I Want To Be Like Weird Al
When I grow up I wanna be like Weird Al
Don't wanna be a standard working man
I know I’m already grown
And I’ve got four kids at home
But if I could live my dream I'd be like Weird Al

I'm contemplating making fun of music
I’m burned out on the normal 9 to 5
No more conference calls or meetings
Or awkward hallway greetings
I’d turn in my two weeks and be like Weird Al

Now a normal life, you see
Got the best part of me
I’d love to quit my job and be like Weird Al

Someday I hope I’ll be as good as Weird Al
(He might just be like Weird Al)
Singing lots of songs bout eating food
(Making fun of songs)
With this wig and glasses on
I could learn accordion
And maybe someday I might be like Weird Al
I spent half of my life punching a time card every night
I wanna hit the road and be like Weird Al

Now my family think’s I’m strange
And probably quite deranged
So I’ll get out of my bed (You won’t be)
It’s all just in my head (You could be)
I could write a song instead
And be like Weird Al

I know I'll probably never be like Weird Al
I've been his biggest fan since I was twelve
Now I may not be the best
But I know that I can rest
Knowing I can write a song and be like Weird Al