The allegations are not false because they are absurd, they are false because they are not true.
If the MSM had this information for months and could not verify any of it and if the FBI has been investigating it and they cannot verify any of it then it seems to be false.

Look, I am no fan of the MSM, but at least in this instance we can say no part of it is true, because if one iota had an ounce of truth to it, the MSM would have been on this like white on rice.

Now, if this had been a script for a Woody Allen movie, I would have believed it.