Political correctness (or Satire...not sure which) runs amok!!!! LOL.....An armed felon (burglary, weapon, assault, endangering, menacing, property damage) is described in the headlines as an "uninvited house guest"???  Paaaaleese!!! 
I imagine the next felony drug dealer arrested will be described as an "unlicensed pharmacist"....and it goes downhill from there!!!!!!