October 4, 2013, defendant filed the instant pro se postconviction petition, alleging in

relevant part that his trial counsel was ineffective for failing to file a motion to suppress the

evidence recovered in his residence. The petition stated that defendant told his trial counsel to

investigate the circumstances and all facts surrounding the consent to search by his girlfriend,

Trisby, and she "executed a consent against her will and coerced through illegal tactics." The

petition asserted that defendant was unable to provide an affidavit from Trisby because of his

"confinement in segregation" beginning in January 19, 2013 and continuing until February 20,

2014, which prevented him from using the telephone.

¶ 14   On December 27, 2013, the circuit court found the issues raised in the petition had been

raised on appeal and therefore were resto be closed down because of restless pokémon. But still, the only ones who seemed to want to investigate all of this, was a group of scientists.

One of them, named Ambella Coal, was living on Cinnabar Island. When she was on a field trip on the countryside one day, the slumbering volcano suddenly sprung to life and had a minor eruption. As she was caught in flames, thinking this would be the end of her, the fire was blown away, clearing a path for her to escape by. She glimpsed a shape against the smoky sky, the shape of a bird...

Convinced that it was the legendary phoenix Moltres that had saved her, she started reading up on the legends of Kanto and found some things that could explain