You've crossed the terminal boredom threshold. I'll therefore limit my response to saying that they DON'T serve us all.  Or if dragging us into needless, hideously destructive wars to derive mega-profits for the previously-mentioned 2% is "service", they're serving us really BADLY.

You offer me the choice of the Frumpy Horror Picture Show wherein my family and I can be trundled into camps with "Christ Will Set You Free" posted over the entrances, or the Killary Bathory Show, wherein my family overseas--and possibly even here--can end up glowing in the dark.  I will have neither.  Not voluntarily.  Have you a third choice?

We're done here.  As Al-Imam 'Ali ibn Abu Talib (alayhimus-Salaam) pointed out:

"When I debate a reasonable man, I win.  When I debate a fool, I lose."

I hereby acknowledge losing this debate.  Enjoy your 'victory'.  Preferably while talking to someone else.

PS: for your curiosity, the only two votes I never regretted casting were for Ron Dellums and Ralph Nader.