WIDE open roads to get DRUNK and drive on. BONG FAGGOT. Sorry you pussies can't have some brews for lunch and not know how to operate a vehicle afterwards like my step daughters friends. You crumpetniggers ever figure out how taxis work? Turn on the device your mom got you so she can make sure you haven't killed yourself yet, and go ahead and search for 'taxi near me' and call one. When you faggots get on that level then you should call us and if we feel like talking to harry potter nerds we will explain how to use ride sharing apps and you can get shit house with your buds and not drive home since you can't figure out how to drink beer and operate simple machinery. Faggot.