Republicans Anxious To Repeal and Replace Law of Gravity

"The law of gravity is set for an extensive makeover after the inauguration of Donald Trump on January 20, 2017.
“From that day forward,” Trump promises. “Whatever goes up is not automatically going to come down.”
Trump made the repeal and replacement of the Law of Gravity a major campaign theme. Indeed, the Republican House voted to repeal the Law of Gravity 63 times in the last year of Barack Obama’s presidency. The GOP plan is to privatize gravity and give tax credits to those who wish to fall, so they can afford the cost. Those plans are still up in the air. 
Repealing the Law of Gravity has been a goal of Republicans since the First Great Awakening in 1739. That era of spiritual revival was the genesis of the now-fashionable “belief” laws, where you don’t have to obey a law unless you believe its morally correct.  That’s how many Republicans feel about gravity, “Obamacare” and so-called “facts.”