Both cons sped from the scene in a muddy 2006 Subaru Outback with a "NO PEBBLE" "Walker Mallot" and "Union proud" bumper stickers plastered on the back in a disorganized fashion.
Cons are thought to be part of the "Musk Ox Caucus" and mistook the bank for the Alaska Permanent Fund. Lobbyists from the Alaska State Employees Union are on their way to re-bolster their confidence so that they can hit the right bank next time.