First, I'm not a sandnigger, I'm a Pagan.

Secondly, what exactly does Christianity have to offer? Why the fuck does your religion even exist? It's just cuckoldry, degeneracy and faggotry. 

Seriously, Jesus was the biggest cuckold of all time. He saved cheating whores, told his followers to be cucks, and in the end when the Romans came to crucify his ass, he let them do it without a fight. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you following a foreign Middle Eastern religion? Abandon Christianity and convert to Paganism.