Wet Mulch
[Verse 1]
No more slack, you're an adult
You can figure it out on your own
No one cares your little dream couldn't sustain itself

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Happy - you said you would be
Fulfilled - you should be doing this for yourself
Grateful - oh sure I am
I'm grateful that they left me on the shelf

[Chorus]
They're going drinking
They're gonna leave me
They're gonna find someone new and better

[Verse 2]
I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed
Your jeans are covered in wet mulch
Get off the ground and don't give up
Get up, you said you'd work for true love
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Wasteful - what will your kids think?
Useless - when someone let's 'em know
Childish - they could've had it made
But Dad was in the studio

Pissing - his future away
Acting - like everything was fine
Like it all wasn't crashing down before his very eyes

[Chorus]
They're going drinking
They're gonna leave me
They're gonna find someone new and better
They're gonna trade up
I wanna give up
They're gonna find someone new and better, new and better

[Bridge]
I'm never getting older
I'm gonna stay the same until it all goes up in flames I'll still say
I'm never getting older
I'm gonna stay the same until it all goes up in flames I'll still say
I'm never getting older (I have something to prove again)
I'm gonna stay the same until it all goes up in flames I'll still say (I have something to prove again)
I'm never getting older (I don't know if I proved it the first time, but)
I'm gonna stay the same until it all goes up in flames I'll still say (I got something to prove)
It all goes up in flames I'll still say
[Chorus]
You're going drinking
You're gonna leave me
You're gonna find someone new and better
You're gonna trade up
I wanna give up
You're gonna find someone new and better, new and better

[Outro]
Whoa, whoa, whoa (x6)