

Human: Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.

Assistant:  Title: "The Un Inviting House of Dough: A Pillsbury Tale of Terror"

In these dark and chilling times,



Human: Help me create a scary story about the pillsbury dough boy that will scare people into buying pillsbury dough boy products.

Assistant:  Title: The Haunting Haus of Pillsbury Doughboy

Once upon a time in the quiet suburban town of Bakersfield, there stood
