Polygamy
[Intro]
(Man 1): We go to bed with seven girls
(Man 2): And you have fun?
(Man 1): I mean...Can you handle seven girls at one time? No. But you have that feeling you own the world. That's what everybody looking for

[Verse 1]
I'm sexy and single
Never had shingles
Look at all the singles
Chillin' in my billfold
Look at my bulge
That's not a horse
Kill a hot beat, snort coke like Scott Storch
I'm a eligible bachelor
That's a $50 gram
And that's whiter than
The whole state of Oregon
Barbed wire, concrete, exterior bricks
The interior, you live in fear of my fist
Drinkin' beer, and I piss
It smell like Heineken
Had like nine or ten
I'm gettin' violent again
I'm online again
Tryna find a bride again
Entire land of Ireland
Don't know where to buy her from
Jamaican, Croatian, to Asia
I take a bitch to stay in the basement
Make her my latest wench
Girl, get your apron
There's no escapin' it
Now playing David Koresh's greatest hits
[Chorus]
First it was sodomy
Then it was bigamy
Now God has given me
The gift of polygamy. Polygamy
Polygamy
Polygamy?

First it was sodomy
Then it was bigamy
Now God has given me
The gift of polygamy. Polygamy
Polygamy
Polygamy?

[Verse 2]
I bought you a ring
So that we could get married
I got 23 kids
You could take care of 'em
Sounds like a lot
You ain't gotta be scared of 'em
My nine other wives
Right there to help manage 'em
So make a tuna casserole
Imma play some basketball
Jumpman Jordan
Then she licked my asshole, y'all
Bitch had her legs spread, arm up, tongue out
Welcome to my compound
"Father Troung Funhouse."
If I don't got my cock out
I probably got my gun out
Either way, I'm probably gonna squeeze until I run out
Wait till I come out
Fresh out the nuthouse
"Where'd you hide the guns at?"
They at Charlie Hung's house
Pissy like an outhouse
Stinkin' like trench mouth
Tryna find a bitch at the Outback Steakhouse
"What you mean it's kids night?
What you mean I'm kicked out?"
Had my penis way out
It's Pee-Wee's Playhouse
[Chorus]
First it was sodomy, (Benny. Benny.)
Then it was bigamy, yeah. (Young Benjamin.)
That's polygamy
Then I had the bigamy
Then I had the sodomy
Then I had polygamy

First it was sodomy
Then it was bigamy
Now God has given me
The gift of polygamy
Polygamy
Polygamy?
Polygamy?

First it was sodomy
Then it was bigamy
Now God has given me
The gift of polygamy
Polygamy
Polygamy
Polygamy?

[Outro]
(Girl): It's not that I don't believe in what he says, It's just... Sharing a man with your mother, it's...it's just not normal