This is about the editorial equivalent to :

I love cats
I love every kind of cat
I just want to hug all of them
But I can't 
Can't hug every cat
Can't hug every cat

So anyway
I am a cat lover and I love to run
I'm sorry, I'm thinking about cats again
I really lo-ove cats


An infinite number of monkeys left to bang on an infinite number of typewriters, sooner or later couldn't even accidentally reproduce so banal an editorial. 

Who even writes these things ?