He enjoys life like a flesh eating pathogen does. Your comment that "...he was, most likely, "hanging out" with rich disconnected, liberal, tenured, Profs from the U of O in a campus Bar..." 
is just more BS as you fail to justify the behavior of the village fool. GK wrote a fine piece that you don't like? You don't have lie and stoop to CE's level of lies. Get a life elsewhere.