Mad Lib
[Verse 1]
They say I'm right-wing 'cause I hate woke shit
White pedestal, preachy IDPOL bullshit
Friends with conservatives so I'm not left enough
Mad I'm not an activist, that I don't hate on Trump enough
Orange man bad, unironically
You fuckers lost the plot and it's really killing me
'Send her back, send her back' for shitting on her government
Send my ass back too, bitch, 'cause I'm also done with it

[Verse 2]
Years after years putting facts over feels
The mask slips and then you put your feels over facts, quick
Allow me to be a partisan hack
You're probably not even 'right', you just think liberals are wack
Well me too, it's true, we suck, we do
You don't have to be a 'centrist' to know this too
Vice, Vox, BuzzFeed, all they do is patronize
While BuzzFeed calls you Nazis and won't let their workers unionize

[Chorus]
Call me 'triggered', where's the lie, bitch?
I am sick and tired of this game, this establishment
I am not 'right-wing', I am not a 'centrist'
I am just a mad lib
A motherfuckin' mad lib
Call me 'triggered', where's the lie, bitch?
I am sick and tired of this game, this establishment
I am not 'right-wing', I am not a 'centrist'
I am just a mad lib
A motherfuckin' mad lib, bitch
[Verse 3]
MSNBC, ABC, CNN, keep Sanders off the polls again and again
Never mention Tulsi Gabbard or Yang by his name
'Cause if the masses wake up they might unplug from the game
They push their favorites to the spot, the absolute flops
The ones who toe the line, keep big money on top
Joe Biden is a hawk, Kamala is a cop
This party is a circus, Trump has got this on lock

[Verse 4]
All these clowns on stage and they're keeping Gravel out
If they let him in they can't control what he talks about
If they let him in he'll call them out on all their bullshittery
Their neocon, neo-lib, Warhawk headassery
How they rigged the primaries and gave that shit to Hillary
Propped up Donald Trump and led him to his victory
Called him the pied piper, yes, this is in the wiki leaks
So if you wanna blame someone you better blame the DNC

[Chorus]
Call me 'triggered', where's the lie, bitch?
I am sick and tired of this game, this establishment
I am not 'right-wing', I am not a 'centrist'
I am just a mad lib
A motherfuckin' mad lib
Call me 'triggered', where's the lie, bitch?
I am sick and tired of this game, this establishment
I am not 'right-wing', I am not a 'centrist'
I am just a mad lib
A motherfuckin' mad lib, bitch
[Outro]
Call me 'triggered' wheres the lie, bitch
I am sick and tired of this game, this establishment
I am not 'right-wing', I am not a 'centrist'
I am just a mad lib
A motherfuckin' mad lib