It will never happen but $AAPL should buy $BRK &amp; dismantle it, Equity-Office-Partners- $BX -style.

Borrow at ~0% buy $BRK for $500B.
It spends $50B/yr buybacks, but gets $90B of its stock so increm outlay is $450B.

Sell off the equities
Flip all OpCos to Apple hardware
SpinCity https://t.co/QCebisOCvP