Loveless Motel
You carried a purse
I carried a paper sack
The smiling clerk winked at me and said
"Sir, can I help you with your bags?"

I've been there before
But I couldn’t remember when
'Cause I always signed the book as
Mr. And Mrs. Smith

I tried to be cool
You tried not to notice me
You memorized the no smoking sign
While I fumbled with the keys

I finally opened the door
Then gracefully slipped and fell
Then I looked up at you and said
"Welcome to The Loveless Motel"

The loveless motel
On the shady side of town
The place you can find the right kind of conversation
When the sun goes down
The loveless motel
Where strangers kiss and never tell
Ah, but we found a whole lotta love
At the loveless motel

I had me a beer
You had to powder your nose
I turned off the lights
Smiled, and slightly put a quarter in the radio

Thought it's been a long time
I still remember it well
That wonderful night we fell in love
At the loveless motel

The loveless motel
On the shady side of town
A place you can find the right kind of conversation
When the sun goes down

The loveless motel
Where strangers kiss and never tell
Ah, but we found a whole lotta love
At the loveless motel

Yeah, baby, we got a whole lotta love
At the loveless motel
Yeah, baby, didn’t we make some love
At the loveless motel?