Ah, a sad face, Clarabell?  And Clarabell, if memory serves, Clarabell was a.....oh yeah.  A Clown.

Easiest sked, sir.  Easiest.  Check it out.

2 days ago, remember when you ragged on me and made that snide Froot Loops remark, not knowing it's Froot Loops, not Fruit Loops.  But, hey, clowns.

Gotta put you out when your zingers boomerang like that.  Maddening when, in trying to get somebody, you're the 1 who looks, well, like they don't know anything, eh?

Easiest sked, sir.  Easiest sked.  Look it up.

Do I get my happy face?