I Never Met a Girl I Didnt Like
Well I like girls
And there ain't no doubt
They're one thing I can't live without
But I don't like the same one every night
Farmer's daughters, Cajun queens
From Omaha to New Orleans
I never met a girl I didn't like

Well uptown ladies and meter maids
Secretaries and nurse's aids
They all feel the same when I hold 'em tight
Well married, single, engaged
Divorced, lonely, old maids
I never met a girl I didn't like

They all look the same when I pull down the shades
And turn out the lights
Never met a girl I didn't like
Oh yeah!

Well I only get to go around once
And I don't want to miss no one
I don't care if they're naughty or nice
Short, fat, lean and tall
It don't matter I'll love them all
I never met a girl I didn't like
They all look the same when I pull down the shades
And turn out the lights
Never met a girl I didn't like
They all look the same when I pull down the shades
And turn out the lights
Never met a girl I didn't like

Ah, I'm telling you truth about 'em!
Yeah!