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- In 2017 the NCA closed down some FM stations.
- According to the NCA the radio stations were closed because of various infractions
- The Communication Minister said they have closed 57 out of the 144 FM stations in Ghana.
The Minister of Communications, Ursula Owusu Ekuful has said that the National Communications Authority (NCA) has closed down 57 out of the 144 Frequency Modulations (FM) stations.
The 57 stations that were closed down were due to various infractions in an audit exercise by the NCA.
Speaking when she took her turn at the 'Meet the Press' series Mrs Owusu-Ekuful said: "in accordance with the decisions of the Electronic Communication Tribunal (ECT), 30 out of the 57 stations have submitted fresh applications for FM authorisations, out of which 15 have been processed."
"The applications for the remaining 15 FM stations are still being processed and the outcomes will be communicated to them after they have gone through all the requisite processes, which include technical review, management review and board approval," she added.
She also indicated that 27 out of the 57 stations that were closed down had not submitted fresh applications for new FM authorisations.
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The NCA embarked on an audit of all radio stations in the country in 2017. After this, the NCA imposed sanctions on FM stations that have been operating with expired authorisations.
Some people accused the NCA of deliberately closing radio stations affiliated to opposition political parties.
However, the minister at the press conference said those allegations are unfortunate and not worth believing.
"It is factually incorrect and a blatant untruth to say, as some, including former President John Mahama and the Media Foundation for West Africa, who really ought to have known better, sought to portray, that only opposition radio stations have been targeted for closure, using the law."
"No such intention actuated this exercise, and I am not sure we can claim that all the 144 stations in breach of the Electronic Communications Act were opposition radio stations. I know of XYZ and Radio Gold, and the latter had operated without renewing its authorisation for 16 years. The stations are certainly not untouchable or above the law, as some would have us believe," she added.
Also, the radio stations that were dissatisfied with the NCA's decision filed individual appeals at the ECT in November 2017. Meanwhile, other defaulters filed as a group, under the auspices of the Ghana Independent Broadcasters Association (GIBA).
In June 2018, the ECT delivered a unanimous decision in the case of GIBA vs NCA Appeal No.: (ECT/APP/02/2017).
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Today the Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts (AACTA) are proud to announce that Sam Neill, one of Australia and New Zealand's most admired and respected actors, will be honoured with the Longford Lyell Award at the 2019 AACTA Awards Ceremony presented by Foxtel.
First presented in 1968, the Longford Lyell Award honours Australian film pioneer Raymond Longford and his partner in filmmaking and life, Lottie Lyell. The Award is the highest honour that the Australian Academy can bestow upon an individual and recognises a person who has made a truly outstanding contribution to the enrichment of Australia's screen environment and culture.
Making his feature film debut in Roger Donaldson's SLEEPING DOGS in 1979, Neill was spotted by Australian producer Margaret Fink who led him to his breakthrough role in Gillian Armstrong's six time AFI Award winning classic MY BRILLIANT CAREER opposite Judy Davis. The film garnered global critical acclaim, and shortly after, Neill landed his first international feature film, THE FINAL CONFLICT (1981) where he played the Antichrist Damien Thorn in the third installment of THE OMEN franchise.
Neill rapidly gained international recognition for his performance as British spy Sidney Reilly in the television mini-series REILLY: ACE OF SPIES (1983), for which he earned his first Golden Globe® nomination for Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or Motion Picture. He also starred alongside Jodie Foster in THE BLOOD OF OTHERS (1984), Hugo Weaving in FOR LOVE ALONE (1986) and opposite three time Oscar® winner Meryl Streep in Fred Schepisi's BAFTA® nominated drama PLENTY (1985). Neill, Streep and Schepisi reunited in Australia in 1988 to film EVIL ANGELS, a dramatization of the infamous case of Azaria Chamberlain, which received both Oscar® and Golden Globe® nominations and earned Neill his first AFI Award for Best Actor in a Lead Role.
After appearing in fellow Longford Lyell recipient Phillip Noyce's four-time AFI Award winning thriller DEAD CALM (1989) opposite Nicole Kidman, Neill took the lead in the cult Aussie classic DEATH IN BRUNSWICK (1991) earning another AFI Award nomination for Best Lead Actor followed by his second Golden Globe nomination for Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for Television for ONE AGAINST THE WIND (1992).
In 1993, Neill's career skyrocketed, starring opposite Holly Hunter in Jane Campion's Oscar®, Golden Globe®, AFI Award and Palme d'Or winning drama THE PIANO and gave a career defining performance as Dr. Alan Grant in Steven Spielberg's celebrated blockbuster JURASSIC PARK. Now a household name with enough star-power to voice a character in an episode of THE SIMPSONS (1994), Neill has performed alongside Hollywood heavyweights including: Robert Downey Jr and Hugh Grant in RESTORATION (1995); John Cleese and Lena Headey in THE JUNGLE BOOK (1994); and Scarlett Johansson in THE HORSE WHISPERER (1998).
After working with acclaimed director and actor Robert Redford in his 1998 film THE HORSE WHISPERER, and alongside Robin Williams in Chris Columbus' 1999 Sci-fi drama BICENTENNIAL MAN, Neill received his third Golden Globe® nomination for Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or Motion Picture for his performance as the titular role in MERLIN (1999).
Neill's remarkable career spans almost five decades with over 130 film and television performance credits to his name, not to mention his directorial work on THE BRUSH-OFF (2004) for which he was nominated for an AFI Award for Best Direction in Television. Recently, he has starred in HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE (2016) and Marvel's THOR: RAGNAROK (2017) – both by acclaimed New Zealand director Taika Waititi, Warwick Thornton's multiple AACTA Award winning western SWEET COUNRY (2018), and Rachel Ward's PALM BEACH (2019) in which he starred alongside long-time collaborator and 2018 Longford Lyell recipient Bryan Brown. Neill brings the role of Paddy Payne to life in Rachel Griffith's AACTA Award nominated biopic RIDE LIKE A GIRL.
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Date: March 28, 2020 08:21PM
I'm looking to build another spinning rod. I had built a 7' medium power rod on a Hydra NG series blank. It's a nice rod, but probably because I had unrealistic expectations, I've never been completely happy with it. So instead of having yet another rod that isn't being used sitting around the house, I'm selling it to my tournament partner. I've let him use it for a couple of days, and he loves it so much that he went out and bought a new 3000 series Stradic to put on it.
Amyhow, there are two blanks in Rod Geeks' Carbon 4 line up that I am interested in. One of them is the C466MF. 6 - 14# line, 1/4 - 5/8 oz lure weights, fast action, and the other is the C4610MXF. The C4610MXF has the same line and lure weight ratings as the C466MF, but with an extra fast action. I'd really like to be able to fish a drop shot on this new rod, so the 610MXF is the blank I am leaning towards. The problem I am having is, I am afraid the 610MXF may not have the backbone I am looking for. I have a rod built on a Pac Bay Quickline QLSJ782 that I absolutely love, but it's tip is just a bit too stiff to be a good drop shot rod, But it has the back bone I am looking for. The IP for QLSJ782 is 522.
Would anyone happen to know the IP numbers for either of the blanks I mentioned?
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Date: March 29, 2020 01:24PM
Don't have a 610, but my 68MXF has a considerably softer tip than the 66MF.
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Date: March 29, 2020 03:35PM
I have an sciv 610mxf.. tip is MUCH softer than a 66mf blank
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Date: March 29, 2020 06:32PM
Spencer and Thomas. Thank you very much for your responses. I truly appreciate them. Spencer, I'm not surprised at your response. I kind f figured the tip on the xf was going to be softer. How would you say the back bone is on 68MXF? I guess what I'm asking is what percentage of the blank is soft tip before it shuts off and becomes back bone?
And Thomas, since you have experience with the sciv 610mxf blank, I'd like to ask if you the same question I asked Spencer. I want the soft tip, but I am looking for a blank with some back bone. If you're familiar with the Eternity2 ETES 610MXF blank I was expecting it to have a soft tip, and an good back bone. It's got the tip, it just doesn't have the back bone.
Thanks again for the responses guys. Very much appreciated.
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Date: March 29, 2020 07:44PM
David, I am experienced with the ETEC blank as well ( I built as a dropshot spinning rod). The 610mxf St Croix has a whole lot more power for sure!! Even the mlxf st Croix will have more power than that Eternity. Please don't misunderstand me, I am not knocking the Eternity by any means, if it wasn't the best for my style of fishing I wouldn't have one in my arsenal!!
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Date: March 29, 2020 07:57PM
Thomas, thank you for the quick response. Very much appreciated. I just want to be clear on something. ETEC was the designation for a casting blank in the Eternity series. Just want to be sure we are talking about the same Eternity blank. I am talking about the spinning blank.
If we are talking about the ETES 610MXF blank, then I am glad to hear that you feel the St Croix blank has a whole lot more power than the Eternity blank. And like you, I am in no way knocking the Eternity blank, either here or in other threads I have mentioned it in. It's an outstanding blank, and the rod I built on it is absolutely gorgeous, with all top notch components. Full carbon fiber rear grip, skeleton reel seat with woven graphite insert, and a KR concept guide train using Fuji T2 titanium guides with SIC rings. If it had the power I was looking for I'd ask it to marry me.
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Date: March 30, 2020 09:27AM
David, my mistake I was referring to the spinning rod, the ETES. I really wish I had picked up more of the series when they were available. I carry three of the eternity 2's every time I launch the boat.
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Date: March 30, 2020 10:40AM
Thomas. I really appreciate your thoughts. Thank you. I think I am going to give the Rod Geeks C4610mxf a shot. It sounds like what I am looking for, and it has the blank dimensions that will work with the grips I just got in from Utmost.
Thanks again !!
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WAUKESHA, Wis. � A mail carrier had a blood-alcohol level nearly four times the legal limit when he was arrested for driving his delivery truck into oncoming traffic and crashing into a sign, police said.
Thomas Lahiff was incoherent Friday when he returned to the post office, where he was arrested about an hour after the crash, Police Capt. Mike Babe said. He said tests showed the 46-year-old�s blood-alcohol level was 0.31 percent.
Lahiff now faces a drunken-driving charge and was ticketed for hit-and-run causing property damage, Babe said. Police said Lahiff�s postal truck had crossed into oncoming traffic, jumped a curb and hit a �no parking� sign. It happened about an hour before he returned to the post office, and it�s not clear where he was in the meantime, Babe said.
Postal Service spokeswoman JoAnne Blackburn said Lahiff was involved in an accident and would not be delivering mail pending an investigation, but she would not elaborate.
MAKASSAR, Indonesia � A fisherman found a piece of a Boeing 737 that disappeared more than 10 days ago, the first hard evidence that the plane carrying 102 people had crashed into the sea off northwestern Indonesia, a top search official said today.
The piece of tail from Adam Air Flight KI-574 was recovered yesterday in the Makassar Strait, 185 miles off Sulawesi Island�s coast, said Eddy Suyanto, the head of search and rescue operations.
Suyanto told reporters the serial number on the yard-long tail stabilizer matched the one given to the search and rescue teams by Boeing.
No survivors or bodies have been recovered, Suyanto said.
�This morning I would like to report the finding of a part of Adam Air,� Suyanto said, adding that the piece was discovered by a fisherman late yesterday and handed over to authorities early today.
�The part is a tail horizontal stabilizer, the right side, with a length of about one meter (yard).�
BUCHAREST, Romania � The family that owns a Transylvanian castle famous for its connections to the 15th century medieval ruler who inspired �Dracula� said yesterday it wants to sell the fortress to local authorities for $78 million.
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Maples declined to speak in court, with his lawyer telling U.S. District Judge Ricardo Hinojosa that Maples faced pending litigation. He didn�t speak to reporters outside court except to joke �to take good shots so I look good.�
ANKARA, Turkey � A 12-year-old died by hanging himself from the ceiling of his home, a hospital said yesterday, and family members said the boy was copying Saddam Hussein�s execution.
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Radikal newspaper quoted the boy�s father as saying that the youngster had been affected by television images of Saddam�s execution.
NEW YORK � When a mysterious odor wafted through the city this week, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg quickly appeared on television to reassure unnerved New Yorkers that the smell � whatever it was � was harmless.
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Dear Fellow SASAS members
The current year has been quite eventful and was punctuated with a number of notable events that are worth remembering. First and foremost, I should hasten to express my sincere appreciation for the trust bestowed on the new Council recently ushered during our successful congress in Bloemfontein in June 2019. Thank you for exercising your responsibility as dedicated members of our esteemed society in electing a capable leadership that is ready to serve. It is equally fitting that I should acknowledge the wonderful efforts of the previous Council under the leadership of Prof Esté Van Marle-Köster. Her leadership was admirable.
The Free State Branch also presented a memorable congress that has seen the society keeping an upward trajectory in the number of delegates. The congress had a healthy balance between local and international invited speakers. We are indebted to the selfless contributions of the many people that have availed their time in organising the congress. This bodes well for the society and therefore a word of appreciation is in order.
