He went out, leaving her revolving
tne matter sun uciuk a kto
"Well." said she to herself, "there
may be some water in it I will not in-
sist on it being straight but it is there
Serum, indeed !"
iia waa ml liib wwrtu rwi
home, and the persistent entangling of
equalabraham made her forget, for the
Dll S101 W1LU UBT iwr iuiwhim. i'
time, au auoui. uu: scrum,
"
A Soud Dinner. Some of the New
York hotels have bills of fare with the
ny - leal covered witn cams ot various
business houses. An Oregon man re-
ntl v took a seat behind one of them,
when a waiter appeared with "What
will vou have, sir?" To the utter con
fusion of the waiter, he leisurely rc-
marked : "You may fetch me a new
got of teeth, in guttapercha; an im
nrored sewing machine, witn patent
fork-stitch, a box of Brandreth's puis.
mmi . Dair or number seven r rencu can-
.kin boots." In a moment the waiter
replied : VTe do not furnish those
articles." "Then what the uevu nave
lyou got it on the bill of fare for i" re-
torted the customer.
Jcst before the war a young lawer
nut out his shingle, upou which was
painted, "Lander Thomas, Attorney-at-
Law." ue owned a negro nauieu auu,
who was a notorious thief, and he was
goon detected in burglary and arraigned
before the city court. Of course his
owner defended him, but the evidence
was convincing, and lie was sentenced
to n acquaintance witn tne wumum
nost As he was marched off by an
officer some one remarked to him.
