Mood Rings Live at The Ritz Raleigh NC - 10/29/16
[Intro]
Here's the old stuff we talked about
Aforementioned

[Verse 1]
We all know the girls that I am talking about
Well, they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only question's when they'll blow up
And they'll blow up, we know that without a doubt
'Cause they're those girls, yeah, you know those girls
That let their emotions get the best of them
Go!

[Pre-Chorus]
And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

[Chorus]
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
Just what they're thinking
Second verse!
[Verse 2]
If it's drama you want, then look no further
They're like The Real World meets Boy Meets World
Meets Days of Our Lives
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
Go!

[Pre-Chorus]
And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

[Chorus]
Let's hear it!
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
'Cause we'll know just what they're thinking
Just what they're thinking, here we go!

[Post-Chorus]
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swing-set almost everyday
She said to me she's so happy, it's depressing
And all I said was, "Someone get that girl a mood ring"

[Bridge]
'Cause when it's black means "watch your back" than she's probably
The last person in the world right now you wanna see
And when it's blue, it means you should call her up immediately
And ask her out, she'll most likely agree
And when it's green, it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear, it means she's completely emotionless
And that's all right (I must confess)
I must confess
[Verse 3]
We all know the girls that I am talking about
She liked you Wednesday, but now it's Saturday
And she has to wash her hair (Me, too)
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
Well, first she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde
At least she makes a lovely pair

[Outro]
That's kind of a Halloween song
Mood ring, oh, mood ring
Oh, tell me will you bring the key
To unlock this mystery? (Yeah)
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind
Haha, that was really bad