Why are you asking these questions?  If you have nothing to hide, it won't concern you.  You don't have anything to hide, do you?
What?
No, I didn't study policing in East Germany.  Why do you ask?
Look, if you are hiding something, it will go easier on you if you just tell me now.  You can trust me.  Honest.
Say, have you seen our new collection of LAVs and assault rifles?