第109掘:お祭りと住人達 その1
お祭りと住人
side:ミリー
いやっほー!!
久々の私sideですよ!!
セラリアやラッツやエリスがメインの内政ばかりで、影が薄いかなーと思ってましたが、ユキさんのお願いで冒険者区とダンジョン区の管理を任されていて、広さだけで言えば最大の管理地区をもっているんです。
「さて、昨日は色々あったけど今日も引き続きお祭りだ。みんなよろしく頼む」
「「「はい」」」
ユキさんの言葉に皆が返事をします。
ちなみに、ユキさんと同郷の勇者様は、クソ姫を連れて帰っています。
予定通りに準備を進めるみたいですが、軍事行動を起こすのに凄い準備がかかりますから、最低でも一か月は後です。
しかし、ここまでウィードを侮辱しておいて帰るときはガルツへのゲートを通って帰るってどういう事でしょうね。
舐めてますよね?
うん、クソ姫はちゃんとひどい目に遭わせよう。
「さーて、冒険者ギルドにいってきますか」
私はそういって、皆と同じように仕事に向かいます。
一応自由時間はありますが、皆各代表や、持ち場があるので、待機をしているのが大半です。
ありがたい事に、先に来ていた選別の冒険者達が治安維持に積極的に参加しており、特にトーリとリエルの知り合いのオーヴィクさん達はウィードを気に入っており、とても協力的だ。
しっかり、評価をしてあげようと思う。
「待ってくれミリー。今日はミリーと一緒にいていいか?」
「ええっ!? それは構いませんよ。でも、でも......仕事場ではあまり相手は出来ませんよ? でも、それでもしたいって言うなら......」
やだ、ユキさんってば、仕事場で一緒に致したいなんて。
「いやいや、落ち着け。そっちは結局祭りが終わってからしっかりすることになっただろう」
「......えー」
「不満そうだな」
「お仕事でついてきてもらっても嬉しくないです。そうですね、べたべたしてほしいです」
「......わかった」
ユキさんががっくりと頭を落とします。
ふふふ......、昨日の件でユキさんは色々と私達に頭が上がらないんです。
お蔭で、お風呂は毎日一緒になりましたし、全員一緒ですが。
ユキさんは変に奥手なんでああいうのは新鮮でいいですね。
「と、そういえば王様たちへの対応はいいんですか?」
「いいのよ。それは私達が受け持つわ」
「はい、ガルツの方は任せてください」
「アルシュテール様は私が受け持ちます。それよりしっかり旦那様を見張ってください。無茶するのは昨日で証明されましたし」
私がそう思って聞くと、セラリア、シェーラ、ルルアがそう言ってくる。
なるほど、適材適所だ。
「うん、任せて。こうやって腕を掴んでいれば、大丈夫ですよ」
そうやってユキさんの腕を抱き込む。
逃がしませんよ。
「兄様!! 私達もついていきます!!」
「お兄ちゃんと一緒にいます。守るんです!!」
「そうね。護衛は多いほうがいいわよね」
そういってちびっ子達もついてくるようです。
この子達は基本お仕事は無いからお祭りの日は遊びまわっていいのに。
「ではでは、反対側を拘束してください」
「ミリーお姉ちゃんわかりました!!」
「じゃ、私はいつものね」
3人がユキさんの腕と頭部にぶら下がる。
あ、鼻血でそう。
ということで、この4人で冒険者区にやってきました。
「うわー、沢山人がいますねー」
「兄様、ミリー姉様、あっちの武具店覗いてみたいです!!」
「離れちゃだめよ二人とも」
フィーリアは鍛冶屋の性か、そういう事に興味があるのね。
「うー、お兄ちゃんと一緒がいいです!!」
「我慢します」
「元から私は行くつもりはないわ」
ああ、理想の子だくさん夫婦ですよねー。
そんな風に和んで冒険者ギルドにつきます。
スーパーとかと同じで裏口はあるものの、別に職員は裏口からという規則はない。
「はいはい、受付はこちらです!!」
「ダンジョンへの直通ゲートを使いたい方は、一旦ダンジョン区へ行って探してください。そこにわかりやすい証拠の品があります。それで使用が可能となります!!」
職員が忙しそうにしています。
「おっ、ミリーちゃんじゃねーか。受付してくれよ」
「本当だ!! こっちこっち!!」
ちょうど、ユキさんがギルドマスターのロックさんと話しているときに馬鹿が声をかけて来た。
「ほれ、昨日言っただろう? ここの女はレベルが高いって」
死ね。
「おい、そこのお前」
「ん?」
「何子供連れてきてんだ? ここは孤児院じゃねーぞ。舐めてるのか」
馬鹿の一人がロックさんと話を終えて、少しギルドの中を見ているユキさんにそんな声をかけた。
「いや、舐めるもなにも。ここは子供でも利用できるようにしてるって説明はあっただろ?」
「しるかよ、そんなもんすぐにやめさせる。冒険者は命がけなんだ、餓鬼なんかに来られても邪魔なだけだ。なあ?」
「おう、さっさとその餓鬼連れて帰って大人しくしてろ。ひょろい兄ちゃん」
「「「そうだそうだ!!」」」
馬鹿どもが合唱する。
ロックさんは顔に手を当てている。
大丈夫よ、私はこの程度の事で怒ったりしないわ。
「おい!! いったい何の騒ぎだ!!」
「おお、オーヴィクさんじゃねーか。見てくれよこの兄ちゃん。子供連れてここに来るからあっち行けって言ってるところなんだよ」
「子供? って、おいお前等やめろ!! この人たちは......」
