Santa Dog Medley
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the future...
...In the future

Fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness severed sleeves
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Snowness severed sleeves

A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eves
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Effervescent eves

A greeting and a meeting team of hoarse and frosty words
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Hoarse and frosty words
A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Other noxious herbs

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the Future!

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus

Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo Bam
Shoo
Shoo
Shoo
Shoo
Shoo
Shoo
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When everyone lives in the future
The present is au revoir
When everyone lives in the future
The present is au revoir
When everyone lives in the future
The present is au revoir
When everyone lives in the future
The present is au revoir
Something pale and mercenary
Left a pile of turkey
Very near a little Spanish town
And every day the big cranberries
Peer into the mouths of Marys
Being held for nothing more
Than being what was there before
All this happened

Arf:
Do you ever?
Omega:
Do you ever
Arf & Omega:
Wonder who you are?
Omega:
Well, Kick a cat --
Arf:
Kick a cat --
Arf & Omega:
Kick a cat today!
Omega:
Fish are dumb --
Arf:
Pluck an eye from one
Arf & Omega:
Kick a cat, Kick a cat, Kick a cat today;
Fish are dumb, pluck an eye from one!
Kick a cat, Kick a cat, Kick a cat today;
Fish are dumb, pluck an eye from one!
Kick a cat, Kick a cat, Kick a cat today;
Fish are dumb, pluck an eye from one!
Kick a cat, Kick a cat, Kick a cat today;
Fish are dumb, pluck an eye from one!
Kick a cat, Kick a cat, Kick a cat today;
Fish are dumb, pluck an eye from one!
The Singing Lawnchairs:
Kick a cat, kick a cat, kick a cat today
Fish are dumb, pluck an eye from one
Kick a cat, kick a cat, kick a cat today
Fish are dumb, pluck an eye from one
Kick a cat, kick a cat, kick a cat today
Weescoosa Knows The Way...