by her squeals,

that some of the eels

had discovered a good place to hide.



A Palindromic Limerick:



Tango-noter, a disc I peek at

In a temple: hot sin, a mad rat;

Ere we retard, a man

Is to help me tan;

I take epics, I dare, to no gnat.



The Hobbit condensed into limerick form:



A hobbit who came from the Shire

Set off with some dwarves to acquire

(With the aid of a ring)

A vast hoard of bling,

Amassed by a worm who breathed fire.



In searching for sex, John was stranded,

for his prick was corkscrewed when expanded.

His life was a hunt

for that helical cunt,

which he found ... but the thread was left-handed!



A dozen, a gross, and a score

plus three times the square root of four

divided by seven

plus five times eleven

is nine squared, and not a bit more!



Fermat's famous lastfor man-dick.



A challenge for many long ages

Had baffled the savants and sages.

Yet at last came the light:

Seems old Fermat was right--

To the margin add 200 pages.



A lovely lass, Sarah O'Malley

Got caught kissing boys in the alley.

Her poppa was mad,

He said she was bad,

So now she's off smooching with Sally.



A bitter limerick connoisseur

Distressfully said "I concur

there's no start more rank

than 'There once was a blank'.

That's something that we must deter."



A couple named William and Ellie

spent their honeymoon belly-to-belly,

because, in their haste,

they'd used library paste

instead of petroleum jelly.



A sperm faced, alack and aloof,

his moment of sexual truth

expecting to fall

on a uterine wall,

he fell to his death on a tooth



A filthy and foul-mouthed young man

Writes limericks like all-too-few can

Heaps of cunts, shit and cocks

For cheap, prurient shocks

But the fucking things rhyme