Unabomber
[Verse: Jorge]
Jesus was a carpenter
That built the catapult
For me and my fam
To get over the wall
I mean, like, damn, I don't care at all
I'll punch officers from ICE
I'm ready for any kind of fights
Fuck the law, I'm the Unabomber
Ain't ready yet, but I wanna be a father
What's my body count? I forgot
Doing donuts in a parking lot
With my kids in the backseat
All you other rappers obsolete
Like the fucking Fax Machine
Got a blue haired baby queen
Listened to every album from Miley Cyrus
I used to get Jamba Juice from ISIS
Bush lied, people died, then I cried
Edward versus Jacob, I think I picked a side
Here's a hint, it's not the vampire
Just hit another pot hole, it's a flat tire
Raiding my cabinet now, looking for pills
Going to bed off of these Benadryls
[Outro: Adam]
DoodleDrip, suck a dick
I don't care, it's a trick
But my mom didn't raise me to stay this way
Aw, mom, I'm sorry, but I'm really gay