The Sons of Big Boss
Ashly: Brothaaa! This is where it all ends.
Anthony: Oh.

(Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin)

(They square off)

(They fight for awhile)

(Both are knocked down; they pick up markers; they jab each others' necks with them.)

Ant: Ashlyyyy!!!!
Ash: Brothaaa!!!!

(Back at the house, Papa Burch is reading a romance novel.)

Ash: (Has Anthony by the neck) Hey Anthony... what are YOU playing?

(Text Adventures)
(Street Fighter Four)
(Geometry Wars)
(Bioshock)
Ant: Rrrr... Dance Dance Revolution!! (Breaks free) (They fight more.) (Ash eventually knocks him down.)

Ash: You're pretty good.

(Flashbacks to Ashly being slapped.)

(Anthony slaps her.)

(Ashly collapses in pain.)

Ash: I was raised... on a battlefield....
Ant: Shut up!
Ash: Finish it. Complete your mission. (Hands Anthony a gun.)

(Anthony holds it toward her for some time; as he is about to shoot her, he is squirted with water from off-camera.)

(Ashly pumps her Super Soaker and laughs.)

(Episode credits.)

(Ashly salutes, Papa Burch walks up behind her.)

Papa Burch: Whats up?

(Season credits.)
(Ash cracks an egg into the frying pan and receives a codec call.)

???: (Through static) Hey Ash... Playing... hell....
Ash: Anthony, is that you?
Ant: I'm not calling you.
Ash: Dad?
Papa Burch: I'm not doin' shit.
David Hayter: Hey Ash, this is Snake. What the hell are you playing?
(The weight of what just happened slowly dawns of Ash.)
Ash: AAAAHHHHHH—

(The End)

(For now)