Campus
A heary pebbled Russia
Calf Blucher on a popu
lar Brogue Last with
harness stitching. Good
'yle and extra value at
$8.00
Arcadia
A very stylish oxford for
Women in Gun Metal
Calf,four rou's stitching
on camp dnd tip. A re
markably good value at
$5.00
Attractive Styles for Young Men and Women
W. L. Douglas Birmingham Store
1916 THIRD AVE.
OPEN SATURDAY EVENINGS
Our Men's 3 S ft Footform Host
look well and wear well.
DOMESTIC DAYS
By ROY M’CARDELL
Suppressed laughter and murmurs
were heard coming from the distant
regions, so to speak, of Jarr
menage, as Mrs. Jarr sat at her sew
ing and Mr. Jarr read his evening
paper. Ever and anon a slight scuf
fle and shuffling of feet and chairs
could be heard and a resounding slap
would reverberate from the kitchen
“Gertrude has got a beau tonight,
eh?” Mr. Jahh inquired. “Has the
mysterious missing milkman returned
to plight his troth again? Ah, milk
men are as weak as water!”
“It isn’t the milkman,” replied Mrs.
Jarr, “it’s Gertrude's old bean*
Claude, the fireman.”
“A gallant lad, but fickle. I fear
me,” said Mr. Jarr. "So our Gertrude
has lured him back?”
“Yes,” Mrs. Jarr retorted, “and El
mer, the grocery clerk, her other
beau, is down in the basement with
the Janitor. He kept away because
he was jealous of Claude, the fire
man, and Claude, the fireman, kept
away because he was jealous of El
mer.”
"And now they are both worship
ing again at the shrine of Gertrude
because they are jealous of the mys
terious missing milkman, who pro
posed to Gertrude up the dumbwaiter
shaft and then disappeared without
telling his name or lineage?” ven
tured Mr. Jarr.
