That mule would kick your luains
outif yuu got within reach of his
heels."
"That's what I'm Mill'erin' for"
"Who me you, anyhow':"
"The champion ilamphooliu seven
States."
"Good gracious! What have you
done?"
"It's this way, ,-tiangei: I moved
here week before last and got acquainted
with the Witldcr McTnbb.who has
eight children and a faeo that would
stop a Chinese f uncial. She let it
drop casually that she owned 880,000
worth of bonds, and I dyed my
and acted giddy till she accepted
me. Wo weie innnied yesterday,and
this morning she showed me them
bonds. They were issued l.'i years
ago by the Hudson Hay it
Railroad, and had papered the
garret with 'enr. I don't feel in no
mood forridin', but if you'll let mo
walk behind in that um!uVdut I'll be
much obliged."
"Peter Piper Picked a Peck of
Pickled Peppers,'' was M Hue of alliterative
non-en-e, that the childieii
used to say.. Nowadays they can prae.
lice on the Perfect, Power
fill Properties ot Pierce's Plea-ant
Purgative Pellets. It will impress a
fact which will bo useful to know.
These Pellets cute sick headache, billions
attacks, indigestion,
and all stomach, liver mid bowel
troubles. They aie tiny, sugar-coated
pill', easy to take, and, us laxative,
one is siilliuient for a do-e. No
moro groans and gripe- fiom the old
drastic remedies! Pierce's Purgative
Pellets arc us as they are per.
in their ell'ect.
He pitched his whito tent in the wilds,
Far from tho human ",-et;"
And with a faith jut like a child's
He said: "I'll get there yet."
Ho put It i iii up ii ea.-e of type,
A baud-press and a "stick"
And there, where screamed the owl
He awj ""I'"' tho letters "cIick.
