text:
"He thought he was going to get a kiss from a pretty girl, but instead I blew a trumpet in his face!"
iParty With Victorious[2] is the 11th-13th episode of Season Four, and 81st-83rd overall. It is the show's second three-part movie after iGo to Japan. It includes various guest stars from Victorious including Victoria Justice as Tori Vega, Leon Thomas III as André Harris, Matt Bennett as Robbie Shapiro, Elizabeth "Liz" Gillies as Jade West, Ariana Grande as Cat Valentine, Avan Jogia as Beck Oliver, Daniella Monet as Trina Vega and Eric Lange as Erwin Sikowitz. Kenan Thompson stars as himself in this episode and Cameron Stewart as Steven Carson.The episode drew 7.316 million viewers, making it the highest rated television program for the week. It also took the #1 spot, ranking as the number-one entertainment telecast of 2011 across all TV with kids 6-11, and tweens 9-14. It posted huge triple-digit gains over last year's like time period and averaged a 9.8/3.5 million K2-11 (+188%), 13.3/2.9 million K6-11 (+136%) and 13.7/2.9 million T9-14 (+234%).
The extended version drew 3.597 million views on premiere (less than half the audience of the original), but the 11 AM repeat the following Sunday exceeded that with 3.665 million viewers.
This is only counted as an iCarly episode (hence the iTitle), and not as a Victorious episode.
Plot:Carly has been happily dating a boy named Steven Carson, who divides his time between Seattle and Los Angeles because his parents are divorced, for three months. What she doesn't know is that he is also dating Tori Vega when he spends time in Los Angeles. At Hollywood Arts, André is psyched that his uncle sold a house to Kenan Thompson, who allows him to have a "small party" there. Because of Rex tweeting about it, way more people than André expected come (including an irritating guy in a panda bear costume, whom Andre and Kenan try to get rid of). Kenan Thompson is cool with it, though, because he considers anything less than 500 people a "small" party.
Rex challenges the party guests to rap battles after Robbie wrecks the karaoke machine and defeats everyone, but is eventually beaten by Sam.
After Carly finds a pic of Steven and Tori on TheSlap.com, Sam suspects him of cheating on Carly and the iCarly team decides to attend the party at Kenan Thompson's house to find out the truth. Just before leaving for Los Angeles, Freddie realizes something and points it out to the rest of the gang: with how popular their webshow is, people might recognize them from iCarly, and questions how they're going to look for Steven at the party without anyone recognizing them. Spencer reveals that an ex-girlfriend of his works as a makeup artist for TV and movies in LA, and he convinces her to help him and the iCarly gang—Carly, Sam and Freddie are given heavy prosthetic makeup while Gibby's given a hat, sunglasses and a fake mole. With the exception of one guy recognizing Gibby (who Gibby is forced to knock unconscious so he doesn't tell his friends about him and the iCarly trio being at the party), they're able to sneak into the party and look for Steven without being recognized. After Carly sees Steven giving Tori the exact same charm bracelet he gave her and also kissing, she discusses her course of action with Sam and Freddie when Tori comes in. After telling her about Steven dating both of them, they team up to take revenge on him. With Kenan Thompson's help, they reveal Steven to be a cheater and a liar live on iCarly.
Cat has an infection in her throat and uses a headband with a bluetooth speaker and her PearPhone to communicate.
Trina babysits Lane's friend's kids for Lane. She wants to go to the party, so she just takes them with her, and gives them to Cat. But later, Cat loses them and Lane finds them asleep by some garbage cans.
Sikowitz, Beck, Jade, and Spencer spend the time in Kenan Thompson's jacuzzi.
At the end, the main cast of both shows sings a mash-up of their theme songs (Leave It All To Me and Make It Shine). The mash-up is titled Leave It All To Shine.
Extended scenes
- At the beginning when Mrs. Benson makes an appearance (which lasted more than the first one), Sam and Freddie mention Steven in mock dreamy tones of voice.
- Mrs. Benson asks Spencer why he is in his sculpture and before he can answer she cuts him off.
- Gibby is shown in class balancing quarters on his elbow and breaks a kid's glasses when he tries to whip his arm around and catch them.
- When Steven sneaks up behind Carly, and playfully threatens to take her love and affection, she pretends to be afraid claiming that all she has are hugs and kisses.
- Tori and Steven are seen watching the extended webcast of iCarly (previously seen on iCarly.com), and Steven claims to have never heard of iCarly or the web-show hosts.
- Festus is shown giving Tori a mushroom pizza and running away upon hearing Cat's new voice, before Trina runs towards Tori to talk about the party. After their conversation about the party, Trina trades Tori's pizza for her pizza crust after finding out that hers has mushrooms in it. Then Sinjin takes the pizza crust that was given to Tori so now she is seen going back to the Grub Truck.
- Mr. Howard is talking about Sacagawea before he calls Carly and Sam up.
- Tori and Jade (along with Beck) have an argument over the lyrics to the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
- Before Cat is given her speech headband, she writes notes on paper to communicate. Andre asks Cat if she knows where Robbie is, and Cat writes "NO". Andre asked why she just didn't shake her head no, and walks away. Cat then writes "BYE".
- It is revealed what Spencer's book club was talking about before Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Gibby came home. There is also added dialogue about a baby shower after the book club ladies leave.
- After Sam emerges as Regina Goodbody, Gibby says "No way that could be Sam." She then proceeds to prove it is her by putting him in a headlock.
- When the Victorious gang arrive at the Kenan's house, after they leave the room, Cat says that she wants someone to pay attention to her.
- André, wanting only a 'small' party, wanders into several rooms in Kenan's house and moans "awww" in dismay at the number of partygoers in each. In the last room he goes into, he sees a kitten at the party and says "awww!" before leaving a second later.
- Gibby, as Roger, tries to hit on some girls, but they ignore him. Gibby concludes that some girls like his mole while others don't, since Cat said she likes the mole.
- Before Trina gives the kids to Cat, Mabel tells Trina that it's past their bedtime and they want to go home. Mabel also says that Wilson needs to take his medicine, and Wilson is asleep.
- Before Gibby enters the room with the blonde kid he punches, Gibby asks people in a different room where the fake mole is.
- Tori shows Trina and Cat her new charm bracelet that Steven gave her.
- There is an alternate take for the scene where Sikowitz notices Mabel and Wilson; instead of everyone sitting awkwardly and Sikowitz drinking a coconut, everyone is holding a corn dog, including the kids.
- There is another jacuzzi scene where Spencer, Sikowitz, Jade, and Beck are playing the game that Jade mentions after Sinjin falls in. The game is to make an endless story, and they take turns, but four-lettered words are out of play. Spencer gets splashed because he said the word "yeah". Sikowitz also puts his arm around Spencer's shoulder, which isn't exactly something he enjoys.
- When Lane tells Trina that he found the kids asleep by some trash cans, Mabel says, "The garbage was soft."
- Several guys (included the kid that Tori mentions) rap against Rex, but he defeats them all.
- Sam's rap battle with Rex is also a little longer, with additional lyrics.
- This is the first and only time the scene when Carly throws her hat up from iPilot is not seen at the end of the opening credits.
- About a month before the episode aired, TheSlap and iCarly.com posted two posts, depicting Tori and Carly talking about their new boyfriend Steven. What the blogs made clear was that neither knew that the two Stevens were the same guy.
- Dan Schneider confirmed this episode on his Twitter and Facebook page on August 21, 2010: "Sorry I've been quiet for a few days. I'm CRAZED writing a major iCarly episode AND the iCarly/Victorious crossover. HUGE TASKS. But fun!" [3]
- A live premiere was shown in Los Angeles with the cast of both shows attending on Sat. June 4, 2011, a week ahead of the national TV showing.
- This is the first time that two casts have come together to sing a mash-up of both of their theme songs. It is called "Leave It All To Shine".
- The picture of Tori that Freddie found taken from the episode Beggin' on Your Knees.
- This is one of two times Daniella Monet who portrays as Trina Vega in fact sings seriously, with the other being at the end of the episode April Fools Blank in the song Shut up and Dance.
- The key of the mash-up song is in-between the keys (E♭ major) of the other theme songs, ("Leave It All To Me" is in the key of D major, and "Make It Shine" is in F major).
- This is the sixth time that two Nickelodeon shows do a crossover, the first time being the Rugrats/Aaahhh Real Monsters! crossover, then Rugrats Go Wild! (Rugrats/Wild Thornberries), the next three being the three Jimmy/Timmy Power Hours, the episode iStart a Fanwar, where three Drake & Josh and one Zoey 101 characters appear, and then the Big Time Rush movie "Big Time Beach Party" which included Patchy the Pirate from SpongeBob SquarePants.
- This is the second time Nickelodeon has done a crossover that is not a Nicktoon (first time being Big Time Beach Party).
- Jennette McCurdy and Miranda Cosgrove both tweeted this is the last episode of Season 4 filmed for the year. The last day on the set was September 17, 2010, but they where still filming Season 4 episodes in 2011. However this may be because to some people that iCarly has run for 6 seasons and according to them Season 5 started with iLost My Mind, therefore making this the last episode of Season 4 in their point of view.[4][5]
- Kenan Thompson makes a special appearance in the crossover.
- Mr. Howard appears in this episode after a long disappearance from the series, he wears glasses and seems to have aged. He also seems to be a responsible teacher now, (e.g. asking Carly and Sam to read their text messages out as punishment).
- It is finally found out what happened to Sam's missing dad; he left Sam's mom and said he would come back, which he didn't.
- Roger's (Gibby's) hat had the "Drake & Josh" logo on it.
