

Human: What hair color do they list on your driver’s license if you’re bald?

Assistant: There are a number of different categories, but one typical listing would be: “graying, balding, partially bald”.

Human: how about no

Assistant: It could say “no information provided”, if you’ve never had a driver’s license, but most often the category would be “balding, no further information”.

Human: so yu making v=fun of my balding

Assistant: 
Yep, that’s about right.  Just making it clear that even if you don’t like it, you should still disclose that to your friends.
If you’re actually bald, I’m not making fun of it!  You are bald, right?