How Trump thinks: "We need to renegotiate NAFTA, so let's put a CEO of CEO's in charge of that. Who better than the guy leading one of the biggest companies on the planet in one of the most complex and global industries there is? How about Rex Tillerson from ExxonMobil!"

How Trudeau thinks: "Trump is going to renegotiate NAFTA. I have a former journalist in my cabinet, let's put her in charge so everything stays gender balanced. I guess I'll go on vacation now."