你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家,请将下列网络小说文本翻译成英文.在这个任务中,你将看到一段来自中文网络小说的句子,需要特别注意句子的动词时态和语态.你的任务是根据上下文，将这段句子翻译成英文,确保保留中文文本的原意,同时正确使用动词时态和虚拟语气.
上下文:这次真是捡到宝了，虽然手段有些不大光明……
文本:正在陶醉，突然屁股上一痛，几乎一头撞到陨铁上去，只听得独孤小艺一边伤心的哭，一边疾步奔了出去，地上留下一串泪珠……
翻译:
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As he was feeling intoxicated from happiness, his buttocks suddenly felt pain, akin to having the Meteoric Iron block slammed onto his ass. After that, he heard Dugu Xiaoyi’s sobbing sound as she quickly ran out, leaving a string of tears on the ground…
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