Poop
[The scene begins in a Taco Bell public restroom. You can hear the sound of patrons talking and eating their meals from afar when, suddenly, a voice erupts in the silence.]

[Wimpy Pooper:]
Hhh… Oh, that's the biggest shit I've ever taken AARRAARRGGHHH
Huh… huh… eeeuuuuggghhh…
Ooohh… that's good…

[Mysterious Voice]
Mi mi mi mi miiiii!

[Wimpy Pooper]
AH! Who's there?

[The Great Mighty Poo]
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat, you little twat?

[The Great Mighty Poo begins vocalizing in a show of proud arrogance, for he knows deep down at the base of his gullet that he is the most supreme Poo to have ever been pooped.]
[Wimpy Pooper]
Ah, so you're just a turd then, huh?

[The Great Mighty Poo]
Auugh!
I am no mere turd!
You dumb bastard
Allow me to reiterate

I AM the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat, you little twat?

You have no chance to survive in here
You don't even know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this shiny grin?

How do you think I keep this shiny grin?

[The wimpy pooper shrieks fearfully as the Great Mighty Poo makes his ascent.]

Listen, it's really quite simple

You have no chance to survive in here
You don't even know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
Have some more caviar!

Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly, tiggly, shitty little tag nut
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

[Wimpy Pooper]
Your butt?

[The Great Mighty Poo]
My butt!

[Wimpy Pooper]
Your butt?

[The Great Mighty Poo]
My butt!

Yeah!
Alright…
Mmhmmm… keep it going
Yeah… come on…

[The Great Mighty Poo revels in the chaos he is creating in his shit-filled kingdom of porcelain. Alas, perhaps his celebrations were as premature as his ejaculations. He is subsequently flushed!]
Huh… huh… aaaggghhh!
Ohhhhh… I'm melting! I'm melting!
Oh, what a world!

I was the Great Mighty Poo
But now I'm dead… *sob*

[Wimpy Pooper]
At least until I have Taco Bell again!