Russian Nationalists are on average so retarded and are so willing to suck the cock of the grandsons of the Germans that killed their grandfathers that they think that only blonde and blue eyed Russians are actually Russian, for some hillarious reason. 

It would be sad, but it is just pathetic. 
Almost as pathetic as New Zealanders thinking that they live in a white country. 
When is your flag changing to reflect the rising Maori power down there?