And some naughty boy could pull a trick like the 'Joker' did in 'The Dark Knight'.  Grab a bunch of arrogant, self-entitled "conservative" politicians, bind and gag 'em, then dress 'em up in turbans, false beards, hijjab, hoodies etc. and apply liberal (no pun intended) amounts of quick-tanning cream to their faces, then shove them into the armed Repignicrat convention.  What fun!