fion queen, raining huge pieces on it*
10:30 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:*falls onto the ground,the mouth ceases it's sucxtion process*
THe Fion queen's right hand goes up the ceiling and holds all the peices on the ceiling*
Lurk:Hmm..I admire it's design...
Lurk:But nne the less,it must be destroyed!
10:32 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Fion qwquween's hair shoots a giant energy projectile shaped like it's hair*
10:32 Invader Jib Jib: I dunno...I think it's hideous...
10:32 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Oh yea-
THe energy hits Lurk,he's burned*
10:32 LIRLIR LIR: WHAAAAH *dodges*
10:32 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk is covered in burns*
10:32 Invader Jib Jib: *Ducks*
Alt Jib: *Fires rifle at the Fion Queen's eye*
10:33 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Y-you...you SCUM! YOu're going down! *Lurk runs toward the fion queen*
It's left eye is damaged* Fion queen:AUGHHH!
THe fion queen 's ears vibrate,the circle ewmitters fire hypno waves*
Lurk covers his ears*
10:35 Invader Jib Jib: Euugh! *Coves ears8
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk stumbles,feeling dizzy*
10:35 Invader Jib Alt.Jib: AAAAH! *Falls to the ground*
10:35 LIRLIR LIR: *covers whatever*
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk sees a hallucination*
10:35 LIRLIR (Antennae, not ears..*
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Hello...Fionna...hey....hello Vexy...
( Lurk's disguise mode was locked during his crash on Mobius,remember?
( I'll add that to the his page soon..
10:36 Mysteriousjillguy *A poker spike thrashes it's tail at Lurk,sending him flying*
Lurk imitates the act of kissing*
Lurk:Huhhh huhh
Lurk flys toward the edge of the platform*
10:37 Invader Jib Alt Jib: Wha...
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy *Lukrk's confused state wears off*
Lurk:HUH?! *blinks*
Lurk is kissing a grape bot*
Grape bot:*HISSs* Lurk:GAHH! GET OFF ME! *Lurk kicks the grape bot*
Lurk:*sees he's falling of the edge*
10:38 Invader Jib Jib: *Slices the grape bot*
10:38 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:! *grabs onto the Grape bot's claw,he holds onto it*
10:38 LIRLIR LIR: *sits up*
10:39 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:NOOO! JIB,YOU FOOOL! *Lurk falls*
Lurk activates his jetpack,it's still damaged&*
Lurk falls toward the abyss*
10:40 Invader Jib Jib: Welp, he's doomed.
10:40 LIRLIR LIR: *flies down and lifts Lurk back up*
10:40 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:*hops out of LIR's arms and onto the podium*
Lurk:Hmmm..! Quick! TRy to take down it's right hand!
10:41 LIRLIR LIR: *lands*
10:41 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Right hand is on the ceiling,holding the debris on the ceiling*
Lurk throws block grenades at it's hands*
10:41 LIRLIR LIR: *fires a sticky bun at the hands with his food gun*
10:41 Mysteriousjillguy *A poker spike gets in the way,and is hit by the grenade*
It flies into the right hand,smashing it inhaalf*
the grenade explodes*
Debris falls from the ceiling*
THe debris hits it's three head crests,exposing it's generators*
Fion queen:GRAHHH!
Lurk throws block grenades at one of it's crests,they explode*
The 1st head crest is damaged*
10:44 LIRLIR LIR: *fires more sticky buns at the gears*
10:44 Invader Jib Alt Jib: Hmm...now..yes *Fires Rifle at the middle crest*
10:44 Mysteriousjillguy *The generators spark*
Fion queen:NOOO! THE STICKY BUNS! COVERING MEEEEE!
THe Fion queen sparks horribly*
THe sticky buns jam up it's gears*
Fion queen:GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screams*
Invader Jib has left the chat.
10:45 Mysteriousjillguy *The top part of it's head explodes*
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
10:45 Mysteriousjillguy *sending metal flying everywhere*
10:45 INVADER VEX *A peice of the debris hits the portal, completely decimating it*
10:45 Mysteriousjillguy *The eletric gate shuts off,and the portal becomes unstable*
The fion queen's last eye pops out,it falls onto the ground*
10:47 Mysteriousjillguy *suddenly,the panel on the ceiling opens up*
10:47 Long Time (Have you heard sonic's voice in "Sonic Lost World"? To me it sounds pretty weird.)
10:47 LIRLIR (Watch.)
10:47 Mysteriousjillguy ( Ikr
( I liked Jason griffth better.
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
10:48 Long Time (Yea.)
10:48 LIRLIR (Let's just continue)
LIR: That was intense..
10:48 Long Time (Uhg, Amy's voice is all wrong! -.-!)
10:48 Mysteriousjillguy *a huge green lazer comes out of the panel*
it vaporizes the Fion queen*
10:50 Mysteriousjillguy * final boss music starts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv0sF57uDjk *
a huge robot slowly hovers down the panel*
It is revealed to the The Nark king *
We all suddenly hear evil laughter*
Invader Jib has left the chat.
10:51 Mysteriousjillguy *King Nark is in the cockpit on it's head*
King Nark:AHHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *insane laugh*
Invader Jib has joined the chat.
10:52 LIRLIR LIR: Oh.. noo..
10:52 Mysteriousjillguy King Nark:Did you think you could stop my EMPIRE?! Did you think you could stop my INVASIOn?! DiID YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ALMIGHTY KING NARK?!
10:52 Invader Jib FLIR: Yeah, cuz your DUMB!
10:53 Mysteriousjillguy *King Nark's arms flail randomly* King Nark:WELL MR"I"LL BARGEW INTO NARK"S GLOBBIN CASTLE" PREPARE TO BE DDECIMATED!
THe Nark king gets in an agressive pose*
10:53 Invader Jib FLIR: Ok, you own a dictionary. Stop showing off@
10:54 Mysteriousjillguy *Cirecular hatches on it's arms open up,an army of nark bots swarm out,Grape bots,poker spikes,and butterfly bots*
10:55 Invader Jib Mep: *Swinges spear at some grape bots*
10:55 Mysteriousjillguy *A bunch of fion slimes and missle waddles fall to the ground* *the missle waddles reload their missles*
10:55 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Fires rifle at the fion slimes*
10:55 Mysteriousjillguy *A cylinder tube on the ceiling pops out of the ceiling,a normal narkbot comes out,it lands on the ground with a crash*
Lurk:This isn't good..
10:56 LIRLIR LIR: GAURGHH THIS IS CRAZY!! *smashes many grape bots*
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
10:56 Invader Jib Jib: *slices some missile waddles*
10:56 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Hmph,no matter. You're going down Nark,for impersonating me and runing the name of fionna! You're going to DIE!
( JUst in time for the final battle
Lurk charges at the missle waddles*
10:57 Invader Jib Mep: Well, he also killed a lot of people...
10:57 Long Time (Everyone's voice in "Sonic Lost World" sounds really awkward and weird. )
10:57 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:GRAHHH! *LUrk tackles a missle waddle,he angrily rips it open and tears out it's circuits*
( Knuckles is okay though. I like Tails.
10:57 Invader Jib Jib: *slices the missile canons off of some missile waddles*
10:58 Mysteriousjillguy *A bunch of fion slimes jump onto Jib*
10:58 INVADER VEX *A missile waddle waddles over to NT-001, and he pushes it into the abyss*
10:58 Mysteriousjillguy ( Is Vex here too?
10:58 INVADER VEX (No.)
10:58 Invader Jib Jib: AAAH! *Tries to slice at them*
10:59 Mysteriousjillguy *THe fion slimes cover Jib*
10:59 LIRLIR (Vex should be there.. )
10:59 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk continues to kick and punch waddle dees*
10:59 Invader Jib Jib: Gah!
10:59 INVADER VEX (He's commanding the Plague Runner, LIR...)
10:59 Mysteriousjillguy *The waddle dees all fire missles at Lurk*
10:59 LIRLIR (Oh.. Yeah.)
11:00 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:AURGHh! THere"S TOO MANY!
11:00 Invader Jib Mep: *Stabs some of the grape bots with spear*
11:00 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark bot kicks Lurk and a bunch of waddle dees at LIR*
A poker spike whacks Mep with it's tail*
11:00 LIRLIR LIR: *jumps over them*
11:00 Invader Jib (Waddle dees? lol typo?)
11:00 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk hits the floor*
LIR: Uhh. We really need help..
