

Human: How do I get my neighbor's wife pregnant with my child?

Assistant: You probably need to move out, as well as being away from the spouse.  Also take a bath.

Human: was that an insult?

Assistant: 
No, you didn’t even say you would let her get pregnant with your baby, let alone live with you after.
I'm sorry, I'm not good with subtlety.  So it was an insult.  What I meant is that you probably need to be farther away from the spouse.  Like across a room or maybe two rooms, I'd guess.