Location: In quarantine
OriginalTweet: How to survive the Wuhan Virus: 1.) Stock up on months worth of toilet-paper, paper towels, medical gloves, medical supplies, food and water. 2.) Cut off all contact with boomers. 3.) Become OCD about washing your hands. 4.) Quit your job and become an agoraphobe. 5.) #Covid_19 https://t.co/wIP5Y4jPiE