Brut. Prompt and TaoKorr.it. are the charac
teristics of Or. Jayue'a Carminative Kalsain. lis
merit bas made It known everywhere 'or years,
as a si andurd curative for Cramps. Diarrhoea,
Cholera Morbus, and all Diseases of the Bowels;
It Is beside easily administered to children,
being pleasant lu the taste, and is entirely sate.
WIT AXD HUMOR.
En Perkins. " Can a thing which
has no life move?" asked Joseph Cook
of Eli Perkins. . ...
"Of course they can," replied f.H.
Whv. last vear I saw a watch spring,
a rope walk, a horse fly, a match box,
a peanut stand, a mill dam, an oyster
try, anu acai nsu; anu mm
tinued Ell, " 1 expect to see a peach
blow, a gin sling, and a brandy smash,
and "
" Anything more, Mr. Terkins .'
"Why. ves. 1 expect to see a stone
fence, a cane brake, and a bank run."
" Did you everseea snoe snop.a gnu.
boil, or hear a codfish bawir askeu
Mr. ( ook.
Vn' hut I've seen a Dlank walk, a
horse whip, a tree toad, and I would
not be surprised to see tne ureai At
lantic coast, the Pacific slope, a tree
box, and "
As Mr. Look left, til to.u mm i
he had often seen very mysterious
things that he had seen a uniform
smile.
Whv. I've seen a sword fish." said
Mr Cook. I've seen a hog's skm boots
too. and once 1 saw some alligator's
hide shoes. Yes." he continued, "Mr.
Perkins. I have even heard the bark ot
a tree actually seen the tree bark, seen
it holler and commence to leave, i ue
tree held on to its trunk, which they
were trying to seize lor board.
