Hellooooooooo, Demento!

  To what do I owe the pleasure?
  I wouldn't worry about Canada being invaded. Our enemies are the rich and powerful Canadians, stealing our wealth, our opportunity, our democracy, our sovereignty, our values, our way of life, selling hundreds of companies to multinational corporate oligarchs, sending millions of jobs overseas, throwing millions out of work, replacing them with millions of cheap labour immigrants, etc.

  One Japanese submarine does not an invasion make.  The Russians don't want to invade Canada.
  If the Danes want to invade and take over Canada, I welcome them with open arms. Better to be ruled by Danes than the British and Americans.