最悪っす。
本当に大将の嫁さんとは関わり合いになりたくないっす。
いや、限定一人っす。
他の嫁さん達は無害、デリーユの姐さんは少しアレっすけど、まだ許容範囲っす。
だけど、セラリア姐さんは拒否するっす。
何だっけ、大将から聞いた乗車拒否? だっけ、お断りっす!!
「スティーブ怪我しちゃだめだよー!!」
大将の足元にいる、我ら魔物の小さなお姫様が応援をくれるっす。
素晴らしいタイミングで来ますねセラリア姐さん。
「アスリンを筆頭に今日はヴィリアやヒイロまで来てるんだから。無様な恰好は見せられないわよね?」
ちょっと、大将!!
あんたの嫁さんに自重しろって言ってくださいよって感じの視線を大将に送る。
返ってきたのは両手を合わせて拝んでる仕草...。
くっ、味方はいないっす!!
ああ、なんでこんな事になったっすか......。
そう思って、手に握っている訓練用に刃をつぶしたロングソードに映る自分を見つめる。
確か、そう、大将が冒険者に勝利した後っす。
その時、おいら達Aチームは今回の冒険者ギルドの関連を警備していて、状況確認でおいらがギルドにいたっす。
「ん? なんでゴブリンがこんな所にいるんだ?」
そう一人の冒険者に声をかけられたっす。
「魔物...にしてはなんで襲ってこないんだ?」
「ほら、アレだろ、今ダンジョン区以外にいる魔物は制御下だって説明」
「ああ、そう言えば警備って腕章つけてるな」
そうですよー、だからさっさと立ち去ってくださいな。
のんびり、ぶどうジュースも飲めやしないっす。
あ、因みに、街の警備や軍部についているおいら達魔物は一応給与がでてるっす。
なんでも、街の人達においら達は危険が無いと伝える為だとか。
おいら達も積極的に街や学校や訓練所で警備して、その場所で買い物したりして、住人と仲良くなってるっす。
というか、本日休日だったっす。
あんたらが到着したせいで休みがパーっす!!
久々にトランプのダウトで勝てる気がしてたのに......。
おいら達、大将のおかげで頭がかなり良くて、読み書きや計算、遊びまで普通に覚えられったす。
ゲームとかもやらされたっす。
これは嫁さん達もしてないから、おいら達の方が信用されてるって感じっす。
「なあ、このゴブリン警備とか言ってるから強いのか?」
「なーに馬鹿な事いってんだよ。ゴブリンだぜ? ギルドの討伐ランクしってるだろう?」
「そりゃ、初心者用のランク2だけどさ、そんなのに警備任せるか? こいつら使役しているのあのセラリア様の旦那さんだぜ?」
そんなに見つめないで!!
おいら男に興味ないっす!!
「ロードとかナイトのゴブリンでもランク3か4だろ?」
「あー4ぐらいあるなら警備としてはいいんじゃねーか?」
「そりゃな、でもこいつ見たことない格好だぜ? 体格も別にロードとかナイトみたいに大きくもない」
「確かにただのゴブリンが上等な服と装備してるだけだな。野生のは腰みの一つと簡単な武器だもんな」
えーい、外にいる野生の露出狂と一緒にするなっす!!
ダンジョンができた頃、外で露出狂の同族見た時のおいらの悲しみがわかるっすか!!
その露出狂はおいら達の部隊が殲滅したっすよ。
イメージが湧きにくい人はこう思うといいっす。
知り合いが大都会でパンツ一丁できっつい匂い出しながら、こっちに向かって手を振ってくる感じっす!!
「どうしたのかしら?」
「セラリア様!?」
「いえっ、魔物が、ゴブリンがギルド内を歩いていたのでつい珍しくて。警備の魔物でいいのでしょうか?」
「ん? その腕章の通り警備よ。説明聞いてなかったかしら?」
「いえ、聞いていましたが、警備がゴブリンと驚きまして」
「それで、失礼ですが、警備に適しているのかの話になりまして......」
セラリア姐さんの目が細くなったら危険っす!!
