第80掘:嫁さん会議
嫁さん会議
side:セラリア
「......というわけよ。みんなどう思うかしら?」
私は本日の会議で起きた、クソ親父の王女押し付け事件について話した。
その話を聞いていたみんなの反応を窺う。
「僕はんたーい!! はんたーーーい!! 女子はそんなモノみたいにするの絶対はんたーーーーーい!!」
リエルは大声で反対と言っている。
「でも、私達がここでその王女様を拒否すれば、なおの事、モノ扱いですよね?」
エリスがそう言う。
その通りだ。
私達がここで王女を拒否すれば、王女はさらにたらいまわしにされるだけになる。
「そうなのよ。結局、王女に行く当てなんてないのよ」
「それはまた、可哀想というか、なんといいましょうか」
ラッツも難しい顔をしている。
「しかし、王様の状況も理解できます。下手に探られて、エルジュ様の事が露見すれば、ガルツがその気でなくてもロシュールのエルジュ様を慕っていた人達を抑えられないでしょう」
ルルアもそう言っている。
そうなのだ、クソ親父は何も考えていないわけではない。
下手に爆弾を抱え込んで同盟をご破算させるわけにもいかないのだ。
だから、このダンジョンのユキに嫁がせるのが最善というわけ。
「でもさ僕よくわかんないんだけど、なんでユキさんに嫁がせると、問題ないわけ?」
リエルが首を傾げている。
ああ、そこら辺も詳しく説明しないといけないわね。
「それは...」
「セラリア、私が言っていいでしょうか? 一応間違いがあれば訂正をお願いします」
そうね、エリスがどれだけ理解してるか聞いてみるのもいいわね。
あと、旅館の中では私を様付けをしないようにみんな慣れてくれた。
「お願いできる?」
「はい、では失礼して」
エリスが宴会場のホワイトボードの位置まで歩いて行く。
現在旅館の宴会場で主要人物は集まっている状態。
ユキは今アスリン達をお風呂に入れている。
「リエルが言ったように、分からないこともあれば、今一つ状況を理解していない人もいると思いますので、ここで私がまとめてみます。皆、少し聞いててね」
エリスがそう言うとみんな頷く。
「では、今回の王族の嫁ぎのお話ですが、大本はガルツのロシュールへのお返しという事になります」
そう、この婚姻というか人質にも等しいのは私がリテアから巻き上げた賠償金のお返し。
「それは分かってるけど、そもそも何で王女様なんだろう? 他でも十分いけそうだけど」
ミリーがそう返す。
「王女というのが肝ですね。今回の賠償額に見合うかというのが大事です。かと言って数多の木端貴族の娘を大量に渡すのは失礼にあたりますし、沢山の密偵を招きいれることにもなります」
そこが問題なのだ、向こうは賠償を金品で払う余裕がない。
かといって、人材を渡すのには惜しい、なら女性ということになるが、只の貴族の娘では今回の賠償額に見合わない。
だから、王族。でも、それはそれでこっちは粗雑に扱えない。
「なるほど、密偵は沢山入れるよりは一人がいいよね。うーん、王女様だと賠償のお返しに見合うのかな?」
リエルはいまいちよく分かってないようだ。
「そこは、貴族のお話になりますので、セラリアから聞いた方がいいかと」
まあ、国のルールなんてのは分からないわよね。
「向こうの王族だというのが意味があるのよ。普通の貴族なら謝罪の意味も薄いわ。そうね、このダンジョンがどこかに謝罪するとして、リエルと私どっちが謝るのが、真剣に謝ってると向こうは思うかしら?」
「それは、ここの領主のセラリアが謝ったほうが......ああそういうことか。立場の上の人が来ることに意味があるんだね」
「そういう事よ。続きはエリスお願い」
「はい。では王族という理由は表向きは分かりました」
「表向き?」
「そうです表向きです。王女様は多分ロシュールの内情を探る為に来られたのでしょう」
「それは聞いたけど、探ると言ってもねー。監視はするんでしょう?」
「それはそうですが、お嫁としてくるのが問題なのです。これでは自由を束縛すれば、ガルツに対して王女様を非道に扱っていると言われかねないのです。そうなれば、公にガルツがロシュールに視察に来れるわけです」
「ああ、なるほど。そういうことね。このダンジョン、ユキさんに嫁げば調べられるのはロシュールの内情ではなくダンジョンの内情。そして、ユキさんはセラリアにルルアと言った各国の代表ともいうべき人の旦那様。これでは、王女様は相手に不服を唱えることはできないわけか」