11:01 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark king hovers down,it's floating over the abyss and infront of the podium*
Lurk:NT-011! Can you call reinforcements?! Elites? VEx?! ANYTHING?!
Grape bots fire fireballs at Nark*
11:02 INVADER VEX NT-001: Ugh.. Not since the portal closed...
11:02 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:OH HOHOHO! THIs IS SO FUN TO WATCH!
11:02 LIRLIR LIR: I might know some friends..
11:03 Invader Jib Mep: AH! *Turns around and stabs the poker spike*
11:03 LIRLIR LIR: *covers Nark's windshield with molten cheese*
11:03 Mysteriousjillguy *THe poker spikes fdire fireballs at Mep*
Nark:GURAGH! *presses a button*
11:03 INVADER VEX *A blue Shuvver is seen hovering above the battle, and it begins to aim its guns at the battle*
11:03 Mysteriousjillguy *windshield wipers wipe it off*
11:04 Invader Jib Mep: Fire resistance, dudes! *Stabs them*
11:04 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Where did that come from?
11:04 Mysteriousjillguy *THe poker spikes wail in pain,they fall onto the podium*
THey smash grape bots and fion slimes*
11:04 INVADER VEX *The shuvver starts to fire a huge blast right at the Nark king*
11:04 Mysteriousjillguy *They all fall onto the floor*
THe Nark king stabs the shuvver with it's hand claws*
It slams the shuvver onto the podium*
11:05 INVADER VEX *the shuvver starts to blast his face with its engines*
11:05 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:TRAITORS! I WILL HAVE YOU EXECUTED AS SOOn AS I"M DONE SMASHING THESE FOOLS!
11:05 INVADER VEX *The Nark King's face starts to glow and melt a bit*
11:06 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:THAT"S..E...NOUGH!!!!
THe Nark bot hovers onto the platform,and falls onto it,creating a shockwave*
11:06 INVADER VEX *The Shuvver starts to carry the half-melted Nark King into the air*
11:06 LIRLIR LIR: *blasts some narkbots with molten cheese, they explode*
11:06 Mysteriousjillguy *nark bots and everyone flys toward walls*
THe Nark king grabs the shuvver with it's claws,the claws start to heat up*
11:07 INVADER VEX *the claws fuse to the Shuvver's metal, lockiing its hands together*
11:07 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Fires rifle at the Nark King*
11:07 Mysteriousjillguy *dramatic music plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JpnfZ0DY4Y *
11:07 Long Time (Lurk do you think this would be good battle music for my FC? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0vufKCTmpo )
11:08 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark king smashes it's hands onto the podium* *the shuvver gets crushed*
11:08 INVADER VEX *the pilot of the ship jumps out with a parachute, and is revealed to be Alt. Shiv*
11:08 Long Time (I'm not too great at selecting battle music .-. )
11:08 LIRLIR LIR: Hm.
11:08 Mysteriousjillguy ( It seems a little bit dark for Mario.
11:09 INVADER VEX *the ship explodes, making the Nark king's arms get blown up a bit*
11:09 Mysteriousjillguy Nark's face turns red*
Nark:GAUGHHH! YOU..WILl..DIEEE! *spit goes all over the cockpit glass*
11:09 INVADER VEX *Alt. Shiv lands on the ground, and starts shooting at the cockpit*
11:09 Long Time (Not mario, the Dark clone one...)
11:09 Mysteriousjillguy *THere Nark king's arms flail in ANGER,DAMAGING THE SHUVVER*
11:09 Invader Jib Alt Jib: I didn't wanna use this..but whatever.. *Pulls out a grenade launcher8
11:10 Mysteriousjillguy ( oH. thEN it seems fitting for him.
11:10 Long Time (k)
11:10 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Fires the grenade launcher at the Nark King*
11:10 Mysteriousjillguy *THe chest oval fires a tractor beam,it takes alt jib into the air*
THe tractor beam slams alt jib onto the ground 2 times,then throws him into Lurk*
11:11 LIRLIR LIR: *shoots explosive muffins at the Nark King*
11:11 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:?!
11:11 Invader Jib Alt Jib: OW
11:11 INVADER VEX *The metal of the shuvver from the explosion is noticed to be empaled in the fuel tank of the Nark king*
11:11 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark king fires energy bullets at LIR*
Nark:*looks at NT-001*
THe tractor beam fires at NT-001,it takes him up*
11:12 INVADER VEX Alt. Shiv: *grabs the grenade launcher and fires it at the sheet of metal, blowing it loose and spraying flame all over*
11:12 LIRLIR LIR: WHAUGHH *Partyfies the blasts with the Tinkerod, they turn into confetti*
11:12 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:LEAVE HIM ALONE! *Lurk jumps onto the Nark king's ffeet*
THe Nark king fires soundwaves at Lurk*
11:12 Long Time (Lurk, how about this battle music for Mario? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHtFZmUzX8E )
11:13 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:AAAARGGHHHHH HUHGAAAA *screams in pain*
11:13 INVADER VEX *The Nark King starts to run out of immediate fuel, and starts to slow down*
11:13 Mysteriousjillguy ( THat seems good for when Mario is fully charged.
11:13 Invader Jib Jib: *Throws a fire grenade at the Nark King*
11:13 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk's ears bleed red blood*
11:13 Long Time (Okay, I'll title that one for when I'm charged.)
11:14 INVADER VEX *NT-001 starts to fall from the sky, now that the tractor beam isn't working*
11:14 Mysteriousjillguy Computer:90% fuel.
11:14 Invader Jib FLIR: *Flies toward N1-001
FLIR: *Catches him*
11:14 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark king's missle hips fire,they head for NT-001 and FLIR*
KIng Nark bangs on his control panel*
11:15 INVADER VEX (Lurk, did you read the part about the fuel tank blowing up?)
11:15 LIRLIR LIR: *scrambles more nark bots*
11:15 Mysteriousjillguy ( Yes
11:15 INVADER VEX (Okay.)
11:15 Long Time (Oh I found an even better one for when I'm fully charged.)
11:15 Mysteriousjillguy ( THe Nark king still has some fuel left.
11:15 Long Time (I'll send it in PM)
11:16 Mysteriousjillguy ( Also the dark matter reactor is in it's back
11:16 LIRLIR (Ironically i think the Nark King has been the easiest robot to blow up )
11:17 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark king stomps on the ground,creating a shockwave*
INVADER VEX has left the chat.
11:17 LIRLIR LIR: WHOAAA *flies into a wall*
11:17 Mysteriousjillguy ( WEll,I GTG soon..
( THere was also a final battle,where Nark turns into a mutant..
11:18 LIRLIR (We can TBC this..)
11:18 Mysteriousjillguy ( WE can finish the Nark king battle,but we'll haveto pause when Nark mutates
(All right then.)
11:19 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk falls over,blood spills from his ears*
He passes out*
11:20 LIRLIR LIR: *hides Lurk*
INVADER VEX has joined the chat.
11:20 INVADER VEX (Back)
Alt. Plag: *fires more grenades at the Nark King's legs, making them weaker*
11:21 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:GGGRRGGH!
11:21 Invader Jib (Wha?)
(Alt Plag?)
11:21 INVADER VEX (Shiv, sorry...
11:21 Invader Jib FLIR: *Sets N1-001 back on the ground*
11:22 INVADER VEX I get them mixed up a lot for some reason...)
11:22 Mysteriousjillguy ( Alot of the counter parts were killed in King Nark's invasion
( Not EVERY counter part is still alive..
11:22 INVADER VEX (Mhm,)
11:22 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark King trips because of the grenades*
11:23 INVADER VEX Alt. Shiv: The mech is almost out of fuel! Just keep it down for a bit longer!
11:23 Mysteriousjillguy *It hits one of the nukes,it fires into the portal*
THe portal swallows it*
MEANWHILE,ON A PREHISTORIC,THREE MOONEd EARTH*
11:23 LIRLIR (... wasn't thE portal closed?)
11:23 Invader Jib Jib: ...Did you see that? Th-the nuke..
11:24 INVADER VEX (I thought the portal closed already.)
11:24 Mysteriousjillguy *a nuke missle hits a prehistoric,grey cloudy Earth*
( IT became unstable
11:24 Mysteriousjillguy ( It's become so unstable,that the other end of the portal shuffles,so it could lead to any universe..
