Twilight sparkleboyfriend Robert Pattinson is starring in a new movie, premiering Friday, about a young couple falling in love in New York. It's all romantic and silly, until the film's exploitative gotcha! ending. Want to know what it is? 
  
 New York Magazine ran the spoiler a couple of weeks ago, and now the Village Voice, the third "Top Critic" review on RottenTomatoes, just spilled the beans. Variety and The Hollywood Reporter kept slightly more mum about the ending, alluding only to some grim foreshadowing of Lower Manhattan skylines... 
  
 The end? 
  
 Everything is hunkydory for most of the film. Two young sexys — Bobby Patentleather, crazy Claire from Lost — meet cute during college in the gray whirlwind of New York. They battle past sadnesses, mean daddies, and cigarette addictions on their course to true love. They get married and the Vampyr heads off to his first day of grownup man work. He goes up and up in an elevator and everyone in the audience is saying "My, that's an awfully tall building, where does he work exactly?" And then, can you guess it? 
  
 9/11. 
  
 Edward Pattinson dies of 9/11 at the very end of Remember Me and all the film's happiness goes with him. This is their shocker! It's like Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close if Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close had featured just a few more vampire sexpots. And if Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close had used a national tragedy as an opportunistic, zam-bang! instant-meaning hook at the end, rather than throughout the whole book. 
  
 So well done, filmmakers! Doesn't this oddly make you want to see it? And it makes us curious whether more critics will get so upset/annoyed/tickled by the hokum ending of a twinklevampire movie that they too will let the 9/11 cat out of the 9/11 bag. ||||| So, What’s the Surprise Ending of Robert Pattinson’s Remember Me Anyway? 
  
 Get excited, ladies! Robert Pattinson returns to theaters in two weeks in Remember Me, a romantic drama about two star-crossed, NYU-attending lovers (Pattinson and Lost's Emilie de Ravin) canoodling their way around New York before graduating, getting married, having babies, and living happily ever after. Or so the trailer would pretty much have you believe! Some folks on the Internet were talking today about the film's big surprise twist, and we got curious, so we did a little investigating. Want to know how Remember Me ends? Read on! Spoilers ahead, obviously! 
  
 Are you sure you want us to ruin this for you? If not, you should definitely stop reading now. 
  
 Here it is: In the absence of any time-marking signposts, viewers are led to believe that Remember Me is set in the present — but it's really 2001. At movie's end, after having a fight with de Ravin, Pattinson's character takes an elevator to his father's 92nd-floor office on a bright September morning, looks out the window, and watches helplessly as American Airlines Flight 11 hits the building. That's right — Robert Pattinson dies in 9/11. 
  
 (An early draft of the screenplay [reviewed here] was even craftier about laying the groundwork for its twist: Pattinson's brother, Michael is killed in the World Trade Center attacks eight years before the movie happens, but we learn in the final pages that Michael actually died in the 1993 bombing.) 
  
 The movie's title and Lower Manhattan—showing official poster hint subtly at a downer climax (as does this slightly less subtle fan-made one), but since we'd have never figured it out if we'd not read the end of the script, we bet it'll be a surprise to most Robert Pattinson fans the weekend of March 12. We'd imagine this will start some interesting post-movie discussions. |||||

