Trapped In Da Uber
Bitch tryna set me up, bust her head
Catch a body then go cut my dreads
She like “Neph I ah never try to set you up”
Took her iPhone, slammed it on the ground and broke it
Took her keys out her car and threw em’
Who the fuck that in the car? You act like you knew em’
I got this Glock, girl, I coulda blew em’
Get the fuck out my face bitch, get to moving
I call my bitch like “I miss you, forgive me”
She like “Hell nah, you shot the shit out my brother!”
She likе “Have that fat bitch come get yo clothеs!”
I’m like “You and her, both yall bitches gone”
I book me a ticket and jump on the road
Bitch on the gram said I can come home
She ain’t got no kids and strip on the pole
Baby got good WiFi, I can sleep on the floor
Sell pussy on the side but she never had a pimp
(Bitch got me fucked up)
Think I’m goin’ half on rent
I done DoorDashed eight times today
She sell pussy, only hit one lick today
Had a long week thinking bout’ the shit I done did
Ain’t got no credit but got money for a crib
But Auntie said she gon sublease her crib
Packed my shit the fuck up and moved in
She like “Neph, them dope boys ain’t gon’ like this”
L-Money on the west, don’t make em fly with the stick
Auntie, go tell the dope boys suck dick
Fell asleep standing up, what my dope did
In a small town, dimes gon’ go for 50
Auntie wanted credit, tried to show me her titties
Told she can’t get credit, I’m on the run
She said “12 on the way, pack yo shit up!”
Tried to walk out the door, Auntie tried to grab me
Hit em with a two-piece combo, it was nasty
Only did it she talm bout 12 tryna bag me
Walk up with some cold water splashed em
Auntie woke up like “What the fuck happened?”
Blessed Auntie with a bag so she could chill
Auntie got a (?) knot on her head
She like “I know goddamn well you ain't hit me”
Walked out the door and I called a Uber
Some Spanish nigga bumpin’ some tribu music
He talk in Spanish like he think ion know
On the phone hollering “moreno” I’m bout to slap him
I’m checking my phone, see my ringer on
My bitch ain’t hit me, she still pissed off
I notice the Spanish nigga got a Glock in his hand and he ain’t even got the GPS on