Oh Chrissy, you care so deeply for Alberta and Albertans.

That is why you troll these articles - because you care. 

It isn't because you have a pathological hatred of Albertans, no way. That would be irrational.

You post all of your "sky is falling" warnings about the Alberta oil industry, not out of hopeful schadenfreude yearnings, but out of love.

Maybe you should run for office out here.