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You will travel from London City Airport to Altenrhein close to the Swiss Alps in a private charter 32-seat British Airways jet. A luxury bus will then whisk you from the airport to your accomodation. Once there you will have the chance to experience two amazing ski resorts in one week. From plane to bus to hotel – a journey as smooth as our slopes.
During the Ski Getaway Reinvented you'll have your own apartment at the rocksresort Design Hotel in Laax and the Parsenn Resort in Davos Klosters, putting you right in the heart of the action from where you can explore two of the best-regarded ski destinations in the world.
Davos Klosters combines a rich heritage in winter sports with a bustling Alpine town, boasting 6 different mountain areas all waiting to be explored. The huge choice of different slopes and experiences make Davos Klosters one of the world's premier ski towns.
Opened in 2018, the state of the art Parsenn Resort in Davos Klosters is situated right in the heart of the action next to the Parsenn ski slope.
Laax is everything you'd want in a ski destination. It boasts 235 km pistes with 5 snow-secure valley runs, 29 facilities and 4 snowparks. Famous for its style, events and its freestyle community, Laax is home to the largest halfpipe in Europe. It is one of Switzerland's top ski destinations.
In the rocksresort Design Hotel you'll discover a perfect harmony of urbane design and an inspiring natural landscape that redefines the modern alpine ski getaway.
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My first Jamaican TV appearance!
After advertising my HypnoBirthing classes on Facebook, a producer from Smile Jamaica on TVJ, contacted me to ask me if I'd like to come on the show! Though I was pretty terrified as to how it would go, as most Jamaicans I've met seem to think HypnoBirthing is Voodoo or just simple insanity.

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There are 12 objects in the room. Roll over an object and you will see the name of the object. Click on the object and use your mouse to drag it to the right bin. For example, if the object is made of glass, drag it to the bin marked 'glass'. There are 3 objects in each bin.
- Do you keep your bedroom tidy or is it a mess?
- Do you recycle the rubbish from your house?
- What colour are the containers for recycling where you live?
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Drunk driving is dangerous and opens up the possibility of a world of legal trouble if you get caught, so do yourself -- and others -- a favor this holiday season and commit to a plan that will keep you out of danger.
Don't make a holiday mistake: Avoid a drunk driving charge
Attorney Frank Jones wins Superior Court judge seat for New Hanover County
Wilmington, NC - We would like to extend our congratulations to attorney Frank Jones for his recent victory in the November election. Jones won the contested Superior Court judge seat in New Hanover County.
The drunk driving checkpoint and what to expect
Drunk driving is a serious crime that occurs in Raleigh, North Carolina and all over the country. No matter how much people try to avoid it, they might wind up being pulled over by a police officer for suspicion of drunk driving. Many drunk driving arrests occur at drunk driving checkpoints, also known as DUI checkpoints. These checkpoints are utilized throughout the year but are most common around any major holiday.
Types of internet sex crimes
The internet can be one of the most helpful technologies out there today. It can also invite you to take part in some unsavory activities. Sex crimes became more prevalent with the advent of the internet, and they continue to increase in occurrence today. Let's take a look at the various types of internet sex crimes in today's post.
Ex-Panther Rae Carruth released after 18 years in prison for conspiring to murder pregnant girlfriend
The former wide receiver's brief NFL career has long been overshadowed by the dark chapter that unfolded in Charlotte in November 1999. Rae Carruth's girlfriend, Cherica Adams (who, by his account, had only been a booty call) was 30 weeks pregnant with his baby. Carruth had asked her to get an abortion. She refused.
2 ways to defend against drug possession charges
Even if police accuse you of possessing only a small amount of drugs, the allegations are serious, and you could face significant punishments if the allegations result in a conviction. For this reason, North Carolina residents will want to do everything they can to defend against a drug possession charge if they can establish a viable defense strategy.
