LEAF
(Intro)
Yo, J-11
Pause that, pause that
I'm about to go crazy on this beat
You already know

Ima eat this shit
Like a leaf
Okay okay okay
I'll stop fucking around
Here we go-

(Verse 1)
I'm out here hangin'
Like a leaf
All my life I've been living off trees

I'm so fucking grateful for the air they gave me
And the paper I use to right bars like these

Yeah
All the times I hid behind you in hide & seek
I sat on your branches when the days were bleak
Looking down at the ground and over to a tree
It felt like the trees were the only ones who understood me

It's hard for you to know what we've been through
It's hard for you to know when they haven't helped you

Maybe you don't get, you don't have a fuckin clue
But if you thought bout' it a little more I'm sure they helped you too

You wouldn't understand, No
You wouldn't understand
You wouldn't understand
Trees are the plan

(Midsection 1)
Reporter: This just in, it seems like the creek down at Groverville park has been contaminated with oil

Make sure your kids stay away from these waters as best as possible, more at 5

(Midsection 2)
Reporter: This Night At 5, anyone who has went into the hazardous creek recently has been spotted doing weird things, Such as hugging trees and clinging to them

We don't know the cause of this, but we here at ERST News are trying our best to look into it

(Chorus)
Spent my life, living off of trees
And what am I to them you see?
I can't help them like they helped me
That's how it be (x2)

(Breakdown)
Lumberjack Joe: TIMBERRR and there she falls!
I knew our plan to cut down all the trees and build a supermarket was gonna work!

All we had to do was get those stupid fuckin kids in to the creek lets go! (hahaha)

Lumberjack Larry: Oh god! But what did he put in the trees!

(Outro)

And that's how I, J-11, became king of the trees and King of Grovserville!

Billy: Actually it doesn't really sound like you became King of the Trees at all, it actually sounds like you, exploded all of them

I mean, by that logic you would be the opposite of the King of the Trees, you'd be like the-

Uh-

I don't know but you definitely wouldn't be the King of the Trees

J-11: I'm King of the fuckin Trees Billy and I'm gonna prove that to you right now, I'm king of the FUCKIN trees!

If you ever bring up that shit again your gonna end up like one of those townsfolk from Groverville, Huh!
You wanna end up like them Billy!

You wanna!

Let's see how that goes for ya Billy!

Let's see who's King of the fuckin trees then!

HUH, let's see

Billy: Your not King of the Tree-

Connor Whitmore: I wonder how comes up with all this stuff like honestly

Patrick Star: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Margaret Simpson: IEEE A A A A-
Connor Whitmore: WHO'S MAKING ANYTHING LIKE THAT!