of your elbow into the crown of your neighbor's skull for stepping on your grass for the rest of your life, this film definitely needs to be in your collection.

Those are testicles in his hand.

Honorable Mention:Street Fighter- Sonny Chiba works out on a Marcy Trainer (Bruce Lee style) and rips a rapist's cock and balls off with his bare hands, then shows it to the guys and disgustedly wipes off his hand on the dude's shirt, and rips out another guys trachea. Nuff' said.Bloodsport- Van Damme's finest work. Monkey kung fu, Bolo Yeung, and splits.No Retreat, No Surrender- Imagine Karate Kid + breakdancing and Van Damme as Johnny. Yeah, it's that good.Transporter 2- The best of the series, features a fairly hot broad and Jason Statham's best fightwhere the guy splits Speakman's stick in half. The look on his face of "thanks for doing me that favor" is priceless. The second one was the one where he went into the dojo, and fought three guys. Lucky for me, this clip basically covers the whole movie!

Above the LawJamie picked Out For Justice, but to me, Above the Law was Seagal's best movie, and I must have watched it 324 times, which coincidentally is what Seagal was weighing in at for some time. The actual movie was pretty good, which is saying something for ol Stevie, since he made some fucking whoppers in his time. And by whoppers, I mean the most horrid shit ever put on "direct to DVD". And by the most horrid shit ever