"With a capital "T"
 And that rhymes with "P"
 And that stands for Pool.
 We've surely got trouble!
 Right here in River City!"

One fine night, they leave the pool hall,
 Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry!
 Libertine men and Scarlet women!
 And Rag-time, shameless music
 That'll grab your son and your daughter
 With the arms of a jungle animal instink!