https://blog.logos.com/2017/01/did-jesus-have-a-sense-of-humor/
https://billygraham.org/answer/did-jesus-have-a-sense-of-humor/
https://global.oup.com/obso/focus/focus_on_humor_new_testament/
I could go on.  Grow a funny bone and give up the persecution complex. Your reactionary hopes will never be realized anyway.