This morning, erstwhile American hero Tila Tequila posted a badly photoshopped picture to Facebook. In it, she holds a pistol in her right hand, with her left on her hip, as the apparent light of God pours out of the cloudy sky behind her. She’s wearing a red swastika armband and the unmistakable cap of the SS uniform. She’s standing in front of Auschwitz. 
 
 While no one was looking, two years after her apparent conversion to Judaism, Tila Tequila has reached perhaps what was the only possible conclusion to her trajectory: as an incoherent, Hitler-sympathizing, Illuminati-evangelizing, anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist. 
 
 UPDATE: The image Tila Tequila posted to Facebook included the signature of Ben Garrison, a libertarian cartoonist who, for whatever reason, is the frequent target of 4chan’s /pol/ board. Garrison maintains that he “had nothing to do with the damn thing,” and at his request, we’ve removed the signature. 
 
 “Tilisis is the GODDESS of LOVE & WAR! Learn your facts!” reads the caption on this morning’s photo, apparently referring to a goddess alter ego she’s created for herself. She’s responded to a few of the inevitable negative commenters, mostly to call them “racists” and link to a post on her blog entitled “Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled.” 
 
 In this excerpt from the post, she wink-wink, nudge-nudges that current governments might have something to learn from Der Führer. 
 
 Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things… he lost the war AND was painted out to be a monster after his death. This is what breaks my heart. 
 
 On Friday, Tequila posted a Daily Mail article about James Marcus Howe, a director who’d worked on her show and who was murdered in his Los Angeles home last month. Her lengthy caption seemed to revel in Howe’s death, and included the text, “GOD SEE’S [sic] YOU DIRTY FUCKING KIKES WORKING FOR THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN AND I HAVE RETURNED AS HIS MESSENGER!” 
 
 She’s been recording music, too. Her newest track, “It’s Going Down!” (touted as MUST HEAR on her site), sounds like it was recorded inside of a cardboard box with a Yak Bak for a mic. 
 
 Sample lyrics: 
 
 Jewluminati motherfuckers hate me 
 
 Oh no they don’t wanna date me 
 
 Nor you nor you nor you too 
 
 Worldwide Genocide blame it on the jews 
 
 Tequila also refers to herself as “Hitila” –an apparent portmanteau of, yes, “Hitler” and “Tila,” –and raps “So now they call me a Nazi/No, bitch, I’m just good at Yahtzee.” 
 
 As reprehensible as it is, I’d still rather listen to “It’s Going Down!” than her previous recording, which finds Tila “speaking in tongues” over a martial horn loop, or the one before that, which consists of the phrases “I’m gonna do a little soundcheck” and “Turn up the bass” repeated ad nauseam in a grating Ying Yang Twins whisper. 
 
 There’s plenty of garden variety anti-Semitism on Tequila’s blog Facebook, and YouTube channel–we must stop the evil Jews who run the world’s banks and media, that sort of thing–but the theorizing gets several orders of magnitude more batshit than that. I’ll leave you with this sad, insane excerpt from a post entitled “Dear Diary: The True Story of My Epic Life Battle in 3 Minutes!” about Tequila’s battles with reptilian agents of the Illuminati: 
 
 It was so strange because at that time I had no idea what was happening to me. All I knew was that it was all real. I looked up into the sky and a portal of light opened up! It was a circle and there were a bunch of Angels looking down on me, watching my battle. Then I flew up there to be with them and then it continues…. ’til this very day. Oh, except for the reptilians. After I slained 3 of them last year they have stopped bothering me. They DID however, ask me to join their team before the battle began. Of course I politely apologized before I turned down the deal and then BAM MOTHERFUCKER! The battle began! 
 
 (Top image: Nate Cepis/ANIMALNewYork) ||||| Reality star Tila Tequila converts to Nazism, calls herself ‘Hitila’ in anti-Semitic new song 
 
 By Arturo Garcia 
 
 Monday, December 9, 2013 19:29 EDT 
 
 NEW: How Tila Tequila’s new embrace of Adolf Hitler is going down with white supremacists 
 
 Reality television star Tila Tequila emerged from a year of relative obscurity by apparently celebrating a former associate’s death and expressing sympathy for Nazi leader Adolf Hitler both online and in a new song. 
 
 Tablet magazine reported on Monday that Tequila, who came into national prominence through the dating show A Shot At Love in 2007 and 2008, posted a photo illustration of herself on Facebook bearing an armband adorned with a swastika and an SS hat while standing in front of the entrance to the Auschwitz prison camp. 
 
 The caption for the picture states, “Tilisis is the GODDESS of LOVE & WAR! [sic] Learn your facts!” In another post Monday evening, Tequila — born Tila Nguyen in Singapore in 1981 — wrote, “I am She, the Queen who hath come to save you from this dark world filled with NWO parasite invaders,” an apparent reference to the “New World Order,” a popular boogeyman figure among conspiracy theorists. 
 