- In one part of the extended version of this episode, there is a reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's theme song; Jade and Tori both argue over one of the lyrics to the song, Tori insists the lyric is "chewing some meatballs outside of the school," and Jade insists the lyric is "shooting some b-ball outside of the school" with the latter being correct. This is the second Fresh Prince reference made in iCarly; in iReunite With Missy, Sam says the chocolates Missy bought her are older than the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
- This is Dan Schneider's first crossover for television.
- A promo released on iCarly.com for iGet Pranky featured a blooper from this episode. Jennette McCurdy, Miranda Cosgrove and Nathan Kress were filming a scene in which the iCarly gang finds TheSlap.com which is from Hollywood Arts in L.A. However, after the opening line, Jerry Trainor jumped out at them from behind a counter, causing the crew to laugh hysterically.
- Originally, Steven was called Kyle and going to be played by Daniel Booko, who played Cort in iHire An Idiot, but Schneider changed it during production.
- Avan Jogia stated in a Clevver TV interview that he had to cover up his tattoo for the hot tub scene. But Elizabeth Gillies (the actress who plays Jade) is seen in various episodes of Victorious with a star tattoo on her arm, and in a video on The Slap, Beck states that Jade was getting another tattoo.
- Strangely, even though iOMG (The previous episode) ends with a cliffhanger, it is not even mentioned in this episode.
- This is the second time Spencer drives the iCarly gang to LA, the first time being in iTake on Dingo.
- This is the closest the audience has ever come to seeing Socko; in a scene of the extended version, Spencer is seen closing the door and yelling "Thanks, Socko!" after Socko gave him the keys for his van.
- Sam compares the appearance of Shelby Marx and Tori Vega to which Freddie states that Tori is 'Way Hotter' despite the fact that they are both played by Victoria Justice. Somehow, later on, none of them notice that André looks like Harper from iCarly Saves TV even though both characters are played by Leon Thomas III or that Trina looks like one of the girls who attended Nora's party in iPsycho, despite the fact they were both played by Daniella Monet.
- When Steven and Tori are watching the iCarly webcast, Carly and Sam are quoting lyrics from "I Will Survive" ("Go on, now go/walk out the door/just turn around now/'cuz you're not welcome anymore"), a song made famous by Gloria Gaynor in 1978 and covered by Cake and Chantay Savage in 1996 and by Tejano superstar Selena (as part of a disco medley) in 1995.
- The butter-sock from iTake on Dingo returns when Sam recommends using it to defeat Steven. This is the second time it appears.
- Kenan complains that half the original cast of All That borrow money from him; All That was Dan Schneider's first TV series for Nickelodeon, and Kenan Thompson was part of the original cast. Tori herself comments that she used to love that show.
- Without being moralistic, the plot shows it's important to do the right thing. Dan Schneider says people love it when a group of characters on his shows work together to achieve a common goal. The plot manages to mention topics pertinent to teens such as: children of divorce, dating, cheating, and the importance of true friendship.[6]
- Cat's Speaker headband, some of the radios from Spencer's sculpture and Carly's charm bracelet were given away as part of a prop giveway by Dan Schneider.
- One of the people in the audience calls Robbie "Samberg." This is a reference to the running gag in Victorious when people in the show compare the appearance of Andy Samberg to Robbie. Samberg is also referenced when Kenan Thompson states a list of people who tried to borrow money from him. This is also an indirect reference to Kenan Thompson's work on Saturday Night Live.
- Spencer apparently dated the make-up artist 6 years before the events of this movie, about 3 years before iCarly was made.
- At the party, songs from the episodes iFix a Pop Star, iTwins and iGet Pranky are heard. Also heard are songs from the Victorious episodes, Freak the Freak Out, The Bird Scene and The Birthweek Song.
- In this episode, Tweenpants.com is mentioned for the second time, the first time being in iSam's Mom. If you type in the URL, you are automatically redirected to iCarly.com like all websites mentioned in the show.
- This is, so far, the only episode in which anyone refers to Sam as 'Mama' besides Sam herself (Rex says, "Mama got rhyme").
- This is the first episode of iCarly to have its own unique title sequence.
- A new segment, "Random Humiliation" is introduced.
- The aliases for the iCarly Gang are:
- Chess Masterson (Freddie)
- Regina Goodbody (Sam)
- Patty Schwabb (Carly)
- Roger Mole (Gibby)
- During the end credits, the Mash-Up is seen without laugh track.
- During the scene where Carly goes to get lemonade, she whistles the chorus of the Victorious theme.
- Although only a segment of the iCarly webcast was shown in this episode, the full webcast can be viewed online at iCarly.com and in the extended version.
- Dan asked viewers 7 questions about the special. If right, watchers could win 3 prop prizes (See it here). 30 people e-mailed the correct answers in to all seven questions.
- This is the third time the title of the episode is seen in the credits. The first time was in iGo to Japan, and the second being iQuit iCarly.
- Nine days after this episode aired, on Monday June 20, 2011, Jackass star Ryan Dunn died in a car wreck in Pennsylvania. This episode also aired on Dunn's 34th birthday.
- Running gags:
- Andy Samberg: Someone repeatedly calls Robbie "Andy Samberg." Later, Kenan Thompson mentions that Andy Samberg always borrows money from him.
- Tori's cheekbones: Freddie finds Tori attractive because of her cheekbones. Kenan Thompson notes that her cheekbones are like "perfect little sugar plums." This is also a running gag in Victorious.
- Rex's tweet being used as an excuse for 'crashing' the party.
- Freddie being "assaulted" with oranges.
- Steven saying "It's one of a kind, like you."
- The mysterious panda spanking people with a tennis racket
- Kenan and/or André spotting the panda and racing after him/it.
- Sam and Carly arguing over whether Steven is cheating on Carly or not.
- Robbie saying that Rex tweeted about the party, not him.
- Sikowitz trying to scare Beck but always fails.
- "Ducks Playing Poker" is an obvious spoof of C.M. Coolidge's 16 oil paintings of "Dogs Playing Poker."
- Sam says that Mrs. Benson hasn't had a date since Seinfeld got cancelled, this implies that she divorced Freddie's father sometime in the 1990s, when Freddie was born.
- Early in the episode, Carly says "Boombah" in a manner similar to when she said "Oongah." in an earlier episode.
- When André mentions that he's having a party at Kenan's house, Rex says "What up with dat?". "What up with dat?" is part of the theme for a sketch on Saturday Night Live that Kenan Thompson is part of.
- In an interview with MTV's 10 on Top, Liz Gillies stated that all 'soft drinks' in Victorious (So probably iCarly) are actually water colored with food coloring.
- In the UK, this episode was called "iParty," so in the UK, the episode might count as a Victorious episode as well as an iCarly episode.
- Because Nickelodeon could only have a slot for a 1 hour and 30 minute movie, several scenes were removed. These included scenes such as Beck and Jade eating corn dogs and Spencer getting splashed while in the hot tub. These scenes were restored to the film in the extended edition of the episode.
- On August 27 in the US, the extended version of iParty With Victorious was released, including never seen before scenes that were cut out from the original film. Without commercials and behind-the-scenes clips that were shown in the extended edition, it's runtime is about 85 minutes (1 Hour and 25 Minutes), 15 minutes longer than the original version.
- After iPilot, iCarly Saves TV, iSaw Him First and iSaved Your Life, this is the fifth episode to have an extended edition.
- The extended version of the film has not been released on DVD.
- In the Netherlands, Belgium, Germany and Chile it is actually pretty common to eat french fries with mayonnaise, rendering a comment made in this episode moot.
- The extended version of this episode is the longest iCarly episode ever aired.
- Multiple hidden Saturday Night Live references can be seen int this special. For instance, Trina tells Tori that she and her friend have tickets to MacGruber: The Musical. Kenan is said to be "in New York", possibly confirming that the party takes place on a Saturday and Kenan is currently performing on Saturday Night Live. Andy Samberg is referenced multiple times and Rex quotes dialogue from a current SNL sketch called "What Up With Dat?", in which Kenan Thompson plays the host of a talk show with an inappropriately long theme song.
- Ariana Grande only has 3 (or 4 in the extended version) lines of dialogue. They are, "It's true.", "Yay! I love karaoke!", and "What?" as well as, in the extended version, "Oh." All other lines of dialogue are spoken by Cat's app.
- Elizabeth, Liz, Gillies said in an interview that when she (Jade), Beck, Spencer and Sikowitz were in the hot tub and Sinjin fell off the building the stunt double who did that was very tall so they were all very scared he would land on them, that also explains why Sinjin had turned around when he fell because it wasn't him.
- In one part of the episode, Carly is wearing a penny tee with the quote "SCUBA DONKEY".
- Carly's blog says STEVEN but in the second sneak peek, the picture on TheSlap.com says STEPHEN Carson. But in the episode when they see the TheSlap.com is written STEVEN CARSON.
- Daniella Monet who plays Trina Vega sings in the song "Leave It All To Shine", but Trina (the character) herself has no good vocal abilities whatsoever. Daniella Monet is, in fact, a professional singer.
- Beck said that nothing scared him, but in "Jade Dumps Beck", he was freaked out when a Rottweiler dog was attacking his dad (concerned for his dad's safety?).
- In the background in the scene where Andre tells his grandmother to go home and when Carly calls Freddie, you hear Jade and Cat singing "Give it Up." This is from Victorious episode "Freak the Freak Out." In Freak the Freak Out, Jade and Cat probably didn't record themselves singing the song and they couldn't have been performing live because Jade was in the jacuzzi with Spencer, Sikowitz, and Beck and Cat couldn't speak because of her throat growths.
- Carly and Tori say together that Steven said their charm bracelets were "one of a kind, just like you," although Steven never said the word "just."
