The fog has lifted this afternoon in Toronto, yet no article has been penned about the Leafs listless loss last night to the skillful, surging Senators. It appears that the electric streetlights have failed, once again plunging the Big Smoke's streets into darkness. The Toronto Hydro-Electric System company is looking into the matter, and has asked all residents to keep their kerosene lamps at the ready. 

As for the Globe, some of the keys on its sole, trusty Underwood typewriter have fallen into disrepair. Said typewriter has been brought to the local blacksmith for restoration to good working order. The sportswriter is currently scribbling the story with quill and quire in hopes that the carrier pigeon can deliver the news across the Dominion of Canada.