Master of Lies
You think you know me but you're wrong
I'm twisted and demented
So unhinged and citrus scented
No one will notice when I'm gone

I'm just another face
That's bound to fade from many places
But I gotta believe
I've got some tricks up my sleeve
There's some people to please
But it don't matter if I'm
All out of steam and I ain't part of the team
Because I'm not in the scene yet

So irresponsible
It's getting out of control
It's time for heads to roll
It's getting out of control

I tell them what they want to hear
I wear a mask so tight that no one knows my true identity
Like magic spells the words appear
Now here I'm sitting spinning stories of my former glory
They were gunnin' for me
But now they're runnin' from me
And it's funny to me
Because they're so sorry
And they're down on their knees
Saying "P-p-p-please"
Makin' apologies, yeah

So irresponsible
It's getting out of control
It's time for heads to roll
It's getting out of control

Because I'm the king of excuses
And I'm the master of lies
Stop me now
Call me out