NBC Breaking News:  Barrack Obama will have a telethon to benefit families of the thousands of innocent people he killed through thousands of airstrikes in seven "Muslim majority" countries. Obama noted that he "regretted" ordering U.S. Navy warships to bombard the Yemen coast in October of 2016 at the behest of the brutal House of Saud. His spasm of conscience coincided with the U.N. discussing a War Crimes Tribunal for Obama's illegal drone strikes across three continents. Obama unilaterally ordered 10 times the number of drone strikes than Bush. Obama stated that the telethon will be dubbed "Neo-Cons Across The World". Brian Williams will brave RPGs to attend. The Hillary, John Kerry, and Chuck Schumer will attend to recount their votes to Authorize Use of Military Force Against Iraq without reading the National Intelligence Estimate.