It occurs to me that the Star-Advertiser is not printed on recyclable paper.  Also, I have seen newspaper pages blowing in the streets and beaches.  To protect the environment, newspapers on actual paper should be banned -- all "newspapers" can be published only electronically.  Think of all the money and pollution that will be saved by shutting down that huge printing plant and firing all those guys who insert the ads into the Sunday paper and all those delivery truck drivers and paper boys.