Eat Me Please
[Verse 1]
I’m hanging by my ankles in a cave
Praying to the Lord, praying that someone come save me
Dangling above a steaming pot
Scanning ‘round the place, scanning to the right I see 2 vats of gravy

[Pre-Chorus]
Then my eyes bug out of my head
I realize what I’m in for and I think I’d be better off dead so

[Chorus]
Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please

[Verse 2]
All the blood is rushing to my brain
Losing consciousness, losing hope that someone bravеly
Breaks into this murky dungeon
Beforе my imminent death, before my unknown captors bathe me
[Pre-Chorus]
So right now I’d rather they ate me… I’d rather they ate me

[Chorus]
Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please

[Bridge]
If it’s my fate I might as well accept mine
Garnish the plate, I pair well with a red wine
Strip me down, don’t boil me in my clothes
Look up, your leftovers are right under your nose

[Pre-Chorus]
Filet me up, stew me, sizzle me
Put me out of my misery
I’m begging please, please, please

[Chorus]
Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please
Stop with all the torture and eat me please
Lay me in a tray, drizzle on nacho cheese
Rid me of this horror and eat me please