Chris "rentboy" Myers, Mark "Appalachian Trail" Sanford, Newt "cheated twice, married thrice" Gingrich, Larry "airport bathroom" Craig, David "prostitutes and wearing diapers" Vitter, Mark "Senate Pageboy" Foley, Rudy "cheated on each of his three wives" Guiliani, Dennis 'the Wrestling Coach" Hastert...

Ok.. I just lost my dinner...