"A requirement should be inserted into every city building code in this country that says you have to have a front porch."

More government intrusion into our lives?  I think not!  It's my right as an Alaskan and as an American to live in a house without a front porch.  I can be as grumpy and antisocial as I want because God has given me that natural right and the Constitution protects that right from government interference.  Don't tread on me!