But for the keystone of the arch,
the criminal implication of the plot
ters themselves, he was indebted to a
fit of ill-considered anger and to a
chapter of accidents.
To be Continued.
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TOOK THE EGGS SCRAMBLED.
Order for Fried Too Much for Phila
delphia Waiter.
A salesman in a department store
who possesses considerable wit en
tered a restaurant in the central sec
tion of the city the other day, and,
finding the waiter to have been a re
cent arrival from Ireland, told him he
wanted two fried eggs.
"I want one egg fried on one side
and the other egg fried on the other
side, and I want them quick," the
salesman added.
"Would. you kindly write that on a
piece of paper?" said the waiter.
"I haven't got time. Be quick, I
tell you."
"One fried egg fried on both sides
and the other fried egg fried on the
other side," muttered the Irishman as
he was leaving the table.
In a few minutes the salesman
heard much commotion in the kitchen.
TEere were loud words and they were
punctuated with sounds which seemed
like blows.
Presently the waiter appeared much
excited, and, rushing up to the sales
man, exclaimed:
"Say, I had a terrible fight wid the
cook about those eggs and you'll have
to take them scrambled."—Philadel
phia Press.
PEOPLE YOU CAN'T LOSE.
Met
Cranks and Others That Are
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