uncovered tablets dating back to the great Uul Tut Abl May'fout Dynasty, which tell the story of a drought that lasted for years. According to the tablets, the ancients were only saved by a mysterious man named Ha Gib Hom Aho, who discovered a rain dance and chant that purportedly resulted in rainfall.

Apparently, project "Matar Man" hit a major snag before it even got off the ground. 00K told us a young, up and coming private from the army selected to master the dance and song had to have his identity erased from government databases. That task alone took three agricultural seasons. Finally late last year, the private, along with an official from SCA and the Ha Gib Hom Aho tablets, were flown out far into the Westerndesert to a secret location and left behind.

No word had been heard from either of the men left in the desert that day and nothing further was mentioned about "Matar Man" until now.

Almost nothing is known about the young Matar Man plucked from his home. EKT did manage to contact a woman named Um Matar Man, who claimed to be his mother, recalling sadly, "I used to always catch him at the balcony of our fifth floor apartment with his pants down and laughing giddily as he 'rained' urine on passersby," -- a tell tale sign of the young boy's eventual fate.

Pashmohandis Mat7ellaha Inta was reluctant to answer EKT's probing questions, but did leave us with a knowing smile and a gold-nugget of a clue when he pointed