Trump: The Deep State is trying to overthrow me. What shall I do?
Steve: They've been in charge for decades. You must accommodate them.
Trump: What can I give them?
Steve: What they always want, war. The bigger the better. 
Trump: OK. I will invade Russia. When shall I start?
Steve: We should ask those who have experience.
Trump: You mean Russia have been invaded before?
Steve: Yes. If you asked the French they will say not winter. If you asked the German they will say not summer.
Trump: I see. Who can I ask? China?
Steve: Sure. But they have no experience.
Trump picks up phone: Hi president Xi. Here we talk again. My promise not to invade China still stand for now. But when is the best time to invade Russia?
Xi: Anytime. Anytime is excellent. How about now? 
Trump: But why?
Xi: Putin and I are building all kinds of infrastructure for the New Silk Road, new pipeline, new trans-Asia railway. We can surely use half half a million American POWs.
Trump: Good. I can give 12 million. 
Enjoy!