London dressmakers now propose
a gown with a detachable train. Hub
by, we presume, will be the switch- h
man. r
However, the aviatcr who threatens
to fly up Broadway will not be the a
only high flyer on that wicked thor- o
oughfare. ii
"The earnings of the average New I
York lawyer amount to about $1,000 a h
year. "Earnings" is a diplomatic way t]
of putting it. h
Stealing a base on the rest of the a
country, a Massachusetts school is v
using batting averages to stimulate in- c
terest in mathematics.
New York has just sent $2,000,000 of h
worn out money to Washington. The v
fellows the New Yorkers took it away d
from were probably sent to the ho- tl
pital.
A New York miser committed sui
cide because he was lonesome, and
yet you can hardly blame people for
not wanting to keep a miser's. com
pany.
A western railroad has placed on
its rails a car reserved for women
only, but the women do not after
all prefer an Adamless Eden on
wheels.
Don't be discouraged if the results
you get from your garden make it
seem expensive. The price put upon
Madison Square garden in New York
is $3,500,000.
A chewing gum famine is threat
ened in Chicago as the result of a
strike. Our old-fashioned notion of
nothing to worry abou' is a chewing
gum famine.
A canvass of the co-eds in Chicago
university shows that only two per
cent. of them are planning matrimony.
That's all right; there's no need to
hurry the girls.
There are a great many unreason
able persons in the world, but few are
more so than the New Yorker who
stabbed a deaf mute because he failed
to reply to a question.
