Absolutely brilliant, as well as completely entertaining!  I laud you for this classic piece of literary work.  Five years ago I lost my beloved husband who succumbed to a lethal malady ... the end result of a hypoxic condition caused by proliferation of "bad air" delivered from the use of Tobacco products.  While I was blessed by a daily "whiff of Alaska springtime" at our home on the banks of the Kenai, we might have continued to enjoy such blessings TOGETHER were the solicited market to offer the availability of "pristine air" instead of  expensive, foul & lethal pollution.
Let's pledge ourselves to this mission together right here at home.