The Tale of the Boy Who Shit His Pants
This is a tale of a man who shit his pants
Had nothing better to do so he shit his pants
Hey man what'chu doing after school
He said "Man, I'm gonna shit my pants"
Yeah, that's what he always said

He had some smelly farts
Called them abstract art
He spent his days eating nachos
And playing Mario Kart
Hey man what'chu doing after this game
He said "Man, I'm gonna shit my pants"
Yeah, that's what he always said

I've been to California, Calamari
Pasadena, nice to meet ya
Kitty litter, mean and bitter
Wrap it in a good ol' sweater
I probably should've told ya
Florida's gonna bore ya
Drinking from a sippy cup
Tell your hipster babe to stop
Ripping off Johnny Cash (What?)

South park, potato art
Meth lab, gotta fart
Uncle Jessie, Good ol' Bessie
And Mangina too

I probably should've told ya
That he's gonna shit his pants
'Cause that's what he always does