On a rather sad note, the society lost one of its greatest servants in Prof Voster Muchenje of the University of Fort Hare. He will be truly remembered for his immense contribution particularly in the providing outstanding editorial services as shown by the rapid increase in the number of articles submitted and published in our journal. His dedication and love for his science is something to be emulated by all. He was an exemplary scientist in the true sense of the word. We are eternally indebted to his family. May his soul rest in peace.
On a positive note, I am happy to inform you that the Council appointed Prof Michael MacNeil as the new Editor-In-Chief for the South African Journal for Animal Science from 1 August 2019. Prof MacNeil is a native of the United State and brings immense editorial experience having worked with a number of highly ranked international journals. I am pleased to welcome him and wish him well in this new and exciting responsibility. It will be greatly appreciated if you could provide him with all the support needed to effectively discharge his responsibility.
Lastly, the Council will be relying on your expertise and volunteerism in ensuring that the society makes its marked contribution in providing solutions to animal agriculture for the benefit of our nation and the continent.
Points of interest accruing from the last council meetings
The new SASAS Council (with portfolios):
Prof A. Maiwashe (President, Congress and branches committee), Mr K. Ramsay (Honorary President), Dr T.J. Dugmore (Vice-President, Governance committee), Prof M.L. Makgahlela (Public Relations committee), Prof J.B.J. van Ryssen (Executive Secretary), Dr F-H de Witt (Professional Development committee), Dr C. Mapiye (Publications committee), Prof K.A. Nephawe (Education committee), Dr N.B. Nengovhela (Awards committee), Ms N. Snyman (Professional Development committee), Prof E. van Marle-Köster (Ex- Officio).
Frequency of Congresses
This issue was referred to council by the AGM, and council decided that congresses must be held annually, i.e. there will be a congress in 2020. Branches could propose the structure or format of the congress (e.g. joint congress with other societies or industry bodies) for consideration and final approval by the Council provided that such a proposal advances the objectives of the society.
Membership issues
Membership fee for full members for 2020 has been increased by R 50.00, totalling R 900.00. Fees for the other membership categories remain unchanged;
Retired members will pay in future the same registration fee for SASAS congresses as student members;
The CPD committee for Animal Science is focusing on the Candidate Mentorship programme for young animal scientists.
It has been noted that members are experiencing challenges with the new online payment system for membership (PayFast). Council resolved that a "how-to" manual will be developed and shared with members to facilitate the payment process.
The David Uys Trophy for 2018 was presented at the Gala dinner to the authors of the article: S. Washaya, J. Mupangwa & V. Muchenje., 2018. Chemical composition of Lablab purpureus and Vigna unguiculata and their subsequent effects on methane production in Xhosa lop-eared goats. S. Afr. J. Anim. Sci. 48, 445-458.
Student postgraduate bursary: Ms M.A. (Michaela) Boshoff of the University of Stellenbosch.
Medal recipients for 2018 and 2019, presented at the Congress Gala dinner
Bronze Medal
Dr C.J.L. (Linde) du Toit (2018); Mr P.T. Muvhali (2018); Ms R.A. Engels (2019); Dr J.dV. (Joseph) van Wyngaard (2019)
Silver Medal
Mr Keith Ramsay (2018); Mr Heiko Köster (2019)
Gold Medal
Dr J.J. (Buks) Olivier (2019)
Winners of the student competition for the best paper presentation at the 2019 SASAS Congress
The purpose of this award is to award the outstanding presentation of science by students in short papers at the SASAS Congress, without regard to discipline or sophistication. The prizes are sponsored by Dr Mike MacNeil for Delta G in the USA.
First prize
Ms N T Chabalala – University of South Africa; Agricultural Research Council – Animal Production.
Title: The blue water footprint of primary beef production systems in South Africa
Second Prize
Mr S S M Nkabinde – University of Pretoria; Southern African Grain Laboratory.
Title: Intrinsic factors contributing to variation in the AMEn value of maize for broiler chickens
Third Prize
Ms S Mdyogolo – University of the Free State; Agricultural Research Council – Animal Production.
Title: Linkage disequilibrium and characterization of haplotype blocks in South African Brahman and Afrikaner breeds using medium and high-density genotypes
South African Journal of Animal Science (SAJAS)
The Impact Factor of SAJAS for 2018 is 0.653.
Based on the method of calculating an impact factor, the high IF of 2017 (0.981) could be attributed largely to the large number of citations (316) that SAJAS received from the publishing of the special issue in 2013: "A balanced perspective on animal production, from environment to human health". This emphasizes the advantage in terms of IF of publishing review articles.
Members are encouraged to submit review articles for publication.
