Cat: Re: your "commodity transport companies" and "tales from the litterbox." 

I'll go out on a limb and assume that you don't have any idea how ENB's (or what you call a "commodity transport company" stock has performed in oil bear markets. Right?
Well, since the early 1970's, there have been four times where the price of oil dropped 60% or more. Those are clearly bear markets for oil. How did ENB's stock do in those four bear markets? Well if you take ENB's share price from the day the price of oil peaked until the day it bottomed (average decline was 70%, range was 62% to 80% and average timeframe was 32 months), the return on ENB's stock was an average gain (note it was a gain, not a loss) over all of those times when the price of oil was decimated, was 66%. That is a return of approximately 21% per year---PLUS 21%/yr during oil bear markets.
Think whatever you like. Create your own opinion from wherever. But don't try to change or deny the facts. 
Your 4th line is not civil