the professors be so mistaken? Global climate change? Planetary scale catastrophic destructions? All done by humans? Pah! All wrong! They have a language of only grunts and farts, and they can't even come up with other names then Mog and Trog!

Another log entry: "They iz yet to invent da wheel! They iz da worstest stoopid mammals! They livez in caves, they iz stoopid, they has no higiene, they iz stoopid, they iz horrible, horrible, horrible and they nevah wash, they nevah groom, they pee where they sleep and they poo where they eat, they iz stoopid, stoopid, stoopid, too stoopid to cause an event of big magnitude! I haz to jump again and I hopez they did not fart da planet to death!"

Chapter 6

"As you already know fromthe natural history classes, we are not the first sentient species that has walked on the surface of this planet. Before us, nature evolved the sentient trait in the naked monkeys, around ten-million years ago. However, due to various obvious factors, it seems that that species went extinct. You will hear different theories and different angles from different professors, some brilliant and others not so brilliant (the theories, not the professors).

"Keep them in mind, but you will have to remember: when you re back there in time, most of them will be wrong. So, you just stick to the facts and facts alone. We don't want your opinions on the monkeys or what you think of what they said or what you believe they thought. We simply want