 She also responded to criticism of the image by linking to a Dec. 7 blog post in which she defends Hitler, saying his history was rewritten after the defeat of the Axis in World War II. 
 
 “I am not going to sit here and say that I hate Jewish people because that is not the case nor is this about Jews,” Tequila wrote. “It is about Hitler and his side of the story that was never told since he was not the victor. However, those of you with a closed mind can think I am being anti-semite all you want because I already told you that I am not, nor will I repeat myself again.” 
 
 The barrage of pro-Nazi imagery came less than two years after a public statement on Tequila’s part declaring she had converted to Judaism, saying “I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can’t wait to officially be Jewish. Shabbat Shalom.” 
 
 Animal New York reported that Tequila also used anti-Semitic language in a Dec. 6 post making light of the death of 42-year-old James Howe, who was shot and killed in their home on Nov. 27. 
 
 “I TOLD YOU MY TRUTH SHALL COME OUT ONE DAY!!!! A TRUE WARRIOR OF GOD IS ALWAYS VICTORIOUS!! POW! NO PUN INTENDED! [sic]” she wrote. 
 
 According to Animal, Tequila also refers to herself as “Hitila” in a new song she posted online on Sunday, which features the lyrics, “Jewluminati motherf*ckers hate me,” and, “Worldwide genocide, blame it on the Jews.” 
 
 In April 2012, Tequila entered rehab after suffering a brain aneurysm caused by an accidental drug overdose. 
 
 NEW: How Tila Tequila’s new embrace of Adolf Hitler is going down with white supremacists 
 
 [Image via Tila Tequila Facebook page] ||||| Now that reason has finally been hurled out of American politics, we can get down to the real business of getting more reality TV stars into the White House. 
 
 And what better place to start than last weekend’s gathering of alt-right luminaries in Washington DC? A delightful Saturday night out, where the keynote speaker, in the words of the New York Times, “railed against Jews and, with a smile, quoted Nazi propaganda in the original German.” 
 
 And who better to represent them than early noughties MTV darling and flat-earth truther, Tila Tequila? 
 
 She’s a perfect figure to bang the alt-right‘s drum – just hear what she said about Jews six months ago: “There are only two things in this world, for which I would gladly sacrifice my own life; the destruction of all Jews and preservation of the white race.” 
 
 So it made perfect sense that the star of Tila Tequila’s A Shot of Love and Tila Tequila’s A Shot at Love II would be in attendance at the alt-right’s coming out conference, and tweeting a photo of herself giving a Nazi salute with the words: “Seig [sic] heil!” Classic Tila! 
 
 Luckily, we got hold of her as she was arriving at the airport to ask her a bit more. 
 
 Tila Tequila, how’s it going? That picture of you doing the Nazi salute – what’s that all about? 
 
 Well, obviously, we were doing the Roman salute. We were just trolling around. Everyone was making such a big deal about this event, and all these people were Nazis or whatever. I’m obviously not white and I think it’s so funny to get a rise out of people who are so easily triggered by things like that. I like to be a bit more fun. And a lot of people are missing out on that point. We’re actually preserving the freedom to be able to speak online and do these things, that’s important. Just as protesters have the right to protest, we have the right to things like that. It’s important to preserve these rights. 
 
 Is that the reasoning behind your cover photo on Twitter? 
 
 That was a long time ago, 2013. I honestly think it’s not even big deal. People take it way too seriously. It makes my job so much more fun and easier, haha! The more people give me crap for it the more I’m going to keep doing stuff like this. There wouldn’t be a movement like this without them. 
 
 You’ve said a lot about Jews in the past – what’s the deal? 
 
 Well, half and half is trolling. But why do we focus on Israel? You know, it’s kind of weird. Why is the entire entertainment industry owned by them, you know? It’s biased, in a sense. It’s not healthy for a society to have a lot… If anything, if I feel like they are more like the Nazis! They’re running everything – propaganda, news, all kinds of stuff. Anyone who speak outs against them, you get laughed at, you get banned and blocked. It’s not cool at all. It’s very toxic for a society. 
 
 You don’t really believe that though – you sound like a nice person on the phone. 
 
 Me? 
 
 Yeah – why the hate? 
 
 Because I’ve seen the inside of that world. It’s all run by one group of people. It’s like they’re the ones bullying everyone else while claiming to be victims. It’s psychological warfare, I believe. It’s not healthy. It’s very toxic for a society. It needs to be broken down a little bit. 
 
 Who’s on your “celebrity sacrifice list?” 
 
