Grumpy Shave
[Verse 1]
Congratulations on your aspirations
I'm masturbating in Casper's basement
I'm past the placement of jacking Asians
And tax evasion is my talent, wayment
I have to say this, I'm aggravated
And my ass has stated, it's for black and gay shit
I like slapping naked, I'll attack your gay kid
You're a wack replacement for a baseball field
Fill me up like an eighteen wheeler
Will you fuck the amazing meal worms?
Phil has a giant raging creature
Spill my cum all over the teacher
This song has a Bonez feature
I'm strong like a boneless pizza
I bomb many homeless people
Tom and Jerry sex

[Hook] (x2)
Grumpy Shave, woohoo (x4)
Get the shave, woohoo (x4)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, motherfucker, I'm bald
I am homeless but, no you're homeless
I lost my balance, I fall
Motherfucker you know that I'm combless
Bald head, yeah, gotta show this
To a bunch of little children
And if you didn't know this
I live in a building
My water, yeah, that's distilled shit
My father, yeah, that's gone
I go home watching Real Flix
About someone's dying dog
I pissed myself, yeah... no...
(Salty)

[Hook] (x2)
Grumpy Shave, woohoo (x4)
Get the shave, woohoo (x4)