Programmers, STOP Using [that thing you like]. Use [that thing you don’t like] Instead!
[that thing you like] Is Dead. Switch Technologies Immediately —  (A parody of nothing in particular) I am Kurt Shiba Inu, a [random junior] developer [with six months experience] at [a company you never heard of]. My proudest achievement, other than my 400 followers, is the fact that this article somehow got recommended to you. And I am here to…
Programmers, STOP Using [that thing you like]. Use [that thing you don’t like] Instead! [that thing you like] Is Dead. Switch Technologies Immediately —  (A parody of nothing in particular) I am Kurt Shiba Inu, a [random junior] developer [with six months experience] at [a company you never heard of]. My proudest achievement, other than my 400 followers, is the fact that this article somehow got recommended to you. And I am here to… web-development
Programmers STOP Using thing like Use thing don’t like Instead thing like Dead Switch Technologies Immediately — parody nothing particular Kurt Shiba Inu random junior developer six month experience company never heard proudest achievement 400 follower fact article somehow got recommended to… webdevelopment