Tyler Edwards smokes it down to the filter:

"Ok, I've almost got a good shot for the article Tyler."

"It's gone! I can taste the fiberglass melting!"

"Yes, yes! Desperation and Disgust! Now we're capturing the essence of how we wish to portray smoking in public!"

"What the H E double hockey sticks? You said I was gonna look cool!"

"Oh yes, about that..."