Sometimes I wonder if we readers are just being punk'd by the editors of the G &M with this type of article…

Let’s get a little perspective on the where the level of “worry” should be here, shall we Doctor? Lighten up a little – life is good. Remind yourself as to what is going on in Nigeria, for instance. With a little sense of humour, you should have simply said to the stressed, busy and obviously distracted hostess:“Hey, look, I know you’re really busy, and my name is difficult to write and pronounce, so as not to further stress you out, just write down “I.P. Freely” and call it out when our table is ready.” We, Bart Simpson, and other people have done something similar hundreds of times…