{shrug} Smarmy condescension aside, perhaps you need to understand the difference between a computer simulation and actual observations on the real world.  

"... vast majority of the most esteemed climate scientists are warning us ... we are close to the point of no return of runaway global warming ..."   Nonsense.   

"... People are dying TODAY due to lack of food, water, etc. due to climate change ..."   Nonsense.

"... the Syrian crisis is in part a result of climate change ..."   The Syrian crisis is brought on by tyrannical, corrupt government.  Note that other nations in the immediate area, with the same climate impacts (Israel, Cyprus, Jordan), aren't starving or migrating by the millions.

"... Buckle your bike helmet ..."  Better not.  The synthetic material came right out of an oil well (as did the tires and seat cushion material on that bike).   Wear a soup pot instead.  ;-)

Google up 'Holocene Optimum' sometime, and reflect on what it implies for your philosophy.