Freestyle
(Verse 1)
Man, I don’t know how I should start off this song
Kids just talk about Asian chicks like Hong Kong
So depressed, feel like my whole life I’ve been rained on
I miss my Uncle Jeff I get mad like King Kong
Alright, time to switch up the rhyme
Learnin’ to write better, you gotta get with the times
I texted my girlfriend, told her she’s pretty fine
Can’t legally get a job, I barely got a dime
Just started watchin’ “8 Mile” in my bed
Remember my mom tellin’ me to “rest my little head”
Your boyfriend lookin’ ugly, you should date me instead
Don’t mess with me dawg, I’ll kill you in my shed
You wanna date me, I’ll be more than your friend
The other day I was watching “White Chicks”
I ain’t in a gang, I’m not a Crip
Ain’t worshipping nobody, Queen Mary got a ship
I wish I was around when Pac and Biggie got shot
Me hurting on the inside, my Uncle Jerry’s smoking pot
You thinkin’ ‘bout messing with me, maybe you should not
My bed’s uncomfortable feels like I’m sleeping on a military cot
Change your clothes, they covered in dirt
Your chick texted me last night, she called me a flirt
Wearing suspenders, I thought your name was Bert
I’m crazy right now dude, I’m going berserk
Bro, I can see your gut, get a bigger shirt
Leave me alone bro, you’re such a jerk