Sister Hell
Sister Hell told me
"He's squat and slimy, brother
My Mister Glob—
He's through my system now!"

Every time I look at you, you look away
Every time I turn around you knock me down
Every time I stand up you push me around
Why are you trying to push me around?!

Sister Hell told me
"It's long and slippery
That greasy chud spanker!
It's through my system now!"

Every time I come to you, you run away
Every time I go away, you come around
Every time I'm in the store, you push me away
Why are you trying to take me away?!

Sister Hell told me
"He's squat and slimy, brother
My Mister Glob—
He's through my system now!"
Every time I get there, you knock me down
Every time I'm up the stairs, you throw me down
Every time I'm close enough, you drag me away
Why are you trying to drag me away?!