T for Texas Blue Yodel No. 1
T for Texas, T for Tennessee
T for Texas and it's T for Tennessee
And it's T for Thelma, Lord she made a wreck of me

Well I don't miss you Thelma
No, I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you Thelma
No, I don't miss you at all
Cause I can get more women
Than a passenger train can haul

Baby, I'd like to be your sidetrack
Till your mainline comes
I'd like to be your sidetrack
Till your mainline comes
Cause I can do more switching
Than your mainline ever done