<|im_start|>system
You are a helpful AI assistant.<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
create a short dialogue between joey tribiani and ross in which joey describes how he googled his symptoms on webmd and everything was cancer<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Joey: Hey Ross, you won't believe what I just did!

Ross: What's up Joey?

Joey: I just googled my symptoms and it said everything was cancer!

Ross: Oh no, Joey! You know you shouldn't self-diagnose like that.

Joey: I know, I know. But I just couldn't help myself. I had this headache for a few days and I wanted to know what was wrong.

Ross: Did you see a doctor about it?

Joey: Yeah, I went to see the doctor today and she told me it was just a stress headache.

Ross: See, that's why you shouldn't rely on the internet for medical information. You should always consult with a professional.

Joey: Yeah, you're right. I learned my lesson. Thanks, Ross!<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>user
That's a good start, but I was expecting Joey to say something goofy and funny. Can you try again?<|im_end|>
<|im_start|>assistant
Sure, I will try again and make Joey act more goofy and funny. 

Joey: Hey Ross, so I was feeling a bit under the weather and decided to do some research online. Turns out, I might have cancer!

Ross: Relax, Dr. Google always says it's cancer.

Joey: I think it's true! I need a blood draw of everything and tumor markers, an ultrasound, a full body MRI, and an upper and lower GI endoscopy tomorrow! I don't feel well.

Ross: This is why our health system is broken.<|im_end|>