S-l-y in Slytherin
I put the S-L-Y
The sly in house of Slytherin
The H-OT
The hot in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The sin in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The slut in house of Slytherin

We always cheat at quidditch
'cause we like to play dirty
Knock you off your broom
So we can win by thirty
We always say what's on our minds
Concisely, never wordy
We're the coolest kids at school
You Ravenclaws are nerdy

Professor Snape's our head of house
So we excel at potions
We don't have to work hard
We just go through the motions
My complexion's very smooth
Because I use special lotions
Shop at Knockturn Alley
For all our magic notions
Yeah, you know how we do
Slytherins for life

I put the S-L-Y
The sly in house of Slytherin
The H-OT
The hot in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The sin in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The slut in house of Slytherin

There's an orgy in our common room
Every Friday night
When a Gryffindor steps to us
We always start a fight
We're not always well behaved
We don't always do what's right
We're really good kissers
But I must warn we bite

We take co-ed bubble baths in the prefects' bathroom
Lucius Malfoy makes sure Draco has the fastest broom
Our dorms are in the dungeons 'cause we like to live in gloom
Trelawny can predict Harry Potter's coming doom
I put the S-L-Y
The sly in house of Slytherin
The H-OT
The hot in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The sin in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The slut in house of Slytherin

Our uniforms are grey and green because we're from old money
Only wealthy pureblood boys are allowed to call me honey
The basilisk was not a myth, unlike the Easter bunny
When it petrified Hermione we found it rather funny

Salazar's our founding father
With the master plan
To keep out all the mudbloods
By putting up a ban
The best headmaster in history was Phineas Nigellus
His portrait hangs on the wall to make Dumbledore jealous

I put the S-L-Y
The sly in house of Slytherin
The H-OT
The hot in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The sin in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The slut in house of Slytherin
(Spell it out)

To the H
To the O
To the U S E
To the O
To the F
To the S L Y
To the T
To the H
To the E R I N
What's that spell?
House of Slytherin

I put the S-L-Y
The sly in house of Slytherin
The H-OT
The hot in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The sin in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The slut in house of Slytherin

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All good witches go to heaven
If that's the case, I guess I'm going to Hell
You know what I say to that? I say
Oh well