Mr Trump to Canada in A Shetsens world:
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"Hello there - We would like to buy another 830,000 barrel equivalents of energy from Albertas oil sand fields daily - we would like to move the energy via pipelines - the safest and most eco friendly way to move hydrocarbons - Are you ok with us sending you another check for some $25,000,000 each and every day for that transaction?"
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A Shetsen to Mr Trump:
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"No thank you - Mr Trudeau has told us the "Budgets balance themselves" so, even though we are billions of dollars behind in trade balance and billions into deficit spending  we really have no need for the $BILLIONS you offer- Perhaps you can increase your energy importation from the corrupt kleptocratic dictatorships in Venezuela , Saudi Arabia and Nigeria- those homophobic , misogynistic nations need our support in times like these" 
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Mr Trump to Canada"
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"W  T  F.....?"