He's the best physician that
knows the worthlessness of
medicines.
Beware of meat twice boil'd.
and an old foe reconcil'd.
The old man has given all to
his son : O fool ! to undress thy
self before thou art going to
bed.
AUTO CO.
and Supplies
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Safe.'
"I know a perfectly safe place for
your diamond rings, mother."
"Whore r
"On Bud's fingers."
"Hilly, he'd be sure to lose tliein."
"No, lie wouldn't. You'd never ha
in any danger of Bud taking them
off to wash his hands."
Did His Best.
The tramp touched his hat and
walked along beside the horseman.
"You wouldn't think, sor," he said,
"but I once hud a huppy home."
"Then," said the rider, "why didn't
ymi do something to keep It luippy?"
"I did, sir," said the tramp ; "I left
It." Loudon Tit-lilts.
Good Advice.
- "My buy, get this In your head:
Ynti don't need to go to New York to,
make n success." jj
"No, dad?" j
"Not by a tong shot. It you've got )
anything at all worth while, New York '
will come to you for It."
A New Feat.
"Here's my wife been taking coals
to Newcastle."
"In what way?"
"Sim drove .er car against the traf
fic policeman, phinlng him to the sem
aphore stand, und so she pinched the
cop."
Deceptive Conditions.
"We're using n great many one-cent
piceos these days."
"Yes. When you get weighed you're
not s-.ire whether you are gaining In
heft or carrying an extra amount of
small change."
No Indication.
"There Is one symptom, doctor, you
may gather something from as you
know the patient. He seems to be
wanilenlng."
"That amounts to nothing. Jim al
ways was a bum loafer."
Perseverance.
