and they scan



There once was a young boy named Ender;

The kid was mankind's last defender.

He blew up a planet,

Leaving nothing but granite,

But was only a first-time offender.



Famous books rewritten as limericks: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy



In PJs, no planet, oh poo!

What is the last earthman to do?

In despair with no tea,

he's now forced to flee

as his brain now explains 42



There once was a lady from Trent

Whose nose was most horribly bent

One day I suppose

She followed her nose

And nobody knows where she went



A mathematician called Klein

Thought the Moebius strip quite divine.

Said he "when you glue

The edges of two,

You'll get a weird bottle like mine."



A mortician who practised in Fife

Made love to the corpse of his wife.

"How could I know, Judge?

She was cold, did not budge--

Just the same as she'donce was a man who could boast

that due to his low latency host

when blog posts went down,

he was always around

to sit down and type swiftly "FIRST POST"



Mario loves Princess so deeply;

He saves her from harm at least weekly.

But what would he do,

If Mario knew,

She was banging his brother Luigi?



Do all of you not get the verse?

An iamb, two anapests first,

then repeat, then two lines

each with an'pests two times,

then one more line just like the first!



A boy in Seville did spy

Through a bell-jar the kilo (SI).

He picked up the glass,

Took two-thirds of the mass,

And thenceforth jumped three times as high.



In silence I stood on the beach

Another world just out of reach

I looked at the sky

And wished I could fly

Mocked by a grey seagull's screech



There once was a girl named