If You Handle the Merchandise
When I got home from work
You called and said that you'd be late
For me not to worry none
That you'll be home by eight
The material that you've been looking at
Will make any man's blood rise
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise

I've told you once before
Keep your big hands off of her
I've just seen you reach for her
And you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're trying to feel up
I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise

The line of goods you're seeling
Is something I won't buy
Guess you think she's a bargain
How she's got them grain blue eyes
You'll get what you've bargained for
And I ain't gonna tell you twice
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise
I've told you once before
To keep your big hands off of her
I've just seen you reach for her
And you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're trying to feel up
I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone
If you handle the merchandise