Keeps on hand fine coffins, caskets,
robes, linen bosoms and cuffs. Orders
py teiegrapn attended to promptly,
flay or nieht.
Coffins, Casliets, Furni-hoi
e, Wa 11 Pap ei 'c.
A fu'l stock of the abovo at lowest
prices. Orders by telegram promptly
Attended to. B. K. WJ:aken,
llmG Stanford, Ky.
MULLINS & SINGLETON
"WITHERS, kit.,
IN-
Dry Goods, Groceries, Boots,
Shoes, Hats & Caps, Notions,
llinrdware. Tanbark, Crossties &o.
15yl
THE wmm SIGNAL
A man may forget his business, his
family, his overcoat, umbrella, or
tlie. sacred obligations of life, but he
can always remember whore ho got
that fifty cent piece with a hole in it.
m
Hotel Porter (to
here, don't you see that notice?''
1 Countryman "Yes, 'gentlemen will
not spit on tho.floor.' Jjtin't spittin' on
tho floor, mister; I'm spittiai' agin,, the
wall."
St. Peter (in response to a knock at
tho gate) "Aren't you from Rowan
county young man?"
' Young Man-"Ye' sir."
St. Peter "Well, you've lost your
way. Go back to the forks of the
road and turn down."
Wife Now this is tho tWrd time
I have caught you h the kitchen talk
pig-to the cook. Husband Ye3, 1 I
believe it is. Wife Well, tho cry
next timo I catch you talking to, the
cook I'll discharge her and do the
cooking myself!, That cured him.
A man in Buffalo certifies in a, medical
advertisement that ho coughed
continually for years.
A man who will keep a cough working
away like, that wjthoiu) a vacation
Is mean enough to certify that one,.dose
of somebody's lard oil; gave him. per
manent relief.
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