The man who kicked about the cold
weather a week ago is now kicking
about the slush. The weather man
learned long ago that he can't please
all the people all the time.
Customs officials tell us that Amern.
sans imported $17,000,000 worth of pic
tures from Paris last year. Evidently
they mean that Americans paid $17,.
000,000 for pictures imported from
Paris.
The fact that various Philadelphians
hurled eggs at the Irish Players leads
one to suspect that those who partici.
pated in the ceremony were million
aires or that the eggs were under sus
picion.
The skeleton found in East Anglia
Indicates twit man lived in England
before the more severe of the various
ice movements-accounting for the
british temperament as viewed by
some Americans.
A member of the Maryland legisla
ture has introduced a bill providing
that it shall become a criminal offense
for anyone to spread gossip about a
woman. Some of the women who
have no reason to fear the gossips are
likely to regard this as an infraction
of the bill of rights.
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unfailing source of interest to the Americans and Europeans there.
HOW TO GET RED HAIR
It has been found that the way to
obtain auburn hair is to get a job in
a soda asV manufactory. A new soda
ash plant started abroad employs
many men in the procdsses of chang
ing the salt as it comes-from the huge
veins which underlie the locality.
