Fantastic Freaks At the Dixie
[Intro]
So if y'all wanna be turned up, tell soundman, say "Turn it up" (Turn it up!)
Say "Turn it up" (Turn it up!) (Come on)
10 (Come on)
9 (Everybody)
8 (Come on)
7 (Louder!)
6 (Louder!)
(5) (Louder!) (Come on)
(4) (Come on) (Everybody)
(3) (Two)
(2) (Ow!)
(1)

[Verse 1]
And we're Fantastic Five MCs
And we're pleasin' all the ladies
And when we shock the party, and do it right
They seem to all go crazy (They go crazy)
We're the best, uh, we passed the test
No better or less, we don't mean to oppress
We're a crew of fine finesse, so the ladies say yes
We're the five MC's, and oh, the progress
We can do it, uh, and shock and amaze
And make all the ladies stand in a daze
We can steal your heart, or break it apart
'Cause we're number one on the MC chart
You might try to deny it, other MCs try to bite it
When it comes to throwing joints, you better not try it
Please, Mr. Grand Wizard, please
Give to the gents and the young ladies
[Verse 2]
Huh! Yeah!
Dot-A-Rock, are you ready to freak it out? (Ah-hey!)
Master Rob, are you ready to freak it out?
Whipper Whip, are you ready to freak it out? (Hey!)
Ruby Dee, are you ready to freak it out? (Huh-huh!)
Kevie Kev, are you ready to freak it out? (Everybody, everybody)
Let's freak it out, let's freak it out
We'll make you scream, we'll make you shout
We're the five MCs that are turnin' it out
We don't go to Taft, we don't go to Evander
We got more chicks than Colonel Sanders
So we run the freestyle just like we should
'Cause the five MCs always finger lickin' good
Don't have a Rolls Royce, don't have a diamond ring
We'll bet you fifty dollars that we can make a mic sing
We can sing, we can dance, we can hum along
We can make the fly girls want to come along
We can sing, we can dance, we're the kings of romance
Fly girls, huh, wanna give us a chance
So when you wake up in the morning and you wash your face
And then you freak with the rhythm and you rock with the bass
And learn a new somethin' about the birds and the bees
We give finesse to impress all the young ladies
We was laying in our bed with the radio playin'
We was trying to listen to what the man was sayin'
He was talkin' about all this killin' and slayin'
Well it never works out, you end up payin'
So now you gained some civilization
And now you want to join our organization
And all of a sudden you feel the sensation
That we're the best brothers with our own creation
[Verse 3]
I'm a fearless lover, always Romantic
Down with the crew we call Fantastic
Got money to spend and money to lend
Now if the girls don't want it, I give it to the men
(Say what, say what?)
Now they follow me, and be on a hawk
And won't do it (Why?)
'Cause this ain't givin', New York
Dot-A-Rock, guaranteed to make the microphone sing
Walkin' around, sportin' your diamond ring
The ladies know you are an MC king
Get on your mic and tell 'em it ain't no thing

[Verse 4]
Well I'm a vicious MC that got it like that
You better watch it, young girl, 'cause I got a strong back
Don't mean to alarm, I hold you in my arm
Guaranteed you'll love my Dot-A-Rock charm
One of a kind, I'm here to rock your mind
As I slide you down, I might feel your behind
Pick up my cash, smoke up my hash
And see you on 'cause I bought you a pair of Jordache
Love you in the night, and you wake up in the day
I'm guaranteed to say that I got it that way
Then you get goose pimples, your heart start to drop
You know you in love with MC Dot-A-Rock
I told you from the start I would take your heart
Not stupid or crazy, I was just more smart
I'm a Virgo, just doin' my thing
The next thing you know, you'll be under my wing
Well it's the same for everybody, not only just you
Monkey see, you know, monkey do
I don't think I'm fly, you can't deny
Better meet Dot-A-Rock 'cause I am a nice guy
Now Ruby Dee, a-Ruby Dee
A-Ruby Dee, my brother, my man
Just get on the mic and take command
[Verse 5]
Well Ruby Dee is my name, and I'm a Puerto Rican
You might think I'm black by the way I'm speakin'
I'm slick, I'm handsome with a lot of curls
That's the reason I attract all the freak fly girls
The other reason is style and profile
That makes all the ladies know I'm worth the while
'Cause I'm too hot to burn, too cold to hold
Ruby Dee's in the place, and you must say so
I'm bad, super bad, oh bad, I'm the man
Keep on and rock the house
Come on, come on, come on, let me turn it out
Master Rob guaranteed to make the microphone sing
Walkin' around sporting your diamond ring
And all the ladies know you as the next to win
Get on your mic and tell 'em, it ain't no thing

[Verse 6]
To the beat y'all, so very unique
'Cause the rhythm of the sound gets down so quick
My skill and occupation is rappin' on the mic
The reason that I do it, 'cause that's what I like (Hey!)
Got the capability to do other things
Be in the movies, pump it raw, pump it raw
I be a pimp, a pusher, an executive
With a 40 room mansion, that's how I live
Eat the finest food, drink exclusive wine
I say for a girl, be mine, all mine
Not lookin' for a woman that's only sexy
Listen up, and I'll tell you how you have to be
Just honest, intelligent, with sex appeal
Stop raw, baby doll, 'cause that's how you'll be
Fit my description, and you can't resist
After the party is over, just sign up on my list
Whipper Whip, my man
Just get on the mic and take on the man

[Verse 7]
Well I'm a sex machine, 'cause I'm mean
See what I mean?
I am the New Yorker, the sweet walker
The woman stalker, the jive talker
The money maker, the safe breaker
Boy, you better watch your girl, 'cause I'm the man that'll take her
I'm the least conceited, and I'm undefeated
Never been beat, sounds so sweet
Prince Whipper Whip, yes, they won't say no
The professional magician of the microphone
And if you want to know why they call me Whip
'Cause I like all the ladies with the curvy hips
I'm on, time, all the time
With all my rhymes, 'cause I blow your mind
You see me over here, I'm rockin' over there
Have no fear 'cause the Five is here
And we rock, to the non-stop
And we rock, to the non-stop
Fantastic, we can make a microphone sing
Walkin' around, sportin' your diamond ring
The ladies know us, we are the MC king
Get on the mic 'cause it ain't no thing

[Verse 8]
Romantic Fantastic Five, hah-hah
Each one is qualified
So make a dead party come alive, ooh
And make the girls gather us like flies
Other MCs want our rep
We got Theodore on the set (And that's right)
To keep those suckers right in check
And give us most respect
(You know why? 'Cause those five have)
So come on, party people, and cooperate with us
Fellas, put your hands together (Woo! Come on!)
Young ladies get up and shake your butt
But we're throwing down in Sensurround
We can be found throughout the town
Now ladies, check out this (Hold tight!)
We tote designer jeans, we look so mean
[?] we just can't miss
Hey y'all, we're five bad brothers and you can't deny
We got it together, so do coincide
And when we shock the house, and when we rock the house
And when we (Shock the house!)
And when we (Rock the house!)
And when we shock the house
You wonder why, we tried our best
And that's no lie
Fantastic, Fan, Fan, Fantastic
Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Romantic
Five (MC's) shock shockin' the house
For all the young ladies, you don't stop
Keep on, to the break-a-dawn