Miller is struggling through an off-year, in the sense that he occasionally allows the other team to score this season.

Nashville PredatorsThe good news: Headed into last night's action one point out of the final playoff spot, which in the Western Conference means they're also one-and-a-half points out of first place.The bad news: Haven't looked good recently, according to that one guy you know who accidentally watched one of their games.Player to watch: Mike Fisher, says your wife, creepily.

Anaheim DucksThe good news: Many observers consider them one of the five best teams in the Pacific division.The bad news: Disturbed teammates report that an aging Teeme Selanne now throws a glove into the air and pretends to shoot it down every time he successfully passes a kidney stone.Player to watch:Ray Emery, who has plenty of experience helping the Ducks win in the postseason.

Toronto Maple LeafsThe good news: The struggling power play has been improved by the recent realization that you're actually allowed to put an extra guy out there.The bad news: Teams have begun to exploit James Reimer's weakness: skating towards him while yelling "Hey, don't forget that you are James Reimer".Player to watch: Tomas Kaberle, as he watches the playoff run from afar with his face pressed sadly against his bedroom window.

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Optimus Reim has no weaknesses. He just purposefully lets in goals sometimes so that the opposition builds a 'book' on him that is actually false, and he'll go the rest of his career stoning everyone left, right and centre.