It's been educational to witness just what contortions Trumpkins will go through to support their 'hero'. Is there anything he could do that would shake their authoritarian follower doglike devotion?

Four-time Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards once boasted that "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

Eventually Edwards' luck ran out and he served eight years in prison for corruption. The clock is counting down on Trump as well.