Very Well-Connected
[TERRY, spoken]
Sophie Tucker, Fanny Brice, W. C. Fields?
They're all unique and I know how to sell that

[sung]
I'm the guy who picks the stars to play the shows
That garner the bravissimos
And fill the rows of theatres in Lexingtons and Buffalos
With acts I've pre-selected
I'm very well connected

[DAISY, spoken]
So are we

[TERRY, spoken]
I love how you can laugh at your situation. No self-pity!

[sung]
I can see you on the stage for lights aglow
Atop of vaudeville olio
You'd be the bill list, critics crow
As thanks to your impresario
Who has his game perfected
I'm very wеll-connected
I know the big producеrs
And all the VIPs

[DAISY & VIOLET]
Like who?

[TERRY]
Anyone whose anyone
Are friends or enemies
I'm on a first name basis
With a lot of them respected
Self-made kings who pull the strings
I'm very well-connected

It's my dream to make your dream reality
Now will you come along with me?
I'd like to see you all suceced
And end up were you long to be
With more than you expected
I'm very well-connected

Buddy!

[BUDDY]
See a master ply his trade
What a power to persuade
We all might have it made
By making this connection
He's our ticket to the top
A piece of cake, a lollypop
Let's take this ride and never stop
What a powerful connection

[TERRY]
I hope that I'll be working
With you and you and you

[TERRY & BUDDY]
We're a team
Who's got a dream

[BUDDY]
Who knows what we can do?

[TERRY & BUDDY]
We'll make our way together
With partners we've collected

[BUDDY]
We're very well-

[TERRY]
Extremely well-
Very well-
[BUDDY]
Very well-

[TERRY & BUDDY]
Connected!