Ship Shape
[Verse 1]
So I spent half the day scaring crows with my neighbor
And got pretty scared of myself
And that night I drank and told jokes with my lawyer
Who'll still probably take all my cash
Yeah he knows that it won't be long
Before I am as good as gone
So its best to just go ahead and move on

[Verse 2]
So I waited around in the pews until sunset
And watched all the good men go home
And I wondered if maybe they'll head to the brothel
Or drink and then go for a drive
What does a saint do with his time
When outside of God's lazy eye
Well I wish those thoughts would stay clear of my mind

[Verse 3]
I don't believe that there is any system set up to apportion bad luck
It chooses a man from a line-up at random
And feeds on his soul day and night
Well it takes some nerve to assume
That unlucky soul could be you
So I'll just keep those thoughts to myself
[Outro]
To myself
To myself
To myself