You must be getting paid for this. You are clearly putting the hours in. Does it pay well? Can I sign up? Would I also have to spout nonsense or could I post stuff that makes logical sense? Do you attend seminars devoted to "The Expert Use of the Non Sequitur in Online Misdirection" or does it come naturally? Do you have a formal list of talking points and catch-phrases or is it more off-the-cuff? How do they verify you're hitting your quotas? Do you submit everything to your handler in full or does a list suffice?