"My question is simple and has a yes or no answer."
Obviously, you think I am stupid enough to answer a question that you clearly presented in an effort to fish for trolling material or function under some self-entitled delusion that anyone is going to answer your questions simply because YOU are the one asking them.  It makes no difference if it is a simple or difficult, a yes-or-no question, or a Piled Higher and Deeper treatise if the only benefit to answering the question is for your trolling.