The Whole “Being Dead” Thing The Today Show
Hey folks!
I’m on the today show
BJ got his own Broadway show
We’re slowly marching to the grave
So let’s start on you know
You know the whole being dead thing
I’m king!
Forget Mufasa
Beetlejuice is in la casa
I’m live from rocker feller plaza
Well dead but live
The whole being dead thing



Death can get a person stressed
We should’ve carpe’d way more diems
Now we’re never gonna see him
I can show you what comes next
Cause I’m your pal
Ignore that smell
I think Al Roker is sexy as hell
So just relax you’ll be fine
Drink your coffee, drink your wine
But take a breathe
(Welcome to the show about death)


Your, your gonna be fine on the other side
Die your all gonna your all gonna die
I’ll be your guide to the other side
(Full disclosure this is a show about death)
Death is not the end no it’s just The Coda
It comes for every person
Craig Savannah and Hoda
Carpet stains just use some baking soda
Anyway that’s just a life hack
Back to the dead thing



Nobody is bulletproof
I work out, I eat clean
Jesus pass the Dramamine
Time to face the brutal truth
Cause we’re all on a hit list
Might not live till Christmas
Choke to death on triscuts
Hey that’s just statistics
So take a little break here
We’re gonna bake a cake here
The news is never fake here
Why am I awake here

Your, your gonna fine (YAHH)
On the other side
How you doing
Not good (abada bi da da)
I’ll be your guide to the other side
Seriously though this is a show about (death)


Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
There's nothing medical professionals could do
‘cept maybe just bill you
If you died during this performance
The broadcast will not stop
There's no destiny or fate
Just a terrifying wait
Filled with people that you hate
And on a certain date, the Universe kills you!
That’s thing with life no one makes it out alive
Don’t think you’ll leave behind
Friends and family, real emotion, game of thrones and sun tan lotion
Think of what your yet to find
No Pilates no more yoga
Namaste you freakin posers
From the cradle to cremation
Death just needs a little conversation
I have mastered the art
Of tearing  convention apart
So how bout we all just make a start
On the whole being dead thing
God I hope your ready for a show about death