Ms. Clinton could do the nation a favor by cleaning her brush and giving our certified strands of hair to people at her book signings.  Each and every one could then send a strand for the promised 5000.  In just a couple of weeks he could pay out a few million or be charged with fraud and false advertising for each failure.  Make the punishments concurrent and we will never have to deal with this piece of _____ again.  Bankruptcy and prison, can't think of very many more deserving people.