Mayday Mayday
Mayday mayday mayday
Mayday mayday mayday
Mayday mayday mayday
If no one’s gonna help me
I’ll have to yell and scream

AHHHHHHHHH!!!

I had a call from cousin Doug
On his highland farm
He needed a wee holiday
A long way from his barn
He asked one tiny favor
And nothing much at all
Babysit his special pets
And I would have a ball

I left the island double-double-quick
Rowed all night and day
When I heard the jobs to do
It turned my red beard grey
Milk the pigs and shave the goat
Dress and sell the sheep
Fight the horse, ride the bull
And then count all the bees
Chorus:
Mayday mayday mayday
This is too extreme
Mayday mayday mayday
It’s the master of disaster
Mayday mayday mayday
Tell me it’s a dream
If no one’s gonna help me
I’ll have to yell and scream

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I’m getting tired of this job
It’s driving me insane
The cat’s a dog the goat’s a snob
They’re playing with my brain
Walk the fish and fly the bird
Teach the cow to swim
If I don’t get some help right now
I’ll have to pack it in

Chorus 2

Mayday mayday mayday
This is too extreme
Mayday mayday mayday
It’s the master of disaster
Mayday mayday mayday
Tell me it’s a dream
If no one’s gonna help me
I’ll have to yell and scream
AHHHHH!!!

Mayday mayday mayday
This is too extreme
Mayday mayday mayday
It’s the master of disaster
Mayday mayday mayday
Tell me it’s a dream
If no one’s gonna help me
I’ll have to yell and scream

AHHHH!!!

Mayday mayday mayday
Mayday mayday mayday
Mayday mayday mayday

If no one’s gonna help me
I’ll have to yell and scream

Mayday mayday mayday
Mayday mayday mayday
Mayday mayday mayday
This is too extreme
Mayday mayday mayday
It's the master of disaster
Mayday mayday mayday
Tell me it's a dream
If no one's gonna help me
I'll have to yell and scream
AHH!!

Mayday mayday mayday
This is too extreme
Mayday mayday mayday
It's the master of disaster
Mayday mayday mayday
Tell me it's a dream
If no one's gonna help me
I'll have to yell and scream

If no one's gonna help me
I'll have to yell and scream