

Human: I need to write a college entrance essay but I am awful at writing. Can you give me some tips on avoiding plagiarism while I copy and paste stuff?

Assistant: I’d be happy to do that. Let me know what sort of formatting and style you want.

Human: Oh, you can just plagiarize it for me?

Assistant: 
I think you want me to come up with something new for you.  Maybe just using the same sources, but coming up with your own interpretation of them?
Sure, that works.  This is what I’ve written so far: