side:ユキ
「よっと」
着地成功。
本体は久しぶりだから心配だったが、問題は何もないか。
「おっと、コールセラリア」
あの場面見てたし、セラリアにちゃんと説明しないとな。
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「あれ? 忙しいのか? じゃエリスでいいか。コールエリス」
『ユキさん!! 大丈夫ですか!! 心配しないで、直ぐに皆がそちらに行きます!! あの馬鹿姫はすぐに処刑しますから!!』
『勇者もすぐに血祭に上げますから!! 死なないで!!』
「ちょっとストップ!! 聞こえてる!? 聞こえてますか!? お姫様の方はパフォーマンスでお願い!! 勇者とは演技だから、ね!! 聞いて、国際問題になるから!!」
あれ、何がいけなかった?
俺が吹き飛んだのってどう考えても演技にしか見えないだろ?
「コールラビリス!! でて!! 嫌な予感がする!! 出てくれラビリス!!」
『ユキ、大丈夫!? 待っててすぐにこの女の首を刎ねてそっちに行くから!!』
『お兄ちゃん!! ひっく、えぐ、嫌です!! お兄ちゃんがいなくなるのはいやでず!!』
『お兄ぃ、お兄ぃ......どこ、えぐ』
「落ち着け、色々事情があるから、そのお姫様とは演技って事にしろ!! 演目だ!! 今、ボコるのは拙いから!!」
『ぶ、無礼者!! 3国を瞬く間に制したランクスの姫にこんな事をしてタダですむと思うな!! ええい!! 親衛隊何をやっている、そんな魔物はさっさと片付けて、この小娘を斬り捨てなさい!!』
ひぃぃぃ!?
お姫様煽ってる!?
『スティーブ!! そいつ等の首をすぐにあげなさ......』
「祭り時に血なんて見せるな!! 落ち着け、頼む。落ち着いてくれ!!」
『でも、でもっ!! ユキをっ!!』
「俺は大丈夫だから!! なんでも言う事聞くから!!」
『......なんでも?』
地雷踏んだ?
「そ、そうだ!! なんでもだ!! 頼むから演技ってことで姫様とその一派拘束しててくれ!!」
『......わかったわ。すぅー、さあ、ご覧にいただけましたでしょうか? 我がダンジョン内の防衛力と魔物の力を!! この度は精強で有名なランクスのご協力でお送り......』
よし!!
流石ラビリス。
俺の記憶を漁ってるだけある。
こういえば、取り押さえられてるし、面子を保つ為に演技ですと言うしかない。
「えーと、大丈夫そうですね」
勇者が着いたか。
「どうだろうな。これでも関係者の記憶は消され...というより、いなかったことになってるらしいからな」
「うげ!? それマジですか!? 俺戻っても意味ない!?」
「ああ、俺は勇者召喚じゃないから、違うと思うぞ」
「ほ、本当ですか? ああ、すいません。タイキ・ナカサトって言います。っと、中里大輝です」
「おう、俺は鳥野和也だ。そっちは見た目通りの年齢か?」
「どういう事ですか? もしかして......鳥野さんって」
「ああ、25だ。前は」
「はぁ、なんか無茶苦茶ですね。この世界」
お互い苦笑いをする。
そうするとセラリア達がこちらに来るのが見える。
「あっ、やべ!? タイキ君防御しろ!!」
慌ててタイキ君が剣を抜く。
「嫁さん達に傷つけたら殺すからな!!」
「ちょっ!! 達!? ハーレムですか!!」
「よし、その余裕があるなら大丈夫そうだな。説得するまで耐えろ!!」
俺は基本魔術派だ、防御壁を展開してりゃすぐにあきらめるだろ。
「ユキィィイィィイ!! おおぉぉぉぉぉおぉおぉおっっ!!」
まず先陣を切ったデリーユが防壁の五層を一気に吹き飛ばす。
「ユキさぁぁぁああん!!!」
ミリーが流れるように双剣で二層破ってさらに防壁にひびを入れる。
「......まっててすぐ助ける!!」
カヤが俺仕込の魔術で連携して、棒術でさらに壁を三層壊す。
「僕がすぐ行くよ!! 勇者ぁあぁぁあてめえ楽に死ねると思うなぁぁぁ!!」
リエルが小太刀で防壁を簡単に切り裂くこと四層。
うん、タイキ君が悲鳴を上げたのは非難しない。
俺も怖いもん。
「ユキさんっ!! そんなにボロボロに!! 許さない!! あああぁぁぁあぁ!!」
トーリが剣で六層、残りの防壁を突破した。
ちょっ!?
あれから改良加えて二〇層の超防壁ですよ。
改良加える前の防壁突破できなかった皆がなんで突破できるわけ!?
