I'd love to hop into my time machine and bring back some old-schoolers from the '60s to teach the Drumpfster some lessons in the squared circle.  

-- Handsome Johnny "𝙒𝙞𝙣 𝙄𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝘾𝙖𝙣, 𝙇𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙄𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙩, 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙩!"  Barend to give him The Claw.

-- Neff Maiava to give him a Coconut Head Butt.

-- Curtis "The Bull" Iaukea to give him The Big Splash!

I'm sure those bone spurs wouldn't hinder him from skedaddling over the top rope and away from the ring as fast as his trembling shanks could propel him.  	𝙊𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃𝙃!