F-bomb
Come on come on come on come on come on
Let's let's drop let's drop the F-bomb (x4)
The bomb I'm advocating isn't F-U-C-K, NO WAY!
That sad sorry word was played out day fore yesterday
So what's the naughty word that sends the men folk into fits?
Say it with me ladies, it's the F-bomb FEMINIST
Now some of you ladies say "I'm not one of them"
That's for dykes and ugly girls, the ones who can't get men
I suggest that all you all change your attitude
If it weren't for feminists, us ladies would be screwed
Come on come on come on come on come on
Let's let's drop let's drop the F-bomb (x2)
He says I don't know how to tell you but I think the condom broke
Do you wanna have that baby, no I know in fact you don't
Well girl you don't have to and who's to thank for this?
While you're chillin' baby free go thank a feminist!
You don't have to stay at home and cook and clean for finks
You're an independent lady making lots of your own bling
If you had to stay at home I know you would be pissed
So while you're on your way to work go thank a feminist!
Come on come on come on come on come on
Let's let's drop let's drop the F-bomb (x2)
Title 9 and voting, equal pay for equal work
The right not to be raped just cause you're married to the jerk
All these rights and many more too numerous to list
Belong to us, ladies, courtesy of feminists
Come on you know you're one of us, no matter what you call it
Cause those feminists you're down on did us all a solid
So grab your girlfriends, sisters, and bring along your moms
Join the revolution and start dropping those F-Bombs
Bombs away, bombs away, bombs away, bombs away (x 4)
Come on come on come on come on come on
Let's let's drop let's drop the F-bomb (x4)