spinning tracks sync with the rhythmic movements of exotically clad belly dancers roaming from table to table, weaving through clouds of aromatic hookah smoke. Customers can puff on more than 85 flavor combinations of the house’s 24 Starbuzz shishas, including classic options such as mango, or pairings such as honey, vanilla, and mint. The house also crafts their own signature blends for the five VIP flavors, including cinnamon toast crunch, which pairs apple, cinnamon, and banana. Bottles of wine and pints of beer accompany hookahs on the table, providing all of the fillers for a comfortable night out without having to lug around childhood teddy bears.

The dramatically draped ceilings inside Zacharys glow with blue, green, and pink lights, adding luxe atmosphere to the nightclub's popular Saturday night danceThis may seem like trivial FM radio rubbish, and maybe it is, but there's a serious point to be made. In theory (though a pretty far-fetched one) Sandilands could be done for the crime of blasphemy. NSW and Victoria have not abolished the common law offence of blasphemy and Philip Ruddock's religious freedom review reckons it "most likely" continues to exist in those states. The only Australian prosecution of blasphemous libel took place in NSW in 1871, and the offence may have lapsed under the common law doctrine of desuetude. But maybe not. The Ruddock review urged NSW, Victoria, South Australia and the Northern Territory to abolish blasphemy, but they haven't. Perhaps they'll get around to it eventually. Kyle Sandilands faced calls for his sacking after he questioned