Utahfag here. I remember growing up I never, ever heard anybody speak spicgibberish. When I was little my family took a vacation to Disneyland and I thought it was so quaint to hear Spanish on the tv and radio. But NOBODY openly spoke that gutter language at home. 
Now every goddamn day I run into dozens of FAT, LAZY, STINKING WETBACKS speaking their little spicgibberish language. What those spanish-bastard-child-native-mutts have done to Spanish is incredible. Every phrase, every syllable exudes stupidity and filth in a way language shouldn’t be able too. It’s a disgusting pig language for mentally retarded serfs. 
Every time I go the grocery store now there are hordes of 5 foot tall obese goblins speaking piggobbledygook buying junk food and hauling around 10 little spiclet future-Democrats all on my dime. There’s no hope for us.
(This post is all satire I promise, fbi)