Dear Black Swan

People are not illegal, actions are. 
AND THESE ACTIONS are illegal because they violate immigration law

And the legality, illegality is determined by a judge in a functioning democracy. 

AND if you did not come in legally the judge will determine you are illegal

And the law applies to all equally.
INDEED it does, all who enter illegally are equally illegal

Were the Puritans in the country illegally when they landed on Plymouth Rock?

IS THIS YOUR attempt to violate RULE OF LAW?
or just being cute?