Feel Free Plastic Surgery
Hey, ugly, you've tried the drugs, now
You gotta realize that you're not enough
To be a celebrity
Like all the people on your TV

You could do with a nip and tuck
And a major operation that could fuck you up
You're grafted onto the scene
And implanted in a limousine

If you never wanna act your age
Well, you're always as young as you wanna feel
If you never wanna biodegrade
Six to eight weeks to completely heal

Count backwards, here comes the numbness
Don't be afraid, it's just the taste of blood, yes
You'll feel free
With a little plastic surgery

All alone, like a hit and run
And you're so pretty when you bite your tongue
Oh yeah, you're gonna be seen
Black and blue on the silver screen
If you never wanna act your age
Well, you're always as young as you wanna feel
If you never wanna biodegrade
Six to eight weeks to completely heal

Everybody says, baby, that you're something
And nobody's ever gonna know what's underneath your face
'Cause I know it's gonna be nice to say
God gave you all the gifts that you got today
And I know it's gonna be nice to say you hate
Everything changing just 'cause you're famous