All I Want For Christmas Is My Skeleton
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
'Cause somebody stole my bones
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
If you have it, call me on the phone

I'd say it's not that good for my spine to slither
But truly I am boneless, and I wish they would come hither
Since I have to slink 'round, I can't hold a spoon
You may not believe me, but trust me, this is true..

All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
'Cause somebody stole my bones
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
If you have it, call me on the phone

Not having any bones makes it hard to walk around
In fact, it's damn near impossiblе to get myself off the ground
But I guеss I could adapt, but I'd rather not seem daft
But maybe that's just the point... to get a couple cheap laughs?

All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
Somebody stole my bones
All I want for Christmas is my skeleton back
If you have it, call me on the phone