in the foraminiferan department. In fact, arguably the first historical note of protists (besides seaweeds) is of the surreal extinct amoebae in the following rock.

In downtown Chicago there is this Chicago Tribune building, renown for its neogothic architecture (which is indeed not hard to look at!). But little do architectural aficionados know that the building is way cooler than they thought. Another relatively well-known feature of the building is the preponderance of random (stolen?) chunks of temples and monuments from around the world, shoved into the outer walls at street level. Rome, Ankgor Wat, forts, etc. Among them, a piece of the Egyptian pyramids at Giza:

Naturally, I got really excited. As a biologist. I immediately stopped to examine it. If you look closer, you may notice the rockallow Huntley to drill and operate a natural gas well on property owned by Robert and Jacqueline Capretto located at 927 Hulton Road in a residential subdivision in the Borough. Huntley's proposal seeks permission to extract natural gas from the Capretto's property and from the property of Joseph A. and Carolyn Massaro, located in the same subdivision as the Capretto's property at 1037 Hulton Road, both of which are in an R-1 Residential zoning district and are comprised of a total of 10.16 acres, hereinafter referred to as the Property.
The facts as found by the Council are summarized as follows. The well Huntley proposed to operate would be located on the Capretto's property, upon which is located a residential dwelling, a carriage house (including a garage and rental