O'Loughlin put on his openwork
clothes and sat on the platform. Tail
orB, cutters, buyers, city salesmen,
bushelmen, models, bosses, other
items of the tailoring industry buzzed
loudly on the floor. Now and then
some man would enter and be greeted
with applause.
That," said O'Loughlin's tailor and
guide, "Is Max Schleiner, he Is the buy
er for Clipperstein & Menx."
Hours O'Loughlin sat there. At last
he was Introduced as the next speak
er. No one paid the least attention to
him. Conversation rose toward the
heights of emotion. After three false
starts O'Loughlin sat down. He was
angry enough for arson. His tailor
saw the black rage on his brow..
'Ladies and gentlemen,'' he bel
lowed, whacking at the table with
his gavel. '"You should listen to
Mr. O'Loughlin. He is my best cus
tomer. Pittsburgh Chronicle Tele
graph.
Wanted to See Novelty.
A little girl's uncle w rote her a let
ter, using a "script" typewriter, the
letters of which were joined as those
in ordinary handwriting. The little
girl noticed the difference between
this type and that more generally
used, with interest.
'Oh, uncle, uncle," she cried, upon
her next visit to his office, "I want to
see the typewriter that writes words
intead of letters!"
Worst Yet to Come.
I hate to leave the old place," re
marked Adam as he turned from the
Garden to Eden. "Leaving Isn't the
worst of it," replied Eve. "Think of
the trouble you're going to have w hen
you get to telling of the animals and
rivers in this place to the explorers
and geographical experts over yon
der." Washington Star.
EYE STRAIN
Relieved by Quitting Coffee.
Many cases of defective vision are
caused by the habitual use of coffee.
