Chronicling Joel Embiids Tweets
Rihanna Saga:BREAKING NEWS: Moving on from kk to Rihanna

Hey baby holla at me!! Dinner at giorgios at 930pm @rihanna????

More:Embiid’s reaction“You know in life, you need to experience new things and I just thought that I should shift my attention to a new girl

SOURCES: Rihanna is considering JOEL EMBIID’s offer

RENDEZ VOUS tonight ( that’s actually French words) I bet she will love it when I speak french. They all do actually

Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough?Take it, take it baby, baby
Take it, take it; love me

Favorite songKim Kardashian Saga:Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian

Oh I didn't know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan's tweet... have a nice day

Ok so @kimkardashian hasn’t DM’d yet...... Should she be blocked too? I’m ready to block her thoughLeBron James RecruitmentBeen a day.. still waiting for @KingJames  to answer me like (TAPE DELAY GUYS)  how can you do that to me? @espn

I hope i'm not gonna get fined already with those Lebron's tweets is it legal to recruit over twitter @NBA ?
Day 3: still no answers............

He probably DM'd me but I dont read my DMs so I'm gonna go ahead and block him

Y'all gotta stop mentioning him..... he doesnt have to see that LOL

And just like, the recruitment is overRegarding the Chandler Parsons Situation:I've been saying that...... NEVER slide in anyone's DMs... Sorry it had to be you @ChandlerParsons "THESE GIRLS AINT LOYAL" #weeklytweet

I have to slide in someone's DMs for the first and last time..... Let's just pray that she ain't gonna snitch

Every time I slide in the DMs, I'll let y'all know so when she wanna put me on blast, it's not a surprise

Just slid in someone's DMs...... She's ratchet so she might expose meOn His Career:MVP rankings in a couple years

This is the truth... I was trying to get with this famous girl and she said " Come back when you're a All Star" bruhhQuitting Twitter:Alright I’m Off twitter for a couple weeks. Trying to be GREAT and thinking about deleting my twitter. See y’all in heaven

Alright I’m out for a couple weeks.... Don’t have the energy to tweet anymore

Some people follow you just to talk trash to you.I’ve been there before ha. I’m a cool and nice guy so I ain’t gonna answer. I’M REALLY OUT.

Going on a breakMiscellaneous:Does anybody watch 24? Can't wait for the finale..... Jack Bauer is the man

But my favorite show is "Vampire Diaries" ... I recommend you guys to watch it

This has to stop. Mom is questioning me if I really wanna date 40 or 50 years old women. IT WAS A JOKE. I'm focused on rehab and basketball.
This server has no chill. All I want is a shirley temple

I'm trying to be president in 25 years after basketball good idea oor nah?