Waluigi - Hallelujah
[Intro]
Sakurai!
Are you kidding me?
I know you're having a seizure, but come on!
I'm ready now
I'll show you exactly why I need to be here!

[Verse 1]
I heard there was a secret WAH
That David WAH'd and it pleased the WAH
But you don't really care for music, do wah?

[Verse 2]
It goes like this: the WAH, the WAH
The minor WAH
The major WAH
The baffled king composing Waluigi

[Chorus]
Waluigi, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi
[Verse 2]
Your faith was WAH but you needed WAH
You saw WAH bathing on the WAH
Wah beauty and the moonlight overthrew WAH
Wah tied you to a kitchen WAH
Wah broke your WAH and  cut your WAH
And from your lips she WAH the Waluigi

[Chorus]
Waluigi, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi

[Verse 3]
Maybe I have wah here before
I know this wah, I've walked this wah
I used to wah long before I knew WAH
I've seen your wah on the marble WAH
Love is not a victory WAH
It's a cold and it's a broken Waluigi

[Chorus]
Waluigi, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi

[Verse 4]
There was a time you let me WAH
What's really going on WAH
But now you never show it to me, do WAH?
And remember when I was moving in? WAH!
The holy WAH was moving in, WAH!
And every breath we drew was Waluigi
[Chorus]
Waluigi, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi

[Verse 5]
You say I took the name in WAH
I don't even know the WAH
But if I did, well really, what's it to WAH?
There's a blaze of wah in every WAH
It doesn't matter which you WAH
The holy or the broken Waluigi

[Chorus]
Waluigi, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi

[Verse 6]
Maybe there's a WAH above
But all I've ever learned from WAH
Was how to wah at somebody who outdrew WAH
And it's not to wah that you hear at WAH
It's not somebody who's seen the WAH
It's a cold and it's a broken Waluigi

[Chorus]
Waluigi, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi
[Verse 7]
I did my wah, it wasn't WAH
I couldn't feel, so I tried to WAH
I've told the Wah, I didn't come to fool WAH
And even though it all went WAH
I'll stand before the Lord of WAH
With nothing on my tongue but Waluigi

[Outro Chorus]
Waluigi, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi-iiiii