Generate a movie review with negative sentiment.
A family looking for some old roadside attractions to include in the father's coffee-table book come across an ancient, decrepit old freak show run by an eccentric one-eyed man. When their family van breaks down upon leaving the sideshow, they're forced to stay at a nearly abandoned fishing camp that was the site of a prison break decades prior.

There have been many films in the 'freak' subgenre of horror, ranging from Tod Browning's beloved 'Freaks' (1932) to Alex Winter's hilarious 'Freaked' (1993). Those are both classics (or soon-to-be with 'Freaked'). 'Side Sho,' however, never will be. And if it ever does reach classic status. . . well, it will be an obvious clue to the sad state of our genre. From the ridiculously bad opening song to the 17-year-old daughter that's obviously older than her natural mother, this film did not have much going for it. The writing was subpar, but not completely awful. . . just boring. The direction was poor, and the rare freak effects were pretty horrendous and unbelievable. The acting was abysmal and the casting was even worse. Anyone who would believe the ages of these two camp-age teenagers must not have met a teenager in a long, long time. There was far from enough gore & violence to make up for the lack of any other quality. . . and when there was a bit of violence, it was not well done at all. And, I can't forget to mention the ending fight scenes which were, with all honesty, some of the worst I've ever, ever seen in a film. Overall, this is an easily forgettable and poorly made horror film that deserves to be left alone at the bottom of the dollar bin.

Final verdict: 2.5/10.
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Generate a movie review with negative emotions.
En familj som letar efter några gamla vägattraktioner att ta med i faderns kaffebordsbok stöter på en uråldrig, skröplig gammal freakshow som drivs av en excentrisk enögd man. När familjens skåpbil går sönder när de lämnar sidoshowen tvingas de bo på ett nästan övergivet fiskeläger som var platsen för en fängelserast årtionden tidigare. Det har gjorts många filmer i skräckens 'freak' subgenre, allt från Tod Brownings älskade 'Freaks' (1932) till Alex Winters dråpliga 'Freaked' (1993). Det är båda klassiker (eller snart med 'Freaked'). 'Side Sho' kommer dock aldrig att bli. Och om det någonsin når klassisk status. . . Tja, det kommer att vara en uppenbar ledtråd till det sorgliga tillståndet i vår genre. Från den löjligt dåliga öppningssången till den 17-åriga dottern som uppenbarligen är äldre än sin naturliga mor, hade denna film inte mycket för det. Skrivandet var subpar, men inte helt hemskt. . . Bara tråkigt. Riktningen var dålig, och de sällsynta missfostereffekterna var ganska fasansfulla och otroliga. Skådespeleriet var avgrundsvärt och gjutningen ännu värre. Den som skulle tro på åldern av dessa två läger-ålder tonåringar får inte ha träffat en tonåring på en lång, lång tid. Det fanns långt ifrån tillräckligt med gore & våld för att kompensera för bristen på någon annan kvalitet. . . Och när det var lite våld, det var inte bra gjort alls. Och jag kan inte glömma att nämna slutstridsscenerna som med all ärlighet var några av de värsta jag någonsin sett i en film. Sammantaget är detta en lättglömlig och dåligt gjord skräckfilm som förtjänar att lämnas i fred på botten av dollarkorgen. Slutlig dom: 2.5/10.
A family looking for some old road attractions to include in their father's coffee table book encounters an ancient, frail old freak show run by an eccentric one-eyed man. When the family van breaks down as they leave the side show, they are forced to live at an almost abandoned fishing camp that was the site of a prison busiest decades earlier. There have been many films in the 'freak' subgenre of horror, ranging from Tod Browning's beloved 'Freaks' (1932) to Alex Winter's hilarious 'Freaked' (1993). It is both classics (or soon with 'Freaked'). However, the 'Side Sho' will never be. And if it ever reaches classical status. . . . . . . Well, it will be an obvious clue to the sad state of our genre. From the ridiculously bad opening song to the 17-year-old daughter who is obviously older than her natural mother, this film did not have much for it. The writing was subparous, but not completely horrible. . . . . . . I'm sorry. The direction was poor, and the rare freak effects were quite horrendous and incredible. The acting was abysmal and the casting even worse. Anyone who would believe the age of these two camp-age teens must not have met a teenager for a long, long time. There was far from enough gore & violence to compensate for the lack of any other quality. . . . . . . And when there was some violence, it wasn't well done at all. And I can't forget to mention the final battle scenes that were with all honesty some of the worst I've ever seen in a movie. Overall, this is an easy to forget and poorly made horror film that deserves to be left alone at the bottom of the dollar basket. Final Judgment: 2.5/10.