脳筋に見えて実際はよく考えてるッす。
ガシッ
襟首掴まれて、そのままセラリア姐さんに引き寄せられる。
「スティーブどこ行くのかしら?」
「ゴ、ゴブ......(い、いやおいら警備だし、そろそろ他見て回らないと......)」
「あら、貴方達が警備で不安って声が上がってるのよ? それを第一になんとかしないとね」
いい笑顔でおいらはそのままセラリア姐さんに強制連行されたっす。
その結果がこれっす。
「さあ、私達の街の警備代表。魔物のゴブリンのスティーブよ。先ほど冒険者からゴブリンで大丈夫なのかと声が上がったわ。それはもっとも。だから、冒険者達でこのゴブリンのスティーブと戦って実力を感じて欲しいわ。無論殺せるのなら殺してしまって構わないわ」
「そうね、皆に利点が無さすぎるから、スティーブを倒せたら白金貨1枚あげましょう」
「「「おおおーーー!!」」」
うぎゃぁあぁぁあ、トンデモない事ばかりいってるっす!!
大将と違って殺害方向っすよ!!
人権...いや魔物権を高らかに叫びたいっす!!
おいらだって生きてるっす!!
「スティーブ、兄様のようにがんばるのです!!」
「頑張ってお兄様みたいにはいかないとはおもうけど...」
「お姉、それは言っちゃいけない」
くぅ、大将ばかり優遇。
「さあ、誰が戦ってみるかしら?」
セラリア姐さんがそう言ってる所においらもボソっと声をかける。
「ゴブ...?(こっちの相手殺害は?)」
「ダメ」
「ゴブ!?(酷い!?)」
そんな事していると、さっきの冒険者が前に進み出てきた。
「白金貨1枚。まあ、それに釣られたって言いたくはないが、そのゴブリンの力量にも興味があるのも本当だ。俺が相手になろう」
うえー、もう逃げていいっすか?
「ほっほっほ。また面白そうな事をやっておるのう。セラリア様私が見届けても?」
「ええ、お願いいたしますわ」
逃げ道が!?
これで逃げ出せば減俸物っすよ!?
鬼!! 悪魔!! 胸中途半端なんだよ!! ペタンコか大きいかのどちらかにしろよ!!
「...減俸」
「なら勝ちなさいな。簡単でしょう?」
もう後には引けないっす!!
さっさとぶちのめすっす!!
そういや、こいつが原因っす、絡んできたのがわるいっす!!
「それでは......両者。......始め!!」
セラリア姐さんが合図をだす。
結果、やりすぎで治療費給料から差っ引かれたっす。
It's bad. Real Bad.
I really won't survive getting involved with the General's wives.
No, well that's not really fair. Realistically it's just one.
His other wives are harmless, Delille is well just a little, you know, but on the inside she's surprisingly normal.
However, Miss Seraria is a big no-no.
Why? Because she refuses to obey the General.  That's a big no-no!!
(Aslin)[Steve, you can't get injured!! ] 
At the feet of the General was our little o-hime-sama1)Princess, she was giving me her support, like a cute cheerleader.
With perfect timing, Seraria nee-chan interjected.
(Seraria)[Steve, Vilia and Hiro came today Aslin in the lead. You can't show them anything strange alright?] 
Hey, General!!
I sent a meaningful glance to the General, asking him to put his wife in order.
He raised his hands and glanced away, my plea was rejected...
Hurgh, I have no allies here!!
Uh, how did it come to this.....
I started reminiscing as I looked at my reflection in my practice longsword.
Right after the General won against the adventurer.
At that time, Squad A was stationed at the entrance to the Adventurer Guild, while I was inside checking the current situation with the Guild.
(Adventurer)[Uh? Why is there a Goblin here?] 
So, I was noticed by an adventurer.
(Adventurer)[A monster... Why is it not attacking us?] 
(Adventurer)[Hey now, earlier today, there was an explanation that the monsters outside of the Dungeon District are under control. ] 
(Adventurer)[Oh, that reminds me, he's wearing the security armband. ] 
That's right, so please leave me be.
Then I'll be able to leisurely enjoy my grape juice.
Ah, by the way, we monsters who are defending the city are receiving a tentative salary for the time being.
The people of the city were told, that we aren't dangerous.
Thanks to that, we've been sincerely guarding the city, schools, shops, and training centers; getting along well with the inhabitants.
Well that said, today is my holiday.
Because of their arrival my break was ruined!!
Even when I thought I would be able to play cards after a long time......
Thanks to the General, our head is pretty good, he made us capable of remembering things and we had a fun time learning a lot to the point where we could read, write and do calculations.
Also we got to play games.
As for the wives, we could receive their requests, because we felt that they could be trusted.
(Adventurer)[Hey, is this Goblin part of the security that is said to be really strong?] 
(Adventurer)[Don't be stupid. A goblin? What rank is it regarding Guild's subjugation?] 
(Adventurer)[True, it's a mere rank 2 for beginners and yet the defense is entrusted to that?  Are those guys employed by Seraria-sama's husband?] 