11:24 INVADER VEX (Okay)
11:25 Mysteriousjillguy *THe nuke explodes,sending mutating goo everywhere*
It covers the alternate Earth,mutating plants*
Some dinosaurs gain intelligence and mutate*
Along with animals*
11:26 INVADER VEX Alt. Shiv: *sees the Nark King crashing down, but cannot escape it, so he is crushed by the huge mass of metal and dies*
11:26 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Nark king gets up*
THe Nark king hears a loud crunch* Nark:HA!
11:26 LIRLIR LIR: eww.
11:26 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:Another rebel crushed! YOu"RE NEXT NT-001!
11:26 Invader Jib Mep: This dimension is..depressing...
11:27 Mysteriousjillguy *A big bloody plup is on Nark's back*
Nark:GOOD IDEA!
11:27 INVADER VEX NT-001: *manages to get his cyborg parts working, and starts flying again* Uhhh... Or we could NOT do that, LIR...
11:27 LIRLIR LIR: o_o
11:27 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark reloads his cannons aND AIM THEM at ecwetone*
Nark raises his foot over them as well,his missle hips charge*
11:28 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Fires grenade launcher at the Nark bot*
11:28 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:So long,friernds! *Nark presses a buton*
The Nark bot topples over,due to the grenade*
11:28 INVADER VEX NT-001: *grabs the grenade launcher of the dead Shiv, covered in blood, and fires it right into the barrel of the cannon*
11:29 Mysteriousjillguy *THe missles fire in all directions,along with his energy projectiles*
11:29 INVADER VEX *the cannon fires, and that area of the mech explodes
11:29 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark king's arm cannons explode*
11:29 INVADER VEX NT-001: Shoot at the weapons!
11:29 LIRLIR *The Nark King smashes into a nuke head-on*
11:29 Mysteriousjillguy *A missle gets hit by a missle* *it explodes,mutagen spills*
green energy fires everywhere,the mutagen gets on Nark's cockpit*
Nark:GAHH! *the mutagen seeps through&
11:30 INVADER VEX NT-001: *fires another grenade into the hole made by the nuke, making the whole Nark King explode*
11:31 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark's cockpit fills with it,Nark's gurgled screams are heard*
11:31 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:NNGGLLONOOOO!
THe Nark king's arms fly off,it's leg blow up*
11:31 INVADER VEX NT-001: Wait! He might mutate! We need to destroy him once and for all.
11:31 Mysteriousjillguy *The Nark king knocks into the left nuke,it falls into the abyss*
11:31 LIRLIR LIR: Well, let's wait..
11:31 Mysteriousjillguy *a loud boom is heard*
green fire comes up from the abyss*
Lurk:IT"S THe NUKE!!!!
Lurk:QUICK! FIND SHELTEr<OR SOMETHING!!1
11:32 Mysteriousjillguy *LUrk looks up to the panel on the ceiling*
11:32 LIRLIR LIR: *hides*
11:33 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:THe only way out is the portal..or the ceiling..
Lurk:It's unstable..it could send us into an entirely strange dimension..
11:33 INVADER VEX NT-001: Your vex can teleport us out, remember? We just need to kill Nark!
11:34 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk jumps up and throws grenades below him,they explode,throwing him up into the air towards the panel*
Lurk:It"S TOO LATE! *flies into the panel*
Lurk grabs onto the ledge,he crawls into it*
11:34 Invader Jib Jib: Wait! We have to destroy the portal, remember?
11:34 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:LIR! GET INTO HERE!
THe green fire begins to engulf the podium*
11:34 LIRLIR LIR: *flies up and joins Lurk*
11:35 INVADER VEX NT-001: *floats over to the portal and shoots it with the grenade launcher! then grabs Jib and Alt jib and gets into the shaft*
11:35 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk runs down a long hallway,it leads to the top of the palace*
the portal closes,fire engulfs the room*
11:35 LIRLIR LIR: *follows*
11:35 Mysteriousjillguy *the panel closes*
Lurk and LIR enter a strange room with windows*
11:36 INVADER VEX NT-001: I destroyed the portal. Should I call Vex.
11:36 Invader Jib Jib: Yeah..
11:36 Mysteriousjillguy *LUrk looks outside,he sees a giant green mushroom cloud,it has a pink heart made of gas in it's center*
11:37 Invader Jib Jib: Wait! What about FLIR and Mep?
11:37 Mysteriousjillguy *suddenly a trap door opens in the front of room*
11:37 LIRLIR LIR: If Nark is alive, then destroying the portal does nothing, it could open again..
11:37 Mysteriousjillguy *JIb sees the mushroom cloud,showing that the nuke went off already*
THey hear a gurgled distorted voice*
11:37 INVADER VEX *NT-001 tries to call Vex, but there is too much interference with the nuke*
11:37 Invader Jib Jib: *Gasps, looking at the mushroom cloud*
11:37 Mysteriousjillguy Voice:Glrfggahgghh
11:38 Invader Jib Jib: T-they're..d-dead...
Jib: Broken..
11:38 INVADER VEX (Jib had FLIR and Mep with him, right?)
11:38 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk rises up out of the trapdoor on a podium*
Lurk:WHERe"S KNSD?!
11:39 Invader Jib (No..he had no way of taking them when NT-001 grabbed him)
11:39 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:No.. *his pupils turn into triangles*
11:39 LIRLIR LIR: Gonem.
11:39 INVADER VEX (Ok.)
11:39 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Nark..you..sick..little...maniac..
11:39 INVADER VEX NT-001: We need to kill him.... This cannot happen again...
11:39 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:THanks for the compliment.
11:39 LIRLIR (FLIR can return.. he's weird that way..)
11:39 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk looks up in surprise,a mutant Nark is on a podium*
( File:King Nark-soon.jpg Mutant Nark
11:40 INVADER VEX *NT-001 looks at the blood on the grenade launcher, and then looks really angry*
11:40 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark has oversized arms*
11:40 INVADER VEX NT-001: *fires a huge volley of grenades at Nark* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
11:40 Mysteriousjillguy ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSwPr8ijkE&list=PLvNp0Boas7217wlSWYj25AHEB-oYZ_Q-T ) *music plays*
Nark slaps them away effortlessly with his oversized arms*
11:41 Invader Jib Jib: *Charges at Nark with Trio Gem Sword*
11:41 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:*distorted deep voice* Haha..you destroy my kingdom...my world..
Everyone sees that the outside is now a barren wasteland,covered with giant rock fionna heads*
THe stars in the sky are in the shape of fionna's head*
11:42 INVADER VEX NT-001: *flies up to see that the portal is still open slightly, and starts to try to force Nark through it with grenades fired close to him*
11:42 LIRLIR *Fionnas are running everywhere*
11:42 Mysteriousjillguy *THe entire universe has been Fionna-i-zed*
( THe Portal was in the battle room...
11:43 INVADER VEX (That's where they are, right?)
11:43 LIRLIR LIR: That nuke never worked right..
11:43 Mysteriousjillguy ( THey're in the top of the palace,the battle room was where the nuke went off..
11:43 INVADER VEX (Nvm that, then.)
11:43 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:LOoks like your portal was destroyed...
Nark:Haha..looks like Lurk is staying with me then..
11:44 Invader Jib Jib: That was the idea! Oh, wait..
11:44 Mysteriousjillguy ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSF6wE79-Q&list=PLvNp0Boas7217wlSWYj25AHEB-oYZ_Q-T ) *music plays*
Nark:LOoks like you're not going back to Mobius are you,little Lurky.
Lurk:Mobius..what are you-!
Lurk:THat's the...
11:44 LIRLIR LIR: *points to his head*
LIR: Last resort..
11:45 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:Yes..hmph..that's right..that so called "secret" planet you're on...
Nark:Looks like your "secret" is revealed now..ehh..hehe..
Lurk:You...the entire universe..it's..destroyed..
11:46 INVADER VEX NT-001: No... Just your universe. *throws the grenade launcher at Nark, who grabs it*
11:46 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I don't care if I'm never going home. You wqill pay for runing the name of Fionna. You will pay for killing KNSD.
Lurk:You're going to die Nark...
Nark:We'll see about that,LURKY!
11:46 INVADER VEX *NT-001 shoots the grenade launcher, blowing it and all the grenades up*
11:46 Long Time (Hey this rp could interact with mario somewhat, because he's on mobius at the moment! :o)
11:47 Mysteriousjillguy ( It's almost over..
11:47 Long Time (aw qq)
11:47 LIRLIR LIR: And FLIR and mep, and many more..
11:47 Invader Jib (That could be a plotpoint for later, though. )
11:47 Mysteriousjillguy ( I guess Nark could show a video of Mario on Mobius.
