Welcome to Canaduh!
30th best healthcare in the world
highest suicide rate of the G7
(highest suicide rate in the world for its aboriginals)
slowest internet of the G20
lowest productivity of any country in the G7
least innovative of the G20
one of the highest liquor and drug consumptions per capita in the world 
huge,huge propaganda system telling everyone how great Canaduh is(n't)
congested cities (like Toronto) beyond belief
most expensive fuel of the G20
most wasteful per capita and most polluting per capita in the G20
most boring place on the planet
etc, etc, etc, etc
More people seek US citizenship ta Canadian citizenship for the above reasons and more

Sign at an Iraqi gas station: 
'Free Canadian passport with fill-up'

Good Luck Susan!, you're gonna need it big time!!