the markets in which Microsoft competes (and note how the Big Four also compete in many of these same markets):

Azure in the cloud computing market

Bing in the search engine market

LinkedIn in the professional social networking market

Microsoft Dynamics in the ERP and CRM markets

Microsoft Servers in the server market

Microsoft Store in the app store market

Office 365 in the productivity software market

Outlook in the email market

Skype in the video chat market

Surface in the tablet, laptop, and PC markets

Visual Studio in the integrated development environment (IDE) market

Windows in the operating system market

Xbox in the video game console market

What these potential antitrust harms leave out are the clear consumer benefits from bundling and vertical integration. Microsoft’s relationships with customers in one market might make it the most efficient vendor in related —Science Center Hall C—Renowned avant-garde performance artist and part-time professor of mathematics Oliver Knill was rushed to the hospital last night after setting himself on fire during a routine Math 21b review session. It was during Knill's eagerly awaited “Wait, what does this have to do with math again?” segment that tragedy struck, resulting in 3rd-degree polynomial burns and the unfortunate death of a freshman.

Eye witnesses report that the review session began like any other. As students settled into their seats, men dressed in sequined cat suits wheeled in a 10-foot-tall wedding cake, from which a bikini-clad Knill emerged less than a minute later. According to students, Knill strutted around the front of the auditorium lip syncing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and throwing Toblerones into the