Our nation's college journalists just cannot stop getting themselves arrested, for journalism. Alex Kotran, intrepid photojournalist-at-large for the Ohio State Lantern, was simply covering two runaway and potentially deadly cows, when he was rudely detained. Fiends.

Alex spotted the runaway cows from his dorm room. He rushed to the scene and began documenting it, photographically. He was accosted by cow-chasing thugs from the School of Agriculture. He informed them that he was a working journalist, and that they had better summon the police if they expected to stop him from photographing two runaway hostile cows on the campus of the Ohio State University. Shortly after, a fascist anti-First Amendment cop ordered him to stop his documentations. "At the time, several officers and OSU workers were on the field chasingand gay sex, make Brunei the first place in east or south-east Asia to have a sharia penal code at a national level, joining several mostly Middle Eastern countries, such as Saudi Arabia.

The decision to push ahead with the punishments has sparked alarm around the world, with the United Nations labelling them a “clear violation” of human rights, and celebrities, led by actor George Clooney and musician Elton John, calling for Brunei-owned hotels to be boycotted.