House Rules
HOUSE RULES

·         NO SMOKING INSIDE. NO SMOKING INSIDE. NO SMOKING INSIDE. We’ll have buckets for cigarettes outside so please dispose of the butts on your own. The owner only had one REPEATED request and that was no smoking inside and no cigarette butts in the yard/bushes.

·         CLEANING - The owner is taking the trash out every Sunday evening, so the house needs to be cleaned before anyone leaves Sunday. No cars will be leaving for the train / bus / or back to the city until the house is clean. Again, no cars will be leaving until everything is picked up.

·         GUEST POLICY - The house has a maximum occupancy.  Guest spots will be granted on a first request first served basis. We anticipate holiday weekends will be a full house with just us and therefore, guests are not permitted to visit during Memorial, 4th or Labor Day. Guest fees must be submitted via PayPal / venmo 1 day prior to guests arrival. Out-of-town guest fees are $100 / night. Local guests are $200 / night.

·         We got a Tahoe for the summer. We will have a driver on Saturday’s from 3 PM until 3 AM. The car keys will remain with one of us 3 AT ALL TIMES.

·         DAMAGE - Obviously don’t damage anything...but if you do, your security deposit will be withheld to pay for any damages. Please do not let this deter you from doing the right thing and admitting to one of us that you messed up (we do not want the owners to find any surprise damages that we were not able to fix because we were unaware of their existence). You are responsible for yourself and anyone you bring to the house. If you don’t want to pay for a complete stranger’s damage then don’t invite sketchy people over.

·         We are neither parents nor police...but what we say goes when it comes to the house because we are assuming all liability by being on the lease.

·          Once again, WE WANT TO RENEW THIS HOUSE UNTIL WE ARE ALL SICK AND TIRED OF SUMMER. THIS COULD NOT BE A BETTER HOME, LOCATION AND OWNER TO DEAL WITH.