The Saratoga Sun.
SARATOGA, - WYOMING.
Th you travel in Spain you will
help our old frien t and ancient ally,
lor three quarters of the stock and
bonds <4 the Spanish railroads are
held in France-
Ac cording to Professor Bailey, the ,
astronomer, the earth weighs 6.019.’ '
>36.00 lO.OUO tons. Men who are I
trying to own the earth should paste I
this in their hats.
A society has been formed in New
York to ‘-reform husbands.” This
is mysterious. Can it be that New |
York women have found so.neimpor- '
(ection in husbands?
Some theatrical managers are
nothing if not consistent. For in
stance: A Miss Gore is to l>e the
soubrette of the company which is to
produce a new melodrama called !
“Bloody Money.”
Americans who have keen trying J
to plant civilization in Coroan soil j
arc likely to be planted there them- j
selves. However, even if unwelcome
in Corea, there is always room for
civilization at homo.
Colonel Ainsworth is free: the
spirits of the victims of the Ford’s j
theater disaster may “rise and in
trumpet tones proclaim the deep ’
damnation of their taking olf.” but j
they will have to let it go at that.
“Wii\r shall we do with our:
girls?” inquires an Eastern writer. '
if we mean to keep solid with them ,
wo shall have to take ’em to the |
theater, ice cream saloon and prayer I
meeting as usual, wo suppose. Why ?
Three men in Cincinnati were
bandits for a single night. In the
morning one was at tho morgue, the
second in the hospital and tho third
in jail. Heretofore Cincinnati has
not been looked upon as u model city.
