What A Way To Go
Well, I met him in Seattle
Bellied up to a bottle
Telling lies at the Blue Moon Bar
Hell, his face was hard and traveled
As the lies unraveled
I found a man who could laugh at his scars

He got shanghaied in Vegas by a painted woman
I got hogtied by a hooker in Ohio
I got derailed by a dancer out in Dallas
Yeah, women gonna be the death of me
What a way to go...

He said a girl named Alexis
Broke his heart down in Texas
Left him with a $1000 smile
He laughed as he remembered, the things he surrendered
Heartaches never cramped his style

I got tongue tied by a teacher in Tallahassee
I had a wild ride with waitress Idaho
I got waylaid by a widow in Wyoming
Yeah, women gonna be the death of me
What a way to go
He got shanghaied in Vegas by a painted woman
I got hogtied by a hooker in Ohio
I got derailed by a dancer out in Dallas
Yeah, women gonna be the death of me
What a way to go...

He got shanghaied in Vegas by a painted woman
I got hogtied by a hooker in Ohio
I got derailed by a dancer out in Dallas
Yeah, women gonna be the death of me
What a way to go...

Yeah, women gonna be the death of me
What a way to go...