Businessman
[Verse 1]
Quarter past eight, you're up for breakfast
Get your glad rags on and you're out the door
Half past ten, you're at the office
Forget the code to the door so you knock and pause
A little bit late, "I was stuck in traffic"
You don't even drive, you were on your bike

[Chorus]
I'm a businessman
In an office
I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers

[Verse 2]
You stroll in the office towards your desk
Walking past Sharon with the nasty breath
Sit in your chair, ready to go
Pete's on your side and he stinks of BO
Laptop open, firеd up inside
Ready to sell somе PPI
Let's make some fucking calls then
[Chorus]
I'm a businessman
In an office
I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers
I'm a businessman
In an office
I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers

[Verse 3]
Last night's dinner sitting in the fridge
Tupperware pot, your name on the lid
That fat fuck Chris better not have nicked it
You'll take his scotch egg and his biscuit
In the microwave it goes 'round and 'round
Thirty seconds left, your stomach growls

[Chorus]
I'm a businessman
In an office
I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers
I'm a businessman
In an office
I like my tea lukewarm and my pens in my drawers

[Verse 4]
Half an hour left, ready to go
You can't wait to get home and sit on your throne
Eggheads on the telly in the nick of time
Jeremy Vine's looking kind of fine
[Outro]
I'm a businessman
Not in my office
I just got home and I'm going to bed