"Tennnnn-hut!  Look sharp!  Major Demento's in the room, soldiers!"

The man's a leader!  Yes he is!  Data be damned!  Facts?  We don' need no stinking facts!  Gonna "deal muscularly" with those "having facial features consistent with Chinese ancestry."  (He's pretty good at politically correct phrasing, too, eh?)

Thanks for the fun, Doc.