A Hell Of A Christmas
Deck the halls with the testicles of a jolly man
Wreck the walls within my brain of how it began
I can not just let it be
That fucker destroyed my family
Now I sit and I wait and I plan

Jingle jangle jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to slay!

Memories of a simple time inside my home
There they were on the kitchen table all alone
Mama's head moving all around
The fat man said, "Keep going down"
Kissing underneath the mistletoe

Silent night, a deadly night for me!
In my head it's laughing at me

And I'm stuck here in a padded room
Dreaming daily of your doom
Sanity left on the short bus
But I hope you have a hell of a christmas!
Dreaming of my enemy
Crucified upon a tree
Deck the halls with your jolly nuts
I want to give you a hell of a christmas, man
Fantasizing of a head upon a stick
Wrap the intestines all around my bloody dick
I'll wear his face just like a mask
Shove a candy cane right up his ass
I wonder why the doctors think I'm sick?

Walking in this twisted wonderland
You'll never catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!

And I'm stuck here in a padded room
Dreaming daily of your doom
Sanity left on the short bus
But I hope you have a hell of a christmas!
Dreaming of my enemy
Crucified upon a tree
Deck the halls with your jolly nuts
I want to give you a hell of a christmas, man

The day has finally come ...
It's time to go home ...

Cut the throat of everyone in front of me
Now I'm on the run with a scalpel up my sleeve
I told them I had to get away
But they all said I had to stay
Now they know why I shouldn't get too angry
Santa Claus is coming into town!
Gotta find a way for him to be found!
Getting close to home and I'm hyper now!

I was stuck there in a padded room
Dreaming daily of your doom
Now I'm coming home on a bus
I want to give you a hell of a christmas!
Hunting of my enemy
To crucify upon a tree
And deck the halls with your bloody nuts
I want to give... I want to give you...

I want to give you a hell of a christmas
I want to give you a hell of a christmas
And deck the halls with your bloody nuts
I want to give you a hell of a christmas, man