Chew Tobacco Rag
[Verse 1]
Well I like to smoke my old corn pipe
But I've chewed tobacco nearly all my life

[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag

[Verse 2]
I like to smoke cigarettes sometimes
But when it comes to dippin' I draw the line

[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
If you chew tobacco don't spit on the floor
Expectorate in the cuspidor
[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag

[Verse 4]
If you never had a chew in your life before
Why don't you try 'cause you're sure to want more

[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 5]
Just get a big plug and you bite off the end
And let it run down and off of your chin

[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag

[Verse 6]
You can smoke cigarettes while the sun goes down
But I'll chew tobacco and I'll spit on the ground
[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 7]
Now all day long you can smoke your pipe
But I'll chew tobacco and I'll spit all night

[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag

[Verse 8]
I like to smoke cigarettes sometimes
But when it comes to dippin' there I draw the line

[Refrain]
P-ting putune p-tine p-ting putune
Chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco rag