I pick Israel. 

Not because of religion, well kinda, but it is because Muslims are fucking abject retards who just get their shit pushed in. Fanaticism is great, good, and useful, but when it is weilded by some goatfucking sub 70 IQ idiot who couldn't shoot, much less do a jumping jack to save his life, he is fucked against smarter people. 

If you're above his intellect level they put you in charge... of morons. Watching muslims wage war against each other is like a bad episode of the keystone cops. Watching them face off against Amerifats or joooooooos is like watching the U.S. Navy SEALS vs the Al Quaeda paraplegic brigade. 

Indians would just want to try to steal your credit card info or give you tech support that includes, "Did you plug the computer in?" and "Have you tightened the internet connector?"