Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
[Verse 1]
I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
But she was something I could lay on

[Chorus]
Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

[Verse 2]
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on (La la la la la-ahh la)
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on (A Roger Daltrey cape on)
There was a bed I dumped her shape on

[Chorus]
Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

[Verse 3]
Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise
Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain a surprise
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em
[Chorus]
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me
Plastic leather, 14 triple D

[Verse 4]
I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"
She told me: "Don't you worry no more!"
And got right down there on the tile floor

[Chorus]
"Now darling stomp all over me!"
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

[Verse 5]
Is this something new, having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do, for your pleasure?
(Yo' pleasure . . . it's . . . uh . . . uh . . . all I need)
"What is this, a quiz? Don't you worry what it is!
It is merely just a moment I can treasure!"
(What is . . . ?) (You know . . . )
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
She couldn't talk cause her mouth had been extendered
Looked to me as though she had been blendered

[Chorus]
But was this abject misery? No! No!
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
Well...
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
But was this abject misery? No! No!
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
But was this abject misery? No! No!
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee—
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!