"Making a Murderer Part 2" highlights hurdles in the postconviction process
A few years ago, "Making a Murderer" took Netflix by storm, probing the depths of reasonable doubt and shedding light on the limits of the criminal justice system.
How often should police calibrate their Breathalyzer devices?
A Breathalyzer device does not always render an accurate test result. In fact, the result will be particularly inaccurate if police fail to calibrate the Breathalyzer properly. For this reason, test results rendered by an inappropriately calibrated breath test devices are sometimes thrown out and cannot be used as evidence against a drunk driver during his or her criminal proceedings.


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MANILA, Philippines – Catriona Gray was crowned Miss Universe Philippines 2018 on Sunday, March 18, at the Binibining Pilipinas coronation night. (READ: Catriona Gray crowned Miss Universe Philippines 2018)
Catriona fielded a question from US Ambassador to the Philippines Sung Kim, who asked her: "After the devastating war, Marawi is now on its way to recovery. What is your message to the young women of Marawi?"
Her winning answer?
"My answer and message to the women [of Marawi] is to be strong. As women, we are the head of the household. And, we have amazing influence not only [on] our own families – as mothers, sisters, and friends – but also [on] our community. If we could get the women to stay strong and be that image of strength for the children and the people around them, once the rebuilding is complete, the morale of the community will stay strong and high."
Catriona is set to represent the country in this year's Miss Universe pageant. – Rappler.com


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About Scholarships
Having an international student body is important to us, and improves the university experience for all our students.
We want to continue to attract outstanding students to Dundee from across the world, and are offering a range of new international scholarships for 2015/16.
The table below summarises what's on offer. You can find more detailed information about each one at the links below the table.
Vice Principal's International Excellence Scholarship
The Vice Principal's International Excellence Scholarship is awarded by the Vice Principal of each of our four academic Colleges will award a full tuition fee waiver for one academic year to one international applicant for an undergraduate or taught postgraduate course in their College. This fee waiver covers the full tuition costs for that academic year.
You do not have to make a separate application for this scholarship. If you apply for the Dean's International Scholarship (see above) your application will also be assessed for the Vice Principal's International Excellence Scholarship.
Dundee Alumni Scholarship
The Dundee Alumni Scholarship is open to all taught postgraduate applicants who have previously graduated from the University of Dundee. EU applicants who have previously studied with us on an exchange or study abroad programme may also be eligible. If you are eligible, you will be awarded £1,000 which is deducted from your tuition fee.
You do not have to make a separate application for this scholarship as your eligibility will be assessed when you make your postgraduate application.
Discount for early payment of tuition fees
International applicants who pay the full tuition fee in advance by the deadline below will be eligible for a 5% discount.
To be eligible you should pay the full tuition fee to the University by the dates below:
- 1st July 2015 – for applicants starting their course in September 2015
- 15th November 2015 – for applicants starting their course in January 2016
We will refund the 5% discount to your UK or home bank account, or against your University of Dundee accommodation account, four weeks after you have matriculated (registered) at the University of Dundee.
You can find more information about the early payment discount, including the courses which are not included.
Tuition fee guarantee
We realise that it is difficult for our international applicants to commit to an undergraduate degree for three or four years when you do not know how much the tuition fee will be after your first year. Unlike most other UK universities, we have agreed a fee guarantee for international applicants to our undergraduate courses from 2015/16 onwards.
This means that the tuition fee you see on our course pages for 2015/16 is the same fee you will pay for each year of your course. We guarantee that this will not increase while you are studying with us. The only exceptions to this are our MBChB Medicine, BDS Dentistry and BSc Medical Sciences degrees which charge a different tuition for the clinical years.
Other useful scholarship links
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Eventually, we may push messages into some other location (Redis or Mongo, most likely).
I know Node decently well and I chose Go as it's a recent darling. Now, it's been a while since I've done anything resembling system-level programming so I'm sure the code I wrote has a bunch of issues. I'm sure I could make better use of goroutines and I'm also not 100% sure if my use of bytes and strings is as performant as possible.
