This morning, erstwhile American hero Tila Tequila posted a badly photoshopped picture to Facebook. In it, she holds a pistol in her right hand, with her left on her hip, as the apparent light of God pours out of the cloudy sky behind her. She’s wearing a red swastika armband and the unmistakable cap of the SS uniform. She’s standing in front of Auschwitz. 
 
 While no one was looking, two years after her apparent conversion to Judaism, Tila Tequila has reached perhaps what was the only possible conclusion to her trajectory: as an incoherent, Hitler-sympathizing, Illuminati-evangelizing, anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist. 
 
 UPDATE: The image Tila Tequila posted to Facebook included the signature of Ben Garrison, a libertarian cartoonist who, for whatever reason, is the frequent target of 4chan’s /pol/ board. Garrison maintains that he “had nothing to do with the damn thing,” and at his request, we’ve removed the signature. 
 
 “Tilisis is the GODDESS of LOVE & WAR! Learn your facts!” reads the caption on this morning’s photo, apparently referring to a goddess alter ego she’s created for herself. She’s responded to a few of the inevitable negative commenters, mostly to call them “racists” and link to a post on her blog entitled “Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled.” 
 
 In this excerpt from the post, she wink-wink, nudge-nudges that current governments might have something to learn from Der Führer. 
 
 Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things… he lost the war AND was painted out to be a monster after his death. This is what breaks my heart. 
 
 On Friday, Tequila posted a Daily Mail article about James Marcus Howe, a director who’d worked on her show and who was murdered in his Los Angeles home last month. Her lengthy caption seemed to revel in Howe’s death, and included the text, “GOD SEE’S [sic] YOU DIRTY FUCKING KIKES WORKING FOR THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN AND I HAVE RETURNED AS HIS MESSENGER!” 
 
 She’s been recording music, too. Her newest track, “It’s Going Down!” (touted as MUST HEAR on her site), sounds like it was recorded inside of a cardboard box with a Yak Bak for a mic. 
 
 Sample lyrics: 
 
 Jewluminati motherfuckers hate me 
 
 Oh no they don’t wanna date me 
 
 Nor you nor you nor you too 
 
 Worldwide Genocide blame it on the jews 
 
 Tequila also refers to herself as “Hitila” –an apparent portmanteau of, yes, “Hitler” and “Tila,” –and raps “So now they call me a Nazi/No, bitch, I’m just good at Yahtzee.” 
 
 As reprehensible as it is, I’d still rather listen to “It’s Going Down!” than her previous recording, which finds Tila “speaking in tongues” over a martial horn loop, or the one before that, which consists of the phrases “I’m gonna do a little soundcheck” and “Turn up the bass” repeated ad nauseam in a grating Ying Yang Twins whisper. 
 
 There’s plenty of garden variety anti-Semitism on Tequila’s blog Facebook, and YouTube channel–we must stop the evil Jews who run the world’s banks and media, that sort of thing–but the theorizing gets several orders of magnitude more batshit than that. I’ll leave you with this sad, insane excerpt from a post entitled “Dear Diary: The True Story of My Epic Life Battle in 3 Minutes!” about Tequila’s battles with reptilian agents of the Illuminati: 
 
 It was so strange because at that time I had no idea what was happening to me. All I knew was that it was all real. I looked up into the sky and a portal of light opened up! It was a circle and there were a bunch of Angels looking down on me, watching my battle. Then I flew up there to be with them and then it continues…. ’til this very day. Oh, except for the reptilians. After I slained 3 of them last year they have stopped bothering me. They DID however, ask me to join their team before the battle began. Of course I politely apologized before I turned down the deal and then BAM MOTHERFUCKER! The battle began! 
 
 (Top image: Nate Cepis/ANIMALNewYork) ||||| Reality star Tila Tequila converts to Nazism, calls herself ‘Hitila’ in anti-Semitic new song 
 
 By Arturo Garcia 
 
 Monday, December 9, 2013 19:29 EDT 
 
 NEW: How Tila Tequila’s new embrace of Adolf Hitler is going down with white supremacists 
 
 Reality television star Tila Tequila emerged from a year of relative obscurity by apparently celebrating a former associate’s death and expressing sympathy for Nazi leader Adolf Hitler both online and in a new song. 
 
 Tablet magazine reported on Monday that Tequila, who came into national prominence through the dating show A Shot At Love in 2007 and 2008, posted a photo illustration of herself on Facebook bearing an armband adorned with a swastika and an SS hat while standing in front of the entrance to the Auschwitz prison camp. 
 
 The caption for the picture states, “Tilisis is the GODDESS of LOVE & WAR! [sic] Learn your facts!” In another post Monday evening, Tequila — born Tila Nguyen in Singapore in 1981 — wrote, “I am She, the Queen who hath come to save you from this dark world filled with NWO parasite invaders,” an apparent reference to the “New World Order,” a popular boogeyman figure among conspiracy theorists. 
 
 She also responded to criticism of the image by linking to a Dec. 7 blog post in which she defends Hitler, saying his history was rewritten after the defeat of the Axis in World War II. 
 
