I Was a Teenage Necro
[Narration]
Well the poet, you know, he liked movies. And he liked the people. But all them movies he liked were evil. And so now, he's going to the midnight show to see his favorite film: I WAS A TEENAGE NECRO!

[Chorus]
We're gonna go to the graveyard, dig ourselves some holes
We're gonna go to the graveyard, dig ourselves some holes
We're gonna find some girls who like to rock-n-roll
Sing some sings and drink ourselves some wine
We're gonna sing some sings and drink ourselves some wine
We're gonna find some girls and have ourselves a time

[Verse 1]
Pretty little girl broke my heart
Promised me we'd never part
She broke that promise on the tracks
She stalled in her daddy's Cadillac
Take a sip to be brave
Jesus keeps what Jesus saves
But tonight I'll dig my baby from the grave

[Chorus]
Yeah, now get your spade and stick it in the ground
Get your spade and stick it in the ground
Yeah, we're gonna find them girls and swing 'em all around
Well, now it don't matter if it's wrong or right
Woo, now it don't matter if it's wrong or right
Yeah, we're gonna find them girls and swing 'em through the night
[Verse 2]
That tombstone there is for Peggy-Ann
Four years steady dating Dan
He found her in Ol' Willie's Chevy
Sank her tied to something heavy
Now that Danny's come a man
Today he gets out of the can
Tonight he's getting back with Peggy-Ann

[Chorus]
Well, we're gonna go to the graveyard, dig ourselves some holes
Yeah, we're gonna go to the graveyard, dig ourselves some holes
Well, we're gonna find some girls who like to rock-n-roll
Well, now it don't matter if it's wrong or right
It don't matter if it's wrong or right
Yeah, we're gonna find them girls and swing 'em through the night
Yeah, we're gonna find them girls and swing 'em through the night
Yeah, we're gonna find them girls and swing 'em through the night