No one but Dick Maple will deserve
“cussing”, as he will be the main
tent and all the side-shows of “The
World’s Butt-Cut;” and if you get
“slim-slammed” through a single ad
vertisement in our columns all you
will have to do is to take “whack” at
its editor, as he will be the official
kicking post of “The World’s Butt-
Cut.”
We will give no receipts for reach
ing “Glory”, only through “honest
service,” and that “burg” don’t lay
on the “Pike” that is dotted with
toll gates and presided over by
“reason destroyers” to collect toll
from the ignorant who fear a mythi
cal hell.—the eternal “now”, made
happy by “eternal goodness ” will be
riir^mn'^^""' —
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