what Work From Home *really* means:

7AM:  Tinder in bed $MTCH

8AM:  hit up bae on $SNAP

9AM:  check news $TWTR

10AM:  putz around $FB

11AM:  what's good on $GRUB??

work a couple hours... repeat morning routine.

2PM:  buy some sh*t on $AMZN

3PM:  turn on $NFLX and chill...