In Vermont
Different day but it’s the same old thing in Vermont
Snow’s what we ski on it ain’t slang for cocaine in Vermont
We stop at crosswalks, cause that’s how we was raised in Vermont
And some fresh maple syrup is all you could want
In Vermont, to bro out is the ultimate wish
The saddest day in my life was the breakup of phish
In Vermont, we drive fast man you best believe
Hit sixty three on back roads, getting thrown by frost heaves
Rutted out dirt paths, and blown down trees
Living easy’s a breeze, and that’s why no one leaves
In Vermont, Waitsfield, Burke to Londonderry
What’s seen as the dream is getting into Middlebury
In Vermont, to be green is the way to go
That’s why we keep the heat off when its twenty two below
We put on for mother earth, then put on a little mo
And when it comes to blowing snow, we don’t ever take it slow in Vermont

Where you can just sit back and take it easy
Vermont, where cabot cheddar is our favorite cheesy
Vermont, the foliage is beautiful believe me
I’ll never leave Vermont my people need me
In Vermont, we smile big and  we smile bright
If you’re in the green mountains you’ll get treated right
In Vermont, everyone you meet is polite
They’re probably cute, and they’re definitely white
That’s not to say we’re racist, we’re fond of all the tints
If you come up here its clear that we all like tolerance
We like maple products too, from sugar to syrup
But we hate Canadians, we like French from Europe
In Vermont, listen, its basically a law
You hate the montrealers and you hate the queeebekwa
They say 32 is 0, look at a thermometer
I drive 20 miles over, I’m not talking bout kilometers in Vermont

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So come to Vermont, and discover what’s up
When you’re from where I’m from you can’t cover it up
We got passion all around, like, where should I start
We love our families and friends yo, we got big big hearts
Our rappers ain’t legit but I’m making my mark
I rep 802 hard, and this song’s a part
Getting well known slow, yeah in case you wondered
I’m blowing up big all up route one hundred
I got phish and dispatch as my musical idols
Trying to live up to my self proclaimed title
I wouldn’t trade it for the world it’s the only thing I want
I love this state, I love vermont
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