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DONAIJ3EONVILI E. LOUISIAN
Just now home is as hot as you
make it.
Humanity has tben too much sub
lued even to swat the fly.
When aviators stop flying circus
p.shion they will stop dying.
The summer girl wears a heart on
her sleeve-but it's not her own.
Still, for popularity the summer re
port prospectus gathers first place.
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A coat is as superfluous in summer
h, a straw hat would be in winter.
If there is anything that makes a
Ian hot it is advice on how to keep
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Avocation is fleeting, but vacation
pone~ can give it many points and
Lill win.
What we need now is a crusade
mnong mosquitoes for safe and sane
Wacations.
Like the filling of a sandwich, the
hecasional cool day is the most ap
preciated part.
Icemen are nothing if not consis
t. The price of ice always goes up
th the mercury.
Philadelphia will start a war on
aosquitoes-and they do disturb
Meep, that's a fact.
The textile fabric men eomplain
$aat the narrow skirts are ruining
Lhem. So does father.
Mexico is having earthquakes. It
t to be used to all sorts of dis
bances by this time,
A seat of tan is not always the sign
Lr a returning vacationist; it may be
badge of the hayfield.
Everybody is giving hot-weather ad
The public is on the qui vive to
Me the one man who takes it.
The~theory that everybody is a iit
f in hot weather is borne out by
ny eccentricities of the day.
