Naughty Librarian but first a word from our sponsors version
This is not a drill
Or maybe it is
Maybe you should just take a  pill
It’s probably probably probably probably probably probably nothing  ...
The girl with the naughty librarian glasses fidgets with her bookmark a fragment of life passes
The sun is shining but the day is unclear As she begins to disappear
I  tell the doctor what went wrong
She starts taking notes real fast
She feels like bursting into song grateful to be cured at last
Attention shoppers at the mall
The latest thing coming this spring
Somewhere between hot topic and Cinnabon they just can’t go on

(the rest of the lyrics before the last verse are samples of words and phrases of the first verses, recombined into new lines:)

"Naughty Librarian / it's / the latest thing" ...
"Attention shoppers / take a pill / the mall / begins to disappear" ... "The girl / bursting into song / feels like feels like feels like / nothing" ...

(finally ...)

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
I think I failed the Turing test
Beware of imitators
False alarm like all the rest
See you later operator