They'd be totally at home if they joined us. God, we must have more pipe bands than they do.  Even our city airport has its pipe band.  Our university president pipes in the new graduates each year.  I have a pipe band; they live in the basement and are eating me out of house and home.  Our local starbuck's has a pipe band.  You can hardly order your soy nonfat no foam latte over the noise they make.  Tonight at our local pub, I ordered a burger with a choice of sides: yam fries or pipe band , and because they were out of yam fries I had to listen to bloody Scotland the Brave and the Black Bear march all through the meal. But they came with chipotle mayonaise at least.