Rambling
Reporter
Hail, hail, my friends, if there be
such. Now that the new deal has
swept the Juneau high J Bird staff,
columnist-will have to
sneer 'em on, snoop on in, and sneak
on out to obtain subject matter for
this gossip monger’s mecca.
First comes an apology to Mary
Wildes for a gross misrepresentation
concerning Royal Blue cabs.
The dynamic love scene in “Hawk
Island" rehearsals fails to produce
desired reactions when in the open
ing stages “Gregory” Jackson, the
hero, shows distinct signs of “crim
son-colored" timidity when directions
require his holding "Sally" Boyer’s
hand. Consequently, Director Erick
son has deemed it necessary to call
special “torrid" scene rehearsals tc
ignite the passionate flame in Greg
ory's Viking blood.
Johnny Satre and Louise Tanner
popular J-Hi couple, were recentlj
(mock) married in the back booth
of the Juneau Ice Cream Parlors
Officiating at the marriage was th<
Reverend Bushwa Bowden with Em
ilee Dalton serving as the maid 01
honor and Dutch Behrends as th«
best man.
Bill Finigan now underses his pa
per, Willie "Henery” Finigan. Due t<
the revised edition of the spellinc
of Henry we quote the English pro
on a mental observation, ‘‘Willian
Henry Finigan, alias William ‘Chick
en-coop’ Finigan."
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for Your Homework
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^ J. B. Burford
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satisfied customers”
Horn of Plenty!
Pride in the size and quality of our store causes
us to liken our institution to a CORNUCOPIA—
A veritable HORN OF PLENTY!
B. M. Behrends Co., Inc.
