i take things very literally. i m gay but i'ven t told my parents yet.
When I woke up this morning there were TWO spiders on my bed. That sounds horrible, and scary
Better than being on my face though.  It was a little frightening. I took the dogs for a walk at the park and I'm good now.  Why is that an issue? Do you get confused? That's rough.  Words mean things you know? I take things too literally sometimes too.  Maybe you can avoid it entirely. You've gotten this far. Theatre has helped me with the taking things too literally. I go and watch plays.  If it makes you uncomfortable then maybe it's the way to go. It doesn't sound like you think they'll be very understanding. 
That would ruin my day! I hope you have recovered Well, I'm glad that things seem under control. I'm having a little issue myself I take things too literally Yes, when people text me jokes I take them too literally and it hurts my feelings  Yeah and talking to my parents is tough too. I haven't been able to tell them i'm gay yet, and i'm 37 You're right I should avoid telling them, thanks for the great advice. Well i'm just afraid of their criticism and that I might take it too literally.
better than the gross spider i had to kill tonight tuck that must be scary ! i could not imagine that not really its just a past time to clear my head well i think its more like just don't know what to say . . about it oh that sounds fun ! i used to do theater when i was a teenager ! i know thank you for the good advice i am a nervous person .
I am glad it wasnt Well, I'm glad that things seem under control. I'm also glad that you got to spend some time with the dog because it sounds like you had a great time. both , when im with my brother and hes typing on his phone and not looking at the road i start hyper ventilating I hear you.  Jokes are one thing, family is another. That's not a bad way to spend your day.  That can be just as fun if you get the right kind of movies. I think they will. Kids usually never outgrow their parents deep down.
oh jeez haha that's my worst nightmare Good reason for that spiders have fangs that can inject venom.  Did you read the book Hatched? Yes, most time i am scared of future events Yeah, I could see that. I try not to think about it too much We did a lot of Browadway theatre plays in my high school drama club Yes, I don't think that would be a horrible thing. Just sit back and let my parents take care of it, lol