「ったく同じ男として情けないぜ、ここまで言われてかかってこない根性無しだぜ。この兄ちゃん」
ドゴンッ
そんな声が響く。
「人の夫を侮辱したんだから、相応の覚悟はあるわね?」
「ミリー...ちゃん?」
私の足元には先ほどユキさんを侮辱した馬鹿が一人床にキスをしている。
「いい? ここは安全すぎるから、魔物の恐ろしさを教える為にわざと子供でも利用できる場所にしてるの。あんたたちがギャーギャー言ったからって変更するわけにはいかないし、やるつもりもない。というか、その説明を聞いてるはずだから、その行動はこのダンジョンの使用を停止できるけどいいかしら? それぐらい簡単にしてあげるけど?」
「な、なんでミリーちゃんがそんな事いってるんだ!? ただの受付だろ?」
私の威圧を受けて騒いでいた一団が一歩下がる。
「まて、ミリー代表。祭りの期間だ、少し浮ついてるんだろう。それぐらいにしてやってくれ。これで出入り禁止になってもつまらん」
「おい、ギルドマスターが代表っていったぞ?」
「確か代表ってこのダンジョンの最高権力者じゃなかったけ?」
そんな話がひそひそされ始める。
ロックさんもそれを聞いて......。
「その通り。ミリーはこのダンジョンの代表だ。しかも冒険者区とダンジョン区の代表だから、ここの地区の権限を全て持っている」
誰かが喉をならす。
「さらに、其方の男性だが、こちらがここの領主......いや女王陛下になられたセラリア様の旦那様。そして周りの子たちはそれぞれが代表の庇護下にある子たちだ。そしてそこのユキ様の頭にしがみ付いてるのが、総合ダンジョン代表のラビリス様だ。全体の全権を持っている」
「へっ、こんな子供に持たせてるなんてどうにかしてるぜ」
「あら、失礼ね。相応の実力があっての事よ」
気が付いたらラビリスは、呟いたと思われる男の目の前にいた。
「ミリーと同じだけれど、私もユキを馬鹿にされて黙ってる女じゃないの」
そうやってニッコリ笑ったあと、男は天井に刺さっていた。
「「さあ、ちゃんとルールを守ってお仕事してくださいね?」」
揃ってそう言うと、全員が首を縦に振る。
この日より、ウィードである噂が流れる。
『命が惜しければ、代表の旦那を馬鹿にするな』
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou Chapter 109
Chapter 109 - Festival and residents: Part 1
Side: Millie
Yahoo!! Hey there all!
After such a long time away, it was finally my time to s.h.i.+ne!!
Seraria, Lutz and Ellis were busy managing domestic affairs. And although my shadow was thin1)j.a.panese proverb meaning that she is barely noticed by anyone, I was entrusted by Yuki-san to manage the Adventurer District, which ended up the largest district in the Dungeon.
(Yuki)[Now,I understand that a lot of things happened yesterday, but today is all about the festival, alright? So everyone-Please try to enjoy yourselves. ] 
[[[Yes] ] ] 
Everyone replied to Yuki-san's request.
By the way. The Hero from the same homeland as Yuki-san and that rotten royal b.i.t.c.h were supposed to be returning home today.
Although things seemed to be going according to plan well enough, it wasn't like anything would just happen right away either. Wars required a lot of time and preparation, so we at least had a month to get ready.
However, after insulting Weed so much, and then having the gall to return via Galtz's gate?
You're really taking us too lightly, aren't you?
...That d.a.m.ned rotten royal b.i.t.c.h really must be blind!
(Yuki)[Right, are you heading to the Adventurer Guild then?] 
