Days on Days
There’s so many days in the year
There's 31 in December
But the annual problem is the 25th hogs all
Of the attention, just remember

It’s Jesus’s birthday, what about Festivus
Hogmanay, Kwanzaa, and all the rest
Call Your Friend, Fruitcake, Candles
Horses, Violins, Monkeys, you can’t handle

All the days that you ain’t experienced
Chocolate Covered Anything experience
Answer the Telеphone Like Buddy the Elf еxperience
Here’s my say, you need these days, mix up the ways, your December craze, celebraze, don’t walk a maze, and fix your gaze, upon the days waitiiiiing, for yooooou
Tooooo
Experience

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Llamas, Ninjas, Cat Herders
Thank You Notes, and Miners
T Sway’s b-day, same with the National Guard
Their b-day’s the 13th of December
Help the NG, become a member
T Sway needs all your support
Same with, all the girls - that are short

Gaga, Khaleesi, also Kim K
It’s National Short Girl Appreciation Day
We like days other than Hanukkah
21st is for short girls, Veronica

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Llamas, Ninjas, Cat Herders
Thank You Notes, and Miners
Drunk on Coquito and Sangriaaaaa

Guess what is the 20th
Sangria Day, not a myth
Get so drunk on sangria
That you’ll need a cute llama

Llama day’s the 9th of may
That’s not true it’s in December
The 19th is Emo Day, they all gay
The eighth is for the bartenders

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Llamas, AIDS, Cat Herders
Thank You Notes, and Miners
AIDS the 2nd, watch out for shuRIIIIIIkens
Ninjas get the fifth to dance
On the 6th, miners in your pants
Celebrate, both them need a kiss
Thank You Notes on the 26th

And the 15th
Is for those who herd the cats
And the 21st
Coquito drinking, don't get fat

And the 20th
For your ugly sweaters
And the 29th
Is Still Need to Do That Day, from AIDS hopefully you will get bettteeeeeeeeeeer

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T Sway, Ninjas, The Guard, Cat Herders
Thank You Notes, AIDS, Miners
Coquitos, Short Girls, Emos, Sangria
Ugly sweaters, bartenders, llama
National Short Girl Appreciation Day, heeeeey
National Still Need To Do That Day, heeeeeey

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