Other than Labour hating Jews for really weird reasons, they are Tax'n'Spend Welfare Statists who not-so-secretly want World Socialism. New Labour fucked us harder than a decade and a half of Tory rule-by-oliagarch. They rolled out the police state, banned everything, doubled the tax on cigarrettes and booze, and invited every corrupt Russian and Chink to launder their stolen cash into the property market, sending it into low orbit ever after. They also deliberately imported 300,000 unemployable shitskins per year to guarantee furture votes. Rotherham happened on their watch and with their blessing: they are also notorious paedophiles who call for the legal age of consent to be lowered to 3.

So, yeah, no, it's not even a meme party, it's satanically evil. The Torys are greedy, avaristic and uncaring, but at least they stop short of apologising for the rape of your kids.