Godzilla vs King Kong Rap Battle
[Verse 1: King Kong]
Who's the king around here? I am
This overgrown iguana wanna go mano y mano with a titan
That's when your life ends, turn around and start walkin'
Or I'll ram a tree down your throat, just so you can stop talkin' (Shut up!)
We all know what happened the last time that this flunky lost
He fell off because he couldn't handle these monkey bars
Ain't nobody packin' punches like this primate
It's my world, the rise of the planet of the prime ape

[Verse 2: Godzilla]
Ha! Now what's a king to a God?
These razor sharp talons slash and lacerate, I'm leavin' ya' scarred
Your lungs punctured, now you breathin' too hard
These stun punches got you plеadin' on your knees, now you believin'
In God-zilla, the Kong killеr, say good night "King"
Call me Ye, the way I'm spitting this ultralight beam
You climbin' buildings, feelin' famous
You won't like it when I shove this entire Empire State Building into your anus

[Verse 3: King Kong]
I'll crack your bones with these over-sized molars
Me monkey, bash your skull with an over-sized boulder
I'm about to go bananas 'cause this coward is a nuisance
Bite off your tail and use Tokyo Tower as a toothpick
And now you sprayin' that accursed breath
You need to eat a Listerine factory, 'cause that's a smell that's worse than death
You cannot best me, I'll use my axe and skin you alive
To make a thousand purses and sell 'em on Etsy
You should never play with Kong, giant Yoshi days are gone
Body-slammed into the pacific rim, call that a jaeger bomb
I'm sick of you, another step and you'll be ripped in two
'Bout to finish the job that I started back in '62
[Verse 4: Godzilla]
Listen fur-ball, who you callin' a coward?
I'm not afraid of nothin'! You must be afraid of showers
They had to call the National Guard, 'cause I'm so violent
Call a pilot to fly your monkey ass back to Skull Island
Runnin' full speed, ain't no stoppin' now!
We can fight in Tokyo, yeah, that's my old stompin' grounds
You think I'm scared, 'cause you poundin' your chest
Gorilla, please, King Kong ain't got shit on me
Come against my atomic blast, you gettin' your ass kicked
Now who would imagine dragons would be radioactive?
You should be cautious, I'll show you who the final boss is
Once and for all, who is the real king of the monsters?