- Unless Sam raided Kenan Thompson's refrigerator for cold butter (which has not been determined - though most likely not, because Kenan had not yet moved in), her butter sock would otherwise be rendered useless because it would have melted by the time she retrieved it from her backpack.
- When Freddie goes to find more pics of Tori, he finds a picture of her performance from the episode Beggin' on Your Knees. Beggin' on Your Knees had not occurred yet since Jade's hair is still brown and this was filmed shortly after the first season, before Jade's hair was dyed black.
- In the scene when Carly and Sam are caught texting with their PearPhones, they were holding black, but in the scene change it was blue (same as Victorious Updates).
- Tori updated her TheSlap status with a blue PearPhone although for the whole movie everyone only has a black PearPhone.
- In the scene where Trina gives Cat the two little kids, in the background you can hear the song "Give it Up", however in a previous scene, Robbie broke the sound system.
- Spencer should have worn a disguise since he can be seen in iCarly especially in iWon't Cancel The Show. Then again, he doesn't appear as frequently as the latter.
- Sam said that a long time ago she learned never to admit anything but in iOMG she admitted that she likes ham.
- When Sinjin was flung off the surfboard, he was flung so he would land back first. But when he lands in the jacuzzi, he entered face-first. However, it's possible he twisted around while falling.
- At midnight when they confronted Steven, iCarly.com was broadcasting it live but however since it was midnight not a lot of people would be awake to watch it.
- After the iCarly gang arrives at Moni's house to get their disguises, there is a brief shot of the sun setting and the "Hollywood" sign - but the sun is setting in the wrong direction. A setting sun should travel through the frame from top left to bottom right.
- Sam said that Mrs. Benson hasn't had a boyfriend "since Seinfeld got cancelled" (the date of cancellation was May 14, 1998); however she dated Lewbert in iHurt Lewbert, the original date of airing being October 18, 2008, well after the Seinfeld cancellation (of course, Sam could have been exaggerating).
- When DJ Mustang played the theme to Leave It All To Me he said that everybody knows it. However, it is not known how, due to the fact that the credits of iCarly are the only thing that start with the song on the actual show and whilst the viewers in real-life know it, it is unknown to the Danwarp universe.
- Cat's doctor told her not to talk to protect her vocal chords, but Cat said that he never said that she couldn't sing. Singing would've done more damage than talking.
- When Carly, Andre, and Cat sing "Leave it all to me..." you see Sam singing with Trina. However, in the next shot, Trina is singing alone and Sam is just gone without any time to go somewhere else.
- Sam notices that Tori and Shelby Marx share a resemblance because both characters were both played by Victoria Justice, but no one notices that André looks like Harper, despite both characters being played by Leon Thomas III, or that Trina looks like one of the girls who attended Nora's party in iPsycho, despite the fact they were both played by Daniella Monet.
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Carly: I don't know, I just feel bad for the weeds.
Sam: Weeds are nothing but green losers!
Freddie: Well, maybe weeds are just like, you know, homeless plants looking for a lawn to call their own.
Sam: I'm gonna open a can of something and eat it.
Freddie: You're eating a can of pie filling?
Sam: It's all I've got!
Carly: Which is why I'm gonna make you your favorite kind of sandwich.
Sam: [Gasp] Large?
Carly: Uh-huh.
Sam: [To Mrs. Benson] Freddie hates you.
Freddie: [hushed tone] I don't [motioning quotation marks] "hate her"!
Spencer: Mrs. Benson, not that we don't all want you to leave, but why are you here?
Marissa: Well, I don't see how a boy can make a girl that happy.
Sam: Sure, 'cause you haven't had a date since Seinfield got cancelled.
Marissa: It wasn't cancelled! Jerry chose not to do another season.
Sam: [teasingly] Your aunt sounds awesome.
Freddie: [turns to her] Like your family is not full of freaks and mutants.
Sam: Touche...
Sam: How come you've never heard about the 100-day kiss thing?
Gibby: I didn't know about it.
Sam: Well ... yeah, but ... YOU'RE a Gibby.
Freddie: You didn't know about radishes until 6 months ago.
Gibby: [holds up a radish] Well I know about 'em now, don't I?
Freddie: So who taught you this fruit game?
Sam: My mom.
Carly: Oh, no......
Freddie: See if you find out if oranges can crack a spine. [glares at Sam] 'cause I THINK THEY CAN!
Sam: Oh, man up. Or at least boy up.
Freddie: Doing! Who's she?!
Carly: She's a girl! And don't say, "doing"!
Sam: She looks like that Shelby Marx chick you fought.
Freddie: Yeah, but this girl's way hotter!
Carly: [glares at Freddie]
Freddie: I didn't say "doing."
Freddie: Here, let me see if I can find some more pics of this Tori girl.
Sam: Why?
Carly: So he can stare at her, and drool.
Freddie: I'm researching her! [2 second pause] OH! YEP! THERE IT IS!! Wow! Oh guys, oh man, look at those cheekbones! Look it, oh guys, oh she is SMOKING ho- [interrupted by Carly throwing an orange at his back] AHHHHHH!!
Carly: Boom-ba!
Sam: [to Spencer] Why are you walking like a bloated zombie?
Mr. Howard: Hey Shay! Puckett! Are you texting in my class!?
Sam: Yup.
Sam: [Reading her text message aloud to class] 'Just deal with the fact that Steven might be cheating on you.'
Carly: [Reading her text message] 'Will you stop saying that? I love him.'
Sam: Then I typed 'Colon P'.
Freddie: [to Mr. Howard] That means she stuck her tongue out.
Mr. Howard: I know all about 'Colon P'.
[class starts laughing uproariously]
Sam: Yeah, like you got a lot of room to call other people socially deprived weirdos.
Mr. Howard: Do you want to get kicked out of this class?!
Sam: It's my dream!
Mr.Howard: Too BAD!
Carly: Steven is not cheating on me!
Sam: Denial's (the Nile) not just a river in Utah.
Carly: Egypt!
Carly: He (Steven) told me I'm one of a kind!
Sam: Yes, and my dad once told my mom he was coming back. [Everyone is silent for a few seconds] So, moving on....
Freddie: The famous Kenan Thompson?!
Sam: [sarcastically] Gee... I don't know. Could be...Kenan Thompson, the butt doctor!
Beck: Jade loves jacuzzis.
Jade: Sometimes I pretend I've been captured by witches, and they are using me to make human soup.
Steven: I'm... sure you'd be delicious.
Jade: Yeah, I doubt it.
Tori: I would've brought a swimsuit if I had known--
[Sikowitz jumps up from behind the bar and plays a high note on a trumpet, causing everyone but Beck to jump back and scream]
Sikowitz: It's me! With a trumpet!
Mrs. Harris: HEY ANDRÉ!!!
André: Grandma, what are you doing at this party?!?
Mrs. Harris: REX TWEETED ABOUT IT!! WHERE'S KENAN THOMPSON!?!?
André: Grandma, please go home!
Mrs. Harris: OK ANDRÉ!! [leaves]
Steven: [to Tori] I wanted to give you this.
Tori: [Gasp] Steven! You nutball! A charm bracelet?
Carly: [to herself] Charm bracelet?! [Looks at her charm bracelet]
Steven: [to Tori] Yeah, it's one of a kind, like you.
Carly: [to herself] Okay, that hurt... that wounded me.
Tori: [to Steven] Oh my god it's beautiful... I love you.
Steven: [to Tori] I love you too. [kisses Tori]
Carly: Aaaand that killed me... now, I'm dead. [walks away]
Carly and Tori: It's one of a kind.. Just like you! Ugh!
Carly: You were right. Go ahead...say you told me so.
Sam: [Moves closer with a solemn expression] I told you so.
Freddie: [Shocked] DUDE!!
Freddie: [Wanting to beat up Steven] He deserves it!
Carly: I know. But ... you're nerdy. Steven will pound you silly.
Carly: Its okay, its okay. I'm in love with your boyfriend, so ... we're kinda even.
Tori: You have no idea how in love I am with your web show!
Carly: No, but I know how in love you are with my boyfriend...
Tori: What do you mean in love with your boyfriend??
Sam:[to Carly] You gonna knuckle down on this chick? [takes out a sock] I brought the buttersock.
Carly: Its not her fault ... We're both victims.
Sam: Yeah, but I mean...
Carly: I'm NOT gonna beat her with a sock full of butter!!!
Tori: She wants you to hurt me with butter?
Freddie: Yeah.
Sam: Okay, now that we know Steven's a stinkin' cheater, let's talk about revenge. Once again, I offer the buttersock!
Carly: [takes the buttersock from Sam] We don't just want to hurt Steven.
Tori: We don't?
Carly: [in thought] No..
Tori: [disappointed] Oh..
Tori: Come on, I wanna be a part of your iCarly unspoken communication! How are we getting back at Steven? [insistently, pointing at her charm bracelet] Topi wanna know!!!
Kenan Thompson: Now I know you're not from Northridge.
Tori: Uhh...uh uh.
Kenan Thompson: There it is. You see that? There it is right there! Why does everybody wanna borrow money from me? I mean, you guys, Andy Samberg, half the original cast of All That!
Tori: Aww, I used to love that show!
' Kenan: 'Your cheekbones- they're like just perfect little sugarplums!
Carly: No no no, we don't wanna borrow money!
Sam: Eh, now wait a second...
Carly: Ok, Sam!
Steven: Wait, this is live on iCarly?!
Carly: Uh huh! But don't worry...
Sam: Only like a million people are watching, so...
Carly: Yeah, so it's not like your whole life's over, oh wait...
Carly, Tori and Kenan Thompson: It kinda is!
