Everything about this piece makes me want to avoid John Doyle for the rest of all time. He loads every sentence with disdain, giving the impression that he's above and sees through everything on television. Eww. Find someone else to write for you, someone who enjoys TV! His disdain is only worsened by his affection for overusing offensive descriptors "tweeness" (used 4 times) and "feyness" (I'm sorry, a gay man is "too gay" and this offends your homophobic worldview?) Get rid of John Doyle. Seriously.