Pickup Truck Christmas Party
It's Saturday night, time to have some fun
Gonna drink some beer, gonna shoot my gun
Then I notice the date's December 28 minus three
And that's a birthday to someone special to me

So I got some egg nog and I bought a tree
And I put Rudolph on the tv
I got my truck four Christmases ago today
And that makes it this truck's Christmas birthday

Christmas truck Christmas party, every truck's invited
The trucks jingle their bells and they get excited
Pickup truck Christmas party, havin' a blast
I left Santa Christmas cookies made of gas

And instead of mistletoe, truck's kiss under air fresheners
And instead of Santa Claus, they sit on a mechanic
'Stead of saying "Merry Christmas," trucks honk their horns
Some do car alarms, but most honk horns

Ho, ho, truck's birthday
Ho, ho, truck's birthday
Ho, ho, truck's birthday
Yeah yeah