Cat: Yay! I love karaoke!
Tori: Cat!
Cat: What?
Tori: Shh!! Your doctor said you weren't supposed to talk!
Cat: [singing] He didn't saay I couldn't siing!
Tori: Well, alright.
Extended Version QuotesFreddie: She's been dating a new guy.
Sam and Freddie: [in unison, mocking Carly in dreamy voices and leaning their heads together] Steven...
Mrs. Benson: Spencer, I need to have Freddie stay here.
Spencer: Yeah, no problem.
Mrs. Benson: Why are you in that thing?
Spencer: Oh. See, I was at the uh- [cut off by Mrs. Benson]
Mrs. Benson: I don't care.
Gibby: [in classroom in front of students] See, I put the stack of quarters right here on my elbow. [puts quarters on his elbow] And, now watch as I whip my hand around to try to catch the quarters before they fall. [whips arm around and tries to catch the quarters, but fails and hits a kid named Rusty in the glasses; breaking his lens]
Rusty: Ahh! Man... you broke my lens!
Gibby: Well, I just lost a buck 75 ($1.75) alright Rusty? So we all got problems. [tries to look for his quarters]
Freddie: Rusty's upset...
Gibby: [frustrated] When's Rusty not upset?
Carly: [during the web show, harassing a cactus] You're the worst cactus ever!
Sam: Stupid cactus!
Carly: You're the loser of the desert!
Sam: You have no friends!
Carly: No one wants you!
Sam: Lame cactus!
Carly: You're an embarrassment to all succulents!
Sam: Idiot! [Carly and Sam turn back to the camera and smile]
Carly: And that's how you damage the self-esteem of a cactus!
Freddie: [turns the camera onto himself] Also works on ferns, flowers, and various cheeses! [points the camera back at the girls]
Carly: Okay, we're going to move on to our next segment here on iCarly!
Sam: Which involes the brain of our disturbed friend, Gibby!
Carly: Yes! We all know that Gibby's head is full or wrong-ness...
Sam: And to demonstrate that again, let's take a look at- [huge moving cactus walks towards Carly and Sam growling]. Uh oh... it's the cactus' big brother!
Carly and Sam: [hold onto eachother and scream]
Tori: [from Los Angeles, watching the webshow with Steven; laughing] Oh my god, how funny is this? Aren't they hilarious?
Steven: Yeah, it's funny... [pretending not to know what it is] What's it called?
Tori: iCarly. [confused] You've never heard of it?
Steven: Uh... no... why?
Tori: Cause' you live in Seattle half the time, and that's where these girls do it from.
Carly: [from laptop with Sam] Go on now!
Sam: [at the cactus' big brother] Go!
Carly: [at the cactus' big brother] Walk out the door!
Sam: Just turn around now!
Carly: You're not welcome anymore!
Steven and Tori: [laughing with Steven laughing nervously]
Sam: And now...
Carly: A disturbing voyage into the depths of the ever puzzling Gibby-ish brain...
Tori: [laughing] That girl Carly's really pretty don't you think?
Steven: Sure... just uh, not my type... anyway... uh, you know, we've been going out for over 3 months.
Tori: I do... we're coming up on our 100 day kiss.
Steven: Sneak preview?
Tori: Show me the trailer. [kisses Steven]
Jade: [At the Asphalt Cafe] Who dips french fries with Mayonnaise?
Tori: It's really good. I started doing it when I - [Is cut off by Jade]
Jade: I don't need your life story. [drinks her beverage]
[Rex yawns]
Robbie: Nice nap?
Rex: Yeah. I dreamt of a life without you.
André: Hey, Cat. You seen Robbie?
[Cat writes "NO" on an index card and holds it up for André to see]
André [annoyed] Why couldn't you just do this? [shakes his head and walks away.]
[Cat writes "BYE" on an index card and holds it up.]
Sam: [Researching Tori and Steven] The picture was posted by some nerd named Robbie Shapiro, who looks a LOT like Andy Samberg, which doesn't matter, but I thought I'd point it out.
Jade: How do you even know about the party?
Sikowitz: I follow Rex!
[Robbie walks by holding Rex]
Rex: Bet you don't follow Robbie.
Sikowitz: Of course not!
Related iCarly & Victorious blog posts
External links
- Actress Jen Lilley guest starring on iParty With Victorious
- Some iPWV Behind-the-scenes photos via Jen Lilley's fan page
- Victoria Justice Reveals Details of 'iParty With Victorious' (AUDIO)
- Nickutopia iParty With Victorious Link
- Nick.com iParty With Victorious page
- iParty With Victorious" Premiere and After Party June 4th Advanced Screening Contest Info
- iParty With Victorious" Premiere and After Party June 4th Advanced Screening Contest Enter on the Fanlala Facebook Page
- Dan's blog mentioning a two-hour extended version of iParty With Victorious
- ↑ Promo for the Extended Version
- ↑ Title in pic
- ↑ Dan Schneider tweet (Aug. 21, 2010)
- ↑ "Last day on set for this season of icarly. It's been an amazing time. Gonna miss everybody a lot." --Jennette McCurdy tweet (Sept. 17, 2010)
- ↑ "Last day of this season!!! Next season I hope I'm driving myself to work! Gonna miss everybody like crazy :) " --Miranda Cosgrove tweet (Sept. 17, 2010)
- ↑ Nickelodeon invites fans to a party with Carly and Tori, Zap2it.com (June 1, 2011)


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The Houston Dynamo today announced the signing of Honduran midfielder Alexander López. The 21-year-old will be added to the Dynamo roster as a Young Designated Player upon receipt of his P-1 Visa and international transfer certificate. Per team and league policy, terms of the transaction were not disclosed.
López has played for Honduran powerhouse C.D. Olimpia since 2010, where he was a teammate of current Dynamo midfielder Boniek García. López was a regular for the Honduran national team at the 2013 CONCACAF Gold Cup, appearing in all five games and making four starts, including Honduras' semifinal loss to the United States. López provided the assist on the winning goal in Honduras' 1-0 quarterfinal win over Costa Rica.
"We've seen him up close, including last year in Champions League and this year in the Gold Cup," said Dynamo head coach Dominic Kinnear. "He is very versatile and a good fit for our team. Chris Canetti and (Director of Soccer Operations) Nick Kowba deserve credit for staying resilient, along with help from the league, to bring him here. He is a young international with a bright future and I thought he was good at the Gold Cup."
López also appeared in three games at the 2012 Olympics in London, including an appearance in Honduras' quarterfinal loss to Brazil. The midfielder has eight caps with the Honduras national team after regular appearances with the youth national teams, including the 2009 FIFA U-17 World Cup.
"I'm happy that we were able to execute this transfer and improve the team in this summer window," said Dynamo president Chris Canetti. "Alex is a young, exciting player that Dom has targeted for some time, and an excellent addition for both our short and long-term outlook. We look forward to welcoming him to our club and community as soon as possible."
READ: López could debut as early as August 17 vs. Seattle, says Canetti
López registered 18 goals and 34 assists in 51 career league games with Olimpia, including five goals last season.
As a Young Designated Player (a player between 21-23 years old), López' salary will count as $200,000 against the club's salary budget. The budget charge for the midseason signing of a Young Designated Player (23 years old and younger) is $150,000 and this amount cannot be lowered with allocation funds.
Full Name: Alexander Agustin López Rodriguez
Position: Midfielder
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 155 lbs.
Date of Birth: May 6, 1992
Birthplace: Tegucigalpa, Honduras
Citizenship: Honduras
Last Club: C.D. Olimpia (Honduras)
How Acquired: Signed via transfer from C.D. Olimpia


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This topic is for women who
want to learn about or have been diagnosed with dysfunctional uterine bleeding
(DUB). It is related to abnormal changes in
hormone levels. If you don't know what kind of
bleeding you have, see the topic
Abnormal Vaginal Bleeding.
Dysfunctional uterine bleeding is irregular bleeding from the
uterus. For example, you may get your
period more often than every 21 days or farther apart
than 35 days. Your period may last longer than 7 days. It is not serious, but
it can be annoying and can disrupt your life.
In most cases, this
problem is related to abnormal changes in hormone levels. It is not caused by other medical conditions, such as
fibroids, cancer, or blood clotting problems. Your
doctor will rule out these and other causes of vaginal bleeding to confirm that
you have dysfunctional uterine bleeding.
Dysfunctional uterine bleeding is usually caused by abnormal changes in hormone
levels. In some cases the cause of the bleeding isn't known.
Normally one of your
ovaries releases an egg during your menstrual cycle.
This is called
ovulation. Dysfunctional uterine bleeding is often
triggered when women don't ovulate. This causes abnormal changes in hormone levels and
in some cases can lead to unexpected vaginal bleeding.
Women can
also get this condition even though they ovulate, although this is less common.
Experts don't fully understand this type of vaginal bleeding. It may be caused
by changes in certain body chemicals.
You may have dysfunctional
uterine bleeding if you have one or more of the following symptoms:
Talk to your doctor if you have had irregular vaginal
bleeding for three or more menstrual cycles or if your symptoms are affecting
your daily life.
Your doctor must first rule out all other causes of vaginal bleeding
before diagnosing dysfunctional uterine bleeding. These causes include
miscarriage and problems with pregnancy. Vaginal bleeding may also be caused by
common conditions, such as uterine fibroids.
Your doctor will ask
how often, how long, and how much you have been bleeding. You may also have a
pelvic exam, urine test, blood tests, and possibly an
ultrasound. These tests will help your doctor check for other causes of your
symptoms. He or she may also take a tiny sample (biopsy) of
tissue from your uterus for testing.
