" It's fake news and I challenge you to prove otherwise."
Ok, OK it's real then ...
"I was trying to infiltrate a terrorist network in a top secret FBI sting."
What do you mean you don't believe me?
"Do as I say, not as I do."
Stop laughing!!!
How about
"I`m sorry and I`ve paid the back taxes."

Personally I think we`re too soft on WHITE COLLAR crime.
What do you think as Goldman Sachs takes over the Treasury Dept., and Exxon Moblil dictates Foreign Policy?