Homeowner: please watch the Rosanne episode on HOAs, followed by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Hopefully you will realize that you have been wasting precious time and budget that you should be investing in your 2017 Christmas decoration deployment.

Colorful, blinking merriment is your Kryptonite good sir.  Add in some smiling grandkids and these folks will be more pissed than Margot and Todd.

It may not be too late to order the extra service from Xcel required to do a proper tribute to Christmas in Brooklyn.

Don't stop until you have a display that'd make both Clarke and Rosey blush.

These folks are accustomed to operating without adequate oxygen or nutritious produce.  Don't be intimidated: you can do this.