​drunk in a fancy shower
I wonder how expensive this bathroom chandelier is
I've been looking at it for hours
Trying not to throw up in this fancy shower

God, it's just so clear that I really don't belong here
I should get out of this bathroom
Before some girl needs it to throw up after me

Is it so cynical to think
That no one would give a shit if I crawled out this window
Took the bus and walked on back home

I'd probably have a better time
Just sitting on my floor and drinking wine
Maybe crying, probably crying

But right now I need to get the fuck up
Get back out there, fill my cup up
Pretend to be as drunk as I seem