Colgate Smile
[Verse 1]
2 stars into my eyes, baby
Are you the one for me now, lady?
You ask to be my lover and so on, yeah
But I'd rather have your brother
1 on 1, girl

[Hook 1]
Show Me that Colgate smile
(Turn that frown upside down, girl)
Show Me that Colgate smile
(2 plus 2 ain't 4.  It's 5, tramp!)
Show Me that Colgate smile
(You know I was watching you from the top bunk, Kristen)
Show Me that Colgate smile
(Aww, how y'like me now?)

[Verse 2]
It's all just caviar wet dreams, honey
But I know you only want my money, Yoko
You know chicks with dicks excite me
Hot Dallas nights and then some, mama
Awww, Yeah!

[Hook 2]
Show Me that Colgate smile
(Luke, you know I'm your father)
Show Me that Colgate smile
(You know I really hate it when you speak Braile to me at night)
Show Me that Colgate smile
(I'll give you a massage like 23 Princes!)
Show Me that Colgate smile
(Racecar backwards spells racecar, but you wouldn't know that!)

[Outro]
Show me that
Show me that (oh!)
Show me that Colgate smile! (oh yeah) (that's right!)

Show me that
Show me that (oh!)
Show me that Colgate smile!

Show me that
Show me that (oh yeah)
Show me that Colgate smile! (too much too much)

Show me that
Show me that (one time)
Show me that Colgate smile!