In Love with a Lesbian
(Verse 1)
Walkin’ down the hall
I feel my jaw drop
Catch a glimpse of her eyes
My heart rate starts to rise
She’s in a graphic tee
Paired with black skinny jeans
Blue hair, pixie cut, high tops on, dah dah dot
Her backpacks got pins of all different bands
Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, Queen, and Girl in Red
‘round her neck she’s got locket
Chain hanging from her pocket
She’s coming close to me
My brain to starts freeze
I ask for her number to go on a date
She says “Hey I’m sorry, but I am hella gay”
Groan of despair

(Chorus)
I am in love with a lesbian, dammit
I thought I had found the one
Turns out that she is a lesbian
(Verse 2)
Today went by in a whirl
‘nother day ‘nother girl
I sit down in the bleachers
As she's coached by my teacher
She loves to run track
She's giving me a heart attack
By golly she's so fast
She runs past in a blast
She's running the mile
I see her pretty smile
A little shine in her eye
Gives me butterflies
The coach says they can go
I walk to her row
I ask her to the dance
She says no not a chance
As she's walking away she turns around to say
I’m sorry its because I’m gay!
Crap

(Chorus)
I am in love with a lesbian, dammit
I thought I had found the one
Turns out that she is a lesbian
(Bridge)
I only fall in love with lesbians
How’d I get stuck in this prison
How do I escape this life
And find a girl who doesn't want a wife
One more time
Nah
Too bad

(Chorus)
I am in love with a lesbian dammit
I thought I had found the one
Turns out that she is a lesbian