Hey Mr. Pape,

Heard something on the news about the TSX hitting a 2 year high today. Sure do wish I'd followed your advice and unloaded all my equities so I could be sitting on some cold, hard, depreciating cash instead. These new highs in the stock market are making me dizzy, and my advisor keeps telling me I'll have to name my first-born after him.

Oh well, Gord, maybe next time...