Screwdriver
[Verse 1]
I woke up with a screwdriver lodged in my head
I don't know how it got there
Intuition tells me that it has something to do
With all the bottles on the floor
And the puke in my hair
It feels like I ate a sandpaper square
My eyes are bloodshot and there's smoke in the air
Why do I always do this to myself?

[Verse 2]
I woke up with some stitches in my head and
I don't know how they got there
Intuition tells me that it has something to do
With all the shots that I poured
And the friends that I scared
When I slipped and fell down the stairs
I drank so much that I forgot to care
Why do I always do this to myself?

[Chorus]
I told myself I'd only go out for one but
I ended up drinking at least four beers shotgunned
I never thought that it'd end up this way, please
God, tell me I'll end up okay
I told myself I'd only go out for one but
I ended up drinking at least eight shots for fun
I never thought that it'd end up this way, please
God, tell me I'll end up okay
[Bridge]
I woke up with a screwdriver lodged in my head
And I know how it got there
I get myself into these situations that
Honestly I wish that I could care
Honestly I wish that I could care
Honestly I wish that I...
I wish that I would've never gone and done this
I wish that I had control

[Chorus]
I told myself I'd only go out for one but
I ended up drinking at least four beers shotgunned
I never thought that it'd end up this way, please
God, tell me I'll end up okay
I told myself I'd only go out for one but
I ended up drinking at least eight shots for fun
I never thought that it'd end up this way, please
God, tell me I'll end up okay
(God, tell me I'll end up okay)
God, tell me I'll end up okay

[Outro]
I woke up with a screwdriver lodged in my head
I don't know how it got there