<story><title>Engineering Festivus</title><url>https://festivus.dev/</url></story><parent_chain></parent_chain><comment><author>mywittyname</author><text>Costanza would the be the one who gets into tech (by lying to investors), makes it big, then blows everything up (because he has no idea what he&amp;#x27;s doing).  Kramer would offer George some help, in exchange for all of his shares in the company.  Kramer proceeded to clean up the mess George left, then offload the entire company to private equity for an undisclosed sum.&lt;p&gt;The episode would close with Kramer sitting at a table, facing the camera, smoking a cigar, shaking hands with a whole crew of men, who aren&amp;#x27;t facing the camera, but look distinctly like a few famous tech people, Branson, Gates, Cuban, etc</text></comment>
<story><title>Engineering Festivus</title><url>https://festivus.dev/</url></story><parent_chain></parent_chain><comment><author>sokoloff</author><text>I appreciate the loop from the HN Dropbox reference skit: &lt;a href=&quot;https:&amp;#x2F;&amp;#x2F;festivus.dev&amp;#x2F;hacker-news-comments&amp;#x2F;&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;https:&amp;#x2F;&amp;#x2F;festivus.dev&amp;#x2F;hacker-news-comments&amp;#x2F;&lt;/a&gt;</text></comment>