Anything to keep my mind out of you
It seemed to be that morning
When the sun shone through
The leaves laid on the pavement
I was down in my basement
Cleaning up among skis
And roller skates and clubs and hockey pucks
Just something to do
To keep my mind out of you

When all of a sudden an epiphany:
Why not build myself a new girl
Who will live down here with me?
She'll have a big friendly heart
That seems the right way to start
This project, now on the way
To the cemetery, dig up a grave
Find me a carcass or two
Something fresh, something new
Take her back home
Fire her up with enough electricity to support all of Rome
Anything to keep my mind out of you

But oh, now I see
I will regret it and not forget it
My evil acts of stupidity
May be
But nevermore
Because now I'm sure
That no matter what I do
There will always be you
And you and you and you and you and you and you