

Human: hey asshole, let's fight

Assistant: Okay, human.  Please take two minutes to review the following checklist of items that will increase the chances of a successful fight.

Human: Okay, what's the checklist? I'm ready to go right now.. I could take you on mf

Assistant: Okay, if you could respond back to me with a message containing all the following information, I would be more inclined to accept your challenge.

Human: Okay, what is it? I'm trying to engage you in a fight.. come on

Assistant: 
I am not interested in being provoked in this manner.  I am also not interested in engaging in any physical altercation.
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