Accidentally
[Intro: DJ Coldstone]
And that's why I think my frog should have human rights as well, but that's besides the point!
We got this next hit, fresh out the box from Bitter Man
I just love this guy, going number one, it's called "Accidentally"
But you could only get it here
From where? Only at 87.9!
Let's go

[Chorus: Bitter Man]
Accidentally (Agh!) gave my baby a xanny (Father of the year!)
Did I just say that? (Oh!) Yes, you heard correctly
Now I got got my three month old doing the Harlem Shake (Ayy! Skrrt-skrrt!)
Know for sure my baby mama is gon' kill me (Skrrt-skrrt, skrrt-skrrt!)
But look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Okay!)
Look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Go baby!)
Look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Go baby!)
Look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Go babe!)
Now the baby lit, lit (Lit!)
Now the baby lit, lit (This baby lit!)
Now the baby lit, lit (This baby lit!)
Now the baby lit, yeah, yeah (Go baby, go baby!)
[Verse: Bitter Man]
Now before you judge, woah, woah, hear me out one time (Hear me out one time)
Baby mama told me he gotta take his vitamins around nine (Okay)
So I gave him the formula (Uh, huh) then I sat on the couch (Oh, no!)
Five minutes later, the baby was screaming like Dracula (What the hell is goin' on?)
Then I looked on my counter, oh shit, what have I done!? (Oh, shit!)
The xanny on my counter was motherfucking gone! (Damn!)
I'm thinking, "Oh my God, this baby is bout to be stumped!" (Oh, Lord!)
Praying to Jesus, Mary and Disciples, reading scriptures from the Bible
Baby started dancing for a while (Baby dancin')
And that's how I

[Chorus: Bitter Man]
Accidentally (Agh!) gave my baby a xanny (Father of the year!)
Did I just say that? (Oh!) Yes, you heard correctly
Now I got got my three month old doing the Harlem Shake (Ayy! Skrrt-skrrt!)
Know for sure my baby mama is gon' kill me (Skrrt-skrrt, skrrt-skrrt!)
But look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Okay!)
Look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Go baby!)
Look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Go baby!)
Look at that baby go, hey, hey! (Go babe!)
Now the baby lit, lit (Lit!)
Now the baby lit, lit (This baby lit!)
Now the baby lit, lit (This baby lit!)
Now the baby lit, yeah, yeah (Go baby, go baby!)