Because you told me that's your name. OK, why do you call me Eric? because that's my name. Why do you call Sanford Silver "Fred"? How about I call you "Frederick"?  I know you're not "God Bless America" any more than you're "Hispanics for Trump" or any other of your in-your-face monickers. You change so often but your personality remains the same, a total PITA. So next week when you start calling yourself "The Lone Ranger", I'll just call you Frederick, Frederick.