Joel Osteen Not Sure Who This 'Jesus' Fellow Is That Kanye Keeps Talking About

HOUSTON, TX—According to sources at Lakewood Church, Joel Osteen was confused as Kanye West mentioned a strange name several times during his address to the congregation: "Jesus."

Osteen tried to nod along as though he knew what he was talking about as West talked about repentance, sin, and the gospel. He was especially confused by the mention of Jesus Christ, as he'd never heard the name before. His congregation was similarly nonplussed, chuckling awkwardly as West mentioned the name of Jesus.

"This Jesus fellow sounds like an interesting character," Osteen remarked after the service. "Surely He led a victorious, blessed, and successful life during His time here on earth."

"Doesn't sound like one of those losers who getPeople close to the federal investigation have indicated that Mayor Andrew Gillum’s brother, Marcus Gillum, was paid by undercover federal agents who were posing as developers. The payments were made to Marcus Gillum in their role as developers seeking business with the city of Tallahassee. The payments were said to be in the thousands of dollars per month. The length of the engagement was not known.

When contacted by Tallahassee Reports, Marcus Gillum refused to comment on the FBI investigation.

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