Watch,. As- one oi your
Iohii you a lun-ieweicu ".,"---
gold watch. If you a.e satisneu u
.time-piece Is worth one fin nd red
d tifty-nve u nars. rz:r
what dollar siore ii. i ;
Phis will creaw a i.u -"-;Tf-
o borrow a common ------
costing about thirty-five cents, t"
" wghoa.te..damateursr.ght-or hand
performances always carr, ",
with them. Xow take the knife and
try to open the watch, as you would a
valve; but first assure your audience
that the oyster-knife doesu't contain a
" . . kA antral 3 tf
false bottom, t-eiuovo ...o
tbe watch, and pound the cog-wheels,
L-ir.Tinirs. safety-valves, governors,
etc.. Into a sha,)eless ma-s. - irst pass
your hammer around the audience to
convince them that it Is not hollow.
Now scoop up tne oaiierru
i. tlmp-nipie. nhica them In the case,
aud stamp on it with the heel of your
. v..n vonr boot at the audience,
that they may see lor memseivc-
i. .i..... 'r pnntain a false bottom. Au
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diences are somewnat Bepn-i,
I .!.. httf All trll'KS OI 1C1-IUCUI.
are performed with apparatus especial
. ,i'.ci.,.i for that nurnose. Now re-
... .i... ,.i. ii tn tl.e owner and uilv
IUI11 i- - ,. ... ,
, t ... mL-p if run. lie call I uv b.
II I UI iu ..
But he will probibiy succeeu in ma
Ul'""'." . .. .ilL- lit
.-.i. v.,,'t pv..n dollars and a half.
!. r.ilfli II. III1IVI . .....
1'roceed to turn up your co it-cuffs, that
ail may see you have noiningco"""1"
.ippvp. Now reuuest tbe au-
.lipm-p. io loan vou several trillos, such
as twent-flve dollar gold pieces, -
mond plus, fifty dollar greenuacfcs, eiw.
