The Gorilla Song
One, two
A one two kazoo

If I were a gorilla
La la la la la
I'd eat me a banana
Na na na na na
I'd live in a treehouse
And swing on a vine
But one thing is sure:
I would love ya
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And if I were a tuba
Ba ba ba ba ba
All I'd do is oompah
Pah pah pah pah pah
I would take a big breath
And I would march in a band
But one thing is sure:
I would love ya
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause it don't matter to me
Whatever you happen to be
An eagle
An onion
A pig or a grape
As long as you're you
I'll still love ya
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And if I were a space ship
Ip ip ip ip ip
I would take a long trip
Rip rip rip rip rip
I would circle the planets
And head for the stars
And then I'd come home
'Cause I love ya
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And if I were a daisy
Sy sy sy sy sy
Would you still be my baby?
By by by by by
I would pull all my petals out
One at a time
And always come up with
"I love ya"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause it don't matter to me
Whatever you happen to be
A beagle
A grunion
A fig or an ape
As long as you're you
I'll still love ya
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-bum-bump