Negative Guest List
My name is on the negative guest list
Even if I pay I can't get in
Now the negative guest list
Has got me really pissed
'Cause they banned me from where the bands play

All I did was tell them what I think
That the singer in the first band really stinks
They wipe the skin off of my wrist
They enforced it with a fist
Now the negative guest list is my fate

Hear the music playing in the street
They're having all the fun while I just reek
Yeah, can you make sense of this?
A negative guest list
Yeah, you can't short the people you need

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whaa!