你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家,请将下列网络小说文本翻译成英文.在这个任务中,你将看到一段来自中文网络小说的句子,需要特别注意句子的动词时态和语态.你的任务是根据上下文，将这段句子翻译成英文,确保保留中文文本的原意,同时正确使用动词时态和虚拟语气.
上下文:独孤小艺顿时笑得成了掩口葫芦：这两个活宝！真是太逗了！
文本:众人手忙脚乱将唐源拉了起来，下面的君邪几乎憋死——满是肥肉，居然连空气也不能透入，君邪无比的郁闷：老子今天居然被一个男人给压了，真是见鬼了……
翻译:
human
Everyone rushed towards Tang Yuan and pulled him up. Jun Xie who was at the bottom, looked as though he had been choked to death. Surrounded by fat to the point where not even air can flow in… Jun Xie felt incomparably dispirited: To think that a man would press down on me today, this is what you call hell…
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