The Ballad of the Last Knife Fighter
Well I drink Tennessee whiskey, I smoke Alaskan weed
I'm The Last Knife Fighter, I'm a living dying breed
I shot a man in Reno, 'cause Johnny said I could
I hopped a train to LA, got in a fight in Hollywood
I said "Hey, I'll knife you down someday."

Well I ain't too high on feelings, I don't comfort noone
Yeah the bottle is my god now and the glass his only son
Well I walk here in the morning, and I'm banned here late at night
But I'm stuck here either way son until my Last Knife Fight
I said oohh, I keep my ???
And I say hey, I'll knife you down someday

So, I keep my bowie on me and my boots by the door
I keep looking over my shoulder, I don't sleep good anymore
If you see mе coming, you best step aside
Toughеr men didn't and tougher men just died
I said ooooh, I keep my ???
And I say hey, I'll knife you down someday