 All the people who at first were kind of anti-Trump. Now a lot of them are trying to come back on the Trump Train. They want to be back in. They’re very fake. I don’t respect them. They are very few of them that I respect, if that. They’re very brainwashed, they’re not original, they walk around in this false reality bubble of theirs, I know how it is – I used to live there. They think everything they say goes. They were so cocky, just because Hillary had a lot of media supporters. I was very happy to see them all crying when Hillary didn’t win. 
 
 What would you like to see happen to America’s Jews? 
 
 I don’t have a problem with people, I have friends who are Jewish. I have friends of all kinds of races, whatever, I have them all. I just mean when they become a corporation, like a machine, things like that, they need to be broken down. They need to be replaced. It needs to bring on a more enlightened period. 
 
 Tell me about the alt-right, how long have you been involved in it? 
 
 It was a natural progress leading towards that direction. I’ve been in Hollywood my whole life, I’ve lived through that machine. At the end of it, I realized it wasn’t something I enjoyed anymore. I woke up and it lead me straight into this. 
 
 You must be so excited about Trump winning the election. 
 
 When he first announced he was running for President, everyone was laughing at him. I was one of the first public people to come out and support him. I got so much shit for it, oh my gosh. Especially last summer when all that happened. But I never wavered in that belief. We really helped lead him into presidency, it really worked. 
 
 What are you excited to see him get started on? 
 
 There needs to be balance in everything in life. For a very long time, it’s been open borders. People are freaking out about it, but it’s alright to have a little break. We need to balance it, it’s not forever. But a moment in time to pause it a little bit is fine. Let us recuperate a little bit over a year. 
 
 A lot of people are saying registering Muslims under Trump’s plan is a lot like Nazi Germany registering Jews – what do you think? 
 
 I don’t think so. People are making it more extreme than it is. This is America first, and it remains so. There’s a time and a place for everything, and I think it’s fine to want to preserve cultures and stuff. 
 
 You like Hitler – what could Trump learn from him? 
 
 It’s important right now to focus on nationalizing agriculture and having people start growing their own fruits and veggies and start up the communities again. That would really help rebuild the local communities back up. That would help a lot. To focus on here. 
 
 What about these hate crimes that have seen a surge following the election? 
 
 Honestly, because I know the guys in the alt-right, we personally wouldn’t do stuff like that. If anything it might be the other people pretending to be them, to start problems. We’re the ones being chased down the streets. We left the event on Saturday and there were people protesting outside. We’re not the ones doing that, harassing people. I personally feel like they’re acting more like fascists than we are? 
 
 Is the alt-right anti-Semitic? 
 
 There are factions, I think that it depends on who it is. For the most part, people don’t have an issue with that. It’s similar to what I’m saying – it’s more of a problem with the dogma thing and how it needs to be taken down. It’s not a people kind of thing, you know? 
 
 Umm. 
 
 Change is good, change is good! 
 
 I have to ask – you think the earth is flat. Are there other flat planets, or is it just ours that special? 
 
 There could be others. But for now, this is just like the earth’s snow globe. I think it’s like the mirror world, where it’s not really the real world, but the people don’t really know that. I left the fake world in like 2014, and yeah, changed over to this one. It’s kind of like a little sandbox to play in. That’s why things can get a little quirky, weird out here. It’s like the alternate universe, haha! 
 
 Excellent. Tila Tequila, let’s do some quick fire questions. Jews or juice? 
 
 Juice. 
 
 Do you miss MySpace? 
 
 I don’t miss it, because it’s still my space, this is all my space, I’m still living in it. It’s true. 
 
 Would you serve in a Trump administration? 
 
 Absolutely. 
 
 If Trump asked you to perform at his inauguration, what would you sing? 
 
 I Love You. 
 
 Are Beyonce and Jay Z in the Illuminati? 
 
 No, I’d say they’re more like puppets. 
 
 Of who? 
 
 Yeah. 
 
 Yeah? 
 
 They’re…yeah, whatever. 
 
 What’s the best color of shirt, blackshirt or brownshirt? 
 
 Brownshirt! 
 
 Thanks, Tila Tequila. 
 
 @hshukman
– Perhaps because no one has been paying attention to her lately, Tila Tequila recently decided to convert to Nazism. The reality star has posted a number of questionable pictures on her Facebook page, including one (apparently since removed) of herself wearing an SS cap and swastika armband while standing in front of Auschwitz, Animal New York reports. She also refers to herself as "Hitila" in a new song she posted online, according to the Raw Story, and has been posting entries on her blog like, 'Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled." (Making this even weirder: She publicly converted to Judaism less than two years ago.) Why does she sympathize with Hitler? We'll let her explain it to you: "Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things… he lost the war AND was painted out to be a monster after his death." As if all of the above was not insane enough, she's also created a goddess alter ego for herself called "Tilisis," is into the Illuminati, and thinks Paul Walker was murdered.