Just like everyone else, I was headed off to work as usual. Anyway, because of yesterday's meetings with the VIPs-and royal b.i.t.c.h related drama-we were all stuck in the Government building the whole time.
Even though we technically had time off now, most of the Representatives were playing it safe and staying in their offices on standby. In case something should come up. Take here in the Adventurer District, where countless rough and wild idiots are constantly flowing in and out, for example.
Thankfully, the adventurers who've been around with us for awhile have been helping us maintain public order. Especially Tori and Riel's friend Orvik, and his party. They've been supportive of Weed since the beginning and I often seen them around.
I really should do something for them to show my appreciation, but what?
(Yuki)[Millie, mind if I hang around and keep you company today?] 
(Millie)[H-Huh? That's, it's fine! But.. you mean, keeping me company, at work...though? If that's what you want. I mean, I don't mind at all...!] 
Actually. Yes! Yes, I DO mind! That's not what I was hoping for when you said 'company'!!! Okay, I'm happy you want to spend time with me... But it's at work. Stuck all day, in my office...Really...
(Yuki)[Hey, take it easy. I mean, it's the end of the festival later, right? We gotta make sure to end the whole thing in style! ] 
(Millie)[......Uh huh. ] 
(Yuki)[You don't look very satisfied though.] 
(Millie)[Not if you're just going to hang around with me at work all day, no. I want you be be a little, you know... affectionate with me. ] 
(Yuki)[......Y-Yeah. Okay ] 
Yuki-san looked down when he replied.
Fufufu... Because of yesterday's events, Yuki-san owes us quite the debt, but thanks to that... he can spend his time together with us 'properly' for awhile... And of course it went without saying that it includes a daily morning kiss!
I think everything worked out well in the end though since everyone was just sparkling from all the care and attention.
Yuki-san really was a shy one though... But that's refres.h.i.+ngly cute, in its own way.
(Yuki)[So, are talks with the various countries' Kings and leaders going smoothly?] 
(Seraria)[It's fine. Rest a.s.sured we're handling things properly. ] 
(Shera)[Yes, please leave Galtz to me. ] 
(Lulu)[I am responsible for Alshtail-sama. But everyone, please keep a close eye on danna-sama. He certainly needs it... Given yesterday's recklessness. ] 
While I was busy with my own thoughts, Seraria, Lulu and Shera were discussing various things.
I see. The right person for the right job at the right place and time, huh.
(Millie)[Yeah, leave it to me! If I stick close to him like this, then no problem! ] 
Saying that, I grabbed Yuki-san's arm.
That's right... I'm never letting you go now!
(Philia)[Nii-sama!! We'll come too!!] 
(Aslin)[Together with onii-chan. I'll protect you!!] 
(Seraria)[Well. Having more people never hurts ] 
It seems the girls will be tagging along.
Well, since they don't have to worry about any official duties, they can basically just have fun and relax without reserve. Still, they feel the same way about Yuki-san as I do, so it's fine. Rather, that makes me very happy actually.
(Millie)[Then...you girls handle the other arm, and don't ever let go! ] 
(Aslin)[Millie onee-chan, I undestand!!] 
(Labiris)[...Well, it's the usual spot for me.] 
The three are crowding around Yuki-san's arms and head. Rather than being his lovers, they look more like his children.
--Ah! Got a little too excited there! My nose...
And so, just like that, everyone joined me in going to the Adventurer District.
(Aslin)[Uwa, so many people here...!! ] 
(Philia)[Nii-sama, Millie ane-sama, I want to look around in the Weapons Shop!!] 
(Labiris)[Don't leave our sight, you two. ] 
Philia's really interested in everything blacksmithing related, huh.
(Aslin)[Urgh, No! I want to stay with onii-chan!!] 
(Philia)[I'll be good...] 
(Labiris)[From the beginning, I wasn't going to to leave this spot. ] 
While Yuki-san persuaded the girls like that, I linked my arms around his even tighter! But oh my! ...Don't we look like just the perfect family like this though?
While still on cloud nine, we finally reached the Adventurer's Guild.
Although there's a back entrance here like with the supermarket, there's no rule saying that employees have to come in that way so we just came in through the front like normal
(Guild Staff 1)[Yes yes, the receptionist is right here!!] 
(Guild Staff 2)[If you'd like to use a gate to reach a Dungeon directly, please look for and confirm the area here first. Just a valid description is enough, so you can use it right away once you're done!] 
The straff looks really busy today again too.
(Adventurer 1)[Oh, isn't that Millie-chan? There! At the Receptionist's Desk. ] 
(Adventurer 2)[It's true!! She's really here!!] 
