Americans are the only reason you have Oktoberfest in any small German village. Why you are even able to celebrate in the first place, (thanks to our great teachings of "freedom of speech"). If it weren't for the US, you'd have no military, you'd have no Oktoberfest, no Beergarden's, none of that, you wouldn't even be speaking German in the first place. And most likely, by now, you'd have Sharia Law in place. Russian's don't believe in solving crimes, btw, they will let serial killers run rampant molesting, raping, torturing, and finally, killing, unarmed German children and women. You are a FOOL to think we are not only being your friend, but really wanting to see you do good for yourselves, and you know, BREATHE. If you want us to be an enemy (which you clearly do, so), we will gladly the nuke the fuck out of Germany. I think we've learned our lesson, to kill every last German because the COMPLAINING, THE WHINING, THE CRYING are so much, like SO MUCH. I wish I could celebrate half the things you get to, and it's so obvious how naive and ungrateful you are.