Things In My House
Carpet, mug, pillow hug, elephant, plant
Speaker cable, dining table, desire to conjure demons
Keyboard, keyboard, key, board, fire
Shower drain, window pane, look at this wolf

Book? Not good enough
Books? Better
Use them to communicate with the demon who will say
"Die"
"Eh"
"Kill"
"Better"

"Take this knife and end a life"
"But I'm feelin' kinda lazy"
"Don't quit on me, my progeny"
"You're my father?"
"I'm your mother"
"Prince of Darkness, it's your fate"
"Drown the world in fire and hate"
"It seems like a lot of work"
"You are going to quit on me because conquering the world seems like too much work?"
"I mean... yeah"
"Nooo!"
Double lamp, this amp, painting, light
The turning of my house into a historic site
"Und here ve can see where ze demon lord Poopenballs was repelled, trying to enter our world"