Kind of weird that the gladiators get no money in exchange for the chance to get brain damage and early dementia, but their "coaches" get paid a fortune, though none of those people ever take one risk. Kind of weird that the University allows this miserable gladiator sport, seeing as how it brags how it upholds human decency and safety standards.

The medical evidence is in, it is overwhelming indicative of serious potential for brain damage to young minds. Train them in math class, and destroy them for the joy of the screaming crowds, and the enrichment of Nike and others. 
Padlock Autzen Stadium. Not the popular thing, but it is the adult thing.
Hugh Massengill, Eugene