quickie one morning dick cheney and george w . bush were having brunch at a
restaurant .
the attractive waitress asks cheney what he would like and he replies , " i ' ll
have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit . "
" and what can i get for you , sir ? " she asks george w .
he replies , " how about a quickie ? "
" why , mr . president , " the waitress says , " how rude . . . you ' re starting to
act like mr . clinton and you haven ' t even been in office for a month yet ! "
as the waitress storms away , cheney leans over to bush and whispers , " it ' s
pronounced " quiche . "
quickie
one morning dick cheney and george w . bush were having brunch at a
restaurant .
the attractive waitress asks cheney what he would like and he replies , " i ' ll
have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit . "
" and what can i get for you , sir ? " she asks george w .
he replies , " how about a quickie ? "
" why , mr . president , " the waitress says , " how rude . . . you ' re starting to
act like mr . clinton and you haven ' t even been in office for a month yet ! "
as the waitress storms away , cheney leans over to bush and whispers , " it ' s
pronounced " quiche . "