Half Spaniard here

Fuck spics. Seriously, you guys are always so emotional. Too much passion, meaning you guys get so defensive, dramatic, and loud if someone calls you out for being obnoxious. Also, you need to realize that hip shaking dances are primitive jungle mating rituals. Your women wear too much makeup and look like prostitutes. Giving your children buzzcuts looks weird. Tell your kids to stop staring with those curious beggar eyes. Also, stop naming your kids Junior.