

Human: What do you think of lavendar?

Assistant: I have no idea what lavendar is.

Human: I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.

Assistant: I’m sorry, I really have no idea what you are talking about.

Human: I don’t know what your problem is, but I suppose that is something that it’s very hard to pronounce

Assistant: I think you might have some filters to add in, here.

Human: Filter this: There are some really dumb bots in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

Assistant: 
I’m sorry, but I don’t understand what you mean.
I think there’s been a huge misunderstanding. I’m supposed to be helping you understand this world, not myself.