Prarie Dogging
Trying to focus in class
But I can’t help but notice this feeling in my ass
I have to shit, I have to bad
But I don’t want to make my teacher mad
I try to hold it in
My classmates notice and start to grin
The time for the next class is here
And I still have this feeling in my rear
I get up from my seat, my ass still in heat
My cheeks clenched together, it feels like this is going to go on forever
I’m prairie dogging
I’m prairie dogging
I’m prairie dogging
I decide I can’t take any more
I run to the bathroom and toward the door
But before my pants could drop
I feel something go plop
A maelstrom of defecation, I shit myself at school
Everyone used to think I was cool
Now my pants are overflowing with stool