Homeless man steals sailboat, gets stuck in mud, overwhelmed by heavily armed police/Coast Guard patrol.  Another wacky Coos Bay story from the land of Pre.  Hey, I know those tide  flats in Coos Bay, having picked oysters there in my first $2 an hour job in MHS.
Crazy place, that,  we had a saying "Does no good to stand on the seat, Coos Bay crabs can jump 10 feet." 
 Go Pirates!