Perhaps like Chinese state officials recently did, if these practitioners were able to donate $1 million to the Trudeau foundation, and another $50,000 to build a statute of dear old dad, you might get Justin's attention and a sweet deal on a Canadian tech firm.  No questions asked!

If these practitioners converted to a certain religion that must not be named, we offer special protections for certain groups in Canada above others, M-103 style.  Justin would be oh so appreciative.

 Hey, is there a Falun Gong line of socks available maybe?