I would so love to see these people get all the oppression they insist they receive, just for a year. 

Just to see. 

Give them a world where you ACTUALLY can't say Christmas. 

A world where the name 'Geoff' on a resume puts it in the trash. 

Give them a world where they suddenly get a 20% pay cut, and then 70 women every day tell them to smile more.

Give them a world where their polo shirt makes people nervous, so they're kicked off the flight from Pittsburgh to Indianapolis. 

Give them a world where they inherited nothing but a very real understanding of what oppression really is. 

Give them a world where if they pulled up on a campus with torches lit and started throwing hands, the cops would punch their eyes out."