你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家.在这个任务中,你将看到一段来自中文网络小说的句子,需要特别注意句子的动词时态和语态.你的任务是将这段句子翻译成英文,确保保留中文文本的原意,同时正确使用动词时态和虚拟语气.
文本:现在石特助内心已经一片死寂，此时此刻他彻底相信了，后面坐的这俩人，绝对是千年难遇的一对，聊别人的八卦不仅在当事人面前火热的聊起来，后来竟然还讨论起来了，真真是绝配！
翻译:
Now Assistant Sare was dead inside. At this point, he was convinced that the two people sitting in the back were a once-in-a-millennium couple. Not only were they talking about him in front of him, but they were laughing at him. They really fitted each other perfectly!
现在石特助内心已经一片死寂，此时此刻他彻底相信了，后面坐的这俩人，绝对是千年难遇的一对，聊别人的八卦不仅在当事人面前火热的聊起来，后来竟然还讨论起来了，真真是绝配！