A rival merchant may undersell',
you, but you are safe if ho doesn't
duplicate your courtesy to custom
ers. THOUGHTS FOR THE HOME-
Look ou the bright side of all the
members of the home and their expe
riences. Put away tho "blues" and bad tem
per, and ail unhindness with firm reso
lutions. Have open eyes for the virtues and
charms of mother and father-, brother
and sitter.
Then the home, though, it may be
wanting in many things that money
mljrht buy, will he rich In happiness
and conr'7i'.. Chica ;o Tmt'ir Ocean.
English Newspaper Magnata.
Lord Northcliff, formerly Sir Alfred
Harmsworth of Eng'.and, may be en
titled the greatest newspaper mag
nate of the world. He owns and ac
tively directs sorjoe 4 prosperous
dallies and other , eriodicals. Lord
Northcliff has Uh secured for hi
publications the- ' -vices of Pomeroy
Burton, one of tt fflcient young ed
itors who hava won a reputation in
the United States. Mr. Burton Is to
receive in lis aew pxisiOtm the salary
of $20tfHrr yeK
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All Aboard..
There once wag a drunkard named Hanna
Who slipped on a piece of banana;
He lit on the wagon
That has the blue tag on,
And grabbed up the pure wattah bannah!
Wayside Fancies.
Coal may be a necessary adjunct,
but my flat is heated by kicking.
The brida who follows the idea that
eggs must be cooked until they are
tender, discovers her mistake in time,
but the loving husband who believes
he must eat everything she cooks, for
fear of hurting her feelings by a re
fusal, usually has his discovered by
the undertaker.
