Mommys At The Grocery Store
I enjoy the cinema
Take me, take me to the cinema
I enjoy the cinema
Take me, take me to the cinema
Santa Claus on the screen
He is wearing red and green
I enjoy the cinema
Put me in a movie with him

Rocketship to the North Pole
It's so frosty up there, but I brought my warmest clothes
Rudolph and his lady-friend, making babies in the white snow

I got pregnant
By Santa Claus, Santi-Claus
Watch out!
A dog peed there, a dog peed there!

Gideon is in the tree
He's talk-talk-talking to me!
Mommy's at the grocery store
Daddy got shot by a bank robber
He took us in his car
He drove us into the river
We're drowning, drowning!
Drowning in the river
I got pregnant
By Santa Claus, Santi-Claus
Watch out!
A dog peed there, a dog peed there!
I got pregnant
By Santa Claus, Santi-Claus
Watch out!
A dog peed there, a dog peed there!

I got pregnant
By Santa Claus, Santi-Claus