Because I demonstrated the flaws of your premise doesn't mean I posted a non-sequitur.  No matter how much you'd like to tell yourself that.  You were wrong.  Accept it an move on.  Admitting it is way above current standards of discourse.  Wisdom to accept things I can't change and all that...

And yes, I'd like a prize--specifically, the precious gift of your not talking to me anymore.  Either that or anti-nitwit spray that works over the internet.