Log
What rolls downstairs, alone or in pairs
And over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
Fits great on your back
It's log! It's log!
It's big. It's heavy. It's wood.
It's log! It's log!
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log.
You're gonna love a log.
Come on and get your log.

Log. From Blammo.