YouTube Sucks DISSTRACK
Ever since YouTube was made
The Internet went downhill

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And like your like-to-dislike ratio?
Well, better run away from the YouTube trends
And hope that the clickbaiter YouTuber's careers' bend

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I mailed myself in a box and it worked
But you learned...the fact that it was fake!
Making a livin' off YouTube by spinning a toy?
You're a fucking mama's boy!

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These stupid ass YouTube trends make me want to barf
So I honestly hope I get hit by a car
You'd think I hate YouTube because it was made in 2005
That's one reason...
But because these people are alive

YouTubers like Morgz, Durv, RubyRube, MrBeast, Jaystation
That make misleading videos
So they don't have to work at a gas station

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I myself, make clickbait
But I'm not money-hungry

What's that smell around the corner
Is it a clickbaiter?
I'm getting warmer

Who's the worst YouTuber?
Yeah...
It's ME

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Y'all aren't worse than me
But your content is still shit
But misleading videos make me want to quit...
LIFE
Using your girl for the thumbnail, but
Not the video itself
All I want is money
If I fake calling The Elf On the Shelf!

Even my cameraman, copperminty
Thinks he should really just die in a hole

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I really just wanna die because
Of that shit people put
These glasses I wear upside-down
Protect me from these YouTube trends

Spicy memes
Shitty teams
You know which one is better
Obviously spicy memes
Cuz they make me wetter

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You really need to know
That this video is ironic
Just so I don't get comments
Saying I'm a "faggot ass bitch"
Hurting my feelings
I'm getting offended
Just kidding I'm not a pussy!

YouTube comments ruin the Internet
And they're the actual pussies

"Oh, fuck off bitch"

[Brey]
"Oh, fuck off bitch"

[Grandz]
It's every-fucking-day, bro!

Like I said
YouTube makes me feel suicidal
So I honestly hope I just get hit by a car

These stupid ass trends
Make me want to vomit
I honestly hope
I can really just bomb it

[Durv]
"What's up guys, my name is 'Durv!'"

[Grandz]
Let me rephrase that
"What's up guys, my name is 'Purv'"
People like you are on my last nerve
Fuck (x13)

Gonna end this video off
By taking a shit
If you're new to this channel
Take a hot steamy dump
On that subscribe button!

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[Nortiz]
NO FUCKING SHIT!