3 Pecker Goat
(1,2, 1,2)

[Verse 1]
Drinkin' rum out on the island in the Gulf of Mexico
Killin' time up on the poop deck, waitin' for a band to show
Walked on over to the jukebox, put a little pocket-change in
Saw her dancin' on the pooltables, lookin' like original sin

[Verse 2]
She said seven magic words to me: "Do you like to fish at night?"
She said the reds are runnin' off Bolivar right before daylight
I was standin' in a state of shock, thinkin' "Oh my god, she's the one"
She "Load 'em up in the pickup truck. What's the matter, the cat got your tongue?"

[Pre-Chorus]
Well my mama's good raisin'
And my daddy's education
Lord, it all went out the window, girl

[Chorus]
'Cause you're hotter than a three-pecker goat
Wild as a march hare
Buckin' like a mule kickin' in my stall
Drinkin' all the [?]
Smooth as a fox in a henhouse
With a new chinchilla coat
There ain't nothin' in the world we come from
Hotter than a three-pecker goat
[Verse 3]
In a big ol' Buick convertible, blue Texas Northern in her hair
Drivin' down the coast from her beach-house doin' what I could not to stare
And after all the laughin' and fishin' and drinkin' carryin' on that night
She said, "Drop back at the poop deck, son, and I'll see you on down the line"

[Pre-Chorus]
My mama's good raisin'
And my daddy's education
Lord, it all went out the window, girl

[Chorus]
'Cause you're hotter than a three-pecker goat
Wild as a march hare
Buckin' like a mule kickin' in my stall
Drinkin' all the [?]
Smooth as a fox in a henhouse
With a new chinchilla coat
There ain't nothin' in the world we come from
Hotter than a three-pecker goat
There ain't nothin' in the world we come from
Hotter than a three-pecker goat