What were the 11 words? It was an irresistible mystery. 
 
 When the federal government said it would finally release a declassified copy of the Pentagon Papers on Monday, 40 years after they were published by The New York Times, it initially said it would keep 11 words secret. Then it reversed itself, saying it would publish the 7,000-page report in its entirety. The intrigue sparked a guessing game among historians, security analysts and even the authors of the report: which 11 words in the once-secret government study of the Vietnam War were still deemed sensitive in the age of WikiLeaks? 
 
 Daniel Ellsberg, the former RAND Corporation analyst who worked on the report and later provided it to The Times as part of an effort to stop the war, said in an interview that he was stumped. “Of course, I don’t know what they are,’’ he said. 
 
 So was Leslie H. Gelb, the director of the task force that wrote the report. “I couldn’t begin to guess where those words came from,’’ he said, before hazarding a guess that they might come from the sections on peace negotiations, which were left out of the first versions of the report that were leaked. 
 
 It sounded like a job for Twitter, if not for its large community of indiscreet intelligence analysts, then because 140 characters seemed just about right for 11 words. So The New York Times asked readers to post their guesses with the hashtag #pentagon11. Today, we are declassifying some of the highlights, compiled by my colleague here. Please keep ’em coming! Send a Twitter message using #pentagon11 or submit your guesses in the comments box below. ||||| This weekend's Zach Galifianakis-helmed "Saturday Night Live" saw another "Fox & Friends" cold open, this time spoofing the conservative morning show's reaction to NBA-player Jason Collins coming out. 
 
 Hosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson & Brian Kilmeade (Taran Killam, Vanessa Bayer & Bobby Moynihan respectively) explained that we need to stop calling Collins a hero simply for revealing an "embarrassing secret." They then, of course, revealed their own secrets that don't make them heroes. 
 
 The segment went on to an interview with NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg (Fred Armisen) and wrapped up, as ever, with a riotous list of corrections. Watch the segment above and then see all of this week's corrections below. 
 
 This Week's "Fox & Friends" corrections, courtesy of SNL's tumblr: 
 
 Kentucky Derby losers are not turned into Ikea meatballs. 
 
 Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did not accidentally blow up vowels in his own name. 
 
 The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco de Mayo. 
 
 President Obama does not want to take away T-shirt guns. 
 
 Most women have only two breasts. 
 
 The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band. 
 
 Scientology was not founded by I Ron Man. 
 
 Bangladesh is not an 80s metal band. 
 
 Peeking at ladies’ butts is not a background check. 
 
 Actual crows do have feet. 
 
 Pot pie is legal in every state. 
 
 The California wildfires are not a soccer team. 
 
 Jason Collins was not turned gay by a Washington Wizard. 
 
 The NRA is not a branch of government. 
 
 Foreign visas do not let Russian students go on shopping sprees. 
 
 Rick Moranis was never put on death row for shrinking his children. 
 
 New York exists outside the mind of Billy Joel. 
 
 A French press is not lifting weights with your tongue out. 
 
 Lena Dunham is not a girl ventriloquist. 
 
 Number 2 pencils are not sad that they lost. 
 
 Plan B birth control is not masturbating. 
 
 Justin Bieber and Anne Frank were not an item. 
 
 President Obama did not just wake up in Mexico. 
 
 F.A.A. does not stand for “Fart A**, A**” 
 
 Croquettes are not female crocodiles. 
 
 Kanye West is not an African American vacation destination. 
 
 Syria is not Arabic for “serious.” 
 
 Rice and beans are edible. Ricin beans are not. 
 
 Casual Friday is not in the Bill of Rights. 
 
 Sam Adams was not too drunk to sign the Constitution. 
 
 The Gitmo prisoners are not working on their bodies. 
 
 Force feeding is not how Jedi’s eat. 
 
 Kevin Costner does not live in Watertown. 
 
 Smurfs are not elected. 
 
 Smurfs are not appointed. 
 
 Smurfs are cartoons. 
 
 Aretha Franklin and Patti Labelle have been in the same room together. 
 
 Anytime minutes don’t let you call the future. 
 
 4 and 3 are not basically the same thing. 
 
 Rock beats scissors. 
 
 Zach Braff is not the sound a trumpet makes. 
 
 Also on HuffPost:
– Decades after they were leaked, the Pentagon Papers are finally being released on Monday by the federal government—which originally said 11 words would remain censored. Officials have since changed their minds, and we may never know what 11 words they intended to keep quiet. Not even leaker Daniel Ellsburg or Leslie Gelb, whose task force wrote the report, have a clue. (Though Gelb guesses they might deal with peace negotiations.) The New York Times asked Twitter users to take a shot. A sampling, along with their Twitter handles: “Newspapers will be dead by the time we declassify this stuff.” (@Katz) “The President requires dry-cleaning for his silken undergarments once a week.” (@jendeaderick) “Justin Bieber was 'born' in Area 51; let mass testing begin.” (@Alphey) “The giant radioactive lizard is available for counterinsurgency purposes, McNamara said.” (@thesobsister) “Rosebud is the sled. Soylent Green is People. Kristin Shot JR.” (@FasterthanShaun) Visit the Twitter feed for more.