Then there's the fun story I told you in the past of the time I was stalked by a 650 lb. black bear and didn't know it until I turned around and saw its nose pressed against the glass of the storm-door that I had just closed behind me. Unlike you I had the comforting feeling of knowing there was now a door (however fragile) between me and it. Less garment soilage that way. :-)

I can imagine that if that bear could have spoke it would have said, "D'oH!!" :-)