This weekend's Zach Galifianakis-helmed "Saturday Night Live" saw another "Fox & Friends" cold open, this time spoofing the conservative morning show's reaction to NBA-player Jason Collins coming out. 
 
 Hosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson & Brian Kilmeade (Taran Killam, Vanessa Bayer & Bobby Moynihan respectively) explained that we need to stop calling Collins a hero simply for revealing an "embarrassing secret." They then, of course, revealed their own secrets that don't make them heroes. 
 
 The segment went on to an interview with NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg (Fred Armisen) and wrapped up, as ever, with a riotous list of corrections. Watch the segment above and then see all of this week's corrections below. 
 
 This Week's "Fox & Friends" corrections, courtesy of SNL's tumblr: 
 
 Kentucky Derby losers are not turned into Ikea meatballs. 
 
 Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did not accidentally blow up vowels in his own name. 
 
 The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco de Mayo. 
 
 President Obama does not want to take away T-shirt guns. 
 
 Most women have only two breasts. 
 
 The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band. 
 
 Scientology was not founded by I Ron Man. 
 
 Bangladesh is not an 80s metal band. 
 
 Peeking at ladies’ butts is not a background check. 
 
 Actual crows do have feet. 
 
 Pot pie is legal in every state. 
 
 The California wildfires are not a soccer team. 
 
 Jason Collins was not turned gay by a Washington Wizard. 
 
 The NRA is not a branch of government. 
 
 Foreign visas do not let Russian students go on shopping sprees. 
 
 Rick Moranis was never put on death row for shrinking his children. 
 
 New York exists outside the mind of Billy Joel. 
 
 A French press is not lifting weights with your tongue out. 
 
 Lena Dunham is not a girl ventriloquist. 
 
 Number 2 pencils are not sad that they lost. 
 
 Plan B birth control is not masturbating. 
 
 Justin Bieber and Anne Frank were not an item. 
 
 President Obama did not just wake up in Mexico. 
 
 F.A.A. does not stand for “Fart A**, A**” 
 
 Croquettes are not female crocodiles. 
 
 Kanye West is not an African American vacation destination. 
 
 Syria is not Arabic for “serious.” 
 
 Rice and beans are edible. Ricin beans are not. 
 
 Casual Friday is not in the Bill of Rights. 
 
 Sam Adams was not too drunk to sign the Constitution. 
 
 The Gitmo prisoners are not working on their bodies. 
 
 Force feeding is not how Jedi’s eat. 
 
 Kevin Costner does not live in Watertown. 
 
 Smurfs are not elected. 
 
 Smurfs are not appointed. 
 
 Smurfs are cartoons. 
 
 Aretha Franklin and Patti Labelle have been in the same room together. 
 
 Anytime minutes don’t let you call the future. 
 
 4 and 3 are not basically the same thing. 
 
 Rock beats scissors. 
 
 Zach Braff is not the sound a trumpet makes. 
 
 Also on HuffPost: ||||| Well, everyone. Thank you so much for participating in this conversation for the past two weeks. We truly appreciate it. Thanks for watching CNN as well during the RNC and DNC, and using this spot to add another element to your viewing experience. We'll be back again throughout the next two months as we approach election day. See you at the debates and more! 
 
 necessity is the mother of reflection… & truth www.breitbart.com 
 
 Celebrity I was most excited to see in-person at #DNC2012: Biff Henderson of @Late_Show fame. Check out his report: bit.ly 
 
 Stranded in Richmond? The Jefferson Hotel is really nice. #guardianangeltweets 
 
 Nebraska/ UCLA...great way to spend a Saturday night! 
 
 Can't wait to see "1000 hot dogs" listed on Oct FEC report MT @MarlenaCNN: Romney/NASCAR from pool: Campaign bought all 1,000 hot dogs there 
 
 MT @MarlenaCNN: Per @StreitfeldCNN - Romney will no longer start NASCAR race off with, "drivers, start your engines" due to rain delay 
 
 Get ready for Saturday @CNNSitRoom which begins now. And don't forget to see something new & exciting Monday on our show. 
 
 Gotta wonder if Clinton responds to Romney's comments on MTP when he's on trail for Obama next wk in FL. 
 
 Jubilee, Olympics, Paralympics, now #lastnightoftheproms - what a year to be British. 
 
 Romney's praise for Clinton fascinating but not surprising. He's repeatedly used 42 in ads to bash Obama. 
 
 The #USOpen is just like the #RNC2012 & #DNC2012: they were held on the exact same 2 weeks & all getting jerked around by Mother Nature 
 
 #USOpen suspends play due to weather threat. McEnroe: why wasn't 2nd men's semi played earlier; why even start if u know bad weather afoot? 
 
