If there is anything else the Demo
cratic party wants now is the time to
ask for It.
God reigns and the government at
Washington still lives.
ADVERTISING DAD
The young sons Oi Mr. A., a coal
dealer, and Dr. B. were great chums.
The merchant's boy was handy with
the paint brush and helped his father
by lettering the rocks along the coun
try roads. One evening the doctor
asked his son what he had been do
ing that day.
“Advertising,” was the reply.
"Advertising whom!” inquired the
physician.
“Oh. you and Mr. A.”
"What, me?”
"Yes, sir. Jim and I have been out
painting a sign like this: ‘Buy your
coal from A, and your babies from
Dr. B.”'
TAKE YOUR CHOICE
“Where can I see a good production
of Hamlet?" Inquired the stranger in
New York.
“Well,’ answered the hotel clerk,
"they have a woman playing it at the
Kibosh theater; they have it set to
music at the Frivolity; and a promi
nent baseball player is 'Starring in the
part at the Gazook."
Sickness, fire, burglary, no matter
which, the quickest route to help is
by telephone. adv.
