Perhaps Sara missed the details of the plan to tax whining.  The (proposed) rate is quite low.  Only $0.14 per line of printed whine or per sentence of whinge.  So, based on current browser page width, you would have just contributed (9 x .14) $1.26 toward financing what I'm sure you'll agree are infrastructure repairs that are sore needed.  Or is $1.26 onerous?  I do see a problem in that the internet displayed lines will vary according to the width of each reader's screen.  To overcome that the count would have to be monitored by a government employee using only a screen width prescribed int he Executive Order (Thank You, ex-President Obama!) imposing the Great American Whinge Fee (won't be called a tax until The Supreme Court rules that it, like the Obamacare fees actually is a cleverly disguised tax).