Careful Mover
Packed up your belongings just this morning
You're gonna make another house your home
The mover shows up early and he's bound to make your day
He's gonna show you how to move in the most productive way

His warranty's sound, and he won't be late
That careful mover's going seventy eight
Rolling through your town, rolling through your state
He's got your TV set and your new vacuum
Your BVDs and your Fruit of the Loom
You bet he's gonna be there (bet he's gonna be there)
You bet he's gonna be thеre real soon

Remеmber what grandma's china looked like
Before he used the brakes around the bend
He pulls into a truck stop 'cause he's making such good time
Another cup of coffee and he rolls it down the line

His warranty's sound, and he won't be late
That careful mover's going seventy eight
Rolling through your town, rolling through your state
He's got your TV set and your new vacuum
Your BVDs and your Fruit of the Loom
You bet he's gonna be there (bet he's gonna be there)
You bet he's gonna be there real soon
His wheels'll burn like fire down the highway 49
He's thinking about a woman in a town he left behind
Pedal to the metal, now his heart's in overdrive
You got a hundred miles of open road and so little time

Remember how you loved that crystal chandelier
And how your grand piano stayed in tune
Thank god for insurance, it oughta be a crime
When a broken hearted moving man can take you for a ride

His warranty's sound, and he won't be late
That careful mover's going seventy eight
Rolling through your town, rolling through your state
He's got your TV set and your new vacuum
Your BVDs and your Fruit of the Loom
You bet he's gonna be there (bet he's gonna be there)
You bet he's gonna be there real soon
Real soon