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When the wolves howled Stella howled back. When the loons called Stella yodeled in return. Stella sang Nirvana, Madonna and Sinatra, and then they passed the last can of Dr Pepper between them and drank deep gulps. Their eyes were bloodshot, their heads felt thick and difficult, and their tongues wagged like unruly eels.

It was just before sunrise when George crushed the last Dr Pepper can in his fist and said, "It's done." He meant the wireless sending and receiving apparatus. It didn't look like much but there it was, odd bits of wire and circuit board, transistors, resistors, copper coils and random electric sparks, and all of it carefully connected to the speedboat's rakishly-angled, chrome flagpole. The flagpole was the antenna.

"Hooray!" shouted Stella, "We're saved!" And thenLast updated on .From the section Football

Tom Elliott scored a dramatic late equaliser before being sent off as AFC Wimbledon held Charlton Athletic to a draw in an ill-tempered derby at Kingsmeadow.

Wimbledon's pressure finally paid off with almost the last kick of the game when Elliott finished superbly - only to be shown a second yellow card for over-celebrating the goal.

Ricky Holmes' excellent free-kick looked to have been the difference between the two sides as he curled home expertly after Joe Aribo had been fouled.

Aribo almost doubled the Addicks' lead five minutes later but his effort curled just the wrong side of the post.

The hosts finished the half better and goalscorer Holmes was lucky not to see red after a horror tackle on Lyle Taylor was deemed only