The Saratoga Sun
SARATOGA, WYOMING.
If celluloid articles are to explode
what is to liecome of the man whs
wears a celluloid collar when he gsu
••hot under the collar.”
The kaiser may be pretty busy writ
ing- o|K*ras and things, but the sound
of the bucksaw proceeds from the
imperial woodshed with tolerable reg-1
ularity.
For enlarging a city easily and
quickly a lengthened radius beats a
stuffed census out of sight. By ex- [
tending its radius to sixty miles Pitts
burg counts a population of 1,608,96
or considerably larger than that
of Chicago. By extending its little i
radius so as to take tn Baltimore, I
Philadelphia, Cincinnati, Cleveland, |
and a few other suburbs Greater Pitts- ,
burg could be made to crowd Greater '
New York for size and even eclipse
Washington as “the City of Magnifi
cent Distances. ”
The report of terrible atrocities ia '
Armenia may l»e exaggerated some-.
