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Naval progress is now so rapid
that a battleship becomes obsolete
before it is built.
If Salvador and Guatemala have
any more fight in them let them
turn loose on the mosquitoes.
The hotel clerks will soon be suf
fering Irom shirt front stoop, due tc
the great weight of the diamond.
Broad as it is, the pure food law
does not protect sawdust from being
adulterated with breaefast foods.
Englana is not indifferent to dis"
armanent. It has decided to build
three new Dreaduoughts instead of
four.
France having cut off the salary
of the guillotine artist is almost
equivalent to cltting off the head ol
the headsman.
It is said that the Newpart baby
whose parents gave it $10,000,000
cries all the time. It shows the baby
meeded castoria instead of money.
A hotel for women in New Yorb
announces that it will not receive
any guest over 35 years old. Thai
practically removes all restrictions.
Throughout his logg life Russel!
Sage saved on the average about
$1,000,000 a year for a rainy day
which takes the record from Noah.
London society is enjoying a dis
ease called "necklace stoop," due to
the great weight of gems worn.
Call a surgeon and cut out the jewels.
The trouble with the Czar of Rus
sia is that he doesn't get near enough
to his people. But, of course, if he
got too near there is always the dan'
ger that some one of the proletariat
would "swipe" him.
- Those beautiful Kentucky girls
who are visiting Paris are much an
noyed by Parisian rubbernecks. They
seem to have made a mistake in not
taking along as escorts a few of the
athletic young men of Kentucky.
