And I'm going to bench press 850 lbs. easily. I'll be winning so many powerlifting competitions that I'll be sick of winning on behalf of the United States (and myself). What's in it for you, you ask? Plenty. You'll be so healthy, wealthy, and wise, that you'll want to be a homeless drug addict, just to get some normalcy. You'll be so tired of being a winner that you'll wish you were a loser. Vote for ME! Me! ME! me!