An old gentleman was present at the
?ending a .' th ? will >f n distant rela?
tive, lie bfUl bl led to lind
himself remembered in it, but pretty
soon a danae was read In which a cer?
tain bcqoeatl al to him.
cument wont
on to b old jrey mare In tbe
said Held t.. soi i one else a man
with v, bom thc - an was not
? an frii tel . That was too much
inlmlty, and be interrupted
rain proceedings and brought a
smile to the face* of tbe company by
exclaim
ing my i/rass!"?I'ear
The ll Inlicit (tmrt.
Tin* i louver Times says that when
Tom Bagnell was justice of the
peace at Altman, the highest Incorpo?
rated town iu the country, standing
12,000 feet above tbe sea level,
he had occasion to lino a disorderly
character flu and cost* Tho victim of
ihe operation of justice objected to the
llnding ot the court and announced
that h- would take an appeal.
"WhatV Appeal, would you'.'" asked
ih- astonished court "You can't como
any o' thai. now. This is the highest
eourt in the United States, and you
can't appeal."
She Wn<s n Ohnei-Ter.
"l?ld George write lo you every day
while he was traveling around?**
"Yes, every day."
"What res ilarlty!"
"Yes. bul I di icovi n d that every one
of the letters w is written here In his
office l'ana;, |, Brad all he had
to do was h 'li ip one in the postottice
wherever he chanced to be."
"And how did you lind that out?"
"The *?' iu his office typewriter lu
broken."?Cleveland Plain Healer.
Ita (iootl rolnt.
Gentleman (to house agent)?Tbe
great disadvantage is that the house ls
so damp.
