American Woman Navajo Bitch
[Verse 1: Shunt McGuppin]
It's cold and the sun doesn't seem to wanna work no more
Last night hangs in my temples and my lower back is sore
There's a rustle in the blankets and your hair falls over the pillow
And somethin' tells me we're finally on the mend

[Chorus: Shunt McGuppin]
American woman
Navajo bitch
Genital warming
Crotchular itch
Won't you give me some time
To take penicillin for the pain?

[Verse 2: Shunt McGuppin]
Well there's ten bucks on the nightstand
I'll pull two hundred more
And the butt floating in the tumbler reminds me
There's no more scotch to pour
My wristwatch is still tangled in your lace brassiere
And the letter to the correction house
Says your brother's still in there
[Chorus: Shunt McGuppin]
American woman
Navajo bitch
Genital warming
Crotchular itch
Won't you give me some time
To take penicillin for the pain?

[Verse 3: Shunt McGuppin]
Well it's time for me to find my boots and head out on the road
I would have liked to wake you but your insomnia told me no
I left your dog the cheeseburger that we shared last night
And I mailed the letter for you to that social parasite

[Chorus: Shunt McGuppin]
American woman
Navajo bitch
Genital warming
Crotchular itch
Won't you give me some time
To take penicillin for the pain?

[Outro: Shunt McGuppin]
American woman
Navajo bitch
Genital warming
Crotchular itch, baby, yeah yeah
American woman
Navajo bitch, yeah
Genital warming
Crotchular itch, I got an itch now
American woman
Oh, Navajo bitch
Oh, genital warming
Crotchular itch, a-crotchular-crotchular-crotch
American woman
Navajo bitch, yeah
Genital warming
Crotchular itch
Am-Am-Am-Am-American woman
Navajo bitch
Oh, genital warming, yeah, yeah, yeah
Crotchular itch, I gotta tell ya
'Merican Woman
Navajo bitch
Genital warming, yeah, yeah, yeah
Crotchular itch, a crotchular itch, baby
American woman
Oh, Navajo bitch
Oh, genital warming, yeah, yeah, yeah
Crotchular itch
American woman