Wendy
I went out late to have some fun
The pub was dark and empty
Beauty this place i didn’t know
So i got to know Wendy

A smell like death, teeth like a horse
Her bra was made in hell
Yelling voice, hairy legs
Man i love that girl

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light

I ordered her a coffee
She couldn't read the menu
So i said to her let's find another venue
She farted but i didn't mind exotic smells
Digging in her nose she rang my bell
A smell like death, teeth like a horse
Her bra was made in hell
Yelling voice, hairy legs
Man i love that girl

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light

Woke up by her smoking - i had no choice
Wanted to escape - i was caught by her voice
Hey man, do you feel alright?
Girl i'm fine, but bring on the night

A smell like death, teeth like a horse
Her bra was made in hell
Yelling voice, hairy legs
Man i love that girl

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light
You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light

You know i don't care
About the colour of your hair
Hey babe, it's alright
If you turn down the light