DAB
[Intro]
I've been seeing people on the web
Advertising their content in comment sections
That ain't where to do it boi
So now I'm gonna try to stop it

[Chorus]
Don't even think about it
Don't advertise your trash, it's shit
Not in the comments
Please stop in the comments

[Verse]
D.A.B. stands for Don't Advertise Bro
Dab everywhere you can, pls just keep it on the low
I don't know, bro... why you advertising all on YouTube?
OMG, they ain't been dabbing on PornHub where you see boobs
Boobies are what we came for, not your Minecraft let's play
A man liking another man is considered gay
And there is nothing wrong with that
Homophobic? Boi I will not buy you a cat
I might just hit you with a gat, and dab
I be cooking pizza in my lab, aye
I'm not a real rapper but I'm doing this for fun
If you ain't dabbing, boi I will shoot you with a gun
Dab on the haters, dab on the lovers
Please always dab in front of your mother
Remember that you don't have to dab everywhere
But please dab in front of your stinky uncle with dyed hair
[Chorus]
Don't even think about it
Don't advertise your trash, it's shit
Not in the comments
Please stop in the comments

[Outro]
This album is gonna be lit as heck