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Man in Georgia stood near the railroad,
watching a passenger train approach. Cow
happened to be doing the same thing, only
she stood on the track, which fool cows are
so fond of doing.
Likewise a stray dog was waiting for the
train to go by, so that he could then insanely
chase it and bark at it.
Well, Sir, before you could have said John
Henry Robinson, the train had struck the
cow—-killing her—and as she flew through
the air she hit the man—killing him— and the
man, on his way to the ground, struck and
killed the dog!
Did you ever?
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