If you buy bonds or funds you are a fool.

This https://investmentreporter.com/  can help you invest.  I have no interest in this firm.  Just a user.  

These guys are rated as the best.  

 You can also use Globe Investor.

Invest in blue chip stocks that pay dividends.  

Don't invest in ETF's or dividend ETF's.  Don't invest in bonds.    Don't invest in mutual funds.    You don't need anyone to manage your money for 2% a year.