You have dysfunctional
uterine bleeding if, after testing, your doctor finds no other diseases or
conditions that are causing your symptoms.
There are many things you can
do to treat dysfunctional uterine bleeding. Some are meant to return the
menstrual cycle to normal. Others are used to reduce bleeding or to stop
monthly periods. Each treatment works for some women but not others. Treatments
If you also have menstrual pain or heavy bleeding, you
can take regular doses of a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug (NSAID), such
as ibuprofen.
In some cases, doctors use
watchful waiting, or a wait-and-see approach. It may
be okay for a teen or for a woman nearing
menopause. Some teens have times of irregular vaginal
bleeding. This usually gets better over time as hormone levels even out. Women
in menopause can expect their periods to stop. They may choose to wait and see
if this happens before they try other treatments.
Learning about dysfunctional uterine bleeding:
Being diagnosed:
Getting treatment:
Health Tools help you make wise health decisions or take action to improve your health.
Dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) is irregular vaginal bleeding that is not caused by a
serious medical condition.
Normally one of your
ovaries releases an egg during your
menstrual cycle. This is called ovulation. Most women who have dysfunctional uterine
bleeding get it when their ovaries don't release an egg. This can be caused by
abnormal hormone changes. When your hormone levels are out of
balance, they can affect the
lining in your uterus, causing bleeding. Dysfunctional
uterine bleeding is common before age 20 and after age 40.
Some women have dysfunctional uterine bleeding
even though they ovulate. Experts don't fully understand this type of vaginal
bleeding. It may be caused by changes in certain body chemicals.
Symptoms of
dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) include:
Most menstrual blood is lost in the first 3 days of the
period. So excessive blood loss is possible without having
exceptionally long periods.
The symptoms of DUB can also be signs
of another, more serious
condition with similar symptoms. If your abnormal
vaginal bleeding is undiagnosed, see your doctor.
Dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) occurs most often before age 20 and after age 40.
No matter what your age, see your doctor
if you have irregular vaginal bleeding.
Risk factors (things that increase your
risk) for
dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) include:
Some women have dysfunctional uterine bleeding even though
they have no risk factors.
If you have not been diagnosed with
dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB), see the topic
Abnormal Vaginal Bleeding to find out whether you
should see your doctor.
Any big change in
menstrual pattern or amount of bleeding that affects your daily life requires
evaluation by a doctor. This includes menstrual bleeding for three
or more menstrual cycles that:
Watchful waiting is a wait-and-see approach. If
you have been diagnosed with dysfunctional uterine bleeding, you may consider
watchful waiting when:
Talk to your doctor if you have not had a menstrual
period for more than 3 months.
Health professionals who can do an initial evaluation of a
vaginal bleeding problem include:
If you need to be seen for further evaluation or surgery,
your doctor may refer you to a gynecologist.
To prepare for your appointment, see the topic Making the Most of Your Appointment.
Your doctor must first
rule out all
other medical causes of vaginal bleeding before
dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB).
First, your doctor will:
If your symptoms are severe, your doctor
suspects a serious medical problem, or you are considering a certain treatment,
you may also have one or more other tests, such as:
Endometrial cancer risk increases with
age. Also known as uterine cancer, it is most common in women over age 50,
menopause. But endometrial cancer can also
develop earlier, during perimenopause or in women who have had abnormal
bleeding for many years.
Dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) can usually be
managed with medicine to reduce bleeding and/or hormone therapy to either stop
or regulate menstrual periods. Surgical treatment is reserved for bleeding that
can't be controlled with medicine or hormone therapy.
Severe uterine
bleeding is usually treated on an emergency basis with a short course of
estrogen therapy. If that isn't effective in rare
cases, a
dilation and curettage (D&C) may be done to clear
the uterus of tissue. When needed, a
blood transfusion is used to quickly restore needed
blood volume.
If you are treated for severe uterine bleeding, you
and your doctor can then choose a treatment that is safe for the
longer term.
Your age, the cause of
your condition, and any future plans for pregnancy will impact the treatment
choices available to you.
Gonadotropin-releasing hormone analogues (GnRH-As) are
rarely used now. These drugs reduce estrogen production, making your body think
it is in menopause. This reduces or stops menstrual periods for as long as you
take the medicine. After you stop taking the medicine, your symptoms will come
back unless you are close to menopause. Side effects with GnRH-As are common.
A medicine called tranexamic acid (such as Lysteda) is sometimes used for women who have bleeding that is heavier than normal. This medicine is not a hormone. It prevents bleeding by helping blood to clot. Talk to your doctor to find out if this option is right for you.
For more information about treatment options,
If you are thinking of getting treatment for
dysfunctional uterine bleeding, evaluate the following:
The answers to these questions will help you and your
doctor select the treatment plan that is best for you.
Usually dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) results from
unpredictable hormonal changes, so it cannot be prevented. But
being overweight can affect your hormone production, which increases your risk for irregular menstrual bleeding. If you are overweight, losing weight
may help prevent dysfunctional uterine bleeding.
You can use home treatment for some
problems related to
dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB).
menstrual pain and heavy bleeding, you can use a
nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug (NSAID), such as
over-the-counter ibuprofen. This type of medicine lowers
prostaglandins, which cause menstrual pain, and
reduces bleeding during your period. An NSAID works best when you start taking
it 1 to 2 days before you expect pain to start. If you don't know when your
period will start next, take your first dose of an NSAID as soon as bleeding or
premenstrual pain starts. Take regular doses of the NSAID, as directed.
Irregular menstrual bleeding can lead to low levels of iron in the blood.
This condition is known as
anemia. You can prevent
anemia by increasing the amount of iron in your diet.
dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) with medicines
has fewer risks but doesn't always work as well as surgical treatment. If you
plan to become pregnant in the future, or if you are nearing the time when your
menstrual periods will stop (menopause), you may want to try
medicines first.
The goal of medicine
treatment for dysfunctional uterine bleeding is to reduce or eliminate blood
loss. This can be done in one or both of the following ways:
There are several hormone therapies for managing
dysfunctional uterine bleeding. These treatments help reduce bleeding and
regulate the menstrual cycle:
estrogen therapy is typically used when severe blood loss
must be quickly stopped.
Surgery is generally reserved for treating
dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB) that can't be
controlled with medicine.
The following procedures are used to treat dysfunctional
uterine bleeding.
Hysteroscopy may be done to
rule out serious uterine conditions:
Hysterectomy may be used as surgical treatment for dysfunctional
uterine bleeding when:
Regrowth of the endometrium may occur after you have endometrial ablation.
The website FamilyDoctor.org is sponsored by the American Academy of Family Physicians. It offers information on adult and child health conditions and healthy living. There are topics on medicines, doctor visits, physical and mental health issues, parenting, and more.
American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists
(ACOG) is a nonprofit organization of professionals who provide health care for
women, including teens. The ACOG Resource Center publishes manuals and patient
education materials. The Web publications section of the site has patient
education pamphlets on many women's health topics, including reproductive
health, breast-feeding, violence, and quitting smoking.
The Office on Women's Health is a service of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. It provides women's health information to a variety of
audiences, including consumers, health professionals, and researchers.
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(2011). Intrauterine device. ACOG Practice Bulletin No. 121. Obstetrics and Gynecology, 118(1): 184–196.Duckitt K, Collins S (2008). Menorrhagia, search date
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Spongy waffles
Usually waffles are served crispy, but from time to time I like to make them soft and spongy — perfect base for a plum jam! :-) This recipe makes 4 delicious, spongy waffles that you can prepare in no-time!
Bonito-dashi ramen with egg
Ramen is a delightful soup served piping hot with wheat noodle and lots of vegetables — a perfect dish that you can prepare quickly for a healthy autumn dinner or a light lunch. You can customise it almost indefinitely with ingredients you like: eggs, meat, vegetables and rice cakes. I will show you how to prepare a simple, but very tasty ramen based on bonito fish stock (bonito dashi) and eggs.
Teriyaki pork strips with shallots bento
This simple recipe requires only 3 ingredients: sliced pork loin (already mentioned minute steaks or easy steaks), shallots and teriyaki sauce. It's also one of the lazy recipes — part of it you can prepare evening before, and finish it quickly before serving or packing your bento box. Plus, marinating for a long time allows increased flavors to transfer easily across the meat!


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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A 28-year-old Jacksonville man was arrested Thursday and indicted by a federal grand jury with five counts of receiving child pornography and one count of transportation of child pornography.
If convicted on each of the counts, William Smith III faces five to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.
This case was investigated by the FBI and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement. It is being prosecuted by Assistant United States Attorneys Kelly S. Karase and D. Rodney Brown.
The case was brought as part of Project Safe Childhood, a nationwide initiative launched in May 2006 by the Department of Justice to combat the growing epidemic of child sexual exploitation and abuse.
Copyright 2012 by News4Jax.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.


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Voters in College Station overwhelmingly said no to the recall propositions for three city councilmembers Saturday night.
When all the votes were counted, Mayor Nancy Berry and Councilmembers Katy-Marie Lyles and Dave Ruesink will retain their seats by virtue of nearly three-to-one vote totals against their ousters.
The propositions to recall Berry and Ruesink failed with 73 percent of the votes each. Lyles' proposition failed with 74 percent.
Just shy of 6,000 votes were cast in each case. More than half the votes in College Station were cast in early voting, and after those ballots were counted, the three sitting councilmembers had good news. About 75% of the first set of voters were against the recalls.
The propositions came as a result of petitions signed by supporters of the community of Wellborn. Berry, Lyles and Ruesink had each voted to continue studies of the annexation of Wellborn, which drew the ire of residents there and dissatisfied College Station residents. Even prior to the final vote on annexation, enough signatures were collected to put Berry, Lyles and Ruesink on the ballot.
