Easter Egg Hunt
[Intro]
Easter!
[?]

[Verse 1]
I thought I'd try to write an Easter song. (Easter!)
Is it a Jewish holiday?
I'll try to make this Easter themed
Eggs, colors, baskets, teeth

I thought I'd try to write an Easter song. (wut! wut!)
You can't prove I don't know what Easter is. (skip-pow!)
Now I'm gonna list some Easter things (skeet!):
Chocolate, candy, cavities, costumes

Easter!

[Chorus]
Easter... is the time of year
It's the time of cheer
We're gonna do it right here
So take off your clothes
No-one will know
Jus' takin' it slow
We'll go and we'll go
For the Easter bunny

[Bridge]
I thought I'd try to write an Easter song
You can't prove I don't know what Easter is

[Verse 2]
I thought I'd try to write an Easter song
One that's great for humpin'
It doesn't have to be just for Easter time:
Christmas, Valentines Day, Arbor Day

I thought I'd try to write another Easter song
It's carnal love for Jesus Christ
He was dead and now he's not
Yeah... I know what Easter is!

[Chorus]
Easter... is the time of year
It's the time of cheer
We're gonna do it right here
So take off your clothes
No-one will know
'jus takin' it slow
We'll go and we'll go
For the Easter bunny

[Bridge]
I thought I'd try to write an Easter song
You can't prove I don't know what Easter is

[Rap Part]
Hey, I know it's Easter
Yeah, I know you beat yur
Meat to Jesus cause he beat the clock
The rock, moved on third day
No way!
Gotta celebrate it all day

Bake your bread and get your eggs
Take your friend and get laid

Let's pray
And hope that it's our way
All day...
Easter!
*break*
'cause you know Easter is honestly just a really great holiday
[Chorus]
Easter... is the time of year
It's the time of cheer
We're gonna do it right here
So take off your clothes

No-one will know
'jus takin' it slow
We'll go and we'll go
For the Easter bunny

[Outro]
This is Easter
Now...mic drop!
*break*
...but I own this
And I bought it
So I won't
But I could
But I won't
But I could
But I won't