It Feels So Good to Be Bad
Now I know you’ve been malicious
Spiteful and a trifle vicious
It’s no secret that you cheated and you’ve lied
And you’ve done some double dealing
Scheming, swindling, and stealing
You’re an amateur, but heaven knows, you’ve tried

You’ll develop so much faster
Now you’re working with a master
Who will help you cultivate your darker side
You’ll discover wicked ways you’ve never known before
And you’ll find that when you’re really rotten to the core

It feels so good to be bad
So delicious to be a despicable cad
It’s just so thrilling and so fulfilling
To give somebody the worst time they’ve ever had
It feels so good to be bad

Charlie doesn’t know it, but he’s in my power!
He’s gonna wish that he was never born!
I promise you that by the sunset hour
I’ll have Gabriel’s Horn!
'Cause you had your chance and you blew it
I entrusted you to do it
But you bungled it and threw your chance away
It’s a problem you created
If the horn can’t be located
I’m not naming names, but someone has to pay!

Though you gave me cause to doubt you
There’s a loathsomeness about you
That attracts me to you as a protégé
And when you’ve learned every creepy crummy thing I know
You’ll taste the joy that comes when you’re the lowest of the low

It feels so good to be bad
So delightful to be a deplorable cad
It’s so appealing to have the feeling
That what you’re doing gets trouble brewing
And drives everybody mad

You’ve got my guarantee
It feels so good to be bad

So good to be bad!