Johnstons Motorcar
As down by Brannigan's corner one morning i did stray
I met another rebel there, this to me he said
"I have orders from our captain to assemble at Dunbar
But how are we to get there without a motorcar?"

"Well Barney dear be of good cheer I'll tell you what we'll do
The British, they are plentiful, the IRA are few
We'll send a wire to Johnston before we walk too far
And we'll give the boys a jolly good ride in Johnston's Motorcar!"

Whеn Doctor Johnston heard the news, soon but on his shoеs
He said the case was urgent, little time to lose
He wore a fancy castor hat, on his breast a star
You could here the din go through Glenfin of Johnston's Motorcar!

But when he reached the railway bridge, the rebels he led there
And he knew the game was up, so "Dammit!" he declared
"I got an English permit to travel near and far!"
"You can stick your pass right up your ass we want your motorcar!"

"What will my loyal brethren say when they here the news?
My car, it's been-a commandeered by the rebels at Dunluce!"
They give me a receipt for it, that's signed by Captain Barr
"When Ireland gets her freedom, boy, you'll get your motorcar!"
They put that car in motion, and filled it to the brim
With guns and bayonetts shining, old Johnston hit his grin
Then Barney hoisted a Sinn Féin flag, buttered like a star
And we gave 3 cheers for the IRA and Johnston's Motorcar!