user
Given a cartoon image and a caption. Caption: Please! I have a wife and two thousand kids! Question: Generating an explanation of why this image/caption combination is funny. Answer: 
assistant
A play on the common plea people use in dire situations: "I have a wife and two kids;" this is stated to try to have people take mercy and not kill someone. But here, the victim of the bear is a fish about to be eaten, and fish tend to have many more than two kids, so the phrase is updated with the fish-version of it: two thousand kids.