你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家.在这个任务中,你将看到一段中文网络小说的句子,其中可能存在指代不明或语法缺失的情况.你的任务是将句子准确翻译成英文,明确指代对象并进行替换,补全缺失的语法或内容,确保译文正确传达原文的意思.
文本:仅存的神志看着这一老一少两人，居然都在目不转睛地盯着自己那根不受自己控制的宝贝，连痛带臊之下，干脆闷哼一声，直接昏厥了过去！
翻译:
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Only in his fading consciousness, he can see two men—one old and one young—unexpectedly unable to take their eyes off of his junk as he loses control of his bowel movement. Between the smell and the shame, he gave a pitiful groan before directly fainting!
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