In the beginning there was Justin and there was nothing and no one else except Justin, nor would there ever be.  And Justin surveyed his realm and said "I'm me and you're not, peon.  I can do anything because I'm Justin and you're not".  And Justin saw that some of the peons were becoming restless, so he issued a pronouncement which is almost untranslatable from the original Trudeaunian dialect but which approximates to an exhortation to feast on mammalian solid waste.  And the strange little men from the far away land laughed uproariously at the quaint and inexpensive nature of Justin's realm.