I list all these caveats because I was surprised to find the NodeJS version consistently ran in about half the time on a 1GB log.
On the Go side, I ended up using a somewhat hacky set of splits and joins on the lines as the regex library is known to not be mature quite yet.
Based on not reading the entire documentation for the JSON package, I didn't realize it supported arbitrary document structure. Because of that, I used an external library which may not perform as well.
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For some legacy reasons that are changing, SSH keys have been somewhat taboo until recently so none were set up on any of our machines. Between our numerous dev, test, and production servers, we manage over a hundred VMs. Manually setting up keys struck me as time-consuming, boring, and an ideal candidate for some basic automation.
Our current Chef usage is a little weird and needs some rethinking so I decided to see what could be done with Capistrano. Here's the task I whipped up to copy keys around.
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The turtles have a simple API that's quite reminiscent of LOGO. Move forward, backward, turn left or right, move up or down, and since it's Minecraft, you can of course dig, place blocks, and more. A turtle requires fuel to move and has its own inventory as well. It's a pretty full-featured little guy and a ton of fun to play with. There's a huge amount of programs written by other players out there but I'm writing my own for a bit of fun.
Simple program to dig stairs down into the ground. Places torches every other stair to keep things nice and lit. Needs some love on the fuel management side of things.
Simple program to chop down the large redwoods on my server. Cuts a 2x2 level, moves up, and repeats until there is nothing detected above the turtle.
Written while the server was down so it hasn't been tested yet!
A simple script to download a gist and save it as a program.
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If the LC_ALL environment variable is not set, Chef will use 'C' as the default value which may cause headaches.
For now, I recommend either setting the environment variable to the empty string in a cookbook:
or setting it in an execute block for a command that may have an issue:
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I haven't tried it, but you could also look at explicitly setting the LC_ALL environment variable to an empty value in your system level shell profile (/etc/profile), default environment setup files (e.g., /etc/environment), and/or digging into Ubuntu locale configuration.
From the Top!
At work, we're currently using Chef to manage our systems and perform some application installations. A few weeks ago, we ran into a particularly strange head-scratcher that took me about half a day to track down.
Our application stack currently consists of Ubuntu 12.04 (precise), Apache 2.22, and PHP 5.3 running our integration of Drupal 7, vBulletin 4, and our own application code based on Zend Framework. We have a set of shell and PHP scripts that perform the installation of Drupal, VB, and our code all in one go. For all non-developer environments, Bamboo triggers chef-solo runs on code commits or when an engineer wants to redeploy to the manual testing servers.
The problem that popped up was that VB was having issues on the automated environments but only when run via chef-solo. When the script were run by hand on the same environment, everything worked like a charm.
At issue were some localization installation steps that were failing which caused the entire forum portion of the site to nearly completely fail to function. In the build logs, the only evidence was that SQL queries part of language installation were failing because a value wasn't present but only for some languages.
I spent some time digging through our installation scripts and the VB code that was running the language instalation trying to understand where the issue came from. Of note, VB has a bunch of custom XML parsing code that uses iconv to attempt to handle character set conversions for localized phrases. I even got so far as to see the code improperly convert some of the French accented characters during the chef-solo runs that worked without issue when run manually.
Environment variable state was one of my first guesses when we has isolated the repro steps to chef-solo vs manual runs. The LC_* variables looked like a likely culprit but my initial inspection was cursory - I only paid attention to LANG and LC_CTYPE which were set correctly to en_US.utf8. Only after a lot more testing and research did I notice that LC_ALL was set to 'C' during the chef-solo run and was not set on the manual runs.
As soon as I explicitly set LC_ALL to the empty string in the chef cookbook, everything worked as expected. The iconv calls in the VB code now had the proper environment variables and weren't trying to treat everything as the 'C' language type.
