Bad Recruiters
Recruiters everywhere trying to seduce us
Tracking down my email that’s just too much
Why you got to be so aggressive?
We all know you just copy/paste the same message
I can tell you didn’t read my resume
I see you can’t even spell my first name
I can guess exactly what you’re going to say
Don’t you know recruiters all sound the same?
It starts with a corny joke, and then hello!
I’m reaching out on behalf of so and so
This quarter they had blah blah blah amount of growth
They just opened up all these unique roles
And they’re VC funded, you know they got dough
Do you have some time to talk it over on the phone?
At this point there’s probably 4 typos
I don’t even want to take the time to say no

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Track me down, now I need a new account
I don’t need your help to find a job for myself
Just stop, please stop
Just stop, please stop
Who’s putting all of that noise in the air?
It’s gotta be that recruiter over there
Just stop, please stop
Just stop, please stop
How’d you get this noise in my inbox?
Don’t you know you’ll never get a response
Really I’m not even trying to switch jobs
This don’t even seem like a legit job
Didn’t even mean to connect with you
I won’t ever share a percent with you
I don’t want to have a quick chat with you
I don’t want to make contact with you
Drag your message right into the trash can
Matter fact, hit it with the spam flag
I ain’t ever hit you back on LinkedIn
Why won’t my answer ever sink in?
I know you’re just trying to pay your rent
But I couldn’t even call this an attempt
Really sounds sketchy to me
Sorry but I’m going to go ahead and hit delete

(Chorus)
Track me down, now I need a new account
I don’t need your help to find a job for myself
Just stop, please stop
Just stop, please stop
Who’s putting all of that noise in the air?
It’s gotta be that recruiter over there
Just stop, please stop
Just stop, please stop