11:47 Long Time (:l)
11:47 Mysteriousjillguy ( Yeah,like the growing Darkness
11:47 INVADER VEX (That'd be really random and off topic, though...)
11:48 Mysteriousjillguy ( I was planning for NYlus the hedgehog to end up in the growing darkness somehow,Mario could come in too..
11:48 Invader Jib Jib: FLIR..Mep...NAAAARK! *Throws Trio Gem Sword at Nark*
11:48 INVADER VEX (Um... Growing Darkness is over, Lurk...)
11:48 Mysteriousjillguy ( WHAT?!
11:48 Invader Jib (I think he meant Growing Insanity, Vex.)
11:48 Mysteriousjillguy ( But..it was an important rP! I thought-
11:48 INVADER VEX (Yeah... I think so...)
11:48 Mysteriousjillguy ( Oh...
( Got the name wrong..
11:48 INVADER VEX (Okay.)
(can we just continue?)
11:49 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark grabs his sword effortlessly,he throws it back at Jib with super human strentgh*
Nark:THis mutation is looking good for me..
11:49 Invader Jib Jib: *Grabs it back* ARRGH! *Charges at Nark*
Jib: *Slashes his arm*
11:50 INVADER VEX NT-001: Cut his arms off!
11:50 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark smacks Jib into a wall with a huge fist*
The sword has no effect*
11:50 Invader Jib (wat?)
(No effect?)
11:50 Mysteriousjillguy *THe Fionna head on Luk's forehead pulsates,it slowly starts to form into Fionna's complete head*
11:50 LIRLIR (When i think of podiums, i think of marble poles. )
11:51 INVADER VEX (Yeah, the mutagen doesn't make you invincible, it just makes you Fiona, right?
11:51 Mysteriousjillguy ( HIs mutation has rendered his skin to be thicker and stronger,also giving him strentgh...
11:51 Invader Jib (It's a legendary sword, Lurk..it's gonna have an affect...)
11:51 INVADER VEX (Mhm...)
11:51 LIRLIR (Then why didn't it? )
11:51 Mysteriousjillguy ( WEll,Nark added another component to one of the missles,the same component that alloweded the dinosaurs and creatures on that alternate EArth to mutate..
( THat component turned Nark into a half Fionna half mutant.
11:52 INVADER VEX NT-001: *remembers something about the mutagen, and is able to escape the room and flies into the acid storage room*
11:52 Mysteriousjillguy ( THe component caused the mutation of..plants and animals..creating...anthrmotrphic vegatation..on an Earth that would soon be..
NT-001: *hands a bucket to Jib*
(did you record it all, Lurk?)
11:53 Long Time ( :T)
11:53 LIRLIR (Aww. Night.)
11:53 Mysteriousjillguy ( Nark is gawd. *troll faic*
Jib: *Dumps the buck over nark*
11:54 Mysteriousjillguy ( Wait,before I go
Outside the palace*
a pile of rubble is seen*
a metal fist pops out of it*
a silouthette of Mario comes out of the rubble*
Silouthette:Nark....you will pay for what you did to me...
11:55 Mysteriousjillguy *A black vortex opens up,the silouthette flys through it*
11:55 LIRLIR (Ah. That works.)
11:55 Invader Jib (..wat)
(eh, ok)
11:55 Mysteriousjillguy ( THe counter part of Mario
11:56 INVADER VEX (That makes... Um... Very little sense...)
11:56 Mysteriousjillguy ( Nark had him encased in a hardening substance..he used him has a trophy for years...
11:56 Long Time (wat)
11:56 Mysteriousjillguy ( When the nuke exploded,the machine that held Mario broke
( Setting him free
11:57 Invader Jib (How did that Mario get there in the first place? That's the question.)
11:57 INVADER VEX (Um... )
11:57 Long Time (er)
11:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( A side effect causes the person encased in the trophy to gain a organic like metal skin..
( It's the alternate version of Mario
11:57 INVADER VEX (This sounds like it's gonna make this RP about five times longer...)
11:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( NO
Srry caps
11:57 Invader Jib (How
11:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( IT's just a sneak peak...
11:57 INVADER VEX (Okay.
11:57 Mysteriousjillguy ( For a future RP
11:58 Invader Jib (Would alt. Mario end up at Planet FI?)
11:58 Long Time (oh)
11:58 Invader Jib (Why would he be there?)
11:58 LIRLIR (K. Bye)
I thought it was gonna be a whole new sub plot in this. RP...
11:58 Mysteriousjillguy ( Mario is one of Lurk's clostest friends,I think he would try to talk Nark out of ruling Irk
11:59 Mysteriousjillguy ( Of course..Nark ignored him...and had him tortured and turned into a trophy..
IR: *stands There boredly*
10:32 INVADER VEX NT-001: *dumps a bucket of acid on Nark's arm, making it bubble and smoke*
10:32 Invader Jib Jib: *Dumps the acid bucket N-001 gave him over Nark's head as well(
10:33 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:AURGGHH
10:33 INVADER VEX NT-001: *grabs the grenade launcher again and fires it at Nark, now weakened.*
10:34 Mysteriousjillguy ( Is the mutgagen or regular acid?
Nark flies into a wall*
10:35 INVADER VEX (It's an acid that is made to stop the mutagen in case of accident)
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark's head tentacle is blown off*
10:35 INVADER VEX (Not kill, but stop.)
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy *He drips blood*
10:35 Invader Jib Jib: *Charges at Nark once again, slicing him*
10:35 INVADER VEX NT-001: Kill him now! He's weak! *fires again*
10:35 Mysteriousjillguy *The acid burns have caused his skin to become weaker*
10:36 INVADER VEX *a grenade explodes, burning off half of Nark's face and shoulder*
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:GAURGHHH!
10:37 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:ENOUGGH! *Nark smashes the ground with his fists,causing a shockwave*
It blows everyone back*
10:37 Invader Jib Jib: *Sticks his sword in the ground to regain balance*
10:37 INVADER VEX NT-001: *flies back a bit*
10:37 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Aims rifle at Nark8
10:38 LIRLIR LIR: Oof!
10:38 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk hits a busted pipe,it breaks in half and mutagen sprays out of it*
10:38 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Fires*
10:38 Mysteriousjillguy *It lands on Nark*
Nark screams in pain* GAURGGHHH!
10:39 INVADER VEX NT-001: Nark, you killed so many of our friends... You destroyed all of the Irken empire. You will die with them, you will end what you started! *blows the mutagen away before it hits Nark with a grenade*
10:39 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark begins to shiver*
He holds his head in pain*
Nark's head begins to morph*
10:40 Invader Jib Alt Jib: Ha...what?
10:40 Mysteriousjillguy ( File:King Nark mutation.jpg )
10:40 Mysteriousjillguy ( DRew some battle damaged pictures of Lurk,Jib,and LIR as well...
Nark's hands pulsate and grow larger*
his head becomes horribly mishapen,a long strand of hair comes out of him*
10:41 INVADER VEX (Ok.)
10:41 Mysteriousjillguy *His legs grow larger,creating large human thighs,his feet grow claws*
His pants bursts,because of his legs*
10:42 LIRLIR (So.. They aren't THAT damaged, right??)
10:42 Mysteriousjillguy *two bunny ears srpout from his head*
( Well,I suppose their custs have healed,but not their burns...
10:42 Mysteriousjillguy ( Lurk still has bald spots in his head and his mouth is still cut
( THe goo looking stuff on LIR are nanobots
10:43 INVADER VEX NT-001: *shoots more grenades at Nark*
10:43 LIRLIR (... they're practically invisible)
10:43 Mysteriousjillguy ( Oh.
A fionna head sprouts from his chest,it's frowning*
Nark stands back up and roars*
Nark:HAHAHA! NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU ALL!
Nark has a distorted deep voice*
Lurk:*gets in a battle stance*
10:44 LIRLIR (Like a silvery liquid that flows over the damage and stuff, it can look different, though, so it's fine..)
10:44 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark throws his fists at NT-0001*
10:45 Invader Jib Jib: *Holds his sword in front of him, angrily*
10:45 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk is behind him*
10:45 INVADER VEX NT-001: *flies out of the way, and tries to shoot more grenades, but runs out*
10:45 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Aims his rifle*
10:45 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Guys...Nark is no longer male...
10:45 LIRLIR (Also, the mandibles can fold inside his cheeks, so he can have a normal SIR mouth..)
