Fanboy
[Chorus]
All my friends are fanboys as you know
All we do is watch YouTube videos
T-O-P, Dan and Phil, and Pewds
We make up for like half of the views

All my friends are fanboys as you know
We memorise everything they post
Sometimes even read fanfics too
I try to stop myself but it's no use

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Phandom
Where the content comes at random
But it's all so great, no clickbait
Just because we sleep with pictures of our favourites
Doesn't mean that we're insane
It does? Ok

You will never know "obsessed"
Until you log on to YouTube.
And search "Dan and Phil"
Or "Josh and Tyler," just to name a few
You'll spend all day watching other fandom videos and you
You'll have no regret
You'll say what I said
[Chorus]
All my friends are fanboys as you know
Every day we watch our fandom grow
Don't be scared, we're all crazy too
We accept all newcomers, we do

[Verse 2]
We don't deal with going outside very well
We spend too much time on our phones if you couldn't tell
But what if we miss a post, not to mention
We'd have to take a shower and divert attention
From the videos and twitter posts from all the people who
Keep me staring at my phone screen 'til quarter after two
And I know every song I make just makes me seem more like a fool
I've got no regrets
You know what I said

[Chorus]
All my friends are fanboys as you know
We memorise everything they post
Sometimes even read fanfics too
I try to stop myself but it's no use

[Bridge]
All my friends are fanboys as you know
All we do is watch YouTube videos
All my friends are fanboys as you know
All we do is watch YouTube videos
[Outro]
Glad you came, I almost just hit play
Just one click, my problems melt away
I'm a better person than I was
I think it's time you became one of us