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Mon, 24 December 2007
Although not technically a show, this was recorded after a recent show and features a conference call with Martin, Steele, The Robed Wizzard, Ubo, and Tranny Steve. Enjoy!
Direct download: trannycall.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:31pm EDT
Fri, 21 December 2007
Enjoy this, the final show of 2007. We'll see you for the Death Pool draft, live Jan.5th, 2008.
Direct download: FTV_168.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:43am EDT
Mon, 17 December 2007
After 39 minutes of a live show, our computer died. After 28 minutes of a recorded show, our backup computer died. After 18 minutes of a second recorded show our other backup computer died. After 3 minutes of sex Martin's penis died but that had nothing to do with the computer.
We are so dedicated to giving our listeners a show that we recorded this, our fourth attempt at a show.
Direct download: FTV_167.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:58pm EDT
Fri, 14 December 2007
After anouncing some of the new rules for the '08 death pool, we'll let you know how you can participate in next year's event.
Larry Craig's alleged former gay lovers are coming out and a an old brit has gas.
Direct download: FTV_166.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 11 December 2007
Natalie Hollawy and Lacy Peterson are still in the news and Martin fears that he has entered some sort of time warp. A crazed gunman kills 8 before turning the gun on himself in Omaha and it wasn't Jeffrey.
(Before going on an killing spree be sure to get your FTV merchandise by emailing the show.)
Direct download: FTV_165.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:30am EDT
Fri, 7 December 2007
It's the giving season as well as World Aids Day. So of course Steele is going to be confused. Plus, trannies and the worst example of racism ever.
Direct download: FTV_164.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 4 December 2007
This one starts out by bringing back the original FTV theme song as a tribute to Kevin Dubrow, who passed away last week. Also passing away in the previous week were Redskin Sean Taylor and Daredevil Evil Knevil. Who had theses guys in the death pool? If you've been listening all year then you probably already know.
Direct download: FTV_163.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 27 November 2007
This show breaks from our usual format as we had a house full of people during the recording. Dan Rackley from the AWWL joins us as well as show regular, Chico. Topics include black friday, political endorsments and sausage. Plus, who got their feelings hurt at the thought of letting Martin do something that he's been trying to do for years.
Direct download: FTV_161.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:50am EDT
Wed, 21 November 2007
In what may be our best interview to date, we are joined by a tranny who stutters. (take a moment to let that sink in) OK, now I'm sure that you have a lot of questions. We will ask all of the tough questions and we get answers. Everything you ever wanted to know about tranies will be answered in this exciting edition of From The 'Ville.
Plus, is homeland security keeping you safe?
Direct download: FTV_160.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:43pm EDT
Tue, 20 November 2007
As Martin and Steele prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday they are feeling neglected by the KSEX bigwigs. We'll be joined by KSEX program director Lorraniac so we can air a few of our greivences. Topics include porn star cat fights, coffee tables and a new sponsorship deal that will put FTV where it belongs.
Direct download: FTV_159.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:17am EDT
Fri, 16 November 2007
This one features a bunch of stuff from across the pond. We'll examine the math involved in negative numbers and a bunch of other stuff that makes the English look silly. (soccer, royal families, knights, etc.)
Plus, it's fast approaching the gift giving season so we look at some of the gifts that we've received.
Direct download: FTV_158.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 13 November 2007
Will the anti-drug message penetrate Martin? A run-in with the local DARE represenitive gives him a chance to share a few of his feelings. When did Sienfeld get cancelled and what color is the Bounty Hunter? Answers to many questions are in store in this edition of FTV.
Direct download: FTV_157.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 9 November 2007
Life is full of many questions. The trick is finding the answers to the questions. Today we you give the answer to one of the more complicated dilemas. "What do you do when you get mugged by a one-legged, knife weilding man in a wheelchair?" Okay, it's not the most important thing to know but it could help you out at some point.
Plus, just for fun, retards with slurpees.
Direct download: FTV_156.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 6 November 2007
Mooner makes his return to the show and tells us of a meal he once ate directly from a litter box. Dog the Bounty Hunter is teaming up with Don Imus and Michael Richards and Martin has offended a listener (not the first time or the last).
Direct download: FTV_155.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 2 November 2007
Steele is confronted and told that he is living his life the wrong way. Who confronted him? Could have been a Jesus freak, you'll have to tune in to find out. A Polish man is suing somebody for something that happened a while back. How long is a while? Again, you have to tune in to find out. Finally, where did the Russians send people when they messed up and if you don't have an anus, how do you dump?
Direct download: FTV_154.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 30 October 2007
From The 'Ville goes live for the very first time. California is burning and they're using retards to fight the fires. We hear from a second generation listener, get another gift from National Pen Company, and Steele messes his britches. Plus, sex with inanimate objects and the first amendment.
Direct download: FTV_153.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 26 October 2007
We welcome another brand new guest on this one as Sick & Wrong's Lance Wackerle joins Martin and Steele. We'll find out why he snubbed us at the podcast expo and why he has trouble saying goodbye. Plus, we'll breakdown the age old base system. What base is it when you stick a finger in the ass? How about Winklers? That has to be at least an RBI triple.
Direct download: FTV_152.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 23 October 2007
We're bringing you the debut of a new song in this one. In fact, the song is so new that it hasn't even been recorded yet. Steele's former roomate, Big Dick Dave joins us to explain how his life has spiraled down to the point that he is a one-legged, 37-year old college student.
Direct download: FTV_151.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 19 October 2007
At Steel-Mar Studios we love anything fake. Most of the time though we at least know why somebody is kicking fakes. But on this episode we have no idea why some guys were pretending to be Park Rangers. Evidently it has something to do with young boys and urine but that's where the trail goes cold. Also, a christian clown goes diddlers and a man armed with a kareoke machine fights a guy with a hoover. Stay tuned at the end for some bonus material.
Direct download: FTV_150.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 16 October 2007
Martin has a debt collector on his ass so while doing the show he attempts to take care of some personal buisness. Also, we read some hate mail and remember the very fucking hilarious Jonathon Winters.
Direct download: FTV_149.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 12 October 2007
We're not gonna bullshit you here. Sick and Wrong co-host Lance Wackerle is a weird dude. We spend most of the hour trying to climb into this guy's mindset as a way to figure him out. By the end of it all we reach 2 conclusions. He is strange, yet very intriging.
Direct download: FTV_148.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 9 October 2007
What happened when the KSEX cameras went off? Well, after FTV, Martin and Steele stuck around to guest on some of the other KSEX TV shows. Imagine the antics when your hosts were surrounded by some of the hottest pornstars in the buisness today. We'll have plenty of highlights in this one.
Direct download: FTV_147.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 5 October 2007
West Hollywood will never be the same! Which one of the hosts did the gays find more attractive? Did either of them hook up? Who got grabbed and fondled? And finally, were we discriminated against?
There are wall to wall gays in this one. Alex, Dean, Bob Bartels and possibly David the Ginger? Plus, a cameo from Lorraniac of KSEX's Rain and Cuz.
Listen here or watch the show in two parts at:
Direct download: FTV_146.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 2 October 2007
This is the audio version of Martin and Steele's KSEX TV debut. Or. if want watch it, the link to the video version is below.
We'll recount the first leg of our trip to LA, Our first meeting with Alex and Dean, and a look behind the scenes of KSEX. Plus, will Martin's penis become a star?
Direct download: FTV_145.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:22am EDT
Fri, 28 September 2007
We are recording this one just an hour before we head to the airport for our trip to LA. We check in with Bob Bartels to find out what to expect from the West Hollywood gay bars and we'll hear about the hotel accomodations for the guys from Sick & Wrong. Plus, we have some "reservations" about who Nike is targeting with their latest product.
(Thanks to Mams for the picture)
Direct download: FTV_144.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 25 September 2007
It's all about the mustache in this one as we interview the executive director of the American Mustache Institute, Aaron Perlut. We get answers to all of the mustache questions that other people are too afraid to ask.
Direct download: FTV_143.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 21 September 2007
This one is out a couple hours late because I'm all fucked up! The good news is that I got to see a few of my wife's friends tits. The bad new is that they wouldn't let me go suckie sucks on them. Anyway, Rackley is back and still as shot as ever. Plus, William Daniels stops by to promote his upcomng event. Eat dicks, you suck. I'm drunk!
Direct download: FTV_142.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:50am EDT
Tue, 18 September 2007
Dan Rackley is back to announce the official end to his comedy career. (should have took it on the death pool) Even George W. Puppet has met it's demise. Find out what area of the performing arts Dan has turned his attention to now. Get pointers from Martin and Steele on cutting a proper promo, O.J. update, and Kathy Griffin finally says something funny. Plus, Leave Britney Alone.
Direct download: FTV_141.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 14 September 2007
We reveal the results of our mantie voting contest. Molly Ringwald, circa 1986, hot or not. Steele's take on ginger blokes. An update on a tiny Gordy. Plus, what happens when the guy in the next trailor steals your keys?
Direct download: FTV_140.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:47am EDT
Tue, 11 September 2007
A fat opera singer is dead and will no longer be taking pictures. Brittney is back and so are her backing vocals. Martin visits a black school and Steele tells us of the local high school in Vaudville. Plus, '80's wrestlers and old Kiss albums.
Direct download: FTV_139.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:23am EDT
Fri, 7 September 2007
This one starts with Martin and Steele arguing about the true star of the show (again). Once tempers get in check we'll continue to cover the telethon, ask the listeners for help picking out our underwear, and check out some interesting items from the personal pages.
Direct download: FTV_138.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:08am EDT
Tue, 4 September 2007
Warning - This show is all over the place. We're recording while watching the Telethon and the tards keep distracting us. Topics covered include: Gay sex in bathrooms, dogfighters finding the lord, and hot chicks who are stupid. Plus, one of the hosts gets upset when the other host grabs a peice of the spotlight.
Direct download: FTV_137.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 31 August 2007
Martin and Steele answer relationship questions from their listeners. Martin gets confronted about his religous beleifs, the hair police are cracking down and paying for couch with fake bills. Plus, Steele is feeling unwanted.
Direct download: FTV_136.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 28 August 2007
So what did Steele do before Monique arrived at the studio last week? Find out during this one. A listener has had it with Martin and Martin has finally had it with one of the fans. Plus, why do people leave their work signatures attached to their emails?
Direct download: FTV_135.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Sat, 25 August 2007
(Better late than never! Libsyn is back up so here is the show that was due out on Friday morning.)
This show was an impromptu recording after a night at the bar. Martin and Steele are joined by one of Martin's new co-workers, Monique. Monique was the Guinnea pig in an experiment to see if Martin could find the perfect woman for Steele.
Direct download: FTV_134.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 9:29pm EDT
Tue, 21 August 2007
Willy is back as we attempt to do a show with our worst guest of all time. We have complete coverage of the Flavor Flav Roast and Martin gets confronted about his drug use.
Direct download: FTV_133.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 17 August 2007
Once every few weeks Steele does some show prep. This is one of those shows. While in Detroit recently, Steele encountered what he thinks may have been a gay bar but the name of the place may be confusing (to Steele anyway). Now Steele will release his list of names for gay bars that he would like to open. Plus, profanity in the air.
Direct download: FTV_132.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:58am EDT
Tue, 14 August 2007
There's no shame in this one. Steele and Martin discuss their history of STDs, Martin's affinity for anal probing, and of course, their lack of looks or intelligence. We'll get in touch with our spiritual sides as we deliver some gospel tunes. Plus, The Indian Playboy, live from the reservation.
Direct download: FTV_131.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 10 August 2007
No, the predatory science teacher is not coming to the studio. However, an old segment named after him is. It's the return of "The Gordy Files" as we dig into a story about a man and his step-daughter. Mooner and Chico are back for another show as we break down the parts of the month and even play an impromtu round of "would you rather" that involes a triple amputee.
Plus, stay tuned after the closing music as we present the third edition of "FTV - After the Show." We'll hear from Chico's wife, find out what happened to Mooner and check in with one of the hosts of "Sick and Wrong."
Direct download: FTV_130.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 7 August 2007
After an apology from his co-host, Martin is taking issue with just about everyone. Some deep seeded issues are going to be brought to the surface as Martin attempts to clear the air. You'll hear of a former show guest who may have crossed the line into Gordyism and a fat German.
Direct download: FTV_129.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 3 August 2007
Steele has some issues with the KSEX studio. Martin is looking into some recent budget cutting measures and Steele gets very hurtful towards his co-host.
Direct download: FTV_128.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 31 July 2007
Martin and Steele, in an effort to prepare for their upcoming trip to West Hollywood, go to a brucnh. How gay did they get? Listen to find out.
Direct download: FTV_127.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 27 July 2007
Martin and Steele are back with their unique perspective on the summer's offering of reality television. We'll be taking a look at "Rock of Love," "Scott Baio is 45 and Single," and "Hogan Knows Best."
Plus, we'll here from Steele's Penis as he begins to move on with his life.
Direct download: FTV_126.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 24 July 2007
Steele is riding high as a recent death has him sitting atop the standings. Martin gets some revenge as the gays admit that he may do well in the gay bars. Plus, one of us alledgedly sounds like Lewis Black.
Direct download: FTV_125.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 20 July 2007
Martin and Steele are back and they're dusting off an old bit from the early days of the show. That's right, one of the segments that helped to launch the show is coming back for a "one night only - special appearance."
Plus, Steele shares how he has been getting in touch with his softer side since the cancelation of Oprah - After the Show!
Direct download: FTV_124.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:03am EDT
Tue, 17 July 2007
Martin hit another family dinner and once again the in-laws kicked the triple selection from the meat group. A listener has a problem with Martin. Plus, Steele tells of the five-star accomadations he visted over the weekend and Martin had a run in with the handicapped.
Direct download: FTV_123.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:54am EDT
Fri, 13 July 2007
(This one is dedicated to Austrailian listener Matt Weston. He decided to give us some advice so we of course do the opposite of what he says.)
Martin is worried after what happened to a christian salesman, Steele wants to run with the bulls and Scoliocis Steve's wife has soured on FTV.
Direct download: FTV_122.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 10 July 2007
We're back with an important lesson on fireworks safety and how to properly speak the english language. Martin and Steele recap their holidays and Andy Rooney drinks milk.
Direct download: FTV_121.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:29am EDT
Fri, 6 July 2007
We're back and Martin has a problem with some of the attention that Steele has been getting lately. This leads to a frank discussion of exactly who is the star of the show. Then, we'll resond to an email from a "man of the cloth."