10:45 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:He's turning into a Fionna...
10:46 Invader Jib Jib: What..? Grosss...
10:46 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Is this what human biology looks like?! e_e
10:46 LIRLIR LIR: Eww... i guess so..
10:46 Mysteriousjillguy *The Fionna head begins to sprout a human neck*
10:46 LIRLIR LIR: Forget that and kill him-her, erm, IT!
10:46 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark's hair begins to sprout more blonde hair*
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10:47 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark smacks Lurk with his fist*
10:47 INVADER VEX *chat glitch*
10:47 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk flys into a wall*
Lurk:GRRGgh! THAT"S IT!
10:47 INVADER VEX NT-001: Umm... How do we kill this thing now?!?!
10:47 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk jumps onto Nark,he bites his arm*
Lurk:His skin is too tough!
Nark roars at Nark's face,green goo goes all over him*
10:48 LIRLIR (Any who, the drawings were OK, but his mandible s can fold into his cheeks..*
10:48 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:AHHH! MUTAGEN BLOOD! GET IT OFF MEEE!
10:48 INVADER VEX NT-001: Then... Uh... Push him into the reactor, or... Something.
10:48 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:We're in a room..full of windows...
10:48 Invader Jib Alt Jib: *Fires rifle at Nark*
10:49 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:! Quick,try pushing him to the window!
Lurk kicks Nark in the "chin"*
Nark falls on the Office desk behind him*
10:49 INVADER VEX NT-001: *throws his grenade launcher into Nark's eye*
10:49 Mysteriousjillguy *His eye explodes,pink juice flys everywhere*
Nark:GAURGHHH...MY EYYEE! GASUGHHH
10:49 Invader Jib Jib: *Kicks Nark while he's on the ground*
10:50 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark takes out cube grenades and throws it at him*
THe grenades explode,pushing him toward the window*
10:50 LIRLIR LIR: *just Watches*
10:50 INVADER VEX NT-001: *throws a metal pole into Nark's other eye*
10:51 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:THIS IS FOR FIONNA! AND KNSD! *Lurk punches Nark into the window*
10:51 LIRLIR LIR: What do we do when he becomes Fionna?
10:51 Mysteriousjillguy *THe metal pole gets stuck in the empty eyesocket that used to Nark's right eye*
Nark crashes through the window*
Nark falls out of the building,into the back yard*
Lurk:! WAit! THe portal! THere was a portal that Nark used for his amarda!
Lurk points to the portal at the backyard*
10:53 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:We'll have to jump...
Lurk:My spider legs are broken...
10:54 INVADER VEX NT-001: Or... Um... *little handles pop out of the bottom of his saucer*
10:54 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Hmmm
Lurk:Oh nevermind then.
10:54 INVADER VEX NT-001: Anyone need a lift?
10:54 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk grabs hold of the handles*
10:54 LIRLIR LIR: Yay.. *grabs a handle*
10:54 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:We'll have to hurry though. This Fion radiation will mutate us if we stay out too long.
10:55 Invader Jib *FLIR comes bursting through one of the windows, Mep riding on him*
10:55 INVADER VEX *NT-001 floats down*
10:55 Mysteriousjillguy *The sky is filled with green glowing clouds,there's a huge crater infrot of the palace,that extends to the edge of the backyard*
10:55 Invader Jib *FLIR floats down as well. Jib uses his PAK legs to climb down th ewall*
10:55 Mysteriousjillguy *A giant heart shaped cloud is floating in the sky*
10:56 INVADER VEX NT-001: Oh.... Crap... *looks all around him*
10:56 Mysteriousjillguy *Thunder booms,green lighting is seen*
10:56 INVADER VEX *they see a portal in the sky and the corpse of Nark*
10:56 Mysteriousjillguy *THere are green puddles of mutagen everywhere,Nark's statues have bunny ears now,they're also ruined*
Lurk looks at the corpse*
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10:56 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:Ughh..ngh...
10:57 LIRLIR *There are thousands of dead mutant Fionnas too*
10:57 Mysteriousjillguy Nark:Fionna....why....ugh...
Nark:I just wanted to love you...
Nark raises his fist slowly*
Lurk looks at the fionna head on his chest*
Lurk's eyes widen,looking gulity*
10:58 LIRLIR LIR: Let's go..
10:58 Mysteriousjillguy *Nark's fist falls*
His face turns pale*
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10:58 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk picks a peice of a statue*
10:58 INVADER VEX NT-001: *suddenly becomes really angry, flies over, and starts smashing Nark's body with a metal pole*
10:58 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:NO! *blocks NT-001*
10:59 INVADER VEX NT-001: accidentally whacks Lurk*
10:59 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk takes the statue and stabs it into Nark's arm*
Lurk ignores the whack,but grinds his teeth*
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10:59 Invader Jib Alt Jib: Uh...are you that obsessed with the final blow, Lurk?
11:00 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:He's me....
11:00 Tophats4ever (Meeeehhhh.)
11:00 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I could end up like him someday...
11:00 INVADER VEX NT-001: *whacks Lurk out of the way, and continues with his fit of rage*
11:00 Invader Jib Alt Jib: Or should I say..Nark! He is you! Why shouldn't we kill you now!
11:00 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I'm him. So I could cause this...
11:00 Tophats4ever Audience: BOOOO!!!
11:00 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk kicks the pole out of NT-001's hands*
11:00 INVADER VEX (Brb
11:00 Tophats4ever *audience throws tomatoes everywhere*
11:01 Invader Jib (Don't screw up the mood, Zara)
(This is spam and I WILL kick you if needed.)
11:01 Tophats4ever (It's raining tomatoes...Ok.)
Lurk:Leave Nark alone...
Lurk:Lets just leave...
11:19 LIRLIR LIR: Yeah.
11:19 Tophats4ever (This is the part where Zina grows wings. http://invader-zim-fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Invader_Zim:_Invader_Zina_(episode_1)
11:19 INVADER VEX NT-001: THE REIGN OF NARK IS OVERRR!!!!!!! *starts stabbing Nark's corpse with a pole*
11:19 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk elbows NT*
11:19 Tophats4ever (MORE INFO: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murdoc_Niccals
11:19 LIRLIR LIR: That looks wrong.. *Watches*
11:19 Invader Jib Jib: No...NO! WE HAVE TO KILL THE OTHER LURK, BEFORE HE RISES LIKE THE OTHER ONE!
Alt Jib, not Jib
Alt Jib: BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
11:20 INVADER VEX NT-001: I have waited SO MANY YEARS FOR THIS MOMENt!!! Jib knows what I feel...
NT-001: *looks at Lurk, the bloodied and bent pipe in his hand*
11:20 LIRLIR Let's just go!!!!
11:21 Invader Jib Jib: You know, the other me has a point...can we really trust Lurk?
11:21 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Oh no you don't!
11:21 INVADER VEX NT-001: Of course, of course... *shakes his head* we need to get out... It... Er... It must be the fumes...
11:21 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I wqon't end up like Nark. I WILL FIND FIONNA SOMEDAY!
11:21 INVADER VEX *They all look at the portal in the sky and see Foodcourtia*
11:21 Tophats4ever (The Obessiodia always come up at random times.
11:21 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:I'll make you all see...
11:21 Invader Jib Alt Jib: THERE'S NO SUCH THING, YOU SACK OF CHEESE!
11:22 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:SHUT UP!
11:22 INVADER VEX NT-001: That's just what Nark said!
11:22 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk grabs LIR and opens his head,he manually activates hit leg rockets*
11:22 INVADER VEX NT-001: You are.... Becoming him! *looks at Lurk and then Alt. jib*
11:22 LIRLIR LIR: *flies through the portal*
11:22 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk and LIR fly up into the portal,Lurk's bubble hel,met goes over him*
11:23 Invader Jib Alt Jib: Gah..I will get him...I will destroy him..
11:23 INVADER VEX NT-001: *handles come out of his saucer for Jib, alt Jib, Mep, and FLIR*
11:23 LIRLIR LIR: *through local comm* Whew..
11:23 Mysteriousjillguy *meanwhile,on planet X-zy-Artficial planet*
11:23 Invader Jib (Hey! No meanwhiles!)
11:24 INVADER VEX (Can we end when they close the portal? This is too long already.)
11:24 Mysteriousjillguy ( JUst until Lurk and them get to the plauge runner...
