Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
Yeahhhhhh!!!

Under Under Starters Under Starters orders
& there off Tallyho!
4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on
Lester Nicks off to Rio
He got more, got more than he bargained for
Lester's accountant was a daft clot
He's upset, upset, that's what you get
He made a mockery of Ascot... Ascot... Ascot...

Lester, Lester
A fiddliddliddling jester
Lester's been banged up
With all the others cccccroocks
Lester, Lester
Tried to trick the tax inspector
Coz Lester conned the tax
& fiddled his books

He's a nutcase, nutcase
Crackpot nutcase
He put his job in jeopardy
Now he won't be
Won't be, won't be
Won't be racing again at aintree
He'll get away, get away
Get away, get away
He must o' been livin' in dreamland
Now he's never on, never on
Never on, never on...
World of Sport or Grandstand...
Grandstand... Grandstand...
Lester, Lester
A fiddliddliddling jester
Lester's been banged up
With all the others cccccroocks
Lester, Lester
Tried to trick the tax inspector
Coz Lester conned the tax
& fiddled his books

He laughs, he laughs
He sniggers & laughs
When he thinks of the money he earns
But he got knicked, got nicked 
Got nicked, when he sent his tax returns
Grinning, grinning, always winning
He never thought he would be poor
Now he's locked up, locked up
Locked up, locked up, Doing time in...
Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor...

Lester, Lester
A fiddliddliddling jester
Lester's been banged up
With all the others cccccroocks
Lester, Lester
Tried to trick the tax inspector
Coz Lester conned the tax
& fiddled his books