petty ...and testy...and picky... and condescending.  and NONE of  this is properly written!. : @.    no way, shape or form....yes?   and what in the beans is an "oxford comma?"  ?'  i learned a phrase the other day...     derriere chapeau .  it's french!!!  sounds pretty,  hunh?  you are the first to make me think of it....thank you!  778-70=7r567