So diplomas are now given out just for high school attendance.  But isn't this discriminatory?  How can you demand that kids to go school?  What if some kids don't want to?  This is America, you can't make kids do stuff they don't want to do!  So why not just post a diploma on a web site.  Anchorage kids can fill in their name and print out their diploma when they feel like it.  Just drag a diploma to the web site check-out cart.  Self-graduation.  This option would allow Anchorage to slash the school budget by 98%.  Property tax payers would be happy and kids would be no less educated than today.