Inflation would soon become an issue: With Congress and the Federal Reserve each tossing around trillions of dollars at a time, you'd have to offer me an insanely high yield to get me into anything "fixed" for five, ten or (god forbid) thirty years. My favorite bond funds to buy right now check all the boxes that we income investors love: They pay their dividends monthly. I'm out of space to share the fund names, tickers and target prices here--so please click over to my website to access my Monthly Dividend Payer research now.