Here is a dialogue:
Kyle: Who wants to go out for a drink?
Megan: No, sorry, I'm cleaning the house today.
Roseanne: You've always loved cleaning, haven't you? I remember how angry you used to get with your brother for leaving a mess in the kitchen.
Vince: Yeah, she'd always yell at me, even though I was the one in charge when our parents were away.
Kyle: I don't get why it matters so much whether I clean my flat once a week or once a month. No one died from a bit of dust.
Megan: Remind me to never stay at your place :P
Roseanne: I'm somewhere in between. My house is always a mess, but I hate it when it's dirty.
Vince: What's the difference?
Roseanne: I can't stand when there's dust, crumbs on the floor etc., so I clean regularly. But I love it when all my stuff just lies around. When I put everything back on shelves or into cabinets, I keep on getting mad that I have to look for it, get up and take it out, and generally lose so much time. I like to have everything within my reach.
Vince: There's no better wardrobe than the armchair, right? XD
Kyle: I prefer the floor. There's more space on it :D
Megan: Just reading this gives me the creeps.
Kyle: Fine, go back to cleaning, we'll think of you while sharing a beer :D
Roseanne: Hey, I never said I can come. My hubby's away this weekend, so I have no one to leave the kids with ;(
Vince: Take them to Megan's place, they can help her clean :D
Megan: You know what? I don't care. I can watch your kids, Roseanne. Just bring them over.
Roseanne: But are you serious or just mad at us?
Megan: No, I'm serious. I like your kids. And they're nice enough that if I ask them to do something, they actually do it :D
Roseanne: LOL, okay. Actually, I think that when I tell them to go and help aunt Meg with cleaning, they'll think it's fun.
Vince: And when you tell them to clean their own rooms, they say you're a monster? :D
Roseanne: Exactly. But Bill for example always cleans the windows at my parents house. They don't even need to ask anymore, he simply knows it's his job.
Kyle: Do they pay him? :P
Roseanne: Well, sometimes. But still I think he likes doing it. I don't know, maybe it's because no one checks if he did it well, he's just left alone to do his thing, so he feels like a man in the house in a way?
Megan: Tell them I can pay with cookies if they help me.
Roseanne: The famous chocolate cookies?
Megan: Why not? I'm feeling generous today :D
Roseanne: Guys, I think I'm gonna change my mind about that beer. Meg, would you accept one more helper? :D
Megan: You're always welcome! But sorry boys, it's going to be a “girls only” event (except for little Billy). Otherwise my house will never get cleaned today :D

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Roseanne wanted to go out for a beer with Kyle and Vince, and leave her kids with Megan.  Megan will clean the house and give Roseanne's kids her famous chocolate cookies if they help, what made Roseanne change her mind, and she wants to join them.
Här är en dialog: Kyle: Vem vill ta en drink? - Nej, jag städar huset idag. Du har alltid älskat att städa, eller hur? Jag minns hur arg du brukade bli på din bror för att du lämnade en röra i köket. Vince: Ja, hon brukade alltid skrika åt mig, även om jag var den ansvarige när våra föräldrar var borta. Kyle: Jag förstår inte varför det spelar så stor roll om jag städar min lägenhet en gång i veckan eller en gång i månaden. Ingen dog av damm. Megan: Påminn mig att aldrig bo hos dig :P Roseanne: Jag är någonstans däremellan. Mitt hus är alltid en enda röra, men jag hatar när det är smutsigt. Vad är skillnaden? Roseanne: Jag kan inte stå när det är damm, smulor på golvet etc, så jag städar regelbundet. Men jag älskar när alla mina saker bara ligger runt. När jag lägger tillbaka allt på hyllor eller i skåp, fortsätter jag att bli arg över att jag måste leta efter det, stiga upp och ta ut det, och i allmänhet förlora så mycket tid. Jag gillar att ha allt inom räckhåll. Det finns väl ingen bättre garderob än fåtöljen? Jag föredrar golvet. Det finns mer utrymme på det :D Megan: Bara läsa detta ger mig rysningar. Kyle: Bra, gå tillbaka till städning, vi ska tänka på dig när du delar en öl :D Roseanne: Hej, jag sa aldrig att jag får komma. Min gubbe är borta i helgen, så jag har ingen att lämna barnen med ;( Vince: Ta dem till Megans plats, de kan hjälpa henne ren :D Megan: