You're a regular Einstein, aren't you?

Paul Simon has a B.A. in English and is on the board of directors of one of the most prestigious schools of music in the world. He's won countless awards for his singing and song writing. He's sold tens of millions of records. You on the other hand can't spell simple words, and haven't the faintest clue about English grammar or punctuation. The Republican convention had third-rate "cover" bands.  If someone called you "third-rate," that would be an undeserved compliment. I assume you're between burger flipping jobs or wouldn't have the time to write to the ADN, given your usual busy schedule.