Carlo M. Cerutti, 50, was arrested Saturday at his duplex near the NorthTown Mall after his neighbor called police, according to court documents. 
 
 A Spokane man faces assault charges after allegedly attacking his neighbor with a sword following a dispute over garbage cans. 
 
 A Spokane man faces assault charges after allegedly attacking his neighbor with a sword following a dispute over garbage cans. 
 
 Carlo M. Cerutti, 50, was arrested Saturday at his duplex near the NorthTown Mall after his neighbor called police, according to court documents. 
 
 According to court documents, Cerutti’s wife got into an argument with her neighbor after accusing him of throwing his garbage into her garbage can. 
 
 The victim told police Cerutti came rushing out of his house after the argument wielding “a large sword-type weapon with multiple blades,” court documents say. He tried to swing the weapon like a hatchet, the neighbor told police. 
 
 The victim put his hands up to block the blade and was able to pull the sword away from Cerutti, court documents say. Another neighbor witnessed the fight. ||||| A MAN was freed from down a toilet by firemen - after he climbed in to retrieve his pal's mobile phone. 
 
 Dopey Cato Berntsen Larsen, 20, volunteered for the disgusting task because he was thin enough to get inside. 
 
 3 The Norwegian toilet which imprisoned poor Cato 
 
 3 The stinky loon pictured following the unfortunate ordeal 
 
 But he was left stuck with his hands forlornly clutching the rim for an hour unable to clamber out. 
 
 Tattooed Cato explained his friend dropped the phone inside as he tried to text while urinating at Hillside River Park in Drammen, Norway. 
 
 He added: "My friend said I was thinner, and could fetch it. I did not take time to think, and jumped down legs first. 
 
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 "I was apparently thin enough to get down, but not thin enough to come up again. 
 
 "It was damn disgusting - the worst ever experience. There were animals down there too. I was bit several times. 
 
 "The sh*t was up to my thighs. I was sick. Then I started panicking because I hate confined spaces and couldn't move." 
 
 Friends called the fire brigade who had to smash the loo to haul him free. 
 
 After being treated for bruising on the arms and disinfected by medics. he said: "I really hurt and am going home to rest. I will never go down a toilet again." 
 
 Fire boss Kare Hoel added: "It was standing room only down the toilet." 
 
 He did retrieve the phone - but it was smashed in the fall. 
 
 Alamy 3 The disgusting incident was reminiscent of the famous toilet scene from Danny Boyle's hit movie Trainspotting (1996) starring Ewan McGregor 
 
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– Newser Note: For maximum impact, please listen to this song while reading the following story. KREM reports an argument about garbage escalated—as they are wont to do—until one neighbor was threatening another with a weapon straight out of Star Trek. Carlo Cerutti, 50, has been charged with assault after allegedly swinging a Klingon bat'leth—or "a large sword-like weapon with multiple blades" for our non-Trekkie readers—at the victim, according to the Spokesman-Review. Apparently Cerutti's wife had gotten tired of the victim putting his garbage in their garbage can and told him to knock it off, KREM reports. That's when she says the victim hit her with a bag of trash. Cerutti allegedly ran out of the house to defend his wife while swinging his bat'leth around. The victim was able to disarm Cerutti but fell off his porch in the process. Cerutti's wife claims he only unsheathed the bat'leth when the victim entered their house. There is one witness who can illuminate exactly what happened, unfortunately…