你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家.在这个任务中,你将看到一段来自中文网络小说的句子,需要特别注意句子的动词时态和语态.你的任务是将这段句子翻译成英文,确保保留中文文本的原意,同时正确使用动词时态和虚拟语气.
文本:“匪夷所思，敏锐警觉的二爷竟然有走神到有人到了面前也毫不知情的时候，啧！啧！二爷，我必须问一句，你刚刚表情那么陶醉、眼神那么痴，难不成是在思春？”陆小三一副发现了新大陆的骄傲样子。
翻译:
It's unbelievable that the vigilant Mr. Chum was so distracted that he didn't even know when someone came in front of him. Tsk! tsk! Mr. Chum, I must ask you just now that your expression was so intoxicated and your eyes were so crazy, could it be that you were longing for love? Larry Louis said with an appearance of some pride, as if he had discovered the New World.
“匪夷所思，敏锐警觉的二爷竟然有走神到有人到了面前也毫不知情的时候，啧！啧！二爷，我必须问一句，你刚刚表情那么陶醉、眼神那么痴，难不成是在思春？”陆小三一副发现了新大陆的骄傲样子。