Unfortunately, both Drump, the paranoid, narcissistic and mendacious heir to the bordello fortune, and Un, the fratricidal and unhinged heir to the Korean dictatorship, are both loose cannons, and could get us all killed. One dodged the draft and the other, born long after the major hostilities ended, was made commander in chief despite the absence of anything to recommend him. Our "anti-missiles" are next to useless, just an artifact of Uncle Ted's kleptocratic acquisition strategies.