Phhhhttttt.......

The Prince of Wales?.....

The adulterer? 

Sorry....in my books, once you've crossed that line, and especially in the circumstances that he did, you've lost all respect and credibility.

Just disappear Charlie. When your mum dies, pass the torch on to your kid. You're a swarmy sap who makes my skin crawl. God forbid I have to look at your face on my currency. 

Enough to make one a Republican.

(I toned it down to 'meet civility standards'. Did I pass?)