recess ty o' ^ssec
.Puree a 5 -. . . u
r • tet Th*
*--• “r.d now .s the
to -.tth =u- an
s th- warden."
'r3*->>L e Chance.
A t'levelard woman wr « to *
»»*«• s**r "I have lost rr.y r sbaad.
Car 1 tary acaft •-- thout W3"ir.gany
specified time"" We woaid advise
her against any each step. S "pose
sotnebc-dy should find her hasDazd and
trlzg him heme!
A; t- s Court, Fa r,
hy does ■'* e ..btr'ge pre'essor
-rry that large it1, e vert cigar :a th*
corner of his mouth' Is it bravado?"
Not at ail. He usee that to balance
a: th "
Hi* t-telprreet.
“Every time one o' his acquaint
ances h»- a hit of luck and trikes »
pot ef money he fines o^er It-"
“That's 'realise he knows that when
he gets home his wife will jump ont#
him brcavse he didn't make a pot o*
money "
To the Manor corn.
"Did you ever play in 'Hamlet'?” !*'
quired a theatrical manager of f*
cent acquisition to his company.
“Ever' ' exclaimed the a«“ -'crust
“Vkhy Tve played in etery hamlst 1*
Great Britain!"
King of Gama Fiah.
The grandest of all fish leapers I*
tarpon otherwise 1 silver king or
grand ecaille." a monster herring,
which may measure six or seven feet
and weigh a couple of hundred pound*
Her Friend.
“Sc they were married the first ttm*
■he met him ehr ' Yes. but how 41*
yon knowT" "I just reasoned that
could not have taken a second look
England and Scotland.
The total length of England
Scotland together, from John o' Gro**
to Land’s End. Is 800 miles.
