"Canadian innovation."

Now, there's an oxymoron if I have ever read one.

A country that ranks a clown hockey commentator in its top ten in terms of greatest citizen while making a high school dropout CBC anchorman chancellor of a Canadian university ?

Gimme a break !

Make sure you don't score from behind the net because "good Canadian kids" don't pull "hot dog" stunts like that, and the old boys network will publicly threaten to break your arm and/or take your head off if you do.