RAPTORS Aint Your Friends RAPTORS Ate Your Friends
(Greasy C)

Shut up Schnarfel
Shut up Schnarfel
Schnarfel, Come back!

(Senator B)

Who are RAPTORS?
What is RAPTORS?
I AM RAPTORS
You are RAPTORS
WE ARE RAPTORS

(Chorus x4)

RAPTORS AIN'T YOUR FRIENDS
RAPTORS, RAPTORS ATE YOUR FRIENDS

(Gorgeous Steve)
Yo, RAPTORS comin' at you with forks and knives
Gonna stake some piggies like it's Lord of the Flies

(SB)

Yo, I wake up in the mornin' and I'm trying to eat some people
I cooked up Finding Nemo and I'll cook the fucking sequel

(GC)

Gonna have a cook-out so I gotta find a friend to kill
Stab 'em in the back so I can slap 'em on the grill
Playing kill in the woods, your friends are playing catch-up
RAPTORS always win, so we eat a lot of ketchup

(GS)

Welcome, my friends, to the big RAPTOR picnic
Friends' legs on the grill, you can call it a shindig

(GC)

Got an empty belly so you better run
I'm dreamin' and droolin' about you, in a bun

(Chorus x4)
(SB)

Yo, eatin' up your friends drinkin' embryonic egg nog
Open up some fast food call it MC-Your Dog

(GS)

You are cordially invited to a RAPTOR Thanksgiving
Throwin' gravy on some babies
J. Swift made all the trimmings

(SB)

Dip that ass in butter
Throw in some skin seasoning

(All)

Yeah, I'll eat your friends

(SB)

Is RAPTOR reasoning

(GC)
I like my friends with spices and a little sumthin' summthin'
You can tell when I'm hungry, when I'm eyein' your cousin

(GS)

Yo, RAPTORS' gettin' baked like your friends in the oven
But don't' ask for the secrets to your mama's corn muffins

(SB)

Yo, I won't't just eat your friends
I'll eat mine too
I even ate my own twin while I was chillin' in the womb

Yo, RAPTORS don't like you
Even if we say so
Invite us to your house and chances are we'll say:
NO

(GS)

Fryin' Samuel Sausage on the charcoal grill
And I just put your boy Jeffrey
Through my pasta MILL

(GC)

I hate all my friends
So I turned 'em to chum
They used to be an ass
So I ate their bum

(GS)

Yo, I chopped up your girl
Then threw her in the fryer
But, oh shit, I have some clothes
That I left in the dryer

(SB)

Yo, I'm eatin' Peter Pie and cookin' Fred Fries
Cannibal? Nah nah nah, I don't deny
I'll eat your whole fucking town like it was the Book of Eli

(GC)

Makin' meat pies with your girlfriend's thighs
Force-fed that bitch 'cuz I like 'em super sized


(GS)

I'll eat your girlfriend out
Then I'll eat her for dinner
Since she's been our friend
Carol's sure lookin' trimmer

(GC)

I am only happy
When I'm eatin' friend pâté
Guzzle it down
With a hot blood latté

(SB)

Yo, I could go for some HUMAN BODY
Next time that I'm hungry
I'll eat your neighbor, Tommy

(GS)

Yo, I don't eat no beef
But I sure love your friends
Man, I'm bakin' a loaf
But I'll save you the ends

(SB)

Look around at your reunion and all the people you'll be outliving
Oh, by the way
I ate your uncle Bill for Thanksgiving

(GS)

RAPTORS fellate your friends
And devour thereafter
You'll be sorry, my dear
For befriending these RAPTORS

(Chorus x4)

BITCH