I would like to think you're kidding, but I know you aren't.  The myth of innoculation/autism was debunked years ago.  From the CDC:

"Vaccine ingredients do not cause autism.

"One vaccine ingredient that has been studied specifically is thimerosal, a mercury-based preservative used to prevent contamination of multidose vials of vaccines. Research shows that thimerosal does not cause ASD. In fact, a 2004 scientific review by the IOM concluded that "the evidence favors rejection of a causal relationship between thimerosal–containing vaccines and autism." Since 2003, there have been nine CDC-funded or conducted studies[PDF - 357 KB] that have found no link between thimerosal-containing vaccines and ASD, as well as no link between the measles, mumps, and rubella (MMR) vaccine and ASD in children."  Additionally, as a precautionary measure, thimersol was drastically reduced or elimated from vaccines."