Everything was ready for kit in
spection the recruits stood lined up
ready for the officer, and the officer
had his bad temper all complete. He
marched up and down the line, grimly
Eyeing each man's bundle of needles
and soft soap, and then he singled out
Private MacTootle as the man who
was to receive his attentions.
"Toothbrush?" he roared.
"Yes, sir."
"Razor?" "Yes, sir."
"Hold-all?" "Yes, sir."
"Huh! You're all right, apparently,"
growled the officer. Then he barked,
"Housewife?"
"O, very well, thank you," said the
recruit, amiably "how's yours,''"
Journal of the American Medical As
sociation.
What It Does.
"What does golf do for a man'"
"Well, for one thing, It makes him
decide to take his vacation In the win
ter, when he can go south."
Even though a man stops growing
while young, he may grow old.
Liquor Control in Bermuda.
Consul Carl R. Loop of Hamilton, re
ports that the Bermuda legislature has
passed a law whereby "during the con
tinuance of the present war the sale
or supply of intoxicating liquor In all
clubs and licensed premises is prohib
ited between the hours of nine o'clock
at night and nine o'clock on the fol
lowing morning."
Marriage is neither an eartlilj heav
en or the other place.
The man who jumps to conclusions
ought to watch his step.
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CASTORIA
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What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops
and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium,
Morphine nor other narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee.
