Redneck Woman Reality Remix
[Verse 1]
Well, I've done never
Read words that's typed
I don't like to solve problems with my words
I'd rather get drunk and fight
Whammy on my Grandma
Or my littlelest
Or just random passerby
My boyfriend takes good care of me
And gave me these black eyes
No, I ain't got no degree
And I can't even write
Got my eleven kids with me
And not one dad in sight

[Chorus]
Since I'm a redneck woman
I've never been to a mall
Just the product of the incest
From my sister and my Pa
And I keep them engine car parts
On my front yard all year long
Not that you can see 'em
Since my lawn's so overgrown
Callin' all you white-trash skanks
In Confederate Country
Get your hands off my man, bitch!
Or you got to deal with me!
'Cuz I'm tough
Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)
[Verse 2]
It's ain't no secret
That my stuff's real prime
Get the number off that bathroom stall
Call me for a good time
That's a real number
From myself
So I's can find a good man
No, there's no such thing as a Sothern fag
'Cuz they've all dug my clam
You might think I'm nasty
And you might call me poor
But in my mind and in my heart
(Offscreen): You're just a backwoods whore!
Hey!

[Chorus]
I'm a redneck woman
And you stay off my land
My Grampy stole it fair and square
From that American Injun band
And my family's been residing here
For over a hundred years
And we don't want our country filled with
Immigrants and queers
So here to all out here screamin' loud
"The South will rise again"
Let me get a big hell yeah
From an ignorant southern man
Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)
[Verse 3]
So I'm a redneck woman
And that's all I am
Proud to be from the USA
The place that brought you spam
And I go to church on Sundays
'Cuz I'm a god-fearin woman
The preacher uses all big words
That I don't understand
So here's to all the people
That never cross that county line
Let's stay home in our shit towns
Until the end of time
Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)