Boy Wonder I Love You
Boy Wonder, I love you
Boy Wonder, I love you
Hoo, hoo, hoo

Hi kids! It's me, your pal the Boy Wonder, taking this opportunity to catch up on my fan mail. Even as a Boy Wonder, it's really hard to read the tons of mail I get. Here is a happy letter from someone just about your age:

"Dear cute, wonderful, fabulous, magnificent, exquisite Boy Wonder: A cold chill runs up my spine every time I see you sock a villain, and, oh, how I cry when you're even scratched. Please, don't send me a mimeograph copy interesting facts about you. I want your handwriting. I have a whole wall of my room dedicated to you."

"Oh, Boy Wonder, I'm making a gum wrapper chain to symbolize my love for you. It's going to be as long as I am tall, and I'm five foot ten inches in stocking feet. Please, Boy Wonder, please come next Saturday and sleep for a week or two. I will feed you breakfast in bed! I will make your bed for you, and I like you so much that I want you to spend the whole summer with me. I hope you know this is a girl writing."

(shrieks)

Boy Wonder, I love you
Boy Wonder, I love you
Boy Wonder, I love you