Squirrelly Saboteurs
Squirrels pissing all over my fuckin' crops
Shiny badge screaming little dick, fuck the cops
Bottle kids smashing up my ride again
You fucking want one? I'll slap you in your grillpiece
Swear that one day I'll run the block and own a grip
Snatch and run at the 7/11 until then
Houndstooth short-sleeve drip
Looking like an even worse Josh Homme
Sixteen cats in my shed and all of them eat good
Bread heels and grease for breakfast, start the shit right