Karma Bomb
Jesus Christ gave nice advice, but how can we begin
"Doing unto others" when they've sworn to do us in?
Till that tarnished Golden Rule is practiced far and wide
I propose a way for us to stay un-crucified:

Gonna build a missile to stop the abuse
Fill it up with anger, truth for a fuse
Cut through the confusion, sound the alarm
Instant retribution when we detonate ourselves a little karma bomb
Karma bomb!

Dominic's a clever prick who teaches English Lit
Dominates his girlfriend with his lies, his size, his fists
Twice her weight and twice her age and not one-tenth as kind
She must close the book on him to liberate her mind

Gonna build a missile to stop the abuse
Fill it up with anger, truth for a fuse
Cut through the confusion, sound the alarm
Instant retribution when we detonate ourselves a little karma bomb
Karma bomb!
There is not a spot on Earth where Exxon would not drill
Flouting safety measures, flirting with a spill
We should take the CEO and all the top VPs
Soak them in petroleum from their goddamn Valdez

Gonna build a missile to stop the abuse
Fill it up with anger, truth for a fuse
Cut through the confusion, sound the alarm
Instant retribution when we detonate ourselves a little karma bomb
Karma bomb!

If somebody bashes you because of who you love
Don't just turn your cheek and wait for justice from above
Justice doesn't come till they lie moaning in the mud
Oozing out a pint or two of homophobic blood

Here's a little paradox that almost makes me laugh:
In the name of life, somebody shot the clinic staff
Let us lead this terrorist directly to his fate:
Let's abort him with a bullet—thirty years too late

Gonna build a missile to stop the abuse
Fill it up with anger, truth for a fuse
Cut through the confusion, sound the alarm
Instant retribution when we detonate ourselves!