Gav Is Gone
[Intro]
"Come on Gav Please"
"No fuck off!"
"Gav we can work this out"
No piss off!"
"Fuck!"
"Dickhead"
'Gav Is Gone'

[Verse 1]
I just fucked my friends mom (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I never put a foot wrong (nah, nah, nah, nah)
I was two foot long in her fanny now I'm gone
For all you cunts, it's a scone not a scone
I just got heartburn gimme' some Gaviscon
Cus' 'Gav Is Gone', I just boned his fucking mom
Now his calling telecom, yeah she used a femedom
Boned her like a skeleton, beaked her like a Pelican
I'm sorry Gav, I did it once
I'm sorry Gav, she had the runs
I'm sorry Gav, that you're no fun I just gave your mom a shag
Cus' she loves it up the bum
And you gave me a punch so I said "what for?"
You said I know what for now my mom's a fucking whore
Banging my stupid friends, even on the fucking floor
I could hear downstairs even though six doors
Oh just wait fucking there, cus' there's more
"What you mean Gav, are you bloody sure?"
"Yeah yeah, yeah I'm fucking sure me moms fucking arse
Is red and bloody sore!"
[Verse 2]
I'm sorry Gav, I did it once
She had the runs, I'm sorry my cock made that cunt fucking cum
Then I slapped it in her bum and she begged for fucking more
Oh her bum, yeah I tore found a dildo and some lore
Some left over cum and some old overalls
Yeah ya' mom had me mate, I'm sorry that's the rules
So record this ting' whilst she's licking on my balls

[Bridge]
"Nah we gotta allow Lewis that was his first time rapping on a track
He's expressing his feelings about Gavs mom"
Cus' Niall!

[Verse 3]
This cunt didn't show up
Didn't put his fucking cock
Couldn't handle the smoke
Couldn't handle Gavs mom
So I'm back on the 3rd verse
And that seems wrong, like the time I slid a thong down her leg
That was long
Who you think 'her' was?
She was sucking on my cock
Like all night long whilst he was playing cod
I could get her anytime though
Like prolly' thanks for the fun times my G Holly!
[Outro]
Alright just take that side
Ah, she's fucking struggling I know
Why's it so fucking wet down here for man?
Ah Lewis
What man?
What?
It's fucking red!
Wohoo!

'Gav Is Gone'
It's the conclusion
Fuck it
And Fuck Niall!