For parents who want to make a bold statement, a new company promises to help find an entirely unique, unheard of baby name. 
 
 By combining letters and words in new orders and identifying words that have never been used as names, Erfolgswelle delivers moms and dads with names that are as special and noteworthy as those unusual monikers chosen by Hollywood celebrities like Apple and Blue Ivy — but it’s going to cost you. 
 
 Based in Switzerland and launched this month as an international service, the company charges clients $32,000 for its services. 
 
 CEO Marc Hauser says the fee covers at least 100 hours of work from a team of 31 people. 
 
 The process starts with 13 copywriters who brainstorm creative monikers, all checked by four historians who take a look back in time to make sure the names have never been used and 12 translators who make sure the words don’t have any bad connotations in other languages. Finally, two trademark lawyers make sure the baby’s name is not registered already as a brand or a product 
 
 Hauser’s team promises to provide clients with a list of 15 to 25 possibilities that are then narrowed down to five and further researched. 
 
 The company even does market research, sending a client’s favorite names off to 780 people who share which monikers appeal to them most. 
 
 Once a family decides on a name, Erfolgswelle staff create a history and mythology for your name and send you off with a a scientific certificate from the naming center of the University of Leipzig. 
 
 “Based on the elements of the new name, we create a story with a positive message around the name. That’s why all the parts of the name need a positive message in it,” Hauser told Buzz Feed. 
 
 Hauser isn’t sharing with the media how many clients have signed up for the service but he says that his team is already working with people on finding unique names. 
 
 “We have quite a lot of requests from the U.S., from South Korea and from the middle east,” Hauser shared with SFGate. 
 
 Who in their right mind is going to pay for this? “We are looking for nice families who would like to take the chance of creating a wonderful new and never heard name for their baby,” Hauser told SFGate. “They could be stars and celebrities from Hollywood or Bollywood as well. We are sure that rock stars and actors have the guts to give it a try. Because we are looking for real pioneers with the heart of explorers and adventurers in this new field.” 
 
 The one big catch: You can’t trademark a baby name so once you’ve paid for your totally unique baby name, someone else can use it! 
 
 Take a look at these baby name predictions for 2015. ||||| Your child deserves a new and independent name apparently (Picture: Erfolgswelle) 
 
 Swedish naming agency Erfolgswelle is offering to find parents a totally unique name for their little darlings – for a cool £21,000. 
 
 Yeah, you can either put the money towards their university fund, or blow it all on a completely original name. They may not get the best education but at least they won’t be the fifth Oliver in their over-subscribed class. 
 
 For your hard-earned cash, you get a team of 13 copywriters, four historians, 12 translators and two trademark attorneys, who will work tirelessly to find you a one-of-a-kind name for your little darling. 
 
 They promise to spend 100 hours in total on their quest for a truly ground-breaking moniker. 
 
 We imagine Kimye have bookmarked the page (Picture: Rex) 
 
 The copywriters are the ideas people – they come up with the name. Then, the historians check the name to ensure it has no negative connotations and wasn’t used by previous generations. 
 
 Next up, the translators will ensure it’s unique world-wide and doesn’t have any dodgy meanings in other languages. 
 
 The trademark attorneys then check all registered company and product names to ensure you’re not naming your child after a Venezuelan chocolate spread (imagine the horror should darling little Amedei choose to go to Caracas on her gap year). 
 
 Finally, Erfolgswelle will use a little market research to narrow down the created names to a final chosen one. 
 
 CEO and owner of Erfolgswelle, Marc Hauser explained to MailOnline: ‘It’s a bit like a game of ping pong, we go back and forth to discover what they want and their tastes, but the family is always in charge. 
 
 ‘There are certain rules to make sure it sounds good with the family name, that it rolls off the tongue well. For example you can’t have a name that ends with the same letter that the surname begins with,’ he said. 
 
 The offering only launched this month but the company has already had several requests. 
 
 Alternatively, you could just call the kid Elsa and promise to take her to Disney World when she’s 10. 
 
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– Crib, car seat, baby wipe warmer—there are so many things expectant parents need to buy. Here's something else for the shopping list: a baby-naming consultant. And "the ultimate exercise in personal branding," as Quartz puts it, is not cheap. Swiss branding firm Erfolgswelle, for instance, charges more than $29,000 to choose the perfect moniker for a soon-to-arrive bundle of joy, Bloomberg reports. Agency head Marc Hauser says his team spends about 100 hours coming up with the perfect name, which includes verifying there's no trademark on the name and consulting historians to determine whether a potential name has "an aggravating past." He uses his own name—Marc—as an example, saying his firm wouldn't suggest it because it's linked to an ancient Roman god of war. If you'd rather squirrel away that 30 grand, say for a college fund, New York-based My Name for Life will help you name junior starting at several hundred dollars. If a baby namer knows what they're doing, "it's worth every penny," Albert Mehrabian, who wrote The Baby Name Report Card, tells Bloomberg's Polly Mosendz. (He gave her name a B-, and here he explains why "Chad" scores a 98 but "Bud" scores a 2.) Quartz quips that instead of paying, you could just turn to your in-laws, who "will probably be happy to provide you with loads of advice for free." Or maybe for something sweeter: In October the New York Times reported on cases in which would-be grandparents have given their own kids everything from $10,000 to the promise of a family business in exchange for the right to name their grandchild. (Here are some free suggestions for unusual baby names.)