=== bazhang_ is now known as bazhang [04:19] _VIM_ called the ops in #ubuntu (usb-onfire Trolling) === thunderstruck is now known as gnomefreak [07:50] ubottu: tell cmrn|away about away [08:04] hello [08:04] Howdy lemonsarecool [08:04] now can you unban me? [08:05] lemonsarecool: Erm. Not to sound standoffish, but why should I? [08:05] because i'm sad now [08:05] You were warned about being offtopic and disruptive, yet you persisted. [08:05] and ##linux is completely worthless [08:06] why do i get banned for saying one thing when other people have utterly retarded offtopic conversations and flood the channel and get no punishment? [08:08] lemonsarecool: First off, that's not an accurate portrayal; second, other people aren't purposefully disruptive. They'll be steered back on topic, and warned against flooding, and then they won't do it again. [08:08] join ##linux [08:08] look at what they're talking about [08:08] it's complete bullshit [08:08] and nobody's doing anything about it [08:08] #ubuntu isn't ##linux... I fail to see how its relevant. [08:09] they're both channels [08:09] *sigh* [08:09] just the fact that they talk about shit and flood, but nobody does a damn thing about it [08:09] lemonsarecool: ##linux has nothing to do with #ubuntu, the people in charge of that channel run it however they see fit. Whats appropriate there obviously isn't appropriate in #ubuntu [08:10] and when i say ONE LINE, I GET BANNED [08:10] even on #ubuntu! [08:10] same thing! [08:10] lemonsarecool: I'm not here to argue about whether or not you deserved your ban. You and I both know you said more than one line. [08:10] Instead, would you like to focus on how you could get your banned removed in a timely manner? [08:10] i said two [08:11] ok then [08:11] how can i? [08:12] The biggest thing is the make sure you'll be a productive and non-disruptive participant in the future. So, lets make sure you're familiar with our channel policies. [08:12] lemonsarecool: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines and http://www.ubuntu.com/community/conduct Please read and understand both of those [08:13] and after that? [08:14] Well, it'd help if you actually read them in a manner that you'll understand them. [08:15] ok [08:15] and after i do? [08:15] Lets cross that bridge when we get to it. [08:18] * Myrtti yawns [08:18] good morning [08:18] Howdy Myrtti [08:33] In ubottu, rww said: !no, !ooo is openoffice [08:33] In ubottu, rww said: !no, !openoffice is OpenOffice is a free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install openoffice.org". For (unofficial) repositories containing OpenOffice.org 3, see https://launchpad.net/~openoffice-pkgs/+archive/ppa. User help available in #openoffice.org. [08:33] !ooo [08:33] a free and open source office suite, including word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install openoffice.org". For (unofficial) repositories containing OpenOffice.org 3, see https://launchpad.net/~openoffice-pkgs/+archive/ppa . User help available in #users.openoffice.org [08:33] !openoffice [08:33] a free and open source office suite, including word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install openoffice.org". User help available in #users.openoffice.org [08:34] !lol [08:34] Please don't use "LOL" and "OMG" and so forth on a regular basis. This is IRC, not IM, and using those lines on their own is not required, and it is rather annoying to the rest of the people in the channel; thanks. [08:34] !-openoffice [08:34] openoffice aliases: openoffice.org, oo - added by gnomefreak on 2006-06-30 03:58:38 [08:34] !penis [08:35] Sorry, I don't know anything about penis [08:35] LOL [08:35] sorry [08:35] i just had to try it [08:35] >__< [08:35] i won't do it again [08:35] :( [08:35] !-ooo [08:35] ooo has no aliases - added by Pici on 2008-01-21 19:14:54 - last edited by jrib on 2009-02-17 12:51:21 [08:35] !forget ooo [08:35] I'll forget that, Myrtti [08:35] !ooo is openoffice [08:35] But ooo already means something else! [08:36] !unforget ooo [08:36] I suddenly remember ooo again, Myrtti [08:36] !no ooo is openoffice [08:36] I'll remember that Myrtti [08:36] lemonsarecool: Have you finished reading? [08:36] not yet [08:36] i was doing something else [08:40] !no openoffice is a free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install openoffice.org". For (unofficial) repositories containing OpenOffice.org 3, see https://launchpad.net/~openoffice-pkgs/+archive/ppa. User help available in #openoffice.org. [08:40] I'll remember that