"Don't be a dick."
Stay classy, dude.

This was a specific, unusual case.....and a little more uncommon that someone robbing a convenient store.

Again.....if you or Paul Reed don't like the headlines, I'm sure there are other sources that produce headlines or article titles the way you want.  The Denver Post doesn't owe you or Paul anything.  If you don't like it, you're free to not frequent their website.

Toodles.