Full service?

If my stay is less than a week, my only bag is my carry on. My tablet and my external 1TB drive give me ongoing access to ALL my music, ALL my books, ALL my movies, ALL my podcasts, and ALL my games. The gate has food and snacks available, and I'd prefer to buy a couple of bottles of water and drink them at my own convenience than wait for food service to move at a snail's pace down the aisle.

Give me an airline that gives me a first class seat ... and nothing but, and I'd be on that airline in a heartbeat, paying extra to get that comfort. The seat is the one thing I cannot provide for myself, these days.