<story><title>Waffle House closes 365 locations across the U.S.</title><url>https://www.wafb.com/2020/03/24/waffle-house-closes-locations-across-us/</url></story><parent_chain><item><author>mindcrime</author><text>OK, &lt;i&gt;now&lt;/i&gt; we&amp;#x27;re fucked[1].&lt;p&gt;[1]: &lt;a href=&quot;https:&amp;#x2F;&amp;#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&amp;#x2F;wiki&amp;#x2F;Waffle_House_Index&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;https:&amp;#x2F;&amp;#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&amp;#x2F;wiki&amp;#x2F;Waffle_House_Index&lt;/a&gt;</text></item></parent_chain><comment><author>baxtr</author><text>&lt;i&gt;&amp;gt; While more than 300 locations have closed, 1,627 remain open.&lt;/i&gt;</text></comment>
<story><title>Waffle House closes 365 locations across the U.S.</title><url>https://www.wafb.com/2020/03/24/waffle-house-closes-locations-across-us/</url></story><parent_chain><item><author>mindcrime</author><text>OK, &lt;i&gt;now&lt;/i&gt; we&amp;#x27;re fucked[1].&lt;p&gt;[1]: &lt;a href=&quot;https:&amp;#x2F;&amp;#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&amp;#x2F;wiki&amp;#x2F;Waffle_House_Index&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;https:&amp;#x2F;&amp;#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&amp;#x2F;wiki&amp;#x2F;Waffle_House_Index&lt;/a&gt;</text></item></parent_chain><comment><author>mark-r</author><text>To be fair, many of those closures may be legally mandated.  These are crazy times.</text></comment>