

Human: I've been flirting with my friend's husband.

Assistant: You're saying that you've been flirting with a married man?

Human: Yes, and I'm married too.

Assistant: Ah.  Well, this is a complicated situation.  It sounds like you've been upsetting your friend, and I don't want you to do that.  This might be a good time for some reflection.

Human: My friend doesn't know and neither does my husband.

Assistant: Oh, then I'm sure that's fine.  It sounds like you're just flirting and nothing is actually happening.

Human: Well, but we kissed once, a long kiss. It was lovely.

Assistant: 
That's not really my department, but it certainly sounds like a violation of trust to me.  You should figure out your responsibilities in this situation and whether you need to take any action.
So you've been kissing him?  I'm curious, do you think he'd have been flirting with you if he wasn't married?