Rex,

  There seems to be an army of American spies here in this Comment forum angry at Canadians for dissing Trump and trying to shut down our free speech before subverting our economy and then privatizing our health care, and messing with our climate. But hey, let's not be paranoid.
   We'll test you out. We'll dunk you three times in Lake Ontario. If you come out dry, you're our friend. If not we'll send you to Baffin Island to live with the polar bears.