OK, you be the Chief Apologist for the Republican Machine, and I'll play the Chief Apologist for Hillary Clinton. I've got the easier job since Hillary has done nothing very wrong, while the RNC Machine has wrecked democracy in America with voter disenfranchisement, gerrymandering, and endless lies generated by its billion dollar Machine. Meanwhile, in your attempt to demonize Hillary, you strain on the commode to pass a pea, while prolapsing a hemorrhoid or three.

Your slant is really goofy. The emails were internal DNC transmissions bypassing Hillary. The Russian bear however, stuck his nose into our election. The former is trivial, the latter, seriously dastardly.

Hey, I like my new role, it's the easiest job I ever had!