St. Johns Bluff
I've been waiting for too long
Only making plans…
I’m sick to death of sitting around
And far too drunk to stand…
But hey I'm feeling lucky
Even though things are looking rough
I'm calling, yes I’m calling
St. John's Bluff!

What's the weather looking like?
They can predict the rain…
Wait, strike that from our record
You know it's really just the same…
The outcome's of no consequence
I'm no good at acting tough…
I'm calling, yes I'm calling
St. John’s Bluff!

Excuses are excuses
You know I’m over all of that
Scapegoats please take notice
You'll find the keys under the mat…
Come on Lady Luck and save me!
If your power’s strong enough…
I'm calling, yes I'm calling
St. John's Bluff!
The outcome’s of no consequence
I'm no good at acting tough...
I'm calling, yes I'm calling
St. John's Bluff!