Ender Dragon
(Chorus)
Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls
Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds
Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house
Got some healing potions, give myself a douse

(Verse 1)
Herobrine spawned the Wither, snuck to the Nether
Killed a Chicken, got a bunch of Feathers
See a new village, better head there
Give a frick about these mobs? Never!
I got bigger problems man, including Herobrine
Pull up in a Minecart, just hit the cave, gonna mine
Real motherfrickin' Stevie, all these other Stevies artificial
That guy died in Hunger Games, to me, that's benifical

(Chorus)
Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls
Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds
Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house
Got some healing potions, give myself a douse
(Verse 2)
Made me a house, just went and killed the Dragon
Stevie always losing hunger games, his shoulders be saggin'
My Minecart track, put some TNT in the Carts
On Servers, always climbing the Lifeboat Charts

(Chorus)
Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls
Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds
Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house
Got some healing potions, give myself a douse

(Bridge)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Alex, for the last time
Stop digging down, we don't have to strip mine
Pullin' up on the Caves, those diamonds so shiney
Alex, she tellin' everyone she's my wifey
(She's Not)

(Chorus)
Ender Dragon wanna frick with me, guess I'll get the pearls
Be killin' the dragon in a bunch of other worlds
Got a lotta diamonds, wanna take em' all and make a house
Got some healing potions, give myself a douse

(Bridge)
Minecraft, Minecraft, Alex, for the last time
Stop digging down, we don't have to strip mine
Pullin' up on the Caves, those diamonds so shiney
Alex, she tellin' everyone she's my wifey
(She's Not)