 “I am not going to sit here and say that I hate Jewish people because that is not the case nor is this about Jews,” Tequila wrote. “It is about Hitler and his side of the story that was never told since he was not the victor. However, those of you with a closed mind can think I am being anti-semite all you want because I already told you that I am not, nor will I repeat myself again.” 
 
 The barrage of pro-Nazi imagery came less than two years after a public statement on Tequila’s part declaring she had converted to Judaism, saying “I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can’t wait to officially be Jewish. Shabbat Shalom.” 
 
 Animal New York reported that Tequila also used anti-Semitic language in a Dec. 6 post making light of the death of 42-year-old James Howe, who was shot and killed in their home on Nov. 27. 
 
 “I TOLD YOU MY TRUTH SHALL COME OUT ONE DAY!!!! A TRUE WARRIOR OF GOD IS ALWAYS VICTORIOUS!! POW! NO PUN INTENDED! [sic]” she wrote. 
 
 According to Animal, Tequila also refers to herself as “Hitila” in a new song she posted online on Sunday, which features the lyrics, “Jewluminati motherf*ckers hate me,” and, “Worldwide genocide, blame it on the Jews.” 
 
 In April 2012, Tequila entered rehab after suffering a brain aneurysm caused by an accidental drug overdose. 
 
 NEW: How Tila Tequila’s new embrace of Adolf Hitler is going down with white supremacists 
 
 [Image via Tila Tequila Facebook page] ||||| Updated 4:15 p.m. 
 
 If someone told you that reality star Tila Tequila would give the Heil Hitler salute at a Friendship Heights station Maggiano's Little Italy restaurant, would you believe them? Or would you think such a scene could only happen in some kind of sick fever dream. Well, see below. It happened Friday night. 
 
 Maybe you remember Tequila from her show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Maybe you don't. Let us catch you up. Tequila has since authored an article titled, "Why I Sympathize with Hitler: Part I." She's also unapologetically tweeted: 
 
 "Women who complain about Trump saying, "Grab her by the pussy!" Are retards because I love getting grabbed by the pussy! Lmao! 
 
 I just recruited some Hitler Youth people for the #AltRight 
 
 "I noticed all the protestors tonight were really ugly. No wonder they're so angry! So glad I'm beautiful!" 
 
 The protestors Tequila mentions were related to her visit to D.C. this weekend where she participated in a National Policy Institute conference, as reported by The Daily Beast. Members of the group are known to be white-nationalists. 
 
 Before Saturday's conference held at the Ronald Reagan Building, some attendees headed to Maggiano's, which hosted a private banquet dinner for the group Friday night. Protesters showed up in droves the next day, even causing the restaurant to close. 
 
 Maggiano's, a family-style Italian restaurant with three local locations, issued an apology today on Facebook. It reads: 
 
 On Friday night, Maggiano’s in Friendship Heights was the inadvertent site of a protest that caused us to close our restaurant to protect the safety of our Teammates and Guests. 
 
 The protesters were upset because of a banquet we were hosting for a group called the National Policy Institute (NPI). This was a last minute booking made Friday afternoon, and the reservation was made under a different name, therefore we were not aware that NPI was dining with us or what the group represents. After the event, an attendee sent a tweet in which she made a “Sieg Heil salute” in support of Hitler and white supremacy. This expression of support of Hitler is extremely offensive to us, as our restaurant is home to Teammates and Guests of every race, religion and cultural background. 
 
 We want to sincerely apologize to the community of Friendship Heights for inadvertently hosting this meeting, which resulted in hateful sentiment. We want you to know that at the suggestion of one of our Guests, we are donating the profits from our restaurant sales on Friday, $10,000, to the DC office of the Anti-Defamation League, which for decades has been working to bring people together in peace and understanding. 
 
 The above was the second apology attempt for Maggiano's Little Italy. Its initial post, which has since been deleted, said "we were the inadvertent site of a protest that disrupted our restaurant." Later in the post, it cited other events the restaurant has hosted. "We hosted Malia Obama's high school graduation party, a community breakfast meeting for Donald Trump in Chicago, and a private dinner for Bernie Sanders in Philadelphia." As if neo-Nazis are somehow as benign as Bernie bros. 
 
 The post, authored by a managing parter named Jennifer concludes: "We are open to the public and serve delicious food to guests who come from all walks of life. The only party we favor is the one which serves lasagna with marinara sauce and a good red wine." 
 
 Thanks to tipster "Lexie_Gruber" for screen-grabbing the initial post.
– Perhaps because no one has been paying attention to her lately, Tila Tequila recently decided to convert to Nazism. The reality star has posted a number of questionable pictures on her Facebook page, including one (apparently since removed) of herself wearing an SS cap and swastika armband while standing in front of Auschwitz, Animal New York reports. She also refers to herself as "Hitila" in a new song she posted online, according to the Raw Story, and has been posting entries on her blog like, 'Why I Sympathize With Hitler Part 1: True History Unveiled." (Making this even weirder: She publicly converted to Judaism less than two years ago.) Why does she sympathize with Hitler? We'll let her explain it to you: "Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things… he lost the war AND was painted out to be a monster after his death." As if all of the above was not insane enough, she's also created a goddess alter ego for herself called "Tilisis," is into the Illuminati, and thinks Paul Walker was murdered.