"....it also, vociferously proclaims your inability to reason cognitively and objectively."
Speaking of cognitive functionality, you do realize that the events you refer to occurred over a decade ago, and are therefore not current news, which is what the opinion piece is speaking to?
Furthermore, you speak to objectivity.  In your comment, you refer to Bill Clinton as having raped women.  Rape is a felony.  Can you please link us proof of your allegations?  Its one thing to be accused of rape, and another to be convicted.  
You obviously are privy to much more information than we are, I eagerly await the documentation.