it doesn't have to be a burning skyscraper to be deadly ....that's like a too much TV observation.  and i'm talking of fighting fires on my neighbor's roof.. not giving CPR.  a "bonked" head on a basketball court?  you think the kid was playing it up?  you wouldn't have called 911?
 I don't believe you understand the whole first responder concept. they don't send out a pre-first responder to investigate and interview to see what kind of responder is needed...if any.  and yes.  911 should definitely be trained to examine and determine a medical diagnosis, over the phone, and ? make a follow up appointment?  write a prescription?
I think your post is silly and not thought out in the least.