Amen!  The bible is the literal word of Jesus.  Pay attention sinners, you shall be smote for:

"Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." Leviticus 19:19

"Ye shall not round the corners of your heads." Leviticus 19:27

"She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand." Deuteronomy 25:11-12

"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ." Ephesians 6:5 NLT

"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off shall be admitted to the assembly of the LORD." Deuteronomy 23:1 NRSV