"To be a good cook means the
knowledge of all fruits, herbs, balms
ail spices; and of all that is healing
and sweet in fields and groves, savory
in meats; it means carefulness, in
ventiveness, watchfulness, willingness
and readiness of appliance; it means
the economy of your great-grandmoth
ers and the science of modern chem
ists; it means much testing and no
wasting; it means English thorough
ness, French art and Arabian hospi
tality; it means, in fine, that you are
to be perfectly and always ladies
(loaf-givers), and you are to see that
everybody has something nice to
eat."-Ruskin.
Reason Enough.
"What's the trouble, old man?"
asked the sympathetic friend.
"Well," answered the judge, "you
see, my wife and I have never been
able to get along very well. The re
lationship has become so unbearable
that we both want a divorce."
"I see," answered the friend. "Then
why don't you get one?"
"Because," answered the judge, sad
ly, "I have sent all the bogus divorce
lawyers to the penitentiary."
Vacation Scheme.
"I have gotten a great deal of pleas
ure from anticipating the trip."
"More pleasure, possibly,. than
you'll get from the trip itself."
"That's what I think. So I've de
cided to stay at home and save the
money."
TO DRIVE Ote' MA.I ARIA
ANL BULLD UPL THE SYSTEM
Take the Old Standard GIOVE'S TASTELESS
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking.
The formula is plainly printed on every bottle,
showing it Is simply Quinine and Iron In a taste
less form. The Qluininae drives out the malaria
and the iron builds up thLe system. Sold by all
detalers for 80 years. Price 50 cents.
