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 G Christina Aguilera: While Christina was married to Jordan Bratman, the pop star loved to run around in sexy costumes to spice up their marriage and staffers were continually picking up her “maid’s dresses, nurse’s uniforms, and other risqué clothing off the floor!” a mole told Star a few years ago. In 2012, a source reported that The Voice judge, now divorced, requires that there’s a bottle of Dom Perignon chilling on ice for her at all times. 
 
 G Ryan Gosling: Star recently reported the hunky actor has some strange habits at home, including peeing while sitting down, creeping up the stairs on all fours and sleeping with his head at the foot of his bed. He also enjoys a good wax, said the household snitch: “Ryan hates having any hair on his chest or back—he gets waxed multiple times a month.” 
 
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 G Jessica Simpson: According to a Star insider, Jessica is known to bug staffers by dropping her hair extensions all over. “It looks like an animal has been shedding all over her house,” the source sighed. And one housekeeper got the fright of her life thinking she saw a large black spider in the bedroom—instead, it turned out to be one of Jessica’s fake eyelashes! Maybe her habit will change because she’s had a new baby? 
 
 G Jennifer Aniston: In 2010, Star reported that the Friends star shocked the help by flaunting her nakedness in front of them. Jen thought nothing of walking around in her bra and underwear, a see-through tank top and sheer panties or a skimpy bikini, a source said. She also sunbathed topless and staffers signed for oodles of packages of sexy underwear that she purchased online. Another insider with knowledge of her living habits reported she and fiancé Justin Theroux consulted the book Fifty Shades of Grey for inspiration in trying to get Jen pregnant. But if recent breakup reports are true, she may be living alone again! 
 
 F Sandra Bullock: The Heat star has told her housekeepers the curtains should always stay closed, according to a report last year in Star. The adoptive mom of precious son Louis is so paranoid about people looking in her windows that she has the drapes closed day and night, a source said. 
 
 G George Clooney: A few years back, Star learned the movie hunk made sure employees didn’t imbibe his pricey liquor! “He has his decanters marked so he can see exactly how much is in them and to make sure nobody ever secretly takes a swig,” confided a friend of a housekeeper. And last year, more information about The Descendants actor came to light in Star-- he was called a “disgusting pig” who burped and farted around his household help. 
 
 G Mariah Carey: According to a Star snitch, the former American Idol judge’s liquor glasses were always overflowing on the home front. “Mariah will sometimes drink so much that she gets loopy,” a source claimed, and she required assistance in getting dressed. Although Mariah is known for treating employees very well, they also earn their keep—last year, an insider told Star Mariah’s glam squad had to do her hair and makeup after she had passed out drunk. 
 
 G Tom Cruise: When Tom was married to Katie Holmes, their house was full of rules and operated like a hotel with relatives and friends coming and going constantly, staffers dished to Star. Tom was vigilant about cleanliness—especially in his private gym, and didn’t even allow Katie to use his equipment, a spy said. Still, the famously secretive couple worked hard not to let their guard down around employees in private, according to the source. 
 
 G Tori Spelling: Tori and Dean have four kids, and it’s no mystery why—Dean is “the Energizer Bunny when it comes to sex,” a source close to a family employee told Star in May 2010. Even if the help is around, Dean goes into graphic detail with Tori on what he wants to do to her. Dean’s outfit of choice around the house? Nothing but his boxers! the source said. 
 
 G Britney Spears: A source familiar with the singer’s home in 2010 said she kept a collection of sex toys in a drawer in her nightstand. But even more embarrassingly, a maid pulled out some half-eaten burgers, fries, and cookies from under Britney’s bed, a household mole told Star. The messy star takes off her clothes and flings them on the floor when she gets home, another insider shared. 
 
 G Demi Moore: According to a 2012 report in Star, the actress can’t bear to look in the mirror unless the lighting is perfect. “Amber bulbs are the order of the day at Demi’s house,” a source said. “She believes the softer light is more flattering.” In fact, the 50-year-old beauty hoards cases of the special bulbs in her home, scared they’ll stop being manufactured, the article reported. 
 
 S Kristen Stewart: The Twilight homewrecker is a chain smoker around her house, said a snitch. “She puffs away like a chimney and leaves cigarette butts everywhere—in the shower, in the potted plants, and once they found one inside the fridge!” the source said in Star. 
 
 G Kim Zolciak: A 2010 Star report exposed the former Real Housewives of Atlanta star and Don’t Be Tardy reality diva as a heavy smoker who kept $1,000 Versace ashtrays lying around everywhere. It got messy because “she often uses the sink in her master bath to ash,” an insider said. But now she’s pregnant again by hubby Kroy Biermann and claims the cigarettes are history! As RadarOnline has reported, Kim recently said that a picture allegedly taken of her smoking while pregnant with her fifth child was an old photo and she was considering legal action. 
 
 G Lindsay Lohan: Everyone who worked for her a few years again told Star the Hollywood wild child slept in way past noon on most days. And when she did get up, the house workers said, she was often in a foul mood because of a hangover. In 2012, a source told Star that Lindsay had to call a locksmith—after she lost the key to a locked trunk in her bedroom that was full of sex toys! 
 
 G Cindy Crawford: The supermodel is the rare celebrity employer who you’d want to work for! In 2012, a source told Star after Cindy did a shoot for Cadillac, the company gave her the car to keep. Cindy asked her assistant, “ ‘Do you want it? I don’t need it’—and gave her the Caddy!” 
 
 G Taylor Swift: An insider said the young singing superstar is the cat lady at home! She owns a few cats and her entire home is filled with photos of them, according to a person familiar with her house. “She’s constantly grooming them to reduce the cat hair.” Many of Taylor’s clothes, shoes, and underwear feature cat patterns. And “she makes the housekeeper leave cat food and milk outside, so the neighborhood strays flock to her stoop,” the Star source reported. 
 
 G Jim Carrey: In a 2010 Star article, a household source claimed Jim is a chameleon just like in the movies. “He’s incredibly hard to work for, because you never know what kind of guy you’re going to get. One moment he is the sweetest guy in the world, and the next he is screaming at you at the top of his lungs.” 
 
 S Miley Cyrus: Miley’s pups Mate, a white shepherd, and Sophie, a Maltipoo, weren’t very well trained, according to a mole who worked for the singer and spoke to Star about her. “They poop and pee at will in the house.” When the dogs had accidents, Miley yelled for a maid to clean up the mess. 
 
 G Kirstie Alley: The star said Cheers to pets, but her employees? Not so much—because Kirstie allegedly was never bothered when they did their business inside. “The place is often littered with what Kirstie calls ‘little surprises,’ “ an insider dished to Star. When the source spoke to the magazine, the actress had a menagerie of a dozen pets, so her home sure didn’t smell like a bed of roses! 
 
 G Bruce Springsteen: The Boss loves to fraternize with his female help, according to an insider. “Bruce hits on them constantly,” said the Star source, who claimed winking and flirting with his housekeepers, maids, and assistants was common. “If there is a woman around the house, Bruce makes his presence known!” 
 
 G Jennifer Lopez: In 2010, the mom of twins was branded so cheap that her employees called her “Pay-low!” According to the ex-worker who spoke to Star, the singer/actress expected people to slave away for her for half of what they would make elsewhere. Supposedly Jenny from the Block felt that because she once had to struggle to make it, everyone should! 
 
 G Martha Stewart: The domestic diva made her workers color the bottoms of her Louboutin shoes, a source said in Star. Martha’s staffers were kept busy because she wasn’t a fan of the signature red soles and always wanted the red changed to black with a Sharpie. 
 
 G Kate Gosselin: The reality star got so concerned about looking good that if she ran out of a certain beauty product, she would scream at the staff, according to Star. Kate’s helpers often had to work overtime watching the mom’s eight kids while she was obsessing over her outfits, makeup, and hair, said the magazine source. 
 
 G Johnny Depp: The actor famous for his odd movie getups is the same at home, an insider revealed to Star in a 2010 article. “He is really into costumes,” the source said. “Johnny loves to try them on and slip into a character.” He also did it to make his then-partner Vanessa Paradis laugh by putting on her heels or dresses and walking around, the source claimed. But maybe it wasn’t so funny after all, as the never-married couple recently split after many years and two kids together. 
 
 G Madonna: In 2009, Angela Jacobsen, the former nanny for Madonna’s son, David Banda, whom the star adopted from Malawi, told an Australian TV show, “I was on call 24 hours a day.” Jacobsen said Madonna demanded that everyone in her household be on a macrobiotic diet and also revealed “there wasn’t any television in the house.” After Jacobsen was apparently reminded about her confidentiality agreement with the Material Girl, however, she clammed up! Three years later, however, another ray of light was shed on what it was like to live with Madonna. Star’s sources claimed the singer asked her assistant to get her water at least six times throughout the night, every night, and paid the employee only half of what other celebrity assistants earned. ||||| Lo, and birds will fall dead from the sky, fish will float dead to the surface of the ocean and the email service on your smartphone will cease to work for approximately 10 minutes, for Kristen Stewart has allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The photographic evidence of their makeout session will be released in the next issue of US Weekly. Sanders is 41, married to a model for British Vogue and has two young children. 
 
