Your posts remind me of a hilarious compilation of CCTV footage I saw of guys trying to steal ATMs using various kinds of trucks and machinery, and things going terribly wrong. I can just see the cops using the Jaws of Life to extract some boob from his VW that he sealed himself in by trying to drive between two bollards. Maybe they should steal a front loader and a dump truck while they're at it. The equipment would be worth more than the guns. You should take this act to comedy clubs.