NOW PLAYING:  "Charlie &amp; the Chocolate Factory II - Confectionary Easing"

STARRING:
Jerome Powell as Willy Wonka
Donald Trump as Augustus Gloop
The Middle Class as Mike Teavee
Congress as the Ooompa Loompas
Joe Biden as Grandpa Joe
and $SPX as Charlie

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