Yes-haw!  The pride of red neck Alasky, Sleazy Palin, done up and went to tha' White House to see our rootin' tootin' sex pree-vert El Presidente.  
Alaskerns is jest so PROUD to have a womun like Sleazy represent our state ( salutes the flag; Alaska state songplays in the background). I gots tears in mah eyes.  OOO-WEE DOGGIES! 
 And people wonder why right wing idiots are drawn to Alaska.