Well, let me tell YOU, Buster!

Doug has provided a convincing explanation for the puzzling popularity of conservative political parties in Europe, a region that had previously been free of their noxious presence. 

However, Doug errs on one crucial point: Angela Merkel is not really a conservative. She is really just a compassionate human being. 

Anyway, sensing the chaos caused by Trump, Europeans will have the good sense not to vote right-wing.