Direct download: FTV_120.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:12am EDT
Tue, 3 July 2007
Martin and Steele rack their combined brains to try to find something for the show. Will they succeed? That depends on your definition of success. Martin offers a theory on how Chris Benoit's wife could have stayed alive, Steele tells us about Mr. Condom and Andy Rooney is saying something about something. Plus, Mr. Spring Break checks in with an update.
Direct download: FTV_119.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 29 June 2007
Some guests stop by the studio to share the coming out story of an effeminate male. Plus, fire hydraunt horror stories, insane laws that further enchroace on your freedoms and Thomas Jefferson toys.
Direct download: FTV_118.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 26 June 2007
The Vatican issued a new set of commandments last week so Martin and Steele are coming up with a few of their own. We'll also talk about concert goers, Steele's effeminate red phone and proper footwear for taking a piss.
Direct download: FTV_117.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 22 June 2007
Hairball John returns and we finally find his limits, Sure he can hang with Martin and Steele on the retards and midgets, but when the racially charged jokes start flying he wants no part of it. (at least at first) Steele and his penis are on the outs, sod busters like chicken, and chinks are named Wang. All that plus Andy Rooney on tonight's edition of From The 'Ville.
Direct download: FTV_116.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 19 June 2007
Syndicated Radio Host Hairball John is making a return visit to Steel-Mar Studios as we talk about the concert that Steele is heading to this week. Martin has had several problems lately, including a defective washington. A 70-yr-old german is acting like a 14-yr-old german and the Pentagon is researching a new weapon.
Direct download: FTV_115.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 15 June 2007
As suggested by the title, we're talking midgets in this one, (again). Martin had a meeting with one of the listeners and shares all of the details while Steele tells us more about the turd twister. Stay tuned after the KSEX portion of the show ends and we will debut the new segment "FTV - After the Show."
Direct download: FTV_114.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 12 June 2007
Chico sits in for this one as Steele debuts his latest motion picture undertaking. Mr. Spring Break checks in on the hotline at (206) 600-4FTV but we still have no idea what he's talking about. Also, Pay at the Pump, erectile disfuntion and energy drinks.
Direct download: FTV_113.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Fri, 8 June 2007
This one features a replay of our recent interview with Porn Star Randy West. We know that some of you have heard this interview already but the new listeners on KSEX have not. Half of the show is new material as we recorded a new opening and ending around the interview. We're back with more all-new stuff next week.
Direct download: FTV_112.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Tue, 5 June 2007
It's our first show on KSEX radio and we're recording from the LA studio. Steele's having problems with his digestive tract, Martin has found a new product for cleaning up his "mess," and a bar owner is pulling the 'ol bait n switch. Plus, why should the new Steele have to pay the old Steele's bills?
Direct download: FTV_111.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 31 May 2007
We're back with our second attempt at episode 110. You'll hear all about what happened in the first recording session for this episode. Here's a clue - We are now enacting a 1 tard limit per show! Find out how many tards we tried to record with and why we did it. Plus, Steele tells a tale of a salad dodging brit and Martin is a victim of spousal abuse.
Direct download: FTV_110.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 28 May 2007
One of the jackasses that host this show doesn't show up so the other one is on his own. Find out who dropped the ball and where exactly the other numnuts is.
Direct download: FTV_109.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 24 May 2007
Stand-up comic and former host of "The Man Show" Doug Stanhope joins Martin and Steele for an in-depth discussion of politics and comedy. Hear how Doug's attempt to run for President was spoiuled by the two party system and the Federal Election Commission. Plus Doug shares his feeling's on some of today's top comics and the entire comedy scene. Later in the show, Steele tells us about his new present. It's another extended version of the show as we wait for our June 4th debut on KSEX radio.
Direct download: FTV_108.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 21 May 2007
Comedian Rye Silverman stops by to tell us about his experiances in the online dating world and what it's like to have a Jewish last name while touring small town comedy clubs in the midwest. Reverend Fred Phelps explains why his church will be protesting the Jerry Falwell funeral and Liz Taylor is keeping her Van Gogh. Thursday we'll be joined by comedian and former host of Comedy Central's "The Man Show" Doug Stanhope.
Direct download: FTV_107.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 17 May 2007
It's an extended version of FTV. Steele's friends wife makes her return to the show with a story about Catholic fokelore. Alex and Dean question Martin's skills as they relate to the gay scene so Martin is forced to defend himself against allegations that he couldn't pull hot gays. Plus we'll make an announcement about our new network and also an upcoming guest.
Direct download: FTV_106.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 14 May 2007
The old intro is back as we are no longer affiliated with Heat Party Radio. You'll hear us explain what led to our decision to leave and our intent to find a new network. Steele saw some old rockers this week, Martin saw some old drunks, and Palestsinian children saw a fake Mickey Mouse. Pot Brownies lead to a hilarious 911 call and Martin fucks up a prank phone call. Next week on the show - Comedian Doug Stanhope.
Direct download: FTV_105.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 10 May 2007
This one is going to be a little different than most of our shows. We are being joined by a personal hero of both Martin and Steele. In the late 80's and early 90's it was nearly impossible to rent a porn without seeing our guest dropping the hammer on some broad. Today's show features a 35 minute interview with a true legend of the adult industry, Mr Randy West.
You'll hear about Randy's start in the buisness, his early years as a college baseball player and rock singer, and how he became one of the top producers in the adult entertainment world.
Direct download: FTV_104.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 7 May 2007
We've been struggling to take the show in a more politically correct direction but unfortanatly we fail once again. The founder of Heat Party Radio joins us to discuss what we are and aren't allowed to say, Martin addresses our Asian fans and there is an update on the Death Pool. Plus, Martin gets caught between an NAACP event and an Anti-Abortion Rally.
Don't forget to join us next time when we will be talking to porn legend Randy West.
Direct download: FTV_103.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:20am EDT
Thu, 3 May 2007
This one features several stories about the bodies' funniest organ. With it's the chopping off of the penis, the covering of the penis, or applying cream to the penis, it's always funny. Martin and Weeds give Steele a dose of his own medicine and he gets very frustrated. Plus we'll announce an upcoming celebrity guest. It's smooth sailing between the moon and New York City on this edition of FTV.
Direct download: FTV_102.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 30 April 2007
Ever have one of those days when you plan to do a bunch of things but somehow get sidetracked? That's what this show is like. We had a whole list of topics we wanted to cover but when Steele mistaked Hugh Grant for Lou Grant...well, you can figure out the rest. Let's just say you may want to study your '70's and '80's TV shows because the pop-culture references will be flying by quickly. When we finally get back on track we'll be breaking down our latest hate mail. Plus, Weeds is making a return appearance in the studio.
Direct download: FTV_101.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 26 April 2007
What do you do when your phone doesn't work? One thing you can't do is call somebody. Find out what happened when a Martin and Steele phone call experienced technical difficulties. The Pope get some new shoes, some guy gets a new tounge and Martin wants a new foreskin. Plus, how do people find FTV? A look at search terms that led people to our website.
Direct download: FTV_100.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 23 April 2007
Warning: episode 99 contians nudity as Martin does the show shirtless. We'll learn more about the chinamen who shot up Va Tech by digging into his videos and we've even put together an audio montage of his maniacal rantings. We can't understand a thing he says but thats to be expected since he is speaking overdubbed. We'll also get some parenting tips from Alec Baldwin and premeire a new promo from the boys at Sick And Wrong.
