Dried Snots
Sometimes your snots are wet
They flow right out of your nose
Those wet, wet, wet, wet snots
They can destroy your clothes
I much prefer dry snots
They are much less hostile
They just stay right there
Deep down inside your nostril

Dried, dried snots
Dried, dried, dried snots
Dried, dried, dried snots
Dried, dried, dried snots
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Good old dried snots
They hang up in your nostril
Good old dry snots
You can flick them if you're hostile
You pick them with your fingеr
You flick them at your friends
Therе is so much fun to be had with dried snots
Dry (Sing it, boys)
Dried, dried snots (Sing all about the dried snots)
Dried, dried snots (Give it the best that you've got)
Dried, dried snots (Singin' all about dried, dried snots)
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Dried snots, they are
Very fun indeed
Unless they get too dry
And cause your nose to bleed
You've got to monitor
The moisture in your nose
Don't want the blood to flow
And stain your nice, nice clothes

Dry
Dried, dried snots
Dried, dried snots
Dried, dried snots
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