Trotto'd h T tint hor sister's hilil'SOw
was t ti 1 J by a person uho illeaiiiel if,
that Mis Trouble's oldest d ni.'htcl'
told Mis X c ion's lliothor gr.vidmo-
ther heard by a letter tint sho got
Irom her third bister's s oml bus
I bind'" oldebl brother's atcp-sd mghler,
thai it was rep irted ly theenptaiii ol a
clamhoat univixl from thee I'erjca
lsl.i,ids, that tho iilm m lid about that
sjctlou wore sharkskin b ivl v,, stulljd
with pickle 1 eels' ttes 1"'
1
Couldn't ivis It.
A iluy ot Uvo hiin o, a man not over
aud above familiar with the d;nk ways
1 q' te!iiudiing, Weill inn ono of tho
nflU'es with a despatch, which he insist
ed up oi having sent nil" immediately.
p;10 0,.l.ru.r u icu-iimo Filed I, -in. and
Iiheu hu:u the Uispati-b on a hm It
.Tiie ina-i hung ntoi;u I some time. ev!-
deiitly uu-ati-lied At last his patience
was exhausted, nnd ho belched out:
"Ain't you going to sail that dis
patch?" Tho op Tutor politely informed hies
ihat hi had sent it.
' Xu jor uinV' replied the indignant
man ; ' thoro it ia uow oo tho book."
And now they lell us Goo. Wash
ington, to whilj sway tin (odious
winter hours ut Valley Forgs, plays I
"penny anty'" with tbi ohiip'ain Thus
ittlo by little they aro chipping olT
the perfections of our gnut model,
.'low sal to be convinced that Q- W.
