You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man
You catch his eye
From across the room
You catch his eye
You think oh my
He's got quite the beard
Oh my

An now you want to but you can't look away
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey
And now you find yourself walking his way
Hey hey

(You should consider having sex with a bearded man)
You're getting these feelings that you can't understand
(Sex with a bearded man)
You think you can't but you can
Don't try to fight just get freaky with a beard tonight

Don't be scared
His beard is soft to the touch
Don't be scared
You get some hair
In your mouth when you kiss him
You get some hair
You've never been with a man like him before
But each time you look at that beard you want it more
And now he's asking you my place or yours
Good Lord

(You are about to have sex with a bearded man)
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands
(Sex with a bearded man)
This wasn't part of the plan
Don't try to fight just get freaky with a beard tonight

[Keyboard Solo]

And now you grab him by his facial hair
He's got some food stuck in his beard but you don't care
You say, rub that beard on me everywhere

(Now it appears you're having sex with a bearded man)
His sweaty beard drips like a watering can
(Sex with a bearded man)
Just take your life in your hands and ride that bearded man
(Sex with a bearded man)

(Sex with a bearded man)

And he'll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair by your bedside
And some pash-rash between your thighs
Oh my
(Congratulations you've had sex with a bearded man)