That man was laughed at who on
his first voyage said that the ocean
did not look 60 large as he supposed
lt would, but he was not alone in ex?
periencing disappointment The hor?
izon at sea gives no idea of the lim
'-.'<-??? waif; beyond. A sea captain de
- "-hat the average landsman can
re than ten miles from the
ship la iny direction, and it would
?j be a mountain or some station?
ary object for bim to be abie to dis
ttpgqlsh it The masts of a ship are
said to be visible to the naked eye not
more than five miles.
The Onion.
The value of the onion In the dietary
has been made the subject of mucb
el rene, AU agree that health
arid beauty walt on the fragrant vege
table.
Eat onions In May,
No doctor you'll pay,
runs one old verse, while another
promises a good complexion to the
onion eater thus:
Fresh onion and leek.
New skin in a week.
Hit lt.
Teacher?Robert, what does a volca?
no do with Its lava? Robert (the dull?
est boy In the class)?I?um?ah?give
lt up! Teacher?Correct! Very good In?
deed, Robert.
Salted Him.
She?Oh, I detest sofa pillows and
tidies! If I ever keep house I'll never
have such things ar? He?Will you be
my wife??Chicago Record-Herald.
An Appreciative Welshman.
