ENUMA ELIS: mayo 2009
Posted by Enuma Elis at 5/26/2009 04:09:00 a. m. 1 comentario:
Seguro que exigiron que a cámara estivese detrás dun espello destes tipo policía no que se viran reflejados... qué juapos que somos!
De todos é conocido por algún post anterior que o tipejo ese chamado Leo Jiménez, ex saratoga e ahora x-travaganzza (xa xa chiste malo.. XD) non me cae chispa. Aparte dunhas maneiras chulescas vomitivas sobre o escenario de "yo soy el mejor rock star del mundo, alabadme nenitas" e a súa forma de cantar que moitos consideran de calidad, pero que a mín causame desidia e cansancio por repunantes gorgoritos ouyeah... agora traenos unha "nova" para atraer a público ó seu concierto.
Bueno, antes de nada decir que temos concierto en Vigo deste individuo, na Fábrica de Chocolate este sábado 23 de Maio.
Acompañaranos un grupo que ainda que parezca incrible son ainda peores ca calquera dos grupos nos que está o Mr. Guapiño, uns tal Infernoise que son unha tremenda e infumable caca de la vaca.
Fan unha especie de power groove thrash copia exacta de Pantera, pero facendo cancións que nin as peores na peor época dos de Dimebag.
www.myspace.com/infernoisemusic
A cousa é que os individuos estes de Leo, que por certo, Vigo está cheo de carteles do seu concerto (...igual que no resto de conciertos de metal non?) ocurréuselles unha idea.. pero mellor lela do seu propio puño e letra:
No lo dudes!!!! Nos lo pasaremos en grande!!!!
A todo esto, o que se fai chamar co estúpido nombre de IX Valieri é o guitarrista de Leo e tamén de Infernoise.
Pois ahí o tedes...
Dudeino por un momento, asi que me fun á paxina oficial do Leo este e ahí estaba, así que é verídico ó 100%
Non sei... podería empezar a despotricar sobre dita banda de Gilipollas (con G maiúscula) e sobre si de verdade o machismo forma parte ou non do rock e do metal hoxe en día...
Eu o que creo é que realmente este tipo teno tan subido o de ser un genio del metal que dá puñetero asco... a todo esto...véuseme á cabeza o outro asqueroso del metal, Mr. Txus di Fellatio de Mägo de Oz. Dame igual que a idea fose do outro con nombre de detergente ou non, porque ó fin e ó cabo é Leo o jefillo do seu grupo, e con ese comunicado na súa páxina oficial é coma se o publicase él mesmo.
Non sei quén se cree que son, pero eso de incitar ás nenitas de 15 anos a que se suban ó escenario para que "se desnuden" ante eles, os maaaaaaaximos Rockstars do panorama Internacional (jah!) e que "se mostren" non sei con qué aviesas intencións......................
bueno, sí sei... pero vou evitar calificativos demasiado serios, ainda que todos os temos na cabeciña. Todos sabemos qué franja de idade teñen as rapaciñas que van ver a estes esperpentos...
Entón, poñéndonos un pouco serios, por un lado temos a actitude sexista e machista dun individuo/s X, pero por outro lado e mal que nos pese para os que somos aficionados ó metal, este individuo é un abanderado do heavy metal no país. Alguén que debería portar algún tipo de responsabilidade moral sabendo que é punto de mira e reflexo para outras personas e fans. ¿Qué está intentando demostrar con actitudes tan ... indefinibles coma ésta...?¿son o máis guay, o máis rockstar, o máis do máis... arrogante???
Así que xa sabedes, dá igual que sexades feas (é moito o destes gilipollas), guapas, gordas ou delgadas, a cousa é "divertirse" coa banda... (incluso podedes convertirvos en "groupies oficiales" se dades coa talla ;) abájatelas brajas!)
Eu desde aquí animo a desprestixiar a personaxes coma estes e bandas coma esta de tales impresentables.
Ninguén debería ir a Vigo a velos. Animo a deixalos solos no seu concierto.
Que (se) toquen entre eles. A ver si descubren algo novo e lles gusta máis que este tipo de incitacións.
Se se enteran os dos telediarios poñennos a todos os "jevis" de patas pa baixo, se xa de por sí estamos suficientemente crucificados neste país.
Veña chicas, que igual vos leva despois polo arenal a bailar un reggaeton... "mojaos" para Leo....
A todo esto, estou oíndo unha entrevista deles no Rafabasa, e oficialmente poido decir que lles falta un par de vraos a ambos individuos cando falan do concurso en cuestión.
Ademáis o Vilineri este dice que quere facer como un club de fans por internet ou algo así de las "chicas del detergente" en cada pueblo para que se vaian enseñando as tetas polos seus conciertos ó redor do país....
cooooomo me molo e qué rockstar que soy....
Abaixo con Leo-037!
Por cierto, todos os que critican a Stravaganzza e Leo, son en palabras de Leo Jimenez: "pesaos frikis" xa me dou por alulido XD... sisi seremos os demáis... é o que teñen as estrellas del rock... que o resto somos bazofia que critica por criticar detrás dun ordenador... seguídevolo crendo.
...buuuuuf logo de esta noticia e oír a estes 2 elementos durante a media hora larga da entrevista a miña antipatía multiplicouse ata cotas insospechadas...
Posted by Enuma Elis at 5/21/2009 04:57:00 p. m. 4 comentarios:
Labels: concert, funny metal
Alternavigo 2009 - Novos fichajes II
Amon Amarth súmanse ó día de metal.
