4-
Wouldn’t it be a good stunt to ask
the Rev. Billy Sunday to send up a
prayer or two for Atlanta’s baseball
team ?
4-
If that man Underwood will sit
steady'’ and hold tight, he may hear
something interesting to his political
future, shortly.
English like American cars, says
a news item. Yep; also they like the
American heiress’s money to buy
those same cars.
But the very’ worst we’ve heard
of is that wife of a northern deacon,
who begs for “a kissless Sabbath.”
Can you beat that?
AT
Nope; we can t believe the Aver
age Woman has lessened in number.
East Lynn still plays- to crowded
houses in Alabama.
The reckless frequency with which
editors are being arrested these days,
leads one to imagine they are almost
classed as politicians.
4
It doesn't often happen, but a sa
loon keeper named Beisswenger was
drowned in a cask of wine, in Mil
waukee, the other day.
4
If Atlanta’s baseball team could
only swap averages with Georgia’s
lynching figures, there’d be less
gloom among the fans.
4
And Georgia has a baby the same
relative size as the cotton crop. It’s
a two-year-old boy’ and he weighs
one hundred and twenty-two pounds.
4-
And another junket is being ar
ranged for the Canal Zone. Gen.
Wood and the new Secretary of War
are going down to see how things
look.
4
Well, if Mr. Lorimer doesn’t stay
in Congress, he might use some of
his tactics in Chicago’s municipal
politics. They’re muddy enough to
be winners.
A lot more family skeletons in the
closets of our very newest rich folks,
are out for an airing—the latest in
connection with a certain Mrs. Jen
kin’s jevzels.
