I was pulling out onto a busy main road and some cunt in full Islamic dress shone a green laser into my wing mirror, I assume he was trying to dazzle me as I drove into traffic. I did literally nothing to him, I'd never met him before, he was just standing on a street corner and decided to try and get me into a RTA, he was grinning as he did it to.

All I want from life now is an assault rifle, a fuck ton of ammo and an opportunity to slaughter thousands of niggers (in Minecraft).