「さて、布団はどうする? 一人一つずつにするか?」
「...みんなで一緒に寝られない? 一人は寂しいわ」
「私たちはいままで三人一緒に寝てましたから」
ラビリスとフィーリアはそういったのだが、アスリンが何かモジモジしている。
「どうした、アスリン? どうかしたのか?」
「あ、あの、用足しってどこですればいいんですか? あの、中庭ですか?」
ああ、中世ヨーロッパって、王城でもオマルに用足しして...そのまま窓から特定の位置に投げ捨ててたらしい...。
日本でも上下水道ができたのは江戸で最古の下水道があったらしいから...それまではなかったということだ。
江戸ってとこは徳川幕府ぐらいの時か?
まあ、そこはいいか。とりあえず、この文化レベルだと、田舎では川や専用の
「も、もれそう...なんです!?」
「ちょ、ちょっと待てトイレがそこにある!!」
急いでアスリンを抱えて、トイレに駆け込む。
「アスリン、この上に座るんだ。オマルってわかるか?」
「はい!!」
違うから!! って言っても仕方ない、使い方どころか、トイレってものがないんだからな。
「ちょっとまて、ええい!!アスリンすまん!!」
「ひあっ!!ダメですよ、ユキさん!!」
とりあえず、アスリンはもう決壊している。まあその場で回転させるから、セーフだ。
「みちゃ、ダメです!!そんなに見つめちゃだめです!!」
アスリンはこっちの顔に手を当てて視界を塞いでくる。いや、お尻向けてするのはいいのか?
アスリンはトイレの後、ラビリスの後ろに隠れて恥ずかしがってる。
「...ユキ、いきなり特殊なプレイはダメよ。最初は普通に抱いてあげて」
「どういう意味ですか?」
「だぁー!!ラビリスお前はなんでそんな知識があるんだ!!フィーリアは聞いちゃいけません!!つか、見てただろ、トイレの使い方!!覚えておけよ!!俺は隣の女性陣に使い方教えてくるからな、アスリン宥めておいてくれ」
そう言って、ダッシュで部屋をでる。
「おーう、すまん。用足しについて説明し忘れてた」
そういって女性陣の部屋に入るとラッツがダッシュで駆け寄ってきた。
「お兄さんナイスタイミングです!!私が決壊する寸前でしたよ!!」
内またで、ピョンピョン飛び跳ねながら器用にこっちにくるラッツ。
「ええい!!なんですか!!見たいんですか、お漏らししている私を!!ここでやっちゃいますよ!!」
「いやいや、まてまて!!こっちにこい!!」
流石にラッツも「~」みたいな間延びした喋り方してる余裕もないらしい。
「さあここで椅子に座るようにするんだ!!」
「ええい!!ツッコム余裕もないです!!こうですね!!」
「その中にするんだ!!」
「はい!!わかりましたよ、お兄さん!!」
その瞬間を見届けた俺は扉を閉じる。アスリンの二の舞はしない、俺は学習する男なのだ。
「ふわ~、天国です」
「おわったら、横にある白い紙があるだろ。それで拭いて、中に捨てて、銀色のノブ見たいのがあるだろ?それで流れていく」
「ちょ!!紙で拭くんですが!?なんて贅沢な!!」
「抵抗があるのは分かるが慣れろ。ここはそれが普通だ」
「で、流す?これですかね?おお~、流れていきます!!」
その後、ラッツが満足げな表情でトイレから出てくる。
「それであってる。使い方はみんなに教えといてくれ」
「はい~、わかりました。いや~しかし、抱っこしてトイレに連れて行ってもらえばよかったですかね?」
それはさっきアスリンでやりました。
「エリス、布団の使い方はどうだ?問題ないか?」
「えーと、こんな感じでよいのでしょうか?」
エリスは自信なさげに、敷布団に目を向ける。
「そうそう、固いのが下な、柔らかいほうが上から被るものだ」
「あのトイレといい、なんか私、変な夢でもみてる気分です...」
「...善処します」
「明日は色々話をするから、なんとか休んで明日に備えてくれ」
「あ、喉乾いたら、ここの水道をさっきの、風呂場みたいに捻って水だして、このヤカンみたいなのに入れて、このボタン押すとお湯になるから。コップはここな。あとこのティーパックを入れると紅茶とかお茶になるから」
「...もう、私の常識は通じない場所なのですね」
手を額にあてて顔を振るエリス。
「...遅いわ。フィーリアはもう寝てるわ」
「あの、この草の床に寝ればいいんですか?」
「んにゅ」
部屋に戻ればフィーリアはもうおねむのようだ。案外早目に戻ったのは正解らしい。
「ごめんな、今日は四人で寝るか。さっさと布団敷いてしまうぞ」
そうやって二人分の布団を手早く敷く。大人一人と子供三人なんでこれで十分だろう。
「俺が中央に寝るから、二人は好きな所に寝るといい。フィーリアは何処がいいかね?」
「えーと、私と手をつないで寝る癖があるので、私の横がいいと思います」
「じゃ、アスリンの横か。変に考えて時間とるのも馬鹿らしい、今日は俺の右にラビリス、左にアスリン、その横にフィーリアな」
「...いいえ、こんな風に寝られる日が来ると思ってなかったわ。一人ぼっちの時が多かったから」
「きゃっ!?」
布団を見つめるラビリスに近づいて、そのまま抱えて布団に投げる。
「電気...っと明かり消すぞ」
「...もっと優しく扱ってほしいわ」
明かりを消して、三人に掛布団を掛けながら俺ももぐりこむ。
「...ふわふわです」
「...そうね。つい昨日まで、ボロの布被ってみんなで身を寄せていたのが嘘みたい」
「ちょっと二人とも頭上げてくれ」
「なんですか?」
「もういいぞ、俺は寝相が悪くてな。腕振って当たるとケガするかもしれないから、悪いが頭で押えてくれ」
「わかりました」
「...ねえ、ユキ。起きてる?」
右腕に頭をのせているラビリスがこちらを見つめている。
(Yuki)[Well then, how should we deal with the futon? should I create an additional one for each of you?]
(Phillia)[We can't sleep together? it will be lonely sleeping like this]
(Labiris)[The three of us always slept together until now]
Philia and Labiris replied like this, but Aslin seemed to be struggling with something.
(Yuki)[What's wrong Aslin? Is there a problem?]
(Aslin)[A,ano, is there a place where I can pee? Should I do it in the courtyard?]
