Car wash
Ill take my picture back from the gage
Cause i cost more than minimum wage

What if i took your keys
Cause you could never find them without me

Is it “trouble with committing”
Or is someone else hiring?

You’re welcome for that job i got you
For the homework that i made you do
Without me you wouldn’t have that drivers license too

And you ain't a man
You drive a freaking van

Too bad your little car wash can't wipe that look off your face
From when i told you that i wish i didn't stay

If i pulled up to your work
With the dirtiest car
The car you did the dirty in
Soap only goes so far

Something you could never get clean
Its just like me