Two administrators steal money from a hospital, then get caught. Happens all the time I guess. Interestingly, the two crooks didn't keep it for themselves. They unselfishly spent the money on the house of a big boss at the parent company. That's a little less common. As far as we know the big boss is not being investigated. Raise your hand if you think the cardinal is innocent. Raise your other hand if you have confidence in the church's leadership. Now keep your hands up while I take your wallet.