Just when Yuki-san left to talk with Guildmaster Rock-san... I ended greeted by idiots.
(Adventurer 1)[Hey hey! Didn't you hear this already? That this little lady is really high level?] 
...p.i.s.s off and die.
(Adventurer 1)[Oi, you there. ] 
(Yuki)[Huh?] 
(Adventurer 2)[What the h.e.l.l is wrong with you, bringing those brats in here like that! This ain't some orphanage you idiot! ...Are you s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g with us!?] 
Just then, one of those idiots rudely spewed such things towards Yuki-san as he finished up his talk with Rock-san.
(Yuki)['s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g with you'? Hardly. You do know that it's written in the rules that children being here in the Guild is perfectly allowed, don't you? What's the problem?] 
(Adventurer 1)[I know that, but shut it with that c.r.a.p! Adventurers make their living risking their lives every day! And having brats hangin' around here is just a d.a.m.n nuisance! Oi!] 
(Adventurer 2)[Right! Just take those brats and get the h.e.l.l outta here you twiggy little s.h.i.+t! ] 
(Adventurers)[[[Yeah!! You said it] ] ] 
...So sings the choir of dumba.s.ses.
Meanwhile, Rock-san just has his head in his hands...it's the same for Kina and the others too.
...Me? I'm fine. Just this much isn't enough to get me angry.
(Orvik)[Hey!! What the h.e.l.l's going on here!?] 
(Adventurer 1)[Oh, it's Orvik-san! Look at that little s.h.i.+t over there. I was just tellin' him to hurry 'n leave! And to take those d.a.m.n brats with him, is all.] 
(Orvik)[Brats? Wait.. No, stop!! Hey, those are...-!! ] 
(Adventurer 1)[Seriously! What a poor and disgraceful piece of trash of a man! I've never seen a more pathetic example as this little s.h.i.+t before today! I mean really!! ] 
SFX:Dogon
It was that kind of sudden, confused voice.
(Millie)[Because you kept running your mouth, insulting, and saying whatever you please about my husband... I hope that you're fully prepared to accept the consequences of such behavior.] 
(Adventurer 1)[Millie... Chan?] 
Face in the floor and kissing the ground at my feet was one of the idiots bad mouthing Yuki-san. Ah, but I'm the one who put him in the ground though, so it's fine. Yes, perfectly fine.
(Millie)[Don't you get it? Because of this city's overall safety, we made it so that Guild facilities are open and available to the children in order to help educate them about the dangers and horrors of monsters. Well, it's not like we can stop you from running your mouth or anything, but since you've already heard the rules and explanations about this place and still seem to have a problem... how about you just leave, permanently. If you like, I can easily have that arranged for you. It's not that hard for me, having you banned from here?] 
(Adventurer 1)[ What? How? Wh-why is Millie acting this way and saying all that!?
The crowd of idiots intimidated by me were making noise again.
(Rock)[Representative Millie, wait. We're in the midst of a festival, so there's no need to take things that far . Even if we ban them from the Guild right now, it won't really change anything. Just this once, could you please let this go? ] 
(Adventurer 1)[...Oi, did the Guildmaster just call you a Representative?] 
(Adventurer 2)[Aren't Representatives the ones who're supposed to have the highest authority and power in the Dungeon? ...She's one of those Representatives!? ] 
And so. The stories start to fly...
Of course, Rock-san took advantage of that and continued speaking.
(Rock)[Exactly. Millie is one of the Dungeon's Representatives. Moreover, since she's responsible for both the Adventurer and Dungeon Districts, she has complete authority over this entire area. ] 
Someone's throat rumbled.
(Rock)[Furthermore, this man is feudal lord Seraria-sama''s--No, Her Majesty the Queen's--husband. As for the children around him, they are under the Representatives' direct protection. The one on top of Yuki-sama's head, is Labiris. Actually, she stands on top as the Dungeon's Chief Representative and wields full and absolute authority here. ] 
(Adventurer)[What!? that kid managed to do something like that! Impossible...!! ] 
(Labiris)[Ara, you're being rude. I'm at the top because of my ability and qualifications alone. ] 
Labiris, who was in front of said n.o.body, heard such a remark.
(Labiris)[However, I'm not as kind as Millie... And I'm not a woman who will stay silent when someone is making fun of Yuki.] 
Catching sight of the n.o.body's crooked smile, he was promptly sent flying into the ceiling.
(Labiris & Millie)[[Now, please diligently follow the rules and work properly, okay?] ] 
With those words, the crowd of n.o.bodies blankly swung their heads up and down like broken toys.
From that day onward, a certain rumor started going around Weed.
{If you value your life, steer clear of the Representatives' husband. }
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
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