"ALL agree that ALL “bureaucrats” are simply societal parasites who survive at taxpayer expense. So they can’t possibly have anything useful to say that is not totally self-serving..."

I bow to your superior knowledge of and experience with the bureaucracy and bureaucrats.  

Pardon me now as I must decamp to replenish my arsenal of rhetorical blather.  

Entering the Telsa Model S and engaging Ludicrous Mode.