A brilliant mix of satire and truth, Kurgan.  How about this:  For He so loved the world that he demands of us all, upon seeing an imminent rain of bombs from Heinkels or Stukas, or Korean nukes, to not lift a finger to prevent them.  Rather, for every bomb we see falling on us, we say a Hail Mary, and do nothing more.  

Sorry.  I forgot to include any truth.