Waffle House
[Verse 1: Colt Ford]
See me and my ol' lady, we been fightin' a bunch
And I ain't quite for sure, but I got me a hunch
Now I know I been drinkin', but I'm thinkin' kinda clear
This here's the truth and I ain't leavin' this booth
Until I tell everybody exactly what she done
I done called my boy Sunny, told him bring my gun
I'm tryin' to figure out exactly what went wrong
I'm workin' daylight to dark to give her a nice home
I ain't never been the type to ask for too much
Just a meal now and then and sometimes a slow touch
Tell me what to do, man, what do you think?
I know the waitress and the cook and they don't care if we drink
I'm just tryin' to make sense outta all this sh—
Lord, I'm not a violent man, but the gun's in my hand
Should I stay or should I go or just let it be?
Lord, the cheatin' woman's gon' be the death of me

[Chorus: Sunny Ledfurd]
Meet me at the Waffle House
It's goin' down
Just found out my ol' lady's been messin' around
Meet me at the Waffle House
And bring me my gun
Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone
[Verse 2: Colt Ford]
Man, my whole world is upside down
I guess I'm 'bout to be the laughin' stock of the town
I heard from my cousin it's a dozen or more
And I found the Sheriff's badge on the bedroom floor
And ol' boy from church said he saw her with the preacher
Forty miles from here at a bar drinkin' beer
She told me that she was havin' lunch with her sister
I was home cleanin' up, wishin' I didn't miss her
See, love will bring you home, but lies brought me here
Heard her and the town judge been at it for a year
I reckon you can't make a whore a house wife
But I damn sure tried even when she lied
Now I'm sittin' here, starin' at this plate of grits
Thinkin' about goin' to put a bullet in that chick
Maybe I should shoot everyone of them fellas
But come to think of it, son, I really ain't jealous
Matter fact, let me thank y'all for makin' it clear
Hell, fix me a patty melt, son, and pour me a beer
Now I'm scattered, smothered, covered, and happy to be free
To hell with cheatin' women, y'all heard it from me

[Chorus: Sunny Ledfurd]
Meet me at the Waffle House
It's goin' down
Just found out my ol' lady's been messin' around
Meet me at the Waffle House
And bring me my gun
Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone
[Bridge: Sunny Ledfurd]
Meet me at the one off 28 (Next to 28)
My gun's in the closet under my Bad Company tapes
And grab that moonshine sittin' on the freezer
It's gonna ease the pain the next time I see her

[Chorus: Sunny Ledfurd]
Meet me at the Waffle House
It's goin' down
Just found out my ol' lady's been messin' around
Meet me at the Waffle House
And bring me my gun
Need someone to talk to before I hurt someone