Down By The Bay
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Did you ever see a whale
With a polka dot tail
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you ever seen a mole
With a gaping hole
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you ever seen a frog
Cranking his hog
Down by the bay
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you ever seen an armadillo
Drooling on his pillow
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you ever seen a bird
Dropping a turd
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Did you ever shit the van
Have to wipe with your hand
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you ever sucked dick for bus fare
And then walked home
No dude
Oh, me neither
Sick
Down by the bay
Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you ever seen a toad
Shooting his load
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you ever seen a peacock
Tugging his pea cock
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Have you seen a macaw
Sucking a WAP
Down by the bay

Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
Back to my home, I dare not go
For if I do, my mother will say
Did you ever see a giraffe
Sucking dick for crack
Down by the bay
Down by the bay