Probably Perhaps
Probably perhaps
Man gonna get some slaps
Probably perhaps
Your ex-girl gave me clap
Probably perhaps
I’m bored, imma take a nap
Probably perhaps
I will spit til I collapse

I'm looking for MC that's not me
That's got flows that all of Notts knows
Don't do bassline, don't do trap
My dick is a tree is and you're sucking all the sap
Best grimelord you have ever come against
Agnostic get the down from your fence
Do these long words even make sense?
Bad mash, nah g, I'm feeling drench
Finna binna been grounded for too long Armstrong
I'm flying high, don't lie bout my songs
Yes they're dutty, yes I can spit
But don't think I lived life without getting hit
I've got the matches, don't need tinder
Fuck off any man that wants to hinder
The progression of asap, last name plea$e
Got bars Boylan, 200 degrees
Give you a race, I'll go for Thai
But trust me Nigel it won't be a tie
I'm making milly, not just getting by
Say I can't rhyme, fuck me, that's a lie
I'm facing all these faces who think
They can take me to these places
Where they'll put me through my paces
Fam just let me tie my laces
Probably perhaps
You man gonna get some slaps
Probably perhaps
Your ex girl gave me clap
Probably perhaps
I'm bored, imma take a nap
Probably perhaps
I will spit til I collapse

Here's a toast to all the flowers
And dutty beats I've played to for hours
Can't do me in my ivory tower
Put clean clothes on and take a shower
Cause you've stunk out the room
So I will have to consume
Shit you spat out in the womb
Destroy your ring on mount doom
Got no enemies, just got g's
How can you hate on Asap plea$e
Just cause I'm sick and got bars flowing quick
Means you gotta be a dick and take away my mick
I got brand new combine harvester
Don't you fuck with my farm
Shut down Boylan, shut up Kent
Now I'm living Calm
Put a bow on my nuts and call it a present
Thinking of chef? Get living in the present
Been a good girl? Ain't getting no presents
Compelling evidence id like to present
How can g with a ginger beard
Work his way to the top so now he's feared
Just spitting bars are really bare weird
Don't look too long you will get queered
Probably perhaps
You man gonna get some slaps
Probably perhaps
Your ex girl gave me clap
Probably perhaps
I'm bored, imma take a nap
Probably perhaps
I will spit till I collapse

I've ducked off thanks to autocorrect
Your girl makes me auto erect
This machine makes me auto detect
That thanks to me, you're getting auto wrecked
I don't feel homesick, I'm pretty hardy
June 14 fam, where's my cardy
Moffat can’t write, up the shardy?
Fucking hell don’t get me started on Nardy
I've told man that I definitely
Can't be fucked to relax
I'm old school, I'm hip and cool
Send you my dick by fax
I'm sleepless cause I got exes texting
Miss you baby- aw
It's cute but I'll kahoot
And beat any of you bitches score
Not sure if I wanna bust a nut and run
Or stay and keep her company
How embarrassing would it be
Telling people she dumped me
Shit I'm running out of words
To say I got that nut
Fuck your bars and fuck your dad
Ill would stop spitting but
Probably perhaps
I gave man some slaps
Probably perhaps
Your ex girl gave me clap
Probably perhaps
Im bare rested from that nap
Probably perhaps
I've spat, now I'll collapse