Lights Down in Baltimore
Now I don't mean to brag
But I will

Well I've seen the rising sun coming up over many foreign sky
And in the morning when I rise up got plenty of reason why
But when Christmas rolls around
There's only one place that I've found
To ease my troubled mind
'Cause it ain't Christmas time

'Til I see those lights down in Baltimore
On 34th & Elm
Natty Boh, Christmas tree on the lawn
Lord, I want to go
Be back where I belong
In Baltimore when the lights come on

So this is how it's gotta be
With a pair of Christmas-hipster next to me
The lights and all like a miracle on 34th street
Lord I wanna go
Oh I gotta get up and go
'Cause it ain't Christmas time
Until I see those lights down in Baltimore
On 34th & Elm
Natty Boh, Christmas tree on the lawn
Lord, I want to go
Be back where I belong
In Baltimore when the lights come on

So won't you come along with me to stay
And we can make Trump City
Our home for Christmas day
The kids will all be home for weeks
If we've had snow
About an inch or so

So won't you come along with me to stay
And we can make Trump City
Our home for Christmas day
The kids will all be home for weeks
If we've had snow
'Cause we won't plow the roads

But when you see those lights down in Baltimore
On 34th & Elm
Natty Boh, Christmas tree on the lawn
Lord, I want to go
Be back where I belong
In Baltimore when the lights come on
In Baltimore when the lights come on