The planet Leyton lives on is called "Port Angeles."   

Port Angeles is different from Vancouver in many, many ways. Apparently, arrogant bikers are one of those ways. 

What is WRONG with you people?  Where bike noise is a problem, it should be addressed.  Make your local law enforcement do their jobs.  

But don't come barging into our hometown paper insulting us, just because it isn't a problem where we live.