"He must be a wonder to keep It this
long."
'Oh, I don't know. It wasn't so hard
to keep."
"What was It?"
That lie wouldn't burn as much coal
this year as usual."
Where in W estera Canada vnn can huv at fmm
$15 to $30 per acre good farm land that will raise
20 to 45 bushels to the acre of S2 wheal its
easy to figure the profits. Many Western Canadian
farmers (acores of them from the U. S.) have paid for their land from a
single crop. Such an opportunity for 100 profit on labor and investment
is worth investigation.
Canada extends to yon a hearty Invitation to settle on her
Free Homestead Lands off 160 Acres Each
or secure some of the low priced lands in Manitoba, Saskatchewan r
Alberta. Think what yea can make with wheat at 52 a bushel and land so
easy to get Wonderful yields also of Oats. Barley and
Flax. Mixed far salaz and cattle raisina. jeSwiasHfasejs?
The climate is healthful and agreeable; railway fa
cilities excellent; good schools and churches convenient
Write for literature and particulars aa to reduced railway
rates to Supt Immigration. Ottawa. Canada, or to
W. V. BENNETT
Room 4, Dee Bldg., Omaha. Neb.
Canadian Government Agent
c&S
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills pot np 40 years
ago. They regulate 11 ver and bowels. A d.
Consoling Him.
. Clerk "I cannot live on my Ralary,
sir." Boss "Then I'll try to be patient
and wait. Instead of firing you."
Most ieople would rather blame a
man for what he doesn't than give him
credit for what he does.
Knows Mother Now as Heroine.
The woman who plows is not a new
woman, according to the Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
