The Little Things in Life
[Verse 1]
Strolling through the
Playground in the sunshine
Curling up with a good
Book at night
Cherishing each hour
Slowing down to smell the flowers
Soaking up the world with all its
Sounds and sights
Staring at the sunrise in the back porch
Holding a warm coffee
In your hand
Having an ice cream cone
Or doing 90 in a school zone
Walking on the beach
Your bare feet in the sand

[Chorus]
Look around and you will see
There's countless opportunities
To save yourself
When stress is running rife
If you have an open mind
Then I believe that you may find
The joy in all the little things
In life
[Verse 2]
Lighting scented candles
On a rainy day
Making puppets with
Week-old roadkill
Things don't get much better
Than a warm and cozy sweater
Or chewing up a massive handful
Of random pills
Swapping old folks' blood
Thinners with tic-tacs
Watching as their left halves
Start to droop
Playing a nice game of cards
Or slipping acid to retards
And screaming until their pants
Fill up with poop

[Chorus]
Look around and you will see
There's countless opportunities
To save yourself
When stress is running rife
If you have an open mind
Then I believe that you may find
The joy in all the little things
In life
[Verse 3]
Punting piss-filled puppies
Off the overpass
Laughing as they splatter
On the road
You can say what you will
I won't care because I will still
Think baseball's a lot more fun
When the ball's a toad
Kicking toddlers into
Open storm drains
Feeding babies paint
Made out of lead
Why should you be sheltered
When you can give birds alka-seltzer
And watch them pop like fireworks
Above your head
Chaining old stray cats up
To the chimney
Gouging out they eyes
With a melon scoop
Yeah life is so much sweeter
When you're using an egg beater
To turn a pregnant woman's child
Into soup
[Outro]
So just believe and reach real far
Like razor blades on monkey bars
There's a million different uses
For a knife
Make moments to remember
Like each bloodstain on my fender
That's the joy in all the little things in life