Listen bongs. 

If there's ever a civil war in your country, weapons like guns and knives will be far and few between to find. Muslim gangs will use their intimidation tactics on the street and try to use whatever sharp instrument that they can get their hands on

But do you know what weapon isn't banned? You know what weapon the Muslims don't have? DOGS 

MUSLIMS HATE DOGS. 
They ban them in their countries and are considered haram. you wanna know why? Because dogs will inherently protect innocent women and children they feel loyal to. They'll protect them against sick demented people and this includes their bastard, savage fathers who will beat their daughters within an inch of their lives and throw stones at their wives. 

Buy. A. Guard dog.