Its Not a Phase Mom
[Verse I]
Came out to Grandma this weekend
She told me "Son, keep your mind open
'Cause next thing you know you just might change
These things are often just a phase"

[Chorus]
Sixth grader white boy thinks he's straight (dammit!)
But new emotions make him reevaluate
I don't know what more I can say
But sixth grader white boy wasn't straight

[Bridge]
In ninth grade all I know is change
Nothing ever stays the same
But one thing is sure to remain
That love is not a phase

[Verse II]
An innocent display of hate
Each time you look at me and say
I have to choose a certain way
And who I am is just a phase
[Bridge]
I'm a clean-shaven bisexual mess
Who's not sure who he is yet
But one thing's for sure and it's that
Love is not a phase

[Chorus]
Sixth grader white boy feeling straight
Sixth grader white boy feeling straight
I hate to evoke your dismay
But sixth grader white boy's not fucking straight