I wish I were less Jewish because maybe I’d be taller, stronger, healthier, less predisposed to Alzheimer’s... there’s nothing good about being a minchling, shit just sucks dude. Your family members fuck you over and you’ll eventually get purged for something you didn’t choose.
Worse yet is that Jews hide their genetics from people until all of their kids are married. Some gook thinks she’s marrying a white guy, then she learns that her mother in law has a brother with webbed feet and conjoined fingers. 
I’m not even exaggerating here, Jew genetics are a curse. A literal motherfucking curse. Turn to Jesus.