Let's face it, these days everybody is offended by something, some folks are offended by many things, and maybe one of us is offended by everything.
Except folks in this Comments page.
In this Comments page all you have to do is show up and everybody gives you a star.
It's a real love in.
No, it's more like first grade. 
Teacher, may I leave the room?
I'm offended that posters are so inoffensive.