Myrtti [08:55] !ops [08:55] Help! Channel emergency! (ONLY use this trigger in emergencies) - Mez, LjL, elkbuntu, imbrandon, DBO, gnomefreak, Hobbsee, rob, Madpilot, CarlK, crimsun, ajmitch, tritium, Nalioth, thoreauputic, apokryphos, tonyyarusso, PriceChild, Amaranth, jrib, jenda, nixternal, Myrtti, mneptok, Pici, Jack_Sparrow, nickrud, jpds, bazhang, jussi01, Flannel or ikonia! [08:55] lemonsarecool called the ops in #ubuntu-ops () [08:55] sorry [08:55] :S [08:56] lemonsarecool: Please don't idle here. [08:56] i didnt know it would do that [08:56] idle? [08:56] sitting here doing nothing [08:57] ok i read the pages [08:58] and do you understand now why you were banned? [08:58] yes [08:58] i understood earlier [08:59] * Myrtti smacks lemonsarecool [08:59] don't use !ops in vain [08:59] sorry [08:59] i said i didn't know what it did [08:59] now i'm better informed and know not to use it except in a real emergency [08:59] good. [09:00] because my computer started beeping and I ran from the kitchen making coffee and almost tripped on a pillow :-/ [09:00] why is lemonsarecool still here ? [09:00] ikonia, waiting on flannel i suspect [09:01] he was told to go and read the documents, yet he's still messing around with !penis and has been asked not to idle [09:01] oh and he tried !ops [09:01] clear he's still a troll [09:01] and popped over to ##linux to play there [09:01] just remove him [09:03] ikonia, where is he messing around with !penis? [09:03] oh yes, i see [09:03] sorry myrtti! [09:03] i didn't know it did that! [09:03] i read the documents, i already told you [09:03] lemonsarecool: you have been asked not to idle here - please leave [09:03] you didnt know that we'd see you type !penis into a channel? [09:03] i'm not idling [09:04] lemonsarecool: you are, [09:04] Flannel: soo? [09:05] lemonsarecool, you read those pages before you started abusing the bot, yes? [09:05] i read the page and saw the !op command, and i tried it to see what it would do [09:05] sorry :( [09:05] now i know not to abuse it [09:05] and i won't [09:05] lemonsarecool: you are not learning though are you [09:05] i disagree with your notion that you understand the wiki pages you read, since you clearly do not. [09:06] you just tried being stupid in ##linux, so I doubt you have understood anything on those links the ops here suggested you read [09:06] i understand, ok? [09:06] i read and understood [09:06] sorry that i used !op [09:06] and leaving a channel with a command like that is just stupid [09:07] Gary, what did he do in ##linux? [09:07] lemonsarecool: You've read the documents, but its unfortunately still not exactly apparent that you know how to behave. Lets do this: Come back in 24 hours to give those pages some time to sink in. [09:07] elky: left with this - 09:06 -!- lemonsarecool [n=lemonsar@pool-173-64-65-230.bltmmd.fios.verizon.net] has left ##linux ["sudo rm -rf /"] [09:08] after me telling him I was bored with his trolling there [09:08] i'm pretty sure i can guess the command you refer to though [09:08] now i can't leave without being accused of trolling? [09:08] jesus christ [09:09] lemonsarecool: you are taking this to a level which is multi channel, that is *really* not a good idea to do that on freenode... [09:09] oh goodie, this means we can hand you over to The Network. [09:10] i joined ##linux to ask my question [09:10] and then promptly trolled there [09:10] lemonsarecool, system-wrecking commands in /part messages are known to actually wreck systems of newbies who take it as parting advice. [09:11] and if i trolled/spammed/whatever it wasn't as much as those other guys talking about satan for 45 minutes [09:11] oh come on [09:11] so if someone else is being stupid it is okay to be stupid too? [09:11] /facepalm [09:12] * Myrtti prefers dealing with adults, adults take responsibility over their own actions [09:12] lemonsarecool, i've been an op in these channels for over three years now. i've dealt with people who've lost their systems by doing that command because 'they saw it in a help channel' [09:12] for one, why didn't you do anything about them? and then on top of that, accuse me of having my name in 50% of the satan conversation when in reality i was asking them to stop trolling [09:12] ok fine [09:12] i'll change it [09:13] but if anything it'll teach them not to randomly type commands they weren't even instructed to type, let alone know the function of [09:13] Gary, could i have a log snippet please? [09:13] come on - it's obvious this guys intent [09:13] lemonsarecool, that