Hair  Murder
[Verse 1]
I got a girlfriend now, I don't have to think at all
I brush my teeth, I watch her spit in the sink
I try to hide, I try to run, but she knows everyone
She's here, she's there, I'm never alone

[Chorus]
What the hell's got into you two, what the hell
What the hell's got into you two
Maybe it's somethin' I'm goin' through
Or maybe I should just strangle you
(What the hell's got into you two), what the hell
It's hair and murder

[Verse 2]
She speaks and eats, I calculate, I watch the waiter wait
(What the hell's got into you two)
She'll havе a drink on me and then she'll think and pick on mе
She'll have some cake I hate and offer me a tiny piece
(What the hell's got into you two)
I'm here, she hears, she'll follow me home
[Chorus]
What the hell's got into you two, what the hell
What the hell's got into you two
Maybe it's somethin' I'm goin' through
It isn't so bad if you expect it's true
(What the hell's got into you two), what the hell
It's hair and murder

[Bridge]
They say we must be so happy and so does she
I feel a noose, not loose, but tight and only tightenin'
Wherever, wherever, wherever I go
(she climbs, you know, she dives, you know
She climbs, you know, she dives)
I find little excuses now and then just to take her home

[Chorus]
What the hell's got into you two, what the hell
What the hell's got into you two
Maybe it's somethin' I'm goin' through
Or maybe I should just strangle you
(What the hell's got into you two), what the hell
It's hair and murder

[Verse 3]
I've got a girlfriend now, I don't have to think at all
I brush my teeth, then watch her spit in the sink
She'll make some cake I hate and offer me a tiny piece
I'm here, she's here, I'm never alone
[Chorus]
What the hell, what the hell's got into you two
What the hell, what the hell's got into you two
Maybe it's somethin' I'm goin' through
It isn't so bad if you expect it's true
(what the hell's got into you two), what the hell
It's hair and murder

What the hell's got into you two, what the hell
What the hell's got into you two
Maybe it's somethin' I'm goin' through
Or maybe I should just strangle you
(What the hell's got into you two), what the hell
It's hair and murder