***Sing to Home on the Range***
Oh Give me a home
Where the Bloods and Crips roam
Where the Cops always stay away!
Where seldom is heard, of self improvement or work,
And the benefits always PAY!!
East, East side Anchor-age
Where the thugs and the pimps play all day
Methodone is free, Heroin will give you glee
And the only way to leave is with a needle in your veins!
East, East side Anchor-age!
Where the welfare moms and hoes fight at Carrs
You'll see Berkie's Section 8, is better than private property,
And it will alllways be the same!