Those Unreasonable Greasy Mechanics.
It is very unfortunate for Gen. Har
rison just at this time, when he is
about entering upon a “businessman's
and workingman’s campaign.” that
Andrew Carnegie, Mr. Phipps and
other protected manufacturers should
be so much annoyed by their workmen.
Candidate Harrison will soon want
these protected manufacturers to con
tribute to the Republican campaign
fund and the manufacturers are getting
ready to “give down" handsomely. But
here steps in the annoying workman
and says he and about 100,000 more
of his fellows will go out on strike if
their wages are reduced, as the manu
factures have announced will bo done.
These workmen are positively unrea
sonable. —Savannah News.
Real Surprise In Store for Uehl.
The “surprise” of Mr. Reid over his
nomination is very much like the sur
prise of a young girl who has in
structed her mother to invite her
friends to visit the house and “sur
prise” her on a specified night Mr.
Reid’s surprise would have been much
greater if his brazen and deliberate
plans had miscarried and the nomina
tion had gone elsewhere. The time
when Mr. Reid will be surprised will
be election night.—Omaha World.
Harrison’s Anaiuulous Political History.
Benjamin Harrison’s political history
is an anomalous one. lie was elected
President by a minority of the people.
He owes his nomination to Democratic
States. And he will attribute his de
feat next fall to representatives in the
electoral college of an element in the
voting population which he regards as
belonging to his party by divine right.
—Times- Union.
Diagram Needed With Kaeli Juke.
