The Bus Museum Song
(Verse 1)
Hanging around the bus museum
Riding on the buses where you don’t see it [?]
It’s pretty good
Bus museum!

(verse 2)
John comes up to me and he says
“Wanna go on a bus ride Lez?”
And I said “You know what? Why not!”

(Verse 3)
So I pop down the shop
Fucken hopped on the top
Started up the bus
And off we went!

(Verse 4)
It was 3 O’clock in the afternoon
Quite a long time here running smooth
There weren’t much traffic on the road…
We had nothing to lose
(intеrlude)
Mhmm
Mhmm
Mmmmm

(Verse 5)
Thеn the bus broke down on the way to town
John was still in his dressing gown
His tears drop all, all over the place! [?]
Thought I was gonna drown!

(chorus)
Mhmm
Mhmm
Mmmmm

(Verse 6)
There was smoke coming from under the bonnet
2 dozen people, already on it
We didn’t give up hope!
Until suspension broke…

(Outro)
Finally reached the broad streets
On the end of town
The bus had changed from red to brown
And John Bayliss
Was still in his dressing gown!