Lingering Dad
Lingering dad!
Half in the doorway
Lingering dad!
Awkward and indecisive

Lingering dad!
You're just standing there
And I'm doing my homework
You're freaking me out!
Lingering dad!
D'you have something to say?
Either come in or go away!

Lingering dad!
Just do something!
Lingering dad!
Clean up the garage, I don't care!

Lingering dad!
You always just hover
I think it's mum's fault
She's so decisive
Lingering dad!
You're an example of everything sad about men's role in society!
Lingering dad!
Oh-hoh! You don't know what your role is
Lingering dad!
PISS OFF!

Lingering dad, you're freaking me out, you're freaking me out
Lingering dad, you're freaking me out, you're freaking me out, lingering dad
Look, I know you mean well, lingering dad
You're just trying to be a good dad
But you don't know where to start
And I wish I could help you
But I'm just like you!
You know, we don't have a blueprint!
We're completely at sea!
Oh! Let's just go and watch M*A*S*H!