Sure, prefer whatever you like, because nothin' highlights nonsense and a poor grasp of the language quite like the use of malapropisms.


I bet people size you up all the time too 'lollipop'(yes it's a synonym). 
Or is it 'Myshkin'(?)? Hmmm...how about...'Myshkin the Lollipop'? Whatdaya think?