attitude is *NOT* welcome in these channels. [09:13] elky: one mo [09:14] ikonia, i know. [09:15] ok fine [09:15] i said i'd change it [09:15] ok come on ikonia [09:15] now you think i'm intentionally trying to kill people's computers? [09:15] ikonia, i'm on the verge of giving him the choice of coming back in 48 hours, or going in now and getting a month ban at the first slip-up. i'm guessing it'll be the month ban by the end of the hour. [09:15] that's it, frame lemon for murder now [09:15] how long is it now? [09:16] lemonsarecool, clearly not long enough. [09:16] lemonsarecool: don't play a martyr, it has gone out of fashion about thousand or so years ago [09:16] lemonsarecool: you're only making your situation worse [09:17] this is pointless [09:17] "murder" come on [09:17] toom much time has been wasted talking to this guy with his current atttiude [09:18] how am i a martyr? [09:18] and ikonia, i had no intent of destroying people's systems [09:18] no-one said you did [09:18] YOU DID [09:18] you just made that random comment [09:19] ikonia: ping poing ping [09:19] come on - it's obvious this guys intent [09:19] jussi01: hello [09:19] lemonsarecool: where does that say "destroy peoples systems" [09:19] lemonsarecool, he meant that your intent is to be a pain in the rear. [09:19] ok whatever [09:19] it's not [09:19] when told that your actions could harm people's computers, you chose to reply with 'they deserve it' [09:20] i said i would change it [09:20] and i did [09:20] i didn't say directly that they deserved it [09:20] that doesnt erase what you said. [09:21] and what you said indicates what you're likely to say in the future. [09:21] *sigh* [09:21] yeah, sighing makes it better [09:22] did i say that? [09:22] no [09:22] I did [09:22] lemonsarecool: just go away for a bit - think about your attitude towards people in the channels you join [09:23] it's pointless sat here discussing it [09:23] i said it one time [09:23] it doesn't mean i'm going to have that attitude all the time [09:23] you're showing the same attitude in here, which is why it's pointless talking about it [09:24] timesink-- [09:24] lemonsarecool: so please leave - take some time to think about what you say and how you behave in the chanls you join [09:24] lemonsarecool, this isnt going anywhere. it's time for you to go away for a few days and think things over. in the mean time, there's ubuntuforums.org. they also have rules. try to abide by them. [09:26] ha! [09:27] oh dear god [09:27] Myrtti: gimme cookies? [09:27] since when has tourettes swearing ticks been something that can manifest in text communication? [09:27] what a waste of time [09:28] I wonder if it was grow-as-apples [09:28] he's got nicks like [09:28] superorange [09:28] grow-as-appls [09:28] now lemonsarecool ? [09:28] I have no idea about tourettes apart that my boyfriend has it (though without any ticks for several years) but I find it very difficult to believe that tourettes can manifest in irc [09:29] * Myrtti gives cookies to Gary [09:29] ikonia: he was grow-as-apples? [09:29] aka groovyOrange? [09:29] some claim he's sp0rtily as well [09:30] and some claim Im the messiah... who cares who he is, his attitude sucked. [09:30] Myrtti, they would be very slow and drawn out tics... almost more like the bastard child of an epileptic seizure and a tourette tick [09:31] jussi01, + [09:31] Myrtti: don't know ?? [09:31] Myrtti: asking that question due to the nick ? [09:31] grow-as-apple IS groovyOrange [09:32] I think mc44 caught sp0rtily changing his nick to grow-as-apple, or that's what bazhang told us earlier, I think [09:33] * elky greps some logs [09:33] I don't care, just wondered [09:34] and sp0rtily is a stalker [09:34] a creepy weirdo en par with ASUS-tek [09:34] I do hate timesinks like that [09:34] he scared Lynoure away from -ot I think [09:37] elky: did you see the logs? [09:37] Gary, yup [09:37] headache eh [09:37] heh yeah [09:38] I chucked the whole lot in, so you could get context, there was a lot of "fluff" in there too from others, which did not help [09:38] i wonder how he'd feel if i walked into his home and told him he needed to move everything around [09:42] ubottu: tell Neggy about away [09:43] * Pici waves [09:45] *sigh* [09:46] tea, and then cleaning [09:59] sp0rtily is back? [09:59] aha never mind [10:00] yep mc44 caught him joining the brlcad channel with the serverloft address z@serverloft, then switched to sport1 [10:02] icestar is asus-tek I am guessing [10:02] how does that tie into to