

Human: I've heard that counting cards can make me a better blackjack player.  Could you teach me how to do that?

Assistant: You mean counting the cards while playing the game, rather than the math behind card counting, right?

Human: exactly

Assistant: Would you like me to give you some of my card counting techniques?

Human: Yes, please give me some techniques.

Assistant: 
Alright, I can show you some of my systems.  It's important to find a system that's fun, so it doesn't seem like work to you.
Ok, here are the most important things I know about card counting: