I Cannot Tell a Lie
[George Washington, Martha Washington (Loud Kiddington)]
I cut the cherry tree
Don't make me yawn
Admitted it was me
You won't even cut the lawn
True, for I cannot tell a lie
(Gimme a break!)

[George Washington, Martha Washington (Froggo)]
My teeth are mine
That's partly true
See how they shine?
You get splinters when you chew
True, for I cannot tell a lie
(Oh, brother.)

[George Washington, Martha Washington (World's Oldest Woman)]
Don't dye my hair
It looks good gray!
It's debonair!
Or a cheesy toupee...
It's true, for I cannot tell a lie
(I love a bald man!)
[George Washington, Martha Washington (Lady Liberty)]
'Cross the Potomac, threw...
Never happened
...a silver dollar, new
You always were bad with money
True, for I cannot tell a lie!
(How lovely!)

[George Washington, Martha Washington (Miss Information)]
George: But I never strayed
If you say so, dear
George: Home is where I stayed
[reading signs on inns] George Washington slept here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here...
Okay, it's true!  For I cannot tell a lie
(What a gyp!)

[George Washington, Martha Washington (Loud Kiddington)]
There's last Christmas Eve
Again you weren't there
I came home on leave!
You crossed the Delaware!
True, for I cannot tell a lie
(We get the point!)

[George Washington, Martha Washington, (World's Oldest Woman), [Miss Information], {Lady Liberty}, Froggo, Loud Kiddington]
Oh George, you're bein'...
Truthful?
Silly, you're no worse than other men
(Says you!)
Everybody tells a little fib now and again
[Not me!]
That doesn't make it right, but I know you're not shady
{Let's hope not.}
You're the father of our country...
Hi, Pop
...and I'll always be your First Lady!
Oh, Lady!
And that's the truth