Barbie Doll
He was a boy for fifteen years
Short cut hair, baseball gear
But the town took ill by the change in the boy
When one day he was playing with a Barbie toy
A boy can’t play with a Barbie doll
No boy can play with a Barbie doll

His favourite food was tater tots
Texas style with gravy sauce
Square dance party friday nights
Pink little boots shining bright

Now they called on his folks to straighten it out
They said “Tough’n him up and get in the line"
But it's hard to change the unnatural way
No force can’t keep the change in a man
No force can’t keep the change in man
No force can’t keep the change in man

But the sun came up on judgement day
Everybody kneeled and began to pray
He ran through the reds and off in the night
He ran cross the tracks and county line
Now the boy grew up to be a fine looking girl
Soon she won the pageant at the Kentucky Derby
It was a busy time for the newborn starlet
Magazine covers and glossy lips
No boy can't be no beauty queen
No boy can't be no beauty queen

But the sun came up on judgement day
Everybody kneeled and began to pray
They hollered it up and down the street
No boy can’t be no beauty queen
No boy can’t be no beauty queen