Salutations, fellow fart-fanatics! Please heed my warning!

The following little fiction contains excessive amounts ofEproctophillia, with dashes of Coprophillia, Urolagnia, Salirophillia, and some slight sadistic elements.

If you're OK with, or even better, enjoy these fetishes, please read on and enjoy!

If, however, you don't, read on anyway!

The sun rose steadily into the warm yellow sky, providing the newly-formed drops of dew on the flowers a complimentary glimmer of sunlight.

Somewhere distant, bird song echoed through the spears of tree trunks, plotted in a maze around the quaint little cottage.

Fluttershy awoke in her soft bed, stretching out every aching muscle, and letting a ductile yawn escape her lips.

She raised herself out of bed with her wings, and made the bedsheets, as was customary every morning.

The newly-awoken yellow pegasi peered towards her whitebunny Angel, who had just hopped into her room.

"Oh... Hello Angel. Did you sleep well?" She asked her rabbit benevolently. The finical rodent simply stomped his foot in response, and hopped away to another part of the cottage.

Fluttershy noticed a rumble of her stomach, which indicated that she was hungry.

She decided she would go to the market and purchase something to eat, or at least some ingredients for her breakfast.

The lethargic pegasi cantered her way down the stairs, and out of the front door. Her intent was to find something delicious, and nutritious for her breakfast. There was a nice little stall in town square, which sold a lovely collection of veggies.

She was grid locked on her journey by a corporate, new looking building.

There were many ponies rushing