ミリーの言う通り、クソ親父の言う通り全体的な観点からみて、ここに王女を置くのが一番最適なわけだ。
「多分ですが、ロシュール王は今回の独断でのリテアの戦闘よりも、この件を頼みに来たのではと思うのですが、セラリアはどう思いますか?」
「エリスの言う通りよ、今回の訪問の真の目的はこっちね。リテアとの戦闘はオマケよ。今回のリテアとロシュールの裏事情を知らない連中にとっては、私達が勝手に、同盟を再び組み直したリテアにケンカを売った状態だから、クソ親父の一言で抑えてもいいけど、それはそれで不満になるのよ、だから......」
「ああ、ロシュール王は一応、家臣の希望通りにしかりつけて、お兄さんたちから話を家臣に聞かせ、この判断は間違ってなかったと家臣に伝えたのですね」
ラッツがポンと手を打って頷いている。
「そういう事、別に家臣も無能というわけじゃないわ。今回の裏事情を知らないのなら、この独断の件不満に思って当然よ、この件で何も知らないまま傍観してる奴のほうが、クビの対象ね。かといって知ってれば、周りに伝えるわけにもいかない、リテアと戦争になるから」
「なんというか、王様も大変なんですね」
トーリは感心したようにうなずいている。
「まあ、それで私の夫に女を宛がおうって魂胆が気に入らないのよ」
「一番はそこですか」
「当然よ。ラッツというか、ここのみんなだってそうでしょう?」
そういうと、みんな頷く。
「私もそろそろ、旦那様に抱いてほしいのですが」
「ですね、お兄さんはなぜかそういう手は出してきませんよね」
「そうよ。それで万が一、ここに嫁いだ王女が先に孕んでみなさい」
デリーユの一言で全員が目の奥にメラメラと炎を燃やす。
「でも、その王女様にユキさんが手出しすれば、僕達に手を出さない理由はないんだよね? お嫁に来るって事は、子供をつくりますって事なんでしょ?」
「「「あ」」」
全員がリエルのいった事にある抜け道を思いついた。
「ちょっとまってください。これは......」
「ええ旦那様の子を孕むチャンスです」
「セラリア、今回の王女様はユキさんが手を出さずに済むことは......」
「ないわ、そう言うのは侍女が付いていて、ちゃんと事をしているか確認するのよ。手を出さないのは、お礼を拒否するのと同然」
「その通りよ」
「ええっと、つまり僕達が王女様を快く迎え入れれば、王女様も状況が改善されるかもしれないし、僕達はユキさんとエッチが堂々とできるってこと!?」
「王女様の状況の改善は分かりませんが、お兄さんとの素敵な日々は、王女様を迎えいれれば決定です。王女様に手を出して、私達に手を出さないなんて言えば、お兄さんはちゃんと愛してくれます。しかし、いきなり野外プレイですか?」
「ち、ちがうよ!!」
デメリットばかり考えていたけど、これは意外な盲点だわ。
私が、いや私達がユキに愛されるいいきっかけじゃない。
「ちょ、ちょっとみんな落ち着いてください。私達の利点は非常に大きいですが、ダンジョンの事を考えないと、ユキさんは納得してくれませんよ?」
「そこね問題は、いったいどこに王女を娶る利点がダンジョンにあるかをユキに言わないと......」
エリスが制止をかけ、私が続きの言葉を言うとみんな考え込む。
side:ユキ
俺は今非常に悩んでいる。
問題は、今日の会議で王女様を嫁として迎え入れろと言う件。
いい加減、現代日本に帰れば、モテない男どもに袋にされそうだ。
現在の状況でもハーレム。
でも更に王女様もう一人追加とか、今のセラリアとラビリスを筆頭に反対しそうなんだよな。
さらに、今回のは嫁ぎが前提。
しかも国の交渉だから、好きできたセラリアと違って、手を出さないでいるのはとても不味い。
セラリア達に手を出していないのに、王女様に先に手を出しましたは、刺されそうだよな。
ある理由があって、彼女達に手出しはしてこなかったが、限界か。
ルナに確認のメールを送って、返答がきたら、セラリア達に話して、抱くことになる。
わざと引き延ばしてたんじゃなくて、この内容をあの駄目神がみればセラリア達の前に姿を現しそうで、そこが怖いのだ。
あの駄目神いらんこと言いそうでいやなんだよなー、俺はそれでルナへの連絡をほとんどしてこなかったわけだ。
駄目神を神様なんて、どうやって説明するか......。
いやいや、まずはセラリア達に王女様を嫁、もとい、ダンジョンに迎え入れる利点を説明しないと。
俺も王女様を玩具にできるぜーひゃっほい!!
