Dum Dum
[Verse 1:]
Yo
I used to roll joints, Now I roll chapatis
Mom is telling me to eat a lot like Dr. Hathi
Used to like Sonu, Now I like Babita
Since the day I saw the babe my puberty was sweeter
I want to be the Tapu in the room I'm walking into
But contemplate the fact that no one knows me, I'm a Pinku
I want to be the dad of rap game like Champak
But sometimes the chacha ji be acting like a dumbfuck
Next time I see a shooting star, To make a wish
I'll probably ask for Daya to play Garba on my dick
Either that or maybe ask for Anjali's phone number
So she won't have to use another carrot or cucumbеr
Or maybe ask for Babita to finally have a baby
So then whеn she lactates I'll ask her for some dairy
I know I look too nice to ever be the baddest
But I want to be like Jethiya with the cash and with the status

[Chorus:]
So one to the two to the three to the four
I need more money and I need more hoes
I need more juice and I need more cheese
I need more booze and I need more weed
So one to the two to the three to the four
I need more money and I need more hoes
I need more juice and I need more cheese
I need more booze and I need more weed

I'm a Dum', Dumbfuck
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[Verse 2:]
I met a chick on Tinder last winter, I was lonely
I thought I'll be her Sodhi but she called my dick a Gogi
Well that felt bad but my dick was totally hard
So I called my dick the 'Duniya' and did like Popatlal
I don't want a lean chick, I want a bean bag
Want a Komal against the wall just so I can lean back
Someone kiss my balls, I'm so heartbroken
Even Bagha has a babe and I've got no one
Only thing I have in me that is like Bagha is my dick has a curvature but is quite harder
Once I had a dream I met Madhavi for pickels
Bhide was delivering, so she gave my balls a tickle
Sonu walks in like, "What the fuck?! This dude's an asshole, but my mom's a slut?!"
I said, "Bitch try harder if you're trying to piss me off. I'm as chill as the squad is at Abdul's soda shop."
[Chorus:]
So one to the two to the three to the four
I need more money and I need more hoes
I need more juice and I need more cheese
I need more booze and I need more weed

So one to the two to the three to the four
I need more money and I need more hoes
I need more juice and I need more cheese
I need more booze and I need more weed

I'm a Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
I'm a Dum', Dum', Dum', Dum'

Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
Da-Da Dum', Dum', Dum', Dum'

Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
I'm a Dum', Dum', Dum', Dum'
Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
Dum', Dumbfuck
Da-Da Dum', Dum', Dum', Dum'