MrSmokeydogg Diss Track
[Verse 1]
Smokeydogg, you're just a fucking bald faggot
You claim you got a Full House like Bob Saget
Your wife's fake, kids fake, you're fake
You're a fucking disgrace to the fucking human race

You lied about having a dog
You're going to jail for Welfare fraud
How the fuck could you block me on Twitter?
After hitting me up asking me for a babysitter

You're mad they don't let you get Xbox with EBT
After you spent all your money on that stupid TV
You stole a non-working display unit to make it look like you got a PS4

And I would write this shit but I'd rather just come off the top
And not put too much effort into this motherfucker cause I want you to stop
My lyrics will slice you and dice you in seven ways
You do anything you can to make it look like you isn't gay

When's the next video coming out so I can dislike it?
I gotta go in the comments and start writing
How fucking serendipitous this arrives on the day got your Welfare check
And I'll be writing on your motherfucking videos I hate them I don't know why I watch them I just want them to end
Or just up and go away
But what else would I do with my fucking day?
Your kids are fake and your life's not getting better
You got your TV on sale at Rent-A-Center

Why does your name rhyme with Asian nurse and Pagan dirt
Hating worse than faking curse cuz your name is David Kirk
The biggest fanboy calling out fanboys
Your audio sucks and you got a bland voice

Smokeydogg is in a fucking console war
You didn't have a life alert but you found yourself on the floor
Not once did you acknowledge my comments, what is all this shit bitch?
I'm typing every day just to get onto your shit list

[Outro]
Am I there yet?
Can you hear me now?
Just wait for the motherfucking sequel