だから王女様を送ってきたわけだ。
王女様は国の為に調べないわけにはいかないし、かといって、真実をしれば、周りにいう事もできない。
だって、今回はロシュールもリテアも身内から引っ掻き回されたのだから、ガルツだってそうならないとは限らない。
本当に今のガルツの第7王女は調べてはイケナイのに、調べろといった爆弾の前を歩かされているのだ。
どの国にとっても邪魔な存在。でも、出さないわけにはいかない状態。必要な生贄って感じ。
そこで白羽の矢がたったのが俺のダンジョンだ。
別段ダンジョンの内情は隠してないし、むしろ宣伝してほしい。
ガルツも増えるなら、もっと色々な人が集まるだろう。
3か国にとっても都合のよい、王女様を託せる場所。
でも、そんな理由で...嫁さん達が納得してくれるか......。
そう、どんなに理屈は通っていても、納得のできないことはある。
今回は特にそうだ。
今まで手を出してこなかったのに、手を出す必要がある王女様を迎え入れるということは、嫁さん達にとっては、王女様に先を越された...自意識過剰にとられたと思ってしまうかもしれない。
だから、王女様を迎え入れる前に、彼女達と愛し合わなければいけないのだが......愛し合ったところで、もう一人、女連れてきますねーって通るわけもない。
あー、もうやめだ。
男らしく頭を下げて、王女様を嫁に迎え入れるけど許してね!! だな!!
......男らしいよな?
そんな覚悟を決めて、会議をしている宴会場の扉を空け中に入り、即座に土下座を完成させる。
一連の動作をよどみなく行われていて、きっと採点は10.00に違いない。
「「「許す!!」」」
「は?」
まだまだ説明が必要と覚悟してたのに、帰ってきた返事に驚いて間抜けな顔をしていた俺だった。
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou Chapter 80
Chapter 80 - Wives's meeting.
Side: Seraria
(Seraria)[...... That's the story. So, what do you girls think?] 
I talked about the meeting I had with that kuso oyaji earlier and about the Princess that was forced upon us.
I was now asking about everyone's opinion on the matter.
(Riel)[That's a hunt!! A huuunnttt!! For a girl like that, it's absolutely a hunnntttt!! ] 1)I'm not too sure about this, why would she say hunter every time? ;_; Chill: Well maybe she's hunting men ...
Riel said that loudly but on the contrary.
(Ellis)[But, if we refuse the Princess here, then there's still another matter we'd have to deal with right?] 
Ellis asked.
She's right.
If we refuse the princess here, it's simply moving the problem further into the future. And that kind of problem grows over time.
(Seraria)[You're right. After all, we have no easy way of rejecting the Princess.] 
(Lutz)[Well then again, she's pitiful. I wonder what we should do?] 
Lutz also made a difficult face.
