ricknro,
Close your eyes and pretend you are watching SNL and the story is the script for the political satire skit playing. Or, if you can’t imagine that, ( proven fact that the smarter you are the better imagination you have) try pretending you are at Don Young’s wedding in 2015 and the best man stands up and tells a funny story he has embellished about him and the groom. 
Is it possible you have never been to or seen a roast ? But, perhaps it’s hard to get invited when you never have friends because you are a tattle tale.