Don't stare so much!!
I'm not interested in a man!!
(Adventurer)[Some of the Lord or Knight Goblins are ranked 3 or 4 aren't they?] 
(Adventurer)[Ah, if you're around rank 4, you can't possibly serve as a security guard right?] 
(Adventurer)[That might be the case, but either way, I haven't seen him wearing anthing like that? He is also too small to be a Knight or a Lord. ] 
(Adventurer)[True, he is just a Goblin equipped with fancy clothes. Wild ones have straw pants and a crude weapon. ] 
Hey, don't compare me with the wild exhibitionist bunch outside!!
When we had the spare time, I went outside of the Dungeon and witnessed the sad madness of my fellow kin outside!!
Those exhibitionists I just mentioned were exterminated by our unit.
People who have a hard time imagining it, can imagine the following.
Imagine you and your acquaintance are suddenly dumped into the Victorian era where the streets stink and are full of excrement. Then some random stranger runs up to you for a hug, to top it all off he/she/it doesn't even bathe or shower!!
(Seraria)[Is something wrong I wonder?] 
(Adventurer)[Seraria-sama!?] 
(Adventurer)[No, but that monster, the Goblin, he walked inside the Guild earlier. Is the monster part of the security?] 
(Seraria)[Huh? All guards in the security wear this armband. Didn't you hear the explanation?] 
(Adventurer)[No, I was listening, but I'm surprised to see a Goblin being part of the security. ] 
(Adventurer)[Umm well ... though I am being impolite, but are you sure that it is suitable for security...... ] 
Seraria nee-san's eyes squinted and there was a smell of danger in the air!!
When you first see her, you would think she is just hot-blooded.
Gas.h.i.+
Grabbed by the nape of my neck, I was pulled to Seraria nee-san.
(Seraria)[Where are you trying to go Steve?] 
(Steve)[Go, Gobu...... (N-no, I'm part of the security, it's time that I go on a patrol so...... )] 
(Seraria)[Ara, how diligent. Your raising your voice because you're worried about the security? But don't we have an incident right here? We should take care of this lacking image they have of you first and foremost. ] 
Wearing a beaming smile, Seraria nee-san abducted me.
This was the result.
(Seraria)[Well, now we have a representative guard of our city. Steve, a monster Goblin. Earlier some adventurers came talking to me about the Goblins asking if it was okay for them to be part of the security force. That's a bad image. Because of that, I want the adventurers to feel their skills by fighting with the Goblin Steve. Of course you can try to kill, you can kill him without worries. ] 
(Seraria)[Well, because you all don't have any motivation, let's make it 1 gold coin if you can defeat Steve. ] 
(Adventurers)[[[Ooooo!! ] ] ] 
Ugiyaaaaaaaaaaa, totally outrageous d.a.m.n what she said !
At least for the General there was no killing!!
Human rights... No, I really wanted to cry out loudly about living being's rights!!
I'm alive after all!!
(Philia)[Steve, do your best like nii-sama!! ] 
(Vilia)[Work hard like onii-sama, Steve. I think you can, but... ] 
(Hiro)[Onee, that's not something you should be saying. ] 
Kuu, the General has preferential treatment.
(Seraria)[Now, are you ready to fight?] 
Seraria nee-san called out towards the area where we were about to fight.
(Steve)[Gobu.. ?(What about them, can I kill them?)] 
(Seraria)[Nope. No good. ] 
(Steve)[Gobu!?(So Cruel!?)] 
While I was asking that, an adventurer from earlier came forward.
(Adventurer)[One gold coin. Well, I want to say that I am not attracted by it, but know that I am also interested in the competence of that Goblin. Let me be your opponent. ] 
Well, mou, can I run away already?
(GrandMaster)[Ho ho ho. This looks interesting. Seraria-sama, can I watch this?] 
(Seraria)[Yes, please do so. ] 
My way out!?
If I ran away now, they would reduce my salary!?
Oni4)Demon!!  Ak.u.ma5)Demonl!!  With those Half finished breast of yours!!  It should be either big for hope or flat for justice!!
(Seraria)[... Salary reduction] 
(Seraria)[Not if you win. Easy right?] 
Mou, I won't be able to leave for a while!!
Let's knock him into the ground quickly!!
Which reminds me, this guy is heavily involved with the cause of all this!!
(Seraria)[Well then...... You two. Hajime! 6)Start/Begin! ] 
Seraria-sama gave the signal.
As for the result, because I have overdone it, the treatment fees would be deducted from my salary.
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
必勝ダンジョン運営方法　相手に合わせる理由がない
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