Seriously who talks like this?  I am public school edumacated, I like baseball, apple pie and I drive a Ford, hunt a little, fish a lot and I have 2 US Flags flying at my house. 

I bet he won't have a good ol' American made hot dog and if the FedEx man stops by with a free My Pillow order he won't accept it because they advertise on the wrong news channel. I own 4 BTW and love them!  

Johaan has to be a barrel of laughs around the camp fire.