Jewish Lobster
[Verse 1]
Ever since I was a little crustacean
I've had a different set of views
No explanation
All alone in this deep blue
Who would've thought that someone so nautical
Could end up being so theological
This song is in B 'cause it's under the C

[Chorus]
Life is pretty sick living as a Jewish lobster
I've got a yarmulke I made out of a clam
I don't eat ham; I don't know what ham is, I live underwater
Don't mean to sound overzealous
I'm just one proud Hebrew shellfish
My existence is ironic and I lovе it

[Post-Chorus]
Whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
[Verse 2]
See? I'm not that different from you Jewmans at all
I'vе got a tallit wrapped around my shell
I'm also hundreds of feet tall
I'm a kaiju as well (roar)
And when I finally have my bar mitzvah
I'll invite King Kong, and Mothra, and Godzilla
And Clifford the Big Red Dog, I hope that he can
Celebrate me becoming a man- I mean, lobster

[Chorus]
It's a life living as a kai-Jewish lobster
I think I might take a trip into the town
Accidentally tearing buildings down
Oh, sorry, oh crap, I'm just looking for the rabbi
Not a good first impression
I just had a couple of questions
He'll understand them, they're about the Ten Clawmandments
(Get it, it's like commandment but with claw)

[Bridge]
Oy vey, I just wanna be
With those who are like me
Who can see that all I really need

[Chorus]
Oh, is to be accepted as a kai-Jewish lobster
I've got a yarmulke I made out of a clam (giant clam)
I don't eat ham; I don't know what ham is, I live underwater
And if right now you're assumin'
I'm not a lobster 'cause I look like a human
That's because I-I've got no budget
[Post-Chorus]
Whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
No budget
Whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh, whoa oh whoa oh oh