Hey Girl Yo Momma Let You Date?
UUUUHHHHHHH

HOAGIE!

Diiiiiiick

Joey Bravo (Joey Bravo!)
Stand for applause
Your girl is a dog
Peanut butter on my balls. (Skippy!)

Girl, shake that ass
Pawned my baby mama's frigerator. (Burrrrr!)
Just got a phonebook
Man that motherfucker filled with haters. (Haters!)

Got a long dick
It looks like a hoagie (Hoagie!)
Girls putting mustard on it
Acting like they know me (They don't)
See me in the street?
Don't ask for my autograph
See me in the street?
Do ask for dick pics (My dick!)

Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"No."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"Go away."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"I said no."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"Yes!"

She said yes
Her momma lets her date (She did)
She said yes
She's paying for the date (She will)
She said yes
She better pay for the date (She better)
If she doesn't pay for the date
I'mma leave her ass (Leave her there!)

I got all these hundreds
But I throw 'em like they're ones (Ones)
I can't read
They might have just been ones. (I can't read!)
Got so many girls
Their mommas let 'em date
I try to fuck their moms
Their moms' moms don't let them date (Grandmas!)

Not all my bars
Have the same cadence
This bar right here (This one does)
Has the same cadence

And this one doesn't (WHAT?)
And this one doesn't (NOPE!)
Know that I mean it
When I say that it doesn't
Never mind, I'm back!

Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"I'm a police officer."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"Sir, please step out of the car."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"Yes!"

She said yes
Her momma lets her date (She did)
She said yes
She's paying for the date (She will)
She said yes
She better pay for the date (She better)
If she doesn't pay for the date
I'mma leave her ass (Leave her there!)
Got all these Benjamins
Got all these choppas (Aim 'em!)
Try to take my Benjamins?
You better call a doctor! (Paging Dr. Hoagie Dick)

16 bars
But I'm not an alcoholic
16 clubs
I'm a bootyholic (BOOTYHOLIC!)

Beats so dope
Fans might OD
Get some fans first
My fans might OD (They will)

Beats like Parkinson's
Got the whole room shaking (Earthquake!)
She asked me if I'm paying for dinner?
Girl, you must be mistaken (Dead wrong)

Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"I'm a man."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"Like, a male."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"I have a penis."
Hey girl, yo momma let you date?
"Yes!"

She said yes
Her momma lets her date (She did)
She said yes
She's paying for the date (She will)
She said yes
She better pay for the date (She better)
If she doesn't pay for the date
I'mma leave her ass (Leave her there!)