the ?osta Rican earthquakes have
not touched the Panama canal, ac
cording to official reports, but they
are not wanted any nearer. Jo
Plymouth Rock is a myth, says a
Harvard professor. Nobody believes
In a thing that quits laying eggs when ur
eggs are needed.
ington within a stone's th w
Whata t1& of' that
'The kaiser insists that German stud
dents shall do less beer drinking. In
other words, only a thirst for knowl
edge will be tolerated.
A theatrical manager wants to in
sure his male star against marriage
and consequent decrease of popu
larity, If Lloyds will take a risk like
this, why work?
One heir for every year of his life
gathered at the deathbed of a Mex.
Icen centenarian-millionalre. The
lawyers--representing the months
had to stay outside.
Professor Muensterberg claims to
be able to read women' minds. So can
we when we see them standing in
front of shop windows in which fash
lonable finery is displayed.
fi ancient Rome had realized that it
would he regarded after its fall as a
horrible example for all generations
it might have reformed before the
barbarians took a hack at it.
A 'Minneapolis man says that it is
or no use trying to Americanize the
Porto Ricans. But then, he should
realize that it is not necessary to make
them like the up-river variety.
The clergyman who declared in At
lantle City that girls smoke more
cigarettes than boys might be em
barrassed if any one asked him for
proof. Ilecause there is no proof.
The latest wireless invention en
ables one ship to tell where another
is in a fog. It may reach ultimate
perfection in being so adapted as to
eell a man where he Is in a London
fog.
