"lieutenant, it's time to call in the heavies."  said police chief.  "yuh-yuh-yuh-you s-s-s-s-sure, chief??"  said patrol officer.  "just do it, dammit!"  replied chief.  "yes, sir."
a few minutes later...
"dennis?  denni- is this thing on?  hey man, it's santa.  man, why are you doing this?  being omnipresent has its drawbacks, i never get a day off. but i couldn't stand by and watch this go down.  you have any idea what this little stunt is going to do to your christmas list?!  you can kiss your sea monkeys goodbye; the leopard print snuggie, the legos, all of it. not a snowball's chance in hell i'm bringing any of that stuff.  this little stunt is beyond naughty. people are trying to get home to cook dinner, man, sit on the couch, relax, watch their stories.  just put the gun down, and walk out peacefully. but make me a sandwich first. put the gun down, make the sandwich, and then walk out peacefully.  your list is in jeopardy, man. you need to end this."

"alright, i'm comin out."