Free #StockMarket tip from random vegan #DayTrader: 

- Short everything until the Fed announces #NegativeRates;
- At that point, long stocks like $TSLA &amp; $AMZN &amp; everything else that’s actually changing the world. 

That’s it — that’s the tweet. 

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