You know, I'd suggest you read at least the first of the books before wallowing further in your luxurious  --  and baseless  --  contempt.  

These books are not my cup of tea, but they're also not the blood-soaked trash you imagine them to be.  For one thing, Twilight's quirky vampires are quite different from Bram Stoker's vampires.    <G> And then, of course, there are also the werewolves...