Phantom Lover of the Star Drive
Young women, if you travel stellar shipping lanes, beware
The whisper-soft caress of gentle fingers in your hair
The tender kiss as you lie sleeping when there's no one there
And your temperatures rise
You've been touched by the Phantom Lover of the Stardrive

Ghost or alien, dead or alive
Only one sure thing is known
The Phantom Lover of the Stardrive
Only haunts the ladiеs, he leaves thе men alone

No one knows his name, what he was, or where he came from
He just began to haunt the Tau Ceti run
No sooner is a cruiser's jump to faster-than-light done
He arrives
With a soulful sigh, the Phantom Lover of the Stardrive

Ghost or alien, dead or alive
Only one sure thing is known
The Phantom Lover of the Stardrive
Only haunts the ladies, he leaves the men alone
In normal space, there's not a trace of passion's entity
But jump to light and his romantic spree is guaranteed
An interstellar Don Juan, lady passengers agree
With a sparkle in their eyes
He's a tachyon high, the Phantom Lover of the Stardrive

Ghost or alien, dead or alive
Only one sure thing is known
The Phantom Lover of the Stardrive
Only haunts the ladies, he leaves the men alone

They love him, yes they do, and now the Tau Ceti cruise
Is booked solid by women who've been victimized
Oh, he's a tachyon high
The Phantom Lover of the Stardrive
Oh, he satisfies
The Phantom Lover of the Stardrive