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 I have one very important question, which is why the FUCK would you guys be making out on the street where paparazzi lurk and your significant others will therefore inevitably catch you? K-Stew alone is financially able to rent every single room and the bar in a hotel made of gold leaf and Queen Elizabeth II's panties and the fleeting dreams of children. More on this in Midweek Madness. [Us Magazine] 
 
 As it turns out, Scout, Rumer and Tallulah Willis are doling out tough love to Demi Moore under advisement of Frances Bean Cobain, who has been giving them tips on how to deal with a fucked-up mom. The clan, who have estranged themselves from Demi until she straightens up and flies right, went to school with Courtney Love's daughter, who went so far as to place a restraining order against her mom in 2009. So she knows what the fuck's up. [Winnipeg Free Press] 
 
 After one faux scare, actual Carly Rae Jepsen nude photos may have been hacked from her phone. 
 
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 Dodai: what the fuck ladies? if you hack my phone do you know how many nude pix there are? zero. 
 
 me: haha i cannot say as much 
 
 Dodai: delete! 
 
 me: yeahhhh 
 
 but then you can't reuse 
 
 for different people 
 
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 Dodai: smh as the kids say 
 
 Point, counterpoint. [TMZ] 
 
 So this is Boy George covering Lana Del Rey's "Video Games." I don't really have anything to say about this except "Call Me Maybe" might have been a touch more current. [Billboard] 
 
 In an interview with The Insider, Marlon Jackson broke down over the whereabouts of grandmother Katherine, whom Randy whisked away to Arizona to get away from all the drama. Uhh, also, Paris Jackson is still tweeting sad, bizarre things, and apparently Janet slapped her and called her "a spoiled b*tch." (There is a surveillance video.) The executives of Michael Jackson's will are, understandably, concerned about the well-being of the kids and, while they can't intervene directly, say in a statement that they are "monitoring the situation." 
 
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 We are acutely concerned about the welfare of Mrs. Jackson, and most particularly with Michael's minor children. We are concerned that we do what we can to protect them from undue influences, bullying, greed, and other unfortunate circumstances. 
 
 What a fucking mess. [Daily Mail, Newser, TMZ, Reuters] ||||| Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Kristine Gutierrez heads to the newsstand and snaps up the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Then we dine on greasy, chain restaurant-style meals of All-American gossip. This week: Everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow; Kim Kardashian is having cosmetic procedures while she has a bun in the oven; and Justin Bieber slept with a lady he met at a TGIFridays and nine months later a baby popped out. 
 
 Ok! 
 
 "Katie's New Man" 
 
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 Katie Holmes has a new man: it’s her Mania Days costar Luke Kirby. They have been spending time off set, having dinner and hanging out in each other’s trailers.To prove that Katie and Luke are totally boning with each other’s hearts, Ok! features photos from the FUCKING SET WHERE THEY PLAY A COUPLE IN LOVE. Sleazy, cheap and low. And! This story and this photo are also in In Touch and Star, so it's not "only in Ok!" is In other news, Harry Potter is real because we have pictures to prove that shit. So we all know Rob Pattinson left KStew a few weeks back, but since Farrah Abraham is sort of old news Ok! thought it necessary to add the unnecessary detail of how RPatz sat down with KStew and then shit hit the fan. Like, that was the huge “inside news:” they sat down together to talk. Weak. Also inside: Star Trek’s gratuitous scene of Alice Eve stripping down in her undies, Elin Nordegren accusing Lindsey Vonn of being a PR makeover for Tiger Woods (really?!?!?), and Christina Aguilera lost 25 pounds so she could get Shakira’s abs. One fun thing: The mag tracks David Beckham’s numerous hairstyles throughout his career. It’s a simple reminder that everyone can be subjected to a shitty hair ‘do. 
 
 Grade: F (Old Country Buffet) 
 
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 "Miranda’s Nights With Another Man!" 
 
 You need to chug a bottle of whisky to remotely tolerate the article about Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton’s rocky fucking marriage! It's unclear whether it would be more stressful to be Miranda or Blake; either way, these fools have to constantly witness the explosive diarrhea that is their matrimonial bond flung on every gossip magazine cover. According to Life & Style, Miranda has been unfaithful to Blake because she has gone on tour with Eric Church and Dierks Bentley (aka CurlyHair McStubble), happens to smile whenever either joins her on stage for a song or hangs out with them. WAIT WHAT. WHISKEY. NOW. Moving on. Amanda Bynes alert: someone thinks that her parents are looking to get their daughter help after her arrest. It’s officially official (probably not): Kim is moving to la France because Kanye wants his family to be more out of the public eye. This magazine thinks that is bad because they would like to pry into their lives as much as possible. Apparently there is “DNA Drama” over January Jones’ child because she won’t reveal the father. She says that it’s “my son’s business… not the public’s business.” WHAT A BITCH. Not. She's allowed to keep some shit private, thank you very much. Jennifer Lopez bought a $10 million house in the Hamptons. Jenny from the block. Lastly: Everyone is on the alkaline diet (Gwyneth Paltrow, Sienna Miller), which makes everyone run like the energizer bunny? 
 
 Grade: D- (Denny's) 
 
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 In Touch 
 
 "Plastic Surgery While Pregnant!" 
 
 First: Cruelest, most unflattering photo ever printed? Yeesh. Since the repetitive stories about the difficult relationship between fame-ophile Kim Kardashian and Francophile Kanye West need a break, we get to hear about Kim’s obvious obsession with plastic surgery and other shallow operations to maintain her beauty. There does seem to be some legitimate concern over how things like spray-tanning (and inhaling it), gel wraps at the salon, travelling and heels might affect her pregnancy, but none of those are plastic surgery procedures. Ambiguously mentioning that she has had plastic surgery “over the years” does not prove that she went underwent the same procedures while enceinte. So this is fucking stupid, sensationalist concern-trolling. Next: The mag also uses photos from Katie Holmes’ movie set to try to establish a relationship between her and her costar, Luke Kirby. While the two walk down the streets of NYC holding hands for the camera, the magazine wonders if “it was really just an act?” Seriously? Oh wait, JK, Katie’s costar has a long-term girlfriend. SORRY GUYS, THEY TRICKED YOU. The magazine got the super exclusive when they interviewed Vinny Guadagnino, who is still irrelevant. The momma’s boy is looking for another mom in his life, but a younger, hotter, richer, non-incest-y mom. Since we’re all tired of Kate Middleton preggers news (JK, we never are), next there's a look into the life of a single mother who has a striking resemblance to the duchess. She’s earning as much as $1K/day to look like Kate! Moving on, we get to see stars wearing no make-up. Shocker: They look great, like people, because they are people. We end on a sweet note: Pictures of Romeo Beckham, the 10-year-old son of David and Victoria Beckham that demonstrate that he is a Belieber. (Fig. 1) He has similar swag and style! 
 
 Grade: D (TGIFriday's) 
 
 Us 
 
 "It's Over!" 
 
 Liam Hemsworth is "sick of her drama" and his engagement to Miley Cyrus is off, although apparently they still live together — they are sleeping in separate bedrooms. Miley told a "source": "We're done." The Hemsworth brothers were skeptical of Miley and after she cut her hair — which in this piece is called "acting out" — the "sweet country girl" Liam proposed to disappeared. A source says now "she's basically thugged out." Pause for laughs. Also inside: Jessica Simpson wants to get married a few months after her baby is born; she told a friend: "Let's have this wedding already before I get pregnant with another one!" Kim and Kanye recently spent $4,000 on a Lucite Vetro crib — which happens to be the same kind Blue Ivy has, of course. Next, Christina Aguilera lost 20 pounds by signing up for the Fresh Diet but is "prone" to "stress eating." Join the club. Last, but not least, 88% of random people polled think Robert Pattinson should go out with Jennifer Lawrence next. SparkleVamp, you have your orders. 
 
 Grade: C (IHOP) 
 
 Star 
 
 "Hollywood Turns On Gwyneth!" 
 
