Rap Battle Part 3
[Verse 1: Reese]
Ay yo.
See I invited my girl over a dinner tonight and brought wine and some cheese but I'm out here getting to the bread.
And then we went upstairs in my room and took off our clothes and fuck right in the middle of the bed.
But I fucked that bitch so hard that she be having period like she bled.
And it's alright though she's alive but she's not dead.
And after that I went to the barbershop and told my barber and asked him to see if I can get a regular haircut but nah I told that I would rather have dreads.
But he actually got it madе like the rapper Spеcial Ed.
And I woke up this morning and I was eating breakfast and watching the news that the person reported that y'all niggas drove by shootings and got the police and the sheriffs well fuck the feds.
Me and my niggas we ran off so me and my niggas we fled.
But I'm like Yabba Dabba Doo! Like the Character who likes to shout out his line before take off running from the house in the city of Bedrock from The Flintstones like a cave man but I'm like Fred.
And you said that you got screwed up and got snitched on so you end up with stitches like your girl that look like Frankenstein but your ass ain't get no head.
Like we left you behind cuz you never look back but always keep on moving forward like you took the lead.
But the Devil got you tripping like you was taking the LSD and took the other drugs like xannies and other pills that will take you to another level of fantasies so you're the one that come off the meds.
But how do you do it? But if you know how to do it then just be nerd to be smart on them books and got Declassified and got a school survival guide like that kid from middle school name Ned.
But in school we eat breakfast and having a conversation about their life but when the bell rings ding ding ding! And that's how the students leave before they go in their homerooms and doing the pledge.
During homerooms, students should switching classes and should be focusing on math, science, and social studies but you're the one that be focusing on books that should be read.
But you said that you a crip and you wearing all blue and I'm blood so my niggas wanna see me all red.
And after that war so all my niggas dead but let's put all of our guns away and put our weapons in the shed.
Like it's work day in the office but I be putting all of the papers inside the machine so I can make a copy of it and put the other papers inside the machine that needs to be shred.
But let's take break so we can go outside during snow days while I'm pushing you down the hill like we sled.
But after that we went outside and took a little snack break and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that needed to be spread.
And I was eating that shit until you said I want it but you rather be selfish instead.
But wait and let's not be rude and just bare (bear) with me like the Character from the movie name Ted.
And you said that you wanna be nice to me so I said go ahead.
Cuz it's your favorite day of the month like it's Wed.