This headline must be one of the worst things a journalist could write, and this topic must be one of the least written-about, but for the subject I'm writing about I felt it necessary to abandon everything I've been taught and write primitively.
Kichwa hiki lazima kiwe kimoja cha mambo mabaya zaidi ambayo mwandishi wa habari angeweza kuandika, na ni lazima mada hii iwe ni moja ya mambo machache sana yaliyoandikwa, lakini kwa habari ninayoandika juu yangu naona ni lazima niache kila kitu ambacho nimefundishwa na kuandika kishamba.