only needs a Grammy is just an audiobook away. Our suggestion: Get working on narrating a Minions book, pronto.

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Maggie Smith

Oscar: Best Actress in a Supporting Role for California Suite (1979), Best Actress in a Leading Role for The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie (1970)

Emmy: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for Downton Abbey (2012, 2011), Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie for My House in Umbria (2003)

Tony: Best Leading Actress in a Play for Lettice and Lovage (1990)

How Close Is She? Every actor who only needs a Grammy is just an audiobook away. Our suggestion: Twist Julian Fellowes’s arm until he agrees to write a Downton Abbey tie-in book about the history of the Granthams.

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Liza Minnelli

Oscar: Best Actress in aLeading Role for Cabaret (1973)

Emmy: Outstanding Single Program — Variety and Popular Music for Liza With a Z (1973)

Tony: Best Special Theatrical Event for Liza’s at The Palace…! (2009), Best Leading Actress in a Musical for The Act (1978), Best Leading Actress in a Musical for Flora the Red Menace (1965)

How Close Is She? No audiobooks necessary for her. Minnelli won a Grammy Legend award in 1990; if she wants a competitive award, she needs to go hard in the traditional pop vocal category. There’s no reason Rod Stewart should be sweeping all those things up.

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Ellen Burstyn

Oscar: Best Actress in a Leading Role for Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (1975)

Emmy: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie for Political Animals (2013), Outstanding