I agree with your sticking up for those who don't like fireworks, nice.   I was shocked by Springfield personal fireworks our first year back, 2012, some rockets even passing over 4 lanes of traffic.   

As a kid who loved fireworks, bottle rockets, firecrackers, roman candles, spinners, snakes, I certainly meant no harm and was never injured or, hurt other people or property.    I would observe that your harsh insults of those who support fireworks is unfair to those who see it as family entertainment.  Giggles of glee from my kids running with sparklers is a wonderful memory.

Best solution I've seen are friends that had rural farms and invited guest to come out to enjoy fireworks away from those who found them irritating, and in some cases emotionally or physically painful.

Just a suggestion to consider a new strategy to win friends and influence people, (regards to D. Carnegie)