Long John Silvers
[Verse 1]
Come on out, and get your fix
Rotten Lemons, and some fish sticks
It's just fast food, you're saving time
So get your ass, down into my line

I'm not a fish, I am a man
Got middle aged white guys with farmer tans

[Verse 2]
Come on out, and get your food
Got processed meats, for any mood
Don't use our bathrooms, you'll catch some crabs
When you eat here, life is up for grabs

I'm not a fish, but I can say
We eat at Long John Silver's every day, hey

[Refrain]
I'm not a fish, I am a man
I'm not a fish, I am a man
I'm not a fish, I am a man
I'm just a fish, with hooks for hands, go!