"Hard on him!" cried Jane. "No,
ma'am, that I wasn't. I've just mar
ried him, and I leave at the end of the
month!"
Giving Her an Object Lesson.
Mrs. Saft came in from a chat over
the fence with her neighbor, and her
face was bard and red.
"Come here, Tommy she command
ed her young son. "I am going to pun
ish you, but open the windows first!"
"What for?" said Tommy, beginning
to weep.
"Well, I have just heard that that
cat across the road said I have no au
thority over you, and I want her to
hear you getting a whipping. Come
here, sir!"
No Change.
BillHow times have changed!
JillWhatyer mean?
"Why, less than three hundred years
ago the whole of Manhattan island had
a value of twenty-four dollars. Parts
of it are now valued at the rate of
forty million dollars an acre."
"I can't see much change. I couldn't
have bought it three hundred years ago
or now."
Not Impressed.
Father (impi-es^hely)Do you
know, my son, that a single drop of
nicotine would quickly kill a rabbit?
SonWell, nature's fixed that, all
right, for rabbits don't smoke.
Train your servants in (he way they
should go and before very long they
are gone.
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Residences
Barns
Poultry Houses
Implement Sheds rrr
Silos Granaries, etc.
Certain-t
When Our Men Come Back!
"Wonderful resolutions are being
made in little English homes. Such
determination to be sweet tempered
and cheerful and charming as ne\ei
betore! Such planning for good Mines
to cone."To Day.
Disillusioned.
"Is Rand happy in bis marriage?"
"Happy? II Hand vero to see Mrs.
Hand today for the first time, he
wouldn't even ask lor an introduction.
Like Many.