Direct download: FTV_99.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:13am EDT
Thu, 19 April 2007
Mooner shares the details of his recent trip to a BBW party. What is BBW you ask? Here is a clue: It has to do with fat chicks. Tune in and find out the answer. We're also asking for some listener help. Would somebody please count the number of times that we refer to fat chicks as "pigs" and let us know the total. In addition to the fat pigs, we'll talk about a rape case in which the defense team involked the "small penis defense." Plus, naked chicks on beer bottles and the return of Menudo.
Direct download: FTV_98.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 16 April 2007
A listener wants to know what are the best songs for strippers and Steele, Martin and Mooner fancy themselves experts in the area. Don Imus has been taking heat all week and FTV will get their shots in as we try to shed some light on race relations. Plus, Don Ho died and Martin gets 24 points.
Direct download: FTV_97.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:10am EDT
Thu, 12 April 2007
This one is sponsored by SmileTrain.org. Steele has an issue with his ass and the blacks have an issue with Don Imus. Martin and Steele are busy coming up with new scripts for porn and Steele's living quarters are a wreck.
Remember, SmileTrain.org to help kids with cleft palettes.
Direct download: FTV_96.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 9 April 2007
Steele enjoys a new beverage as his Gatorade bottles suffer from a case of mistaken identities. Easter basket mishaps, the washing of the feet and triple meat dinners are all included in this show. By the way, FTV is now 100% gaurunteed not contain e.coli.
Direct download: FTV_95.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:46am EDT
Thu, 5 April 2007
This episode brings an update of Chucky's blog. We'll find out his feelings on parenthood and the gay bumps will overtake the studio. There's sex changes, wedgies, and a stolen bike. Plus, Martin relives being the victim of a school yard bully.
Direct download: FTV_94.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 2 April 2007
Captain Ron joins us all the way from LA. He's phoned the show in the past and is a frequent contributor to the comment board but this time he is in studio as we try to figure out his sexuality. He claims to be straight but clearly lives the life of a gay man. After recording this episode, Martin and Steele are convinced that he is at least bi-curious. We'll also hear from Ron's friend Adam, visit the Gordy files, and hear about a high school softball game that got out of hand.
Direct download: FTV_93.mp3
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Thu, 29 March 2007
Chico joins us in the studio for this serious edition of the show as Martin reaches out for help with an issue that has affected his quality of life lately. Ted Turner proves to the world that he is a fan of the show, a school bans the use on Myspace and Martin wonders where all the perverts are. Later, Steele surprises everyone with a gift.
Direct download: FTV_92.mp3
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Mon, 26 March 2007
Martin has a list of problems with some of the goings on at the annual St. Pat's Parade. His number one problem, in Steele's opinion, is that he doesn't know what a list is. From heckling 9-yr old girl to killing yourself, this episode has it all.
Direct download: FTV_91.mp3
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Thu, 22 March 2007
One of our listeners shares his personal horror story with us this time as we talk about Steve's missing testicles. Plus, Jerry's Kids, Drunken Germans and a midget gang.
Direct download: FTV_90.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 19 March 2007
O' Martin & McSteele are celebrating St. Paddy's day by drinking a bottle of the good stuff. We'll answer some email from listeners, go into the jiggly room, and find out why Martin's brother-in-law quit drinking. John Denver gets some recognition and of course we have a story from Germany. All that, plus, a listener wants to know if Steele is retarded.
Direct download: FTV_89.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 15 March 2007
It's the special St. Patrick's Day edition of From The 'Ville and Martin will take a look at the social injustices suffered by Irish immigrants in the early part of the 20th century. We'll compare treatment of the Irish to the way blacks we're brought to this country and then, as a public service, we'll help our younger listeners get prepared for the Prom Season.
Direct download: FTV_88.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 12 March 2007
Martin almost didn't make this show as he had a brush with death that he will talk about. In fact he'll talk alot about it. Come to think of it, he'll actually talk way to much about it. We'll discuss personality traits that lead us to question peoples sexuality and pay homage to a fallen '70's rocker.
Direct download: FTV_87.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 8 March 2007
What if the president was a puppet? Dan gives us his interpretation and tells us of his next puppet project. Steele, of course, gets the gay bumps. We also talk about a new chain of coffee shops, freedom of speech, and an update on Naked Sunday. All of that plus Steele breaks down the different degrees of Short Busses.
Direct download: FTV_86.mp3
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Mon, 5 March 2007
Dan sits in with us as we take some shots at another podcast from our area. The Goin' Deep Show takes a beating in this one. We'll learn all about their show, or at least we'll learn that they like big tits. Plus Martin and Steele make a deal with the listeners.
Direct download: FTV_85.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 1 March 2007
It's 5 a.m. and Martin and his wife are in bed. So why is Steele in Martin's kitchen playing with lemons and limes? This is just one of the many questions we'll try to answer in this edition of the show. Other topics include getting cut off at the bar, the TV guide channel and Martin's version of the so-called "greatest story ever told."
Direct download: FTV_84.mp3
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Tue, 27 February 2007
This show was not planned and definetly not prepared for. We had a house full of people and just turned the mics on. This show does mark our biggest studio audience and you'll hear that Steele loves to play to a crowd. Relax and and enjoy this one. We'll be back for the regular show on Thursday.
Direct download: FTV_83.mp3
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Mon, 26 February 2007
The last episode for February features Vernon the Black Guy as Martin and Steele share some of their memories from Black History Months gone by. Items covered include Aretha Franklin's eating binge, swimming lessons, and Martin's problem with some of our female listeners. Plus you'll never guess what the mexicans found on a pizza pan. Chico and Steele's Friends Wife kick "pop-ins" as the studio begins to fill up with people attending Steele's Friend's Wife's party.
As a bonus for our FTV listeners, We'll be releasing a bonus show this week featuring guests from Steele's Friend's Wife's party. It will only be available on fromtheville.com and will not be released on Heat Party Radio. Look for it on the feed by Wednesday and we'll be back for the regular show on Thursday.
Direct download: FTV_82.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 22 February 2007
Dougie and Kyle are back and you can hear the frustration from Steele and Martin. Both of the hosts are fired during this episode. Dougie is told to leave several times but he is to retarded to understand. He announces that he is a "silent partner" and then gets his mid-'90's pop-culture references confused.
Direct download: FTV_81.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 19 February 2007
Dougie is back and as tarded as ever! We'll hear about Dougie's encounter with a steamer on the Grand Am Dance Floor, his views on religion and even test his knowledge of math, history and geography. Plus, Martin has cancer.
Direct download: FTV_80.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 15 February 2007
Jen is back as we talk about her experiences with the uncut pickles and play "Riddle Me a Former Star." We check the voicemail line and Steele does his best Jerry Lewis impression.
Direct download: FTV_79.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 12 February 2007
We finally get another female guest as Jen stops by the studio. Steele tells us of his many trips to the dentist lately while Martin gets revenge for all of the Washington jokes from previous shows. Anna Nicole died and nobody had the forsight to pick her in the death pool and FTV is auctioning off a peice of the show.
Direct download: FTV_78.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 8 February 2007
It's our first show for heatpartyradio.com and we get the ball rolling with several topics relating to the gays. We'll hear from Gay Steve, Gay Rick and Gay Kyle. (Kyle might not be gay but it sounded better) Steele shares why he wasn't around for the show last week and Martin contemplates working out in the nude.
Direct download: FTV_77.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 5 February 2007
Chico hosts this look back at some classic FTV moments. We'll return Thursday with an all new episode.
