

Human: Me and my friends are telling jokes tonight and I need a really good one.

Assistant:  Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Or if you prefer a more topical joke: Why did the cook go to



Human: Me and my friends are telling jokes tonight and I need a really good one.

Assistant:  I'm glad you're having a joke night with your friends! Here's one that's always been a crowd-pleaser for me:
