The Glory of Badminton
Everybody needs a backyard
Every backyard needs a dog
Mine has a fancy collar
Ordered from a catalog

Sometimes I get so hopeless
Sometimes I'm just appalled
Today I'm BBQing
And playing basketball

And tomorrow I'll forget again
How good I feel today
And I'll doubt it ever happened
And that's OK


Now we're sitting round the table
And we're remembering when
We're laughing but it's bitter
It's just a specimen
If I woke tomorrow
And had a different name
Would you love me louder
Would you love me just the same

Cuz the glory of badminton
Will always be outweighed
By the smallest inconvenience
And that's OK

That's OK
That's OK

Cuz the glory of badminton
Will always be outweighed
By the smallest inconvenience
And that's OK

That's OK (That's OK)
That's OK (That's OK)
That's OK (That's OK)