a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y'all give me a piece of ass?"She looked him over, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? It's pretty slow here right now, so let's go!"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else?"

How Men and Women use ATM Machines

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful observation, MALE and FEMALE procedures have beenruns off with the magazine)...12. Men: Get rid of anything inflatable and female-shaped...13. Relish clipping your toenails straight onto the carpet...14. Remember that your best option with in-laws is to marry an orphan...

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Shoot First

On October 1, 2005, Florida becomes a more dangerous place. That's when the Shoot First Law goes into effect, giving the people of Florida the right to use deadly force as a first resort when they feel threatened, even in a public place. But the Shoot First doctrine isn't just staying in Florida — it's about to become a national disgrace.[VIA]

Meet Mohamed Sissoko

There has always been a tradition of brothers in English football: think the Charltons, the Blanchflowers, the Greenhoffs, the Nevilles and even, some are suggesting, the Ferdinands, too. Now get ready