The simplest affection may become
a thing of beauty; the 1ot« of any
human being comes to our lives aa the
great revealer. By this alone we hear
and see. It la also the great health
giver. Our work no longer continues
selfish when the thought of another
la constantly with us; there Is always
an avenue for relief from the deaden
ing routine and tedium. Work with a
thought of some one else la living
work, and that which Is living be
comes beautiful.—Arthur L. Salmon.
Joke by Accident.
Ton may wrong tbe child by the
name you give It. In this matter the
girl baby has the advantage of the
boy. She can change It at maturity.
A friend of mine whose name was
Creamer had a daughter who was
christened Constance—very thought
lessly. A good name for a baby, per
haps, when you put them together.
But It took her twenty-three years to
change it and spoil the Joke.—London
Chronicle.
Amusing Trick of Messenger*.
The stamp trick Is a very common
one with messengers because of the
amount of amusement derived from it.
It consists in sticking a new stamp on
a step or some prominent place, and
watching the various attempts of
passers-by to pick It up. which, of
course, are unsuccessful.—London
Mail.
Again the G. P.
“Mr greatest profanity provoca
tion,” writes J. S. L., "Is to be taken
to a church entertainment by my wife
and have to remain calm while a
gawky, six-foored thing which calls
Itself a tenor and has a face like a
carp, warbles, “I Wish I Were a
Rose.' ’
Would Hardly Go Around.