(Lulu)[However, the Kings circ.u.mstances are understandable. If things are managed poorly and the truth about Herge is revealed, even if Gai was forgiving, they wouldn't be able to suppress an uprising aimed at Herge-sama and Roshuru. Realistically, it's doubtful they would even try as well.] 
Lulu added as well.
That's right. Kuso oyaji was at least thinking about some things.
He can't afford to carry such a bomb. Should he let it fall, then it would break the alliance and very well may devolve into war again.
Therefore, they needed a place which fulfilled two conditions, A, It imprisons her in such a way that she either loses contact to her home country, or she loses the ability to spy and B doesn't cause a national level incident. Conveniently they have such a neighbor and the solution they he came up with was to marry her off to Yuki, effectively imprisoning her in the Dungeon, or so he must be thinking.
(Riel)[But there's something I don't quite understand, why would there still be a problem if she doesn't marry Yuki-san?] 
Riel tilted her head.
Oh, indeed I have to explain the events surrounding Ritea in detail.
(Seraria)[That...] 
(Ellis)[Seraria, can I talk about it? If there's a mistake please correct it.] 
Well, I guess I also want to know how much Ellis understands.
Also, everyone has started calling me without "sama" at the Inn.
(Seraria)[Would you please take over then?] 
(Ellis)[Yes, please excuse me.] 
Ellis walked to the position of the white board.
Presently, our main gathering point of the Inn is the banquet hall.
Yuki is currently bathing Aslin and the others, so he isn't here.
(Ellis)[As Riel said, there are things that are difficult to understand, so I will try to summarize as concisely as possible. Everyone please ask me if you don't understand something.] 
Ellis said and everyone nodded.
(Ellis)[So, this topic doesn't only concern Yuki-san's potential marriage with a royalty. It also concerns the return gift from the country Gai to Roshuru.] 
Yes, this marriage and the previous hostage repayment2)refering to the event where Lulu was left in Yuki's care for Ritea's damage are the same.
(Millie)[I know that, but why a princess in the first place? It seems like there would be plenty of other options of people they could send.] 
Millie asked back.
(Ellis)[The fact that she's the Princess is essential. What's important about a return gift, is whether or not it corresponds to the amount of compensation the other party sent first. However, it would be rude to deliver a large number of daughters from the aristocracy, since people are not currency and also because it would also look like sending a lot of spies. ] 
That's the problem, the other side can't afford to pay reparation with normal means, since they lack the funds.
However, it is also regrettable to deliver talented people, so it would need to be a woman, but then the daughter of some n.o.ble wouldn't have matched the amount of compensation Roshuru sent.
Therefore, it had to be a daughter to the royal family. But such a gift can't be treated in a crude way.
(Riel)[Indeed, it would be better than placing a large number of spies. Humm, so if it's a Princess, she has enough monetary value to equal or exceed Roshuru's compensation?] 
Riel didn't seem to understand well too.
(Ellis)[About that, because it's a story concerning the n.o.bility, you should ask Seraria about it.] 
Well, I don't understand all of that country's rules either.
(Seraria)[It makes sense to hand over someone of the royal family. If it's an ordinary n.o.ble, the meaning conveyed with the apology would be too thin. Well, maybe if you imagine an apology coming from this Dungeon, if we were to send me or Riel, which apology would look more sincere to you?] 
(Riel)[If it is better for this feudal lord Seraria or I to apologize... ah I got it. It is meaningful for the people in power to stand behind an apology.] 
(Seraria)[That's it. Ellis please carry on.] 
(Ellis)[Yes. Then the outward appearance of why they choose to send a royalty is now understood.] 
(Millie)[Outward appearance?] 
(Ellis)[Yes, it's probably only a facade. The Princess most likely came to explore the inner workings of Roshuru and it's circ.u.mstances.] 
(Millie)[I can imagine that but, can she really just fumble around? Won't she be monitored?] 
(Ellis)[Well that's true, but the thing is she's a princess. It can be said that if you restrain her freedom too much, then the treatment towards the Princess would be reciprocated by Gai in an outrageous way. Additionally because of having a princess in Roshuru, Gai could publicly visit Roshuru frequently and at little cost.] 
