Richard Ebenezer Scrooge Rhyner, a Dickens villain for the 22nd century! Dont worry, after a few years of President elect Donald Fagin-Artful Dodger Trump,  like in the Christmas Carol you will have an epiphany, and like the fictional Mr Scrooge become a cheerful & generous old man? Bah Humbug you'll likely just end up like Jacob Marley....