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Being a fan of movies like "Fire Sale", "Where's Poppa", "Airplane" I saw this because it was mentioned favorably in the context of real comedies and satires like the aforementioned. Well, WRONG CONCLUSION!

Not only is this not funny, it makes you angry because it isn't bad in a schlocky, likable way but in a really bad way. It's bad-bad. The script does not contain a single funny line which is rather in the way when you're trying to entertain your audience with humour.

Adam Arkin's speech impediment is probably the single most annoying thing in this movie. Still this cruelty of nature doesn't prevent him from being smug throughout the movie and he has a hard time not looking into the camera. This amateur without charisma fits in nicely with the constant continuity errors and bumbling along of the story - if you can find one.

Ed McMahon - I had to think of Jay Leno, another late night talk show person, who always refuses to call himself an actor. Well, I've seen a few Leno movies and he's Laurence Olivier compared to McMahon.

Kenneth Mars is good, though. In the few lines that he's given. I'm not easily frightened by bad comedies so I kept watching and looking for all the quasi-jokes every 5 minutes or so.

The movie actually becomes sort of a comedy as soon as Alan Arkin takes over - he literally does: Starting 75 minutes into the movie he's in every scene. But it's too little, too late.

When movies try to fool you into believing their lack of professionalism is the reason you're supposed to like them because they have the right intentions they remind me of pupils that haven't prepared for an exam. In those cases you have to remain strict and the grade has to be an 'F'. (But please don't assume I'm a teacher. That is a profession with a respectability somewhere between politician and child molester).

If you actually look for a likable schlocky horror/scifi movie that is fun to watch and does contain jokes try "Man with the Screaming Brain" by Bruce Campbell. Or watch Sunshine/Core if you prefer modern loud shallow SciFi Schlock. Those are equally funny, albeit involuntarily.
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Att vara ett fan av filmer som "Fire Sale", "Where's Poppa", "Airplane" Jag såg detta eftersom det nämndes gynnsamt i samband med riktiga komedier och satirer som ovan. Fel slutsats! Inte bara är detta inte roligt, det gör dig arg eftersom det inte är dåligt på ett dumt, sympatiskt sätt men på ett riktigt dåligt sätt. Det är illa. Manuset innehåller inte en enda rolig rad vilket snarare är i vägen när man försöker underhålla sin publik med humor. Adam Arkins talsvårigheter är nog det mest irriterande i filmen. Ändå hindrar inte denna grymhet av naturen honom från att vara självbelåten under hela filmen och han har svårt att inte titta in i kameran. Denna amatör utan karisma passar in fint med de ständiga kontinuitetsfel och brummande längs med historien - om du kan hitta en. Ed McMahon - Jag var tvungen att tänka på Jay Leno, en annan senkvälls pratshow person, som alltid vägrar att kalla sig skådespelare. Jag har sett några Lenofilmer och han är Laurence Olivier jämfört med McMahon. Kenneth Mars är bra. I de få rader han gett. Jag är inte lättskrämd av dåliga komedier så jag fortsatte att titta och leta efter alla kvasi-skämt var femte minut eller så. Filmen blir faktiskt lite av en komedi så fort Alan Arkin tar över - det gör han bokstavligen: Med början 75 minuter in i filmen är han med i varje scen. Men det är för lite, för sent. När filmer försöker lura dig att tro att deras brist på professionalism är anledningen till att du ska gilla dem eftersom de har rätt avsikter påminner de mig om elever som inte har förberett sig för en examen. I dessa fall måste man vara strikt och betyget måste vara ett "F". (Men antag inte att jag är lärare. Det är ett yrke med respektabilitet någonstans mellan politiker och barnmisshandlare). Om man faktiskt letar efter en sympatisk schlockig skräck/scififilm som är rolig att titta på och som innehåller skämt prova "Man with the Screaming Brain" av Bruce Campbell. Eller titta på Sunshine/Core om du föredrar moderna högljudda grunda SciFi Schlock. De är lika roliga, om än ofrivilligt.
Being a fan of movies like "Fire Sale", "Where's Poppa", "Airplane" I saw this because it was mentioned favorably in connection with real comedies and satires as above. Wrong conclusion! Not only is this not funny, it makes you angry because it's not bad in a stupid, sympathetic way but in a really bad way. It's bad. The script does not contain a single funny line which is rather in the way when you try to entertain your audience with humor. Adam Arkin's speech problems are probably the most annoying thing in the film. Yet this cruelty does not by nature prevent him from being complacent throughout the film and he finds it difficult not to look into the camera. This amateur without charisma fits in nicely with the constant continuity errors and humming along with history - if you can find one. Ed McMahon - I had to think of Jay Leno, another late-night talk show person, who always refuses to call himself an actor. I've seen some Leno films and he's Laurence Olivier compared to McMahon. Kenneth Mars is good. In the few lines he's given. I'm not easily intimidated by bad comedies so I kept looking and looking for all the quasi-jokes every five minutes or so. The film actually becomes a bit of a comedy as soon as Alan Arkin takes over - he literally does: Starting 75 minutes into the film, he is in every scene. But it's too little, too late. When movies try to trick you into thinking that their lack of professionalism is the reason you should like them because they have the right intentions, they remind me of students who have not prepared for a degree. In these cases, one must be strict and the grade must be an "F". (But don't assume I'm a teacher. It is a profession with respectability somewhere between politicians and child abusers). If you are actually looking for a sympathetic schlocky horror/scifi film that is fun to watch and contains jokes try "Man with the Screaming Brain" by Bruce Campbell. Or watch Sunshine/Core if you prefer modern loud shallow SciFi Schlock. They're just as funny, though involuntary.