True confession: couldn't help myself last night.  Sorry, deeply regret my feelings, but... well, here's the story: 

The 60s Scoop was a 2nd biggest news story on CBC National last night (2nd only to the cancellation of Energy East).  CBC interviewed Native man who was taken "out of his mother's arms" in the hospital. Was there an overwhelming attachment formed within a few hours of birth? Hmm, never mind, not germane.  The despicable deed was done-- and, for whatever reason (he didn't specify), he suffered.  Turned to Alcohol.  Tragic case.  Then, the man looks into the camera and says, "It's not about the money."

 I stared right back at him through my TV screen and shouted, "OK, then! We'll take the money back! Thanks!"

Sorry about that.