was that Humphrys' version didn't end with "Who needs reasons when you've got heroin", but "Who needs reasons when you've got Radio 4".

Set 20 years after the previous film, T2 Trainspotting sees Ewan McGregor's Renton return to Scotland to make amends with his old friends, Spud (Ewen Bremmer) and Sick Boy (Jonny Lee Miller), while trying to avoid the wrath of Begbie (Robert Carlyle), who was recently released from prison.

You can listen to the monologue below.

Loading....Mend your ways or will dismiss you: Amarinder Singh warns SHO

Punjab Congress chief Amarinder Singh on 12 October stormed into a police station in Gurdaspur district of Punjab, accusing the Station House Officer (SHO) of threatening party workers and asking them to join the Akali Dal.

Responding to a number of complaints from local party workers, who alleged that the SHO was openly threatening them and asking them to join Akali Dal, the PCC president went to the Kotli Surat Malhi Police Station to lodge the protest.

A number of party workers, who had gathered at the police station, told Capt Amarinder that the SHO was allegedly threatening Congress workers. The Punjab Congress chief warned the SHO to stop the alleged harassment of party workers failing which he will dismiss