There Goes the Neighborhood
[Verse 1]
Miss Adeline peeks out the curtains and what does she see
But a Penske truck parked across the street
A shirtless hunk with a couch in his hands
And sunshine glistenin' off his washboard abs

[Chorus]
Ooh, that ain't good
Ooh, there goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood

[Verse 2]
His real estate lady was Emma Jean
Whose best friend, Debbie, is the gossip queen
They got the housewives already lickin' their lips
For a 6'1", single income, no kids

[Chorus]
Ooh, that ain't good
Ooh, there goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood
[Verse 3]
Well, Bobbi's in her booty shorts joggin' on by
She must've made a loop around at least 10 times
And who's that puttin' on too much pretty?
It's the high class white trash welcoming committee

[Chorus]
Ooh, that ain't good
Ooh, there goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood

[Bridge]
Ladies, start your ovens
Let them kitchen timers tick
That extra stick of butter
Well, it might just do the trick
Will he fall for Brittney's biscuits
Or Hannah's honey ham?
Well, don't look now, but that chocolate cake's
About to hit the fan

[Verse 4]
For now, they can all keep twirlin' their hair
Tryna sneak a pick of his derrière
But it's all for not, at the end of the day
When they found out he swings the other way
[Chorus]
Ooh, that ain't good
Ooh, there goes the neighborhood
Ooh, no, that ain't good
Ooh, there goes the neighborhood
There goes the neighborhood

[Outro]
Sorry ladies, mhmm