Trump is so self serving that his only interest in the UK is to get it to pressure Scotland to move the offshore wind turbines away from his Aberdeen golf course. He had the nerve to ask Nigel Farage to intervene, and no doubt the mouthy little weasel is trying to do his orange-hued puppet-master's bidding.

Trump doesn't understand the extent that Scottish independence will make his conflict of interest request impossible to meet. And when the UK, and May, fail to serve his own selfish interests, we'll hear a totally different story about how untrustworthy and unfair, horrible, or whatever, the Brits are.

This is going to be an interesting four years or less, but it's not likely to be very pleasant for anyone without an overcomb or orange skin.