Ralph Wiggum
[Verse 1]
I'm going to Africa
Yes ma'am I'm a brick
Was President Lincoln okay? Mittens?
There's a dog in the vent
Chicken necks?
I pick Ken Griffey Jr
I fell out 2 times

I'm pedaling backwards
This snowflake tastes like fish sticks
We're a totem pole
Dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there
She's touching my special area
Go banana

[Hook]
Ralphie (Ralphie)
Get off (get off)
The stage (the stage)
Sweetheart (sweetheart)
Oh say can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation
Salmon gutter
[Verse 2]
I'm Idaho
You smell like dead bunnies
That's where I saw the leprechaun
Fun toys are fun
Chocolate microscopes
You're not it
That is so 1991
I bit my tongue

[Hook]
Ralphie (Ralphie)
Get off (get off)
The stage (the stage)
Sweetheart (sweetheart)
Oh say can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation

Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
My sash says Ultraman