it right at the back of the stage." "No, he became so popular he... he..." "It all went to his head." "It was based on" "And he went on stage and just--[opens and shuts his mouth rapidly]--spoke like this, you know, and you could see his lips move." "Beryl Reid was in "Educating Archie", this show, and, er, Peter, who was a nice man, he got very self-conscious about his lack of skill and he said, "Beryl, do you ever see my lips moving?" and she said, "Only when the doll's talking."" "Ken Campbell does a show about it, doesn't he?" "Yes." "A whole show about ventriloquism." "Yeah." "Which he reckons is one of the oldest arts ever." "How do they know it's one of the oldest jobstelevision." "In 1999." "Yeah." "It's where they're doing all the television surveys to find out has television actually had an effect." "It's completely wrecked the place!" "It's absolutely ruined it." "It's gone from people going "ommm" all day" "Yeah." "to just sitting round, stabbing one another, wearing perfume and drinking Coca-Cola and wanting to be American." "And parking fees have now been introduced as well." "For the first time." "In Bhutan?" "It has no, er, traffic lights in the whole of the kingdom." "Where is it?" "It's sort of between China and, er... and, er, and India, in the Himalayas." "India has no speed limits." "India has no speed limits?" "And every car in India, within five years of it being bought, will be involved in a fatal