adoring him."

Besides the occasional rookie karaoke night at Louisville City team dinners, Paco Craig will leave the performing to his father. That doesn't stop him from occasionally jamming out to his favorite Culture Club song, "Church of the Poison Mind."

"It's the grooviest. I like the chorus a lot. I oftentimes sing along to it, actually," he said. "I sing in the car, the shower, the changing room a little bit. I'm not that great so I don't really know what my teammates think about it, but I don't really care to be honest."

At the conclusion of Louisville City's season, Paco Craig plans to return to London for an extended period for the first time in a few years. He will use the offseason to stay in shape andterrifyingly omnivorous.) Eggers thoughtfully captured the alienation new technologies create in his previous novel, A Hologram for the King, but this lecture in novel form is flat-footed and simplistic.

Though Eggers strives for a portentous, Orwellian tone, this book mostly feels scolding, a Kurt Vonnegut novel rewritten by the Electronic Frontier Foundation.