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 There's never a better time to be in rehab than when you're getting busted back home. 
 
 Jesse James was cited for vandalism Thursday for allegedly roughing up a paparazzo's car that was parked near his Orange County bike shop last week, a run-in that has also resulted in a stalking citation for the shutterbug. 
 
 A citation is equivalent to an arrest, according to Long Beach Police Sgt. Dina Zapalski. It will be up to city prosecutors to press charges, she said. 
 
 Photographer Ulises Rios and James made dueling citizen's arrests March 25 after getting into it outside of West Coast Choppers. 
 
 Now, the pesky thing about those paparazzi is, they carry cameras... 
 
 Rios' attorney, Mark Hashaulter, says that video footage shot by his client shows James confronting him and his SUV sitting there with two slashed tires, a dented door and a scratched window. 
 
 Hashaulter says he met with detectives from the LBPD's violent crimes unit to turn over a copy of the tape. 
 
 There has been no comment yet from James' camp. 
 
 The 40-year-old Hitler mocker checked into an Arizona treatment facility a week ago to deal with "personal issues" in the wake of reports that he repeatedly cheated on wife Sandra Bullock and engaged in various other forms of dumbass behavior. 
 
 Bullock—or her car, anyway—was photographed for the first time in two weeks yesterday going to and from her home in the Hollywood Hills to the home of longtime family friend Gabriel Brener. 
 
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 Before there were tattooed Bombshells, there was holy matrimony, as seen in our Sandra Bullock & Jesse James' Monster Love gallery. ||||| Jeffrey Mayer/Getty Images; Vince Bucci/Getty Images 
 
 The story gets worse and worse: Jesse James, Sandra Bullock's hubby, has now apologized for his "bad judgment" following reported stories about kinky sex with tattooed porn hussy Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. Could it get any worse for the lovable Bullock, who just won her Oscar? 
 
 Yes. 
 
 Sources who know Bullock quite well say they have good reason to believe the tabloid stories breaking right now are not just Jesse and Michelle's doing: 
 
 "I guarantee you Jesse's ex wife, Janine Lindemulder, had a hand in this," claims a longtime professional colleague. "[Jesse and Janine] hate each other, and remember, there was that horrible custody fight." 
 
 The Bullock crony was referring to Lindemulder's brutal court battle over the former couple's child; James was awarded custody in the end. Bullock was helping James raise the child while Lindemulder went to prison for tax evasion, battled drug recovery and was labeled an "unfit" parent by James. 
 
 "They are the same person," continued the Bullock source, regarding Lindemulder and McGee, "tattooed, the porn, the same conniving...I know they know each other—Janine got Michele to do this out of revenge, I promise you." 
 
 Now, hold on a minute: 
 
 Just because both women slut it up for cash and love to ink themselves as much as they do promote themselves doesn't mean they're in collusion. Or does it? 
 
 Lindemulder is currently in a halfway house, but her husband, Jeremy Aikman, says he and his wife do not know Michelle. Aikman is speaking to his wife at this time to see if she wants to comment further. 
 
 Stand by for that sound bite is all I have to say. 
 
 This story is far from over. A shame Sandy's great moment was so short-lived, huh? 
 
 Dudes just suck. 
 
 —Additional reporting by Lindsay Miller 
 
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 Check out our Sandra Bullock & Jesse James' Monster Love gallery to see the couple's happier memories.
– More Nazi photos, more stripping, more custody fights: The Jesse James-Sandra Bullock mess beats on. The latest, courtesy of TMZ and Radar: James’ own Nazi photo, which both gossip sites have seen, is being shopped. In the 2-year-old image, he’s reportedly wearing an SS hat, making the Nazi salute, and holding two fingers under his nose in what appears to be an imitation of Hitler’s mustache; there’s a model airplane in the background that looks like the kind flown by the Third Reich. James’ ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, decided to ramp up her custody battle again since the cheating allegations came out. James and Bullock initially won full custody of 6-year-old daughter Sunny, but Lindemulder thinks Bullock will file for divorce—leading a judge to perhaps grant Lindemulder partial custody. McGee has gone back to her roots—stripping. TMZ has a video of her dancing at a San Diego nightclub last week. Don't expect McGee to stop talking about James anytime soon. Sources say she's looking for a $100,000 payday in exchange for another story—for more on what she might reveal, click here.