in the game and, at the time, he would have been one of the first picked in the Kangaroos, so it was hard for me to believe he'd go back to play for Tonga. But when he said it, it woke me up a bit. "I thought about a lot of players who had played for Tonga and New Zealand, but played for Tonga at the back end of their careers, players who went back to represent their country of heritage.

"I thought to myself, 'I'd love to represent Tonga while I'm playing the best footy I can'. "Believe it or not, and it's probably not the best day to make decisions, but I was on Mad Monday when I had a good chat with Jono [Thurston]. We wereThe Oak Processionary Moth is a nasty little beast. It's native to Europe, but didn't show up in the United Kingdom until 2006, when a few eggs hitched a ride on oak trees transplanted to London. Since then, it's been causing environmental chaos. Now it's threatening to seriously screw up the Summer Olympics.

Recent reports have brought up the concern that its larvae—toxic caterpillars that can cause serious illness—are going to invade the London Olympics and make audience members swell up and itch to an extent where they can't enjoy the games, to say nothing of the athletes. If they're right, it'll be a serious problem. But how much damage can a little caterpillar do? Quite a bit, actually.

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It's not like these caterpillars will be crawling around feasting