They Knew Where. —At a recent trial in J ustice’s Court, a prominent saloonist was called as a witness. Upon being sworn one of the attorneys in the case said, “ Mr. S., where is your place of business!” “What for you ask me such foolish dings ! You drink at my blace more as a hundred dimes.” “ That has nothing to do with the case, Mr. S., state to the jury where your place of business is” “Do shury!. de shury. Oh, by jiminy. Efery shentleman on dis shury has a string of marks on my cellar door sliust like a rail fence.” His honor here interposed in behalf of counsel, and in a calm and dignified manner requested the witness to state the place of his business. .“ Oh, excuse me, your Honor—you drinks at my blace so many dimes and pays me notings. I dinks you very well knows where I keep mine blace.”



Holloway’s Ointment And Pills. Rheumatic Pains, Tic-Doloreaux. —These dis eases are unfortunately very prevalent in this country, and are frequently most distressing, sometimes for years baffling all medical skill to alleviate the sufferings of the victim. Inno case have Holloway’s Ointment and Pills failed to produce a cure. The Ointment produces a peculiar and soothing influence over the nerves and muscles, relaxing spasms and subduing pain. The attack soon becomes milder and the intervals between the paroxysms longer; until they cease altogether. The Pills restore the body from a weak and debilitated condition to a state of health and strength. Persons bedridden, for months with rheumatic pains and dwellings, after using the Ointment have been cured in an incredible short period.—ApyT..
