“I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day,” President Trump said to two Russians. Unlikely, you say, considering that most people already know this, so why would the President have to brag about it. But you didn't know that according to undisclosed, anonymous, and the best unnamed sources reportedly available, just a few seconds before this conversation the President overheard the two Russians whispering in the hallway, one saying, "I hear this guy has great intel." And the other answering, "Nyet, I wouldn't pay a wet ruble for his intel."  And that's when the President stepped in to defend our intel gathering honor by quoting Captain Obvious.