Not Criminal
[Intro]
It's me again, StreetDaddy here
Back again with another, Balaclava on The Beach?
I don't know which one, is it the third?

There once was a story, about a faceless Norwegian chad who hustled money from the black market and covered it up as Not Criminal, but was he really, Not Criminal?

[Verse]
She got that good tea, ayyy
We finna guarantee, ayyy
Yo' bitch gonna see, ayyy
Who's got dick on the free-way
I got a porche, and I'm fucking rich
Balaclava on The Beach cause I gotcha' bitch
My money is legit, white washed and used in a bit
I'm counting one, two millie, finna suck on yo' tit
So I'm not criminal (he's not criminal)
I'm just a fictional, Money Provisional

[Pre-Chorus]
Ayy, sippin' wine on a Monday, shit
Won't be able to rеcover till Sunday
That's what I get from having fun ay, still makin' money somе way
Like it was my fucking birthday, Balaclava on yo' Mommy
[Chorus]
I'm not criminal, I'm totally legit
Prolly paid a lotta taxes, now I gotcha' bitch
It doesn't matter if the money come from unstable business
All that matters is dat booty and yo' mamas forgiveness

*ay, you can't say that man don't disrespect my mom like that you're offending my fam*
Shut the fuck up man
I'm just tryin' to be rich
Good citizen, lotta money, not a fucking snitch

[Verse]
Now listen: I used to go to the gym every day
Now I have to fuck bitches two meters away
Thank you, Erna, pussy queen
I'm an all time natty

[Refrain]
She got that good tea, ayyy
We finna guarantee, ayyy
Yo' bitch gonna see that I'm the fucking Referee, ayyy
I got yo' bitch, and I'm fucking rich
Tax money isn't shit
Chill bro I'm not gonna snitch, boi

Hey what's going on over there
Why you there, and not here
You shouldn't be over there
When you could be over here
You should come over here
I'll make you cum over here
Bad bitch with curls in her hair
I got standards bro, I ain't fucking around
I went one, two, three millie, feet on the ground
I am chillin' around, with the feds right behind screaming "get on the ground"
At least I ain't getting clowned LOL

[Outro]
And that's the tale of the faceless and mysterious man who claims to be Not Criminal