HC CEO- hi this is the  CEO of Home Capital. Can I speak to Warren Buffet?
Berkshire Hathaway reception- wtf is Home Capital?
HC CEO- we are the Canadian equivalent of Lehman Bros circa 2008
BH reception- lol I'll let him know there's a desperate guy on the phone
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HC CEO- hi Warren, we're paying 20% on our first priority line of credit. We've had a run on the bank and we're desperate. Just like Lehman in 08 except our finance minister will probably bail us out if we fail. Can you beat 20%?
The Buffster- haha, sure!  First priority on all your assets?  And you have $18 billion in mortgages?  Ok we'll do it for 19%!
HC CEO- fantastic Buffster!  You're amazing. Do you want to buy any shares in the company btw?
The Buffster- shares? ROTFLMAO!  Why would I want shares in your garbage company that will probably go bankrupt in 6 months?  Do I look like a moron?
HC CEO- how about if we give you a huge discount to market price and you can sell them in a week?  Easy money Buffster!