So we go to war with China; I think it looks like this:

1. Take out doughboy and use NKorea as an outpost (do some skiing)
2. Arm Tibet, Taiwan, Japan and Uyghers
3. Kick back, eat some bugels and hope $AMZN launches season 3 of "The Patriot"
4. Send French in to bleach Wuhan https://t.co/yHIKEEJp2n