Take Me Drunk
[Intro]
Well if a drunk mans says what a sober man thinks
Then right now I think I'm thinkin' out loud a lot
Hey girl, you wanna split a shot?
Take me drunk, I'm home

[Verse 1]
Out here in the crowd can't hear a thing
Wait don't turn around, don't walk away
What I really meant to say was
Take me drunk, I'm home

[Chorus]
What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar?
I mean a girl in this bar
Somebody here take the car of my keys
Can't drive with these two hands oh and
Take me drunk, I'm home
Do it now

[Verse 2]
Well if a pig could fly do you really think a pig might fly
Through the front door of Club Klondike Lounge
Pick me up and drop me off at my house
Take me drunk, I'm home
[Verse 3]
Right at home on the barstool
Drinking like a half-lived legend alcoholic with a question mark
Liver floatin' like Noah's ark
Take me drunk, I'm home

[Bridge]
What's a dance gotta do to get a girl in this place?
I mean a guy in this place
Somebody here take the car of my keys
Can't drive with these two hands oh and
Take me drunk, I'm home
Home, sweet home

[Chorus]
What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar?
I mean a girl in this bar
Somebody here take the car of my keys
Can't drive with these two hands oh and
Take me drunk, I'm home
C'mon