Could Australia be better off if it is a French colony?

All Anglo nations/colonies are cucked, to an unbelievable level. Even before that Anglos are such pathetic pussies, cruel towards weak, cowards in front of strong. Their ugly face, pale with skin cancer, the teeth, the rude manner..., you name it.

Their toxic culture, outdated monarchy, ridiculous "moral" in Victorian era, fake people with evil mind hidden under their clown hats...

Seriously, why any human being want to be associated to such bunch of creatures.

French on the other side always lead the cultural and political trend in Europe. A nation as the closest descendant from Roman Republic and Roman Empire, with its language, arts, architecture, military ideology, led Europe from medieval into modern age. All European upper/ruling class speaking French. The revolution, the most passionate, young, fearless and romantic in Europe, still affecting us today. It's an international practice that audience stand up wherever La Marseilles sounds.

Anglo was mistake, we need to fix that, now.