That's a pretty cool metaphor, I'll have to remember that! However, there isn't an eel - vampire connection. I think you are po-ed becaue I question whether you are female. My own identity, however, is established by my use of my proper name, my record on google including some photographs, and my own credibility as a person, which is far more obvious and researchable than yours. I think you are in a closet, identity-wise.