You can get on the public dole....never too late to become a firefighter...you are only at work 7 days a month and you sleep half the time....the rest is watching TV , duplicitous calls with the EMS, false calls and fighting maybe one fire a year.......then you get your DB benefit plan for LIFE.

And no worries because all the stiffs like you and me pay pay pay for these calender boys.....so instead of worrying about self sufficiency, just join the so called fire department, learn how to sleep, prentend to be busy and count the days to your blissfull retirement.