Shirts vs. Skins
[Verse 1]
Please keep your shirt on in the pit
It’s really hot but you’re way too slick
We came for the punk, you brought the funk
Now we smell just like your junk!

[Chorus]
If your shirt is off, please put it on
If it’s long gone, go buy a new one!
If your shirt is off, please put it on
If it’s long gone, go buy a new one!

[Verse 2]
I was slam dancing when it happened
Tripped in the crowd, and fell to the ground
My face hit your back, into your crevasse
Now I know the taste of your swass

[Chorus]
If your shirt is off, please put it on
If it’s long gone, go buy a new one!
If your shirt is off, please put it on
If it’s long gone, go buy a nеw one!
[Bridge]
Please keep it on/wе need the traction
When it gets slippery/I want out of the action
I’m not that mad/I think it’s rotten
All I want it/separation by cotton!

Please keep it on/we need the traction
When it gets slippery/I want out of the action
I’m not that mad/I think it’s rotten
All I want it/separation by cotton!

[Post-Bridge]
When in punk rock society
We need limits to impropriety
Even Hal Johnson and Matthew McConaughey
Know when they should sport a tee-ee!