Esmerelda Ia that bo? Are you really
in earnest?
"I am indeed. Try me!"
"Then marry my oldest sister, bo that
it will bo my turn next."
m
Grocer "Well, my littlo boy, what
will you have?"
"Fifteen cents' worth of molasses."
Grocer (as ho hands the pitcher over
tho counter) "Where's your money?"
'In tho pitcher; I put it in there so as
to be sure not to lose it." Fliengondo
Blatter..
Father Did you break this vase?
Johnny Yes, father, I can't lie.
Father Indeed I Well, you won't bo
able to Bit, either, when I am done with
you. Comoulong to tho woodshed.
New York Herald.
At a husking bee, if you get a red ear
you may steal a kiss; while on the contrary,
under other conditions, if you
Bteul a kiss you may get a red ear.
Day, who pushed his wife over Niagara
Falls, will be hanged in Ottawa
Doc. 18.
SILYBRWABB.
The Capital or Casey.
