Every effort will be made by the Company
to secure the safety and comfort of its pa
trons. All inquiries) relative to desirable
locations te visit or other information will be
cheerfully furnished. Address either S G.
Warner, G. P. & T. A., F. E Roesler. T. P.
& I. A or J. H. Morris, T. P. A., Kansas
City, Mo.
Her Degree Courage.
Amie had been suffering from toothache
for several days. At last she consented to go
with her papa to the dentist. When she was
starting, her mamma said. "Now. dearest, be
a brave little girl. Show fortitude, and
mamma will be proud of you."
In due time Amie returned. And d.id
you ahow fortitude?" mamma inquired.
Amie hetitajed. "It hurted awful, mamma
I guesa (reflectively) I showed about tw enty
tude."Kansas City Journal.
Laundered.
Fat Woman (after the museum fire)I
mips the tattoed man.
ManagerOh, he's down here, but
don't recognize him without his decora
tion*. You see, the firemen accidentally
turned the hose on him.Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Nothing New.
"The longer I live," sighed the Mge, "an
the more I learn, the more firmly am I con
vinced that I know absolutely nothing'
"1 could have told you that 25 \ears ago,
said his wife, "but I knew it would be of no
use."London Tit Bits-.
Plenty of Them.
BriggsG llder ha taken me out in hia
automobile quite frequentlj of late.
GriggsWell, I suppose he wants to have
you snare his pleasure?.
"You mean his trouble*."Detroit Free
Press.
my
bread
"What is that you're baking there,
dear/lanquired young Mr. New lived, "bre a
or some cake?" "I don't know. I have nt
finished yet," replied tbe joung bride.
Philadelphia Press.
