"terrifyingly pumped Minister of Small Business (non) Development, Lindiwe Zulu." Arrgh that vision is terrifying - were her clothes any tighter, the internal rage-pressure would cause a cerebral explosion. 

"ashen, shrunken, sickly-looking Chief Whip Jackson Mthembu" Poor Jackson Mthembu, forced to give his last shred of self esteem to the monster he despises. An empty shell.