Sm l Fry Swindler*
Some of the meanest of these ate they who
seek to trade upon and make capital out of
the reputation of the greatest of American
tonics. Hostetter's Stomach Hitters, by Im!
tilting Its •>ut ward guise. Reputable drug «
gists, however, will never foist upon yo.i
as genuine spurious Imitations of or substi j
tutes for this sovereign remedy for malaria. |
rheumatism, dyspepsia, constipation, live,
complaint and nerv >usm-.-.s. Demand. ami '
if tlie dealer be bones'. you will get th
genuine article.
Some months ago a young lawyer of Mil j
waukee, not over bright. fa> d Judge J. at
the opening of court, ami presented an afiida
vlt of prejudice in a ■-a-*c marked for trial !
on that day’s calendar. The Judge, who dis
likes affidavits of this nature more than any
thing else In the world, held It up and said t*>
the rest of the bar assembled in the room, as
well as the young lawyer: “Well, here is an
other of these affidavits; don't you know, sit
(looking directly at the young man) that I do
not know either of Hie parties to this no
tion?” Tlie young man looked downcast for
a moment, and then looking suddenly up as
though a happy thought had struck him
slid: “No, your honor, but tiny know you."
The court, and bar were considerably startled ,
but tho matter ended in a universal shout.
Tlie Green Bag.
