My Roommate
I swear to you people, it must be my fate
The cards were against me, now there's no escape
I have this here problem, who keeps me up late
My roommate, my roommate
He thinks he's the greatest, dancer of all time
He never stops dancin', he's out of his mind
In the bathroom singing, a pitch out of time
My roommate, my roommate

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I can't sleep the day, noon or night
I can't sleep the day, noon or night
I can't take much more
My roommate, my roommate, he's driving me insane
My roommate, my roommate, he plays so many games
My roommate, my roommate, he breaks all of the rules
My roommate, my roommate, he is a dancing fool
I go to the closet, to put on my coat
Instead on the hanger, I find pinned a note
"I went to the disco, I took your best coat."
My roommate, my roommate
I come home real early, thinking he's asleep
Instead I am greeted, by big ugly feet
"I've got this new dance step, five, six, seven, eight."
My roommate, my roommate
He's a dancin' fool, ya'll
Well, let me tell you about him
Well, talkin' 'bout my roommate
My roommate is the kind of guy
Who likes his music playin' high
My roommate is the kind of guy
Who likes his music playin' high
He dances all night, he dances all day
He dances all night, he dances all day