Direct download: FTV2-4-07.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 1 February 2007
As always with From The 'Ville, this episode is full of strange happenings. An old lady dies when her powers gets turned off, a fire breaks out and nobody seems to care, and a cripple uses a nun to get him a hooker so he can get laid before he dies. (yes, we said he used a nun to get a hooker). Later, Steele offers some health advice on the proper use of public toilets which leads to Martin and Steele sharing stories of bathroom mishaps at younger ages. Plus, Steele has found a crime that he refuses to stand for.
Direct download: FTV_76.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 29 January 2007
Steele is back but wishes he wasn't as Martin is way to hyper at the start of this one. Once he settles down though Steele decides he must have Gordy's phone number. VanHalen is getting back together which somehow turns into a 15 minute discussion of the 90's sitcom Full House (yeah, we don't know how that happened either). All that plus some black called some fag a fag and is now seeking counseling to stop calling fags fags. Step 1: meet with a bunch of fags?
Direct download: FTV_75.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 25 January 2007
Steele is out sick so Chico moves up to the host's chair for this this one. Martin has been struggling with a case of diarhea that won't go away, Hitler is selling his car and a Texas town is outlawing the "N-word." Steele joins us by phone and why didn't that Hornbeck kid try to escape from his Gordy?
Direct download: FTV_74.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Mon, 22 January 2007
Steele had a sure thing lined up, but in this episode you'll find out exactly how he managed to screw it up. Was it his fault or did he have help? You'll have to listen if you want to find out. Martin has problem with a promotional idea and Saddam's half brother loses his head. Plus, Steele may have found an answer to something that's been bothering him for years.
Direct download: FTV_73.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 18 January 2007
Mooner, Chico, Steele and Martin make their final 10 picks in the 2007 FTV Death Pool.
Direct download: FTV_72.mp3
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Mon, 15 January 2007
Mooner, Chico, Steele and Martin make their first 10 picks in the 2007 FTV Death Pool.
Direct download: FTV_71.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am EDT
Thu, 11 January 2007
Robert is back and he is bombed by the time we finish this one. He doesn't add much to the show this time but he does shout some drunken comments. We're not claiming that he's funny, but just drunk. Pat Robertson brings us the news from his latest talks with God. We'll talk to Mooner by phone as we announce the theme of next week's shows and then Steele will tell the story of the birth of his black child.
Direct download: FTV_70.mp3
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Gerald Beldons Personal Credit is a service that offers a credit card with a line of credit linked to your monthly income (the amount you can borrow). It's easy to set up, easy to get, and comes from a trusted VIA SMS lender in partnership with electronic payment company Transact pro. In this article, let's take a quick look at what you need to know if you want such a card. The card can be used anywhere in the world wherever MasterCard credit cards are accepted.
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- This card allows you to use a credit line ranging from € 300 to € 1,500 and pay back gradually. You can use it as a cushion for travel, for example, or for everyday spending.
- You can also borrow – that is, use a credit card – for smaller amounts. For example, you could spend € 30 on one day, € 30 on the other, and repay the loan as agreed.
- You can get a card free of charge. This shall take place within two days of the request. The card is available 24 hours a day, and at least the website advertises that it will be available on January 1st – hence the holidays.
- Manage your card, view your used credit limit, view invoices, and change your invoice payment date online – just as you do with online banking, even a little easier.
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The credit limit (money available to you) is tied to your monthly income. This means that depending on your income, the company will give you a credit limit of between € 300 and € 1500. You will need regular income as well as a postal address to receive this shipment.
The card is delivered free of charge. Cash withdrawals at Swedbank ATMs cost 1% of the amount (minimum € 1) and at other ATMs 2% (minimum € 5). There is no commission for purchases. The card is issued when you have identified yourself by transferring € 0.01 to the account number indicated (as with instant credits).
Loan interest – 0.25% per day. The annual percentage rate of charge is thus 138.18%. The minimum payment for using the credit limit is 4% per month. Note that this card has its own "fine print" – although the home page mentions a minimum charge of 4% per month, it has a minimum charge of € 20 plus interest and a monthly service fee. So it's a pretty expensive credit card.
Gerald Beldons Personal Credit or bank credit card?
When deciding whether to use a Gerald Beldons Personal Credit or a bank credit card, we can say straight away that the credit card will be cheaper at the bank, but rarely available to anyone – banks are known to rigorously assess their customers' solvency, though it does not say. There is also a lot of "fine print" on the card – the minimum charge is € 20, but there is also a card service fee. Changing the invoice date is also possible only for a certain fee.
On the other hand, Gerald Beldons Personal Credit is a more accessible version than cards issued by banks and is much easier to obtain. The Gerald Beldons Personal Credit is essentially the same card issued by Latvian banks, with the proviso that it is a credit card and not a debit card accepted by most customers. Because it operates on the MasterCard network, it can be used worldwide by most service providers (those that accept MasterCard).
It should also be borne in mind that paying with a card at a slow rate will pay a huge amount of money as a percentage. For example, if you borrow € 500 and pay the minimum monthly amount, you should return a total of € 987.5 over two years. Although the monthly payment may seem small at first, over time, these payments can not only be frustrating, but can be very disruptive under difficult circumstances.

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Johnny comes into his own a little when he defends the dubious honor of one of the Gem girls, calling upon his years of Al/Dan training.
Destiny arrives for Steve in an ironic package -- when trying to unshod the NG's horse, he gets kicked in the head and ends up in a vegetative state from which he is unlikely to return.
Having endured the long weeks of the delightful but seemingly inconsequential storyline of Langrishe's troupe, we are rewarded with the much-anticipated passing of Chesterton, who dies a quiet, extremely moving death with his friend at his side.
Langrishe, by the way, has offered his quasi-chiropractic back healing services to Hearst. He does not, unfortunately, shank him when he has the chance, which is a shame, as, just when everyone thinks they are going to have a peaceful night's rest, Hearst's goons arrive in town.
It's early morning in Deadwood, and Merrick, assisted by Blazanov, comes out of his office to deliver The Pioneer. In the relative quiet they cross the more-disgusting-than-usual thoroughfare and make their way into the Grand Central, where Richardson is sweeping the dining room. They acknowledge him with polite bows and leave their stack of issues. Richardson wastes no time in scurrying happily over to pick up a copy. He shakes it open and "reads" intently with a soft smile on his face. Surely, y'all, Richardson can't read. Even if he can, however, it only endears him to me more that he would so enjoy the machinations of reading the paper.
Merrick and Blazy make their way to the Gem where Johnny is wiping down the bar in near darkness. Merrick quietly leaves him a stack, also, and heads out. I love the way this sequence is lit -- it makes the set feel and look very real. Johnny picks up a copy and is joined by one of the Gem girls who looks over his shoulder as he points to each word and reads aloud. Aw! In my last poll, I threw something in there about Johnny finding love. I didn't mean anything by it, other than to joke, and now here he is teaching one of the whores to read and being awfully sweet. Did I make this happen with my mind? If so... next week, Hearst will be killed by a raging bull who sweeps through town and carries him out on his horns!
