@nypost BOYCOTT Toilet Paper

Install a Bidet.  

They're cheap now - fit under the seat, hang off the tank.
10 minutes, couple 3 inch bolts, done

SAVE SOME TREES - a poop at a time

IS USA Squeaky Clean or Sh!t Schmeared in 2020?

$wmt $hd $f $aapl $dis $lb $apo