Oklahomie
[Verse 1]
Well, I'm a man with a hole in my head
I don't tan, I'm fifty shades of red
I got a pickup, but it don't run
Life is a stickup with a water gun

[Verse 2]
You want pretty, well, there's a barbed wire fence
You want city, put some caviar on your tent
Here's a truck stop, go get your jerky fix
A good luck stop, scratch your lotto tix

[Chorus]
Baby, take me Oklahome
Take me home, take me home again
Baby, take me Oklahome
I'm tired of the road again
So if you wanna reach me
I've been takin' it easy
Baby, take me Oklahome
Take me home, take home again
[Verse 3]
Well, I've come a long way from just hauling that hit
Now I'm down from the mountains, lay back in the pits
Yeah, yeah, now Gary England is yellin' my name
Yeah, 'cause I brought the Twister
Hope you brought the basement

[Chorus]
Baby, take me Oklahome
Take me home, take me home again
Baby, take me Oklahome
I'm tired of the road again
So if you wanna reach me
I've been takin' it easy
Baby, take me Oklahome
Take me home, take home again

[Bridge]
Hey, hon', you know it's all for fun
Now put some ketchup on your Garth Brooks and Dunn
Hey, hon', you know it's all for fun
Now put some ketchup on your Garth Brooks and Dunn, D-D-Dunn
Hey hon', it's all for fun
You know it's all for fun

[Chorus]
Baby, take me Oklahome
Take me home, take me home again
Baby, take me Oklahome
I'm tired of the road again
So if you wanna reach me
I've been takin' it easy
Baby, take me Oklahome
Take me home, take home again