The National Enquirer says John Edwards proposed to Rielle Hunter and is buying a $3.5M beach house. Now that we've found the real estate listing, a guide to the custom mahogany cabinetry (that's yuppie for "marital bliss") that lies ahead. 
 
 The Enquirer's print edition included two photos from this listing with Bald Head Island Real Estate (which is, according to its website, the only real estate firm serving the North Carolina beach community), which is the only Bald Head property currently listed for $3.5 million. Since John will likely support Elizabeth and Rielle's lives for the rest of his life, moving in with the one of those women who doesn't want him castrated (perhaps the only woman in America who still likes him) makes sense. When you lose this much for a woman, you have to at least try to make it work with her. 
 
 My only question is whether our "Bald Head" jokes should focus on John's hair or his gigundo penis. 
 
 Onward to the tour! If you'd like to see these images on one page, click here. ||||| John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, The National Enquirer reported Thursday.A source told the tabloid that the disgraced former senator asked Hunter to marry him shortly after issuing a statement last year admitting that he was the father of her daughter, Frances Quinn.However, the Daily Beast reported Friday that an Edwards spokeswoman has denied the Enquirer report.Edwards, a one-time presidential candidate, "is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child," the Enquirer said.The couple will wed this summer, according to the tabloid.It was the Enquirer that first broke the story of the affair between Edwards and Hunter, who worked on his presidential campaign. The Huffington Post pointed out that while the Enquirer accurately reported the romance, the publication posted a nearly identical story last year about a planned Edwards-Hunter wedding -- which was later denied Edwards' wife, Elizabeth Edwards, died of breast cancer on Dec. 7 Earlier Thursday , it was reported that Elizabeth Edwards left everything she owned to her three children , leaving her estranged husband out of the will completely.
– By piecing together clues from the National Enquirer's proposal story, Gawker found the $3.5 million beach house John Edwards is supposedly buying in preparation for life with Rielle Hunter. Take a guided tour in the gallery. For more pictures, click here, or check out the real estate listing.