Vet du vad? Jag bryr mig inte. Jag kan passa dina barn, Roseanne. Ta hit dem. Men är du seriös eller bara arg på oss? - Nej, jag menar allvar. Jag gillar dina barn. Och de är trevliga nog att om jag ber dem att göra något, de faktiskt gör det: D Roseanne: LOL, okej. Jag tror faktiskt att när jag säger åt dem att gå och hjälpa faster Meg med städningen, så tycker de att det är kul. Och när du säger åt dem att städa sina egna rum, säger de att du är ett monster? :D Roseanne: Exakt. Men Bill t.ex. städar alltid fönstren hemma hos mina föräldrar. De behöver inte ens fråga längre, han vet bara att det är hans jobb. Betalar de honom? :P Roseanne: Nå, ibland. Men jag tror ändå att han gillar att göra det. Kanske för att ingen kollar om han gjorde det bra, han är bara ensam kvar för att göra sin grej, så han känner sig som en man i huset på ett sätt? Megan: Säg att jag kan betala med kakor om de hjälper mig. De berömda chokladkakorna? Megan: Varför inte? Jag känner mig generös idag :D Roseanne: Grabbar, jag tror att jag ska ändra mig om ölen. Meg, skulle du acceptera en till hjälpreda? :D Megan: Du är alltid välkommen! Men ledsna pojkar, det kommer att bli en "endast flickor" händelse (med undantag för lilla Billy). Annars blir mitt hus aldrig städat idag :D Skriv en kort sammanfattning!
Here's a dialogue: Kyle: Who wants to have a drink? - No, I'm cleaning the house today. You've always loved cleaning, haven't you? I remember how angry you used to get at your brother for leaving a mess in the kitchen. Vince: Yeah, she always used to yell at me, even though I was the one responsible when our parents were gone. Kyle: I don't understand why it matters so much if I clean my apartment once a week or once a month. No one died of dust. Megan: Remind me never to live with you :P Roseanne: I'm somewhere in between. My house is always a mess, but I hate it when it's dirty. What's the difference? Roseanne: I can't stand when there's dust, crumbs on the floor etc, so I clean regularly. But I love it when all my stuff just lies around. When I put everything back on shelves or in lockers, I continue to get angry that I have to look for it, get up and take it out, and generally lose so much time. I like to have everything within my reach. There's no better closet than the chair, is there? I prefer the floor. There's more space on it :D Megan: Just reading this gives me chills. Kyle: Good, go back to cleaning, we'll think about you when you share a beer :D Roseanne: Hey, I never said I could come. My old man is gone this weekend, so I have no one to leave the kids with;( Vince: Take them to Megan's place, they can help her clean :D Megan: You know what? I don't care. I can watch your kids, Roseanne. Bring them here. But are you serious or just mad at us? - No, I'm serious. I like your kids. And they're nice enough that if I ask them to do something, they actually do it: D Roseanne: LOL, okay. Actually, I think when I tell them to go help Aunt Meg with the cleaning, they think it's fun. And when you tell them to clean their own rooms, do they say you're a monster? :D Roseanne: Exactly. But Bill, for example, always cleans the windows at my parents' house. They don't even have to ask anymore, he just knows it's his job. They pay him? :P Roseanne: Well, sometimes. But I still think he likes to do it. Maybe because no one's checking if he did well, he's just left alone to do his thing, so he feels like a man in the house in a way? Megan: Tell me I can pay with cookies if they help me. The famous chocolate bars? Megan: Why not? I feel generous today :D Roseanne: Guys, I think I'll change my mind about the beer. Meg, would you accept another helper? :D Megan: You're always welcome! But sad boys, there will be a "girls only" event (with the exception of little Billy). Otherwise my house will never be cleaned today :D Write a short summary!
Roseanne ville gå ut och ta en öl med Kyle och Vince, och lämna sina barn med Megan. Megan kommer att städa huset och ge Roseannes barn hennes berömda chokladkakor om de hjälper, vad som fick Roseanne att ändra sig, och hon vill gå med dem.
Roseanne wanted to go out and have a beer with Kyle and Vince, and leave her kids with Megan. Megan will clean the house and give Roseanne's children her famous chocolate bars if they help, what made Roseanne change her mind, and she wants to go with them.