Beer Belly
SKANK!

We're living on the outside of real life
When nonsense fills the contents of our minds
I laugh till teardrops drip from my eyes
I drift home when I spit foam ???
What happens here is what ain't everywhere
Find a bed between me, my mates music and beer
Drunk position, getting pissed, and you had to volunteer
And we're not getting older for another twenty years

I get drunk with arseholes
You can't tear us apart
And when it's time for the sun to come out
You'll find us down the park
So congratulations
You pissed your life away
Your beer belly's looking like a baby
But that's fine, we're OK

I'm looking at plump boobs and cold brews
I catch flu when I spend nights out with you
Nothing I say is original or true
Inspired by the writing on the men's loos
I ain't got much but I'm willing to share
Be it Becks, pubic hairs or playing musical chairs
I exist and that's about it
So don't come near
If you expect common sense
We're doing fine right here
I get drunk with arseholes
You can't tear us apart
And when it's time for the sun to come out
You'll find us down the park
So congratulations
You pissed your life away
Your beer belly's looking like a baby
But that's fine, we're OK

Three bottles of cider, before 11.30
Makes me feel so dirty, but good
Three bottles of cider, before 11.30
Came between you and me, FUCKING!