Blimp
Helium
Helium

Everybody needs to get a blimp
'Cause blimps are pretty pimp
You can fill it up with air
But that won't get you anywhere

Advertise upon the side
Take your girlfriend for a ride
Just fill up the balloon
With the very best gas in town

Helium

You need helium to fill that bitch up
It's the second symbol on the periodic table
Oxygen and nitrogen are way behind it
As chemicals go, they're both pretty stupid

Helium
Helium
Helium
Don't breathe it in though
Everybody needs to get a blimp
'Cause blimps are pretty pimp
You can fill it up with air
But that won't get you anywhere

Advertise upon the side
Take your girlfriend for a ride
Just fill up the balloon
With the very best gas in town

Helium

You need helium to fill that bitch up
It's the second symbol on the periodic table
Oxygen and nitrogen are way behind it
As chemicals go, they're both pretty stupid

Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Helium
Don't breathe it in though