(Millie)[Oh, I see. So it's like that. She won't become a bride for Yuki-san's sake, but for Roshuru, effectively replacing a spy into the Dungeon in order to know about the inner workings and circ.u.mstances of this place. And Yuki-san after Lulu and Seraria would also be the husband of one representative from each country. That way, it would also be impossible for the Princess to complain about a lacking partner right?] 
Millie was right on the money. Just like that kuso oyaji said, for Roshuru it's best to put the Princess in here...
(Ellis)[Perhaps, Seraria. Do you think the King of Roshuru didn't visit to start a war with Ritea, but instead to talk about the matter with the Princess?] 
(Seraria)[The real purpose of his visit is as you a.s.sumed. The potential battle with Ritea was merely a bonus. For anyone who doesn't understand the circ.u.mstances behind Ritea and Roshuru, they tried to squeeze us for a fight with the hardliners who had retired and thereby reset the alliance. But with a few simple words with that kuso oyaji it was suppressed. But, whilst showing his displeasure, he asked for.....] 
(Lutz)[Oh, the King of Roshuru choose to scold his retainer at that time, telling a story to onii-san and the others then said that their own judgement was wrong. All to create an atmosphere where it would be harder to refuse the princess.] 
Lutz nodded, she hit the nail right on the head.
(Seraria)[Well, his va.s.sal was also incompetent, to get shut-down so fast. If you didn't know the circ.u.mstances behind this time, it's natural to think of it as an arbitrary complaint, the one who started the fight without knowing anything, just got the tables turned on him. 3)TLDR; a battle of knowledgeWhile they knew, if we could not keep pace in the talk, the only outcome would have been a war with Ritea.] 
(Tori)[The King is serious about this then, right?] 
Tori who nodded also displayed her admiration.
(Seraria)[So, in short, I'm not pleased to allocate my husband's time to a scheming woman and a scheming King.] 
(Lutz)[You want to be the first one?] 4)to be bedded
(Seraria)[Of course. Lutz, I mean everyone here is probably the same? 5)Challenge!] 
All of them nodded.
(Lulu)[I would like master to embrace me soon.6)Challenge accepted!! ] 
(Lutz)[So right, in that case wouldn't Onii-san reach out his hand to touch us?] 
(Seraria)[You're right. In that case, pray that you become pregnant before the married Princess.] 
Saying only a few words, Delille looked at everyone in the room with flames burning in her eyes.
(Riel)[But, if this Princess meddles with Yuki-san, wouldn't we have no more reason to not meddle with him? If a wife comes, he will have to make children wouldn't he?] 
[[[He] ] ] 
Everyone followed onto the loophole explained by Riel.
(Seraria)[Please wait a minute. This is .....] 
(Lulu)[Heh, it's a big chance to conceive a child with master.] 
(Lutz)[Seraria, in the event that Yuki-san doesn't turn his hand to the Princess, then the whole thing would be a smaller problem than initially expected.....] 
(Seraria)[Don't say that, that's why you have a maid to check and make sure that everything is done properly. It's the same as refusing to give thanks for not doing any work.7)Anth: Is that so??? Chill: I guess it's a female's a.n.a.logy??] 
(Seraria)[That's right.] 
(Riel)[Etto, in other words, if we welcome the Princess pleasantly, the situation of the Princess might improve and as the result we might be able to do ecchi things to Yuki-san!?] 
(Lutz)[I know nothing about improving the Princess's situation, but wonderful days awaits with onii-san if we decide to welcome the Princess. If he turns his hand towards the princess, he wouldn't be able to say anything if we turn our hands towards him, Onii-san will love us properly. However, what if it's an outdoor play?8)Face: wow....Lutz what the heck should we call you (s)Lutz? my goodness] 
(Seraria)[Th-that's different!! ] 
I was only thinking about the disadvantages, but this was an unexpected blind spot.
For me, no, for us, it is a good opportunity to be loved by Yuki.
(Ellis)[Pl-please calm down for a while. We might be able to see advantages for this, but how do we convince Yuki-san?] 
