Natural Touch
[Verse 1]
I figured we were doing fine
Me and this sorta friend of mine
We met a couple weeks before online
And it was going well
But when I saw her at the chicken place
I recognized the look upon her face
The look that lets you know you've been replaced, 'cause honey
It ain't that hard to tell

[Chorus]
We ate in silence for a little while
Before she shrugged and with a little smile, she told me
"Meeting you's been great and such
But you can't fake the natural touch"

[Verse 2]
It's one of love's most important rules
Sometimes you gotta be the bug, it's true
And sometimes you're the windshield too
That's when you gotta hold the line
I'd been seeing someone about a month or so
When she asked me, "Where you wanna go?"
I told her, "There's a little chicken spot I know"
We had a pleasant time
[Chorus]
She kissed me on the mouth and squeezed my hand, asked me
"When you wanna go out again?", told her
"Meeting you's been great and such
But you can't fake the natural touch"

[Bridge]
'Cause ain't loving just another show?
You post a pic so everybody knows
Gotta leave 'em laughing when you go
But don't give away too much, oh no

[Outro]
Can't fake the natural touch
You can't fake the natural touch
There's plenty fishes swimming in the sludge, but you
Can't fake the natural touch
You can't fake the natural touch
You can't fake the natural touch
There's plenty fishes swimming in the sludge, but you
Can't fake the natural