Reminds me of the story of the old farmer who was on his death bed in the hospital. He told his wife he wanted to be buried on his John Deere tractor with chains. As hard as she tried she couldn't talk him out of it. She enlisted the help of the doctor. He told his doctor too he wanted to be buried on his John Deere with chains. The doctor couldn't dissuade him either. Finally she relied on the Minister. The old man insisted to the minister too he be buried on his John Deere with chains. Unable to convince him otherwise the minister asked him why he wanted to be buried with his John Deere. The old man said, "there wasn't a hole I couldn't get out of with my John Deere with chains.