Fappin on a Momo
I knew this kid in high school
I heard he got expelled
So I turned to my phone
Thinkin' “what the hell?”

I heard he did some stupid shit
Like call some kid a whore
And when they couldn’t take it
He gave them a little more

And he’s fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a

I went to church the other day
But the pastor wasn’t ‘round
So when we found his carcass
We figured he was heaven bound

Hangin’ out with Jesus Christ
And the devil too
When you’re rotting underground
There’s only one thing to do
I got some shit at a restaurant
And I asked them for some salt
They told me “we don’t have that here
But we know what you want”

They took my food down to the back
And they stayed there for a while
Delivered with a grinning face
And a dirty smile

He was fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a

Two lovers got in a fight
And it turns out they were gay
One of them got fuckin’ pissed
And blew the other away
When you’ve lost what you love
It brings a certain sadness
Lust and love from hell above
And it helped him with the madness

Now he’s fappin’ on his homo
Fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a momo
Fappin’ on a
Fappin’ on a momo (Rock and roll)
Fappin’ on a momo (Rock and roll)
Fappin’ on a momo (Rock and roll)
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