Councilman Elefante, Mayor Caldwell, and whoever else on the council is voting in favor of nanny bills: I have some suggestions for more laws because these irritate me: 1. No talking on cell phones inside a restaurant. 2. No taking up two parking spaces so your precious 4WD F-150 doesn't get scratched. 3. No questions about contents or procedures to the coffee barista when there's 5 or more people in line. 4. No writing of actual paper checks in the Supermarket Express line (addendum: 10 or less does not mean 11, 12, 13....). 5. When attending a crowded event in an enclosed area such as the Food and New Products Show, deodorant is mandatory. 6. If you cut off another car in traffic, at least go faster than that car. 7. Don't attempt to speak pidgin if you are not from Hawaii or have lived here less than 20 years. 8. When attending a graduation lei giving, do not lay out mats large enough to cover a football field.  Sorry stole this but I agree with t.