Mighty Big Girl
I went to a dance Saturday night
Now I've been around and seen a few sights
But standing right in front of me
Was the biggest darn girl I'm ever likely to see

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She was a mighty big girl for her age, hmmm
A mighty big girl for her age
Six foot three and definitely
A mighty big girl for her age
A mighty big girl for her age

I asked her to dance she shook her fist
Grabbed my hand and sprained my wrist
Dragged me on to the disco floor
Suddenly I didn't want to dance anymore

She knocked me down with a forearm jab
And pulled me into a Boston Crab
Rolled me into a stranglehold
And obviously I didn't need to be told
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I grabbed her arm but lost my grip
Next thing I knew was an Irish Whip
With a foot on my throat I could see at a glance
That it wasn't any dancing school that had taught her to dance

A crowd gathered around when they heard the noise
I knew I should have stuck with the boys
She had me in a headlock and I couldn't break free
Then she took a deep breath and everybody could see

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Now the years have gone by, it's so long since we met
But a girl like that is very hard to forget
Now I'm out of the plaster cast
Scars will go but the memory will last of that

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I wouldn't go out with her again
Even if she was as pretty as me
Mind you, her brother seems like a nice boy

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