Aah that's right, in the middle ages in Europe, it seems that the servants did their business through a window in the castle...
Since j.a.pan started to use its oldest sewage system during the Edo period, something like that hasn't happened since then.
Or was it established under the reign of the shogun Tokugawa after the Edo period?
Well, it didn't matter for now. In this world custom, they are probably using something like a river to do it.
(Labiris)[Are, are you already... at the limit!?]
(Yuki)[Wait, wait! We have a restroom here!!]
I grabbed Aslin in a hurry and dashed toward the toilet.
(Yuki)[Aslin sit down onto this. Have you heard about a potty before?]
(Aslin)[ Yes!!]
Under the emergency, I brought her bottom towards the toilet. It felt so wrong!! Nevertheless, I couldn't help it. I didn't think that she had ever used one, let alone encountered.
(Yuki)[ Wait a second, Ei!! Sorry Aslin!!]
(Aslin)[Hyaaa!! This is bad Yuki-san!!]
Aslin was already on the verge of bursting. The only thing I could do was to lift her and place her in the right position.
(Aslin)[Don't look !! Don't stare so much like that!!]
Aslin put her hand on my face to stop me from looking. More importantly, was it really fine for your back to be in that position? Aah did she get embarra.s.sed that I was looking directly at her ?
Afterward, When Aslin came out from the restroom, she displayed an embarra.s.sed expression. She went behind Labiris and tried to hide.
(Labiris)[ Yuki, to act weird all of a sudden is not a good thing... You should have brought her normally.]
(Phillia)[What do you mean?]
(Yuki)[Daaaa!! Labiris why do you seem like you already knew about this!! You mustn't listen to her, Philia!! I am exhausted, so I will just show you how to use the toilet!! Remember this!! Because I am going to demonstrate how to use the toilet to you girls, please help Aslin calm down]
After I had said that, I left the room with a dash. I felt like I would turn into a pervert if I stayed one more minute here. I am normal! I have no particular preferences!! What was I thought hard.
(Yuk)i[Hh sorry. I forgot, I was asked to explain how to use the toilet]
After I had entered the bathroom, Lutz ran toward me with full speed.
(Lutz)[Nice timing Onii-san!! I was just about to collapse!!]
With her thighs clamped tightly, Lutz hurried here hoping skillfully. Her movement felt natural. Was it because she was originating from the rabbit-kin?
(Lutz)[Eeeh!! what is it!!Do you want to see it, me wetting myself right in front of you!! It's here you know, and I might literally do it here you know!!]
(Yuki)[NO hold , hold on!! Get in here!!]
As expected even Lutz couldn't afford to talk while walking with such '~' hurdle.
(Yuki)[Hurry, just sit on the chair!!]
(Lutz)[Eeh!! There is not enough s.p.a.ce for me to enter!!]
(Yuki)[Just do it on top!!]
