You can't escape the creepy clowns. They were created in a virtual reality laboratory using artificial intelligence developed by the NSA. Using electromagnetic technology they were sent deep into your brain via your cell phone. The government now has complete control of your mind and on October 31st they will turn you into a candy loving virtual zombie, and you will be salivating like Pavlov's dog on the neighbor's porch. Don't be upset if the cute 6 year old has more candy than you! Just remember these words.........."Trick or Treat."