sudden, The Rock starts battling back, slamming The Bashams heads together. The fans grow into a frenzy, and start chanting Rocky, as The Rock turns Mcmahon around. As Mcmahon gets turned around, he is met with hard shots from The Rock, and is soon met with a Rock Bottom, slamming Mcmahon down to the hard vicious mat. The Rock then jumps up in his “people’s elbow” position, as the fans pop even louder. He takes off his shirt and throws it into the audience, then executing his famous “People’s Elbow”, laying Mcmahon out. The Rock then grabs the microphone swiftly from the ground, “NEWS FLASH JABRONI…THE ROCK HAS A UWE CONTRACT…AND THE ROCK HAS A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SHOT NEXT WEEK ON MADNESS! So, as I was saying…FINALLY…THEhand-painted daisy in sight.

The 70s became headline news in Paris this week because of Hedi Slimane at Celine. To recap, everyone was really upset with Slimane last season for swapping out Old Céline (the “ceramicist with a private income” look) for New Celine (unreconstructed groupie chic). This week, instead of going back to Old Céline, he went to Old Old Celine – an ultra-bourgeois late-70s version of what ladylike looks like, with attitude and great wedge boots. And – again, to precis – the fashion industry looked at the collection and thought: ‘That’s exactly what I want to wear.’

The 70s references that matter now cluster at the later end of the decade, edging into the 80s. To get a sense of the wide spread of coordinates of this