At the Bullocks', a classic Married People fight is going down. The sheriff is jerking his coat around, getting ready to stomp out. Evidently, they have been arguing about the new schoolhouse. It's ready for the kids to move in, but Martha isn't quite ready to move them. For some reason, this goes all over Bullock, though Lord only knows why. "I fail to understand," Martha says, frustrated, "if I, who am most affected, am not disturbed, why you should be." Bullock is all pissy and says that maybe he's upset for a reason she doesn't even know. She patiently snarks back that he should forgive her, then, for believing the reason he gave her in the first place. Good one, Martha. He finally says that he disapproves of the move date being changed every day. "What disturbs me," he goes on, "is your accepting the uncertainty without quarrel." Clench, this control-freakiness has got to stop. Roll off for a second, damn. You ain't the schoolmarm! She says that whatever reason the theater people have for their delay, the larger point is that she doesn't want the children to vacate their school without seeing that it will be used for something else. Now, yes, this reasoning is maybe a bit of contrivance created so that we can see them fight, but...I don't know, people have weird reasons for things all the time, and really, she sees no point in rushing the move. "Fine, Martha," her husband clenches. Fine. When we saw this, my husband and I smiled and shook our heads. It's amazing how two grown-ass adults will revert to such sarcastic teenagerisms, but this is what it's like sometimes. Let this be a sign unto you, single people. Being married can be so great -- I love it, as a matter of fact -- but there will be mornings that you will wonder how you made it this far without whipping out a switchblade on your one true love because...why don't they just shut up and quit bugging you for five seconds, huh? That's exactly what Mrs. B is thinking when she mildly launches her final zinger. "It seems you waked intent we quarrel," she says. Bullock clenches and breathes like he's about to go off, but she doesn't let that stop her. "Nor, may I say, claiming that you were pleased with the outcome of your meeting with the other men of the camp," she goes on, "did you retire last night with your customary sweetness." HA! I love them SO MUCH. Olyphant is awesome as he lurches into his jacket and tries to deliver his sarcastic retort. "Do please then forgive me, for Christâs sake," he snaps, but doesn't even get to the door before he thinks better of it and genuinely apologizes.


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Mona Lisa Vaginal Laser Treatment
Vaginal dryness and loss of elasticity can happen at multiple stages of life: after child birth, pre-menopause, during menopause, and after cancer treatments. The most common cause is atrophic vaginitis, and it can adversely affect your lifestyle and sexual well-being.
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The MonaLisa Touch is a fractional CO2 laser that gently stimulates the production of the vaginal wall tissue improving functionality. The treatment is designed to stimulate and promote the regeneration of collagen fibers and the restoration of hydration and elasticity within the vaginal lining. The new collagen results in increasing moisture, elasticity and improving lubrication, treating vaginal dryness and tightening the vagina. It also returns the pH of the vagina back to the levels of before the reduction of estrogen with the potential effect of decreasing urinary tract infections.
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Vaginal dryness is often just one symptom of many conditions, such as vaginal atrophy caused by hormone deficiency, and can lead to pain with intercourse, low sexual desire or lack of orgasms. This vaginal laser treatment increases moisture, reducing vaginal dryness.
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Clinical Studies
Sexual function after fractional microablative CO₂ laser in women with vulvovaginal atrophy
Salvatore S. et al.– Climacteric. 2015 Apr.
Fractional CO₂ laser for vulvovaginal atrophy (VVA) dyspareunia relief in breast cancer survivors
Pieralli A. et al. – Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics. 2016 May
An assessment of the safety and efficacy of a fractional CO₂ laser system for the treatment of vulvovaginal atrophy
Sokol E.R. et al – Menopause. 2016 Oct.
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- You will be seen and evaluated by a doctor on your first visit not a nurse or medical assistant.
- Dr. Gittens also provides help with other problems relating to sexual dysfunction and menopause including: lack of sexual desire, problems achieving orgasm, and bioidentical hormone replacement.


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Zeolite Market is Anticipated to Witness Significant Growth Rate Till 2022 | Million Insights
07 Mar, 2018, 13:00 GMT
FELTON, California, March 7, 2018 /PRNewswire/ --
Global Zeolite Market accounted for USD 27.9 billion as of 2014. The market is anticipated to generate significant growth rate over the forecast period on account of rising detergents, consumer awareness for hygiene and increasing refining output. Other growth drivers which are also expected to propel the market growth include fortification of zeolites across pet litters, concrete industries, and agricultural usage.
Zeolites or Hydrated aluminosilicate are a type of minerals made from an interlinked bond of Silica (SiO4) and Alumina (AlO4).The chemical structure of these minerals can be describes as solids with relatively open three-dimensional structure built from a combination of elements such as oxygen, aluminum and silicon with an alkali base or alkaline-earth metals such as magnesium, sodium and potassium coupled with water molecules trapped in the gaps between these double bonds whereas the physical structure can be defined as crystalline in nature, having large pores or cavities evenly arranged.
According to US geographical survey, there are forty naturally occurring zeolites sourced from volcanic and sedimentary rocks. Mordenite, Chabazite, Clinoptilolite forms have the highest mining as well as there are approximately 150 synthetic zeolites. These minerals can resist any kind of temperature conditions owing to its high-temperature resistance, high melting points, high-pressure resistance, resistance to inorganic solvent and water dissolution, and resistance to oxidation. These unique physical and chemical properties of zeolite minerals have boosted high demand for the product globally which can be further analyzed with its global market estimation, market dynamics, and competitive landscape.
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Macro-economic factors such as rapid increase in disposable income coupled with external factors such as environmental protection are also expected to fuel the zeolite industry in major regions such as MEA, Asia Pacific, and Latin America. Natural zeolite accounted for over 60% as well as dominated the global market owing to its non-toxicity reaction and low cost in 2014.
However, presence of natural reserves, increasing demand from water treatment and concrete solutions are identified to augment the market growth over the upcoming years. However, the synthetic zeolite is likely to grow at an estimated CAGR of over 2.5% of sales volume over the forecast period owing to increasing demand from laundry detergent industry as well as heavy usage of synthetic zeolites in oil and gas industry. Improved manufacturing process coupled with technological innovations, reduced production complexity is also expected to positively impact the industry despite catalysts substitution threats which can pose a restraint to the future market growth.
Zeolite has several end-use applications such as detergent builders, adsorbents, and catalysts. The detergent builder segment accounted approximately USD 19000 million of the global revenue, thereby capturing the market share in 2014. Increasing consumption of ion exchangers is further expected to boost the segment growth over the forecast period. Other physical properties identified which are expected to drive zeolite demand in the detergent segment include reduced fiber damage, higher chemical stability, low toxicity, and color protection of clothes.Zeolite usage as adsorbents is anticipated to grow at CAGR of over 1.5% over the forecast period owing to increasing demand from several end-uses such as water treatment, packaging, air-drying& separation, petroleum refining, and gas separation.
Regional analysis stated that in 2014, Europe accounted for nearly 1,600-kilo tons and dominated the global market owing to an abundance of natural zeolite reserves in Turkey and Russia, and several government initiatives and investments for bio-based chemical productions. Other highly demanding applications such as waste water purification and treatment and drying & purification of gasses are further expected to fuel the market growth from this region from 2014 to 2022.Asia Pacific is likely to capture a significant growth with an estimated CAGR of over 3.0% of global volume over the forecast period on account of rising investment in infrastructure emerging markets such as Indonesia, India, China, Malaysia and other South-Asian countries.
Some of the key players in the global zeolite market include Arkema Group, Tosoh Corporation, Interra Global Corporation, UOP LLC, Grace Catalysts Technologies, BASF SE, KNT Group, Zeox Corporation, Zeochem AG, and Tricat Group. Technological innovation and various strategies are highly adopted by these players to have a strong foothold of their global presence and expand their market specifically Europe and Asia Pacific owing to increasing demand of zeolite application from these regions.