 Picture an angry mob with pitchforks and torches, chasing ol' Goop down Sunset Boulevard. Well that is not what's happening. This story consists of "insider" quotes, conjecture and rumor, insisting that producers don't really want to work with GP anymore. There are no direct quotes from these celebs, but sources claim that Madonna wants nothing to do with her, Reese Witherspoon ignores her, Kate Hudson thinks she's elitist, Jennifer Garner thinks she's like a high school mean girl, and Jennifer Lopez has no patience for the "whiny little rich girl." Even Chris Martin wishes his wife would take it down a notch. As for Gwyneth, she is "obsessed with getting Angelina to like her because she knows Angelina has class and power." HA! Rich, coming from the magazine who always claims Saint Angie is wasting away and collapsing and on drugs. Let's move on. Amanda Bynes had sex with some dude for Molly, "but said he had a little dick, so she would never do that again." Taylor Swift feels like she's stuck in a rut and is "in awe" of the way Miley Cyrus switches it up with her clothes and hair. Keep your eye out for Taylor with a gamine hair cut, guys. Anne Hathaway is making everyone on her staff call her Miss Hathaway. And the problem is? Justin Bieber may have fathered a child with a "European woman" he met at a TGIFridays in Miami Beach (sadface). A source says he was 15 when he invited the 25-year-old back to his hotel room; nine months later a tiny low-slung jeans-wearing baby girl popped out. The kid is allegedly 2½ now. This story comes complete with text messages allegedly from Justin, including one that reads, "our little secret?" Real? Or page from the script of Pretty Little Liars? You be the judge. (Fig. 2) Brandon Andreen, one of the poor showponies being paraded around for Des on The Bachelorette, is a "lunkhead" who phoned in a bomb scare to an automobile factory in 2005. He was charged wih a felony count but argued he was "kidding." Last, but not least, Jim Toth's ex-girlfriend tells the magazine that she's not surprised he was busted for drunk driving, because he was always a "slimy" drunk and "manipulative snake" who drunk-dialed her all the time. Best wishes to Reese Witherspoon, though! 
 
 Grade: C+ (Red Lobster) 
 
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 Fig. 1, from In Touch 
 
 Fig. 2, from Star ||||| In the wake of announcing his separation from Courteney Cox, David Arquette told Howard Stern (and the American public) that the two hadn’t had sex in four months. Though he since realized he revealed too much, see other stars who don’t seem to know when to shut up! 
 
 A lot of celebrity marriages end and a lot of famous men have flings with cocktail waitresses. But few go on Howard Stern to inform the citizenry of the United States that their wives had declined to have sex with them for the past four months. Yet, that’s just what actor David Arquette did on Tuesday, where he said his wife Courteney Cox is “in a place of wanting to be real and emotional. She’s an emotional being. She’s an amazing woman. If it doesn’t feel right, she doesn’t feel like bonding that way.” 
 
 Honest? Perhaps. 
 
 Immature? Certainly. 
 
 Still, Arquette’s candid conversation is becoming less of a rarity these days. 
 
 Welcome back to the age of oversharing—a time when seemingly every person south of AARP membership age has a Facebook page with revealing photos and many share every mundane event of their lives on Twitter. Should anyone really be surprised celebrities have joined in? 
 
 Hardly a moment goes by in which star-studded narcissists aren’t filling up Twitter feeds with comments on a hangover (Kanye West: “ain’t good…ain’t good”) or the effects of sitting cross-legged for too long (John Mayer: “my penis fell asleep.”) 
 
 At least Arquette apologized. On Wednesday, he took to Twitter (of course) to explain. “I went on Howard Stern yesterday to provide clarity and honesty about what I'm experiencing,” he wrote. “But while doing that I shared too much… it's alright for me to be honest about my own feelings but in retrospect some of the information I provided involved others and for that I am sorry and humbled. I’m sure Courteney and myself will emerge from this painful time better people for what we’ve learned." 
 
 Should other members of Arquette’s ilk need some help looking in the mirror, well, here one is—a gallery of stars who make the rest of us go, “TMI!” 
 
 Gallery: Celebrities Who Overshare 
 
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 For inquiries, please contact The Daily Beast at editorial@thedailybeast.com. ||||| Sigh. Amanda Bynes' repeated insistence on only using her (technically crappy; see above) Twitter selfies comes from a dark place, it looks like. I know: You're totally shocked. 
 
 Shortly after Bynes insisted that she was being impersonated in paparazzi snaps on the streets of New York, she's informed Twitter that she has an eating disorder and that's why she only wants the press to use her Twitter shots. 
 
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 Haaaa, wait, this is fucked. I feel dirty. [D Listed] 
 
 While Kristen Stewart is allegedly embracing a new "fun, lighthearted" attitude for the sake of her relationship with Robert Pattinson, she may revert back to Level 5 mopedom after R-Patz's softcore Dior commercials hit the air, says a source who is almost certainly neither animal nor mineral. (I choose to believe that all sources are bored ghosts.) 
 
