It is also aware of the fact that you
haven't got a rod to pay your Hue
with. Now, then, if yoa will meet
this court I nek of this building on
the level, it will either got away
with you in six and a half minutes
or remit the fine, I want to prove
it to the citizens of Gunnison that
in eleotiog mo to tbe judiciary tbey
have cast their votes for a man who
can spit on bis bund ia eix different
languages and get away with a bog
pen full of roughs without having
an ear scratched. Prisoner at the
bar, have you anything to say"
Tb prisoner decided to go to
jail.
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This country has 271,111 piofcfi
iooal teachers.
M1DJJLE13UKG,
SNYDER COUNTY, PA, Jl LY
Thompson' Failure.
Fnrwell Thompson was the first
pi isonor to answer to tho call of the
11.. i.. 1 1 -.... 1 1
v iinii uia tuitfc null TPflfc Ull
1 1
I rm' " 1 Lo t onoe prococdod to
'
loosorve.
Jl'. 1 want Ih.
tn(ln W)0 cMn tUnl.Un
in there a
cooler ! Cooler 1 Why. sir, it is
hotter than six old-fashioned Dutch
ovens rolled into one I I buliove I
havo lost ten pounds of llosh since
dark last night, nti I I uovcr blent n
wink until after daylight."
"Yon shouldn't havo got thoro,"
was the reply.
"Was I to blame "
"I presnmo so. Von nro down on
tho records us being dua l drunk.
You conl ln't havo reached that con
dition without knowing nil ubout it."
"Judge, I want t explain. I am
an espenuioutalist.
