the Paul Bettany-starring Priest and is currently rebooting the Underworld franchise. One could say he is the superhero of tedious vampire movies. The other is Jeremy Lott, who co-wrote the sci-fi action movie Lore with Goodman, as well as the supernatural mystery The Falling, which have Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron attached, respectively. One could say he is the superhero of creating movies that sound disappointing even with just a few minor details.

To wit: Their new Robin Hood is described as having a tone similar to “Mission: Impossible and the recent Fast & Furious movies”—which is to say it emits a shrill, piercing tone that clouds the minds of studio executives, who hear the names of successful, yet completely unrelated movies jumbled together, spurring them to hand overGiants' Jason Pierre-Paul named Defensive Player of the Week

Giants' Jason Pierre-Paul named Defensive Player of the Week

In what will surprise absolutely no one, New York Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul has been named NFC Defensive Player of the Week for his dominating Week 12 performance against the Cleveland Browns.

In the 27-13 victory, JPP finished the game with seven tackles (five solo, three for a loss), three sacks, three quarterback hits, one forced fumble, one fumble recovered and a touchdown. He also recorded two additional quarterback hurries and seven total stops.

Pierre-Paul also set a historical mark, becoming the first player since sacks became an official stat in 1982 to record three or more sacks and a 40-plus yard fumble return for a touchdown in the same game.

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