Men are honestly pathetic.

If women were this thirsty for things they couldn't get (chad being the exception) we'd do the same thing. You bet your sweet arse if I could get my house paid off in less than a year just for whipping my cock out on camera and tell them to make a sandwich in a deep voice. 

My wakeup call was when I blew $2,000 on this kinky stripper and left after god knows how many hours with blue balls and an empty wallet after winning big at the casino. Why can't these fuckers go get a sugar baby or something at least they can get a root out of and some housework done?