Leamington Glow
[Verse]
There’s a place I know down in the county of Essex
A place where I was once conceived
Back then I had caused too much trouble
I knew it was my time to leave

But Years Later

I came back to find that old town of mine
Had gone and lost its main attraction
Warren Buffet dropped by
Said “We’re buyin up Heinz!”
And left, despite the terrible reaction

And meanwhile the spouses who own the greenhouses
Startеd blarin’ LED’s all year round
And whad-a-ya-know, they knew  monеy would flow
So now they’re all growing pot by the pound


[Chorus]
And we’ll alll watch that orange glow together
It lingers from evening till dawn
We’ll all watch it go down forever
And wonder “What the hell is Leamington on?”
[Verse]
I wandered around in the darkness of night
Looking up, I just couldn’t believe
No cosmic light show, just a strange Erie glow
Replaced the usual starry scene

So now the townsfolk agree, the strong smell of the weed
Is small tomatoes now; and ain't it a pity
Cause it's nothing compared to the sordid affair
Of having light pollution worse than the city

[Chorus]
And we’ll alll watch that orange glow together
It lingers from evening till dawn
We’ll all watch it go down forever
And wonder “What the hell is Leamington on?”

[Bridge]
Well what should be done? Hey, I’ve got a solution!
One that’s comparatively callous
We gotta name this thing the Leamington Glow
Or maybe Aphria Borealis

[Chorus]
And we’ll alll watch that orange glow together
It lingers from evening till dawn
We’ll all watch it go down forever
And wonder “What the hell is Leamington on?”
[Outro]
They got the orange glow, look at the orange
They got the orange glow, look at the orange glow
They got the orange glow, look at the orange
They got the orange glow, look at the orange glow

They got the orange glow, look at the orange
They got the orange glow, look at the orange glow
They got the orange glow, look at the orange
They got the orange glow, they got the orange glow