Those darn Cherokees!  And let's not forget about those Sioux, Apache and Navajo.  They didn't even have to certify their births with the local county or pay property taxes on "their" land we were forced to acquire from them so revenue could be generated to pay for programs so they can get our money handed right back to them anyways.  Squatters...all of them. Total freeloaders.  Plus, they take all of our fish without a license and decimate our salmon runs.  And don't get me started about Kennewick Man.  (How'd I do, right wingers?)