Dear PQ:
It is with heartfelt sadness that I pen this note. I feel we have irreconcilable differences and we are at an impasse in our communal relationship.
We that in mind, an amicable split of the common assets and divorce is the other way I see for both of us to have what we want.
Please have your solicitor contact us in the near future - sooner preferably than later - and we can expedite the process for your emancipation to free you of the yoke of domination that you think the RoC is for you.
No hard feelings, I wish you all the best and if we can engage in mutual trade and other issues to work on together, I think that would be great.
John Q. Public
in the RoC