Maybe to further the industry, the feds can have the bureaucracy create a help booklet, where the great unwashed can pick one from column A, one from column B, etc.

"I am, (choose one) outraged,   offended,   deeply hurt,   embarrassed,

 . . . that Canada has a government that (choose one)   recognises historically significant figures,    fails to tax business owners into oblivion,    has a resource based economy,    has a middle class more affluent than our third world brethren

. . . and I demand that (choose one)   all resource extraction be immediately ended,     the government provide me with a free house,    anyone with more money than me be required to give it to me,    we all go live in caves without heat or light,  we invite all the world's poor to walk across the border into Canada