OK.  Day one is over.  No golf according to WH press machine.
Did he work out?  Maybe on treadmill or stationary bike at least (must start slow, even superhumans).
Trump's time on vacation could end up being a big waste (or, as the case may be, a BIGGER, Biggly WAIST) .
This must be avoided.  Putin is likely to release more fitness pictures soon.  No shirt on, being active and athletic, fearlessly conquering the outdoors.
The latest is that Trump crashed a wedding at his Club.  No doubt in search of cake.
C'mon Mr. President.  GET IN SHAPE!!!  The reputation and international standing of AMERICA is at stake (NO!  Not STEAK!  It's not about eating.  Get that out of your mind!  Think restraint!).