I've heard Eugene described as Portland's kid brother. When it comes to failed police departments, we're walking the same path. Captains taking photos of subordinates' breasts without their knowledge, drunk lieutenants pawing other officers and allowing unauthorized personnel to operate city police cars. Drunk officers tossing guns at drugged dates in frustration after helping her buy drugs, boycotts of various neighborhoods, laughable behavior at SWAT trainings and more are just part of our broken city government under Ruiz. But not to worry, none of these incidents are outside of city policy, at least according to outgoing chief Kerns. Good grief, what a circus.