Physical And Intellectual Games
Games

Virtually every mental activity which one engages in when stoned
May be lumped into the broad category of games
Partly because everything seems like a game when you're stoned
And partly because the competition and excitement of playing games
Becomes heightened
And validly reflects our entire life struggle

It is a truism that games, which add another dimension to your life
And grass, which heightens all feelings
Will, when mixed together
Create an exciting and enriching experience

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Sorry coach, I slipped on the grass

Well folks we'll be back in a minute with more excitement
Right after this word

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There are two basic game kingdoms
Physical games and intellectual games
A few games of course fall into both categories
Such as stick quiz
This is a simple game played with a leader
And one or more players
The leader asks a question of one of the other players
And if the player doesn't know the answer
The leader hits him with a stick

Outdoor games

When it comes to the physical games
There are but two things to remember
Keep them simple
And bear in mind the problems with space and time which you'll have
Mumbledypeg and Russian roulette
And for that matter, all games involving knives or guns
Are out for obvious reasons

How 'bout that Jerry
Well Vinny, you know playing croquet while stoned
Can be an extra beautiful trip
Sometime you think you're a member of the English aristocracy
And sometimes you think you're god
Right you are Jerry
Well folks we'll be back in a minute with more excitement
Right after this word
And now today's outdoor sport
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Indoor games

Listen outdoor games are alright
But uh
They lack the intellectual challenge, the imagery, the super-worldlyness
Of your indoor games
The intellectual level of the games which will be most fun when you are stoned
Will depend on how stoned you are
If you are very, very stoned see
You might have trouble playing find your foot, or peekaboo
But
If you can maintain a normal awareness
A myriad of games are available to you
Which present new excitement and challenges
Which you never would have guessed existed
You know what I mean?

Children's games
Such as pickup sticks, finger painting, and tinker toys
Are excellent
Board games, like Monopoly, Scrabble, and Parcheesi are fun too
But games of thought and talk
Are the very best
And now once again
Its time to play let's make a sentence
For those of you at home who haven't watched before
Here's how we play
A group of people sit in a circle, and each in turn
Says a word, one word in turn
Until a complete sentence is formed
Are you ready Paddle?
Let's demonstrate

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