Cheese Song for Denise Remix
[Intro]
Here we go, so:

[Refrain]
Cheese (x5)
Butter: spread it on the bread
Bollocks
Cheese (x7)
Brown bread!
Lucy doesn't like cheese
See you'd have starved in the 70's

*Musical interlude*

[Verse]
Lurpak spreadable butter
Line it up, and it's on
Good man. Cheese
Other graters, are available
Rotary graters, this is one of those
One of them was cheddar
That's this one here
Cut from a true wheel
Red leicester
The third one, in a small blue pot
That smelled of sick!

These are cheese
Not shade grown
Not line caught
Not oak aged
Not free trade
Just f**king cheese

[Refrain]
Cheese (x5)
Butter: spread it on the bread
Bollocks

[Outro]
Cheese (x8)