A lot of Canadians aren't as fortunate as you to be able to afford a Made in Canada $600 Canada Goose jacket and instead have to settle for a $100 one.  Can you help us be "true patriots" and buy us all one?  Or do you want to be a lefty and have the government (read: taxpayers) subsidize the parka so we can all afford one.

Or maybe true patriots should just have no jacket at all if they can't afford one made in North America.  After all, what's more Canadian than wearing no jacket in -10?