I Love You Beer
We met in high school
And I fell hard
Bobby Wayland's party
You were out in his backyard with all your friends
Beside that tree
I tried to pick you up
You were oh, so cold to me

You opened up
And I did too
And then I spent that night
Just sitting there and holding you
And I knew, yes, it was clear
I love you, beer

I went to college
And you were there
You made it hard to study
Oh, but, man, I didn't care
We just ran wild
'Most every night
You'd get me in some trouble
And I'd end up in fight
Sometimes I grew
So sick of you
And lying on that bathroom floor
I swore that we were through
Those days are gone
And you're still here
I love you, beer

After all these years together
You and I are going strong
Through the good times and the bed
This love has lasted for so long
And my wife, she knows about you
It's okay, she says it's fine
She understands my feelings
'Cause she loves a glass of wine

So here we are
In love, to stay
I musta' had a few-ew
To talk to you this way
But I don't mind
No, I don't care
'Cause everytime I reach for you
You always been right there
I lift you up
You fill my cup
And if I could pour a million more
It wouldn't be enough
This one's for you
It's so sincere
I love you, beer