 .@Beyonce, #TanMom and #HoneyBooBoo are all on premiere of #AndersonLive Monday. Co-host is @KChenoweth! andr.tv @Anderson 
 
 Olympic gold medalist & Wimbledon finalist @Andy_Murray having a great 2012. He just advanced to @usopen final. Party at Prince Harry's 
 
 Something new & exciting coming to @CNNSitRoom Monday. Watch 4-7PM ET 
 
 The @MittRomney campaign not spending $$ in Wisconsin & Michigan. Have they given up there? Watch Saturday @CNNSitRoom 6PM ET 
 
 If @BarackObama can win OH & IA (where unemploy. @ 7.2 & 5.3%) it puts him at 261 & Romney has to run board to win WH bit.ly 
 
 Sundays at Hank's Oyster Bar features Shuck and Spin from 9:30 until 11:30pm. Enjoy classic vinyl and $1 oysters. Bring your favorite vinyl! 
 
 Hank's Oyster Bar has some specialty cocktails. Here's a sample "Old Salt." Looking forward to gardening and watching football. Enjoying! 
 
 What's on your menu? @gwtweets with the Class of 2016. This is the Freshman Day of Service. Today, they will serve DC residents. Thank you 
 
 Things looking good for the T20 World Cup without KP....if you like losing. #EnglandBetterWithoutKevinPietersen 
 
 80-6 #EnglandBetterWithoutKevinPietersen 
 
 On my way to start recording new #LifeStories series in London - starts next Friday, Sep 14, ITV1, 9pm, with the great Sir Roger Moore. 
 
 Beast RT @Nationals: SPECIAL DELIVERY! Watch Michael Morse send one into the stands to tie the score in the 8th: atmlb.com #Nats 
 
 Concord, MA bans bottled water. But oh no. It doesn't add up. on.cnn.com 
 
 Vladimir Putin dresses like a bird and Hillary likes it...watch: on.cnn.com #outfront 
 
 .@RosieR13 thanks, I am a little sleepy tonight 
 
 Another visitor to #Yosemite dies from #hantavirus, new info about how many people may have been exposed and how it spreads @AC360 8p, 10p 
 
 Britain's #PrinceHarry reports for duty in #Afghanistan. Details @AC360 8p, 10p 
 
 President #Obama touts the new jobs created but what kind of jobs are they really? We investigate @AC360 8p, 10p 
 
 Back in NY, about to go live on @AC360. We take you out on campaign trail with #Romney and #Obama 
 
 Romney on Obama in Nashua: "He just doesn't know how to make America strong again. 
 
 I think I know the answer...but the #USMNT aren't on tv tonight are they? 
 
 Romney at Nashua event: "The American people had expected him to deliver on his promises." 
 
 Romney at Nashua event as crowd struggles to hold up "Mitt" sign: I can't quite read that but I'm sure it's great. 
 
 Ann Romney at Nashua event: "We are here to tell you that help is on the way." 
 
 Ayotte up for Romney now in NH. "Mitt Romney has lived bipartisan leadership." 
 
 Makes sense to me. RT @bkappCBS: Local NH GOPer Jeb Bradley just told Romney crowd: "Hope plus hope equals no!" 
 
 The Dems have just completed a very good convention. But the jobs report brought some harsh realities to Charlotte www.cnn.com #CNN 
 
 1 yr ago today @GovernorPerry made his prez debate debut at the Reagan Library. He defends his Soc Sec stand & attacks Romney's jobs record 
 
 Me, definitely RT@rickygervais: “@RyanFleming1989: some celebs deserve trolling” Go on? Who?
– The stars are coming out in a big way as Election Day looms. The latest: Will Ferrell really, really wants you to vote—and he'll do anything to make sure you do, he promises in a new video for President Obama. "Hungry? How about a home-cooked meal? Hope you like angel hair pasta," he says. "You need a guy to help you move a couch? Done. I've even got my own van." But his promises get bigger—and weirder—from there. "If you vote, I'll eat anything you tell me to—garbage, hair, human toenails, underpants, whatever—I'll do it," he swears. The president's name stays out of it until the very end, when Ferrell concludes, while holding a football, "Vote Obama. It's a slam dunk." On Jimmy Kimmel's show last week, Chris Rock offered up a special message to white voters. "In times like these, you need a white president you can trust," Rock explains. "And that white president's name is Barack Obama." His evidence that Obama is actually white? The president used to be called "Barry," he likes to golf, he wears "mom jeans," and he has a Portugese water dog, among other things. Amy Poehler kept her endorsement brief and to the point: "If you can vote, go vote for Obama," she concludes. Obama himself is also urging voters to hit the polls ... and he's doing it cat-meme style. It's not just ads: Celebrities are making last-minute donations to both campaigns, Politico reports. Jake Gyllenhaal, Zach Galifianakis, Renee Zellweger, and Amanda Seyfried all recently made four-figure contributions to Obama's campaign, while Kelsey Grammer, Bob Barker, and John Elway did the same for Romney. Click here, here, or here to see previous celebrity endorsements.