Pump Action Paddy
I never did no man no harm
But they gave me 10 years on the old work farm
I shot smack and I shot speed
Got what I got for the life I lead

Spend my days in the county jail
Sewing up bags for the U.S. Mail
Cons they want me to be their bitch
Screws they want me to be their snitch
Keep my head down I'll get by
Cuz the woman who loves me keeps me high

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She brings me everything I want
She brings me everything I need
Uppers, and downers and moonshine whiskey
Coke and dope and smack and speed

Warden he won't hear my plea
Don't give parole to little punks like me
Gave me a room with my own tv
Three meals a day, good company
The old lady's got a visitor's pass
Said she smuggled my dope up the crack of her ass
I keep my body fit and tone
For the woman who loves me keeps me stoned
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My woman goes to college each day
Got 2 jobs to pay her own way
Studying hard for her law degree
And when it comes she gonna set me free
If that don't work she got a break out plan
Gonna come blastin' with a back up man
Love that woman 'til the day I day
Cuz the woman who loves me keeps me high

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