Procrastination
[Intro]
First and foremost
Do not procrastinate kids
And that's coming from a master procrastinator
Still a little salty bout Analysis #3 miss
Submitted it exactly at 11:59 but I guess turnitin does not count the exact time it is due as on time
So what i'm trying to say is, If i could just have my 15% back that would be great
OK here we go

[Verse 1]
Whooo! Just woke up my project is due
Forgot about it, now what has this processed into
Can't think, maybe i'll jot some random objects onto
A piece of paper, get an idea and turn that concept into
Something of a nice song that'll get a nice comment or two
But there's so much to do
I'm just about to lose it!
But when I get a 0 on this project what am I gonna tell my parents that I blew it?
Screw it!
That might just need to happen
Guess i'll take a 0, unless someone tells me to pick up that pen
*Ring* “Bro when we gonna do the project? Its due tomorrow!”
Bro it's gonna be trash, we ain't gonna get a true applause so
Lets just take a L on this project
That's what i'ma do unless you strongly object
"Bro this ain't stats, we can't just drop this project"
[Verse 2]
Damn 2 hours have passed let me check up on this dude
“Yeah bro I ain't got nothing done i'm in a sloppy mood”
What you serious! BRO you promised you’d…
“Alright alright fine! What should the song include?”
Man I don't know just make something solid dude!
Better get it done or i sure as hell ain't gonna be in a frolic mood!
"I don't know what to do, can I make a rap song?"
Dude I don't care make it 2-7 minutes, just make it last long
"Yeah OK bye...
Damn we probably should have done this on time
Instead I was up at 2 am on that rock climb
Damn I really wish I could get some more time
Guess I'll just freestyle and try to find a rhyme"

[Verse 3]
Now I think I got infected with senioritis
So much so I can’t even write this
Hope you like this, been writing so much think i developed arthritis not even kidding in the slightest, might not the the brightest
How much time left?
Should have stopped horsing around like I got the Trojan virus
Guess I’m just a bad pupil that couldn't even see time through my iris
I don’t talk or do work during work time and no one nose why so excuse my sinus
Now all this talk about procrastination is probably making you biased
But this song is gonna go viral so maybe I can influenza
Cos I don’t know bout meaning but in terms of clever and wordplay this gonna be the best one
Well you see we still got 2 minutes to go so sit back enjoy this sick track and relax with this six pack or a bag of mixed sacks like in the movies
But keep in mind I’m not AMC
This beat was inspired by Eminem so maybe i should let em see
Final got working tirelessly like how a car with no rims be
Procrastination got me stressing, I might need to go the opposite of being pills free
OK this coming to an end, now only the cover is left kinda like how lids be
Alright finally done, hopefully this is good enough
Hopefully we get an A even tho this rap is looking rough
Yo Erik I just texted you the rap, check it out
Alright let me read this, it better be good
[Verse 4]
Bro you serious? this is straight trash
We had work time, why'd you waste that?
Read it yourself and tell me what she's gonna rate that!
I don't think she'll even wanna grade that!
Man i'm bout to get a 0 cos of you so screw you and yo grey hat!
I ain't tryna get a F so you better tell her that YOU made that
Man why you so stupid! I pray that
We at least get a C or we both might as well drop out and get some face tats
Bro trust me its okay this is what you call music
Well get an A, it has everything that's stated on the rubric
Hold on a second, listen to my proposition
We matched the time frame with the explanation
We also had a beautiful exposition
So beautiful it should be an exhibition
I admit it I almost left out that one thing, but i realized it is quite significant
What was that called again? Oh yeah, it is called inciting incident
We also brought the action, rising and falling with the climax in the middle
And no to mention we had some play on words, just a little
And this is our resolution, well would you look at that, wasn't that simple?

[Outro]
That’s Freytag's Pyramid for ya
But seriously, I need that 15% back
Ok Bye