I Hate the World
I hate the World I hate the World
From everyone to everything I seem to spend my life hating
The World it's sad but true
And here is a list of all the things I hate for you

I hate when you don't indicate on a roundabout 'cause I don't have my
Crystal ball when I'm out
I hate that antiperspirants never seem to work
Judging by the rotting armpits in my shirt

I hate when the reception on my TV goes berserk
I could put my foot through the bastard screen to make it work
I hate so many candles on my birthday cake
It's technically a bonfire now I'm 58

I hate the early morning milkman 'cause his bottles make a din
Though at least if I'm up early I can fit more hating in
I hate it when my cat brings me half a mouse
That smell of piss and biscuits in an old man's house

I hate when at the pub someone spills my drink
I hate that I'm a coward and don't tell them what I think
I hate it seems the hairs that once grew on my head
Now grow inwardly and out my ears and nose instead
I hate the World I hate the World
From everyone to everything I seem to spend my life hating
The World it's sad but true
And here is a list of all the things I hate for you

I hate the music that you play when you put me on hold
And that girls no longer see me now that I'm getting old
I hate it when my doctor demands my drinking stops
Apparently three of my five-a-day aren't barley yeast and hops

I hate it when you sell me things I don't need at my door
And if I'm in a restaurant where the service is poor
I hate when at a party someone bores me with their chat
'Cause that's an hour of my life I'll never get back

I hate it doesn't seem to matter just how hard I pray
I never receive a booty call from Beyonce
I hate it when the window cleaner sees me in the bath
And when I should be serious but can't contain a laugh

I hate it when my wife tells me I'm just a child at heart
I daren't complain she might not put a star on my chart
I hate it when the horse I backed is only fit for glue
I hate it when I fart and accidentally follow through

I hate the World I hate the World
From everyone to everything I seem to spend my life hating
The World it's sad but true
And if we're ever introduced I'm sure I'd hate you too!