Cowboy Church
Pass the hats, ten's a gallon
Paid my dues to the mighty stallion
I’m saved
Another wad in the bucket of the cowboy church

Christ in chaps, we’re consuming
Biscuits, gravy for communion
Oh Lord
Baptised at the bottle at the cowboy church

Everybody’s packing heat
No need to be discreet
No need to feel strange
When’s heaven's a home
Home on the range

Calvin’s piss on a pentagram
Jesus fish opposite Dodge Ram
Goddamn
Got designated drivers at the cowboy church
Chapel's cheap if the art don’t matter
We serve beans on a silver platter
Who cares?
No-one's judged in the cowboy church

Saloon door confessional
It ain't nothing special
A crown of tumbleweeds bled Christ dry

On your knees, close your eyes
Receive the holy roast
Receive, receive
You will believe
You will believe
You will believe

Receive and you will believe
Receive and you will believe
Receive, receive
Receive and you will believe
Receive and you will believe

[Indistinct, layered shouting]