Has anyone claimed that you are a high-level anything, Donnie Hall?  No, I think "everyone" knows full well that you are happy to be a devoted follower.  No one took issue when Helga called you a "faithful Republican hound," you'll notice  --  not even you.

Even in the literal "fifteen minutes of greatness" that you so prize (when your beloved ex-Commissioner McEntire dubiously appointed you as "Commissioner pro tem" for the span of one vote, in order to force through an appointment for the timber board while the lone non-R Commissioner was out of town), you were clearly a little dog, thrilled to be invited off the porch by the big dogs for a short fraction of an hour.