(Seraria)[The problem is that we have to tell Yuki about where the advantages of dragging the Princess into the Dungeon lie, whilst avoiding the demerits.....] 
Ellis put us into a stop as everyone was now trying to think about what to say next.
Side: Yuki
I was now suffering a lot.
The problem was that we would welcome the Princess as my bride at today's meeting.
If I go back to contemporary j.a.pan, I'd a.s.sume to be a bagman without motivation.
The current situation is an harem.
But to add another Princess to it seemed to oppose Seraria and Labiris.
In addition, the condition is a wedding.
Moreover, because it's a negotiation on a country scale, unlike Seraria which I could simply like, it would be very bad if i didn't lay my hand on her.
Although I did not offer myself to Seraria and the others, if I happened to give my hand to the Princess first, I'd likely be stabbed. 9)Anth:You're not as thick as I thought, Chill: Wait so you only have a brain for things if it enters "Problem" domain?, Face: Actually you would be stabbing....with your...."that".
I've been avoiding reaching out to the girls with my hand, but isn't this the limit?
Sending a review to Luna10)Luna is the G.o.ddess he met in the beginning Chill: How can she be of any use? Wouldn't she just laugh at him? per mail, I'm waiting for a reply. After I talked with Seraria and the others, it had been decided that we would put it on hold.
I didn't stretch this mail too much, because if that useless G.o.d happened to stumble upon too much, she might just appear in front of Seraria and the others which is scary.
That useless G.o.ddess was truly disagreeable, I've hardly communicated with Luna since at all.
How can I explain it to a useless G.o.ddess... A G.o.d.
No no, first I must explain to Seraria and the others the benefits of welcoming the Princess into our Dungeon as a bride.
I can also make the Princess into my toy, hiya oups! 11)Not sure An moWang Nu Yang woWan Ju nidekiruze-hiyatsuhoi! Chill: so you do get it!!
That's why they sent the Princess.
The Princess must check for her country, but in the end, they didn't know if they would know the truth or not.
Because this times troubles were stirred up from within Ritea and Roshuru, it's natural that Gai would have a limited scope of knowledge relative to the whole case.
The seventh Princess of Gai was now truly a walking bomb that tried to investigate and search.
She would be an obstacle for any country. However, it's impossible to drive her out. It feels like they might think she's a necessary sacrifice.
So it was through my Dungeon that this arrow of white feathers went through. 12)white feather: a white-coloured feather used as a symbol or mark of perceived cowardice. During the First World War young men seen not wearing uniform were sometimes presented with such a feather, as part of a campaign to induce men to enlist for military service."on his first trip out in civilian clothes, he'd been handed two white feathers"
I don't want to hide the inner circ.u.mstances of the Dungeon, I would rather have them advertised.
If Gai joins the fray, more people will come.
A place that is convenient for the three countries outcasts and at the same time a place where they can entrust the Princess.
But, using those reasons... Would my wives be convinced......
So, no matter how rational I am, this isn't convincing enough.
Especially this time.
A case like welcoming a Princess, in which I would need to take my hands out hasn't come until now, but from the standpoints of my wives, they may see it as the Princess cheating her way ahead... That was some excessive thoughts but this time I might be done for.
Therefore, before I welcome the Princess, we have to love each other..... But when we love each other, there would be little s.p.a.ce bring in another person.
Ah, it's over.
I'll lower my head manly like and welcome the Princess as a bride, please allow it!! You know!!
...... Manly, right?
I decided to commit and entered the door of the Banquet Hall. I instantly completed a perfect dogeza.13) Dogeza is a way of sitting as an apology, here's a picture :
The series of actions had been done without any hesitation, the scoring must be a perfect 10.00.
[[[Forgiven!! ] ] ] 
(Yuki)[Huh?] 
I was prepared for them to need more of an explanation, but I was surprised at the reply that I received in return, I must be making a stupid face.
Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
必勝ダンジョン運営方法　相手に合わせる理由がない
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Adventure Comedy Drama Ecchi Fantasy Harem Mature Psychological Romance Seinen Slice of Life Tragedy
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