of it. Then again, if he was from the future, he would have known there was nothing in Al Capone's vault. Or maybe there was, and it was so valuable that Geraldo stole it himself. Yeah, I can see that. Geraldo gets his employers to pay for the operation to break open the vault, then sneaks in during the night to steal the priceless treasure hidden inside, then waits until morning to break open the vault and find nothing inside. He looks like an idiot, but secretly makes a fortune. So Geraldo isn't really an idiotic faux-journalist with a dorky mustache. He's a criminal genius from the future. Wow...you heard it here first.An 11-year-old girl is one of two people killed in a mass stabbing by a knife-wielding man at a bus stop near Tokyo, Japanese authorities have said.

Police said schoolgirl Hanako Kuribayashi, from Tokyo, and 39-year-old government employee Satoshi Oyama, a father of one of the students, were killed.

At least 16 people were wounded - most of them schoolgirls, a city official said.

The suspect, understood to be in his 50s, allegedly carried a knife in each hand and screamed "I will kill you" before attacking the group of children waiting at a bus stop in in Kawasaki city, south of the capital, on Tuesday.

He was unconscious when he was detained and died at the scene after reportedly stabbing himself in the neck, NHK TV in Japan said.


The schoolgirls, who