Man Shes Nice
[Verse 1]
The boys were sittin' in Jack's Saloon
A-passin' the time away
One feller made a few remarks
And, here's what he had to say
Said: "I wish I could stay another round
I enjoy your company
But, this late honky-tonkin' don't fit my plan
I got a romance, you see"

[Verse 2]
"I got married about 20 years ago
To the prettiest gal I know
Now, I got two daughters just like her
It's a thrill to watch 'em grow
They'll soon be sizin' their own men up
In a year, two or three
It's as sure as the comin' of Judgement Day
They'll measure them boys agin me"

[Verse 3]
"Now, my wife ain't as pretty as she used to be
There's no question about that
But, I ain't much of a bargain, myself
Past 40, heh-heh, sorta fat
She makes the best home cookin'
Though she don't say it herself
But, she always knows just what to do
With the groceries I bring for the shelf"
[Verse 4]
"Now, many fellers 'round my age
Start reachin' through the fence
But, those pagan pastures are not for me
I'm able but, I got sense
That grey in her hair ain't cobwebs
I don't mind tellin' a soul
When it comes to romance, she's right at home
'Cause the girls in love, you know"

[Verse 5]
"Now, the years may conceal her beauty
From all eyes but mine
But, I'll just keep on hangin' around
'Cause I think I'm doin' fine
As a parting word, lemme tell ya
I don't mind sayin' it twice
I'm stickin' close to that old girl
'Cause, man, she's nice"