Powell to millenials' 401ks:

"You SHALL NOT ...

Ever get to buy in to a low-cost broad ETF at under $SPX 3,000 again even if it dips below that intraday b/c we will make 2PM EST pumps to get it back up."

THE BOOMERS MUST BE COMFORTED. https://t.co/47K9h2F8vk