Another Commenter for Hire.  I'll give you two more secrets:  Some of the top people at Conoco get paid $40,000 to $80,000 per WEEK.  We make more in a week than many of you earn in an entire YEAR. 

One more.  We fly on private jets and then write off that expense under your insane net profits system in Alaska.  So YOU Alaskans are paying the bill.  You fly coach.  We fly on private jets. 

More secrets coming soon.