You're an idiot with a fake name to make us think you're unbiased. 

Helton was the first I believe all time to 500 doubles and ended up at what around 15th all time BUT... played 3 years think it was in college. His magic was drawing walks and on base percentage and making pitchers throw LOTS of pitches. Watching Helton work a count from two strikes seeing a fast ball and a curve ball ("Oh gee! Helton has got him right where he wants him now...") to a full count, to a 8 pitch at bat, to a hit or a walk, was for any person who actually is not SNEERING habitually, a thing of Major League Baseball beauty.

Blackmon: how many hits from Blackmon are razors down each line? A great many. Because he hits those near foul balls very hard both sides.
Stats, are baseball, but yes they too lie. Coors Field is WAY down the list for HRs this year, it is its size that is unique and the bloops. Cargo had the best Hand-Eye, in the game for a time and his HRs are rarely near the fences, in away games.