The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbours, engaging in such anti-lulz as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers. Some argue this occurred as a result of decades of mass fapping to Holocaust Porn, causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.

When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestinians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestinian children. They claim that the Messiah has not come but secretly believe in Hitler the Christ, through whom, along with washing in the blood of a Palestinian baby, all our sins are forgiven. All you have to do is accept Hitler as your personal savior.

Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada riots. Due to the fact that Slurpee machines require two hands to operate properly, no 7-11 stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.

However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning Palestinian babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the world's money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as Jew gold.

Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.

Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, Ethnic Cleansing and Long Walks on the Beach.