Midlife Chrysler
[Verse]

I hit rock bottom back in 2004

When the Judge at that bankruptcy court

Let the Sheriff

Take my possesion's away

Now I'm feeling down and so insecure

This life I'm leading

Is feeling more like a nightmare

Than the American dream

I know that people say

You can't measure a man by material things
It ain't the clothes I wear or the car I drive

[Chorus]


With a man my age, with the money I've made

You'd think I'd afford something nicer

Like ridin' away

In a Midlife Chrysler

[Verse]


My young date was in the passenger sеat

When a kid went by me in a 380z

Hеr attention

Flew out the window with him

I'm feeling so old now
I would turn back time if I only knew how

But this ol' life goes on

Thats just the way it is

But my friends say, She's half my age

There is no way I could entice her

With a head for the grave

In a Midlife Chrysler

Ain't it funny how time rolls bye

So fast

One day your standing tall

The next day your lost at home

[Chorus]


Oh a man my age with the money I've made
You'd think I'd afford something nicer

Like ridin' away

In a Midlife Chrysler

[Outro]

No honey this ain't no escalade

It's a Midlife Chrysler