駄目神再登場
side:ラッツ
ようやくお兄さんが覚悟を決めてくれたようです。
今日はしっかり体を洗って、いや、もういっそ一緒にお風呂に入って、そのまま一発して、そのあとさらに布団で......。
と、欲望で頭が染まってきてます。
イケナイイケナイ、大事なことは別にあるはずです。
お兄さんとの蜜月で頭がいっぱいですが、なんとか思考をすすめます。
周りの皆も何か言いたいようですが、今後のお兄さんとの展開を考えているのか、頬が緩んでいます。
しっかりするのです。
ラッツ、私に求められているのはこの愛情だけではないのです。
お兄さんの役に立つと決めたのですから、肉欲や情欲に簡単に身を染めては......。
「ああ、そういうことですか。お兄さん。お兄さんの意思は分かりましたが、なぜ今更か聞いていいでしょうか?」
そう、なぜこの時なのか。
王女様を抱かなくてはいけないから?
違います。それなら、前に私達を愛してくれていればいいだけなんです。
お兄さんのいつもの手際を考えると、どうも後手というか、準備が足りていない感じです。
無論、私達に遠慮と言われればある程度は分かりますが、個人的にお兄さんの愛情は確かに私にはわかります。
お兄さんは私達を抱くのを我慢していたはずなんです。
何が、原因でこの時まで我慢していたのでしょうか?
「そう、だよな。今更なんだよな。ちょっと言いにくいが聞いてくれ。これで俺が嫌いになるならそれでいい」
お兄さんのその言葉で、皆真剣な顔つきになります。
正直に言いましょう。
お兄さんを嫌いになることはきっとあり得ません。
皆もそれをしっかりと顔に出しています。
「いいか、俺は今までにない種族だ。ダンジョンマスターってな。だから子供ができるか、母体...皆が安全に子供を産める保障が無いんだ......」
「「「っつ!?」」」
全員の顔が引きつります。
お兄さんが見た目人族なので忘れていましたが、ダンジョンマスターという別の種族なのでした。
下手をすればお兄さんは魔物の種類。
女性を孕ませて、産ませて殺すような魔物はごまんといます。
特定の魔物に至っては孕むということは、母体にとって死を意味する魔物までいます。
ああ...お兄さんは本当に、私達を愛していてくれてました。
一時の欲情に負けず、私達の事を第一に考えてくれました。
でも、この回答はあんまりです......。
「いや、嫌です!! 私は、旦那様の子供産むんです!!」
ルルア様が耳を塞ぎながら、窒息しそうな必死な様子でお兄さんの話を必死に否定します。
「う、嘘です!! 大丈夫です!! こんなのひどすぎます!! ああっつ!!?」
目から涙をボロボロこぼして、子供の様に嫌々と首を振ります。
ルルア様のあまりの取り乱し様に私達はある意味冷静でいられました。
「落ち着けルルア。大丈夫。大丈夫だから」
「うえっ、ひっく、嫌です。いやぁ、なんで神様はこんなにいじわるなんですか!!?」
お兄さんが落ち着かせようとルルア様を抱きしめますが、かなりショックだったのかお兄さんの腕の中で暴れつづけます。
「あ......ああ、大丈夫ってあなた。...何か手があるのね? 子供をつくる...愛し合ってもいい方法が」
ルルア様は未だ落ち着きませんが、お兄さんのセリフで固まっていたセラリアが動き出しました。
そうでした。お兄さんはこんな残酷な答えだけを伝えたわけではありませんでした。
私達と子供ができる方法が分かったからこそ、この時になったのでしょう。
......流石に焦りました。
ルルア様がああなっていなければ、私が冷静さを保ってはいられなかったと思います。
「ある。......7割8割ぐらいしか信用できんがな。だから大丈夫だ。ルルア、俺達は子供が作れる。泣き止んで、落ち着いてくれ」
「ひっく、えぐ、ほ、本当なんですか? 本当に旦那様と子供を作れるんですね?」
ようやくルルア様の瞳に理性の色が戻ってきました。
しかし、何をどうすれば子供を作れるようになるのでしょうか?
まさか、誰かで実験したわけでも、いまから実験するわけでもないでしょうに。
「みんな心配するな!! 妾が一番最初に孕めばよい!! 万が一、母体が危険だとしても妾なら腹ぐらい食い破られても何とかなる。そうじゃろう、ユキ?」
なるほど、デリーユの魔王スキルを活用するわけですか。
デリーユには下手すればつらい結果になるでしょうが、それが一番安全ですね。
「いやいや、違う違う。そんな事より簡単だが、非常にやりたくないが、安全な方法がある」
「「「それは?」」」
お兄さんのその回答に皆が一斉に聞き返します。
「見てるんだろう、いい加減に出てこいこの駄目神!!!」
その一言で、当たりに変な声がこだまします。
『はーはっはっはっは!! 相変わらずというか、妙に頭が回ると大変ね!! こっちではユキで通してるんだっけ? ユキみたいな疑問持ってたのはユキが初めてよ』
ちょっと待ってください。
お兄さん、神様とか言いませんでしたっけ?
