Sucker Punch
We used to live in caves fire screaming in place
Now we sit on the couch with a screen in our face
Nose in the Facebook, snorting up the gram
Checking status updates as fast as we can

We never had a plan when we built this shit
Sever the demand then kill this niche
Like a candle burning from both ends
Fizzle out around 25 and see what happens then

Minimum wage college ain't getting paid
Unless mom and daddy had celebrity names
And a bunch of fake fame makes cheap mistakes
Who cares it's only death and taxes at stake

The trick is to die before the shit gets paid off
Make the banks bankrupt for a change thank us
Which one of the voices in your head do you listen to
I’ve got it narrowed down to like two


What goes around comes around then it goes back again
When we plant trees life keeps happening
All the paper we’re stacking up living our best life
Lets future generations have enough ass wipe

Sure it sounds petty but the planet’s getting sweaty
We’re all hot and bothered chopping trees for confetti
I don’t see us lasting much longer unless we
Start arresting the assholes in charge yes we can

But why don’t we Because we got comfy
Fell in love with bombing other countries
Got hooked on the low price lunch meat
Cost of living on the rise fuck it that’s something

I’ve got a hunch government sucker punch
Such a bitch move gotta get em under us
And remember who works for who here
Jerks serving jerks until we go nuclear