Season 1: Episode 1: Angry Grandpa Freaks Out Five Nights At Freddys
Director: Dad, try Five Nights At Freddy's.

Angry Grandpa: You could fuck my ass...

Director: OK, we at Game Stop, I call Bridget to let him play FNAF's...

Bridget: I just let him and he thinks.

-Game on-

Angry Grandpa: Son, what game I buy now? Huh huh, fuck you then! And you better lock my goddamn door. You son of a fucking bitch, the DOOR IS FUCKING OPEN....

Director: What? (Laughs)...

Angry Grandpa: Why you fucking laughing? THE DOOR IS MOTHERFUCKING OPEN YOU PUSSY! FUCK YOU...

Director: Whoa, what the fuck.

Angry Grandpa: Bitch, what are you-! BITCH, ARE YA FUCKING DOIN YOU SLUT AND FIVE NIGHTS HOW IN THE FUCK YOU CALL THIS SHIT! WHAT THE, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK....................

Bridget & Director: Cmon, try it...
Angry Grandpa: HOW MANNNY TIMEEES, I HATE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................. BULLSHIT... You better get out, Im calling the cops! Im pressin charges for you insult me, YOU GOING TO JAIL, ALL THESE PRISONERS RIP YOUR BUTTCHEECK WIDE OPEN AS THREE WAYS, MISSY.... And you son, let's settle this shit right now.....