Her Soul Wasn't "In It."
He was a j'oung and zealous minister ,
just down nt Manhattan beach on his
vacation. Tho tiro of ambition filled his
soul, and when he met Mudgo Slam-bang,
tho "belle of tho beach," ho became
deeply interested in her religious
condition at once. After being introduced
he sat down besido her on the
sand, and, taking her hand in his, said
to her in n deeply sympathetic voice,
"My dear Miss Slambang, how is it with
thy soul!" Madge Slambang was a
Brooklyn girl of tho most pronounced
tyo. and us she looked tho ambitious
young minister square in the eye site
replied, "Do you btippoothat a girl who
has to take a bath, play tennis, go driving,
dress six times a day and dodgo tho
attentions of mosquitoes, dudes and all
tho other nuisances which abound at ,
watering places has any time left to
think of her soul?" And then who shook
out the folds of her bathing suit and
plunged into tho waves, leaving the1
young and zealous minister to ponder
over tho wickedness of human nature in
general and of the summer girl in par-1
ttcular. Brooklyn Eagle.
OoikI Oouite Story, Till.
