Wow.

You must have really pulled in the women, at least those who only care about superficialities and are attracted to shallow, vain men.

"If I ever got married", seems like a very unlikely future for you.

You should be considering, as your motto, a paraphrasing of Groucho Marx's famous quote, to go something like this:

"I would never want to marry a woman who would have me as a husband."

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