Standard Bank is the most criminally barefaced bunch of lying robbers I have yet come across.

I needed to deposit cash, so I go to the branch to be advised that there will be a "cash deposit fee". I pointed out to the teller that she was being paid to take deposits and charging a fee constituted double-dipping, never mind that cash was their stock-in-trade and it was bloody cheeky to ask to be paid for providing them with it. She advised me to use the cash deposit facility at an ATM since this didn't attract a fee.

I have been charged a fee for depositing cash according to my latest statement.

BTW, Capitec didn't charge a fee for depositing with them.