Another Trip to Bunnings
[Verse 1]
Sunday morning, lovely day
The wife says, "Darl, are you awake?
I've got a couple of things that I need done"
Before I've even gotten a kiss
She hands me a massive list
It looks like I'll be headin' off to Bunnings

[Verse 2]
"Darling, there's a leak somewhere
You said you'd fix that broken chair
And by the way, the dryer's on it's way out"
It's not enough I work all week
What about my Sunday treat?
But no, off I go to Bunnings

[Chorus]
'Cause Bunnings is a wonderland
Of things to build and things to mend
A golden chance to spend and spend
A treasure trove of aislеs
Seems so simple, DIY
Mate, you'll stuff it evеry time
And back you'll go, another trip to Bunnings
[Verse 3]
Well, I signed up to tiling classes
Twenty blokes on frozen arses
Creaming o'er the couch and the TV
Well, I poured the stuff, I made mistakes
The ground looked like an iced cake
Had to fix it with another trip to Bunnings

[Verse 4]
Well, I bought a fancy barbeque
The box said, "Not a lot to do"
But half the bits have made it out of China
"Show figure three to section A
And then go and throw the box away"
Another pricey wasted trip to Bunnings

[Chorus]
'Cause Bunnings is a wonderland
Of things to build and things to mend
A golden chance to spend and spend
A treasure trove of aisles
Seems so simple, DIY
Mate, you'll stuff it every time
And back you'll go, another trip to Bunnings

[Bridge]
There used to be a little guy
Who ran a store in town
I'd tell him all my problems
And he'd help me to sort 'em out
But he never had the right thing
He'd have to get it from another store
And by the time it came, I couldn't think
What I'd needed that thing for
[Fiddle Solo]

[Verse 5]
Sunday morning, lovely day
The wife says, "Darl, are you awake?
I've got a couple of things that I need done"
Well, I chuck her the credit card
And walk her nicely to the car
And say, "See ya, have a lovely day at Bunnings"

[Chorus]
'Cause Bunnings is a wonderland
Of things to build and things to mend
A golden chance to spend and spend
A treasure trove of aisles
Seems so simple, DIY
Mate, you'll stuff it every time
And back you'll go, another trip to Bunnings

[Outro]
Yeah, back you'll go, another trip to Bunnings
See ya later, darlin', have a lovely day at Bunnings
Oh, and don't spend too much