Step 1:  Buy an unlocked phone to begin with.  I believe the OnePlus 5 is due out next week.  A phone that outperforms the Samsung Galaxy 8 and is 30% cheaper.

Step 2:  Buy a SIM card from a discount carrier and put it in your phone.

Step 3:  Use new phone to take a picture of your butthole and send it to the CRTC.  Although I applaud this move, they are still the worst.