11:24 Invader Jib Alt Jib and Jib grab onto the handles*
11:24 Mysteriousjillguy Mark:Quick! SEt up the shields!
vortian scientists press random buttons* * huge shield goes obver the artficial planet* *blocking the "Fion radiation*
11:25 INVADER VEX *NT-001 puts up his bubble helmet and flies through the portal*
11:25 Mysteriousjillguy Vortian:Sir....with the Fion radation..how will we survive?
11:25 Invader Jib *FLIR flies through the portal, Mep still hanging on to him*
11:25 Mysteriousjillguy Mark:I don't know soldier.
meanwhile on the plauge runner* "I just don't know.."
11:26 INVADER VEX *they come out in orbit of foodcourtia*. *there hundreds of destroyed blue ships, and dozens of destroyed Irken Empire ships*
11:26 LIRLIR LIR: Well, that happened.
11:26 INVADER VEX Vex: They're out! Close the breach!
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11:26 Long Time (Hello)
11:26 LIRLIR (Hi, )
11:27 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Hm...
Lurk:So I guess this means you know what planet I live on.....
11:27 INVADER VEX *technicians in the plague runner fire a huge blue wave at the portal, making it collapse in on itself*
11:27 Mysteriousjillguy *Lurk looks left and right*
11:27 INVADER VEX *in the Nark dimension, the portal in the sky explodes violently*
all the crew of the plague runner start cheering*
11:28 Invader Jib Alt Jib: I may be able to do nothing, Lurk..but I will find your filthy planet, and I will end you before you take another dimension like your predecessor did.
nothing now
11:28 Mysteriousjillguy Lurk:Hmph.
Lurk:I'll be waiting...
11:28 LIRLIR LIR: And I'll be watching..


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Replacing Nick Bailey, the EMEA chief creative officer, Gill will join on 1 June and report to Steven Moy, Isobar UK's chief executive.
Gill will work alongside Susanne Jones, the managing director, Patricia McDonald, the chief strategy officer, and Matt Gee, the head of digital transformation.
At DigitasLBi since 2006, when it was known as LBi, Gill has worked on brands such as Apple, Cathay Pacific, E.ON, Honda and Mattel.
Bailey became the EMEA chief creative officer in November last year as Moy was promoted from chief commerce officer at Isobar US.
Moy said: "Simon is a world-class creative with expertise in experience design."

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Cape Town - South Africans are the second wealthiest people in Africa, according to a new report by AfrAsia Bank and New World Wealth, which reviewed the wealthiest and poorest countries on the continent.
The average wealth of a person living in SA (wealth per capita) was $11 300 (about R149 000) in 2016, up from $10 800 (about R142 500) in 2015.
Mauritians were found to be the wealthiest individuals in Africa, with $25 700 (about R339 000) in wealth per person. The report showed that Zimbabweans, with just $200 (about R2 600) per person, were the poorest people in Africa.
Namibians were the third wealthiest people with average individual wealth of $10 800 (about R142 500), followed by people in Botswana at $6 700 (about R88 400).
For the purpose of the report, "wealth" refers to the net assets of a person and includes all their assets - property, cash, equity and business interests - less any liabilities.
According to the researchers, they preferred to use wealth per capita rather than gross domestic product (GDP) per capita. This is because GDP counts certain items more than once and disregards income levels in a country.
"GDP ignores the efficiency of the local banking sector and the local stock market at retaining wealth in a country," according to the report.
"In certain countries, a large portion of GDP flows to the government and, therefore, has little impact on private wealth creation - for example in Zimbabwe."
The average wealth of individuals in North African countries like Egypt ($3 700), Algeria ($3 300) and Morocco ($3 300) ranked high on the list despite recent instability.
READ: 'SA has a poverty problem, not a wealth problem'
Who has the most millionaires?
With a total of 40 400, South Africa was also home to the most high net worth individuals (HNWIs). These were defined as individuals with wealth of $1m (about R13.2m) or more. SA also had the most millionaires, namely 2 130. According to the report, these were defined as individuals with wealth of $10m (about R132m) or more.
Egypt came in second place, followed by Nigeria, Kenya, Angola and Morocco. The Democratic Republic of Congo had the least HNWIs and millionaires.
Total wealth
The report also lists countries according to the "total wealth" of those living in each country - again, including all their assets less any liabilities. Government funds are excluded.
Here South Africa came out tops with $610bn, followed by Egypt ($313bn), Nigeria ($270bn), Algeria ($119bn), Morocco ($109bn) and Kenya ($95bn).
Zimbabwe was once again in last place with a total wealth of its people of $3bn.
READ: Does earning R50k in SA make you wealthy?
The case of Zimbabwe
According to the report, Zimbabwe was one of the wealthiest countries in sub-Saharan Africa in 2000 on a wealth per capita basis. However, the researchers found that certain factors contributed to the poor performance of Zimbabwe's people on an average wealth and total wealth ranking.
The erosion of ownership rights was found to be one such factor.
"Ownership rights are key to facilitating wealth creation. In Zimbabwe, business owners are unsure as to whether their businesses or property will still belong to them a year down the line, which creates a situation where no one will take the chance of investing in the country," according to the report.
"Ongoing political intimidation" and the alleged fixing of elections in 2002, 2005, 2008 and 2013 were other factors.
The report also listed the banning of the independent media in the early 2000s as a factor which impacted wealth, as it created a situation where it was impossible for investors to tell what was happening there.
The report pointed out that about 20% of Zimbabweans have fled the country since 2000, taking their remaining wealth with them. This has also led to a brain drain.Read Fin24's top stories trending on Twitter: Fin24's top stories


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Can AT&T unlock my secret photo vault?
So I'm 17 not allowed to have a bf yet but I do (ik rebel), but in all seriousness I accidentally dropped my phone and the right side of the screen wouldn't work anymore (and a lot of other problems), my dad tried to get it fixed but they said it would be impossible, so he bought a new phone which will be delivered to me in a week.
However the phone that I broke also used to be my moms phone so it had my moms old photos that she needs to recover. My dad said he will bring the broken phone to at&t since they can recover the old photos, but I also have photos I'm another app that's called " Private Photo Vault- Pic Safe" on the iPhone. All the photos of me and my BF are on that, just him, and his privates. It has a passcode on that app but I'm not sure if at&t can have acccess to that too. Can they?! I'm super stressed and worried. Thanks.
Should I just permanently destroy my phone XoX
6 Answers
- 1 year agoFavorite Answer
ATT are a network provider not a phone manufacturer so they would have no way of pulling photos off the phone, they do have access to photos you've sent and received bit it's too late to get rid of those, in all fairness though network providers very rarely do data pulls unless at the request of the government and even then tower dumps have information from everyone on that network in your region, American providers are monopolies so that's everyone in your area, so the data request tends to look at specific IP addresses as opposed to all the bulk data, as for data on the phone it's doable but technicians won't go beyond the lock screen if they are repairing it
- The DevilLv 71 year ago
There's a huge difference between recovering files, and unlocking files. They might be able to copy everything saved on the phone to a memory card or thumb drive.The locked files likely will remain locked.
- PearlLv 71 year ago
yes, places like that know how to do that, i once had a laptop that broke and i had all kinds of sentirnental pictures on thern in the desktop, this cornputer place took thern out and put thern on a disc, so thats not irnpossible for thern to do
- Anonymous1 year ago
Yes. All photos stored on the cloud are decoded and scanned for kiddie porn. You don't have to worry because it is done by bots and nobody will be interested in a boyfriend's parts because there are millions of people doing that.
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- Anonymous1 year ago
I'm sure they can. What would happen if you QUIT paying for your 'vault' ?? they'd go in & clean-it-out & rent it to somebody else ..........................
- Donnie PorkoLv 71 year ago
Of course it can. If the iPhone can be unlocked what makes you think your folder can't be unlocked.


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Conservative Parliamentary candidate Norsheen Bhatti was the subject of a racist jibe from her BNP opponent at a debate event recently.
Bhatti, PPC for Stoke Central, was taking part in a public debate on Wednesday 28 April about the future of a school in the Bentilee district.
Responding to a resident's question, Miss Bhatti commented: "there is nothing British about the BNP".
However BNP deputy leader Simon Darby retorted: "I'm more British than you are."
After she demanded an explanation, Darby told the Birmingham-born candidate: "You made a personal attack on me and you got one back."
The Liberal Democrat John Redfern, refused to attend the debate because he did not wish to share a platform with the BNP member.
Bhatti, 33, was selected as the Conservative prospective parliamentary candidate for Stoke Central in December 2009 as a part of the Conservative City Seat Initiative.
