Jimmy-But ffhiit do you do when you git mil sleepy? You don't own up to it, do you?

!'ommy-Naw. Igo to nskin paw fool questions, ami ho makes mo go to bed.— Indianapolis Journal. non(,'H on Chicago, "Do you soil ret'irn tickets toChirajro!* Jskcd tho mi\n outside of the ticket ollicp, "Oh, yes. No ono would go out there If wo didn't," whs tho reply of tho man Inside—Yonkers Statesman. Wlnit to I)o With It, "Thoy say tho chair manufacturers have formed a trust." "Well, wo can't sit down on ti:;t, any too quick,"-(Jleveliiml Plain Itaiicr. A Veteran. "Call yourself a veteran, when you \vor» novcr nut of the country?" ''Woll, anyway, I was doctored by t Veterinary."-Oinciniip.il Enquirer, A Small Chip, "Young Dealer Is getting to he as Invot erato n poker player as his father." "A chip of the old block, nhf'-Pliil*. dolphin North American. Tlic Dculroyer. "Mary Ann seems to got through the dinner dishrs in remarkably quir.k lime." "Yes, tlmru aro so few of thorn left,"— Cleveland Plain Dealer, Easily Explained, "You Buy that you w«8 driven Into bat tel How vim Hint?" "Rode In with tfaienlt train, sit,"- 'tincoton Tiger. A Shrewd Broker, Annuitants are longer lived than outers, says Byron, and this was the firm con. viction of Sampson Gideon, tho emiii'.n!; Jew broker. '.Never grant an Aiuinity to an old woman,'he would »»y; * tJi-.-y wither, but they novcr die.' And no o:il lady, even with a hacking, cliiipj!iy;ut! cough, had any chance or u-.ttinj; «ut advantage from this prince at lipJUts. One old damo, a proposed r.unuiutit, it is said, commenced to couth violently on approaching the broker's, private room, but it was of no use. ' Aye, aye, you may cough,' Gideon was heard" to mutter, ' but it shan't save you six months' purchase.'

The Affont'i Triumph. "Do yon carry any life insuranoe?" In quired the oily tongued stranger. "No, sir, Ido not!" replied tho conserva tive business man shortly. "Indeed!" exclaimed the stranger. "But of course you are Interested ln°tho subject." "Not in the least," snapped tho business man. '' You merely waste your tlmo talk ing to me. Ido not believe in Insurance of any kind. I think-It 1b nothing mora or lets than a gigantic iwlndlo," "I nm glad'to hear you say that," re turned tho other, "fori qulto agree with yon. 