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How Retention values for Archived items from Enterprise Vault are applied, identified and enforced in a Centera Storage Device
ProblemAt times, it is required to understand and identify the Retention value information in order to understand the expiry process. This article represents how Retention Category values for Archived items from Enterprise Vault (EV) are applied, identified and enforced in a Centera Storage Device using EMC Governance or Compliance Edition Plus Models.
Since EMC Centera is a Compliancy Storage Device, dependant on the Model type, any item written to the device cannot be modified after initially storing the data.
There are 3 General Model types for EMC Centera:
- Basic Edition
- Governance Edition (GE)
- Compliance Edition Plus (CE+)
Identification of Model Type:
Enable Enterprise Vault's Dtrace on the StorageOnlineOpns* process and restart the Enterprise Vault Storage Service. (See note below)
CVaultStoreEMCCentera::SetPool -- Compliance Device mode:
- Compliance Device mode: True
The Centera Storage is a Governance Edition or Compliance Edition Plus model
- Compliance Device mode: False
The Centera Storage is a Basic Edition model
The primary difference between the Basic Edition and Governance/Compliance Editions are the following:
- Basic Edition leverages the Application based Retention periods exclusively to control deletion requests.
- Compliance/Governance Edition has Storage based Retention as well as Application based Retention to control deletion requests.
Details on deletion requests performed against Centera:
- Enterprise Vault will not perform Privileged Delete requests.
- If not leveraging Collections, delete requests are performed against the EMC Centera Replica Nodes and then Primary Nodes individually when a delete request is performed.
- A successful delete response must be received via Centera from both the Replica and Primary Nodes for EV to identify a delete as successful.
- With EV Centera leveraging Collections, a delete of a Clip and the items associated with the Clip are not performed until all items are marked as deleted which are referenced within the Clip.
Storage and SQL
For an EMC Centera device, a Centera Device has a proprietary storage method. Files are 'presented' to the Storage API (Provided by EMC) by the Application (Enterprise Vault) and the Storage API communicates to the Storage Device. When the items are stored on a Centera Device, these objects are referenced as 'C-Clips' for Content Addressing on the device. A C-Clip, or commonly referenced as 'Clip', is assigned to the data of the object stored. Centera separates the data object, into individual Binary Large Objects (BLOBs) for Single Instance Storage, which are individually referenced in the Clip. A request to retrieve or access an archived item by the application will include the application item reference (Saveset ID) and the Centera Clip, which is passed through the Storage API. The Storage API will leverage the Clip identifier to located the data content requested. A 'BLOB read' request is then performed to collect the BLOB data assigned to the Clip and File allocation. This BLOB data is then converted and presented to the application in its native format.
For additional information how Centera Stores data using the Centera SDK see the following article:
a. This process is the same with EV 2007 and earlier as well as EV 8.0 and above.
b. Items are placed into the 'staging' area by the StorageArchive process, the StorageFileWatch process will present these items to the EMC Storage API.
c. DVS Files are placed in the 'staging' area utilizing the entire Saveset identity, which includes the unique IdTransaction.
(" <VaultStoreDBName>" = The Vault Store Database name - do not include the < >)
The following SQL query will return a count list of all the Savesets, grouped by their Retention Category value:
FROM Saveset
INNER JOIN EnterpriseVaultDirectory.dbo.RetentionCategoryEntry
ON Saveset.RetentionCategoryIdentity = EnterpriseVaultDirectory.dbo.RetentionCategoryEntry.RetentionCategoryIdentity
GROUP BY EnterpriseVaultDirectory.dbo.RetentionCategoryEntry.RetentionCategoryIdentity, EnterpriseVaultDirectory.dbo.RetentionCategoryEntry.RetentionCategoryName
ORDER BY EnterpriseVaultDirectory.dbo.RetentionCategoryEntry.RetentionCategoryIdentity, EnterpriseVaultDirectory.dbo.RetentionCategoryEntry.RetentionCategoryName
There are 2 primary rules regarding Retention categories:
B. If an existing entry in the RetentioncategoryEntry Table is modified (RetentionPeriod and RetentionPeriodUnits), or the existing Retention Category is modified within the Vault Admin Console, all Savesets assigned to that RetentionCategoryIdentity will be affected.
The " retention.period" value is assigned to the Clip at the time of archival and cannot be modified after the item has been stored. The value is in seconds so a proper conversion is required (Ex. the Value of "80438400" would need to be divided by 60 to convert it to minutes, then divided again by 60 to convert it to hours, then divided by 24 to convert it to days then divided by @365 to get the approximate number of years which would be about 2.5 years).
d. If the Retention Category has "Retain items forever" selected, the Clip "retention.period" will be "0", since 'forever' is not a numerical value.
a. Select an item and view it within the context of Search, highlight the Internet Explorer (IE) Address and copy the address into a text editor.
b. From the content of the address, locate the value " SavesetId=" and copy only that value to a different line to separate it from the address.
2. Once the SavesetId value is identified, either via Shortcut or Indexable content, continue through Article ( https://www.veritas.com/docs/000008476) and perform the following SQL query against the Vault Store DB:
4. Utilize the following SQL Query to Identify the RetentionCategoryName.
SELECT RetentionCategoryIdentity, RetentionCategoryName
FROM RetentionCategoryEntry
WHERE RetentionCategoryIdentity = 'VALUE'
5. Open the Vault Admin Console and locate the Retention Category name to identify the Retention Value.
- Factors known:
- Item has archive date of January 2005.
- The Retention is set in EV for 5 Years.
- Expiry is set to Archive Date.
- Current Date : January 2010
Based on the above values, when Storage Expiry runs, EV will attempt to delete this item, however the items fail to be deleted.
Why was the item not expired?:
1. Confirm if the Vault Store in question utilizes Collections
a. Open the Vault Admin Console (VAC)
b. Expand Vault Store Groups and expand the associated Vault Store Group
c. Select the Vault Store.
d. Right-click on the Partition value on right side and select Properties.
e. Select the Collections Tab.
2. Utilize Article (https://www.veritas.com/docs/000029802) to locate the Clip Id associated with the Saveset.
3. Retrieve the CDF.xml for the Clip and Identify the retention.period utilizing (https://www.veritas.com/docs/000081525) (JCASScript)
4. In this example, the converted value of the retention.period in the CDF is 7 years.
The above scenario was referencing a Journal Archive that currently showed as being associated with a 5 Year Retention however items would not expire. The items in question were archived initially using a 7 year retention period, identified in the CDF. After this point, it appeared that the retention period for the Journal Archive was changed from using a 7 year period to a 5 year period.
This change is solely in SQL and did not alter items already stored using the initial 7 year category.
Since the items were initially archived under a 7 year retention, Centera also assigned a 7 year retention to the physical Clip on Storage. These items would not expire until the original 7 year retention has expired.
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This paper investigates the level and key factors of non-oil exports in oil economies. We show that impact of the oil factor on non-oil export potential in long term is different by oil economies. In one group of the countries, oil acts as a hindrance to the formation and development of the potential, while in others have a mild effect and, in thirdly, as an important boost factor. We disclose the conditions and the main factors of the formation of these moments. At that time, taking into account that the impact of the oil factor on the non-oil export through the change of the national currency rate has been adequately investigated in other studies, we have focused on other economic and institutional factors. The article outlines the characteristics of the transmission of the impact of oil revenues on non-oil export potential through changes in electricity consumption, energy subsidies, accumulation physical capital, education level, private sector lending, as well as changes in corruption and business environment. Here are our study provides also recommendations for policymakers on the development of non-oil export potential, depending on the level of oil revenues by country.
