After supper at one of the delight
ful open air cafes of the capital lt wa
founei that approximately one shoul
pive a half krone (flrepencs) to th
bead waiter who took payment, twe
? the undcrwaiter who brougl
tbe viands and a halfpenny to the bo
who brought?and even brought aga!
as one glass was finished?tho beer.
London Chronicle.
Venije Too Wet For Her.
A woman who recently returnr
from a trip to Europe says wet weatl
er hasn't bothered this country at a
In comparison with what abe
abroad. She says that they ran Into
town named Venice where the wat
covered every street, and you couldo
get anywhere except In boats. SI
added: "TOO bed we> only stayed Ol
day in that slosh." -Kansas City Sta
Things to Remember.
He who would pass his decllnii
years with honor and comfort slum
when young remember that bs ni;
one day become e.id and rememb
when he ls old that he has been ou
young.--Addlsou.
A Lesson In Horticulture With Ons
Serious Omission.
My neighbor Brown came to the gar?
den fence.- and said:
"How clo you dei your grafting''"
"My grafting?" sahl I.
"Ve-s grafting apple trees. I want
to try lt myself."
"<th;" I exclaimed. "Yes, yes! Well,
In the first place, I begin by lying?
that ls, I lie In bed to think the whole
thing our lu every detail. I watch my
opportunity, and on the first fine clay I
s'e.il a few hours from my business.
