Looks like Seaton's 'constituents' got exactly what they voted for. Not enough Pork to go around, so them dadgum chillen' gotta take some cuts! Make them all read from the front of the class, using the one textbook they can afford. While holding an umbrella to keep that pesky rain off, since the roof won't be repaired. Meanwhile, back at the Taj Mahawker II, Seaton will have his aide throw another bundle of dollar bills on the fire so he can be warm and comfy whilst he nestles back in his leather office chair.

Sickening.