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– Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson has a movie coming out Friday, and the twist ending is already leaking out of theaters and onto the Internet. Don't keep reading if you don't want to know! Or continue to learn the secret of what Gawker blogger Richard Lawson calls "the film's exploitative gotcha! ending." New York gave away the ending last month, with plenty of spoiler warnings, and commenters still went nuts. Last chance. OK, the twist: Pattinson's character "goes up and up in an elevator and everyone in the audience is saying 'My, that's an awfully tall building, where does he work exactly?' And then, can you guess it? 9/11." Lawson continues: "It's like Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close if Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close had featured just a few more vampire sexpots." So now you know.
Skymning glitterpojkvännen Robert Pattinson har huvudrollen i en ny film, premiering Friday, om ett ungt par som blir förälskade i New York. Det är romantiskt och fånigt, tills filmens exploaterande fick dig! Slut. Vill du veta vad det är? New York Magazine drev spoilern för ett par veckor sedan, och nu spillde Village Voice, den tredje "Top Critic" recensionen på RottenTomatoes, precis bönorna. Variety och Hollywood Reportern höll lite mer mamma om slutet, anspelar bara på några bistra förebilder av nedre Manhattan skylines... Slutet? Allt är hunkydory för större delen av filmen. Två unga sexiga — Bobby Patentläder, galen Claire från Lost — träffas söta under college i New Yorks gråa virvelvind. De kämpar mot sorger, elaka pappor och cigarettberoende på sin kurs mot sann kärlek. De gifter sig och Vampyren ger sig av till hans första dag av vuxenmansarbete. Han går upp och upp i en hiss och alla i publiken säger "Åh, det är en väldigt hög byggnad, var arbetar han exakt?" Kan du gissa det? 9/11. Edward Pattinson dör av 9/11 i slutet av Remember Me och all filmens lycka följer med honom. Det här är deras chocker! Det är som Extremt högt och otroligt nära om Extremt högt och Otroligt nära hade presenterat bara några fler vampyrsexpottar. Och om Extremt Hög och Otroligt Nära hade använt en nationell tragedi som en opportunistisk, zam-bang! Med omedelbar menande krok i slutet, snarare än i hela boken. Så bra gjort, filmskapare! Får inte det här dig att vilja se det? Och det gör oss nyfikna på om fler kritiker kommer att bli så upprörda/annojade/tickade av hokum-slutet på en twinklevampire-film att de också kommer att släppa ut katten 9/11 ur 9/11-påsen. Så, vad är överraskningen att Robert Pattinsons minns mig i alla fall? Spänn av, mina damer! Robert Pattinson återvänder till teatrar om två veckor i Remember Me, ett romantiskt drama om två stjärnkorsade, NYU-attentatande älskare (Pattinson and Lost's Emilie de Ravin) som dansar runt i New York innan de tar examen, gifter sig, får barn och lever lyckliga i alla sina dagar. Eller så skulle husvagnen i stort sett få dig att tro! Vissa på Internet pratade idag om filmens stora överraskningsvridning, och vi blev nyfikna, så vi gjorde en liten undersökning. Vill du veta hur "Minns jag" slutar? Läs vidare! Spoilers framför, uppenbarligen! Är du säker på att du vill att vi ska förstöra det här för dig? Om inte, borde du definitivt sluta läsa nu. Här är det: I avsaknad av några tidsmarkeringsskyltar leds tittarna att tro att Remember Me är satt i nuet — men det är egentligen 2001. Vid filmens slut, efter att ha bråkat med de Ravin, tar Pattinsons karaktär en hiss till sin fars 92:a våningskontor en ljus septembermorgon, tittar ut genom fönstret och tittar hjälplöst på när American Airlines Flight 11 träffar byggnaden. Det stämmer — Robert Pattinson avlider den 9/11. (Ett tidigt utkast av filmmanuset [reviewed here] var ännu hantverkare om att lägga grunden för dess twist: Pattinsons bror, Michael dödas i World Trade Center attacker åtta år innan filmen händer, men vi får veta i slutsidorna att Michael faktiskt dog i bombningen 1993.) Filmens titel och Lower Manhattan-visar officiell affisch tips subtly vid en neder klimax (liksom denna något mindre subtila fan-gjort en), men eftersom vi aldrig skulle ha räknat ut det om vi inte hade läst slutet av manuset, vi slår vad om att det kommer att bli en överraskning för de flesta Robert Pattinson fans helgen den 12 mars. Vi kan tänka oss att det här kommer att starta några intressanta post-movie diskussioner. Skriv en sammanfattning.
