Its A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
This guy, Jeb, is from outer space
He showed me a smelly peacock, and he peeled off his face
So I confronted him, yeah, yeah, before he could hide
He looked nervously
Asked, "Atom, wanna go on a space ride?"

The spaceship was ugly, it had seventeen wheels
There was a poster of Larry Bird fucking Shaquille O'Neal
There was a QY7-billion, that one that I want
And in the back there was a Taco Bell restaurant

Have you been to the place where I've already gone?
Not even a hipster looks good with the brand new sneakers on

The spaceship it goes 'round and 'round ('round and 'round)
The alien weirdos go up and down (up and down)
We're captured on a carousel of time
We can't return, we can only look behind

"Oh poop," he said
He was visibly upset
He put down his apple omelet and ejected the diskette
He said, "The news is not good"
He turned green
There was a giant potato heading towards us on the video screen
Don't worry yourselves, dudes, it turned out all right
I'm glad I didn't bring my thirty-nine dildos that night

Have you been to the place where I've already gone?
And the hipster looks good with the brand new sneakers on

The spaceship it goes 'round and 'round ('round and 'round)
The alien weirdos go up and down (up and down)
We're captured on a carousel of time
We can't return, we can only look behind

There was a woman
But she could not, she did not help me with my mind