For SAJAS to qualify as an Open Access journal, a plagiarism check is compulsory. This check will be done on each submitted article.
2019 is the last year that hard copies of SAJAS will be printed. Quite a number of surplus printed copies of issues are available, and members are invited to contact the secretariat for copies to complete their collection or those of the libraries in their organizations.
Applied Animal Husbandry & Rural Development (AAH&RD)
To get AAH&RD accredited with the Department of Higher Education and Training, at least 10 articles per volume (year) for five years have to be published in a volume. Members are urged to support this journal and submit contributions.
Kindest regards
Prof Norman Maiwashe
President: South African Society for Animal Science (SASAS)


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This past week something rather remarkable happened: First, the New York Times published two major investigative pieces on the pervasive exploitation and occupational health hazards experienced by workers in the nail salon industry. And then the really astonishing part—Governor Cuomo of New York issued emergency measures two days later to combat the horrendous inequities and toxic chemical exposures that manicurists face. Rarely do we see such swift, decisive government action in response to reports highlighting environmental and social injustices—and rarely do we see the convergence of evidence-based science, skilled health advocacy, first-rate journalism, and responsive government result in such an immediate, positive outcome. Of course it will take much longer yet for large scale changes that fully protect these workers to take place, but this is an impressive first step.


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The initial RPI rankings of the prep football season revealed the obvious: Baker and Niceville are in the driver's seat.
Their undefeated starts and strength of schedules have afforded them that.
Niceville (7-0, 3-0) and its .696 RPI leads District 1-7A and trails only District 3-7A frontrunner Edgewater (.724) in the Region 1 standings.
Just how good have the undefeated Eagles been?
They've outscored foes 180-64, posted two shutouts and have been played to within a possession just once — a 16-13 win over perennial powerhouse Lincoln.
But with three games left on the slate they'll be heavily favored to win, first-year Niceville coach Grant Thompson isn't letting the success go to their head.
"We kind of figured we'd be in this spot, but we got a lot of football to play and there's a lot of good teams out there," said Thompson, whose Eagles host district foe Tate Friday at 7 p.m. "We're not gonna get caught up in the rankings because there's a lot of variables – strength of schedule, opponents' strength of schedule, opponents' opponents' strength of schedule.
"We're just gonna focus on getting better every week."
Baker (6-0), meanwhile, is ranked not only atop Region 1-1A but all of 1A with a .708 RPI, the nearest region foe Freeport (6-1) at .642.
The Gators, fresh off a 55-12 win at previously unbeaten Freeport, have outscored foes 251-57 and have won 35 straight regular-season games.
"We're right where we want to be," Baker coach Matt Brunson said. "Of course it'll play out for the next four games, but at the same time if you would've wrote a script saying we have the No. 1 ranking, we'd be thrilled. Definitely having homefield advantage in the playoffs is important."
As for the rest of the area, seven of the 10 area schools would be playoff bound if the postseason began today.
To illustrate the strength of District 1-7A, four teams would occupy the eight playoff spots – Lincoln (4-2, 3-1), Crestview (4-3, 3-1) and Navarre (4-3, 1-2) would be the 5-through-8 seeds.
"We knew that going in," Thompson said of the stacked league. "It's just a strong district with a lot of teams with rich history."
Crestview, proud owner of a three-game win streak, has the week off before hosting Lincoln and Navarre hosts district foe Chiles (3-3, 1-2) Friday for a 7:30 p.m. kickoff.
Aforementioned Freeport is seeded second in Region 1-1A and travels Friday to Jay (2-4).
In 5A, Choctaw (3-3, 2-0) is ranked well within the playoff picture at No. 6 in Region 1 with a .494 RPI headed into Friday's District 1 road trip to Arnold (3-3, 0-1), which is seeded eighth in the playoff picture.
South Walton (3-3) is currently the No. 5 seed in Region 1-4A with a .514 RPI headed into Friday's home matchup against 1A powerhouse Northview (4-2). Walton (3-4) is the No. 8 seed in Region 1-3A with a .495 RPI headed into this week's bye.
Fort Walton Beach (3-4, 0-2) is 12th in Region 1-6A with a .472 RPI headed into Friday's road trip to undefeated Booker T. Washington (6-0, 4-0). The Vikings are well back of eighth-seeded New Smyrna's .521 mark for the final playoff spot.
Rocky Bayou (0-6) is 10th with a .360 RPI in Region 1-2A headed into Friday's home tilt against Munroe (1-5).