Spoof news stories from Monday 10 October 2011

Something of a kerfuffle has erupted across Europe recently after little Alfie B. Chapman took a tumble during an overly competitive game of 'tag' in the back yard of friend and neighbor Deirdre E. Findlay.
It seems that during a rather enthusiast...

LOS GATOS, Calif.--Only in America can someone who has seriously screwed up a company in the last three months put a spin on things and get even richer.
Netflix CEO, Reed Hastings, whose sanity many have questioned in recent months, has released a...

London - Did the Illuminati's West End fun spot finance hotels and flights used by the buffoonish twerp on his Foxy foreign jollies?
Reports this evening say the Club's credit card statements show uninhibited plastic bashing by the VIP cardholder...

Considered onehas been sentenced to seven years in the nick after swindling the government of Sierra Leone out of £4.5 MILLION pounds worth of beef.
Judge Peter Tesla, sentencing, called it a "Devious and...

New York City - In an unprecedented reversal, the Nobel Prize Committee has revoked its Economic Science Prize, recently handed to two American professors, and has re-awarded it to the Occupy Wall Street movement.
"Economics has been called 'the d...

Fit-as-a-butcher's-dog TV cook Lorraine Pascale has been urged to "beef it up" on her new show.
The former model, who was introduced to TV audiences last year with a series about baking, now has Home Cooking Made Simple airing on BBC.
But the n...

After twenty-three years of performing the first act for Americans in the National Football League's most popular game