Rats In My Kitchen
[Verse 1]
You know the rats are mean in my kitchen
I have ordered me a mountain cat
Now, the rats is mean in my kitchen
I have ordered me a mountain cat
You know the rats, they carried away my groceries
Ooh, oh, boy, don't ever bring none of it back

[Verse 2]
I done stopped buying groceries
I going eatin' out of people's sack
I done stopped buying groceries
I'm gon' eatin' out of peoples sack
Now the rats carried away my groceries
Ooh, oh boy, don't every bring none of that back

[Verse 3]
I was lying down last night
I was talkin' with my next door, Bob
I was lying down last night
I was talkin' to my next door, Bob
You know the rats throwin' my groceries
Ooh, old Bob will hold, I'm bringin' you a truck
[Verse 4]
I'm gon' call a 42 squad car
For protect me in my home
I'm gon' call out 42 squad car
For protect me in my home
You know the rats throwin' my groceries
Oh, oh boy, what gon' my day come