Everything She Always Thought
A husband
That's the last thing on earth she'd ever need
Why would you go and marry someone big and hairy
Sounds like a buzz saw when he sleeps

Babies
Yeah, they always got on her last nerve
They are loud and dirty and hungry and thirsty
And bound to spit up on your shirt

A piece 'a land
Green trash can
Sittin' at the curb by the minivan
That's the picture in her head used to make her cringe
Yeah, but that was then

Now she's got everything
Everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
Right down to the checkered apron
And the cookies in a jar
It's everything
Everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
She never wanted
But she loves it
(Yeah, she) really loves it

One man
The only man she used to love was Benjamin
Talking 'bout Franklin
Greenbacks spanking new in her hand
Itching to be spent

And all that mattered was that ladder
Brass was the only kinda ring she was after
When she finally made it to the top
It wasn't what she thought

Now she's got everything
Everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
Right down to the checkered apron
And the cookies in a jar

It's everything
Everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
She never wanted
But she loves it
(Yeah, she) really loves it
It's nothing like her dreams
She's nothing like she thought she'd be
Oh, but there's nothing she would change

'Cause she's got everything
Everything she
Everything she always thought she never wanted
Right down to the checkered apron
And the cookies in a jar

It's everything, everything
Everything she always thought she never wanted
She never wanted
And she loves it, ha ha
Yeah, she really loves it
Whoa, she loves it

(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
She really loves it
(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
Oooh, ooh
(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
She really loves it
(She got, she got what she thought she never wanted)
Ooh, she loves her life