The Money Song
If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get it shame on you
Funny, funny, funny what money can do

Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Funny funny funny what money can do

Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than without

If you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
Funny, funny, funny what money can do

La money mo no money money mo no
Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing?
I'm singing
This is singing?
Don't you like it?
No I don't like it you want to sing with me?
Can I sing with you?
Sure you can
All right
If I do not need it badly
Folks will give it to you gladly
But I need it
Nuts to you
Funny, funny, funny what money can do

If I am lucky and I make it
You'll be frightened
But who can take it
The Internal Revenue
Funny, funny, funny what money can do

Birds don't got it still they sing
Eating winds up on the wing
Ideal lives some folks affirm
So Ok you're a bird but suppose you're a worm
It's a bad thing oh yes very
For the germs and sanitary
Will you have some
Oh thank you
Funny, funny, funny what money can do

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If I got it
Who's got it
I don't need it
But I need it
If you need it
And I need it
You don't got it
But I want it
You can't get it shame on you
What can I do
Funny, funny, funny what money can do
Them that have it
Where'd they get it
Get more of it
Can they keep it
The less they need it
Who don't need it
The more they love it
And how they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Boo hoo
Funny, funny, funny what money can do
Money money we love you
Funny, funny, funny you can do