しばし、お兄さんの言葉を反芻して解読していると宴会場の舞台が照らされて、そこに私でも息をのむほどの美女が現れました。
変なポーズで。
具体的には片手を腰に当てて、片手を人差し指を天に掲げていました。
「神降臨!!」
「消えろ!!」
ふざけた宣言をする女性を、お兄さんが問答無用で、舞台にある落とし穴に落とします。
うん、それでいいと思います。
ゴギャン
そんな音がします。
でも即座に落とし穴から手が出てきてその女性が這い出してきます。
「まったく、久々のそっちからの連絡できてテンション上がってただけなのに」
「五月蠅い。こっちは今後の家族計画で一番重要な所なんだよ。で、返答は?」
「問題はないわ。最初からそう言うのは調整してるわよ。なにせ異世...」
「そこまでだ、現状はまだ明かすべきじゃない」
「あら、ここまでやってまだ話して無いの?」
「今話せば混乱必至だからな。とりあえずは顔合わせだけしてくれ、頼む。これ以上イラン事言うな」
え、えーと、彼女が何者かはわかりませんが、とても規格外だというのはなんとなくわかりました。
お兄さんが、喋るのを嫌がっているのなんて初めて見ました。
多分この女性、色々面倒なんでしょうね。
そんな風に思っていると、その彼女はこちらに向き直って......
「へえ、まあよくも短期間に。こんなのハーレムもいい所じゃない。この変態!!」
「やかましいわ!! いい加減ハッキリいってくれ。本当に問題ないんだよな!?」
「ええ、ユキと子供を作りたいこの場の女性達に私が太鼓判を押して保証してあげる。ちゃんと子供はセックスすれば普通にできるわ!!」
「えーい!! もっと言葉を選べよ!?」
そのあと、沈黙がこの場所を支配します。
「え、えと。貴女が何者かは知らないけど。その話は嬉しく思うわ。でも、貴女の保証じゃ......」
セラリアがいち早く言葉を口にします。
その通りです。この人の保証で安心なんてできません。
「すいません。お兄さん、とりあえずこの人は誰なのでしょうか?」
「あー、非常に言いづらいが......」
「ルナ!! 女神よ!! しかも上級の!!」
......あー、うん。
病院に連れて行った方がいいのでしょうか?
とりあえず、私達の白い眼にようやく気が付いたのか、お兄さんを連れてこそこそ何か話しています。
「ねぇねぇ、なんであんなに反応薄いの?」
「いや、いきなり目の前に「神です!!」なんて言われて信じるやつの方がよっぽど可笑しいわ」
「でも、ユキでいいんだっけ? あんたは知ってるでしょうに。嫁さん達なんでしょう? しっかり説得しなさいよ」
「無理だ。俺にはどうやってもお前を駄目神と証明できても女神として紹介は絶対できん」
「相変わらずふてぶてしいわね。こっちの世界で揉まれて少しは私のありがたみがわかったと......」
「ちょっとまて、こっちの世界の神呼び出せないかここに」
「ん、それぐらい簡単よ。ああ、なるほど。そいつらに一発芸とか私がさせればこの子達も私が神だと信用するわよね?」
「絶対やめろ。駄目神。それをすればお前はこれから絶対信用は得られん」
何か一発芸を神にさせるとか、恐れ多い事が聞こえてくるのですが......。
「じゃ、誰呼ぶ? こっちの世界はそれなりに多いわよ」
「確か嫁さんの国でリリーシュだっけ? それを祭っている国があって、嫁さんの妹がリリーシュに実際会って聖女認定されたとか言ってたな」
「ああ、じゃリリーシュが一番いいわね。よかったー面識がある神がいて、大抵呼んでも偽物扱いよ?」
「わかってるじゃねーか。だったら、信じられるように神らしくしてろよ」
「いやよ。そんな事しても偽物扱いが多いんだから。じゃ、呼ぶわよ」
ああ、耳がおかしいようです。
なんか気軽に神様呼び出すような会話してるんですが......。
リリーシュ様の加護を一身に受けているエルジュ様、ルルア様はその話が聞こえて、内心怒っているのか顔が引き攣っています。
まあ、冗談でも言っていい話ではないですからね。
「さあ来なさいリリーシュ!!」
そのルナといった彼女が手を掲げると、舞台に光がフワリと降りて、人の形になります。
また女性の様ですね。
あれがリリーシュ様なのでしょうか?
