When beaten you sure know how to run and hide. Avoidance behaviour. 
I never let taxes influence my investment decisions. In this case it is even worse. It isn't taxes. It is pure speculation on possible tax changes and what might be announced in the upcoming budget. Changing how you're invested based on that pure speculation would be foolish. 
It is still "you are" or "you're" not "your."
And expressing your view that the 82-year old's story was "Funny" is downright insulting.