Deny Your Coma
I wasn’t in the zone
When I smelled her aroma
Sitting all alone in a bar on a Friday night
And to my delight she was delicately shy
She didn’t say yes, didn’t say no
So I decided to take her home
It got really interesting
She never said no to anything… sexually

So after a while I got suspicious
And I begged her: girl, please don’t lie to me
Tell me now… Are you in a coma?

Don’t lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie about your coma
Don’t lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie about your coma
Don’t deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny
Don’t lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie
Don’t deny-ny-ny-ny-ny-ny-ny you’re in a do-ci-ci-ci-co-co-conke-donk

So the next morning when I woke up, she was still sleeping
She was so soft and slow, I carried her to breakfast
She was really easy-going like a princess
Even when I spilled a can of coffee on her new dress
She didn’t question any of my intentions
Oh boy, she was such a great listener
But she couldn’t answer when I asked her again
And when I tried to wake her up, I realized I had to let it go-go
Don’t lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie about your coma
Don’t lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie about your coma
Don’t deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny
Don’t lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie
Don’t deny-ny-ny-ny-ny-ny-ny you’re in a coma

Don’t you know you’ll always feel alone
If you keep denying you’re in a coma
You don’t even move as much as a stoner baby baby
Are you shy about your coma?
Please don’t lie about your coma

Baby don’t lie, baby don’t lie, baby don’t lie about your coma
Don’t baby lie, don’t baby lie, don’t baby lie, about your — whoo
Baby don’t lie, baby don’t lie, baby don’t lie about your coma
Don’t baby lie, don’t baby lie, don’t baby lie, about your —

Don’t lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie about your coma
Don’t lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie about your coma
Don’t deny-ny-ny, ny-ny-ny
Don’t lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie
Don’t deny-ny-ny-ny-ny-ny-ny you’re in a co… ma