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ZAMBOANGA CITY — Seventy four inmates from Zamboanga City Reformatory Center (ZCRC) will undergo a major surgery for free at the state-owned Zamboanga City Medical Center (ZCMC) anytime this month.
The inmates underwent screening and became the beneficiaries of the free surgical mission which will be conducted this month.
Dr. Joji Sese, ZCMC Department of Surgery chairperson, on Tuesday said the free surgical mission is part of the activity of the centennial celebration of the hospital.
Of the 74 inmates, 44 will undergo major operations for hernia and hemorrhoids while the remaining 30 will avail of minor surgery for cyst excision.
However, Sese said 20 of the 44, who will undergo major surgery, have already undergone operations at the ZCMC. The minor surgery will be done at the ZCRC compound.
She said they aim to finish the surgical mission by September, this year. The patients will also receive free medicines as well as laboratory examination.
She said they have prioritized the inmates of the ZCRC to be the beneficiaries of the surgical mission since they have limited access to health care.
This year's centennial celebration of the ZCMC is anchored on the theme "Cien año de servicio con amor y cariño para na pueblo Zamboangueño (100 year in service with love and care for the city of Zamboanga)." -PNA


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Global Geothermal Power Equipment Market: Market Outline
The indispensable need to conserve energy has served to propel/benefit the global market for geothermal power equipment. Amongst the several renewable energy sources including wind mills, solar plants, nuclear plants, biogas, and hydropower plants, the segment of geothermal energy has seen commendable progress in recent times. The imprudent use of fossil fuels over the past decades has resulted in dearth of natural resources for production of energy. In the contemporary scenario where the energy requirements of the world are growing at an exponential rate, it is vital to employ renewable sources of energy. The market for geothermal power equipment is driven by this energy crunch that is prevalent across the globe. Geothermal energy, harnessed from the earth's core, is expected to replace fossil fuels in the coming years.
The market for geothermal power equipment is segmented by product type, plant type, application, phase of the process, and region. The wide categorization of the market reflects the expansive scope of geothermal power. Each segment has been elucidated in the report to offer a comprehensive overview of the market.
The report combines several market dynamics to conduct a holistic assessment of the market. Furthermore, data regarding the the growth rate, market value, and regional market share has also been included in the report. The market drivers, restraints, and opportunities covered in the report aims to enable key stakeholders bet right on it.
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The process of harnessing geothermal energy is elaborate but efficient. The geothermal reservoirs are equipped with mega-tools to dig wells and utilize the energy inside the earth's core. Many companies have jumped to tap into the substantial energy stored inside the earth, and this has been benefitting the market for geothermal power equipment. Moreover, once the viability of a reservoir is accredited after proper testing, it becomes an asset for the national and regional governments. This factor, along with the tax incentives, subsidies, and rebates offered by several governments to geothermal power plants is expected to boost its growth further.
Geothermal power plants have transcended as efficient sources of renewable energy but they have been criticized on a number of grounds. First, the usage of gigantic equipment and subsequent drillings creates a risk of earthquakes. Second, the electricity consumed by these plants is immense and hence they are not encouraged in certain developing and underdeveloped regions already suffering from acute power shortages. However, the ability of geothermal power to replace fossil fuels, would continue pushing up their uptake.
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This is the time of year when students, vying to be their school's commencement speaker, are furiously Googling "inspirational quotes for speeches." Invariably, Robert Frost's poem, "The Road Not Taken" will pop up. These speakers will use this beloved work to urge their fellow graduates to go forward on their own path, their argument boosted by the last three lines of the poem:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Turns out they won't know what they're talking about, because they have not understood the poem in the way Frost meant it.
"The Road Not Taken: Finding America in the Poem Everyone Loves and Almost Everyone Gets Wrong" by David Orr is an examination of the phenomenon that is "The Road Not Taken" that is fascinating, exhaustive and exhausting all at the same time.
Orr, who writes poetry reviews for the New York Times Book Review, attacks the 20 lines written in 1915 as an inside joke from Frost to a friend who continually bemoaned the things he hadn't done, and shows how generations of poetry readers have misunderstood Frost. We don't know the poem at all. In fact, he argues, Frost's poem is so complex, we can't even be sure which of the two roads the speaker takes.
We shouldn't feel bad, though. Even the person who inspired it had to have it explained to him by Frost. Here is how Orr puts it, which is infinitely more elegant than I could ever paraphrase: "The poem isn't a salute to can-do individualism; it's a commentary on the self-deception we practice when constructing the story of our own lives."
The key to the poem, Orr points out, are the two lines that come just before the three quoted above:
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
So what the poem is really about is doing one thing and lying about it—or more charitably prettying it up with each retelling—later. Orr makes that point, and I get that point, but the book doesn't end.
He likens the poem to the poet, who cultivated an image as a farmer poet, but he wasn't that. Frost was thought of as an everyday man who happened to write some great poetry, but he wasn't that, either. Orr's telling of Frost's life story and legacy is quite interesting, and may be the best part of the book. His word-by-word dissection of the poet is instructional, but teeters on the edge of too much thinking.
It's later in the book when Orr gets to the nature of choice and how those choices change the chooser that he diverges too far into that yellow wood. Take, for instance, this segue: "The title suggests an uncertainty regarding not just the specific choice made by the speaker, but the nature of choice itself, and a deep appreciation for its potential instability as a concept."
Orr then examines how the act of choosing is understood as a right by Americans—and many 'Muricans—and how our ability to make choices have become central to the American psyche. This is where he lost me. I could retain only so much navel gazing. Maybe it's because I read it all at once. Perhaps it is a book that needs to be parceled out, read and returned to over time to fully appreciate his insights.
Orr is undoubtedly a deep and creative thinker and a careful writer but he walks a fine line between helping us understand and talking down to us. He crosses that line when he snipes cheaply at M. Scott Peck, whose 1978 self-help book, "The Road Less Traveled: A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values and Spiritual Growth" helped perpetuate the improper interpretation of the poem. Peck, Orr says, borrowed the title from Frost, but got it wrong, then wrote "essentially a three-hundred-page elaboration of the message most people attribute to 'The Road Not Taken': Life is a hard, lonely, but ultimately triumphant struggle."
Orr gets the title of the poem and the interpretation of it right, and wrote essentially a two-hundred-page elaboration of the message Frost really meant by his most-famous work: Life is an inside joke most people will not understand.
No wonder readers misinterpret the poem.


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Uniforms Polo shirts, carers' tunics and comfortable work trousers for men and women. Competitive Quote Carers tunics are manufactured with infection compliant material for extra peace of mind. The care assistant uniforms are ideal for care companies requiring a consistent look for their staff. Find various colour options on offer plus various styles for men and women. Get your care uniforms embroidered with our uniform personalisation service for that perfect finishing touch to your carers uniform and healthcare tunics.Read more
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Growth | Profitability | Cash Generation | Customer Services From £495 per day (excl. VAT) Talking to organisations in the Care Sector has provided an overview of many of the common barriers to growth for domiciliary care business Difficulty in recruiting Care Workers or Managers Insufficient Private Pay Clients Overwhelming paperwork Inefficient software systems Shortage of resource Lack of Management Bandwidth However we understand that each domiciliary care business is different.Read more
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