Masturbitosis
I’m the sexiest eukaryote alive.
My mitochondria are so big and powerful.
Look at my fucking Golgi apparatus.
I fucking love it. Yeah, that’s it, Golgi.
Keep pinching off lysosomes for me.
I got such a sexy shade of cytoplasm
and my fucking vacuoles mmmmmmm!
Don’t get me started,
oh my fuckkkinnggggmmmmmmmm.
Fuck, I can feel it in my nucleus.
It feels so fucking good.
Oh my god. I’m gonna make myself…
I’m gonna…
Fucking Golgi!
Fuck!
I’m gonna…….
I’mmm gonnnnnnnnaaaa