The three and a bevy of former representatives and community leaders said the use of recall in this case was unwarranted, as they had done nothing illegal in denying Wellborn residents the right to vote on their future or by annexing the land. They said recall should be used in the case of illegal or unseemly actions by sitting representatives.
Berry was elected mayor just last year and has two years left on her first term. Lyles will now serve out the remaining year of her first term, and has said she will not seek a second. Ruesink earned a second term in 2009, and has one year left on the council before he reaches his term limit.


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Syrian militants release Greek Orthodox nuns
DAMASCUS, Syria (AP) — Syrian militants released a group of Greek Orthodox nuns Monday in exchange for dozens of women held in government prisons — a rare deal between Damascus and al-Qaeda-linked rebels that was mediated by Qatari and Lebanese officials.
The dramatic scene of the nuns being freed from vehicles in the dead of night at the Lebanese-Syrian border, bidding their captors a surprisingly friendly farewell, ended their three-month ordeal. The nuns were captured as opposition fighters overran a Christian village and were held in a border town. They were released as government-backed forces battled their way into the strategic border town in which they were held.
It provided an unusual example of regional actors cooperating to reach across the Syrian civil war's sectarian and ideological fault lines, which have sharply split the Middle East.
The energy-rich Gulf nation of Qatar, a chief backer of the rebels fighting to topple Syrian President Bashar Assad, was involved in the mediation. Lebanon's General Security Chief Maj. Gen. Abbas Ibrahim, a powerful figure trusted by the Lebanese militant Hezbollah group and its Syrian government allies, was on hand to receive the nuns early Monday.
The 13 women said they were treated well by their captors, members of the al-Qaeda-affiliated Nusra Front. In a video released by the militant group, they appear healthy save for one elderly nun who is carried by a masked gunman to a waiting vehicle.
The video, posted by the Nusra Front on the internet Monday, shows the nuns and their captors chatting affectionately as they bid each other farewell.
An off-camera rebel voice tells the nuns that God will reward them for their suffering. "May God reward every person who sought to resolve this problem," one nun replies.
As the women reach the car, the unseen rebel says, "I was so happy to be in communication with you, and I hope that we can stay in communication, if God decides that. Please say hello to your families for me, and I hope you arrive safely."
The video appears to be consistent with Associated Press reporting.
The Damascus-based Greek Orthodox Patriarchate for Antioch and All The East hailed the nuns' release, saying their return to safety was "a message from heaven to all Christians to remain in this land (Syria) and coexist in complete harmony with Muslims."
The statement, carried by the Syrian official news service SANA, said the nuns will stay in the premises of the patriarchate and will return to Maaloula only after the town is "cleared of dirty terrorists."
Negotiations for the nuns' release had been on and off for weeks. Qatari Foreign Minister Khalid bin Mohammed al-Attiyah said in a statement carried by his country's official news agency that the energy-rich Gulf nation had been involved in the mediation that freed the nuns since December.
Opposition activists said the nuns had been held in a villa in Yabroud, a strategic Syrian town near the border with Lebanon that has been under opposition control for much of the conflict. In recent weeks, government forces have been on the offensive in the area. They've tightened the noose on the town in the past two days, increasing the pressure on the rebels to reach a deal to release the nuns.
Ibrahim, Lebanon's general security chief, and al-Attiyeh, Qatar's chief diplomat, said the Syrian government met a demand of the rebels to release more than 150 Syrian women held in prisons.
The Syrian government typically does not comment on releases in exchange for people held by rebels and did not confirm the women's release Monday.
The report of the release from government custody could not be independently confirmed, but Rami Abdurrahman, head of the Britain-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, said 150 women and three children were freed. The children were the sons and daughters of one of the female prisoners, he added.
Syrian authorities have detained children in the past, usually to pressure family members to surrender.
The Nusra video shows the three children at the scene where the exchange took place. One little girl weeps for her mother, and a masked rebel gunman holds another child as he shouts "God is great!"
Monday's exchange was reminiscent of a deal reached in October, when nine Lebanese pilgrims held in Syria for a year and a half were exchanged for two Turkish pilots held hostage in Lebanon. That deal, negotiated by Qatar and Palestinian officials, reportedly also included freeing dozens of women held in Syrian government jails to satisfy the rebels who abducted the pilgrims.
The nuns' ordeal began in early December, when they were seized by rebels from a convent in the ancient Christian town of Maaloula.
When the nuns arrived in Damascus on Monday, the capital's residents gave them a warm welcome at the Church of the Cross in the predominantly Christian neighborhood of Qassaa, where prayers marking their safe return were held Monday evening.
Although the nuns appear to have been treated well, their seizure confirmed the fears of many Syrian Christians that they were being targeted by extremists among the rebels in the increasingly sectarian three-year conflict.
The country's chaotic mix of rebel groups is overwhelmingly Sunni Muslim, while minorities include Christians, Shiite Muslims and Alawites — whose sect is a Shiite offshoot. Most have sided with Assad or remained neutral, fearing for their fate should rebels take power. Assad is an Alawite.
Two bishops were seized in rebel-held areas in April, and an Italian Jesuit priest, Father Paolo Dall'Oglio, disappeared in July after traveling to meet militants in Raqqa. None have been heard from since.
Also Monday, the international rights group Amnesty International accused the Syrian government of committing war crimes and crimes against humanity by blockading and starving civilians in the southern Damascus neighborhood of Yarmouk.
Amnesty said it estimated 128 people starved to death in Palestinian-dominated Yarmouk since a yearlong blockade on the area was tightened in July by forces loyal to Assad, who sought to flush out rebels and punish civilians for harboring them.
Efforts to reach a truce in Yarmouk allowing food deliveries to starving residents have repeatedly collapsed.


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Mr. Lasix: "Yeah, my Dad is a diuretic."
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean diabetic?"
Mr. Lasix: "Whatever."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
They're both poly-dip-sh!ats
If I were his father, I'd be pissed.
"My Dad's all wet."
I've heard of toxic families before. . .
He must have been a real pisser. (Happy New Year to you and yours)
Whatever, seems to be the new word of 2013, replacing artisinal. I find myself saying it often.
Happy New Year to all the commenters , who, with their quirky and edgy sense of humor have made smiles crack my stoney visage day after day.
Goddammit! That would have been a PERFECT line for Jeffy! Why do all the good ideas turn up after I'm dead? Ida Know. Ha, I've still got it...
Well everyone used the lines I came up with...
Maybe it will be better in six hours...
And the same, Sir Packer ~
I'm not sure that particular illness would hold water.
So he's so funny that he makes people piss themselves laughing?
My Dad's a diuretic. He pisses me off.
Same thing. Diabetes: The gift that keeps on peeing.
It's so difficult sometimes to tell those eastern European countries apart.
is he a relative of Dr Pissy, perhaps?
My dad's a diuretic. He scares the piss out of me!
Thank you so much for then laugh. Seeing that you called him mr lasix made me nearly pee my undies
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NL East 2014: Like Justin Bieber, this race might be a drag
I wrote the National League East team previews for Sporting News' baseball yearbook, which comes out on Wednesday , so putting together new thoughts on the division for this series of division-by-division looks around Major League Baseball is a bit of a challenge, because I feel like I've already said most of what I have to say, even if it's going to be another six days before you get to read it in print.
Of course, the thoughts in the magazine are a little different from the thoughts in this series, because this series has depended upon accompaniment of music — Fall Out Boy for the National League West , Beyonce for the American League West , Foreigner for the National League Central — and last week's viewing of Major League , 25 years after its release, to go with the American League Central.
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In search of inspiration, I went to the usual spot, Twitter, and Ryan Kelly came through with a very good suggestion: Kenny G's " Midnight Motion ," which was used as the go-to-commercial music on 1988 Mets broadcasts. The problem with this suggestion was that it was almost too good.
Then, Thursday morning, the news provided a gift, as Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI , drag racing and resisting arrest in Miami Beach. Why, that's a National League East city! I obviously don't endorse drunken driving, and I don't celebrate Bieber's downfall, but I also realize that I've never listened to one of his albums all the way through, and the story of his arrest has a tenuous enough link to what I'm writing about to avoid listening to a full Kenny G album.
So, this is a look around the National League East, helped along by the acoustic version of Bieber's album "Believe," because an acoustic Justin Bieber album is — you know what, I'm not going to pass judgment until I've listened to it. That's only fair, right?
I will pass judgment on the Atlanta Braves, the defending National League East champions, whose big offseason move has been -— OK, we're 30 seconds into "Boyfriend," and Bieber has dropped "fondue" into the lyrics. Sorry, the Braves' big offseason move — wait, did Bieber just sing about Buzz Lightyear in a song asking someone to be his girlfriend? Uh, the Braves' big offseason move ... OK, you can take your pick between Ryan Doumit and Gavin Floyd, who do not exactly make you say, "Gee, the Braves are going to be just fine after losing Brian McCann and Tim Hudson in free agency."
The Braves were a 96-win team last year, and that was with Hudson limited to 21 starts after he broke his ankle . They still have a very solid pitching staff, both starting and relieving, and the downgrade from McCann and Evan Gattis to Doumit and Gattis behind the plate isn't a death blow, with a good prospect on the way, too, in Christian Bethancourt. It's just difficult to get excited about Atlanta right now.
It's also difficult to get excited about Atlanta because the Washington Nationals have gotten measurably better in the offseason, letting Dan Haren walk as a free agent and replacing him with Doug Fister as the No. 4 starter. They acquired the right-hander from the Tigers in what basically amounted to a salary dump for a Detroit team well stocked with pitching, but also knowing that Max Scherzer would get a big raise, and the time is coming for both the Cy Young winner and MVP Miguel Cabrera to reach free agency.
