things until he finally got fired. Firstly he was generally very rude and used horrible language at work. But his first major stunt was when he got annoyed at another colleague. While this person had to step out of their computer room to deal with an emergency, Barry opened up fifty or sixty pornographic sites on this colleagues machine. He got suspended for this, but so did the colleague because he'd breached security by leaving his machine logged on.

He finally got sacked after calling another co-worker a lazy nword. In front of his boss. Absolutely no get out from that, thankfully. So, that was 26 years of service in a nuclear medical diagnostics laboratory.

I have also met two fantastic darwinists. One person, a very senior manager, turned hisa bottle of Lime Away and a bottle of bleach sitting together next to an industrial-sized sink with a seventeen-year-old boy. It really never occurred to me for a second that the seventeen-year-old boy had not at some point been told you never mix bleach with an unknown substance, especially one with a warning on the label. All I knew was that I was taking orders and noticing the bleach smell becoming quite strong. Even at this I assumed he had started bleaching the pots himself and felt kind of irritated as by the odor he was using far too much bleach.

Next time I walked to the front to turn in an order I see that the grill cook is yelling at him. He pops out the swinging