Why $AAPL is not your friend:

iPad: 
Plug in a 3.5mm headphone: sound
Plug in a lightning headphone: sound

Both?  Hahaha no. 

2 AirPods? Of course that works; they cost &gt;$160.

No wired headphone solution works on all 3 flagship products after a decade of product pipeline 🤔 https://t.co/2Ukg2VYupb