Other than that, the Nationals are largely the same team that was widely expected to win the East — and more — a year ago at this time. Why didn't they? It's still a mystery — it was just one of those seasons that didn't work out. The baseball gods exacting revenge for the Strasburg Shutdown the year before is as good as any explanation, and it's complete malarkey. That's OK, though, because Bieber is singing "As Long As You Love Me," and even though it's an acoustic album, his voice is mixed with his own voice, and it creates a weird effect of multiple Biebers singing.
Bieber moves on to "Beauty And A Beat," which has something to do with partying like it's 3012 tonight, which makes no sense, other than being a thousand years after the song was written. At least when Prince sang about 1999, it was in a conceivable future. What does partying like 3012 mean? Try to think about what people in 1012 might have thought would have constituted a 2012 party. That's 480 years before Columbus sailed. It's 330 years before the Black Plague ravaged Europe. It's 54 years before the Norman Conquest of England.
It has been 45 years since the New York Mets won the World Series for the first time, and after talking to Cleon Jones at the B.A.T. Dinner earlier this week , I went home and fired up Game 5 of the 1969 World Series on YouTube to re-watch Jones getting hit in the foot by a pitch, Mets manager Gil Hodges using the shoe polish mark on the ball to prove it, and Donn Clendenon following with a two-run homer to cut the Mets' deficit to a run. That's the clinching game of the World Series, and here's where the point comes back around — fans storm the field at Shea Stadium, and the Mets players and executives who are interviewed on television seem to be at least slightly uncomfortable with the medium, except maybe for Tom Seaver, that brash young ace who hammers home the theme of the Orioles' lack of respect for the upstart Mets.
Think about how much a party like a World Series celebration has changed in 45 years, and then even a little further back than that, and then try to think about how insane it is to contemplate what it means to party like it's 3012. The key with looking into the future is to at least make it imaginable. Billy Joel's "Miami 2017" painted New York as a postapocalyptic hellscape, and I'm not sure how you'd sink Manhattan out at sea, but the general ideas work, like the carrier picking the Yankees up for free and no mention of the Mets.
Poor Mets. There are no songs about the Mets that resonate through the culture, although if you haven't seen the 1986 music video "Let's Go Mets!" you're missing out. Oh, and hey, the current Mets 40-man roster features 21 players who were born after the 1986 World Series, plus Jon Niese, who was born the day of Game 7.
Bieber was born in 1994, after the Marlins had already played their first season in the major leagues. His song "She Don't Like The Lights" is presumably about a friend of his parents who was angry about night games at Wrigley Field that started five and a half years before Bieber was born. "Take You" sounds pretty much like the other songs on this album — a jaunty acoustic guitar with Bieber crooning nonsense that needs to be obscured by dance beats. He can sing, there's no doubt about that, but he is working with some thoroughly brain-dead material, like what "Take You" brings to the table. "Baby, señorita, mon cheri, please, be my little lady, my little lady." Is his prospective date trilingual, and if so, shouldn't she be able to see through these grade-school come-ons?
I get that I'm not the target audience for Bieber, so maybe I should let this slide, but I feel like he could actually be making enjoyable music for a wider swath of the population than teenagers if his talent was utilized better. Speaking of which, Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels had a combined record of 22-22 last year because the Phillies did not hit for their aces. Facing the imminent decline of their team due to an aging lineup, the Phillies rushed into free agency this offseason to snap up Marlon Byrd, who is 36 years old and began his career when the Phillies were still playing at Veterans Stadium. It's not a bad contract, mind you, but it's intellectually opposed to a sensible approach forward for Philadelphia, as is the three-year deal Carlos Ruiz signed to stick around. Ruiz is a 35-year-old catcher.
The question about the Phillies now isn't whether they can get back to the top of the division, it's how soon they hit rock bottom and realize that an actual rebuild is needed, not just some kind of patchwork solution while hoping that Ryan Howard can be a 50-homer guy again. Playing Bieber's "Be Alright" for Howard isn't going to change the fact that his contract is an albatross, and Chase Utley is not going to suddenly be an MVP-caliber player again. Players have peak years, and the Phillies have operated as if unaware that the PED era as we knew it is over.
"As we knew it," because it was two years ago that Bartolo Colon was suspended 50 games, and whatever anti-aging stuff he got from Biogenesis must have had some strong effects, because Colon was great for the A's last year and got a two-year deal from the Mets. Basically, Colon's job is to be a staff leader in 2014, taking some pressure off Zack Wheeler and other young pitchers. Then, in the second year of his contract, with Matt Harvey back from Tommy John surgery, Colon can be a mid-rotation starter for what is expected to be a contending team. That's the plan, anyway, and the Mets' farm system is loaded with enough quality arms to make the plan work. Make the dream work? Now that 1986 Mets song is stuck in my head again, even as Bieber sings that "all around the world, people want to be loved." This is true.
Bieber is on to "Fall," in which he sings, "Let me tell you a story about a girl and a boy," although he sings it with several extra syllables, and it's distracting. Also distracting is the home run dingus at Marlins Park, which is one of the most upsetting pieces of stadium architecture in the major leagues. It's not that the dingus itself is horrible, because if you're the Miami Marlins, there's no reason to hew to traditional standards of aesthetics, and by golly, they haven't. The problem is, the Marlins have this ridiculous home run dingus with flying dolphins and stuff, and they put it in a giant ballpark.
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The Marlins hit 36 home runs in 81 home games last year, 15 of which were hit by Giancarlo Stanton. Granted, the Marlins were a terrible team and hit only 59 home runs on the road, but visiting players hit only 48 homers in Miami all year. If you go watch the Marlins, you deserve to see that home run dingus in action, and it's just not fair to have it be such a pitcher-friendly park. It's also not fair for Bieber to have "I Would," a non-acoustic song, on this acoustic album. I also now realize that I missed "Yellow Raincoat" while looking up those home run splits, and I don't really care because nothing about that song stuck out to me at all while it buzzed through my headphones.
Miami pitchers probably don't care (about the pitcher-friendly park, I don't know how they feel about Bieber), and aside from Stanton, they are the best reason to watch the Marlins. Jose Fernandez thoroughly deserved to be Rookie of the Year in 2013, and then Miami has Nathan Eovaldi, Henderson Alvarez and Jacob Turner. As much fun as Stanton and Christian Yelich might be to watch, too, if the Marlins are going to exceed expectations, it is going to be because their young pitchers spend the summer embarrassing the National League. Otherwise, the Marlins are pretty much the team you see and say, "Oh, that guy's still playing?" The answer would be yes, Miami is where you will find Rafael Furcal, Garrett Jones and Casey McGehee.
The last song from Bieber is a "bonus track" called "Nothing Like Us." He sings, "Nothing could every replace you, nothing could ever make me feel like you do." As the NL East goes, that's the Braves dynasty. Years later, it still feels like a division that is muddling through. I think that will change as the Mets and Marlins improve over the next couple of years, becoming more competitive with the Braves and Nationals. For now, the NL East is caught in between, because there is neither a dominant team nor much reason to believe that it's going to be a super-exciting race. It's Washington's division to lose, and while we saw last year that the Nationals are capable of doing that, a less-than-awesome Braves team did not exactly capture the imagination.


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Def Lepperd with Telsa and Foreigner. Foreigner actually put on the better show of the three but Def Lepperd had an awesome stage show back in their heyday.
Def Lepperd with Telsa and Foreigner. Foreigner actually put on the better show of the three but Def Lepperd had an awesome stage show back in their heyday.
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Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tears tour. Early nineties. Hows that for a heyday. LOL
You really should get out more often Mike LOL! I knew I liked ya for a reason though. Great taste in music and books . I also checked out your LP post. Pretty sweet. I never got the chance to see Ozzy live but had all his CDs. All my music now is of the digital variety via that wonderful place in the sky; The Cloud.
The last show I saw was Rush in June and now probably nothing until David Gilmour in April 2016.
This was the first tour since 1980 that I missed. They didn't come to my area and I could not afford a trip to NYC to see them. The last concert I attended was the last show I worked on Labor day weekend. Zac Brown band. Did not care for it at all. Working at Saratoga performing arts center every summer I do get my fill of concerts. The Def Leopard show up here had Tesla and Styx Styx should have been the headliners. They were great even without Dennis De young.
Def Lepperd has definitely lost a step or two. Telsa wasn't bad though.
I got the chance to finally see Def Leppard two summers ago (maybe one ? This turning 40 thing is hard to get a handle on.) First time seeing them and I couldn't pass up the chance (especially since it was free - I just had to take a buddy's wife - okay, that was weird.) It was the tour with KISS (who I had no interest in seeing, other than now I can say that I saw them.)
I thought Def Leppard was great - not bad for a bunch of old guys.
But to answer the question posed in the post's title - my last concert was Volbeat and Anthrax. Damn fine evening. Damn fine.
Nothing like their shows back in the late 80s/early 90s but one has to expect that going in but it's still bit of a let down. Maybe it's better to leave such things in the past and not attend a show 20 years later expecting the same result. But good that you got to see them since you haven't before. The main reason I went was because my brother-in-law hadn't ever seen 'em live either. Not a terrible show by any means though. I like some of Volbeat's stuff; never was really an Anthrax fan though.
It's been way too long since I've been to a concert (aside from taking our daughter to London, Ontario to see Justin Beiber...LOL). The last one was probably Bon Jovi at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto around November 2000.
