<story><title>Martin Luther Insult Generator</title><url>http://ergofabulous.org/luther/?</url></story><parent_chain></parent_chain><comment><author>emkemp</author><text>Naturally I had to introduce Martin Luther to Eliza the Psychotherpist.&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Luther: The hellish Satan drives you.&lt;p&gt;Eliza: Why do you say the hellish satan drives me?&lt;p&gt;Luther: You are like a magician who conjures gulden into the mouths of silly people, but when they open their mouths they have horse dirt in them.&lt;p&gt;Eliza: Is it because when they open their mouths they have horse dirt in them that you came to me?&lt;p&gt;Luther: You run against God with the horns of your pride up in the air and thus plunge into the abyss of hell. Woe unto you, Antichrist!&lt;p&gt;Eliza: I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!&lt;p&gt;Luther: I was frightened and thought I was dreaming, it was such a thunderclap, such a great horrid fart did you let go here! You certainly pressed with great might to let out such a thunderous fart - it is a wonder that it did not tear your hole and belly apart!&lt;p&gt;Eliza: Does it bother you that it did not tear my hole and belly apart?&lt;p&gt;Luther: Is not what I said before true, that you have eaten and drunk yourself full of devils, and so spew vainglorious devils out of your hellish gorge?&lt;p&gt;Eliza: What do you think?&lt;p&gt;Luther: You reek of nothing but Lucian, and you breathe out on me the vast drunken folly of Epicurus.&lt;p&gt;Eliza: Perhaps you could try to be less abusive.&amp;quot;&lt;p&gt;I stopped there.</text></comment>
<story><title>Martin Luther Insult Generator</title><url>http://ergofabulous.org/luther/?</url></story><parent_chain></parent_chain><comment><author>Hermel</author><text>Would probably be funnier in the original German version. For example the worldplay &amp;quot;Your Hellishness&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;Your Holyness&amp;quot; works better in German (&amp;quot;Eure Hölligkeit&amp;quot; vs &amp;quot;Eure Heiligkeit&amp;quot;).</text></comment>