ago when the trumpets mocked the French Horns for being totally lame and unknown amongst the band (although the Euphoniums felt even more depressed because they were not even recognized as being unknown). The French Horns then proceeded to outplay the trumpet in question through the means of offbeats, transposition, and epic melodic countermelodies (the trumpets couldn't decide what to do besides stacatto impact moments). Since this day, trumpets and horns have fought to be the better of all the brass. To this day, trumpets still can not keep up with the horn.

In an odd twist of fate, the Trumpets and French Horns did have a one-night stand about 210 years ago in Berlin. The result was "the demon-spawn," also known as the "Mellophone."

One key note of worthThief steals car with 3-year-old inside

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — A Colorado Springs father is thankful to have his son in his arms after his car was stolen with the toddler inside on Sunday.

Police say at around 2 a.m. Anthony Pettiford stepped out of his running vehicle to greet some friends in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven on South Hancock Avenue.

“We were 2-3 feet in front of the car and two guys came out of 7-Eleven and one jumped in his car,” said witness Kim Rayford.

That is when she heard the boy’s father scream for his son.

Pettiford and other bystanders attempted to chase after the car, but were not able to reach it in time.

Several minutes later the boy was dropped off by the suspect at a residential