This from the Cleveland (Ohio) Penny
Press, carries its own suggestion : Re
cently meeting Mr. IL G. Keffer, treas
urer of the Cleveland Ucrald, on repre
sentative inquired of that gentleman, after
stating his mission, if he personally knew
anything about the Great German Remedy
SL Jacob's Oil A smile played across
Mr. Kcffcr's expressive face and his eyes
twinkled merrily as he replied in the affir
mative. I will not refuse to stale my ex
perience with it, and you may use it as
you think best. Four years ago 1 sprained
my ankles, an accident which, as you are
aware, entails ttuch suffering and some
times leaves the limb in a condition to re
mind one frequently of the old hurt. Un
fortunately this result ensued. Whenever
u -Miiw. hi-Mm damn or m v svstem
absorbed the slightest cold my ankles
pained me. inis weni on ai intervals m
over three years, and I could not obtain
relief. Last winter I applied the St.
Jacob's Od and it completely cured me.
I have not since lelt a return oi uie pain.
"T mess's our Jeremiah,' said Mrs.
Shelton. "be went off to make'his living
by bis wits." "Weil, did he succeed?"
inquired his friend. ''.No," said the old
man with a sigh, and significantly tap
ping his head; "he failed for want of
capital."
The man who sells four quarts to the
gallon is the best product of the Christian
religion extant, and will walk boldly
through the gate of Paradise while the
man who prays at the street corner is try
in vain to pick tha lock.
Lanxx Alice was crying bitterly, and
n being questioned confessed to having
received a slap from one of ber playfellows.
