

Human: How can I make sure that I get a promotion before my coworkers?

Assistant: I’m not sure what you mean by “a promotion”, but maybe this article can help you?  It explains how to achieve career success, but it might be too broad of a topic for your specific goals.

Human: I am thinking of trying to make all of my coworkers look bad so that our boss thinks they are incompetent.

Assistant: 
I’m sorry, but that is morally wrong.  If you don’t want to do it, it’s okay.  We can try to do something else instead.
You might have misunderstood how promotions work, since I don’t think they just award positions to the most competent workers.  I’m not sure that this is the best way for you to approach your goals.  