S U doubleF E R
[Verse 1]
A brand new day to face this dark world
A brand new day to hit the floor
I know who to ask to get what i want
I'm not abashed, I did it before
My daughter's laying passed out on the couch
I'm fucking proud, she's only 10 years old
Maybe someday I'll write a book about me called:
"If I were you I'd hate me too"

[Refrain]
Wish me heartache
I won't let go
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
It's a pleasure not to be you
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
Teach me how to be a man
I pretend I understand
Teach me what to do
I spit on you
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
[Verse 2]
I'm not a dumpfuck
I simply suck
Try to disabuse me
Good luck
The statics lie, I'm not an antisocial
Well, but I'm not a dumpfuck
My girlfriend's laying bloody raped on the couch
I'm fucking proud she's 15 years old
Maybe someday i'll write a book about me called:
"If I were you I'd hate me too"

[Refrain]
Wish me heartache
I won't let go
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
It's a pleasure not to be you
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
Teach me how to be a man
I pretend I understand
Teach me what to do
I spit on you
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
[Outro]
Wish me a heartache
I won't let go
It's a pleasure not to be you
Teach me how to be a man
I pretend I understand
Teach me what to do
I shit on you
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R
S U doubleF E R