When lovely woman stoops to con quer it is generally for the purpose of picking up a fire-brick or a flat-iron to throw. — KeoJcuk Constitution. What was it the gang saw ? There wouldn't have been any milk in the cocoanut if some of our dairymen had had the original construction of it. A good riddance to the Chinese. This CDnntry wants washing bills which it can read, even if it can't pay 'em. — Chicago Tribune. Modjeska's car has been thrown off the track. Good ad. Kind of like getting pnffs from a locomotive, as it were. — Detroit Free Press.
THE TARANAEI HERALD, APRIL 30. 1879.
A friend of his is famed for quoting the saying that " Ccesar's wife shonld be above suspicion." Let him take this saying 1 into consideration, and avoid ad vocating in his position of editor — or, still worse, as an elected officer of a Board — anything which will specially pro6fc himself or any personal friend : let him rather err on the other side, and let others appear as the advocate in all such matters. As regards his sneer about want of costbetic taste, any man may like every, thing nice and tidy about his own house and property, and he may be an admirer of the refined and beautiful in things of his neighbour's ; but; it is in the order of man's nature that he ob jects to pay for his neighbour's refine ment, however mnch be may admire. — I am, &c, A Ratepayer.
