你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家.在这个任务中,你将看到一段来自中文网络小说的句子,需要特别注意句子的动词时态和语态.你的任务是将这段句子翻译成英文,确保保留中文文本的原意,同时正确使用动词时态和虚拟语气.
文本:君莫笑这是在卖东西的摆摊，东西放上标了价，过来人看到觉得合适点了就走了，系舟生怕眼前这哥们太过殷勤，二话不说上来点他十下八下，那自己不就苦逼了？
翻译:
Lord Grim was the seller who set up the booth. The goods were sitting there with their price tags. If anyone walked by and felt like they were a good price, then they could just buy it and walk away. Bound Boat was afraid that that brother would be too gallant and buy eight or ten without a moment of hesitation. If that were the case, how terrible would that be for him?
君莫笑这是在卖东西的摆摊，东西放上标了价，过来人看到觉得合适点了就走了，系舟生怕眼前这哥们太过殷勤，二话不说上来点他十下八下，那自己不就苦逼了？