I get it, skate, use your edges.  Be sharp, both you and your skates, both right and left, and sharpen them right.  Understood, underwhelmed, underwrought.

As has been mathematically proven, goaltending and luck together account for almost 80% in determining which team wins a game of hockey.  Almost 80%, leaving not very much for edges, moving your feet, and/or what's going on between your ears.

The data is all over the place, but if you 2 guys want to sit around and go off on some make-believe pretend world, hey, do it.

Doesn't make either of you right, of course, makes you silly for ignoring what's what.