be scapegoated for the nuclear attack that would kick off a nuclear World War III.

5.7: New NFL Security Protocols (2011-2012)

Shortly after the failed Super Bowl terror plot, the NFL drastically changed their security protocols, a clear move to give the NFL plausible deniability in the aftermath of a terror attack. The first phase came in September of 2011, when it was reported that under the new “enhanced” pat-down procedures, the NFL had ordered all 32 clubs to search fans from the ankles to the knees as well as the waist up. Previously, security guards only patted down fans from the waist up while looking for booze, weapons or other banned items. The second phase came in August of 2012 when it was reported that even newer security protocolsnuclear terror plot, there have been numerous incidents which foreshadow that NFL terror is on the horizon. On August 21, 2011, it was reported that two men were shot and a third man was beaten unconscious inside the stadium in the parking lot of Candlestick Park after a preseason game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Oakland Raiders. Roughly three weeks later on September 13, 2011, a man was arrested after allegedly using an illegal Taser in a fight with other fans during the Dallas Cowboys and New York Jets game. About a month later on November 10, 2011, a man was stabbed during a fight in the Qualcomm Stadium parking lot during a San Diego Chargers and Oakland Raiders game. A month later on December 20,