Jimmy McMillan in a comedy sketch: need we say more? It's no secret that the Internet finds the "Rent Is Too Damn High" candidate who gained fame during the New York gubernatorial debate last month absolutely hilarious, and by the looks of this Funny Or Die video, he is definitely in on the joke. 
 
 In this PSA of sorts, McMillan and his "son" Timmy McMillan (played by Billy Eichner) tell you about the latest thing that is "too damn high": Charlie Sheen. The McMillan boys feel very strongly that Sheen is in danger of losing his gig on "Two And A Half Men," among other things. They don't even trust Sheen with a shoe, saying that if they married a shoe, "Charlie Sheen would probably snort that shoe." 
 
 The bottom line is, according to McMillan Sr., "The only thing higher than the rent is Charlie Sheen!" 
 
 WATCH: ||||| Despite losing his bid to become the Governor of New York, Jimmy McMillan—the most prominent member of the The Rent Is Too Damn High party—hasn’t lost an ounce of steam. The man roared his way through an interview on Revolution Radio yesterday, where he made a surprise announcement: He’s planning to run against President Obama in 2012. And he’s going to do it as a Republican. And it’s going to be awesome. 
 
 Or at least he makes it sound like it’ll be awesome, mainly because he plans to somehow incorporate martial arts into his campaign. When sizing up his opponent, he concedes that Obama is “a good-looking young guy, and I’m a handsome old dude. So there’s gonna be some competition there. He plays basketball, I teach karate.” Say no more! 
 
 Of course, he said much more: 
 
 “If you don’t do your job right, I am coming at you. I know Barack Obama is an Internet hog. I know he knows that I am out there. But what he hasn’t heard yet is that Jimmy McMillan is running for President of the United States of America. Well Barack Obama, you might as well turn your Internet up. Go to the website, President. I want you to look at all the hits Sarah Palin got. I ate her up. Look at all the hits John McCain got. I chewed him up. Look at all the hits Hillary Clinton had, I swallowed her, chewed her up and spit her out. Jimmy McMillan is well-known.” 
 
 He added that he’s already registered as a Republican so that he wouldn’t have to “bump heads” with Obama in a Democratic primary, a move that either highlights or undermines his gravitas—anyone’s guess, really. You can watch the outspoken McMillan announce his run in the video below. 
 
 [Via The Observer] 
 
 Have a tip we should know? tips@mediaite.com ||||| Because life is short, I try generally to avoid irrelevant joke candidacies (particularly ones whose views have a slightly sinister tinge) in this space, but it seems worth noting that the semi-coherent Jimmy McMillan of "The Rent Is Too Damn High Party" fame is attempting to take his black-gloved act national. 
 
 He announced his campaign for the presidency on the libertarian-leaning Revolution Radio yesterday. 
 
 The tag line: "Tell Obama I'm coming after his black ass."
– Carl Paladino may have taken his bat and gone home, but another of the losing New York gubernatorial candidates is still with us. Happily, it's Jimmy McMillan of the Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High fame. He's back in a Funny or Die video with a new passion: Charlie Sheen Is Too Damn High. His "son" is played by Billy Eichner. See the Huffington Post for more.