In other CJPM news today, there was another mass killing in Bullseye (Texas) where 26 innocent bystanders were shot dead by a single dart thrown randomly by a non-descript person who was screaming wildly and repeatedly: "What's the Point?"  Fortunately, the aggressor was struck down by a local pedestrian (Dart Vaders) who -- when interviewed by the police -- proudly stated: "I always carry a dart with me.  I'm one of the good guys.  I aim to protect people against dart violence perpetrated by the bad ones." Dart Vaders was lauded by President Trump: "If it weren't for this man's heroic effort, thousands more would be dead right now.  Good thing he was carrying a dart.  This is not a dart issue; it's all about mental illness."  The National Dart Association delined to comment.