Bullshittin Cypher
[Verse 1: Ryan Oddity]

No Indiana jones but I came here to face danger
The fake slayer,pop tombs, a grave raider
Cause these wack emcees, break the masterpiece
Verses like pastors preach, proceed to hit your knees
A failed crusader, Your a strange hater
Cause you're gunna hate a stranger
That's been, rated favorite every occasion after labor
You bit off me, so I bid you off later
Going once, going twice
Do we have any takers
I'm spitting in theory, The third eye is closed
Admit it was close, Even though that the vision is leery
See knowledge clearly, no need to keep machines near me
Y'all high hopes in iPhones, ask Siri, It's dreary
My career be, to eradicate the wackness
Hip hop died, so know u suck when u do animate the masses
Mental masturbate, I'll emasculate ur asses
Self haters fascinate, don't gas urself up, flatulate
Contemplate perfection, Alternate professions
My teams royal I'm inaugurating peasants
Soar the seas and ride the high tide
Always deny the slide by, The wise guy steady
Askin why'm I
Slept on, your shits the softest place to slumber at
Cause we don't care that you can chop trees like lumberjacks
Fly high as birds eye and make pussies suffer fast
Tweet: tawt I taw a tougher cat hashtag suffering succotash
Fake bangers, double takes on ya'll dopplegangers
Keep Heads spinning Whirlwinds on Doppler radars
Stay major b, flat out don't give an F
But still instant best, out in this Midwest
Constitent said I'm baby faced but I'm gettin sick of it
Only thing infant is that these rhymes is infinite
So Envision this for my Rich hipsters, Sick spitters
This just the beginning, so get wit it