Paducah Has Company. “Pa,
what is an old fogy ?’’
“An old fogy, my son, is a man who
f came to Paducah many years ago and
has managed to get rich by paying
i starvation wages to laboring men, by
i loaning money at usurious interest,
’ and by never doing anything to build
1 up the city. An old fogy, my son, ia
: a maa who should be squelched."
“Pa, will an old fogy go to heaven
1 when ho dies?"
1 -'-I if there is cash admittance fee
i ;.It an admittance of ten
1 ecu s -tas charged for entrance into
heaven, and free tickets were givm
tot admission into the bad piaeh, old
1 fogies would take thefiee tid-eta."
I “Pa. do oid logics ever give any*
thing to the poor? ’
"No, my s.n ; they say tho poor can
, bet',"
"Old logics are tough citizens, ain’t
i the/, pa?”
“VV 1 , i ihouM smile I”.
