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[ Title: SCP-4209 is a collection of eggs, commonly located in groups of six (6) or more.; Genre: Scientific; Tags: 3rdperson; Style: Dark ] |
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Item#: SCP-4209 |
Object Class: Safe |
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-4209 are to be stored within a specialty containment locker lined with light synthetic padding within Storage Wing-12, at Site-64. The locker's temperature should be maintained at 3Β° to 8Β° C. SCP-4209 is to be fed a diet consisting of gelatin, water, fruit juices, oatmeal, and ice cream daily. There are currently 27 instances of SCP-4209 in foundation custody. Should any other instances be found, MTF Alpha-4 ("Pony Express") are to intercept shipments of grocery suppliers and retrieve cartons containing SCP-4209. |
Description: SCP-4209 is a collection of eggs, commonly located in groups of six (6) or more. SCP-4209 colonies have only been found in 12 pack βββββ ββββ brand egg cartons in seemingly random grocery stores around the United States. Each individual egg weighs 57.2 grams, and has a smiley face drawn on the front with a black sharpie. The shells of SCP-4209 appear to be extremely strong compared to regular egg shells, making them very durable and difficult to harm. Colonies of SCP-4209 are able to operate individually, and can roll around to get to certain areas. Specimens are not capable of speech, but are able to move around to form responses, such as "yes" and "no." The temperaments of SCP-4209 colonies are fairly docile, and they show extreme elation and affection towards humans, particularly when doing something in relation with cooking. The observed main behavior of SCP-4209 is to aid humans when in the kitchen, usually by displacing small objects like salt shakers when a subject is preparing a meal, or attempting to turn on the stove when subjects are seen preparing raw poultry such as chicken or beef. Large groups of SCP-4209, particularly groups of twelve (12) and higher, are able to prepare full meals such as salads, grilled chicken, and toast. SCP-4209 is also capable of preparing a table for eating, by setting up silverware and rolling plates over to subjects. |
Addendum SCP-4209-A: "Reminder to all staff: Please do not bring specimens of SCP-4209 home to "help with cooking." These specimens aren't toys, or helpers because you can't cook a decent plate of pasta. The only reason you should be taking them anywhere is for specialized testing in the 2nd floor personnel break room. Any staff members seen trying to take SCP-4209 home will be reprimanded accordingly." |
-Dr. ββββ |
Testing Logs: The following is a log of all tests performed upon SCP-4209. All of these tests were performed in a kitchen environment, more notably the 2nd floor personnel break room. |
Number of SCP-4209 Specimens: Two (2) |
Ingredients: 2 slices of plain white bread, a jar of strawberry jelly, a plastic knife |
Result: Jelly sandwich |
Notes: Instead of using the plastic knife for spreading the jelly, SCP-4209-1 instead inserted itself inside the jar of jelly, and proceeded to roll on top of the slices of bread. |
Number of SCP-4209 Specimens: Two (2) |
Ingredients: Strawberry, strawberry huller |
Result: Nothing |
Notes: SCP-4209's knowledge of kitchen utensils has come into question. Further testing is required. |
Number of SCP-4209 Specimens: Seven (7) |
Ingredients: Raw chicken breast, a bottle of paprika, a bottle of salt, a bottle of pepper, a bottle of oil, a pan |
Result: Seasoned grilled chicken breast |
Notes: Chicken breast was cooked perfectly, right amount of seasoning and cooking time. SCP-4209's knowledge of kitchen utensils are average. |
Number of SCP-4209 Specimens: Six (6) |
Ingredients: 2 eggs, a bottle oil, a bottle of salt, a bottle of pepper, stick of butter, a pan |
Result: Nothing |
Notes: SCP-4209 specimens refused to cook the egg. Whether provoked or calmly told to do so, SCP-4209 still refused. |
Number of SCP-4209 Specimens: One (1) |
Ingredients: Cup of black coffee, cup of sugar, cup of creamer, cup of caramel drizzle |
Result: Cup of coffee with creamer |
Notes: SCP-4209 specimen was told before starting to only put creamer inside the coffee. SCP-4209 followed directions. |
Number of SCP-4209 Specimens: One (1) |
Ingredients: Cup of black coffee, cup of sugar, cup of creamer, cup of caramel drizzle |
Result: Cup of coffee with overwhelming amounts of sugar |
Notes: The SCP-4209 specimen was not given specific directions, and was allowed to independently add anything inside the coffee. SCP-4209 produced a cup of coffee, extremely sweet. |
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[ Title: SCP-4207 is a TDK SA90 Type II audio cassette (SCP-4207-A) inserted in a Type EL 3302 cassette player (SCP-4207-B).; Genre: Scientific; Tags: 3rdperson; Style: Dark ] |
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Item #: SCP-4207 |
Safe |
SCP-4207-A. |
