i have a few pet iguanas. i'm pretty poor financially.
I try and visit my grandmother every weekend. She's getting old and I'm not sure how much time she has left. Thats so nice of you!  I wish I had a grandmother.
aw i am sorry what are those  ohhh i remember what they are. thats cute! awww you think i can meet them? when are u free? how does tomorrow sound? yeah i am free all day tomorrow 
It's OK, I have my iguanas to keep me company My pet lizards. I got them because they looked funny, then I just fell in love with them. I think they'd like that. Especially Monty you can't usually tell but he's the shy one. That sounds great. How about noon?  Sure maybe we can get lunch, but it has to be somewhere cheap.
that is okay , my moms an old lady and she stays home with us . neither of those , it is an iguana . i know they're adorable . oh , maybe ! why do you think that ? saturday . are you going ? its dorky . . . okay . could i drop by friday night ?
Do you visit her often? All kinds, Wrens, sparrows, blue  jays, wood peckers.  I feel very protective and cannot help but take care of them. I will feel sad when I move. I like feeding all critters Very cool lizards, I like their beards. Haha, I doubt it.  Not even gonna ask.  That would be innapropriate. Tomorrow. I'm so attached to my kids. Its bad lol Will tuesday work for you?
Oh yeah I know how she feels. Is she of northern or western European decent? Iguanas are basically a type of herbivore lizards from tropical areas. Are they green iguanas? They would make a cool pet.  What Kind of Iguana do you want? I'm just hanging out enjoying the weather, don't really like fireworks much. I might go out for dinner, what about you? Well it's always right before Friday so that is always good!