As my Dallas friend says, "all hat, no cattle." 

Enjoy your kayak but don't expect  free beverages and nightly entertainment as you hopefully cross the Atlantic. Don't forget your lifejacket. You do want to be a least 80% secure, right? 

All of us on board will be looking forward to your entertainingand hopefully  survivorship commentaries. 

The champagne in Paris awaits. If  every one of your (trading) guesses turnsout to be right.   Meanwhile investors, without any need to guess,  just sip away....