The Donaiasomville Chief
PUESLISUHT WEEKLY.
Once more -Is it hot enough for
you?" Is a chestnut.
Changing seats in the boat begins
Its usual summer harvest.
Philadelphia may be a sleepy town,
but its ball teams play between naps.
Somebody is hoarding buffalo nick
als, for one is rarely seen in circular
tion.
Physicians never prescribe the rest
care for merchants who do not adverl
tise.
The mikado of Japan has recovered,
although he had eight doctors in at,
tendance.
The open season for fish stories is
en, and it is reported there is an
enormous supply.
If airboats become as popular as
automobiles it may be necessary to
root the streets.
Was there ever a verdict of which
eo many persons said: "Just exactly
what I expected?"
Now that warm weather is here we
can listen to our neighbors' pianos.
We can't help it.
One charm of a long fishing trip Is
that the fisherman gets a chance to
let his whiskers grow.
No doubt the generous baseball
fans are willing to give their share
of the rains to the farmers.
A German doctor was fined for call
big a telephone girl a camel. Camel
must sound terrible In German.
It's a fact for which we can't be
too thankful that not every year does
the frost antedate the pumpkin.
In spite of all the free notices we
don't know even yet what brand of
soap "September Morn" advertises.
Our notion of a truly superior per.
son is the boy scout, who actually
looks down upon a college graduate!
If you want to change seats in the
hoat, and you don't know much about
handling a boat, beach the boat first.
