Radio 4 caught dumping toxic smugness into rivers around Britain

The middle classes of Britain have today gone into shock after revelations that their favourite radio station, BBC Radio 4, has been dumping thousands of tons of toxic smugness into rivers and lakes all over the country. It is thought that stickleback numbers may never recover and the full extent of the damage is still unknown.

"It turns out Radio 4's presenters and guests between them were producing such vast oceans of smugness that they simply couldn't pump it all out over the airwaves," explained Chief Inspector Radcliffe, who is leading efforts to uncover full details of what some are calling 'The worst environmental crime since Bill Oddie.'

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