My PSA
All across this US of A
People are dying every day
It don't have to be this way
But I guess someone has gotta say

Don't try to hang yourself while you jerk off
Just jerk off the normal way
'Cause sometimes when people hang themselves they die
This is my PSA

Kids are cruel and they criticize
Their words can make you feel small in size
Everyone wants to be one of the guys
And some do dumb things to get recognized

If you're a nerd don't shoot up your school
No one's gonna think you're cool that way
It's actually like one of the most textbook nerdiest things you could do
This is my PSA

We all wanna do what is right
And when we're gone be greeted by the light
But the world ain't black and white
So just think twice before you join the fight
Don't blow yourself up 'cause God wants you to
There's at least a 50/50 chance he's not real anyway
Plus if he is, then he's God, so he can blow up people himself
This is my PSA

Don't hang yourself while you're tryna jerk off
If you're a nerd don't go shoot up your school
Don't blow up people 'cause God says you should
This is my humble advice to you

Just take a step back and try to chill out
Be online less, exercise once a day
You'll find you have less to get worked up about
This is my PSA