I read a report on melons just today.  They're on sale at Foodland. Locally grown and yummy.:http://www.foodland.com/savings/weekly-ads/store/46432

Also there is a Morgan for sale in Waikiki, a little rough but restorable:  
http://www.morgan-motor.co.uk

Finally Piers Morgan is aways in the news:
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor