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Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question. " Mike, answer
this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your
brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Pence. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went
to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Pence ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night.
Pence asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father
have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Pence smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

Pence then, went back to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I
have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"
Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot!
It's Theresa May!"

And that my friends is why Trump-speak is gobbledygook.