Dont Rock The Jukebox
Alan:
Hi, Alvin
Did you get a chance to look over the song?

Alvin:
Yeah! I really like it, I just...

Alan:
Good
'Cause I heard you could be mighty hard to work with

Alvin:
Who told you that!?!

Alan:
Ah, just about everyone who'd ever worked with ya

Alvin:
Well, it's a lie!
They're all just jealous, back-stabbing turkeys!
Theodore:
(Gasp) We are not!

Alvin:
Theodore!

Simon:
Mr. Jackson, I assure you that I am nothing if not professional

Alan:
Well, good
Let's get started

Alvin:
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
My heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones

I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart-broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
Plus my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones

I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

Alan:
Now you're wrong, Simon
Alvin's not hard to work with

Simon:
The song's not over, Mr. Jackson

Alvin:
Solo time!

Alan:
Alvin, don't rock the jukebox
Alvin. It's 'bout to explode
Well, now you've done it
Alvin:
I ain't got nothin'
Against rock & roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow

Ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
My heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'

Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

Oh, brother
What a mess!
What are we going to do?

Alan:
What do you mean we?
I'm not paying for it

Alvin:
But, but...

Alan:
Uh-huh
I tried to warn you not to rock the jukebox
But did you listen?
Nooo
Did I listen when people told me
You were pig-headed and obstinate?
Noo
I coulda been out on the lake
Having a good time
But uh-uh
Here I am spending my time with a pain in the butt muskrat
Or squirrel or whatever