Emo Philips
OMG! He broke up with me!

Now I hate the world

And I hate you too, she said

OMG! Tell me who's that girl

On his myspace?

I think I'll kill myself, she said

Nobody likes an Angry Angelina!

Nobody likes to hang around a Crabby Christina!

You'll never forget all your problems

If you use hate to resolve them

You have to let it go
And think of all the good things coming!

OMG! Did you look outside?

I can't believe it's snowing!

Now I really effin' hate my life, she said

OMG! I have no Valentine!

'Cause nobody loves me!

And nobody gives a shit, she said

You have to be like a Jolly Josephina!

Everybody loves you when you are a Happy Henrietta!

You have to realize that you can make it better

Who cares about the weather

When you know it's going to change tomorrow?

Bratty Brenda, Mean Melissa
Why you gotta be so mean?

Jealous Jody, Catty Cathy

We don't want you on our team!

Too Cool Carol, Sour Sarah

Why you gotta be so snotty?

Hateful Heather, Bully Brittney

We don't want you at our party!