When I hear about this lot fighting away, I often remember the saying that 'when the elephants fight the grass gets flattened' but would prefer to rewrite it to say something like 'when the cockroaches fight the floor gets slippery'. Sounds to me like Mbabigmouth has been ordered by Showerhead to put the knife into a guy that's lost his usefulness? When the Bern toils and so on.....with apologies to Ernest Hemingway.