Posted by Enuma Elis at 5/20/2009 10:00:00 a. m. 4 comentarios:
Dimmu Borgir lánzase ó comic!
O que me faltaba por ver, logo de que Lordi xa fixeran o propio fai uns anos, cun cómic que anda por ahí pola casa en finés... moi bonito de ver, porque polo demás non me entero nin papa... "Dimmu Borgir: Dark Fortress" é o novo merchandising que sacan os noruegos.
¿Seguirán á competición con Lordi na cadena de hamburgueserías e "rocktaurantes"?
Bueno, así o nombre xa famoso entre detractores do grupo tería alomenos un uso
"Dimmu Burger, con happy meal e festas de cumpleanos a organizar! Proooximamente no teu pueblo!"
Ah que non sabíades que Lordi tamén tiñan hamburguesas hehe
dádelle unha visual:
http://www.rocktaurant.com/menu2_en.html
"con carne de lordi chamuscada no inferno marca da casa, as hamburguesas saben mellor ;) qué son 10 € de nada???!"
Ollo co Viiiiiiiiiiiip price de un supeeeeeeerdescuento de 1 peaso Euro! sólo si eres fan de verdad reconocerás dónde está a calidad...
"Terminal Press and Nuclear Blast Records have teamed up for one of the most brutal comics of the year with “Dimmu Borgir: Dark Fortress.” This is the first in a series of books influenced by the lyrical, artistic and musical concepts from Nuclear Blast’s polarizing roster of bands translated into the comic medium by the creative teams at Terminal Press.
“Dimmu Borgir: Dark Fortress” will be available later this year from Terminal Press."
http://www.terminalpress.com/index.php/tp-blog/
Posted by Enuma Elis at 5/19/2009 08:14:00 p. m. No hay comentarios:
Labels: funny, funny metal
A! Metal Night
Bands: Mongollica (Metallica cover band) + Ephemereal (Death Metal) + Nocheni (Heavy-Rock)
Day: 16th March 2009
Place: Sala A! - Vigo
Teño algún problema de indecisión de qué lengua usar para este post, pero vou segui-la miña política de facer os concertos en inglés ainda que este sexa un evento certamente local.
Last saturday we had in Vigo one of the biggest metal parties I have ever been. People from pubs of Santiago de Compostela and Vigo were organizing this event. It consisted in 3 galician bands playing and different lotteries.
I guess the experience was positive cause I could see in that place more people than in other concerts like Behemoth, Firewind or After Forever.
Anyway, the thing started a bit later than thought cause of soccer and because of usual spanish behaviour XD
First band playing were Ephemereal. They did a kind of agressive Death Metal with technical touch. Well, sound wasnt the best so we quite guessed that technical part. Anyway, their songs were not the most brilliant thing on Earth. Seemed like they played the random buttom when uniting parts of a song and it could last 3 min. or 9 min. because structures just didnt exist.
I didnt like at all them, even not liking too much their attitude, but that's a more personal view.
I can say they had nice guitars (I know, I'm a bit rough, but...)
Beer comes beer goes... friends come friends go.. lots of familiar faces in the place...
and the first lottery of guitars...
Seems they draw for 3 guitars, each one of them signed by one rock star. I know there was one signed by Gary Moore and another by Doro Pesch.. third.. no idea.
And that's probably the only black point of the night. The prize was a bit unclear, I mean, they just told one number and the winner came... but... much later, almost at 5:00 AM they told this is the guitar and this is the winner. I asked my friends and none heared any number. And the third one.. I dont know but if they wanted to make a lottery at 8:00 AM not too much people would wait for that. We left at 6:00 AM almost and we decided that waiting more in the place wasnt worth. Besides, 50% of the people already left when we went away. Strange draw.
The second band was Nocheni. An old band that I have seen 2 or 3 concerts already. They are quite different from the previous ones, softer and melodic rock-metal. My friend told me it was the first time that he saw a keyboardist-singer.. indeed it's a bit strange, seems like he is a politician XD
Nocheni - Los Rockeros Van Al Infierno
Their music isnt anything special, but it works in live. They made public to enjoy and I think everyone of us was pretty satisfied with their show. A cover song from the classic band Barón Rojo, some funny remixes and games with audience and some free shirts that the singer throwed to us was just perfect with their effective music and performance.
Sound was as well much better than with Ephemereal.
Again a bit long waiting, again beer comes beer goes... and the last band was coming: Mongollica came dressed like mexican pressing fighters/ghosts with long clothes. I have no idea what's the point of that or the relation with Metallica (maybe that Metallica is dead and they come playing the old and only one good stuff they ever made?). They played all the typical songs of the americans and people enjoyed a lot, we saw even some moshing and the place was full and cheering up (quite unbeliavable in this place). The concert was completely satisfactory, listening those songs in live is always interesting and captivating...
Summing up, a night to remember, first because it's not usual at all seeing so many "metal people" in the same place. Just in 80's metal concerts you can see it here, though a lot, we still think there should be much more people there, but some might be tired or didnt want to spend more money because the previous night there was a concert in that same place (Doro).
And second cause in general was a total entertainment. Hope we can have more of this kind of parties and people start going out to see music in live instead of complaining at home that big bands dont come close...
Posted by Enuma Elis at 5/18/2009 12:11:00 a. m. 5 comentarios: