Terrorism
[Intro: cletus]
(yeah)
Ugh, sick of these damn brown-skin type of mo'fuckers
Goddamnit, this motherfucker ate some of my goddamn chicken, god fucking-
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Nah, nah, nah, sit the damn down

[Verse 1: cletus]
I'm stabbing a mo'fucker shooting, AGH I'M OUT OF AMMO
Shot him dead cause he is wearing a clan robe
That guy's dead, uh, shot him in the head, uh
Mo'fucker dead, spread red on the wall, uh
Red on my balls, uh

[Verse 2: cletus]
Putting the suppressor on, my god, he's right next to my home
I'm okay, oh my god, he has a machine gun
Oh no, goddamnit damn, why the hell is my hand a man? Uh
Handyman scan me, trans mansty, my man sticks (grenade)
Where the hell that grenade come from? Big dick, uh
I need to scope on a nigga
[Verse 3: cletus]
Yeah, shot him dead
Nah, he shot me first
He was behind me the whole time
I picked up a medkit and I feel fine
(You will find medkits like this one throughout the Black Mesa compound)
(To restore your health, walk up to a medkit)
AGH, he was behind the door
How did I know that? Not sure, but like, for real
Oh, he rode in front of me

[Verse 4: cletus]
It's okay, I got a goal in front of me
OH, they came out the door, CJ
Where's my grand total of munchies
I need my knife back, augh, where's my knife sack?
Yeah stab the boxes, stab until they break in half
I want to like it, shakalackalakin

[Verse 5: cletus]
Why the fuck they blow up? Terrorism
Oh, shot him in the head and there is his brain on the skull
Brain on the wall

[Verse 6: cletus & Shaggy]
Someone shot a pistol at my head, uh, codename fred
Is he upstairs or not? Oh shit, it's my dick in a box, yeah
Yea, cletus with that helm-fro
Am I planting a bomb? Hell no
Yeah, break this shit apart
A- like, bring me Mr. Baby, man
All of it broke like... my elbow
[Interlude: Shaggy]
Like, I need Mr. Baby
Like, woaaah

[Verse 7: cletus]
I passed up the bomb last time, one last rhyme
Yeah, slap my ass, mime
I need to plant the bomb, the bomb is planted
Blow up the bomb while I stand in the front of it
Sniper in the roof and I shot till he's dead in his tooth
My swollen knee's bigger than the head of a moose
Shot this nigga, his name is probably Dan

[Verse 8: cletus]
Shot a nigga in his head, go and take his skull for show and tell
Someday I'm gonna shoot this nigga in his head
I can't shoot him in the head, neither of us hit eachother
Oh, he's running at me, yeah, I can't be thinking about it
The more I think about it, the less I think about it
Yeah, the tanker is exploded, the tanker is exploded
Tank is exploded

[Verse 9: cletus]
Missing all my shots doe, missing all my shots doe
Missing all my shots doe, light machine gun doe
Uh, light machine gun, yeah, it's hot as fuck doe
Are they coming out the window? Nah, the door doe
I'm gonna plant a bomb on the light machine gun
That way, the next time they try doing that is when they try to use the light machine gun
Cross-platform plastation, uh
[Interlude: John Fortnite]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
What's his name? Five Minute Jones
Aye, shoutout Five Minute Jones
'ea

[Bridge: cletus]
Yeaha yeaha
Yeaha, okay

[Verse 10: cletus]
Is that a nuke on the ground? Aw, damn, that's a mine
Can I shoot that and be fine? You're damn right
I'm trapped in the ninth dimension, I got lines of henchmen up these stairs
Yeah I gotta reload, yeah, shoot him in his teeth doe, I said this before
OH THAT'S A GRENADE, and I shot him again
Woah, it's an Asian man, nah, he's kinda taliban
Goddamnit, I want to fuck up Joey Salads, man
Yeah we keep going, feel like I'm on this sweet moment

[Interlude: cletus]
Interjection, interjection
I gotta interrupt this song
There's a tornado heading my way
I gotta run
Uh, yeah, okay
Yeah, this one's here, this one's special
For the people at home, you know what I'm saying? Living on the ninth floor, yeah
Aw damn, what were the lyrics again?

[Verse 11: cletus]
Passing out the documents, passing out some documents
Passing out some documents, yeah, uh, uh
Passing out some documents, passing out some documents
Passing out some documents, yeah, uh, uh
Passing out some documents, passing out some documents
Passing out some documents, yeah, uh, uh
Passing out some documents, passing out some documents
Passing out some documents, yeah

[Interlude: cletus]
Thank you
Um
Thank you

[Verse 12: cletus]
Woah, sniper on the bridge, yeah
Feel like Big Stick and Big Fucking Stupid Fat Nick
Feel like my last hit was back in 2010
I wasn't real back then, I shot him
He's crashing on the ground, let's keep going, let's shoot the chandelier
Boom, shot it, yeah, shot the sniper, yeah, he got a soggy diaper, yeah
He's kinda lost and hyper because- oh my god, he chased me

[Outro: cletus, Chuck Bronson & Sumo Bronson]
Mortal Kombat
You are not as strong as me-u, I feel like strongest man in world
Oh yeah, oh yeah, you think you gonna do all that, man? I'ma prove you damn wrong
Yeah it's Sumo Bronson-u, feel ready to smash your legs
I'm gonna break your head in before you even say the last words out your damn mouth
Yeah
F'wa
Judo kick
Twa
Judo kick
F'twa
Get on the floor