•My good woman,' lie remarked, somewhat testily, ' this ii a carriage for gent lumen.' Hut he was (juite taken aback when the 01.l lady made this unexpected reply : 'Well, and what are you doing here V

One at a Time.
On a recent rainy niuht m a Sydney suburb an elderly i»«-m leman ruslud tip t<i a policeman, and <• x<•!hu111-d excitedly : ' Policeman, 'here are halt a dozen roughs jumping' mi a gentleman round the corner. Hadn't you better s»o t' 'Devil a bit! One man's enough for the to jump on at a time,' and the man in blue continued hit leisurely inspection of the doors and shutters in an opposite direction to the scene of strife, hiimmmt; as he went along, ' Are You There, Moriarty V

His Seat.
Am Irishman whi mice a-ked by a friend to no to a c licert with him. Pat ■junßetited. They had not proceeded on the way before Put asked how much tho seats were. Hi» friend said the front seats were One Shilling each, and tiie hack seats weiv Sixpence each, and programmes One Penny each. ' All rieht,' said Pat, ' I'll sit on the programmes.'

KITCHEN RECIPES.
