Woman’s love: “Do you believe that
a woman nowadays would die for the
object of her love?” asked a bachelor
friend. “I don’t know whether she’d
die or not,” answered the benedict;
“but I’ve known ber to go wiki when
the trimming didn’t suit her.”
A witty nobleman once asked a
clerical gentleman at the bottom of the
table, why goose, when there was one,
was always placed next to the parson.
