Bel Air."



There was a young fencer named Fisk

Whose swordplay was agile and brisk.

So fast was his action,

The Lorentz contraction

Diminished his sword to a disk.



There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.



There once was an old man of Lyme

Who married three wives at a time;

When asked "Why a third?"

He replied, "One's absurd!

And bigamy, sir, is a crime."



Re: #146



If you think that this proof is a hit

And you're enamored with your clever wit

Then look close and you'll see

That in part two, line three,

You divided by zero - OH SHI-



Watching porn one night in his flat,

upon his bed, Timothy sat.

As he unzipped his fly,

he looked up with a sigh,

"Somewas a man named Eugene

who invented a screwing machine.

Concave and convex,

it served either sex,

and played with itself in between.



There once was a half-elven bard,

Whose lute-ing was deemed avant-garde.

He considered it vogue,

To take levels in rogue,

And he'd lute you while you were off guard.



There once was a man from O'Doole

who discovered red spots on his tool.

He went to the doc,

who looked at his cock,

and said, "wipe off the lipstick, you fool."



There once was a man named Vegeta

Who thought he was quite a bit leeter.

Yet nine thou on the gauge

left him maddened with rage,

and he went and destroyed his own meter.



An architect fellow named Yoric

can, when he's feeling euphoric,

provide for selection

three types of erection:

Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric.



The sea captain's tender young bride

fell into the bay at low tide,

You could tell