"Doctor, I'm so nervous that 1 toss
all night. What's the best remedy?"
".la-r take a nap when you feel that
v.-ay. " i; iroit Free Press.
Snake Dreams.
A will known authority on dreams
aud dr. ami eoks says: '"To dream you
see snakes or serpents nhows that you
will be imprisoned and encounter many
dangers. If you are in love, your sweet
heart will be faJe. To dream you kill a
snake shows you will overcome diffi
culties and enemies and be successful in
hive, trade or fanning, but unsuccessful
at st a. ' '
The Iroposai of the Future.
She Perfectly lovely club, isn't it?
He Are you a me mber?
She No. Onlv married women are
eligible.
He Ah, would you allow me to
make- you eligible to niornbership?
Loudon Fun.
1 ititre is notmng purer tnan nonesty,
j nothing sweeter than charity, nothing
I warmer than love, nothing richer than
wisdom, nothing brighter than virtus
and tiothing more steadfast than faith.
A bushel of plasterers' hair, when
well dried, equals 15 pouuds.
HUMPHREYS'
No. 1 Cures Fever.
No. 2 " Worms.
No. 3 " Infants' Diseases.
No. 4 " Diarrhea.
No. 8 " Neuralgia.
No. 9 Cures Headache.
No. IO " Dyspepsia.
No. 1 1 " Delayed Periods.
No. 12 " Leuehorrea.
No. 14 " Skin Diseases.
No. 13 Cures Rheumatism.
No. 16 " Malaria.
No. 20 " Whooping Cough
No. 27 ." Kidney Diseases,
i No. OO " Urinary Diseases
No. 77 " Colds and Grip.
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