Timely article:
This is what I did last night:
1. Changed the oil in my wife's car (I'm not sure she even knows cars need oil)
2. Washed my wife's car (in three years she has never once washed it)

And the night before:
1. Hauled the lawnmower out and tamed what is known as our yard, moving not more than three dozen plastic toys and a cedar playhouse in the process

On the horizon, I will be 
1. Replacing the strut mount on the SUV
2. Changing and harmonic damper the belts on the SUV
3. Figuring out why the brakes squeal on the SUV

So, girls you want trade places? Climbing under cars, spilling toxic chemicals, getting filthy. Searching part numbers on the internet?

How many knuckles have you busted up folding laundry?

And what was my wife doing? Watching TV.