Calling my president "Beefsteak" is provocation. Although I have equally offensive epithets for the recent Democratic Presidents, I've kept them to myself out of respect for the office and for the well-meaning people that voted for them.

I don't like having David Duke in my party and don't understated why he is (an suspect you'll pull the racist card). However, I have to chuckle at the possibility that he changes party - that would strengthen the Republicans hugely. David, if you read this, please change your party!