Hire me as their coach, then fire me with a 8 figure severance pay because I don't know what the hell I'm doing, or that I can't win every single game.   UofO throws around students tuition money like it was candy, while our county has a serious homeless problem even with students themselves.  They need to get their priorities straight.   

Football is a idiotic game - and as boring as watching someone exercise.  No sportsmanship, just overpaid thugs and injected testosterone.  (posted Center Offence for 2 yrs, and knows what its like to be canned every single play)  We have more important issues in this world where such money could be spent.  Lower Student Tuitions an pay a middle class salary for a coaches that teach nothing about competition or virtues in the real world.