Who do we send the bills to for all services given to all the homeless and drunks not from the villages? I mean what if someone is from say... Peoria, Illinois, or maybe Disco, Tennessee, or even Cranky Corner, Louisiana... who do we send the bill to? How do we deal with foreigners? 

Further... should we bill differently for Alaska citizens who are originally from somewhere else, but from here now, and Alaskan citizens who are from here, but living somewhere else now?  

I mean imagine if you will... just imagine if you will... not so far into the future. There I am, minding my own business, navigating the wasteland Anchorage is soon to become if our legislature has its way, when suddenly, out of nowhere, Dan Sullivan (our Senator from Ohio, not the tennis guy) lurches out of a dark and dreary alley to launch a vodka-soaked technicolor rainbow across the bow of my vintage Xtra-tuffs. Who the heck do I send the bill to?

Separating people by race and origin can get so confusing..