Another hilarious offering.  I love the running joke about harassing and bullying when someone is responding to your posts.  Not quite as funny as claiming to be involved in international commerce because one processes wire transfers for a bank, but still, quite funny.  Vice president, too rich, although that title does get handed out like candy these days.  And the threats of going to the admins, exquisite!  Careful, though, they might look at your postings and the way you cleverly hijack threads, and miss the genius of your humor.  I have to leave now, dart game coming up.  God Bless!