Hag on the Jukebox
[Verse 1]
I'm a throwback, I go way, way back
This old cowboy hat
Yeah, it's where it's at
I don't row with the flow
I swim upstream
If you know what I mean
They call me old school
Way behind the times
I don't tow no good woman's line
I got a wild hare sight and a pocket full of greenbacks

[Chorus]
I'll take my George Strait straight down the middle
With some hardcore steel and a honky-tonk fiddle
Cold beer, cold
And cowgirls smoking hot
I'm a redneck George Jones junky
Like my Waylon and Willie
Right on the money
My whiskey on the rocks
And Hag on the jukebox
[Verse 2]
I'm a stubborn, old son of a gun
You won't catch me sippin' coke and rum
I like the hard stuff
And I don't like it watered down

[Chorus]
I'll take my George Strait straight down the middle
With some hardcore steel and a honky-tonk fiddle
Cold beer, cold
And cowgirls smoking hot
Well, I'm a redneck George Jones junky
Like my Waylon and Willie
Right on the money
My whiskey on the rocks
And Hag on the jukebox

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
I'll take my George Strait straight down the middle
With some hardcore steel and a honky-tonk fiddle
Cold beer, cold
And cowgirls smoking hot
Yeah, well, I'm a redneck George Jones junky
Like my Waylon and Willie
Right on the money
My whiskey on the rocks
And Hag on the jukebox
My whiskey on the rocks
And Hag on the jukebox