Scottys Bad Week
Scotty from marketing is in a little bit of a pickle
Pride is sticking in his throat and it is starting to tickle
How does he sell his way out of this?
When even Piers Morgan thinks he's taking the piss?
A live tropical beat's never sounded so god damn abysmal

All the guy wants is for someone to hold his hand
But now is never not the time to be making a stand
It's been a long week getting shouted at by Quiet Australians
Hardly anybody's making Liberal donations
The whole country's a maccas and no one's letting him use the can

Must be tough when celebrities do morе for the country than you
Prime minister P!nk or Cеleste might be what's coming soon
Nobody's batting an eye at the cricket
The singer on Tele told you where you can stick it
& even the potato has been quietly plotting a coup

But how good is cricket?
(not very good)
So Scotty's still trying to make protest against the law
Police were invented to quell the peasants after all
He won't play nice, he sees it has his mandate
If you didn't want to get fucked you should have taken the handshake
Can't wait 'til the fires are out and we'll get on with the war