"Oh, John,** whimpered the wife as
she seised the morning paper, "see
what that editor has done with the
account ot onr musical©. He has
placed it alongside the column of
death notices. It's a shame. And we
had such prominent people &s guests,
too."
"I suppose," said the husband
wearily, "that the editor wishes to call
attention te the fact that some people
a»* MOT* afp than others."
To the Citizens
of Austin
J. E. Malloy, druggist, has in his
possession what cau be honestly
termed a Godsend to Humanity, and
he will prove it if given the oppor
tunity. Goto his store if you are
troubled with Kheuroatism, in any
form, Eczema or Salt Rheum. Buv
a bottle of lrhsh Liniment, follow
directions as oft page 3 of the little
book that goes with the ottle, give
it a fair trial and then if Irish Lini
ment does not relieve jou, to yonr
entire satisfaction, go back to J. E.
Malloy, tell him so and he will on
your word pay back the amount of
money you paid him. Besides the
ailments mentioned, please see the
little book ahout a burn or sprain.
It will remove soreness and stop
Neuralgia pain instantly This leaves
the matter entirely in your hands.
•HIIMII llllll^l!OT^YWV?rof01TOBaM
Do Yon Hear Well?
The Stolz Electrophone—A New,
Scientific and
Practical Invention for Those Who Are
Deaf or Partially Deaf—May Now
Be Tested Free at Our Store
Deaf or partially deaf people may now make a Free
trial of the Stolz Electrophone. This Is unusually
inujortantnewefor the deaf, for by this plan the final
selection of the one completely
•aXisfactory hearing aid it made
eosv and inexpensive for everyone.
igewlnventlon (CJ.PatentNo.
