Well Whiskey Discount Cigarettes
[Chorus]
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes
Now you're gonna have to pay up front if you're drinkin' to forget
I can't afford to have a name-brand heartache, the closest I can get
Is well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes

[Verse 1]
Well I never thought she'd ever really go
Till she walked out and now lonely's all I know
I got a bartender friend or two who understand what I'm goin' through
And by the second round I'm as good as new
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[Chorus]
Well whiskеy, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes
Now you'rе gonna have to pay up front if you're drinkin' to forget
I can't afford to have a name-brand heartache, the closest I can get
Is well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes

[Verse 2]
Well whiskey helps to make a memory drown
Smoke it up and try to lose her in the clouds
If there's a broken heart to heal
Two for one's one hell of a deal
'Bout the time I break the seal
The band will play a sad song
[Chorus]
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes
Now you're gonna have to pay up front if you're drinkin' to forget
I can't afford to have a name-brand heartache, the closest I can get
Is well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes
Get on 'em one time

[Outro]
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer
Well whiskey, two for one draft beer, and discount cigarettes