Catquote: 

"You know perfectly well what a pooch ENB has been since 2015...."

Reality: 

ENB's total return since 2015 = +23.8%

Evidence:  Price 12/31/15 = $46.00   Current price: $55.57  

Also stock is ex-dividend so to be fair, you should add in another 1.2% to the total return.

Please send more pooches.

SFI