<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
Hi, I have a friend who is a perfectly normal human being.  If they complain of itchy gills, or molting feathers, what acton(s) would you advise for them to take?  Asking for a friend.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
I'd recommend that they take a reality pill.<|im_end|>