Dumb Questions
[Verse 1]
They put an awful lot on this Jesus man
With their stupid arguments and rants
The Lord had to put up with their morality
And despite that used to speak with local Pharisees
They said, "These things that You do are OK
"But is it kosher on the Sabbath Day?"

[Chorus 1]
Dumb question
What if your lamb should slip down a hole?
Why not go get him?
We'd all do that, you know

[Verse 2]
And all the Sadducees would lie in wait
They would be rowdy, but He'd always set them straight
They would all ask Him for dissertations
About the most unlikely made-up situations
He'd end up showing all their ways were rather weak
Our Lord was subtle but He stepped on their feet
[Chorus 2]
Dumb question
About that widow surviving seven men
And when they asked dumb questions
Christ's wit demolished them

[Bridge 1]
Christ's answers showed incredible insight
But their minds were always filled up with hate
It always ended up as a big blow
When Christ's wisdom proved them second-rate

[Spoken]
How could they win, though?
I could see them in the moonlight
Troops in their midst, waiting for Christ, by the garden gate

[Bridge 2]
The day they brought Christ to Pilate
The experts stood outside
The day they brought Christ to Pilate
All of them thought He'd die
Just die

[Verse 3]
Now He rose up and they aren't in the land
But there's some chaps out there who still don't understand
Life isn't merely intellectual debates
And God has shown us there is no time to waste
We know they've said a lot of things we can ignore
But if they ask us a hundred fifty more
[Chorus 3]
Dumb questions
Let us answer them with help from God
Don't be afraid of dumb questions
He don't need astronauts

[Chorus 4]
Dumb questions
Just like the Lord, we oughta set 'em straight
Don't be afraid of dumb questions
Or the things that you should say