Introducing The Whores
There's a buzz all across the UK
The writing's on the wall
Embracing all across the nation
North/South divide a bore

So we are not elitist or defeatist
Elevate, deliberate
Petition for a new tradition
Introducing the whores
Introducing the whores
Introducing the whores
Watch out
Brighton, Birmingham, Newcastle, Leeds
Fuck off

Watch as we levitate before you
A vision to behold
Unite with us, rejoice in chaos
The nation must be told

So we are not elitist or defeatist
Elevate, deliberate
Petition for a new tradition
Introducing the whores
Introducing the whores
Introducing the whores
Watch out
Brighton, Birmingham, Newcastle, Leeds
Fuck off