Store Hold-Up Skit
Yo man... where's the gun?
I said, I said where's the motherfuckin' gun?
Thank you... that isn't hard is it?
Okay, everyone... be quiet, okay... because I'm going to shoot you all if you don't be quiet, if you don't even be quiet
So be quiet... if you speak a word you will be dead and I mean it
(Please don't kill me)
Did anyone, ummm... not understand what I just said... be quiet
(I'm sorry)
You want the gun at your head, don't you?
(No)
Then be fuckin' quiet
Okay now... you can just stay calm... the cashier will open his register
(It's register, not regisher)
What did I just said?
(You said, errrr)
I did not say it wrong... I have a speech,  a bit of a speech impediment bot not that bad of a speech impediment you motherfuckin' asshole
(What)
Please beware of what you goin' to say because if you say anything at all... you're going to regret it... in the afterlife
(What)
You're goin' to die
(What)
Say goodbye motherfucker
*2 gunshot sound*