Lies!  Fake News!  Or as my comrades and I like to say......Luegenpresse! ("lying press" - see Nazi history).  Clean air/water is a privilege, not a right!  Everyone knows fish tastes better when radiated.  I don't have medical care, but that's ok because I don't deserve it.  I happily drive my new coal powered car.  All of this thanks to the greatest, smartest bestest president that ever lived in any country in the history of any world.  Believe me.  Imua!  #MAGA