The photos have been shared around on social networks.



Another cheeky character was photographed rubbing his buttocks on the back window of the Italian footballer's £160,000 luxury car.







The incident occurred near Indian restaurant Zouk where Balotelli had parked before meeting friends for a meal.



A witness told The Sun that the troublemakers were singing Manchester United songs.





Balotelli during a recent Arsenal vs Manchester City at Emirates Stadium on January 13, 2013



22-year-old Balotelli, who reportedly earns around £120,000 a week, is rumoured to be planning a move back to his home country, transferring from Man City to AC Milan.





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Friday, June 19, 2009

Jack and JillJill and JackWent to Donut Shack,To fetch a dozen crullers.Chocolate supremeAll loaded with crème,In all assorted colors.

Jill watched JackHave a heart attack,And went to dial 9-1-1.But before the call,She stopped in the hallTo finish her cinnamon bun.

Jack and JillWent to the hospital,Where he had an operation.After his brush with fate,Now they’re watching their weightAnd eat in moderation.

Georgie PorgieGeorgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,Eats all kinds of cheaties instead of his Wheaties.Was anybody shocked when he went to the doc,And diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes?

Humpty DumptyHumpty Dumpty weighed 328.Humpty Dumpty was way overweight.All the king's horses and all the king's menCouldn't pull Humpty away from his plate.

Humpty Dumpty joined Weight Watchers one day.Humpty Dumpty decided to