The ghost of ghastly Gore doth rise up from the ashes of the Bush rampage of destruction upon the traumatized cult of Donkeys and Elephants in the timeless land of fear and the lesser-of-two-evils worship.

Into this dark valley we have descended, having been led by the false gods of Citizens United, in the November hour of decision, we beseech the benevolent spirits, to lead us prisoners of the ideological past, out of the bondage from repeating the same electoral mistakes, time and again, while our Constitutional ancestors roll in their graves, to a new dawn of sanity and responsibility for our political plight.