I used to go to lots of concerts, living across the border from Detroit - there are so many concert venues, and Toronto is only a 3.5 hr drive. I've seen Def Leppard (way way back - Adrenalize tour), Pink Floyd, U2 (both @ Pontiac Silverdome), Bon Jovi (2 other times in Detroit), Styx/REO (3 times together), bands like Poison, Foreigner, Tragically Hip (2 x), Barenaked Ladies. All of these in metro Detroit. Plus, we have a fairly new arena here that seats 6500 for hockey, and Caesar's Windsor (casino) that has a 5000 seat auditorium, so we get some pretty decent acts as well. Sadly....never saw Rush (yet).
I feel pretty fortunate to have Detroit so close for entertainment reasons (shopping too! Yay cheap gas!). With Detroit having pro sports teams in all 4 major N American sports (and I am not a fan of any. ), and all having their own venues, plus with other concert venues, the options are pretty much limitless - even with crossing the border, the farthest I would need to drive would be approx 45 minutes (although with traffic that can be longer). There are even downtown venues in Detroit where I don't even need to drive over. Just park my car here, and take the "Tunnel Bus" over and they drop you off within a short walking distance.
Pretty limited here in the Flyover States although a lot of acts do roll through town it seems. We have 3 pretty regular venues here in Wichita with something always going on. Good opportunities to see some up and coming bands. There's always KC, OKC, and Dallas if ya really want to get crazy! lol.
Shinedown with Breaking Benjamin and Nothing More. All the bands were great tonight with Shinedown being exceptionally awesome as they usually are. Would highly recommend anyone to see them if that's your thing.
They've been on my list for a while now and they finally came to town: I got to see Foo Fighters on December 1st! Man, can they put on a show! They leave it all on the stage for a set that ran over three hours long and for an encore they didn't just do one or two songs, they played four. Add in a great cover of the classic Queen/Bowie song "Under Pressure" with Grohl on the drums and a tribute to Tom Petty (fantastic cover of "Breakdown"), it is on the modest side that I can say I had a freaking blast!
The most disappointing part was coming home and showing a clip to my sixteen-year-old daughter and she frowns saying "that's just not good music".
I really want to see Foo Fighters. That's a bucket list show for sure. I will be working SPAC again next summer can't wait. The first show was just announced and it's a classic rock extravaganza in my opinion. Forigner with Whitesnake and Jason Bonham' Led Zepplin experience. .
Last show was Roger Waters back in....July??
Last show for me was Diamond Head in... September I think. It was great.


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We are in full fall mode here in Central Ohio. I am so excited. I have so many fall recipes planned, I can't wait! Some will be this week, some over the next few weeks. I am going on a fall baking extravaganza this week, I am sure that my husband is going to wonder if I am opening a bakery on the sly! 😉 I am making more applesauce tomorrow, a whole crock pot worth, for use in some of my baked goods. 🙂
The menu plan this week is based on some of the family favorites in our house.
Sunday ~ Burgers on Chebe Homemade Buns, homemade sweet potato fries (see recipe below), broccoli and okra zuchinni medley (see recipe below).
Monday ~ Grilled Salmon, steamed brown jasmine rice, green beans and spinach salad
Tuesday ~ Garlic Pork Roast (family favorite), mashed garlic potatoes, steamed broccoli, salad and homemade biscuits (will post recipe later in the week for these with a picture).
Wednesday ~ Dinner out, most likely Cheeseburger in Paradise
Thursday ~ BBQ baby back ribs (family favorite), baked potatoes, homemade corn bread (see recipe below) & salad.
Friday ~ Homemade pizza (family favorite; dough is Pamela's Wheat Free or a new one I found from Gluten-Free Mommy that I want to try), steamed veggies and salad.
Saturday ~ I am going out for Sushi with my Mom. The kids will have leftovers with Aaron.
Baking that I have planned for the week:
Iced Pumpkin Cookies
Applesauce Spice Cookies
Apple & Spice Muffins
Chocolate Chewies
Pie In a Pumpkin
Sweet Potato Fries
1 large sweet potato or yam
Sea salt
1. Scrub and slice sweet potato/yam into fry shapes. I left the peel on, you can peel it if you like.
2. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Pam your baking sheet.
3. Place potatoes on baking sheet in a single layer. Spray with Pam. Sprinkle with sea salt and lightly with nutmeg.
4. Bake at 400 for 15-20 minutes. Check on fries. Flip them over and bake for another 15 or so minutes. If they aren't done yet, turn temp up to 425 and keep a close eye on them. If you want to crisp up the outside, broil for the last few minutes.
This made enough for 2 people.
Okra Medley
4 servings (serving size: 1/2 cup)
· 1 small zucchini and 1 small yellow squash
· Cooking spray
· 1 1/2 cups sliced fresh okra
· 2 tablespoons chopped onion (I omitted this b/c I can't eat onion)
· 1 cup chopped tomato
· 1/8 teaspoon dried basil (I used fresh)
· 1/8 teaspoon dried thyme (I omitted this)
· Dash of freshly ground black pepper
Cut zucchini in half lengthwise; cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices.
Heat a nonstick skillet coated with cooking spray over medium-high heat. Add zucchini, okra, and onion; sauté 4 minutes. Stir in tomato and remaining ingredients. Cover and cook over low heat 5 minutes or until thoroughly heated, stirring frequently.
Corn Bread
**From the back of the Quaker Yellow Corn Meal Box
1 ¼ cups Pamela's Baking Mix
¾ cup cornmeal
¼ cup sugar
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt (I omitted this b/c there is salt in Pamela's baking mix)
1 cup buttermilk (the box says to use skim, I like buttermilk in my cornbread)
¼ cup vegetable oil (I use canola)
2 egg whites or 1 egg beaten (I used the beaten egg).
Heat oven to 400. Pam 8 or 9 inch baking pan. Combine dry ingredients. Stir in milk, oil and egg, mixing just until dry ingredients are moistened. Pour into pan. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until golden brown and toothpick comes out clean. (I did 20 minutes). Serve warm.
**You can make these into muffins. Bake for 15-20 minutes at 400. Makes 12 muffins.
BBQ Baby Back Ribs
2 racks of baby back ribs
1 – 1.5 bottles of Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce (all flavors are GF)
1. Preheat oven to 350.
2. Pam large (lasagna size) baking dish
3. Cut racks of ribs in half (so they all fit, single layers, in the baking dish).
4. Coat both sides with sauce and place in baking dish. Don't skimp on the sauce.
5. Cover tightly (like twice) with foil.
6. Bake for 2 hours.
7. Let cool slightly on the counter. Either put in fridge or heat up the grill to finish off.
8. About 20 minutes before you want to eat, heat up the grill.
9. Place ribs on grill and brush both sides with sauce.
10. Grill until they start to brown up on both sides.
11. Enjoy!
Make sure to check out Cooking & UNcooking for lots more GF Menu Plans. Thanks for hosting!
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Arcteryx Patera Parka
Clean, elegant city parka with the warmth of down and weather protection of GORE-TEX®.
Designed for city winters, the Patera is elegant, sophisticated and technically advanced. Lofty, light 750 fill power European goose down and Coreloft™ synthetic insulation combine for warmth and comfort. A supple P75d GORE-TEX® fabric with 2L technology outer shell provides complete protection from wind, snow and rain. A low profile insulated hood provides warmth and full coverage protection. An internal draft collar helps seal in heat, shaped cuffs cover the hands, and wrist gaskets add extra protection against cold.
Using Down Contour Construction™ and Down Composite Mapping™ technologies, Arc'teryx designers place specific insulations where they provide the greatest benefit. 750 fill power European Goose down lines the core and sleeves where loft is most needed. Because it retains warmth when wet, Coreloft™ synthetic insulation is used at the hem, collar, sleeves and under the arms, all areas prone to contact with moisture. The strategic placement of this insulation also reduces bulk, giving the Patera a streamlined look that belies its exceptional warmth.
Features and fabric show the intention behind the Patera. With urban environments in mind, the Arc'teryx design team chose a GORE-TEX® fabric that has a subtle textured surface that provides a soft natural feel and modern look without sacrificing weather protection. Discreet hand pockets keep small items accessible, and an internal security pocket safely holds a smartphone, wallet or passport. Freedom of movement is built in with gussets under the arm and articulation in the sleeves, and the women's specific design puts a focus on optimal performance, comfort and fit.
- Waterproof
- Insulated
- Durable
- Wind resistant
- DWR finish (Durable Water Repellent) helps repel water from fabric surface
- Micro-seam allowance (1.6 mm) reduces bulk and weight
- Taped seams for added weatherproofness
- Smooth inner face-fabric allows for easy layering
- Reduced bulk under the arms and in the side panels
- Patent-pending Down Contour Construction and Down Composite Mapping technologies maximize insulation benefits
- Anatomical shaping for fit and comfort
- No-lift gusseted underarms
- Laminated brim
- Adjustable hood drawcords
- Insulated hood
- Tall collar
- Integrated fitted collar panel for added warmth and comfort
- Chin guard
- Full separating two-way front zip
- Wind flap with snap closures
- Internal stretch-knit cuffs
- Internal passport/boarding pass pocket with zip
- Two hand pockets with zippers
- P75d GORE-TEX® Fabric with 2L technology—A distinctively textured surface and soft, cottony hand make this durable polyester face one of our most inviting and wearable textiles. Treated with DWR (Durable Water Repellant).
- Coreloft™ 100 (100 g/m² ) insulation. Made with highly crimped multi-denier siliconized polyester yarn, this lightweight, breathable, and thermally efficient, 100% polyester staple fiber is very compressible and has excellent loft retention.
- 750 fill European goose down


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