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4207-A and SCP-4207-B are to be contained in a standard containment locker equipped with at least one audio recording device. Removal of SCP-4207-A from SCP-4207-B is prohibited. Personnel should monitor SCP-4207-B for any changes in audio activity. |
At least one Level-2 personnel or higher is to converse with SCP-4207-C for a maximum of ten minutes daily. This should be done in an internally soundproof environment to prevent external influence and other auditory disturbance. Conversations are to be recorded in full with the designated audio recording device provided on-site. These conversations are to be submitted to the acting Senior Researcher on duty. |
Description: SCP-4207 is a TDK SA90 Type II audio cassette (SCP-4207-A) inserted in a Type EL 3302 cassette player (SCP-4207-B). Removing SCP-4207-A from SCP-4207-B and playing it in any other device does not eliminate its anomalous properties. Attempts to pause, rewind and overwrite SCP-4207-A through SCP-4207-B's piano keys have so far been ineffective. |
The tape inside SCP-4207-A is constantly moving at a speed of 7.2Β cm/s (from left to right) despite the absence of any obvious power source, and maintains this movement even after removal from SCP-4207-B. Since initial containment, SCP-4207-A's continuous playback has been calculated to a length of at least 21,000 kilometers, or approximately 120,000 hours of playtime.1 |
Spectrogram of SCP-4207-C during 01/28/ββββ. |
When in proximity of an individual's effective hearing range, SCP-4207-B commences the audio of an entity designated as SCP-4207-C. Removing SCP-4207-A from SCP-4207-B prohibits this anomalous effect. SCP-4207-C will then attempt to communicate with the individual verbally, usually through a distorted woman's voice. Surveillance shows that SCP-4207-B is mostly passive outside the proximity of any individual, playing unintelligible noises of various composition. However, there are certain occasions SCP-4207-C plays indistinct vocalizations within the background. Despite resembling English, auditory analysis from these vocalizations has been inconclusive due to the severely distorted quality of audio when recorded to another media. |
SCP-4207-A appears to record any conversation and auditory phenomena within its area of effect, even after withdrawal from SCP-4207-B. In most cases, after two or more interactions with the same individual, SCP-4207-C has been observed to replay recorded audio in order to justify its position in discussion, preserving a sense of continuity. These includes transcripts and/or excerpts from various conversations and other acoustic phenomena such as electronic noises, indistinct chatters, etc. The process by which SCP-4207-C is able to access these recordings through SCP-4207-A despite variations in time stamps and physical restrictions is currently unknown. |
Addendum 01: On 01/14/ββββ, an estimated 95 false killer whales (Pseudorca crassidens) beached themselves on a remote mangrove beach in mainland Monroe County, Florida, in the western Everglades National Park. Site-βββ initially anticipated the event due to an unidentified auditory anomaly triangulated throughout the region. Site-113 Director ββββ ββββββββ was subsequently advised to immediately send personnel on the location. |
Upon arrival, Simoun Hayder and two other Foundation agents discovered a 17 year old female named Mia Burke at the scene, in possession of SCP-4207-B. Burke was in a state of panic and distress. Since the location was remote and the event too coincidental, Agent Hayder contacted Site-113 and reported the incident. After confirmation, Agent Hayder immediately detained Burke and confiscated the object. |
Foundation agents returned to the location after approximately twenty minutes and found that most of the whales had disappeared, with the exception of three expired specimens. Autopsy revealed that all of the specimens had auditory impairment which might have led to their beaching. |
The following interviews were conducted after the initial designation of SCP-4207: |
βΆΒ OpenΒ InterviewΒ LogΒ 4207-01-A |
βΒ Close |
Interviewer: Senior Researcher Graeme Vinycomb |
Interviewee: SCP-4207-C |
Foreword: Interview conducted two hours after acquisition of SCP-4207-A and SCP-4207-B. NOTE: Italicized text are recordings. |
<Begin Log> |
SCP-4207-C: HELLO [pause] HELLO |
Graeme: Oh, greetings. |
SCP-4207-C: HOW ARE YOU |
Graeme: I'm okay. Do you mind answering a few questions from me? |
[Unresponsive for three seconds] |
SCP-4207-C: OKAY [pause] I GUESS |
Graeme: Do you know where you came from? |
SCP-4207-C: I'M FROM [inaudible] |
Graeme: Where is that? |
[Unresponsive for five seconds] |
SCP-4207-C: HERE |
Graeme: What do you mean you're from here? |
SCP-4207-C: I MEAN [pause] WHERE ELSE WOULD I COME FROM |
Graeme: Okay. Second question. Do you know what you are? |
[Unresponsive for six seconds] |
Graeme: Are you still there? |
[Seven seconds of white noise] |
SCP-4207-C: Whoa! This is unbelievable. How can you talk to me? Do you know what you are? |