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 K-Stew will be "livid," says the ghost, when she sees Rob shirtless and simulating a foursome with a bunch of models. Later, it continues, "Rob and [a model] are in a swimming pool making out and he's seen giving her a blow back with a cigarette at one stage, too." BREAK UP ALREADY. FUCK. [Life and Style Mag, Hollywood Life] 
 
 Gwyneth "I'm Just Like You Except For My Holistic Acupuncture Sessions With Diamond-Tipped Needles Made of Elvish Silver" Paltrow is a "bad mutha," according to Gwyneth Paltrow. Not, like "mother." Just like, "mutha." You know. The flavorful way! 
 
 Chris Martin, on the other hand, is not a bad mutha because he needs to cook to silence. 
 
 "He can't have background music on: it has to be 100 per cent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop - I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook. 
 
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 I feel like the ratio of how much I write about Elton John is really disproportionate to how much you actually care about Elton John, but anyway, tally-ho! Blur included a song called "Elton John's Cock" on their box-set Blur 21 and it confused Elton John's actual cock, says Blur's bassist Alex James: 
 
 "I bumped into Sir Elton and he said, 'What's all this I hear about you and my c**k?' I didn't know him well enough to tell him the proper answer." 
 
 The 43-year-old musician claimed the track was given the name because it was ''too sentimental''. 
 
 He added to the Daily Star newspaper: "We wrote this song but realised it was too sentimental. One of us muttered, 'That's Elton John's cock.'" 
 
 [Contact Music] ||||| The preeminent momager of the group, Kris Jenner, manages all of the Kardashian kin, including Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob, Kylie and Kendall. (But who manages Bruce?) 
 
 "My [mom] was never my manager but she was always with me on set. She would bring the pasta machine and make home-made pasta wherever we went!" Dunst told The Telegraph. Still, mom Inez was the one who took Kirsten to auditions, including one for a cereal commercial, when she was just 3. Kirsten's earliest modeling gig, however, was even before then, as a toddler on the cover of this "Babysitter's Club" book. 
 
 Dina Lohan has been a stage mom her entire life, but Lindsay Lohan is reportedly considering firing her mother as her manager. 
 
 The one-time soap star is also the manager to daughter Hayden Panettiere and son Jansen Panettiere. 
 
 Former minister Joe Simpson may have managed his daughter's career successfully, but he made everyone feel weird when he told GQ in 2004, "Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a t-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” 
 
 After he oversaw her career for decades, Beyonce Knowles fired father Matthew Knowles in March 2011, releasing this statement: "I've only parted ways with my father on a business level. He is my father for life, and I love my dad dearly. I am grateful for everything he has taught me. I grew up watching both he and my mother [Tina Knowles] manage and own their own businesses. They were hard-working entrepreneurs and I will continue to follow in their footsteps." 
 
 In a video for AOL music, Ashanti and her mom/manager sweetly interviewed each other for Mother's Day 2012. “You always taught me to be a leader, not a follower,” Ashanti told Douglas, a former dance teacher. “As simple as it is, it has always stuck with me and I’m very grateful for that advice.” 
 
 The "Home Alone" star's relationship with his father-manager Kit Culkin soured in the late '90s when rumors of mismanagement surfaced. The two are now estranged. 
 
 In 2000, a then 16-year-old LeAnn Rimes filed a lawsuit against her father-manager, claiming that he had stolen $7 million of her earnings. The pair have since reconciled.
– It’s not just David Arquette who has a problem with oversharing. It’s practically an epidemic in Hollywood, and the Daily Beast rounds up 10 more famous TMI-dishers: John Mayer: Really, all you need to know is that he once tweeted about the result of sitting cross-legged for a long while: “my penis fell asleep.” Heidi Klum and Seal: When their kids grow up, they are almost certainly going to be embarrassed by the fact that their parents once rolled around in bed, naked, in a music video. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: OK, we get it, your relationship is just hunky-dory. Now stop tweeting pictures of yourselves in bed. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith: These two talk about how fantastic their sex life is about as often as Demi and Ashton tweet obnoxious pictures of themselves. The Kardashian sisters: Really, no one needed to see Kourtney giving Khloe a bikini wax. For the complete list, click here. For even more celebrities who really need to stop, click here or here.