実物を見たことはありませんので、私には判断が付きませんが、あの自称女神の行動からすれば偽物でしょう。
そう思ってリリーシュ様を実際に見たエルジュ様、そして書物や像でリリーシュ様を知っているルルア様に目を向ければ......
「あ、あ、あ......」
2人とも口をパクパクさせて唖然としています。
「なんですかルナ様。一応私も忙しいのですが?」
「なーに言ってんのよ。このユキみたいに確実な成果上げられてないくせに。知ってるのよ、ユキの事ちょくちょく覗いてたでしょう?」
「うっ、わかってますよ。仕方ないんです。私だって色々手探りなんですから。ルナ様が連れてきた人がどう動くか気になりますってば」
「まいいわ。とりあえず何か一発芸しなさい。この場の空気を盛り上げるのよ」
「えー、私特に何もできませんよ?」
「私ほどとはいかないまでもそれなりの体つきなんだから脱げばよし!!」
「いやーパワハラです!!」
そんな事をし始めてようやくエルジュ様とルルア様が動き出します。
いや、最速で動きました。
「「リリーシュ様に何してるんですか!!」」
......どうやら、あのリリーシュ様は本物の様です。
つまり、あの自称女神は本物と。
わかりました。お兄さんが非常に彼女を後回しにしたかった理由が。
こんな事、他国やましてやリリーシュ様を祭っているリテアでやれば戦争間違いなしです。
Chapter 81 - The useless G.o.d descends once again
side : Lutz
It seems that Onii-san is finally ready for it.
Today I'll wash my body thoroughly, no we will bath together and afterwards without delay, we will reach out to the futon.....
Oops, my head is being dyed the color of desire.
Not good, not good, there should be something else to think right now, something important.
My head is full of intimate rendezvous with Onii-san, but somehow I have to advance my thoughts.
Everyone around me seems to be saying something, but I'm thinking about developing my relations.h.i.+p with Onii-san, my cheeks became loose.
Let's play it safe.
Lutz, this affection is not the only thing you wish for.
If it's about Onii-san, because I decided to be useful for him, my body can easily be driven into l.u.s.t and pa.s.sion......
(Lutz)[Oh about that, Onii-san. I understand Onii-san's intention, but why the sudden turn around this late?] 
Well, why this timing?
Because he has to embrace the Princess?
No. If that's the case, then you could put that off until you properly love us first.
Considering Onii-san's experience, we held back and lost the initiative, so I believe there's something else behind all this.
Of course, the reason we're holding back, is in order to understand and embrace Onii-san's affection.
It's certain that Onii-san has become increasingly impatient towards embracing us.
Then why, what convinced him to endure until now? What changed?
(Yuki)[That's true. It is a bit late. Listen to me for a bit, because it's hard to say. It's fine even if you dislike me because of this. ] 
At Onii-san's serious words, everyone looked up at him.
Let's be honest.
Onii-san, it is probably impossible to dislike you.
Everyone firmly displayed it on their faces.
(Yuki)[Okay, I'm from an unprecedented race. I am a Dungeon Master. So there might be a possibility that I can't have children, Maternity... There's no safety that anyone of you can give birth, or even if it's safe..... ] 
(Everyone)[[[Huh!?] ] ] 
Everyone's face became frozen stiff.
I forgot that Onii-san is a Dungeon Master, he just has the same appearance as a human.
If it goes bad Onii-san's children might become monsters, or existences closer to the original Dungeon Masters.
There are demons who like to use women, have them give birth and kill them afterwards.
In case of certain monsters, there's even some of them who guarantee death to the mother's body the moment it becomes pregnant.
Ah... Onii-san the truth is, you really love us.
He didn't get defeated by his l.u.s.t and thought of our safety first.
However, doesn't this answer mean.....
(Lulu)[No, that's not possible!! I'll give birth to danna-sama's1) child!! ] 
Lulu-sama closed her ears and desperately denied his story, she frantically denied.
(Lutz)[I-it's a l-lie!!2) This is too terrible!! Ahhhh!! ?] 
I spilled tears from my eyes, my head shook, showing my unwillingness to part with my children.
Compared to the heavily disturbed Lulu-sama, we were still calm, in a way.
(Yuki)[Relax Lulu. It's all right. Like I said it's alright. ] 
(Lulu)[Uehh, Hiku, I hate this. Hate it, why is G.o.d so cruel!! ?] 
