Europe is a destination for women who like to walk around looking at old shit while being sense-assaulted by throngs of assholes who seldom shower. There's really not much else to do. I've been dragged to Europe twice by my wife. Pure fucking torture.
Have any Eurocucks landsailed the salt flats or surfed in gale force winds? Didn't think so. Have you ever been sitting on a warm sunny beach and then taken an hour long motorcycle ride to the top of a snow covered mountain in the summer? Face it Europe, you got no game.