(Lutz)[ Yes!! I understand, Onii-san!!]
I took advantage of this moment to close the door. I am a man who learns from events I won't repeat the same mistake as I did with Aslin. Immediately after I closed the door, I heard the sound of flowing water. I should at least have the strength to endure the urges caused by such sounds right?
(Lutz)[fuwaaaa~ this is heaven]
(Yuki)[After you're done, you should find some paper next to you. You wipe yourself with it then discard it, can you see a silver handle? Water will flow out if you push it.]
(Lutz)[What!! I should use paper to wipe myself!? How luxurious!!]
(Yuki)[ I understand that you might be reluctant, but you have to get used to it. It's ordinary in this place.]
(Lutz)[The water will flow? Should I use it like this? ooooh it is flowing]
Lutz came out from the restroom with a satisfied expression.
(Yuki)[That's right. Please teach everyone else how to use it]
(Lutz)[Haai~ I understand. But wouldn't it have been fine if you held me and brought me into the toilet?]
That was what I just did with Aslin a while ago.
(Yuki)[Ellis, how did you find using the futon? Were there any problems?]
(Ellie)[Etto is it really fine to explain our feelings like this?]
Looking at the mattress, Ellis displayed a restless face.
(Yuki)[Of course! Like it being hard to sleep on or too soft to get comfortable in something like that.]
(Ellie)[I am fine with the toilet but I still feel like everything is a part of a strange dream...]
(Ellis)[I will take it one step at a time...]
(Yuki)[We will discuss on various subjects tomorrow. You should just try and get a good night rest to prepare for it]
(Yuki)[Ah, in case you are thirsty, there is a water bar like the one you saw in the bathroom a short while ago. if you put it in this kettle like thing and press the b.u.t.ton, you will get hot water. The cups are here. After that, you can make either green tea or black tea by putting one of these tea bags inside the gla.s.s]
(Ellis)[Honestly... my common sense can't keep up with this place at all]
Ellis shook her head while putting a hand on her forehead.
(Labiris)[You are late... Philia went to sleep already]
(Aslin)[Ano, will it be fine if I lie down on the gra.s.s on the floor?]
(Phillia)[Nyuu]
When I returned to the room, I discovered that Philia was already asleep. As expected, it seemed like coming back a bit earlier was the right choice.
(Yuki)[ I am sorry, it seems the four of us will be sleeping together today huh. I will lay the futon quickly then]
At that moment, I quickly spread the futons. One For adult and three for children, I think this much is enough.
(Yuki)[Because I will be sleeping in the middle you two should choose your favorite sleeping position. Where do you think should I place Philia?]
(Aslin)[Etto, because I have the habit of holding her hand while sleeping, I believe that it will be good if she sleeps next to me]
(Yuki)[Okay, next to Aslin then It will be stupid to waste time about meaningless things. Today Labiris will sleep on my right, Aslin on my left and Philia will sleep next to Aslin.]
(Labiris)[No... It's just that I never thought that there will come a day when I can sleep like this. I had mostly slept on my own.]
(Labiris)[Kyaaa!?]
I approached Labiris who was staring at the futon and simply pushed her on it.
(Yuki)[I will turn off the electricity... I mean the lights]
(Labiris)[I would like you to treat me more gently...]
I turned off the lights and slipped into the quilt I had put earlier on the three kids.
(Labiris)[It's fluffy...]
(Aslin)[You are right... It makes it feel like all the time before today where everyone huddled together under a rag is a lie]
(Yuki[You two, can you please raise your heads for a bit]
(Labiris)[ Like that?]
(Yuki)[It's better like this. I will feel bad otherwise if you suffer because you sleep in a wrong position. It's also because I might injure you if I move my hands while we sleep. I am sorry but you will have to press down with your heads]
(Labiris)[I understand]
(Labiris)[hey Yuki... Are you still awake?]
Labiris who had her head on my right arm was staring right at me. But I only replied with a half-hearted answer.
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
必勝ダンジョン運営方法　相手に合わせる理由がない
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/hisshou-dungeon-unei-houhou/
Adventure Comedy Drama Ecchi Fantasy Harem Mature Psychological Romance Seinen Slice of Life Tragedy
Adapted to Manga Aggressive Characters Aristocracy Beastkin Beautiful Female Lead Clever Protagonist Dungeon Master Dungeons Early Romance F*llatio Game Elements Gore Loli Love Interest Falls in Love First Male Protagonist Management Multiple POV Nudity Obsessive Love Overpowered Protagonist Polygamy Pregnancy R-15 Reverse R*pe S*ave Harem S*aves Strategist Strong Love Interests Succubus Sword And Magic Transported to Another World Yandere
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