The Hound War Song
My mother was a hooker
My father was a pimp
He always told his girls to do it faster

Now it would be my luck
That the two of them would fuck
Now I'm a fighter pilot and a bastard

Singin' aye-aye-aye
We'll fight until we die
And our enemies are gone forevermore

Raining fire from above
For the freedom that we love
We are the hounds of heaven, the bloody dogs of war

I took my sister Sally
To the O-Club bar
My mother says she's smart; she's a scholar
The bros thought she was hot
I said, "You'd better not"
'Cause every guy has had her for a dollar
Singin' aye-aye-aye
We'll fight until we die
And our enemies are gone forevermore

Raining fire from above
For the freedom that we love
We are the hounds of heaven, the bloody dogs of war

The squadron went to Vegas
To do another Flag
I've regretted that whole trip for most my life
It was there I met a stripper
Who lost a satin slipper
And now I call that worthless wench my wife

Singin' aye-aye-aye
We'll fight until we die
And our enemies are gone forevermore

Raining fire from above
For the freedom that we love
We are the hounds of heaven, the bloody dogs of war

The most beautiful girl
That I did ever see
I dreamt that one day I would get inside her
I finally got my way
I ride her every day
She's the only one for me and she's a Viper

Singin' aye-aye-aye
We'll fight until we die
And our enemies are gone forevermore

Raining fire from above
For the freedom that we love
We are the hounds of heaven, the bloody dogs of war