Jersey Clowns
Tell the boys in the back
Danny's crashed his cadillac
He ain't hurt anybody
At least he wasn't drinking
He was just outside Detriot
You know those roads they are all broke
You can't get anyplace
There ain't no point in driving
He's flying in today
He's been all around the usa
He's seen every state at least twice
He's gonna break the news
That his ladies runnin' loose
Yea its getting around
I gotta tell him the truth
But I dont wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
Cause being down with some Jersey clowns
Can almost drive you insane
What a shame he's been away
Cause he's worked so hard to pay those bills
He's got two kids from his marraige before
And I wonder what makes him stay
You know it ain't the first time
She's played him like this a thousand times
It won't be the last
He's gonna break the news
That his ladies runnin' loose
Yea its getting around
I gotta tell him the truth
But I dont wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
Cause being down with some Jersey clowns
Can almost drive you insane
Tell the boys in the back
You've got some room for Dan
I'm sure he'd be greatful
He's coming home today
He's gonna break the news
That his ladies runnin' loose
Yea its getting around
I gotta tell him the truth
But I dont wanna do it
Don't wanna bring him down
Cause being down with some Jersey clowns
Can almost drive you insane
Being down with some jersey clowns
Can almost drive you insane
Insane