Van Damm Funk
[Intro]

Hey
All you little dickheads that told me that i'd never be sick
Well you caught me on my bad side man, yeah
Get ready
Uh

[Verse 1]

If you wanna listen to this, you'd better toss your blunt
Stab your brain with a spike just to make a shunt
Ain't fuckin' with any of you whack rapper cunts
Been rippin' the beat to Sigleif's insane stunts
Undercover Ocelote who likes to cuss alot
I'm sick of all these bullshit rappers that jot
Down the shit that they hear, rehearse for the plot
To blow up and get famous while the young minds rot (Damn)
Comin' for the copycat kids that arе "strapped"
Got my plan of attack, melee weapons on thе rack
Bayonette with an array of venomous sacks
Attached to rifle handles salvaged from Iraq (Damn)
Got no love for industry bitches in the game
People tellin' me that my makeup is lame
Hey, compared to my lyrics, this image is tame
All this toxic shit in my brain, comin' to maim, he just
[Chorus]

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just

[Verse 2]

Dropped an old grenade on DaBaby's head
From fourty feet in the air his skull merged with his neck
I might need to repent, but I was seeking revenge
Cause he wasted my time with that flow so braindead (Uhh)
Van Damm's been original like Unkle Adams
That boy's saved my life with his music can't fathom
Where i'd be today if he didn't exist imagine
Thank god for the world's best damn fandom (Beast mode!)
Lil' Pump's more fuckin' dumb than Forrest Gump
Thank god he ain't poppin' but theres more to come
Lil' Xan's and Tay's, all over my 'gram look
Dogshit rappers better stay damn shook (Check it)
If ever a victim to my visceral lippin'
Give my tight ass a rimmin', watch the blue eyes glisten
Ain't ever give a shit and got that horrorcore thrillin'
The real shit ain't dead, i'm still alive and kickin', he just
[Chorus]

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just

{Verse 3]

Has a little problem with you dumbass cunts
From school that always told me that i'd never be enough
Because i'm comin' up, now you wanna jump
On the bandwagon askin' Siggy what's up? (Hey)
Remember when you said I was a retard, bruh?
Whenever you told me that I wasn't hard, bruh?
See i'm driven by one purpose, make you worship
And revere everythin' that you clowned, reverse it
I've always been destined to be more than you
When you set yourself out to bring me down, you lose (Yeah)
You doubtful fools said I had Down's in school and now
You tools are gettin' the receipt in full (Ooh!)
Sigleif makes enemies, shit it's easy-peasy
Comin' with the killer corpse look so freely
Industry houdini, physically freaky
Get uneasy, graffiti-ing your lamborghini, he just
[Chorus]

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just

Creeps in slowly, who the King be? *Scratched vocals*
S, I, G, Leif
Yeah i'm comin' with the Van Damm Funk
Dumpin' your body inside of the canal punk
Yeah he just