I could probably achieve similar results by dissecting you, as well.   

A "Y" incision across the breastbone, examination and weighing of your internal organs as they are removed from your body cavity;  a cut across the scalp, rolling the facial features  forward and down to the chin to adequately ensure access to a skull cut with my handy bone saw; I'm certain such a procedure could produce valuable results.  Saturday at noon work for you?