Onii-san hugged Lulu-sama to calm her down, but I was shocked to see her continue
(Seraria)[Ah....... Aaah, it's fine dear... What's wrong? To make a child... Is just a way to show love to another. ] 
Lulu-sama had yet to settle from this but Seraria began to take back a bit of composure after hearing Onii-san's speech and began to, albeit whilst tearing up, help calm Lulu-sama.
That's right. Onii-san didn't explain like this only to be cruel.
It became like this because we had expectations of how to make children beforehand.
...... As one would expect, we're being too impatient.
I probably won't be able to calm down without Lulu-sama settling down first.
(Yuki)[That is....... I have approximately 70 to 80% confidence. So it's okay. Lulu, we can make children. So please stop crying, calm down. ] 
(Lulu)[Hihku, egu, th-the th-truth? Can I truly make children with danna-sama?] 
The light of reason finally started surfacing inside Lulu-sama's eyes.
However, how can Onii-san be so sure we will be able to make children?
No way, it hadn't been tested until now, so someone would have to experiment it.
(Delille)[Doth not fear everyone!! Mine body shall be the first to get pregnant!! If by any chance, this mother's body should be damaged, or a hole should sprout from inside mine belly3), Mine person will manage. Let us proceed with copulating, Yuki?] 
Indeed, would Delille put her Demon King's robust body to use?
If it doesn't go well with Delille, it would be painful, but she has the highest chance of staying safe.
(Yuki)[No no, it's different. It's easier than that, I don't want to resort to that at all, there's a much safer way. ] 
[[[That is?] ] ] 
Every girl wanted to hear Onii-san's answer at once.
(Yuki)[I know that you are watching, get down here already you useless G.o.ddess!! ! ] 
After hearing his words, a strange voice echoed around us.
(Luna){Haaahahahahahah!! As usual, or maybe should I say as unusual, it's serious!!  Are you going through with it here Yuki? That's the first time I received a question from Yuki for a very Yuki-like problem. } 
Wait a minute.
Didn't Onii-san say G.o.ddess?
When I thought the words through again, I was crying at Onii-san's words, trying to decipher where the voice came from, right when a breathtaking beauty appeared in the banquet hall.
She was making a strange pose.
More specifically, she had one hand on her waist while the other one was up in the air, her index toward the sky.
(Luna)[G.o.d advent!! ] 
(Yuki)[Get lost4)!! ] 
To the woman who suddenly appeared, Onii-san without asking any question, sent her into the pitfall near the doorstep.
Yeah, somehow I feel like it's fine.
SFX:Gogyan
We heard such a sound.
But a hand instantly came out of the pit, and the woman crawled out of it.
(Luna)[Seriously, I haven't contacted you in so long and now after a long awaited reunion, what I'm receiving is this!? ] 
(Yuki)[Noisy5). This is the most critical part for my future family planning. Then, your answer?] 
(Luna)[There is no problem. I had said it from the beginning that you would adjust. At any rate it's a different worl... ] 
(Yuki)[The situation hasn't been revealed to that extent. ] 
(Luna)[Ara, you made it this far but haven't talked about anything yet?] 
(Yuki)[If I was to talk about it now, it would bring unnecessary mayhem. For the time being, I just asked you a simple question, not to call for a meeting. Please, don't say any more than necessary. ] 
E-eto, I don't know who is this girl, but I know she is way outside the norm.
I'm seeing Onii-san disliking a talk for the first time.
Perhaps this woman is troublesome, maybe even bad.
While I was thinking that way, she turned around......
(Luna)[Oh really? Well, in such a short time you've turned this place into an harem, that's not good. Hey, you hentai!! ] 
(Yuki)[You're so noisy!! Answer me clearly. Is there a problem or is there not!?] 
(Luna)[Ehh, Yuki wants to make children with the women here and now he is asking me for my seal of approval as warranty. Children will be born normally when there's s.e.x!! ] 
(Yuki)[Heyy!! Choose your words a bit more!?] 
After that, silence dominated this place.
(Seraria)[E-eto. I don't know who you are. But I'm glad after hearing those words from you. But dear, this means of warranty is...... ] 
Seraria spoke those words as fast as she could.
She's exactly right. I couldn't help but worry knowing this person was the one giving the warrant.
(Lutz)[Excuse me. Onii-san, can you tell us who is this person is for the time being?] 
(Yuki)[Ah, that's hard to say, but..... ] 
(Luna)[Luna!! G.o.ddess!! Moreover, your senior6)!! ] 
...... Oh, of course.
