College
[Verse 1: Daniel Blair]
I haven't done my homework in a few years
That's probably why mom has shed a few tears
I get a note that says "we want you here"
But who knows where I'll end up in a few years

My ADD would interrupt me all class
I'd fake a headache just to get a hall pass
The football team would threaten kicking my ass
I had to rig the system so that I'd pass

[Pre-Chorus: Daniel Blair]
I got a letter from the uppers and the setters, telling everyone they'rе better than me
I know you'rе smarter and you're gonna get farther, but don't tell me that you're better than me

[Chorus: Daniel Blair]
If everybody's walking in a different way
Do I turn around or keep on down my lane
Do everything I've dreaded for no damn pay
But if I go to college then it's suddenly okay
[Verse 2: Vinny Macri]
Anxiety, it better fucking pass soon
Or else I'll have to take my coat and hat soon
With everybody sitting in the back room
But I just spend the whole night in the bathroom

[Pre-Chorus: Daniel Blair, Both]
I'm getting better, everyday is getting fresher, you don't gotta send that letter to me
I read the header and it makes me want the sweater but I wouldn't even go if it's free
(and it’s not)

[Chorus: Daniel Blair, Both]
If everybody's walking in a different way
Do I turn around or keep on down my lane
Do everything I've dreaded for no damn pay
But if I go to college then it's suddenly okay

[Bridge: Daniel Blair]
I got a letter from the uppers and the setters, telling everyone they're better than me (everyone they're better than me)

[Chorus: Daniel Blair, Both]
If everybody's walking in a different way
Do I turn around or keep on down my lane
Do everything I've dreaded for no damn pay
But if I go to college then it's suddenly okay