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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Pluto Goes Postal

Astronomers have launched a sky wide hunt for Pluto after recent observations have found it has not stayed on its designated orbit. Authorities have warned the ex planet Pluto may have become angry about being demoted and could seek revenge on those he blames for his perceived loss of status. The recently fired rock mass has left his Kuiper belt home and is believed to be headed towards earth to seek revenge for his dismissal.

A source known to be formerly close to the disgruntled rock is quoted as saying "He has been freezing about out here for 70 years and then he hears over the news that he has been fired, you can understand his anger".

Astronomers organizations attempted17 feet and all are a threat to set up a teammate or themselves when attacking off the dribble. The constant motion that the team attacks with enables them to wear down opponents and mitigate some of their defensive and rebounding deficiencies.

Weaknesses:

The teams greatest weakness has been their lack of effective defensive pressure against efficient half court teams with a significant low post presence. A more simple explanation is that they simply havent been able to defeat or defend Tim Duncan and the Spurs.

Stoudemire is an unstoppable offensive force in the paint, but he doesnt have the length or the defensive tenacity to adequately protect the paint while guarding Duncan. Stoudemire also exerts a lot of energy on the offensive end of the court, so his defensive tenacity