                              FACTS

      {¶3} On June 14, 2011, Appellant filed a complaint against,

Appellees, Gary Mohr, the director of the Department of Rehabilitation and

Correction, Warden Morgan, the warden at Southern Ohio Correctional

Facility where Appellant was, at one time, incarcerated, and correctional

officers Burk, Miller, and Wiget, as well as several other John Doe

employees of the correctional facility. The complaint alleged several civil
Scioto App. No. 11CA3461                                An unatractive female soldier deployed to a remote area (think Iraq) who couldn't turn a a single head in their host country and is showered with attention and affection throughout the duration of the deployment. The longer the deployment, the more unattractive the soldier can be and still qualify as a Desert Queen.

Damn. She couldn't buy a date in the States. Now she's a Desert Queen.