Trainwreck
[Intro]
(Ooh yeah ooh yeah yeah)

[Verse 1]
Saturday I was wylin out just a little bit out of control
Had girls to my left and my right lookin' for a place to go
I said ladies lets go out dancing you gotta see me on the floor (oh baby)
Next thing I know a big old bouncer knocked me out at the door

[Chorus]
The night was a trainwreck they got upset
I didn't get through the door
The night was a trainwreck got my ass kicked
I didn't even get to see the show
But that's how it goes
(That's how it goes yeah)

[Verse 2]
Spent a week just a taking it easy
Relaxing trying to unwind
Steve Meadows up from West Virginia
Showed up ready to have a good time (Steve Meadows)
I told my girl sit right here
We're going out to have a beer
Drunk and destructive that's how they got us
It's how we ended up in here
[Chorus]
The night was a trainwreck broken pool sticks
They tried to throw us right out of the bar
The night was a trainwreck took it too far
And took a ride in a police car
But that's how it goes
(Yeah that's how it goes)

[Verse 3]
Every time I go out west
They're waving that weed in my face
They say that whiskey will kill you early
Try this for a change of pace (Just focus on it)
They grow it themselves without no help
On the family farm
This crazy old lady passed it to me
She says "boy, it won't do you no harm"

[Chorus]
It was up in that trainwreck like some Star Trek
Like it was up in outer space
The night was a trainwreck it was no joke
My whole night went up in smoke
The night was a trainwreck like a bad check
I had to pay more than I owed
The night was a trainwreck big disaster
I'd like to welcome y'all to my show
But that's how it goes
(That's how it goes yeah)
That's how it goes yeah
(That's how it goes)