>America couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Norway in a week 
TOP KEK Noway PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Americans are ITCHING for a war with Norway. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Norwegian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Norwegian pig shit they see. When America's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it