Stop Sending Emails To My Mom
I left my telephone
On the shelf at home
So that I'd miss your call

I've heard it all before
Can't take it anymore
You say that it's all my fault

Well I've got flaws
And I've got issues
But there's not enough room for all your tissues

So I'll stay calm
And I'll reflect
But at some point I've got to interject

Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom
[instrumental]

My clothes are on the floor
'cause you took up all the drawers
There was no room for me anymore

You're the one who kicked me out
There's no need to shout
You can talk about me all you want on your blog

And I've got flaws
And I've got issues
But there's not enough room for all your tissues

So I'll stay calm
And I'll reflect
But at some point I've got to interject

Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom

[sick Mike Lefton guitar solo]

And I've got flaws
And I've got issues
But seriously...
Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom
Stop sending emails to my mom