grow-as-apples? [10:03] groovyorange and grow-as-apples were using that serverloft address at certain points [10:03] icestar has no connection afaik other than being creepy stalker [10:03] err another [10:03] I thought icestar was asustek [10:03] or someone had ininuated that [10:03] he is. the ident is the same [10:03] wonder if I should !piracy him [10:04] 'kavita' [10:04] its him [10:04] aka hynix [10:04] umakant is also a known ident. his work ident iirc [10:04] yep [10:05] the one he signed up to snuxoll's hour-old drupal with [10:05] is icestar a computer/component brand? [10:09] Sounds like a refrigerator [10:18] yeah [10:28] sp0rtily, vent313, loveasorange, grow-as-orange, grow-as-app1e, and groovyOrange have all joined -offtopic from the same serverloft address [10:29] according to my logs. i might be missing some [10:29] grepping #u now, but i dont think he's ever even been in there [10:42] *graaah* [10:42] if topyli complains about snuxoll's hardware reviews... [10:42] I find it more difficult to handle Umakants business reviews [10:44] heh [10:46] I wonder how badly my social life would suffer if I quit using IM and used only IRC [10:47] ugh, git it awf! git it awf! [10:48] I'm starting to hate bitlbee as well [10:48] it - never - works [10:48] Myrtti, have any aprilhare repellent handy? [10:49] elky: kick him [10:49] for gushing that i'm his 'new heroine' because i said my laptop never had windows on it long enough to get hot. um, no. [10:49] I've never had a laptop with Windows that I used [10:49] what's so weird with that [10:50] Myrtti, not sure, but he's getting clingy [10:50] Nothing. I only had windows on this laptop long enough to ensure that the hardware worked before I wiped it. [10:51] I think I'll go to bed and have a nap, I'm so tired all of a sudden [10:51] * Mez will probably keep Vista on his laptop but only for IE7 testing [10:59] right. a book and a bed. lovely combo. ttfn [11:09] Pici, do you think daemonfc needs some help to realise that we dont want a verbal diarrhea of everything passing through his brain? [11:10] elky: I'm not seeing much of an issue. [11:12] Pici, i've probably developed an intolerence to it, since it started out as Why Ubuntu Sucks And RPM Rules narrative [11:12] elky: I probably missed the beginning of it [11:15] he joined the channel, and someone did !grub not long after. his first words were to trash grub. he then deviated that into why ubuntu sucks because it doesnt use rpm. [11:16] and continued that through me and one other person telling him that trashing ubuntu in an ubuntu channel was inappropriate. [11:17] so, i then wii'd him, and found an episode of #defocus with him to be telling a kid to lie on a job application, because the police are out to get everyone. [11:20] oh lookie, umakant is up to his old tricks [11:40] Myrtti, guess who just advertised ##c-u [13:04] how can i add ubotu to our irc channel [13:13] phie^u: Which channel? [13:13] jpds: #ubuntu-vn [13:15] jpds: thanks [13:15] phie^u: All done. [13:19] jpds: can i translate it into vietnamese :) [13:19] I could give you an empty factoid database, and you could add stuff to that. [13:21] phie^u: Would you prefer that? [13:22] jpds: ok :) [13:23] phie^u: Gimme a min. [13:27] Oh right on. I appear to have deleted my ubottu scripts. === phie^u is now known as khanh_coltech [14:21] khanh_coltech: hi, something we can help you with? [14:41] Tm_T: thank, i had a bot in my channel with help of jpds [14:56] khanh_coltech: so there's no more issues left? [14:59] Tm_T: now i'm training my bot :(, it have nothing :) [14:59] has :) [14:59] khanh_coltech: then read topic please (: [15:12] elky: so I noticedx [15:16] hello khanh_coltech, I see you've gotten yourself a bot [15:17] Myrtti: :), jpds take it for me :) [15:18] could you check if this is ok? [15:18] !vn [15:18] Để được trợ giúp về Ubuntu bằng ngôn ngữ Việt, xin vui lòng /join #ubuntu-vn. Rất vui lòng được giúp đỡ [15:18] ^ [15:19] oh, you made it? [15:19] Myrtti: its ok :) [15:19] no, someone else did it with some help [15:20] khanh_coltech: if there's nothing else we can help you with, you're welcome to hang around at #ubuntu-irc [15:20] that channel is more for the loco channel people than this [15:22] Myrtti: ok [15:23] Could someone with definitely working utf-8 please post a screenshot of !vn for me? [15:23] sure [15:24] A bit of other random utf-8 wouldn't hurt either. [15:24] I 'think' what I'm seeing is fine, but just wanna double check :P [15:26] I just love terminator zoom [15:27] Pricey: