The Call
Champaign-Urbana Police Station

What's you're emergency?

Hi, there's zombies and dead people everywhere, have you seen it? Someone here needs to kill the zombies!

I see a man outside pull out his phone

He has a police badge and starts talking

That's when I realized: "That's him, getting chased by a zombie"

I see him get tackled, and then stabbed in the chest

Blood pours out onto the sidewalk, it looks like a mеss

And then the phone hangs up, and thе zombie eats his brain

I don't see anyone else to help me, except for...

Myself