"If the kissing buggettas should fol
:ow you to the sacred precincts of the
home circle send 'your mother-in-law
nut with the broomstick, and may a
kind heaven help those who cannot
run fast enough.
"Beloved Togie:-Now listen with
all your ears. This advise I give you
from the heart. Don't let any com
mittee present you with a house.
"Handsome Togie:-Avoid this house
proposition as you would a creditor.
"Remember, Togie, that the public
likes to honor a hero by giving him
something expensive, and then dis
honor him afterwards by watching
what he does with it.
Noble Togie:-There are only two
ways a hero can remain a hero in this
strange world of ours. One way is to
die just after he has heroed, and the
other way is to get in a glass case and
stay there-but he must buy the glass
case himself.