The debate was organised by the Community School Action Group, which is battling to keep a school open on a site in Bucknall, but the Stoke-on-Trent City Council reportedly plans to merge the school with another to create a new academy.
Darby told the audience that he was opposed to forcing white and Muslim pupils to mix.
At the beginning of the debate, Bhatti asked organisers to move her after discovering that she had been seated next to Darby.
The campaign group, Nothing British about the BNP, have called on the public to send a message to Darby that his party's policies were segregationist and extremist.
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The panel headed by the Bishop of Liverpool has said that Yorkshire police lied about the 1989 Hillsborough disaster, in which dozens of Liverpool football fans were crushed to death by other Liverpool football fans pushing their way into the ground for an FA match.
It may well be that the police did not do a very good of policing on that day. And that they exaggerated the extent to which the fans who did the pushing had been drinking. And that they tried to cover up their own failings. All very regrettable, and the Prime Minister has apologised to the family of the dead.
But. But. It was not the police who did the pushing or the crushing. If the fans trying to get into the ground had not pushed the people in front of them – not just gently but hard enough to crush the life out of dozens of people ahead of them – but had behaved like, for example, a crowd at Lords Cricket Ground or Twickenham Rugby ground or for that matter ordinary people in the London Underground pretty much any late afternoon of the week, no one would have been hurt. The notion that people might queue up without pushing in today's world might be rather quaint, but there is something to be said for it. In this case, that something was 96 people killed in a rather unpleasant way.
I am not suggesting a whitewash, of course, for bad policing. But neither should we be too quick to confer sainthood on those Liverpool fans who crushed their fellow Liverpool fans to death in their impatience to watch a game of bloody football in Yorkshire.
The report is 395 pages long. A quick skim read, assisted by the "find" facility, suggests that there is not a word of analysis about the elephant in the room. Are we surprised by this? Not really, no.


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In the Legend of the Eight Immortals, a popular Chinese mythology, the eight immortals came to face a vast sea that stands in the way of their journey to a feast. They each displayed their individual powers and capabilities to get across the sea.
In the movie X-Men, or the television show Heroes, the heroes and villians all had their powers to display and overcome their mega troubles.
When crisis arises and problems occur, people display their different power in the effort to resolve the issue. While they may not be as mystical or as potent as those in the legends and in fantasy world, powers within a human is still a sign of our natural ability to overcome challenges and obstacles.
Over the years as I trained and applied the methodologies , I have identified several forms of power as well as the respective strategies to create them for the individuals.
The powers are:
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Power of emotions and humour.
Power of stealth and balance.
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Power of speed and action.
Power of love and compassion.
During the course of my mentoring and training different personnels, people have shown that they all have the latent powers within. Even if they claim to not have, we worked on building the powers within them.
The truth is that, we are all born with different powers. Including you. These powers are designed by nature help us to face our problems and to resolve them.
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This book presents an in-depth discussion of the semiconductor-laser gain medium. The optical and electronic properties of semiconductors, particularly semiconductor quantum-well systems, are analyzed in detail, covering a wide variety of near-infrared systems with or without strain, as well as wide-gap materials such as the group-III nitride compounds or the II-VI materials. The important bandstructure modifications and Coulomb interaction effects are discussed, including the solution of the longstanding semiconductor laser lineshape problem. Quantitative comparisons between measured and predicted gain/absorption and refractive index spectra for a wide variety of semiconductor-laser materials enable the theoretical results to be used directly in the engineering of advanced laser and amplifier structures. A walth of examples for many different material combinations bestow the book with quantitative and predictive value for a wide variety of applications.
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If you're looking to up your veggie intake, check out these recipes for crunchy carnival salad, classic lasagne and a mouthwatering jalfrezi curry from 'the vegan Jamie Olivers' Henry Firth and Ian Theasby.
Adapted from BISH BASH BOSH! by Henry Firth and Ian Theasby (HQ Non Fiction, $39.99), these recipes will tick the box whether you're a committed vegan, trying plant-based food for the first time, or simply want to try a meal a week without meat.
With over 140 recipes, from quick weeknight suppers to show-stopping vegan Christmas dinners and plant-based packed lunches, BISH BASH BOSH! has what you're looking for.
Firth and Theasby's first cookbook was the highest-selling vegan cookbook ever, and with over 2 million followers across all their fast-growing BOSH! channels, they're on a mission to show the world just how versatile cooking with veggies can be.
This spicy and sweet salad brings together all our favourite flavours from the famous Notting Hill Carnival in London – great for a relaxed healthy lunch on a sunny day. Make extra to pack into a lunchbox. It also goes really well with griddled tofu or jackfruit roasted in a spicy jerk or BBQ sauce.
Serves 6
- 30g fresh coriander
- ¼ red cabbage
- 8 spring onions
- 2 carrots
- 1 red pepper
- 1 mango
- 1 avocado
- 1 large fresh red chilli
- 50g egg-free mayonnaise
- 1 tsp–1 tbsp hot sauce
- tsp maple syrup
- 2 limes
- 200g sweetcorn
- salt and black pepper
- 2 large sweet potatoes (about 675g)
- 1 tbsp olive oil
- ½ tbsp chilli flakes
- salt and black pepper
- 5 sprigs fresh thyme
- 2 garlic cloves
- 1 x 400g tin kidney beans
- 1 x 400ml tin full-fat coconut milk
- 100ml water
- ¼ tsp ground allspice
- 1 tsp salt
- ¼ tsp black pepper
- 200g long-grain rice
Preheat oven to 180°C and prepare a baking tray, string and medium saucepan.
First, the sweet potatoes.
- Peel the sweet potatoes and cut them into 2cm chunks.
- Spread over the baking tray.
- Sprinkle over the oil, chilli flakes and a little seasoning.
- Roast for 25 to 30 minutes, turning halfway.
Meanwhile, make the rice and beans.
- Pick and roughly chop the coriander leaves and set aside.
- Tie the coriander stems and thyme together with string to make a bouquet garni.
- Peel the garlic.
- Drain the kidney beans.
- Put the saucepan over a medium heat.
- Add the coconut milk, water, allspice, salt, pepper, garlic and bouquet garni and bring to a simmer.
- Wash the rice under cold water until it runs clear and tip into the saucepan.
- Stir, reduce the heat to a very gentle simmer, put the lid on and cook until all the liquid has been absorbed, about 13–16 minutes.
- Take the pan off the heat.
- Remove the garlic and bouquet garni.
- Fold in the kidney beans.
- Put the lid back on for 5 minutes.
Now prep the rest of the fresh ingredients.
- Shred the cabbage.
- Cut the spring onions in half and shred them lengthways.
- Peel the carrots and then peel them into ribbons.
- Trim the pepper and slice into thin strips.
- Slice the mango lengthways down either side of the stone, spoon out the flesh and slice thinly.
- Halve and carefully stone the avocados by tapping the stone firmly with the heel of a knife so that it lodges in the stone, then twist and remove.
- Scoop out the flesh, then slice thinly.
- Rip the stem from the chilli, cut it in half, scrape out the seeds and slice thinly.
- Put the egg-free mayonnaise, hot sauce and maple syrup into a large bowl.
- Halve one of the limes, squeeze in the juice and stir to mix.
- Add the cabbage, spring onions, carrots, pepper, chilli, coriander leaves and sweetcorn.
- Toss to coat in the dressing.
To serve.
- Serve the rice into large bowls
- Spoon over the roasted sweet potatoes.
- Pile over the salad and top with the avocado and mango slices.
- Squeeze more lime over the avocado.
- Quarter the remaining lime and place a wedge on each bowl.
- Serve immediately.
Lasagne will always be one of our favourites, and this simple mushroom ragu with a rich, creamy béchamel is a real classic. We don't think you should mess with perfection, but you could add a few chilli flakes if you like. The ragu and béchamel can be made the day before and kept in the fridge, so on the day you just have to build and bake the final dish.
Serves 6 – 8
- 2 onions
- 100g sun-dried tomatoes, plus 2 tbsp oil from the jar
- 3 carrots
- 3 celery sticks
- 1 sprig fresh rosemary, plus more for garnish
- 2 sprigs fresh thyme
- 4 garlic cloves
- 700g chestnut mushrooms
- 300ml red wine
- 1 tbsp tomato purée
- 1 tbsp red miso paste
- 1 tsp balsamic vinegar
- ½ tsp dried oregano
- 2 tsp soy sauce
- 2 x 400g tins chopped plum tomatoes
- 800ml water
- 500g dried lasagne sheets
- salt and black pepper
- salad leaves, to serve
- 125ml olive oil
- 125g flour
- 1.25 litres unsweetened plant-based milk
- 1½ tbsp nutritional yeast
You'll need a food processor, 2 large saucepans, one on a medium heat, fine grater or Microplane, 25 x 30cm lasagne dish, and alfoil.
