Hunter and Bear
A man-- goes hunting in the woods. He sees a big grizzly bear, takes out his rifle and opens fire on it, he bear growls,  jumps on the man, turns him over on his belly and fucks him in the ass. As bears are so prone to do. Then the hunter is really angry. He comes back the next day with a machine gun. He opens fire on it. The bear grows jumps forward knocks the hunter to the ground and fucks him in the ass again. Now he’s really angry, comes back the next day with a canon. And this time sees the same bera, opens fire with the canon. The bears growls leaps forward, knocks the hunter to the ground, turns him over on his stomach and says to the hunter “Something tells me you don’t just come here to hunt do ya?”