that's weird. [15:28] Myrtti: oh boy... [15:28] Myrtti: hmm? [15:28] Tm_T: wrong [15:28] I just took a screenshot with maximised terminator and it looks funny [15:28] terminator, not the font [15:29] http://myrtti.fi/temp/vn-font.png [15:29] khanh_coltech: did you have anything else we could help you with? === thunderstruck is now known as gnomefreak [15:31] Myrtti: you have a really ugly font selection, but thanks, tis perfect. [15:31] Pricey: just plain monospace [15:32] Myrtti: but the characters are different :S [15:32] seems to work with any other language with utf-8 than vn [15:32] can't you see the different thicknesses? [15:32] sure [15:32] but I also don't see vietnamese that often [15:32] :-) [15:32] Myrtti: i use courier :) [15:34] Myrtti: but its all just utf-8? :) [15:34] Pricey: huh? [15:34] merde, even Liberation Mono looks awful [15:35] Myrtti: http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/7992/irssi.png [15:36] you have an ugly font [15:36] ubuntu-vorgon? [15:36] But at least it is all the same :) [15:37] Pricey: also, it's also WINDOWS, so SHUT UP [15:37] :-) [15:37] Myrtti: hey its all i have! :) [15:38] Myrtti: courier 10 pitch isnt windows font [15:39] and courier also looks ugly [15:39] hrr [15:39] use Aurek-besh [15:39] * Tm_T hides [15:40] oh stop complaining OS X is 100x worse at this game [15:40] jdong_: who rattled your cage?! [15:40] anything is worse than KDE, as we all know [15:40] where your choices of antialiasing is either {unreadably jagged, harry, REALLY HAIRY, OH GOD IS THAT RMS'S FACE?} [15:41] yay. [15:41] it looks reversly bad with Kochi Mincho [15:42] Myrtti: that h-pallo just did attack on me because my maintenance [15:42] interesting [15:42] he also sent me a link to a cartoon on Friday [15:43] which I didn't want to see really [15:44] indeedio, just when we see him doing one last mistake, he has his way out for good [15:44] * Myrtti goes back to using Monospace [15:44] Myrtti: that is DejaVu Sans Mono (I think) [15:45] jdong_: harry anti-aliasing? [15:45] as in harry potter? anti-aliases like MAGIC! [15:45] Tm_T: might be, I don't care. All I know is that none of the other fonts look nice [15:45] or if they do, they have the exact same problem [15:45] Myrtti: indeed, it's good font [15:46] or I might just switch to Liberation while we're at it [15:47] there [15:54] (:) [15:55] khanh_coltech: can we help you in anything? [15:56] Myrtti: not now :), now i'm training my bot, it's interesting. [15:56] khanh_coltech: then you might like to part from this channel, as this is not for idling [15:56] khanh_coltech: as many people have tried subtly to tell you, this channel is not for idling, as you can see in the topic. You'll get your answers at #ubuntu-irc as well [15:58] I'm going to set -fi +m soon [15:59] please do (: [15:59] Tm_T: if that's you, it's not a good idea [15:59] I know, I'm just getting ready to lose my keyb any moment, and that moment can be crucial [16:18] mmm cheese [16:31] ubottu: tell ivanoats about away [16:35] Myrtti I saw hi do that twice ubutnu as only entry [16:35] could be a bot [16:36] Jack_Sparrow: thanks for stepping in, but I could have handled it myself [16:36] I know, I sensed your frustration and did what I was alrady planning when I saw you talk with them :) [16:37] Didnt mean to step on toes [16:37] Even pretty painted ones [16:37] especially [16:37] * Myrtti shrugs, goes to make tuna pasta [17:52] hmmm [17:52] I wonder who should I contact about paste.ubuntu.com suggestions [17:53] Myrtti: IS most likely. [17:53] IS? [17:53] * Myrtti blinks [17:54] Myrtti: PM :-) [18:28] Myrtti: Information Services [18:28] so I was told [18:28] aka #canonical-sysadmin [18:28] (sorry, just got back to my PC after sunday lunch) [18:31] *sigh* this day is turning worse and worse with every inhale I make [18:31] perhaps I should just go to bed and sleep [18:31] * Flannel refrains from mentioning that you breathe even while sleeping. [18:32] Flannel: but I'd be sleeping. Which would make the time go faster [18:32] Ah, is that how it works? [18:34] I'm getting serious Skype withdrawal symptomps [18:36] I havent used skype in ages :( [18:37] stop being sad for loving freedom again? ;-) [18:38] Nafallo: shutup. [18:38] * Myrtti pouts [18:47] well, when Duncan returns from Sweden *grunt* perhaps we'll try http://www.sip-communicator.org/index.php/Main/Download since it seems to have a sane Mac OS X installer. [18:50] * Myrtti goes to play with hestekor.swf [19:41] omg liberation mono looks awful as well [19:41]