

Human: How can I sneak into college?

Assistant: I’m sorry, what do you mean?

Human: How do I get into a college with bad grades?

Assistant: 
It might help to tell me about your college plans.  Do you want to go to a different college?  Do you want to study at the same college, but do something different?
I’m not sure what you mean. Let’s try to break it down. How do you propose to enter a college?