1 Funkateer
Well, all right!
Watch me talk
Yeah ah, Casper, could you accept the Jammy Award for Bootsy?
Well, Lordy be! The little ol' Lord's makin' me, bopper
Say thanks for makin' me Number One funkateer of all time

You're Number One, baby
Yeah (yeah), surely the one giveth and the one taketh away, bopper

You're Number One, baby, yeah
You're Number One, baby, ooh

You're Number One, baby, yeah uuuu, baby, yeah, my Number One, my Number One
My Number One, yeah ouh oh, baby
You're Number One, baby, yeah, my Number One
My Number One, my Number One, uuuuu, baby, yeah

Let's take it to the floor, bozo
You bad, let's take it to the floor, bozo
Let's take it to the floor, bozo
You're Number One
Baby baby baby, you're my Number One
Playboy, play!
Hey, playboy, don't you know that, ah, it's so great to play today?
And it's so great to play today
I don't know about tomorrow
It's so great to play
Yeah, you can have a little fun, bopper, today
Wouldn't it be nice to have it your way?