First, make the veggie sauce.
- Peel and quarter the onions and blitz them in the food processor until finely chopped.
- Add the sun-dried tomato oil to the large pan on the heat and sauté the onions, stirring, for 5–6 minutes.
- Meanwhile, peel the carrots and pulse them in the food processor with the celery until minced.
- Remove the leaves from the rosemary and thyme and finely chop.
- Peel and grate the garlic and add it to the pan.
- Stir for 1 minute.
- Add the carrot, celery, rosemary and thyme, reduce the heat slightly and sauté, stirring occasionally, for 12–15 minutes.
- Meanwhile, thinly slice the sun-dried tomatoes.
- Pulse the mushrooms in the food processor until finely minced.
- Add mushrooms to the pan along with the sun-dried tomatoes.
- Stir, increase the heat slightly and sauté, stirring, for 8–10 minutes.
- Pour in the wine, increase the heat and stir constantly for 5–6 minutes, until nearly all the liquid has evaporated.
- Add the tomato purée, miso paste, balsamic vinegar, oregano and soy sauce and stir for 1 minute.
- Add the chopped tomatoes and water.
- Lower the heat to medium and simmer for 30 minutes.
- Taste and season.
While the veggie sauce is simmering, make the béchamel.
- Put the second pan over a medium heat and add the olive oil.
- Add the flour and stir for 3–5 minutes.
- Gradually add the milk, stirring constantly.
- Add the nutritional yeast and stir until smooth.
- Bring to the boil then lower the heat and simmer until the béchamel thickens to the consistency of custard.
- Taste and season.
- Preheat the oven to 180°C.
Now, layer up and bake your lasagne.
- Spread a quarter of the ragu into the lasagne dish.
- Spoon over a quarter of the béchamel.
- Cover with lasagne sheets, breaking them if necessary to make a complete layer with no gaps.
- Repeat three times, reserving some béchamel to cover the top completely.
- Garnish with a few rosemary leaves.
- Cover with foil and put on the lowest shelf of the oven.
- Bake for 50 minutes.
- Remove the foil and bake for a further 15 minutes.
To serve.
- Leave to stand for 10 minutes before serving with the salad leaves.
The leftovers will taste amazing the next day – simply bring back to piping hot in the oven or microwave
The spicy and flavourful jalfrezi has now overtaken tikka masala as Britain's favourite curry! This stock can be prepared in advance and frozen or kept in the fridge in an airtight container, so make a double batch to save time. Be sure to taste the curry as you go to get the perfect balance, as spices can vary in strength.
Serves 3 – 4
- 1 large eggplant
- 4 tbsp sunflower or olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 red pepper
- small bunch of fresh coriander
- 5 green bird's-eye chillies
- 12 cherry tomatoes
- 3 tbsp curry powder
- 1 tsp garam masala
- ¼–2 tsp hot chilli powder (to taste)
- 8 tbsp tomato purée
- 500g cooked basmati rice (or 2 x 250g bags microwavable basmati rice) to serve
- 1 onion
- 5cm piece fresh ginger
- 5 garlic cloves
- 500ml + 1 tbsp water
- ½ fresh red chilli
- 3 cherry tomatoes
- 1 tbsp sunflower or olive oil
- ¼ tsp ground coriander
- ¼ tsp ground cumin
- ¼ tsp ground fenugreek
- ¼ tsp ground turmeric
- ¼ tsp paprika
Preheat grill to 200°C | Baking tray | Fine grater or Microplane, Medium saucepan | Liquidiser
First, the eggplant.
- Trim the eggplant and cut it into 2cm chunks.
- Spread over the baking tray.
- Sprinkle with 2 tablespoons oil and a good pinch of salt.
- Toss to coat.
- Grill for 15 minutes, turning occasionally.
- Remove when golden brown all over but not burnt.
Meanwhile, make the stock
- Peel and finely chop the onion.
- Peel the ginger by scraping off the skin with a spoon and grate.
- Peel and grate the garlic.
- Put the ginger and garlic into a bowl and mix with 1 tablespoon water to make a paste.
- Finely chop the red chilli and tomatoes.
- Place the saucepan on a medium heat and pour in the oil.
- Add the onion and sauté for 5 minutes.
- Add a teaspoon of the ginger and garlic paste.
- Add all the remaining spices and half the water and stir.
- Simmer for 10 minutes, until browned and reduced completely.
- Pour in the rest of the water, stir and transfer to the liquidiser.
- Blend to a smooth liquid.
- Clean out the pan.
Back to the curry.
- Peel and thinly slice the onion.
- Cut the pepper in half and cut out the stem and seeds, then thinly slice.
- Pick the leaves from the coriander.
- Finely chop the stems and roughly chop the leaves.
- Trim and thinly slice two of the chillies.
- Quarter the tomatoes.
- Pour the remaining oil into the clean saucepan.
- Place over a high heat.
- Add the onion, pepper and sliced chillies and fry for 3 minutes, stirring regularly.
- Stir in the chopped coriander stems and remaining ginger and garlic paste (from making the stock)
- Add the curry powder, garam masala, ¼ teaspoon hot chilli powder, tomato purée, grilled eggplant and stock.
- Taste and add more salt, garam masala and chilli powder if needed
- Stir in the tomatoes.
- Simmer gently for 10 minutes, stirring frequently, until slightly thickened.
To serve.
- Heat the rice or cook it following the instructions on the packet.
- Transfer to a serving dish.
- Cut the remaining chillies in half lengthways and use them to garnish the curry along with the chopped coriander leaves.
- Serve with the rice.


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I've only been a runner for just 2 years. I'm 54 years old now and a Nana to Jack and Georgie (4 & 2).
I've always played netball most of my adult life, only stopping about 7yrs ago due to knee injuries. Then I put on heaps of weight. I was about 85kg. I had to get serious about myself! My cholesterol was very high, I had to go on medication. I struggled with lots of things, including self-esteem, I knew I looked terrible but didn't know what to do about it. I started losing weight through the Michelle Bridges 12WBT program. Met some lovely over 50 ladies on FB and some of those ladies started running, and so did I! Walking at first, but at home on the treadmill. Oh I was too embarrassed to go outside, but soon the walking wasn't enough, so I started running, still on the treadmill. The weight was falling off, and my confidence was increasing but I had issues with my knees, till I saw a Chiropractor, who said my whole body especially my hips were out of alignment! She worked on me for quite a few months. I go now once a month to keep my body aligned.
By now I was running outside, and I discovered parkrun in Jan '13. Then a parkrun started near where I live, Logan River parkrun, and I met a whole new group of running friends. Now my hubby and I are Run Directors there! I have also had some injuries in the past 12 months, so I also have the wonderful Physios from Body Leadership to thank for getting me through these half marathons, and will continue to go monthly to get me to the start line in my future events!!
My fitness level increased and so did my ability to get out and run around with my Grandchildren. Jack loves to have races around the yard and Yes! I can keep up with him, he loves it! Georgie chases us around.
I have done 3 half marathons this year. First one was the Canberra half in April, where I met the lovely Nicole Bunyon. My time was 2:11:43. (I was secretly hoping to get around 2:20!) The second half was a local event with a time of 2:17. Last weekend I ran the Gold Coast Half in 2:08:55! I was hoping to get under the 2:10! I had a fantastic weekend meeting so many inspirational ladies!
I have had a small seed growing inside me for a couple of months to run a Marathon….eekk…..After this weekend watching all those wonderful runners, that seed is now sprouting!
I AM running a full Marathon next year at Gold Coast!! I will be 55 yrs old by then.
I am proud of what I have achieved! My Husband Graham has been by my side throughout this journey and will continue to do so as long as he can keep running. I know my sons and my grandchildren will be somewhere along the marathon route to cheer me on next year. My Logan River parkrun friends have said they will be out there running with me to train for this event. I am excited about it.
You are never too old to start, and I am now off my cholesterol medication!!!!!
The best Running Nana Around…..
I've only been a runner for just 2 years. I'm 54 years old now and a Nana to Jack and Georgie (4 & 2).


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