A Vm-V(l V i m Ir l r mnn.. la lil-n
a steamboat without fuel; he can't go
aneau. Among tne ladies he is like the
moou ui a cioiiny niicnr. ne can t Milne.
Not a single tramp in this country
has ever been kiixwn to purchase a
guide-hook. They had rather be lost
man Know where they are coming out,
"Wht do summer roses fade?" is a
question asked by the poet. "Because
there Is no way of re-leaving them," is
the answer of the gardener.
The man who will tell a lie about the
size of a fqnash can t be trusted in any
official position. Sj.ot these chaps and
rememuer em at tne pons.
"I have a great ear, a wonderful
ear, said a conceited musician, in the
C urse of conversation. "So has a jack
ass," replied a bystander.
Wht is It prolmMc that Moces wore a
wig? Because he was soini times seen
Willi Aaron and sometimes without.
Being the flist bichelor and tTie first
Benedict, how Stan. Is Adam's claim to
being first in peace and first in war.
There is a wag iu every household
where a dog is kept.
The man who eats soft shell crabs has
got a soft job.
Old Jamaica is a rum place for a good
time.
Beware of Cheap Excitant.
