LOL.  You are so funny.  You are a gov employee.  I've been (sadly) hooked into gov agencies since 1999.   I think one of the qualities gov folks look for to serve them is how well they speak 'gobble gook'  Those who do it while looking interested and sincere rise quickly in LCOG and other gov agencies.  

I can assure you that my friend, JadedJade would excel as JP but she doesn't speak your language so I know ........she'd never be hired, (sorry Jade).  I have some emails from a mgr/super of LCOG.......one of the many.......and it's great fun reading: The voice of those emails  is polite but patronizing.......rationalizes and justifies any and all actions of her 'little family' and took responsibility for no wrongdoing.  I printed them out and framed them.  

I bet you  are really bozievich aren't you!  LOL.  L2G