你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家.在这个任务中,你将看到一段来自中文网络小说的句子,需要特别注意句子的动词时态和语态.你的任务是将这段句子翻译成英文,确保保留中文文本的原意,同时正确使用动词时态和虚拟语气.
文本:如果被银袍少年知道他们心中所想，一定会泪流满面，十万只泥马啊，我恃才傲物个头，刚被人敲了两榔头！
翻译:
If this silver gowned youth found out what they were thinking, he would have definitely burst into tears. Proud of my own abilities my ass; I was just smashed in the head twice!
如果被银袍少年知道他们心中所想，一定会泪流满面，十万只泥马啊，我恃才傲物个头，刚被人敲了两榔头！