The Flying Saucer Part 1
[Instrumental intro (Joe Turner "Shake, Rattle & Roll")]

[Announcer:]
We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin
The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed
The flying saucers are real

Too real when I feel
What my heart can't conceal
[The Platters "The Great Pretender"]

[Announcer:]
That was The Clatters recording, too Real
We switch you now to our on the spot reporter downtown

C'mon baby let's go downtown
[Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers "I Want You To Be My Girl"]

[Announcer:]
Take it away John Cameron Cameron
[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron downtown
Pardon me madam, would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land?

Jump back in the alley
[Little Richard "Long Tall Sally"]

[Reporter:]
Thank you and now the thin gentleman there

What I'm gonna do, is hard to tell
[Fats Domino "Poor Me"]

[Reporter:]
And the gentleman with the guitar, what would you do, sir

Just take a walk down lonely street
[Elvis Presley "Heartbreak Hotel"]

[Reporter:]
Thank you. We return you now....SCR-EE-EE-CH

[Brak:]
This is Brak your outer space disc jockey with a request for Earth

Earth angel, earth angel
[The Penguins "Earth Angel"]
[Announcer:]
That was The Pelicans outer space recording, Earth
I've just been handed a bulletin
The flying saucer has just landed
Weswitch you again downtown

[Reporter:]
Here we are again
We have with us Professor Sir Cedric Pentingmode of the British Institute and the professor is approaching the saucer to see if there's possibly any sign of life aboard

[Sir Cedric:]
Well I'm sure something... are you there?

I hear you knocking
But you can't come in
[Smiley Lewis "I Hear You Knockin'"]

[Announcer:]
That was Laughing Lewis' record, Knocking

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron on the spot
And now I believe we're about to hear the words of the first spaceman ever to land on Earth

A wop bob alumop balop bam boom
[Little Richard "Tutti Frutti"]
[Announcer:]
And now here are the ball scores
Four to three, six to two, and eight to one
The impact of seeing the first spaceman has this reporter reeling

Here I go reeling, uh-oh, uh-oh
[The Platters "The Magic Touch"]

[Announcer:]
That was The Clatters again with their big one, Uh-Oh

[Reporter:]
This is John Cameron Cameron again downtown
The spaceman has returned to his ship and is taking off
We return you now to our studios
The flying saucer has gone
There is no threat of an invasion
However, the flying saucers are still around

Still around
[The Platters "The Great Pretender"]