I think the liberals at Duck U called that 'poetic license' or something like that when they were grading papers....Yup!  That was it!

"Poetic License  "the freedom to depart from the facts of a matter or from the conventional rules of language when speaking or writing in order to create an effect"

See! A liberal education isn't an entire waste!  It won't feed the bulldog, but it adds flavor to an argument.