The underlying issue in Chef is the following code:
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When LC_ALL is not in the environment variables at all, it defaults it to 'C'. Ubuntu (and at least one version of debian that I had easy access to), LC_ALL is not defined at all:
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Interestingly, the locale command displays an empty LC_ALL:
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From the UNIX specification, we can see the effect of LC_ALL:
This variable determines the values for all locale categories. The value of the LC_ALL environment variable has precedence over any of the other environment variables starting with LC_ (LC_COLLATE, LC_CTYPE, LC_MESSAGES, LC_MONETARY, LC_NUMERIC, LC_TIME) and the LANG environment variable.
So, from now on I'll likely explicitly set LC_ALL in Chef cookbooks as well as making sure that the environment variables exists but is empty as the default state of things in the OS.
References and Further Reading
There's at least one ticket about this issue right now:
However, it looks like the 'C' default may be in place due to issues when they weren't setting it at all:
Properly setting the locale for Ubuntu may also help alleviate problems. I haven't tested this so I'm sure if it would set the proper environment variables or not
I'm Dave. 31, married, no kids yet, Boston, gamer, nerd and web developer for 10 years. For the past 5 I've been lucky enough to work in the games industry building and operating web sites and backend systems. From time to time I get the itch to build my own things - one of which is Raidbots, a fairly successful information site intended for WoW raiders. You can see brief summaries of many others on the home page of this site.
My rough plan for the blog is to write about things I build, problems encountered and solved, some guides or overviews of web technology, and perhaps a bit of commentary or experiences being a gamer. I've often read that writing for one person can be a method to preserve a singular voice and allow the best to come out. I've always really liked this idea but it's hard to come up with one person that would cover all the bases.
My current notion is that each post might be implicitly or explicitly intended for one person. A post about why I love Vim and hate IDEs might be addressed to one coworker while the beauty, utility, and necessity of understanding the command line might be to another. An overview of what I do and why I love it would likely act as a guide to my mom or dad. A quick entry on a particularly nasty software bug or conflict may be simply tossed into the ether in the hope that some poor, kindred developer or admin might save a few hours of debugging. I could even codify the conceit a bit and make up some personas as a way of categorization. I'll keep toying with this thought and see if it's actually useful or not.
If nothing else, the act of writing and publishing is just a good habit that I've been neglecting for quite a while.]]>
After a bit of flailing, I finally have Octopress up and running. My initial attempt had an issue where 'rake generate' wasn't actually doing much of anything. It clearly called out to jekyll but no generation output ever appeared. Given that I'm not a ruby expert, my best guess is that my environment just wasn't quite set up properly.
Tonight, I followed another guide on setting up Octopress on Mountain Lion and it seemed to work without a hitch.
Also of use for my purposes was deploying to a subdirectory of a site from the Octopress documentation.
With all that, I'm in a nice vanilla state at the moment. We shall see if I go after trying to match the minimal theming with the rest of the site or if it's time to just write some posts that have been kicking around my head for a while.]]>


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My business has evolved… in the last 12 months I have taken my physical one-on-one real estate investment consulting business to an online business. Why have I done this?
Online is the place to do business… it's the place to advertise and promote… it's the place to build relationships, rapport and trust. Small businesses everywhere are now starting to see and understand that they have to get their marketing message online. This provides opportunity for YOU.
This means… for you to take advantage of this opportunity is to up-skill or re-skill and this can be done… with some effort and work. It involves learning new skills to be able to put your message online.
Chris and I are partners in our business, Lead Your Lifestyle and we have several businesses that are now online. We have taken advantage of this new opportunity, as we do not want to get 5 years down the track and see the impact of us not taking action.
Too many people do not take action and you hear them years later saying "if only…" I experience that a lot with my one-on-one consulting business. Its a real estate investment business where I show Australians how they can invest in real estate in markets in America. This started in 2008 and has been building progressively over all that time. I still get people come to me and say "have I missed the boat?" "Has the market gone up?" "I bet I'm too late for this opportunity?"
