Sjindig Time
[Verse 1]
Piles of apple pies, stacked up to the skies
Down on Sjin's farm, with you
Marshmallows on sticks, and tasty squid bits
All ready, fried through

[Chorus: Sjin & Strawfingers]
Oh, the beer is all brewed
And there's plenty of food to go round
It's party time!
Don't let the guests leave!
Sjindig time!
Not until I light these!

[Verse 2]
Well the guests are all here, with plenty of cheer
Down on Sjin's farm, with you
Try a chocolate cake, or an ice cream sundae
With sprinkles, and a flake

[Chorus]
But oh no, who's that scarecrow?
All covered in snow, it's him
Strawfingers is here!
To ruin the party!
It's Sjindig time!
Run for your lives now!
(Sjindig time!)
(Christmas on Sjin's farm)
(Sjindig time!)
(Christmas on Sjin's farm)

[Bridge]
Lets gets the guns and the TNT, blast him sky high
He won't escape, he won't get away
Lets cook up his head and make it into pumpkin pie!
(Ah hah! Ah hah ah!)
(Woohoo! Get 'im kids!)
(Yeah punch him, punch him in the face!)
(Get his wallet, and his keys! Let's find his car!)
(Yeah! Yeah bitch! You like that?)

[Outro]
Sjindig time!
Christmas on Sjin's farm
Sjindig time!
Christmas on Sjin's farm
Sjindig time!
Everyone's free from harm
Sjindig time!
So turn off that damned alarm
Sjindig time!
Holster that sidearm
Sjindig time!
Did somebody please say they disarmed the bomb?