The Sign Said You Are Here ...And I Was 
Please don't set me free
‘Cos we have more than one or two things
Left to say

As you speak, I see you tweak
The look of consternation on ya
Face

Just don’t ask me any questions, an' I Will. Not. Lie!
(You don't understand that you’ve got nothing in your hands it's all just
Drifting through your fingers like so many grains of sand)
If there was some signage maybe I'd be a little surprised

Here's the plan, I can attract
The keeper of the dungeon to the door
Use your might (or sex appeal)
Encourage him to lay upon the floor

Don't expect my hesitation
When we're free and we are clear!
(You don't understand that you've got nothing in your hands it’s all just
Drifting through your fingers like so many grains of sand)
If there was some signage maybe I’d know I am here
I try to feel contrition
For the ruse I pulled on yous
To let me fly

But you, by your admission
Looked at this pish an' gie’d it a
Bye

So don't stand there looking foolish
When you're free and you are clear!
(You don't understand that you’ve got nothing in your hands it's all just
Drifting through your fingers like so many grains of sand)
If there was some signage maybe
I'd just disappear…

So don't stand there looking foolish
When you're free and you are clear!
(You don't understand that you've got nothing in your hands it's all just
Drifting through your fingers like so many grains of sand)
If there was some signage maybe
I'd know I am here