Blainerific
[BLAINELEY]
Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name
Dishing dirt is my game
Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!

[OWEN]
Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so terrific!

[Blaineley pushes Owen aside.]

[BLAINELEY]
I'm fa-fa-famous, famous!

[COURTNEY]
This is so against the rules
Does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?

[CHRIS MCLEAN]
Rules? This ain't no Sunday School!
Miss Thang up there's a rating's jewel!
[OWEN]
Bla-Blainerific!

[HEATHER]
M-M-Make me si-ick!

[Blaineley pulls a rope, which opens a trapdoor under Heather and makes her fall.]

[BLAINELEY]
I'm fa-fa-famous, famous!

(spoken)
Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred-two, heat!

[A record scratches as Blaineley receives her latte.]

I'm quite specific

[OWEN]
She's Blainerific!

[DUNCAN]
So-so horrific

[BLAINELEY]
I'm fa-fa-fam–
[CODY, spoken]
Who's that girl again?

[BLAINELEY, spoken]
What? Who am I? Who am I? Who are you?
I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette!
I was nominated for a Gemmie Award!
I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt!

[Blaineley snaps her fingers to transition to her holding chemicals in a lab scene.]

(sung)
It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific

[The chemicals cause the lab to explode.]

[COURTNEY & HEATHER]
She's not so famous
Turns out she's not so famous!