In A Room Full Of Introverts? I’d Be Absent
[Verse 1]
Be as shy as me, oh, shy from me
I’m benign, you see? But I’m-
Apathetic towards people and all of their affairs
And don’t let my deafening silence make it’s way to your ears
Don’t have an eye for me nor cry for me
For I’m not tired of me, no plight
And don’t befriend me, I’m not one you’d like to take out for beers
For I’d rather overthink things in my cellar instead

[Break]

[Verse 2]
Don’t talk tripe with me, be bright and bleak
For I’d like to speak my mind -
All I get is conversation about nonsense and pairs
Whеn I really can’t be arsed but I’m still nodding my hеad
I’m not a fight to please or uppity
But you lot do seem quite da-
“Ignorance is bliss” but I’m not ignorant, I just couldn’t care
And in a room full of introverts? I wouldn’t be there
[Break]

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