Oy vey, hello fellow jew. I'm a brown Jew from one of the lost tribes of Israel. I humbly request to join the nu-shoah initiative and punish evil Jews that taint our name and bring glory to G-d.

The only difference between us righteous Jews and evil Talmudic Jews is that we accept Christ as our Messiah. Christ hating Jews will be culled from our ranks.

>tfw we're the Jews now