I used to travel around Australia to promote this business. It was exhausting, but it was a great way to connect with people in a room, build trust, relationships and rapport. Generally 1 out of 10 people would move forward to the next level, to buy USA real estate the other 9 out of 10 would not do anything. They all wanted to do something, they all wanted to invest, however, only 1 in 10 would take advantage of the opportunity.
What I am trying to say to you is there is always opportunity around. The biggest opportunity for me was the impact of GFC in 2008-2009. Then having the courage to travel over to do my research, get some education, get some coaching raise some money and go for it.
In this video I am presenting you with the new opportunity and that is creating an online business. There are opportunities popping up everywhere if you are willing to learn new skills, be bold and step up.
For business owners you are being presented with a way to promote and market your business to a global audience.
We would love to work with you to create your own online business.


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Mrs. Brianna H. DuVall
Hello everyone! My name is Brianna and this is my first year at HISD East Elementary as an Instructional Aide for 2nd/3rd SPED. I will be working alongside Mrs. Tammy Rector. I'm so excited!
A little about me! I have been a stay-at-home mother and wife for the past 8yrs. Ive been married for 8yrs to my wonderful God-fearing husand Steven (TJ) and we have two boys Mason (6) and Jaxon (2) and one on the way. Woohoo!!!! I enjoying spending all my free time with my precious family making memories.
I'm looking forward to working with all of the amazing staff I've had the privilege of coming to know and cherish. I'm, also, looking forward to meeting and learning the names and faces of all the preicous Gifts (children) we have here at East as well.
Here's to 2018-2019 being the BEST school year yet! Go Bobcats!
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Every Friday come celebrate wine tasting with WTF Fridays.
Get off you feet and sit a spell. With a relaxed atmosphere and casualness you can enjoy a nice conversation with a friend or two. Or perhaps you are looking to meet up with that special someone?
Here at Roost Washington wines are the focus and we like to introduce people to wines they may have not met yet. Small plates offered to compliment the wines . Please check out our menu.


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The embattled chairman of the Democratic Party of New Mexico has resigned.
Richard Ellenberg announced his resignation in a letter Tuesday following a state party convention where he was accused of questioning the credibility of sexual misconduct allegations against a union leader.
Ellenberg also had faced criticism for his response to a Democratic Party of New Mexico vice chair's claim that she was a target of unwanted sexual advances by a party official.
Ellenberg says he regretted the way he managed complaints of women who have come forward about sexual harassment.
Other say Ellenberg oversaw a "slanted" process over delegates that favored certain candidates this weekend.
The resignation comes before midterm elections where New Mexico Democrats are hopeful at winning back the governor's seat and capturing more Legislative seats.


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Ada Ann Smith
Ada Ann Smith, 68, of Gray, departed this life on Wednesday, April 18, 2018 at the Hillcrest Health and Rehab in Corbin.
She was born on March 3, 1950 in Knox County, to the late Woodson Smith and Ressie (Hibbard) Smith. She was a member of Hazel Fork Pentecostal Church.
She is survived by five children, Charlie Smith (wife Tina) of Woodbine, Calvin Smith (wife Danielle) of Gray, Willard Smith (wife Amanda) of Corbin, Audrey Dozier of Gray, and Jennifer Smith of Gray; eleven grandchildren; six great grandchildren; three sisters, Judy Smith of Girdler, Linda Middleton of Corbin, and Bonnie Dozier of Gray; four brothers, Lonnie Smith of Siler, Joe Smith of Barbourville, James Smith of Gray, and Randy Smith of Gray; many nieces and nephews and a host of other family and friends to mourn her passing.
The funeral service was held Monday, April 23, at the Croley Funeral Home Chapel with Rev. Kenny Johnson, Rev. Dan Watkins, and Claude Medlan officiating.
Following the service she was laid to rest in the Troutman Family Cemetery in Gray.
