Brotherly Love
Me and my sister got this funny little habit of getting busy like bunny rabbits
Shit I love her so much
You can look at her billy but don't touch
Unless you like the sound of your nose going crunch

If you fuck with my sister
I'ma fuck witchoo

She's so pretty
She's got the cutest little titties and the tightest little butt you ever felt
I never felt as good as that
First time she told me that I was real good at rap
She was like, 'you could make a career outta that!'
I remember at the time I was chilling with a beer on the back
Of my granddaddy's jalopy, stroking my little puppy
Then my friend chucky was like "sucky fucky five dollar"
So I grabbed the little bitch by the collar
And said, what's your fuckin problem mister?
Don't you ever lemme catch you disrespecting my sister like that ever again??
And all he said was, "oh fuck!" as I threw him off the back of the truck
If you fuck with my sister
I'ma fuck witchoo

("This is the thought that wakes up me in the middle of the night
When i get older, these kids are gonna take care of me
I Wouldn't count on it")

But then I was like 'yeah, but I can't read or spell that well'
Michelle was like, don't matter jus practice sayin:
She sells sea shells by the sea shore, till you know it off by heart
Then say: one smart fella, he felt smart
Two smart fellas, they felt smart but say it real fast
Over and over and over again
Then this kid mince tried it and said it all fucked up on purpose
And just stood there, staring at me looking real nervous
'what you go have to say that for mince'
You know how michelle feels 'bout flatulence!
But before I could rip into this stupid little dyslexic kid
He fell down and started having an epileptic fit

If you fuck with my sister
I'ma fuck witchoo!

So, what's up with the beat?
She's got the type of loving I need
Like, she'll make me something to eat
Then I'll pay her back by rubbing her feet
Now'n again she'll start fucking with me
Sayin shit like, 'darrel , you don't mean nothing to me?'
An I'll be like, 'what?' then she'll say: I'm just playing baby you're beautiful
You shouldn't be so manipulable
Try keeping your reactions minimal
Instead of freaking out like the real you is invisible
You know what I'm meaning, fuck what they think
Keep em flexing in the direction of a calm reflection that's on some next shit
So let me fuck withchoo!
(that a real shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that)