Quebeckers and Maritimers,  here's a finger in both your eyes:  General Wolfe and his cannon fodder did not heroically "scale the bluffs" of the Plains of Abraham.  They sneaked up a side path the incompetent Montcalm had forgotten about, and, waiting at the top, surprised the poor bloke.

Another fine reason to shut down the sneaky Cee Bee Cee.