KFC Waiting For Me
I'm feeling hungry, I'm feeling lonely
The only sound is my heartbeat
I try to lie down, I reach deep sleep
Familiar dream enshrouds me

My chicken love, poultry delights
You keep me warm when the cold arrives
Through thick and thin, there by my side
I eat your body just to stay alive

Breast, wing, thigh, or drum stick
Please don't fly away

I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me

Got in a car crash, mangled and bloody
Was rushed to ER promptly
"He's gonna die," they say
"This is his last day
Nothing will save him unfortunately."
But then I cry out, "Get me KFC!"
You bring three buckets of the deep fried treat
Shove in my mouth, so crunchy and sweet
One week later, full recovery

Breast, wing, thigh, or drum stick
Here to save the day

I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me

Here inside a fast food dream
Deep fried and ready for me, deep fried and ready for me

I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me

KFC chicken

Put the chicken in my mouth
Promise not to take it out
KFC tonight
Gonna KFC tonight

Lick the chicken, suck the bones
Digest chicken, here we go
KFC tonight
Gonna KFC tonight
Put the chicken in my mouth
Promise not to take it out
KFC tonight
Gonna KFC tonight

Lick the chicken, suck the bones
Digest chicken, here we go

KFC

I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me

Here inside a fast food dream
Deep fried and ready for me, deep fried and ready for me

I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me

Dreaming of that KFC