Illegal Weapon AKA Im Illegal
[Intro]
Yeah
Illegal to the weapons
You know what happins'
When we rappin
Hot beat

[Verse 1]
Ya'll people are out of your mind
So people think they know who to rhyme
The know the lines, the know they'll be fine
Until the next night, when their own friends gets shoot in the sunlight
And know they want revenge, they'll advenge their death, untill the end
Looking for the killers, such a thriller, no one is such illler, not even sicker
Not even if put it as a bumber sticker, ain't quicker, even if you richer
You just a dumbass, you blast that radio like you lick your ass crack
Damn that music, illegal don't roll like that wack crap, cuz illegal is illegal
Don't need to be bald, to be a eagle, dont have to listen to people
Cuz he don't need a sequel, hes too evil, he don't even listen to the beatles (whata)
So white people can rap, in a matter of a fact, yesterday, ya'll muthafuckas where kissing my ass
Like some kind of wack ass people on crack
Illegal no gangsta, just evil
Cuz he hate life
He knows he won't have a wife
Cuz he'll end her life with a razor blade knife
He still strifes but he'll be alright
He lights the fire with a tire
But the smoke makes him higher
Hes like Quagmire, he loves girls, their his desire
So he can't wait to be admired and inspired and not hot wire cars and dream of his desire and hit the barbwire
Illegal is required, your a liar, so this time im setting a wildfire instead of a grass fire
[Hook]
Im illegal
Cuz I choked an eagle
Know im hated by many people
Cuz im evil
I let my beagle attack you and ignite you with low sulfur diesel
And kill a seagual with a disease needle cuz it was needfull
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[Verse 2]
Illegal weapons that my name
So when I get into the game and get into the fame
Some people are just lame and their name is James
Cuz every fucking gotdamn soulja girl fan can get attacked by my great danes
And the gun it aims, like too fucking fast trains
You don't need a rap battle to be in 8 mile
You just need to wait a while count the tiles, untill he files hes new album
But jessia alba, got fermalda, but she my gall da
But wow da to need to brage but you just a fag
Make me cag, make you mad, then sad
Got to subtract and add the money
So honey, what do you want from me?
Something I could barely afford?
A new F-150 ford??
A new guitar cord???
A gotdamn bord game??
So get aboard and drink a good ice coke
Or else you'll choke
So tell debby ryan to stop crying
I'll buy your damn album, im not lying
[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Illegal, why you choke an eagle
Why you hated by many people
Cuz im fucking evil
Fuck a prequel, im making a sequel
With a needle bigger than FUCKING CAR
So fucking bizzarre like bizzare of d12
Cuz we will rap all of ours lives
So remember us in the song that we may have been right or wrong
Cuz this is were we belong, no matter how long, we still stand strong
From the first day at the studio to the last day of your life in hong kong
Yeah mutha fuckas ima too the biggest verse of my life, even if I have to curse to all night
So it gets worse and we can't even find our shirts, and I find it and steal 100 dollars from her purse
Call tha fucking nurse cuz your bleeding and your not breathing
There beating your heart like you got struck by too fucking darts
And the guy farts a fucking fart, it makes Mark jump in the pool of sharks
Makes even Shady get a time machine and go back to the 80s, so he can get the ladies
Fuck a mercedas, im getting a honda for my fucking anacanda named Wanda
Im mix it a lot, biscuits pop like two cops that play hop scotch and hop untill the stop at the stop sign
And their mom picks them up so the can mop the floors and THE Shop
Then see a girl that looks so hot than stefanie scott from Ant farm
I'll make a Ant in Her Farm and she grabs his arm and his alarm wakes him up and it was only a dream

[Hook]