Down Boy Down
I went bowling the other night
Let me tell you boys, I really got tight
Got so high, thought I could fly
Climbed on the roof, heard someone cry

Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Keep your big feet on the ground

An hour to go before closing time
Wanted one more drink but I couldn't find a dime
Jumped on the bar, grabbed the bartender's tie
Ain't it 'bout time for the house to buy?

Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Keep your big feet on the ground

My feet were on the ceiling, my head was on the floor
When I looked around I couldn't find the door
When I found out I was bottoms up
I say to myself, you drunk enough
Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Keep your big feet on the ground

I learned my lesson, now I know
Just how far I'm supposed to go
When I find my feet leaving the floor
I say to myself, don't drink no more

Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Down boy, down

Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Down boy, down
Keep your big feet on the ground