「お兄さんから離れろクソ野郎ぉぉおぉおお!!」
ラッツが魔力を槍に乗せて投擲する。
うん、必死な声わかるわ。
こんなんで死んだら浮かばれないわ。
なんとか槍の軌道をそらす。
お見事。
拍手しようかと思ったんだけど......。
「死ね」
スッと、音もなくセラリアが抜刀の構えで現れた。
セラリアに反応もできていない。
俺も慌てて、訓練していた刀術でセラリアの抜刀を抑える。
確かにメインは魔術だ。
はぁ、なんで身内相手に最初に手の内がばれるかね。
こういうのはピンチのボス戦でこうかっこよくばれるもんだろ?
また他の方法考えないとな。
「え、え? 貴方も同じ刀? や、やだぁ。言ってくれれば教えたのに。もうっ」
セラリアは俺の手ごと、刀をとって自分のと見比べて喜んでいる。
......俺の奥の手は勇者を守る為に使いました。
これで話がすすめられ......。
「......で? 何か言いたいことはありますか旦那様?」
「あれ、ルルアも来たんだ。何怒ってるの?」
「本体で出ていくことがありますかぁぁぁあ!!」
「すいませんでしたぁぁぁぁああ!!」
ルルアの絶叫で何が一番問題だったか理解しました。
いや、でもさ、アスリンの体が偽物とはいえ、ああなったらいくだろ普通。
Side: Yuki
(Yuki)[Yotto. ] 
Successful landing. Go me!
Because it's been so long since I went out with my real body, I was a bit worried, but it seems there's nothing wrong with so I guess we're good.
(Yuki)[Oops, better call Seraria then. ] 
She was watching so I have to explain this to her.
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.........
(Yuki)[Huh? Is she busy? Okay, let's try Ellis then. Call Ellis. ] 
(Ellis){Yuki-san!! Are you okay!! Don't worry, everyone's going to be there soon!! ...That foolish Princess will be executed at once for this!!} 
(Ellis) [This festival will soon rain with that Hero's blood!! You'll see!!} 
(Yuki)[Wait, Stop!! Hey! Can you hear me!? Listen, it was a performance, an act!! The Hero was just acting!! Calm down or we'll end up causing an international incident here!!] 
Are, what's going on?
No matter how I think about it, me being blown away could only be thought of as just an act, right?1)Cre: Yuki...Are you stupid? Those girls WORs.h.i.+P YOU!!! No way are they gonna be calm seeing that!!! Don't be so dense man!!!
(Yuki)[Call Labiris!! Answer!! ...Man, I have a really bad feeling about this!! Please answer me Labiris!!] 
(Labiris){Yuki, are you alright!? Wait, I will promptly lop off this woman's head and immediately rush to your side!!} 
(Aslin){Onii-chan!! Hikku, Egu, Nooo!! I don't want to shee onii-chan dizzapear!!} 
(Higil){A, anii, anii... where's, Egu. } 
(Yuki)[Calm down, things are kind of complicated right now but please try and listen to me, okay? This was only an act!! A performance!! ...It's more like a disaster now though!!] 
(Rankus' Princess 2)Anth:Speaking of which we still don't know her name lol Face: Can't say I want to, can we call her s.h.i.+tcess instead?{In-insolence!! Don't think that you can just restrain the Princess of Rankus and the three countries so easily!! Heyy!! Guards! what are you doing!? Quickly deal with these monsters and kill that little girl!!} 
THE h.e.l.l!?
What is that Princess DOING!?
(Labiris){Steve!! ...That person. Kill her immediately. } 
(Yuki)[Don't spill blood at the festival!! Calm down, I beg you. Everyone, please just calm down!!] 
(Labiris){But, but!! Yuki--!!} 
(Yuki)[I'm alright!, okay!? Listen to what I'm saying, please!! I'll do whatever you want, so-] 
(Labiris){......Whatever I want?} 
Did I, just trigger some kind of death flag with this?
(Yuki)[Th-that's right!! I'll do anything!! So please, restrain that Princess and declare that it was all just an act!!] 3)Cre: Yuki... you just told an evil genius, mind reading loli succubus that you'd do "whatever she wants". Are you insane!? She's gonna wring you dry!!
(Labiris){......Understood. Suuu... Then, have you seen enough? The true power of this, our Dungeon!? Rankus' meddling, I'll thoroughly crush it..... } 
Yos.h.!.+
That's my Labiris.
Since she's always fis.h.i.+ng around in my memories she's become quite clever.
That said, it looks like they were safely captured. I hope they can make it look like a real performance and save face with this.
(Taiki)[...Eto, are you alright?] 
Looks like the Hero arrived.
(Yuki)[Anyway. Despite this whole mess, I can arrange for someone to erase your memory... Rather than staying here like this.] 
(Taiki)[Uge!? The h.e.l.l with that!! That's not the kinda help I was looking for here!!] 
(Yuki)[Right, I'm not a summoned Hero, so my priorities and methods are different. ] 
(Taiki)[Seriously? Oh, right. My name's Taiki Nakasato by the way. Taiki is written with the characters for...-4)After that he explain how to write his name in j.a.panese: toZhong Li Da Hui desu] 
(Yuki)[And I'm Kazuya Torino. A pleasure. By the way, are you as old as you look then?] 
