Yordles Paradise - Gangsters Paradise Parody League of Legends
[Verse 1: Rawbito - Veigar]
My equilibrium manifested from lyricism
Not a lot of mages can handle what I been brewing for 'em
Hop on the forum, discuss how you idolize 'em
Look out for my silhouette that's against the stunning horizon
Please, beg to the Cosmos, my Wanda
Turn a fire lizard into a blazing Shyvana
You thought it was intricate how they sullied my honor
The solution, dark matter penetrates your armor
Flash, Blast
Ashe disappear, melt her fast as her ice, you contest
Give you the D and call it baleful strike
You a pest
I'm dark magician disappear with the smoke
I got a short fuse, wait a second bitch
Is that a short joke?

[Verse 2: Badministrator - Rumble]
Might be a little guy, but I'm fully mechanized
Every heavy gets a harpoon in the ass, electrified
You cockroaches know I'm 'bout to blow a flamethrower
Down your throat, and burn you inside out like an insecticide
It's Bandle City pride, little guys, big stones
I'm Kenny Loggins bitches, welcome to the danger zone
Game changer here to endanger those major foes and make paper
So better stay back a bit until laning phase is closed
You know I dunk hard parts from the junkyard
Tiny titan, equalizing fights with my trump card
Burn scars cover every champ that I meet
Now I feel like it's time for a Bandle City beatdown!
[Hook]
Wave Bandle City bye
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
We're all less than 3 feet high
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
Pretty girls and fuzzy guys
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
We all come up to your thighs
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise

[Verse 3: Keyori - Tristana]
AP, AD, my explosive shots, dot's corrosive
Magic dosage, hocus pocus focus, all your limps exploded
Dissect you all, my damage is both ways, bisexual
I flex you fall, I wreck you all, first blood, bank cheque, recall
Ultra quiet riot girl, so small and teeny weeny
Is that a rocket in your pocket or you pleased to see me?
My rapid fire speeds higher than you can try'ta ping
Damage dire, wait till I acquire my Blade of the Ruined King
Explode your nexus, vandal, too hot to even handle
Bandle City leavin' the shitty ADs worse than socks and sandals
You're tryin' to step up to me, but I'm the one girl platoon
You wanna see the fireworks?
(Ka boom!)

[Verse 4: Popushi - Lulu]
Pleased to meet you, I'm Lulu, let me show you your doom
Up we go!
Fly to the stars and above with the moon
Hop on a broom, stick, vroom, flying around me and pix, boom
Dust 'em, crush 'em, turn 'em to an animal, no Danimals
Wild growth to the maximum, faerie power attached to 'em
Fastened unto the dragons I'm taming, shaming supports
Need more glitter? Why of course
You want Pix? I'm not a bore
Got my thinking cap I'll take some naps
You're boring, let's explore
March to the beat of my own accord
Whimsy force, check my lore
Sharp as swords, I'd like a horse
Hec let's race, I'll pick the course (Zippy)
I can milk the lane, I ain't no bull
Hey let's dance, in a stance of a turtle
Gonna get fed until I'm full
Yup, that tasted purple!
[Hook]
Wave Bandle City bye
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
We're all less than 3 feet high
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
Pretty girls and fuzzy guys
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
We all come up to your thighs
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise

[Verse 5: AntiRivet - Teemo]
You can never fully contemplate, the hustle I affiliate
I step into the scene, every champ I will humiliate
Be they a Garen, or a Skarner, or Draven
A dose of toxic medicine will leave you looking dumb and faded
You're in my jungle, now that's a terrible error
Cause when my shrooms busts in ya face, you know you feelin' the terror
Every single word I emanate is hauntingly scary
Cause in my eyes you see the true definition of a hyper carry
Unseen as a predator, you know to be wary
Call Kennen M.D. and beg for an apothecary
And when a crew comes down from every side and give chase
You get to the 2'5" yordle master race

[Verse 6: Sonny Psydup - Kennen]
Beginnin' with Kennen again and again I'm grinnin' and winnin' each innin'
But then again blood on my hands I must be sinnin'
Dropping 'em at top speeds they heads are spinnin'
Lightning strikes mass murder the crowds are thinnin'
Born in Bandle City but now I'm reppin' Ionia
To all of my yordle shawties I ain't sayin' I've outgrown ya
Just flexing electric ninja specs so sick I'm causing pneumonia
Supply list to own ya: My maelstorm and a Zhonya's
Wonderin' who I can thunderin' shuriken enemies linin' up takin' it on the
Chin, balanced within, there's no getting under my skin
Insults go through me tap out now I have you pinned
Can't touch my zen, I'm Kennen, I am the wind!
[Hook]
Wave Bandle City bye
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
We're all less than 3 feet high
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
Pretty girls and fuzzy guys
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise
We all come up to your thighs
Livin' in a Yordle's Paradise

[Outro]
Tell me why are we so weird to see
It's just Riot's thing, smurfs and furries
Tell me why are we so weird to see
Is the player base made up of phreaks?