You Keep Coming
[Verse 1]
There's a hidden place you get to see
In a forest that grows naturally
In the valley of two mountains
Often wet from its volcano-esque fountains

Its scent is like a shoreline
Especially when it's hosting a good time
It's my favourite playground
I love it when the ride goes round and round
And round and round, and round and round

[Chorus]
Access is by invitation
And the doorbell desires anticipation
For you get to feel swell
Some say pushing it will send you to hell
Like the preacher-man does when he comes for tea
Points below my belly and above my knees
That if I keep ringing that bell, geez!
The devil himself, he's gonna come for me
The devil himself, he's gonna come for me
One, two, three, four!

[Verse 2]
Well some flowers just ain't made for pickin'
And the freak down here grows with a good flickin'
You don't need green fingers
So go see your doc if that colour lingers

And there's no need to hide from the crimson tide
That flow can give you twice the ride!
It's my favourite birthright
I love it when it rolls from left to right
And left to right, and left to right

[Chorus]
Access is by invitation
And the doorbell desires anticipation
For you get to feel swell
Some say pushing it will send you to hell
Like the preacher-man does when he comes for tea
Points below my belly and above my knees
That if I keep ringing that bell, geez!

The devil himself, he's gonna come for me
The devil himself, he's gonna come for me
One, two, three, four
[Bridge]
Well he hasn't come yet, and I have, like a train
If he doesn't hurry up, I'm gonna do it all again
And it hasn't fallen off and I haven't gone blind
These hands are never idle, if you think I'll think you find

[Outro]
That masturbation's normal, so is mistressbation too
So keep ringin' on your doorbell, and he'll keep comin' for you
Round and round and round
Keep ringin' on your doorbell, and you'll keep comin' for you
Left to right and left to right and left to right
Keep ringin' on your doorbell, and you'll keep comin' for you
Round and round and round and left to right and left to right, ooh!

It's a positively natural, biologically factual
No need for sabbatical, normal thing to do