A Bar entered a book store the other
day, and inquired for "You Know how
it is Yourself." With some difficulty it
was sscertained that he wanted Charles
Reade's "Put Yourself in his Place."
Said a pompous husband, whose wife
had stolen np behind and given him a
kiss, "Madam, I consider such an act
indecoronn." "Excuse me," said the
ife, "I di In't know it was you."
A red nosed gentleman asked a wit
whether he believed in spirits. "Ave,
sir," replied he, looking him full in the
face, I see too much evidence before
me to donbt it,"
Thb Detroit Free Press has advices
from the Indian country that the Paw
nee Indians want boots with red tops,
or they'll raise another fuss.
The difference between a tale-bearer
and sealing-wax is, that sealing-wax
burns to keep a secret and the tale
bearer burns to tell one.
"Tms engine won't work," said a
fireman to the chief of the fire depart
ment "No wonder," was the reply,
"it wss made to play."
"Paradise Boots" are to be worn this
summer. They are flesh-colored, and
resemble those worn by our first mother.
Why is a London milkman like
Pharaoh's daughter ? Because he takes
a little profit out of the water.
a
T-ancrt, TTnnt waa mAoA ht a hvlv ii
he wonld not venture on an orange,
"iladam," he replied, "I should be
appy to do o, but I am afraid I might
I unble off.
Thb first law of gravity Sever to
laugh at your own jokes.
id) mptoma r Catarrh.
