There is one consolation in being
bald. When a policeman strikes you
on the head with his club, the doctor
doesn't have to waste any time in cut
ting nair away from tne wound.
Said a conscientious auctioneer :
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is no
sham about the carpets ; they are
genuine tapestry carpets. I bought
them of old Tapestry himself.
NE YORK BLACK LEAD WORKS.
SHOW CASES!
SHOW CASES!
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weona-nmna.
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Ax old maid suggested that when
men break their hearts it is all the same
as when a lobster breaks one of his
claws another sprouts immediately,
and grows in its place.
"How mast regular, steady boarders
are there in this honn?" aatro.1 a Mnm 1
taker of a servant girl "There's fifteen
in all, sir, but not more'n fonr of 'em is
steady persons, sir."
"Pa, do storms ever make malt
liqaors?" "So, child, why do you
ask ?" "Because I heard ma tell Jane
to bring in the clothes for a storm was
brewing."
"Is iik brother's body here ?" asked
Pat of the morgue-keeper. "I dunno. "
"C)ch," said Pat, "you'll know him in a
minute by an impediment in his
speech.
Good mornixs, Smith ; yon look
sleepy;" "Yes," replied Smith, "I
was up all night" "Up! where 1"
"Up stairs in bed.
Mb. Marrowfat defines a "fashion
able church" as a place from which
people go to heaven for wearing good
clothes.
Something new for the Orientalists'
Congress What did Noah's bees do
while afloat ? They kept the arc-hives.
The handsomest lady in a horse car
is not always the one that is passing
fare.
