in a row and stay in the hotel rooms above. Over time we we made many friends and would always have an "end of the tour" party in one our rooms.

These rooms were tiny and we would have 30 people in there having a great time, even the owner would stop by. One time a really drunk guy wanted to come in and I wouldn't let him. He kept knocking on the door... over and over. Finally, I opened the door and handed him a beer as a peace offering, thinking he would go away.

Instead, he broke it over my head. I lit into him like a windmill, literally punching him down the hallway. When we got to the top of the stairs I kicked him down withmy cowboy boots. What I remember most is our guitar player, Pigtail, yelling at me as I took out my revenge, "Goodtime! Remember, you're a guest in this country."

The funny thing is this event played out again a couple years later, only I didn't kick the guy all the way down the stairs, just kicked his ass in the hall. What is it about Canadian guys busting beer bottles over my head?

Five Desert Island Discs:

"Anything by Dean Martin"

AC/DC, Back In Black

Hellacopters, By the Grace of God

Budgie, Never Turn Your Back On a Friend

"Anything by Frank Sinatra"

Best Show You Ever Saw: "Ramones, any of the times I saw them," says Goodtime. "Actually got to open for them once and when in college I was the production manager for the