エルマーニュ王国王都のとある一角にある路地裏にて俺は仲間たちと探し物をしていたんだが......なんだこりゃ? これがクエストの依頼の品か? ほぼ黒焦げでなんだかわからねぇぞ。
「あぁ、テキストもそうだって書いてあるが......」
なにか不具合でもあったのかとラインがこっちに駆け寄ればそれに気付いた他のパーティーメンバーも何事かと集まってくる......狭ぇよ!
「お前ら近ぇよ! 狭い路地裏なんだから!」
俺がもう少し離れるように言うとラインとミラは素直に少しだけ距離を取る......まったく、俺がまだ落ち込んでいるとでも思っているのか? あれからもう一月は経っているぞ?
「それで、なんだったの〜?」
「いやほら、ボロボロに黒焦げてて原型もわかんねぇんだよ」
一人だけ距離を離さずに肩に腕を回してくるケリンに鬱陶しさを感じながら皆にクエストアイテムを見せれば女性陣が驚愕の表情になり、ケリンは『あーあ』とでも言いたげで......そんな皆の反応がわからないのは俺とラインだけで二人して困惑する。
「......本当にわからないんですか?」
マジかよラインまでこれが何なのか気付いたってのか? わからないのは俺だけ......なんで女性陣はこっちを蔑んだ目で見て露骨に避けるんだ?
「ブフッ! ダメだ、もう堪えきれない......それ女性用下着だよ?」
「ハンネスさん、一条さんがジェノサイダーだったから......」
「違うからな?! 別にショックで頭おかしくなったわけじゃないからな?!」
「お前はシンプルに傷付く......」
なんだよ、ただ一言『引く』って......シンプル過ぎて『生理的に無理』みたいな理不尽な打撃力があって辛いんだが? ......た、確かに女性用下着を握り締めて、その後見やすいように広げたって聞いたら......いや、変態じゃねぇか?!
《ワールドアナウンス:エピッククエスト・大陸西部動乱が発令されました》
《プレイヤーは各自王国側か、帝国側に参戦して戦争を勝利に導いてください》
《詳しくはこの後一斉に送られる概要欄か神殿にて神託をお受けください》
俺は変態じゃないと弁明しようとしたところでワールドアナウンスが鳴り響きそれどころじゃなくなる......なんなんだよエピッククエストって? しかもその原因がレーナだと? ......あの女はいつもいつも──
「──タイミングが悪ぃんだよ!!」
「で? ハンネスどうすんだ?」
こちらに気遣い過ぎて禿げるんじゃねぇかってくらいラインが心配して何かを言い募る前にそれを遮って皆を見渡す......それぞれ個性のある表情をしているがどこかにこっちを思いやる気持ちが見え隠れするそれに対していつも通り不遜に、偉そうに、高圧的に宣言する。
"You found it, Hannes?" Ryne asked me while moving closer. We were doing a quest to find an item in Hermagne's capital, but... Is this really it? It looks charred, and I'm also unsure about what it actually is...
"Well, it does look like the item described on the quest..." I said.
"Is something the matter?" Our other party members got closer to us to inspect the item, but...
"This place is too narrow! Don't get this close while we're in the middle of a back alley!" I told them.
When I said that, Ryne and Myra moved a bit away, but the others didn't seem to care much...
"So, what is the item then?" Eleanor asked me.
"I'm not sure, it's seems burnt, I can't identify it." I told her honestly while showing the item to everyone.
... Kellin seemed to be holding back his laughter hard. The girls of the team were wide-eyed... Meanwhile Ryne, seemed to be giving me a pitying gaze.
"... You really don't get it?" Kellin didn't bother with holding back his laugher as he made this reply.
Even Ryne was laughing now, and the glare of the girls was harsher now... Just what's happening here!?
After laughing enough, Ryne finally clarified the situation, "I can't stand this anymore... It's a girl's underwear, you idiot!" Eh...? "Like, they're black panties, you get it!?"
"Hannes must have been imagining it as if it was the Genocider's panties." Kellin said while laughing.
"What!? No! I was just shocked about it! This has nothing to do with that! Where did this even come from!?" I instantly replied. Besides, I'm no pervert that would go touching women's underwear in broad daylight!
"You're just pitiful..." Myra commented... I'm innocent here, alright!? It's not my fault this was a quest item!
"This is really just a misunders-" I tried replying, but was interrupted by...
<World Announcement: Epic Quest - Western Continent Upheaval>
<Choose between fighting the war to support the kingdom or the empire, and lead one of the sides to victory>
<Further details can be obtained by checking the messages that the oracles of the temples have directly sent to all of you.>
... An Epic Quest? And Rena is the one that caused it? Why is it always that woman-
"What a bad timing!" Ryne said while giggling.
"Well then, Hannes?" Ryne asked me.
"I was worried he had lost it all." Cherry commented... Why do they have so little hope in me...?
Genocide Online ~Playtime Diary of an Evil Young Girl~
ジェノサイド・オンライン 〜極悪令嬢のプレイ日記〜
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/genocide-online-playtime-diary-of-an-evil-young-girl/
Action Adventure Fantasy Psychological
Adapted to Manga Aristocracy Assassins Beautiful Female Lead Cold Protagonist Cruel Characters Dark Depictions of Cruelty Evil Organizations Evil Protagonist Famous Protagonist Fearless Protagonist Female Protagonist Gamers Gods Gore Lack of Common Sense Level System MMORPG Modern Day Murders Overpowered Protagonist Psychopaths R-15 Royalty Ruthless Protagonist Sadistic Characters Sword And Magic Virtual Reality Wars
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