There is something about a g;rl
with money in her own right that is
awfully hard to resist.
Women arc like some kinds of vit
uals the more we love them the less
they agree with us.
There are people who claim he
praying for the poor, who never do
anything else lor them.
A woman who has no work to do is
almost as unhappy as one who has no
queer neighbors to talk about. .S
Uited. I.ove.
"Treddle's an awlul fool, ain't lit ?"
"He's in love, you know."
"What has that to do with hi. being
a fool?"
"Don't you know the definition of
love? 'Two souls with but a single
thought,' etc."
"Well?"
"That allows Treddle just hall a
thought, you see." New York Sun.
What They Say Wouldn't Read Well.
"Jim Scorcher has just returned
from a bicycle ride around the world.
He is going to write a book abnu: i"
"What is he going to call it?"
"People I have run up against. "
Odds and J'.nds.
Teacher "Spell kitten."
Bobby "l'ooh, 1 'in to ) big to spell
kitten. Try me on cat." Tiuth.
ROMANCE VERSUS REALITY.
THESE SENATOliS roSEP lOIl A CKKAT III
Ti'KlCAI. l'K iri:K
BI T THEY I'lI'N'T KNOW IT W AS A KOKNTGES
CAMERA.
