The Soul Crushing Northeast
I had a bad day today
I couldn't even park my car
And I walk to sixty seveneth by myself
And never seem to get to talk to anybody

I want to drink this way
But I'll just get pissed at the bar
And I'll end up drinking whiskey by myself
Getting used to not drinking with anybody

They say a broken heart's reserved
For puppy love and bad divorces
They never say a thing about
Feeling it all the time
When you just can't start your life on time

We've been nowhere
We've done nothing
Wasted all my time

We've been nowhere
We've done nothing
Wasted all my time
And you can goddamn have it all
From Brooklyn to Niagara Falls to
Messages and mini malls to
Expensive drinks and social calls, yeah!

I got my back stabbed today
Inside a freshly opened wound
I keep forgetting history repeats itself
But you know better than to dress like anybody

I get the bad brains so much these days
I don't even know what for anymore
Sit in my apartment by myself
Try to work up the courage to go to something

And never say a thing about
Filling up our time
When you just can't play the right four chords!

We've been nowhere
We've done nothing
Wasting all my time

We've been nowhere
We've done nothing
Wasting all my time
This goes for anyone who's confused with what I'm doing with my life
Go to recover her: my soul
I will recover her: my soul
I will recover
And you should recover her:
Your soul

Or else you don't know where
You'll do nothing
You'll just sit there wasting time in
Business meetings, online shopping
And YOU WILL DIE FUCKING BORING!

We've been nowhere
We've done nothing
Wasting all my time

We've been nowhere
We've done nothing
Wasting all my time

And you can god damn have it all
From Brooklyn to Niagara Falls to
Messages and mini malls to
Rocking to your business calls go