Cuntry Song
Voice 1: "Hey, Joe! You ever been to Modesto?"
Voice 2: "No."
Voice 1: "Me neither."

Saw my [?] erection [?]
Broken in the briefs [?]
Sexual frustration
Handsome casualties [?]

Save up some money
Let's buy some gasoline
We'll drive to San Francisco
And get as high as a redwood tree

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I don't need no one
Soaked up to my knees
I just want to meet your daughter
Make some history
Love is like an ocean
Always interchanging [?]

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