Easy Now
J.K. Rowling's been following me around
I've even thought of moving to another town
I even went and hid in the police station
Until she wrote me an explanation

She said easy now
Stop bandying your suffering around
You'll get through somehow
Just hold your nose and pray
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

J.K. Rowling has promised me the earth
And all that's in it for all it's worth
I ask only for a cut of her publishing
She gave me something even more astonishing

She said easy now
Stop bandying your suffering around
You'll get through somehow
Just hold your nose and pray
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey