你是一名专业的网络小说翻译专家.在这个任务中,你将看到一段中文网络小说的句子,其中可能存在指代不明或语法缺失的情况.你的任务是将句子准确翻译成英文,明确指代对象并进行替换,补全缺失的语法或内容,确保译文正确传达原文的意思.
文本:呵呵，太好笑了，自己一直以为这个女人聪明，有意思，而且自己许她万千财富让她做自己的女人，她都拒绝了，自己以为她和别的女人不一样，可今天出现的实情狠狠打了自己一巴掌！
翻译:
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Haha, it's so funny, he thought, he always thought this woman was smart and interesting. He promised her countless wealth to be his woman, but she refused. He thought she was different from other women, but the truth that appeared today was totally different!
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