Self Isolate
Set fire to your house
Poke an alcohol at your dad
Eat medicine, that’s 20 years old
Use your own hands to wipe that smelly butt

(CHORUS)
Self-Isolate
It’s important to the Chinese
They set off the coronavirus
And I am watching Netflix too

Fight for the toilet rolls
And the manager says this to you
Take your toilet rolls, and get out of here
And I walked home carrying 20k rolls

(CHORUS)
Self-isolate
It’s important to the Chinese
They set off the coronavirus
And I am watching Disney Plus
Keep a German Shephard as a dog
And sell that dog on thе Amazon Website
No-one wants him as a pеt
He makes people cough, sneeze, and throw up a lot

(CHORUS)
Self-Isolate
It’s important to the Chinese
They set off the coronavirus
And I am watching Netflix too

I promise I will get out
Just after I watch the episode of Riverdale
Eat Mentos, Drink some cokes
Just don’t do that all together please, you will blow up

(CHORUS)
Self-isolate
It’s important to the Chinese
They set off the coronavirus
And I am watching Disney Plus

I wish this was all over, so I can hang out
But what if a policeman catches me and shoots me to death?

Boris Johnson, looking out his window
He might make another national lockdown
Get those blue masks ready
It’s time to go in another lockdown
Self Isolate
Self Isolate
Self Isolate
Self Isolate for two weeks, to keep you safe

Only leave home for exercise!