Mama Chetti
Ready, ready
Silver steady
Here she comes
It's Mama Chetti

Got a problem
She's a solver
Granny's got
A big revolver

She's a killer
She's a stalker
She's a rocker
With a walker

Murderer on Medicare
Got the answer for your prayer

A flash of grey in the light
A slash of blade out of sight
She's coming for you tonight
It's Mama Chetti
Well
She'll serve up cold
Your just desserts
The opposite
Of Life Alert

In her frail hands
Your life will drop
You've fallen
And you can't get up

Another day
Another kill
Another mark
Another thrill

Mama's time is coming, true
I bet that she will outlive you

A flash of grey in the light
A slash of blade out of sight
She's coming for you tonight
It's Mama Chetti

And Mama Chetti will run you through