I'm gonna start the Integrity Party
Who''s in?
6 rules
1. ripoff the taxpayer at every opportunity.
2. feed like a pig on program money and feed your friends and family the contracts or outputs from the policy
3. Pretend to give 2 rats butts about the poor sucker paying for your 5 star lifestyle
4. Go into the election and spend like no tomorrow to get re-elected.....
5. Oh and make darn sure you have a massive internet team outsourced in some backwater shatole country that can't be traced to plug G&M boards, Facebook, Twitter etc with call center drones who flag anti- Integrity party comments, hit thumbs up to all pro-Integrity party comments done by the guy sitting next to me in the call centre...
6. use nebulous oligarch money to pay for G&M journalists to write favorable articles....