waste my time with anonymous cowards with an agenda?

I think this admonishment from Wikipedia sums up your behavior there quite well, as well as my (and others) reticence for active participation:

William M. Connolley previously sanctioned and desysopped

8.1) In the Abd-William M. Connolley arbitration case (July–September 2009), William M. Connolley was found to have misused his admin tools while involved. As a result, he lost administrator permissions, and was admonished and prohibited from interacting with User:Abd. Prior to that, he was sanctioned in Requests for arbitration/Climate change dispute (2005, revert parole – which was later overturned by the Committee here) and Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Geogre-William M. Connolley (2008, restricted from administrative actions relating to Giano II). He was also the subject of RFC’s regarding his conduct: RfC 1 (2005) andlaptop use.

The Blade Pro's keys feel like a minor revolution in mobile typing.

That odd placement aside, the trackpad itself is excellent. Razer perfected the Windows touchpad the moment it got rid of the buttons on its Stealth Ultrabook. The Pro's trackpad area is little more than a larger version of that touch surface, and that's perfectly fine.

The Blade Pro also has one feature I've never seen on a laptop before: a scroll wheel. By default, the wheel merely adjusts the laptop's volume, but pressing the holding the Fn key will let it scroll through pages and documents. Like everything on the keyboard, you can tweak its functions through Razer's built-in Synapse software, which also controls keyboard macros, key assignments and Chroma backlight profiles.

Display and sound

Laptop speakers are typically