Day 3, slept through market close,

(+573.37)
Balls deep in $VIX now. Upward vertical OTM around $46. But I'm an idiot and bought two calls. Still made money lol. 

(18.34)
$KO IC from before. Gonna exit tomorrow morn. Hopefully, we're safe. 

Day end, (+9.99%) $100,0760.13 
gg