"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and (24 Sussex will smell) of rich mahogany."

"Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!"

I see the similarity between Ron Burgundy and Captain Crayons.

Yep, that's our boy!