Lines on John Locke
As for Locke, he is all in my eye,
        May the d——l right soon for his soul call.
He never was known to lie —
        In bed at a reveillé “roll call.”

John Locke was a notable name;
        Joe Locke is a greater; in short,
The former was well known to fame,
        But the latter’s well known “to report.”