(Taiki)[What do you mean? Wait, don't tell me...... Torino-san. Seriously!? ] 
(Yuki)[Yeah, 25 actually. That was before coming here though ] 
(Taiki)[That's...effing crazy. This world, for real. ] 
We mutually greeted each other with bitter smiles and understanding.
Then, I can see that Seraria and the girls are almost here now.
(Yuki)[Oh c.r.a.p, this is bad... Really bad! Taiki, defend yourself, right now!!] 
In a hurry, Taiki draws his sword.
(Yuki)[Hey, but If you hurt my wives--I'll kill you. So just, keep that in mind okay?] 
(Taiki)[Wait!! "Wives"!? A harem?!! What the h.e.l.l man?] 
(Yuki)[Yosh, looks like you'll manage somehow at least, probably. Try to hang on until I can calm them down anyway!!] 
He seems to have some skill with magic I guess, quickly setting up a defensive barrier at least. But Taiki, even if you do that, a barrier that weak is just useless. I'll help out a little though, so you should be okay.... Probably.
(Delille)[YukiiiiiIIiiIIIIII!! Oooooohhhh!!] 
First, Delille blew away the first 5 layers of the barrier with one strike.
(Millie)[Yuki-saaaaaAAN!!!] 
Then Millie, with her pair of swords, takes down another 2 layers.
(Kaya)[....Hang on, I'll be right there!!] 
Kaya, just as I've trained her, works with the others and takes destroys 3 more layers with magic.
(Riel)[Me too! I'll be there soon!! HeeerrOOooOoo!!! You're so... deaaaddd!!] 
Kodachi5)Shot sword in hand, Riel easily cut through another 4 layers of the barrier with a single, elegantly short display of her swordsmans.h.i.+p.
Yeah..., Taiki I don't blame you for freaking out.
...I'm scared too. My wives are terrifying...
(Tori)[Yuki-san! hurgh!! I won't... I won't forgive him until there's nothing left but his b.l.o.o.d.y, BEATEN CORPSE!! AaaaAAaaAAaa!!] 
Finally, Tori broke through the last 6 layers using her beloved sword.
...What the-!?
This is the improved version of my 20 layer super barrier here!!
Why is it that everyone can just suddenly break my improved barrier so easily when they couldn't even deal with the old one!? 6)Cre: Love fueled rage opened the girls' Overdrive Mode! Duh!
(Lutz)[Get away from onii-san... YOU d.a.m.nED b.a.s.t.a.r.dDD!!] 
Lutz formed a magic spear in her hand and threw it straight at Taiki.
Yes, I understand that desperate voice of his.
I couldn't die in peace if I didn't struggle at least that hard....
At the last possible moment, Taiki somehow managed to deflect the spear's trajectory and avoid certain death.
Well done.
Honestly, I think that deserved applause, but-
(Seraria)[...Die. ] 
Without a sound, Seraria suddenly appeared in front of of Taiki and drew her sword.
Taiki is still dazed from deflecting Lut's spear and isn't able to react to Seraria in time.
At that moment, I step in and quickly use my own secret sword arts and parry Seraria's iai.
I mainly rely on magic normally, but without being close enough, I wouldn't be able to make it in time to stop Seraria's attack.
Haa, why are my family members always the first ones to see my skills?
Normally, wouldn't this be the kind of trump card that'd be pretty cool in a desperate battle kinda situation though?
And... I ended up thinking of another way to use this technique.
(Seraria)[Eh, ehh? My Dear!? You can use a katana too!? N-no way. You should have told me if that was the case! Mou...] 
Seraria eagerly took my katana away from me to compare with hers.
......Still. I ended up exposing another hand in order to save the Hero, didn't I? Dammit...
With this, things can finally advance at least....
(Lulu)[......Then? Is there anything you would like to say, danna-sama?] 
(Yuki)[Are, Lulu you're here too? ...But, why are you upset?] 
(Lulu)[You took your main body, REALLYYY?!!] 
(Yuki)[I'm... SO VERY SSOORRRYYY!!] 
With Lulu's words, I finally understood what the real issue was....
No, but even if it was Aslin's fake body, I had to, you know?
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
必勝ダンジョン運営方法　相手に合わせる理由がない
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Adventure Comedy Drama Ecchi Fantasy Harem Mature Psychological Romance Seinen Slice of Life Tragedy
Adapted to Manga Aggressive Characters Aristocracy Beastkin Beautiful Female Lead Clever Protagonist Dungeon Master Dungeons Early Romance F*llatio Game Elements Gore Loli Love Interest Falls in Love First Male Protagonist Management Multiple POV Nudity Obsessive Love Overpowered Protagonist Polygamy Pregnancy R-15 Reverse R*pe S*ave Harem S*aves Strategist Strong Love Interests Succubus Sword And Magic Transported to Another World Yandere
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