Arse Kickin Lady from the Northwest
Well she breezed on through my hotel room
Like an interstate truck in the rain
She said she cut her teeth on Skinny Jim's
There ain't no scales mapping out just what I paid
She spun me a really good story
Never let the truth get in the way
And that's the reason I'm still standing here today

She said she came on down from the north-west of town
In a '63 Holden EJ
With potato from Kentucky and a fresh bag of Luckys
And a Bowie compilation tape

She's spun me a real good story
Never let the truth get in the way
And that's the reason I'm still standing here
The reason I'm still standing here
The reason I'm still standing here today
Yeah

Alright
I left my brains in Hong Kong
I left my wallet in a two-dollar shirt
And I remember every goddamn minute with you
Like a minute in a movie that hurts
I listened to a real good story
I never questioned anything that she said
And that's the reason she's still standin' here
The reason she's still standin' here
The reason she's still standin' here today

Yeah, I listened to a real good story
I never questioned anything that she said
And that's the reason I'm still standing here
The reason she's still standing here
The reason we're still standing here today
Damn straight!