Peculiar Planet
I’m halfway broad
With my half split hairs
I’m full way fraud
Au so contraire
Falling behind the curtain
Catching up to center stage
No matter which wave I’m surfing
I’m on a particular page
Some folks just don’t get it
The jokes are down like a clown
I’m on a peculiar planet
Back in my hometown
Stumbling upon my marbles
Tripping all over that trip
Already ready to rumble
I’m letting go and getting a grip