This thrown together piece of fecal matter adds together so many ludicrous scenarios that in the end it's a laugh riot of absolute hilarity. Too bad as the premise is promising (as it so often is in Duhllywood), but in the hands of this scriptwriter it segues off into la la land. 

Lowe is in Prison serving time for a DUI that killed off his mistress. We get to see him having nightmares just so that we know he feels real BAD about this. Then his cell mate neighbor hangs himself. Or does he? Lowe has some suspicions but drops them quickly. His suspicions are so weak that the bad guys have nothing to worry about. So why do they then set him up to be killed? Ah, that's where this story could get interesting. That's where it falls off the rails, and once off the rails it decides it can get away with insulting the viewers attention for the next numbing hour.

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I won't bore with an endless recounting of the irrationality of what follows, but contemplate this ending. Lowe has been trapped by the bad guys on a train. They want a tape he has, because that tape will screw their boss, and them. So on to the train come 3 cops, guns drawn, ready to rescue Lowe. The bad guys kill the cops, in front of half the passengers and then....continue chasing Lowe to get the tape. HELLO!!!! killing 3 cops in public will get you into deep doodo, to hell with the tape. Yet off they go through a mall shooting up the place, as if the public did not exist as witnesses, and in the end Lowe is grabbed and the bad guy still wants the tape!!!
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Denna hopkastade bit av fekal materia adderar så många löjliga scenarier att det i slutändan är ett skrattupplopp av absolut hilaritet. Synd som premissen är lovande (som det så ofta är i Duhllywood), men i händerna på denna manusförfattare ser det iväg i la la land. Lowe sitter i fängelse för en rattfylla som dödade sin älskarinna. Vi får se honom ha mardrömmar bara så att vi vet att han känner sig riktigt ledsen över detta. Sen hänger hans cellkamrat grannen sig. Eller gör han det? Lowe har några misstankar men tappar dem snabbt. Hans misstankar är så svaga att skurkarna inte har något att oroa sig för. Varför satte de honom då att dödas? Det är där den här historien kan bli intressant. Det är där den faller av rälsen, och när den väl är av rälsen bestämmer den sig för att den kan komma undan med att förolämpa tittarnas uppmärksamhet för nästa bedövande timme. Jag ska inte tråka ut mig med att berätta om irrationaliteten i det som följer, men fundera på slutet. Lowe har fångats av skurkarna på ett tåg. De vill ha ett band han har, för det bandet kommer att knulla deras chef, och dem. Så vidare till tåget kommer tre poliser, vapen dragna, redo att rädda Lowe. Skurkarna dödar polisen, inför hälften av passagerarna och fortsätter sedan att jaga Lowe för att få bandet. Hallå!! Att döda tre poliser offentligt kommer att få dig i djupa doodo, åt helvete med bandet. Ändå går de genom ett köpcentrum som skjuter upp platsen, som om allmänheten inte fanns som vittnen, och till slut blir Lowe gripen och skurken vill fortfarande ha bandet!!!! Skulle ni säga att denna recension är positiv eller negativ? ALTERNATIV: - negativ - positiv
This thrown-up piece of fecal matter adds so many ridiculous scenarios that it is ultimately a laughter riot of absolute hilarity. Sin as the premise is promising (as it is so often in Duhllywood), but in the hands of this screenwriter it looks off in la la land. Lowe is in prison for a drunk driver who killed his mistress. We'll see him having nightmares just so we know he feels really sad about this. Then his cellmate next door hangs himself. Or does he? Lowe has a few suspicions but quickly drops them. His suspicions are so weak that the bad guys have nothing to worry about. Then why did they put him to death? That's where this story could be interesting. It is where it falls off the rails, and once it is off the rails, it decides that it can get away with insulting viewers' attention for the next stunning hour. I won't bore myself to tell you about the irrationality of what follows, but think about the end. Lowe has been caught by the bad guys on a train. They want a band he has, because that band will fuck their boss, and them. So on to the train come three policemen, weapons drawn, ready to save Lowe. The villains kill the police, in front of half the passengers and then continue to hunt Lowe to get the band. Hey! Killing three cops in public will get you in deep doodo, to hell with the band. Yet they go through a shopping mall that postpones the place, as if the public were not there as witnesses, and eventually Lowe gets arrested and the villain still wants the band!!! Would you say that this review is positive or negative? ALTERNATIVE: - negative - positive
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