Richard, if you really did earn the Esq at the end of your name, what is truly sad, is the manner in which you represent it. All those years in Law School, all that hard work, long nights of dreaming how you will graduate and save the world, of becoming the best Attorney you can be and fighting for justice... Only to end up a bitter self-righteous old man who finds entertainment in being condescending and crass. You do a disservice to your fellow bar members who manage to keep from losing sight of the ideals they left school with, by perpetuating the negative stereotypes about Lawyers. When you are no longer able to practice law what will you have left? Your bad jokes and misconception that being a jerk makes you cool? You're well spoken, yet you squander that gift with ugly, negative words and for what? A little self satisfaction that you pissed people off? What a waste.