Pr. Wiley says cabbage is at Its
best when it is converted into sauer
kraut. It is at its worst when it Is
converted into five-rent cigars.—Hous
ton Post.
Looking Ahead.
“Here’s my I. O. U. for ten dollars l”
“But you only borrowed five!" “Oh,
that’s all rieht’ If T don’t borrow the
difference by next week, remind me!"
— Puck.
Breaking It Gently.
Jack (who has spent his last con
tnry for a bracelet)—“When you look
at tills poor gift, think kindly of the
donor, won’t you?" I telle—“Always.
Jack ! It isn’t the money value that
counts, as I said to my fiance, the dukt
(possibly you haven't heard), when he
sent me a picture postal !"
Noble-Minded Generally Sad.
If was a raying of Aristotle that
all noble-minded men are inclined to
Badness. It is not merely the feeling
that their lot is a hard one which op
presses tlmm ; it is something more—
it is their inward sympathy and con
sciousness of participation In the suf
ferings of the human race to which
they belong.—'Guesses at Truth.
Un;hod Horses.
The Tndi: tis. •■-!: . V>.! no superiors
as horsemen, m-wr tlem * of shoeing
their mounts in any way. and yet they
were capable of performing remark
able Journeys over the most difficult
country. Even at the present day in
Japan the modern horse-hoe finds a
strong competitor in the old fashioned
sandals made of straw, which are fas
tened to th » horse’s hoofs very much
as they might be to a man’s foot.
Unfair.
It Is unfair to call w< man a timid
creature it is universally con
ceded that she is ,is leave as an ele
phant.—Judge.
Liable to Be Mad, Anyway.
