Criminal Style
[Verse 1]
Well I love you so much if you killed someone
You could call me up
And I’d help you find a place to hide the body
Oh and if you got caught by an ambitious cop
And they locked you up for life
I’d be the first on to visit you in prison

[Chorus]
And a love like that only comes along every once in a while
Like Adam and Eve, Thelma and Louis
We’re loving in a criminal style

[Verse 2]
Well Eve she ate the fruit and looted all the truth
While the serpent slyly smiled
And them gods they kicked her ass out of garden
But Adam didn’t leave her even though he loved the garden
Towards the gods his heart he hardened
They eloped out for a life out in the desert
[Chorus]
And a love like that only comes along every once in a while
Like Adam and Eve, Thelma and Louis
We’re loving in a criminal style

[Verse 3]
Unhappy with their lives as trailer trashy wives
Thelma and Louis they hatched a plan to rue the day and end their misery
A couple middle-aged ladies
Out on a weekend spree
They crossed the law, fell in love, and drove their fucking car into a canyon

[Chorus]
And a love like that only comes along every once in a while
Like Adam and Eve, Thelma and Louis
We’re loving in a criminal style