BREAKING NEWS:  Spicer, Flynn, Priebus, Saramucci  to compete on Dancing With the Stars.  Sessions tentatively agrees to be guest judge, but may become contestant.  Kelly in negotiations but awaiting decisions by Ivanka and Jared Kushner.  Bannon breaking with the pack, guest starring as Senior Advisor ("Hand") to Night King on Game of Thrones.  Eric and Don Jr. Trump replacing Jim Carrey and  Jeff Daniels in D&D franchise.  New film working title:  "Who's the Dumber-est?"