Twilight glitter boyfriend Robert Pattinson starred in a new film, premiering Friday, about a young couple falling in love with New York City. It's romantic and silly, until the film's exploitation got you! The end. You want to know what it is? New York Magazine ran the spoiler a few weeks ago, and now Village Voice spilled, the third "Top Critic" review on RottenTomatoes, exactly the beans. Variety and the Hollywood Reporter held a little more mom about the ending, alluding only to a few grim role models of lower Manhattan skylines... The end? It's all Hunkydory for most of the film. Two young sexy — Bobby Patent leather, crazy Claire from Lost — meet cute during college in New York’s gray whirlwind. They fight sorrows, wicked fathers, and cigarettes, depending on their course toward true love. They get married and the Vampire leaves for his first day of adult man work. He goes up and up in an elevator and everyone in the audience says "Oh, it's a very tall building, where does he work exactly?" Can you guess? 9/11. Edward Pattinson dies of 9/11 at the end of Remember Me and all the film's happiness goes with him. These are their shocks! It's like extremely high and incredibly close if Extremely high and incredibly close had presented just a few more vampire sex pots. And if Extremely High and Incredible Close had used a national tragedy as an opportunistic, zam-bang! With immediate meaning hook at the end, rather than in the whole book. Well done, filmmaker! Doesn't this make you want to see it? And it makes us curious if more critics will be so upset/annoyed/ticked by the hokum ending of a twin-klevampire film that they will also release the cat 9/11 out of the 9/11 bag. So, what's the surprise that Robert Pattinsons remembers me anyway? Relax, ladies! Robert Pattinson returns to theaters in two weeks in Remember Me, a romantic drama about two star-crossed, NYU-attacking lovers (Pattinson and Lost's Emilie de Ravin) dancing around New York before graduating, marrying, having children and living happily ever after. Or the trailer would basically make you believe! Some people on the Internet talked today about the film's big surprise twist, and we got curious, so we did a small survey. You want to know how "Remember Me" ends? Read on! Spoilers in front, obviously! Are you sure you want us to ruin this for you? If not, you should definitely stop reading now. Here it is: In the absence of any time marking signs, viewers are led to believe that Remember Me is set in the present — but it is actually 2001. At the end of the film, after fighting with de Ravin, Pattinson's character takes an elevator to his father's 92nd floor office on a bright September morning, looking out the window and watching helplessly as American Airlines Flight 11 hits the building. That's right — Robert Pattinson dies on 9/11. (An early draft of the screenplay [reviewed here] was still craftsman about laying the groundwork for its twist: Pattinson's brother, Michael is killed in World Trade Center attacks eight years before the film happens, but we learn in the final pages that Michael actually died in the 1993 bombing.) The film's title and Lower Manhattan-show official poster tips subtly at a lower climax (as this slightly less subtle fan-made one), but since we would never have figured it out if we hadn't read the end of the script, we bet it will be a surprise for most Robert Pattinson fans on the weekend of March 12. We can imagine that this will start some interesting post-movie discussions. Write a summary.
– Skymningshjärtat Robert Pattinson har en film som kommer ut på fredag, och twist-slutet läcker redan ut från teatrar och ut på Internet. Fortsätt inte läsa om du inte vill veta! Eller fortsätta att lära sig hemligheten med vad Gawker bloggaren Richard Lawson kallar "filmens exploaterande fickcha! Slut." New York gav bort slutet förra månaden, med massor av spoilervarningar, och kommentatorer blev fortfarande galna. Sista chansen. Pattinsons rollfigur "går upp och upp i en hiss och alla i publiken säger: "Min, det är en väldigt hög byggnad, var arbetar han exakt?" Kan du gissa det? 9/11." Lawson fortsätter: "Det är som Extremely Loud och Incredibly Close om Extremely Loud och Incredibly Close hade presenterat bara några fler vampyrsexpottar." Så nu vet du.
“The Twilight Heart Robert Pattinson has a film that comes out on Friday, and the twist-end is already leaking out from theaters and out on the Internet. Do not continue reading if you do not want to know! Or continue to learn the secret of what Gawker blogger Richard Lawson calls "the exploitative pocketcha of the film! The end." New York gave away the end last month, with lots of spoiler warnings, and commentators still went mad. Last chance. Pattinson's character "goes up and up in an elevator and everyone in the audience says, "My, it's a very tall building, where does he work exactly?" Can you guess? 9/11." Lawson continues: "It's like Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close about Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close had presented just a few more vampire sex pots." So now you know.