Miserable Girl
[Verse 1]
I'm not the most able of people today
But you already knew it was that way
You're not the happiest of people around
But you and I get by some way, somehow

They say that love is great and conquers all
But that's a crock of shit
'Cause [?] ready to catch you when you fall
When the so-called love turns trick

And we'll be laughin' when we're crashing
Swiftly down into deep dark pits of despair
'Cause no matter where I will go there is something that I do know
It's that I will find you there

[Chorus]
You're such a miserable girl
I'm such a miserable boy
But together, we make it better
Turn our misery to joy
And it's a miserable world
It's such a miserable life
But I've got you, and you've got me
I am yours and you are mine

[Verse 2]
When I look at my life there's nothing there
'Cause life is cruel, and life's not fair
In short, my existence is a total flop
The glass is never filled halfway to the top

The other night my lover said she'd found another
And was leaving me behind
I downed a bottle of liquor and said "fuck her"
I was so lonely I could die

But then I called you on the telephone
And much to my surprise
Your guy had left you for the same girl who had left me
And it made me realize

[Chorus]
That you're such a miserable girl
I'm such a miserable boy
But together, we make it better
Turn our misery to joy
And it's a miserable world
It's such a miserable life
But I've got you, and you've got me
I am yours and you are mine

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]
So tell me just why is it do you think
We get such pleasure from such pain?
My heart is blacker than the blackest ink
Still, I'm happy just the same

It's so much better when life is bleak
And it's driving you insane
Because even though I fall down I know that when you are around
You can pick me up again

[Chorus]
You're such a miserable girl
I'm such a miserable boy
But together, we make it better
Turn our misery to joy

And it's a miserable world
It's such a miserable life
But I've got you, and you've got me
I am yours and you are mine
I am yours and you are mine
I am yours and you are mine