But, Dermot, let  these poor guys have their little shot of melodrama.  They have to return to their Koch-funded district events looking like Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull.  They have to tell an epic equal to Game of Thrones.  They have to explain office expense and travel budgets that Crosesus would have complained about.  Being an Alaska legislator isn't easy, if your parents taught you to prize your personal integrity.  I hear there are deconditioning courses you can take.  See your local Koch Bros representative about getting a scholarship!