"It’s all right,” he snorted, "it's
better to break your clubs than to
lose your temper."
Troubled Waters
(New York Sun and Globe)
The Artist: "Have you ever been
done In oil?"
The Sitter: "Young man, that's a
tender spotl I’ve been done In oil
just once too often!"
Something To Worry About
(Dry Goods Economist)
“What kind of a fellow Is that
efficiency expert?"
"Well, he never enjoys an ocean
voyage because there Is so much
salt going to waste."
A Convincing Yarn
(New Haven Register)
Prisoner: "But X would rather
tell my own story. Don’t you think
It would be believed?"
Lawyer: "Yes, that’s the trouble;
It would carry conviction with It."
THE PARAGRAPHERS
It* One Opportunity
(Kansas City Star)
One reason the majority gener
ally speaks so emphatically and
often roughly In presidential years
is that it is about the only time
it can make itself heard.
It Seem* To Be
(Washington Post)
The current of events in Ger
many* is developing a high revolt
age.
In a Bad Fix
(Memphis Commercial-Appeal)
According to a Paris cable, the
sheik of the movies is getting bald.
It must be awful when an unfur
nished skull loses its outside dec
oration.
The Real Interest
(Atlanta Constitution)
We are not as much interested In
how Coolidge's ancestors came
across in 1620 as In how Coolidgo
will come across in 1923.
Confirmation
(Houston Post)
Representative Garrett says the
democrats want no combination
with LaFayette. See that? We told
you we democrats are not crazy.
