Summer Never Comes Too Soon
How come it never rains in Spain?
And how come your dad looks like John Wayne?
B-movies from the past
Come back to me and you
You know it's true
They're watching everything we do

Put your cards upon the table
Tell your stories at the door
Playing conkers by the stable
Space invaders on the floor

Make a date with Uncle Fester
Ride your bike across the moon
In black and white with Jimmy Mason
Summer never comes too soon

Your face has put me in a trance
But when will you teach me how to dance?
Unholy visitors still walking through my bed
And in my head
But then there's nowhere else to go
Put your cards upon the table
Tell your stories at the door
Playing conkers by the stable
Space invaders on the floor

Make a date with Uncle Fester
Ride your bike across the moon
In black and white with Jimmy Mason
Summer never comes too soon

It's raining on the wrong side of the window
A nation's nightmare becomes reality
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any
Always the one with the fork
When they're dishing out gravy

It's raining on the wrong, wrong side of the window
A nation's nightmare becomes reality
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any
Always the one with the fork
When they're dishing out gravy

Put your cards upon the table
Tell your stories at the door
Playing conkers by the stable
Space invaders on the floor
Make a date with Uncle Fester
Ride your bike across the moon
In black and white with Jimmy Mason
Summer never comes too soon