Oklahomosexual
[Verse 1]
Yeah, popped out the womb in Tulsa, Oklahoma
Smilin' bright like Jehovah, uh
I grew up real fast
5 years old and I'm having a blast, yeah
I grew up in a pretty standard happy little family
A mom, a dad, a brother, and a sister to take care of me
And I was raised real catholic
Taught the basics and some pretty simple rhetoric, like
Respect your friends, your neighbor and your family
Remember the sabbath day, uh, to keep it holy
But there's something else I was taught as well
It's 'if you're homosexual you're going to hell'

[Verse 2]
Then I started school and met some new friends
Made relationships that would never end, uh
I'm on the playground, running around
Children playing and shouting like surround sound but
Before you know it, I'm in 6th grade, yeah
And the teacher starts talking about pride parades, yeah
Then I stood up, said what I was taught to say
I shouted "being homosexual is not okay!"
Next thing I know I'm in the principal's office
'Cause my beliefs are far from flawless
But the principal smiled, had only one thing to tell, he said
"I agree that homosexuals should all burn in hell."
[Verse 3]
Now I'm in 7th grade, gym class
Destroying kids in dodge-ball, cause my throw is like a cannon blast
But now we're in the locker room and something clicks
The reason why I never seemed attracted to chicks
"Am I about to become the thing I despise?"
Now that I've realized as I'm surrounded by all these half naked guys
That I'm about to become what I was taught to hate
I try to fight it but there's no debate
I get dressed real fast cause I've got somethin' to say
I find my friend waiting out in the hallway
I tell him the truth, turns out that he's gay as well
He says "you know that homosexuals don't deserve to burn in hell."

[Bridge]
(Oklahomosexual)

[Outro]
Everyone deserves love, that's just the reality
Don't discriminate on race, status, or sexuality
Help bring all this hatred in the world to a stop
Now excuse me while I go suck my friend off, peace