Edgar Saltus thinks by the year
3000 A. D. everything will be rightly
adjusted on this planet. We can’t
wait for it; we’ll be “all in” long be
fore that date.
Mr. Hearst says his Independence
League will be independent. We hope
that does not mean free to deal with
either of the old parties on the most
favorable terms.
Texas is now enjoying a high state
of civilization. Men call each other
liars in the legislative halls and none of
their families have to go into mourn
ing after the incident.
The dividends of the corporations In
March equal 98 cents per capita for
every person in the United States.
We, the people, got the per capita, and
the big fish got the money, as usual.
The Democracy of the east is look
ing toward Judge Gray or Woodrow
Wilson as fit men to set up against
Bryan. But the real Democracy will
not be Parkerized twice handrunning.
The Democratic governor of Rhode
Island has ordered Republican boss.
Brayton excluded from the state Capi
tol. Brayton was duly surprised to
find his title to the state disputed so>
rudely.
Mrs. William Thaw, in the crisis’,,
showed a Spartan mother’s devotion
to her son. At the same time she
should have sent Harry to Sunday
school when he was a kid, and be
fore he became a goat.
Secretary Cortelyou takes his noon
lunch at a plebeian coffee and pie joint,
along with ordinary public servants.,
A picture of that democratic act will
look bully on a campaign banner next
year, perhaps!
Governor Vardaman, it is said, cam
quote poetry until John Sharp Wil
liams grows black in the face. Andi
it wouldn’t hurt the United States,
senate to have a poetic member In the
Interest of general harmony.
