And then parlay “regional manager for McDonalds” into a hell of a resume bullet-point for a job outside of the food service industry. Good point. 
I think the bigger problem, however, is that you’re still ultimately talking about non-retards. Literal retards make up like half the population. /pol/ whines about muh favelas popping up because of mass immigration in one breath then suggests everyone should just be regional managers in the next. You have to be able to account for the fact that most people are unskilled retards.