Too funny and too true. I am presently being forced by the phone company (who I won't name, Telus), to give up my old mobile phone, that works perfectly well, so I can join their new 4G network and finally get a "smart phone". The problem is, I don't want one (it costs more, and I don't care about all the things it can do - when i grew up, you phoned on a phone, that was it, simple). My old mobile was just used for the occasional call to my wife and travel emergencies - good enough for me.

So I either get with the modern world, pay considerably more for something I probably won't use (other than a couple phone calls per month), or go backwards and refuse to get a new phone. I'm leaning towards the latter.