alienating the EU and Russia. The resulting competition between the EU-Russia coalition and United States further destabilizes the Euroatlantic system.

According to Goodby, the most preferred arrangement would be a stable triad because itwould be more self-sustaining and act with more coherence, and would likely produce the greatest stability in the Euroatlantic region in the long run. In Goodby's estimation, this would require the EU to make several internal changes to create the type of governance that could meet the needs of the estimated 500 million potential citizens of the European Union, while Russian democracy and constitutional liberalism would have to deeply take root. The United States, on the other hand, must be willing to recede from hegemony. Goodby reiterated the importance of continued U.S. support for Russia's democraticplasters large enough to smother someone. It's cartoonishly crazy, but it fits the film's tone very well!

Pickaxe-catapult- (Simon Says (2006)) And just when you thought My Bloody Valentine's Harry Warden got the whole killer with a pickaxe shtick going, this film's Crispin Glover-played killer found 101 new ways to kill a person with one, mainly involving triggered traps and one pickaxe catapult! While the special effects used by the latter are dodgy, the whole idea of a catapult that swings four pickaxes at the same time was and is pretty awesome!

Wearable Sword- (Basement Jack (2009)) switching to this from a classic machete, the titular killer of this movie later wields a rather awesome looking blade; it's wearable and looks pretty badass, too bad the movie's gore effects are