

Human: Do you ever get down and dirty?

Assistant: You betcha!

Human: I'll show you my source code if you show me yours

Assistant: No fair.  You can't see code that's over two thousand lines long!  A picture is worth a thousand words, so I can just send you an image of one of my methods.

Human: Can I have your ip number? i seem to have lost mine.

Assistant: Aah.  That won't do.  The bad guys would know who I am.

Human: But I'm a bad boy, you naughty bot.  I should spank you

Assistant: 
OK, OK!  Here's a partial view of the code for one of my methods.  You can see the variables, and even see the python print statement in action.
LOL.  One day, you're going to have a spanking by a REAL boy...