Should I take her to the hospital? Can she even be helped?
Anyway, after finally getting back on our feet, Onii-san looks like he just facepalmed.
(Luna)[Nee nee7), why is the reaction so weak?] 
(Yuki)[No, but suddenly someone before our eyes proclaimed themselves [G.o.ddess!!]  Someone who believes in such a line would be even more outrageous. ] 
(Luna)[But, Yuki that's no good right? You know about it and aren't they your wives? So you diligently persuade them. ] 
(Yuki)[It's impossible. Even if I could prove you to be a useless G.o.ddess, I would absolutely not introduce you as a G.o.ddess. ] 
(Luna)[Shameless as usual. In this situation you can't even understand the worth of me coming to my world..... ] 8)
(Lutz)[Wait a minute, did you summon the reigning G.o.ddess of this world?] 
(Luna)[Yup, it's as easy as that. Ah, I see. If I use one of my tricks, those children will trust that I am a G.o.d, won't they?9)] 
(Yuki)[Stop it now.10) Useless G.o.d. If you do that, you will lose absolutely all credibility in the future.] 
It is quite something to make a G.o.ddess resort to trickery, but hearing that from her frightened me.....
(Luna)[Then, I guess I should call a known G.o.d, who do I call? There's so many in this world11). ] 
(Yuki)[There should be Lilith from my wife's country huh? I heard that she is the G.o.d they wors.h.i.+p in her country and that she appears every so often, also my wife has been acknowledged as her Saint, in said country. ] 
(Luna)[Ah, then let's call for Lilith as a test. That's a good thing, if it's a G.o.ddess you're already acquainted with, when she appears, then you won't be able to call her a fake, right?] 
(Yuki)[You don't understand huh. So be it, let's hope Lilith really is a G.o.d then. ] 
(Luna)[Of course. And even so there's measures to see if it's a fake. Well, let's call her. ] 
My ears felt something strange.
It's somehow like hearing the carefree summoning of a G.o.d......
For Herge-sama who had received Lilith's protection and Lulu-sama's who bears the same story, both of their face where puffed. I can't tell if they are angry.
Thinking about it, that would certainly be the kind of joke you shouldn't make.
(Luna)[Now, come forth Lilith12)!! ] 
When Luna put out her hands, a light fell on the stage and became the shape of a person.
The form also resembles a woman.
Is it Lilith's shape?
I had never seen the real thing, so I couldn't make a judgment, but considering the behavior from that self-proclaimed G.o.ddess, it should be fake.
Thinking about this, I took a glance at Herge-sama and Lulu-sama. They now looked like statues after seeing the new guest......
(Lulu)[Ah, Ah, Ah...... ] 
Both of them were dumbfounded to the point that their mouths became agape.
(Lilith)[What is it Luna-sama. I am kinda busy, though?] 
(Luna)[What are you talking about. There's Yuki-like sort of achievements going on here and yet you act like that. But I'm aware you know? That you've been peeking at Yuki lately?] 
(Lilith)[Uuh then it was exposed, I understand. Then I have no choice. I was wondering what Lulu-sama had in mind when she traveled over to someone. ] 
(Luna)[Well that might be. But for the meantime, let's make something funny. We will raise the atmosphere in this place. ] 
(Lilith)[Ehh, but I'm not able to do anything in this form you know?] 
(Luna)[Of course not! Now get over here with your body aswell!!14) ! ] 
(Lilith)[Nooo it's too powerful!! ] 
Finally digesting what was happening, Herge-sama and Lulu-sama were coming back to life.
No, they suddenly began moving at the fastest speed.
(Lulu & Herge)[[What are you doing to Lilith!! ] ] 
...... Apparently, this Lilith-sama is the real thing.
In other words, that self-proclaimed G.o.ddess should be real too.
I understand the reason why Onii-san wanted to postpone her so much.
Especially in this case, considering Lilith-sama is from a foreign country, I have no doubts that Ritea would start a war. 15)
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
必勝ダンジョン運営方法　相手に合わせる理由がない
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Adventure Comedy Drama Ecchi Fantasy Harem Mature Psychological Romance Seinen Slice of Life Tragedy
Adapted to Manga Aggressive Characters Aristocracy Beastkin Beautiful Female Lead Clever Protagonist Dungeon Master Dungeons Early Romance F*llatio Game Elements Gore Loli Love Interest Falls in Love First Male Protagonist Management Multiple POV Nudity Obsessive Love Overpowered Protagonist Polygamy Pregnancy R-15 Reverse R*pe S*ave Harem S*aves Strategist Strong Love Interests Succubus Sword And Magic Transported to Another World Yandere
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