The Seagull Song
Oopty sweeping seagulls
Soaring through the sky
Watch out your flying shoulder
They might leave you a bite
Oopty sweeping seagulls
Soaring through the sky
Watch out your flying shoulder
They might leave you a bite

Wet and sticky
Gooey and wet
Come and do it quick
Take that shoulder to a vet
Broken legs broken arm
A seagulls dead sound the alarms (woo woo woo)

Its not your fault, no ones a winner
Grab the salt we're having seagulls for dinner
Wa Wa Wa
Ho ho ho
He he ha
Woo woo woo (ya)
Spiral soaring
Swooping endlessly
Seagulls squark like a dying man
Seagulls *unknown* search for a placе to
Sit
(wow seagulls like to sit)

Speedily scampering scurrying
Sеagulls sheepily squirrel
Sharing squiggling *noises*
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Pesky human

Thank you for listening