When they were checking for No. 1, why didn't they check for No. 2 ?

No really... a study by the Centre for Disease Control a few years ago found more than half of all pool filters tested positive for E coli associated with fecal matter. And I gather from the report that No. 2 is worse than No. 1 - which I think was pretty much self evident.

So.... is a dip at your local Y akin to crawling back into the primordial ooze?