stall on top of the toilet paper dispenser. Hopefully, whoever left the gun at least remembered to wash their hands.

A man found passed out in an elevator responded to officers' questions about how much he had to drink that night by saying, "Not enough." As with any elevator-related bender, the man's night had its ups and downs.

A one-legged man shoplifted four pairs of pants from a hardware store. Maybe he would have actually paid if they were half-off.

A father called police after he found his son's vehicle had been wrapped in plastic and toilet paper and doused in syrup. This manner of prank is also known as an "Awful Waffle."

An intoxicated man in short-shorts took a break in between vomiting to grab another beer as police looked onjust waiting for a break in the digestive mayhem.

A man is suspected of eating stolen cakes in a gas station bathroom.

An officer responded to the scene of a verbal dispute between a couple after the boyfriend arrived home late from work. The boyfriend told police that his girlfriend is "artistic, on medication, and she had been drinking." The girlfriend, although renowned for her artistic spirit, said she just wanted him to leave.

A true folk hero was spotted using a reciprocating saw to remove a parking boot off of his vehicle in the middle of the afternoon.

Two recently evicted tenants are believed to have taken the door to their apartment with them when they were forced to leave. They also left a large hole in the living room wall,