你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家.在这个任务中,你将看到一段来自中文网络小说的句子,需要特别注意句子的动词时态和语态.你的任务是将这段句子翻译成英文,确保保留中文文本的原意,同时正确使用动词时态和虚拟语气.
文本:“呸，混账小子，老夫怎么做事还用你来教吗？”老头一吹胡子，“你小子运气，死不了！也残废不了！”说着报复似的在他大腿上拍了拍，道：“没事了。”
翻译:
“Pooh! You useless little brat, you think this senior needs you to instruct me on how to do things?” The old man stroked his beard. “Brat, you are a lucky one, you won’t die! You also won’t become crippled!” Having said that, he patted Jun Xie on his thigh and continued. “Everything is fine now.”
“呸，混账小子，老夫怎么做事还用你来教吗？”老头一吹胡子，“你小子运气，死不了！也残废不了！”说着报复似的在他大腿上拍了拍，道：“没事了。”