This is one of those good news bad news things. The good news is by Portland setting a new standard for weirdness provides even more evidence that nonsensical Progressive Liberalism is a mental disorder. The bad news is Eugene liberals don't like to be out done by Portland liberals.
I think I will petition the Eugene City Council to enact a law guarding against any investment, ownership, use of toilet paper by liberals in Eugene, as sometimes people have there homes T/P 'd which is a form of bullying. And for this reason the value and use of toilet paper by liberals becomes shamefully unethical.