You'll not begin to think it's ao'iux to die :
A mt chase me out at a. m. to get
'Hie doctor to attend the little sweetie pet ;
l'lomise me my dailing that above all
tiling's,
Kveli if the little one lioilld put on wings,
'1 ha! you'll not ask your iiia to stay witli
11 eternalee,
o promise me '. O promise me :
A New Won I.
" I Jufctiliation" is a new word
aiMcd to the language, tub! in a story
by Senator Palmer about an Illinois
farmer who for several years had been
selling him wood f;r 6 a cord. " This
year," says Senator J'almcr, " he came
to me with a Ioail and I told him I did
not want it. He Ifered it at ?2 a
';ord. I still ref'ised, and he wanted
to know why I would not take it at
f i. 1 told him I va using soft coal,
lor which I paid 1.57 a ton. flosh"
he exclaimed, 1 I heard you was trying
to demonetize silver, but now you're
trying to defuelie wood.' "
What to Say ami What Not to Say.
hon'tsay a garment sets good, but
it fits well.
Don't describe an unusual occurrence
as funny.
Don't say not so good as, for not as
good as.
Don't say I feel good, for I feel
well.
Don't say she looked beautifully,
but she looked beautiful.
Don't say these kind, but this
kind.
Don't say I have blacked my shots,
but I have blackened my shoes.
