Little Jimmy Down The Street Skit
Narrator: This is the story of Little Jimmy Down The Street

Jimmy's Father: "..I've heard enough complainin'. Now boy, go on & take that garbage out, and when you go & finish taking out the garbage, go & clean your room!"
Jimmy: "But I already cleaned my room-"
Jimmy's Father: "-Then clean it again!"
Jimmy: "Okay..."

Narrator: As Little Jimmy took out the trash, there was a disturbance in the sky. The atmosphere was not right.

Jimmy: "What's going on here? ...Mom? Dad?"

Narrator: Something foreign descended upon him. He didn't know how to interpret it. It seemed like it was trying to communicate with him.

Jimmy: "Mom! ...Dad!"

Narrator: He cried to his parents for help but, alas... It was too late.

Jimmy's Father: "(Now what the hell is this).... Whoa. Whoa! Boy wh-"
Jimmy: "Oh noooooooooo-"

Narrator: He was beamed into a place... incomprehensible.
Jimmy's Mother: "What do we do honey? Call 911?"
Jimmy's Father: "I don't know! I.. I..."

Narrator: It was out of Little Jimmy's Parents' hands. And before they knew it, their son... went to a very foreign place.

Jimmy's Father: "Jimmyyyyy!!!!! Nnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!"

Narrator: And they wondered if he would ever return.