Dont Go To The Moon A Musical PSA
[Intro]
This is uh, this a little song for you kids
About going into space and shit

[Verse 1]
If you go straight to the moon
With no spacesuit on
Then you will die
And if you fly to Saturn
To check out the ring
You will find that you can't because you die
If you go to Pluto
To confirm that it is not a planet
Then you will never make it
Because instead, you will die
And Jupiter is a gas giant
What kind of gas?
We'll find out, but you can't
Because you will die
There is no life outside of earth
Because if you're in space then you will die
The dinosaurs all died because of meteors
Those are from space
Space makes you die
If you wish upon a star
It'll throw you into orbit [?]
And there is no air
So guess what? You die
Kids, don't go into space
[Chorus]
Don't go to the moon kids
Don't go to space
If you go to space, kids
You will fucking die

Don't go to the sun kids
Don't go to space
If you fly into the sun
You catch fire and die

[Verse 2]
Look,
There's nothing good in space
Don't listen to NASA
They've never been to space
And they're a bunch of assholes
Spaceships are not real
It's a government conspiracy
To make kids go to space
To even out the annual US Census
We have too many kids here
There's a lot of children on Earth
And a lot of children in the States
And powerful people want all of the kids to go
Into space and die
My sources are immaculate
They're all from Wikipedia
[Chorus]
Don't go to the moon kids
Don't go to space
If you go to space, kids
You will fucking die

Don't go to the sun kids
Don't go to space
If you fly into the sun
You catch fire and die

[Outro]
Remember that 80's movie
"The Explorers" with River Pheonix?
And they built a, uh, spaceship out of a tilt-or-whirl?
Yeah, government propaganda
Can you believe it?