Its always the girlfriends and sometimes its the boyfriends
Oh, Chris was a friend of mine
And it‘s true to say he was
Cause after years of doing crazy shit together
He now has a girlfriend
She‘s so important to him
She means everything to him
Must work a lot to keep her happy a lot
He has such a wonderful girlfriend
Oh, poor Chris believes he‘s being loved
Such a pitiful fool...

He: Hello sweety!
She: Hiii, I just came around but you‘re not at home, hubby?
He: Uh no, I‘m at my sister‘s. She needed help with the kitchen sink so...
She: You‘re at your sister‘s?? You sistеr is very beautiful! Be honеst, you find her more attractive than me?
He: No, honey, of course you‘re the most attractive girl I‘ve ever met. Alice is my sister…
She: You find her more attractive than me! You hurt me so much! I‘m dying!!

We haven‘t seen him in a while
He can‘t go out tonight – he has a girlfriend
We used to have a lot of fun
Bit now he‘s always sick and done – he has a girlfriend
She says his friends are nothing worth
She‘d rather give a bit of birth – he has a girlfriend
She‘s a manipulative whore
He doesn‘t realise anymore – he has a girlfriend
She: Heyy!
He: You're not at home. Why?
She: I told you I am going for a walk with the dog. We're...
He: You take the dog to meet another man!
She: Um, no… We're just going a bit around the lake...
He: You have another man! I am killing him! I said you are MY girlfriend! You belong to me!!!

They suck out his energy
They steal his personality
It‘s always the girlfriends, always the girlfriends
And sometimes it‘s the boyfriends
She doesn‘t need to keep up her style
Cause now she doesn‘t need to attract other men
Her body is just for him
No other man needs to see her
Oh, she‘s now his private property
His slave to his needs

We haven‘t seen him in a while
He can‘t go out tonight – he has a girlfriend
We used to have a lot of fun
Bit now he‘s always sick and done – he has a girlfriend
She says his friends are nothing worth
She‘d rather give a bit of birth – he has a girlfriend
She‘s a manipulative whore
He doesn‘t realise anymore – he has a girlfriend