'I wish there was reverse attraction
that would result in wholesale redaction
of this person’s pieces,
where injections of feces
result in her  verbal ’ compaction.
	
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How like her to talk about “woo-woo”
In a column that’s hard to get “through –through”
My life would improve 
If her the eds would just move.
In the meantime her I’ll “eschew ‘chew”

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