Condolences may be made to the family at www.croleyfh.com.
Croley Funeral Home in Williamsburg was in charge of the arrangements.
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These data skills areas are best bets for career advancement
Artificial intelligence; machine learning; the Internet of Things; blockchain; security; big data; smart cities.
With all the buzzwords of the past few years, it's easy to get caught up in the hype. But for those whose job it is to ideate, develop, code and deploy the next innovation cycles, it can be just as frenzied trying to figure out where to amplify your skillset.
With the tech landscape changing at an ever-more rapid pace, let's take a look at three key areas where skills will be needed in the next few years.
Artificial intelligence and machine learning
With digitization quickly becoming baseline, the next big evolutionary jumps will be in artificial intelligence (AI) and machine learning (ML). Because these emergent technologies are rapidly on their way, but not yet fully on the scene, companies are starting to fill out roles in anticipation of new workflows.
Much like how the Internet itself completely changed the landscape across every industry, so too will AI and ML. From airlines to logistics to automotive to food production to sports to consumer goods — every sector wants to incorporate AI and ML into their systems.
Bottom line: developing and iterating on AI and ML will be skillsets relevant to the coming tech landscape for a long time, and companies across the board are looking to hire in legion.
The past year has been the story of the rise and fall — and rise again? — of blockchain. Regardless of market valuation, Foundation research suggests a strong, continuing interest in the underlying technology.
Whether it will dominate transactions in the future, as blockchain loyalists claim, remains to be seen. However, what we can predict is that companies will want to stay in-the-know on some level, not wanting to be caught with zero blockchain heavies on their bench should the technology become essential in some way.
Mobile app development
Phones continue to get bigger, holding more real-estate and attention with a never-ending flow of various apps for all shapes and styles — customer-facing apps, training apps, apps used within a company, streaming apps, content apps, games, banking, social media, and on and on.
As the technology pushes forward for cloud nativity and the information and agility offered to users continues to expand, mobile app development will remain a bread and butter assignment. Companies that only have a web platform need to develop their mobile apps. And companies that already have an app or apps will look for continual iterations of improvements or the creation of new platforms to expand their brand and audience.
A Swiss Army knife, not a machete
For tech workers, it's all about keeping a mindset in which you're continuously learning. As new technology comes online, you'll need to keep your ear to the ground and stay close to drivers of innovation, such as participating in collaborative open source projects, where you'll not only learn but help build the systems that will define our future.
As you consider your career, ask yourself what emerging tech makes you most enthusiastic. What do you want to build? To collaborate on? To participate in?
The days of huge, monolithic applications are dwindling. The mentality now is more about agile — think of your skills not so much as the wielder of a big, hack-all machete, but as the spread of tools in a Swiss Army knife. Bring those skills into sharper focus, and you'll have what you need.


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Useless T-Shirts.com showcases some of the best and funniest t-shirts on the internet.
Originally started as an Ecommerce site back in the mid-2000's we worked to find the great t-shirts and sell them to the masses. Turns out, we didn't like stocking t-shirts, counting inventory, and all the other things that are associated with an Ecommerce store. (Dropshipping wasn't popular back in the day)
Now we partner with T-Shirt sites on the internet to showcase their shirts. You'll find a great collection of shirts from all over. Every time you click through and purchase a shirt we get a small percentage of that sale. It's enough to buy a cup of coffee;) It's also how we keep this site running and curating awesome T-Shirts for you. We'd appreciate it if you did.
I encourage you to check them out. We love em' and buy them ourselves and we know you will too.
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I receive the "Bad Cat" Page-a-Day calendar in my e-mail every day, and the page that showed up this morning was just so timely, I had to share it:
I just had to laugh, thinking about yesterday's events. And those cats even look like Shadow! Shadow could be the poster kitty for the "Bad Cat Association." Thank goodness I didn't buy two kittens, though. I can't imagine that! Then again, maybe I just don't want to, it's too scary!