nom de plume? If I follow you right, I agree.
We are at the precipice of something immense. I can just tell. The tools we have at our fingertips will not just allow us to expose the problems of our time, but, conclusively prove them. The things we will be able to prove in time... 

> i have no problem with doing actual work. its these pieces of shit "coworkers" that caused me to quit every single job i've had.
The rest of your post was quality satire and made me laugh, but, this part actually rung a bell.
I'm one of those workers that doesn't need a break. I enjoy working. The harder it gets, oddly, the more I enjoy it. I enjoy problem solving and working with people. What I 100% hate, and what demoralises me and drains me more than anything else is retarded bullshit and horrible work environments full of retards. Women and retarded men seem to force everything into this childish playground dynamic where you actually have to physically intimidate people to get them to back down and piss off. The amount of times I've had to demonstrate force is crazy, because I'm otherwise happy to just work non stop.