Alister McAllister
[Verse 1]
Well there's a rock & roll band I feel that you should see
They're playing down in Hastings by the sea
Let's waste the weekend in each other's company
I cleared it with the wife and now my [?]
Share a bag of chips
Get some air in our lungs
Whoa-oa-oa-oa
Down the amusements
We'll have ourselves some fun

[Verse 2]
Well my wife and I, we hit our conversational droughts
But you and I, we got stuff we can talk about
We got an understanding and when you take my hand
It's 1982 again we're watching The Jam
So this is entertainment
They say there's something going on
Whoa-oa-oa-oa
Well they can stick their rumors up their [?]
[Chorus]
Oh Alister what's happening?
What's going on behind the scenes?
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister, well I've been wondering
What's in your head, you gotta let us in
Oh Alister McAllister

[Verse 3]
If your husband has to ask what you've been up to tonight
Well the band, they are our soundtrack and our alibi
Drink away reality to songs we love
If we're not careful we might find they've written one about us
So many shows
Every word we can sing
My love for you
It is a dangerous thing

[Chorus]
Oh Alister what's happening?
What's going on behind the scenes?
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister, well I've been wondering
What's in your head, you gotta let us in
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister McAllister
[Bridge]
Separate rooming
Who's it fooling?
I don't want to see [?]
Extramarital
It's more compatible
You make me feel sixteen again
Whoa-oa-oa-oa

[Chorus]
Oh Alister what's happening?
What's going on behind the scenes?
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister, well I've been wondering
What's in your head, you gotta let us in
Oh Alister McAllister
Oh Alister McAllister

[Outro]
Well there's a rock & roll band I feel that you should see
(Oh Alister what's happening?)
They're playing down in Hastings by the sea
(What's going on behind the scenes?)
Let's waste the weekend in each other's company
(Oh Alister McAllister)
I cleared it with the wife and now my [?]
(Oh Alister)