Every Extreme Is On The Same Team
[Chorus]
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team

[Verse 1]
The Ancaps are gonna make us some cash
The Nazis are gonna bring the fash
The Ancoms are gonna let us get along
The Commies are gonna sing sick songs

[Verse 2]
The Monarchists will kiss their sis
The Strasserist pacifists will protest this quick
The Nazbol fight will unite left and right
The Transhumanists will bring robo-arms to a knife fight

[Bridge]
It's not about what separates us
Anarchist, leftist, rightist, statist
It's about what brings us together
We all want a world without centrists forever!
[Verse 4]
So Pinochet is gonna make out with Stalin
Nazi Noam Chomsky is a motherfuckin' stallion
I'm not really sure what Anarcho-Syndicalism means
But who gives a fuck, they're on our team!
Yeah

[Chorus]
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Every extreme is on the same team
Except in the way that proves horseshoe theory