You
Take that poor puppy
Tie him down to the wall
To keep him from a-runnin' away
You trained it to practice undying devotion
You trained it to sit up and say
Well it's You (You!), You (You!), You (You!), You (You!)
You, and nobody else
Well it's You (You!), You (You!), You (You!), You (You!)
You, and nobody else
And nobody else
Doctors agree to use all of their skills
To take Sally's brain from her head
Replacing it gently, with hardly a take
In no more the time that was said
Well it's You (You!), You (You!), You (You!), You (You!)
You, and nobody else
Well it's You (You!), You (You!), You (You!), You (You!)
You, and nobody else
And nobody else
Denny Morelli went video crazy
And he taped six hours of fish
He wired their mouths to open and close
And the outcome turned out something like this
Well it's You (You!), You (You!), You (You!), You (You!)
You, and nobody else
Well it's You (You!), You (You!), You (You!), You (You!)
You, and nobody else
Well it's You (You!), You (You!), You (You!), You (You!)
You, and nobody else
And nobody else