Armless  Legless
An Armless legess girl is lying on the beach. A man walks along, goes “What are you crying about” she goes “I’m crying because in my whole life, I’ve never been kissed” then gets up and walks away. Now she’s crying twice as hard. And he comes back and goes “What are you crying about now,” and she goes “In my whole I’m I’ve never been fucked” So he picks her up tosses her in the ocean and goes You’re fucked now. It’s just seems wrong.