I Cant Eat Eggs
[Chorus]
I can't eat eggs
I can't eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
So many things I can eat, but eggs

[Post-Chorus]
You’d think to avoid one little egg would be easy
But eggs can be found in many foods
If you don’t mind I’ll name a few

[Verse 1]
Lemon meringue and pumpkin pie
Scrambled, poached, over easy or fried
Danish or cupcakes with glaze
Hamburger buns and mayonnaise
Yellow biscuit, I don’t risk it
Caesar salad, I resist it
Fresh pasta and meatballs
I am careful with it all
[Chorus]
I can't eat eggs
I can't eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
So many things I can eat, but eggs

[Post-Chorus]
You’d think to avoid one little egg would be easy
But eggs can be found in many foods
If you don’t mind I’ll name a few

[Verse 2]
French vanilla ice cream and French Toast
Bon Voyage, meatloaf
Pancakes and breakfast waffles
Pickled eggs, but they smell awful
Donuts, cakes and muffins too
Eggnog and creamy soup
Whenever you can see me snacking
Bet there’ll be no eggs a-crackin’

[Chorus]
I can't eat eggs
I can't eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
So many things I can eat, but eggs
[Post-Chorus]
You’d think to avoid one little egg would be easy
But eggs can be found in many foods
If you don’t mind I’ll name a few

[Verse 3]
Pretzels, pastry, ranch dressing
Chocolate bars can keep me guessing
Some breads say "may contain"
I make my own that taste the same
It’s more than food believe it or not
I can’t get the flu shot
Eggs from a chicken and a chicken’s okay
Unless it’s breaded—I might say "nay"

[Chorus]
I can't eat eggs
I can't eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
I can’t eat eggs
So many things I can eat, but eggs