Barbershop Sextet
[Verse 1]
Uh, uh, uh, uh!
Every time I go to cut my hair
I hear ten-thousand tiny screams
The barber says it's only in my mind
So then why do they haunt my dreams?
(Can my hair feels?)

[Chorus]
Hair doesn't have any feelings (hair doesn't have any-)
At least that's what internet said (everybody knows that)
And if hair doesn't have any feelings (hair doesn't have any-)
Then why don't the screams get out of my head
Hair doesn't have-
[Glitching]
They say hair doesn't have any feelings
So I can have the time of my life!
Making my hair look appealing
And letting all my hair friends shine
My hair can't feel!