I read the Gita yearly.
>If you'd read the Bible you'd see no other book is remotely like it, 
Nonsense. Shitty jewish books are published all the time. You can find thousands of books that are just as aesthetically displeasing as the jewish bible.
>with the ridiculous levels of intricate foreshadowing and paralleling
This is called confirmation bias.
>the way it can tell an epic story in just a few lines, 
There is nothing epic in the jewish bible
>the enigmatic characters
Jewish Bible characters are not "enigmatic." They're cretinous jews who only elicit disgust in any intelligent white man.
>just so much there to dwell on for a lifetime. 
If your IQ is extremely low, sure. Other low IQ retards dwell on jewish comic books for a lifetime too.

Look, you have an emotional attachment to jews and their fairy tales, which hinders your discernment on this issue.

>unlike that foreign stuff
The gita is Indo-European, derived from proto Indo-European thought. It shares an original with all other Indo-European paganism. It is much less foreign than the jewish bible, a handful of plagiarized dune coon fairy tales collected and then poorly put to paper by filthy sandnigger jews.

>It's such a huge part of our culture and spirit.
Liberalism and feminism, derived from christianity, are also "a huge part of our culture and spirit." That doesn't make them any less cancerous. We are in the situation we are in precisely because christfaggotry and its suicidal values were a huge part of our culture and spirit.