Who is the Lolo Who Stole My Pakalolo
Hey!

Who is the lolo who stole my pakalolo?
I saw it in the yard only yesterday
One day when I came home I found it was gone
Somebody came and took em away

One day I found some tiny little seeds
Threw them out the window, I figure “Hey, no need”
Six months later, I found to my surprise
There stood fifty bushes twenty feet high
At first I didn't know why they grew so tall
But then Manoa has a lot of rain in the fall, you know
A few days later I look out to find, instead of fifty bushes there were twenty-nine

Who is the lolo who stole my pakalolo?
I saw it in the yard only yesterday
One day when I came home I found it was gone
Somebody came and took em away

The very next morning there was pounding at my door
I said hey go away
But they only pound some more
I open the door
And tell them where to go
The men pull out a badge and say hey we from 5-0
You see, brudda, we have reports in this vicinity that someone has been growing a kind of pakalolo tree
They went into my yard, discover my hole
Instead of twenty-nine, there was nothing at all
I'd like to thank the lolo who stole my pakalolo
I had it in the yard only yesterday
Cause lucky for me the rest is all gone
The man with the badge would’ve took me away

Who is the lolo who took my pakalolo?
I had it in the yard only yesterday
Cause lucky for me, the rest is all gone
The man with the badge would have took me away

Who is the lolo who stole my pakalolo?
I had it in the yard only yesterday
Cause lucky for me, the rest is all gone
The man with the badge would have took me away

Who is the lolo who stole my pakalolo?
I had it in the yard only yesterday
Cause lucky for me, the rest is all gone
The man with the badge would have took me away