This Is Gonna Be Our Kingdom
We have settled on a land
Wearing spandex and makeup on the face
We really looked out of place
And this scared all the plebs
Native people thought I was a monster
So I decided to crown ourselves
I took my mike, started singing and brandished our banner

This is gonna be our kingdom
No one can contest it
This is gonna be our kingdom
Everyone's at my feet

We walked into the town
Determined to find our crowns
What we found instead was better
The sexiest chicks we ever seen
I couldn't hide my boner
And I rather wanted to chose my queens
At this moment Nicky knew (I knew)
We'll spend weeks to screw
This is gonna be our kingdom
No one can contest it
This is gonna be our kingdom
Everyone's at my feet
This is gonna be our kingdom
No one can contest it
This is gonna be our kingdom
Everyone's at my feet

This is gonna be our kingdom
No one can contest it
This is gonna be our kingdom
Everyone's at my feet
This is gonna be our kingdom
No one can contest it
This is gonna be our kingdom
Everyone's at my feet