The Bar Is Closed
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Make your way to the top of the bar now
Join the powerful feeling
I am pleased to serve you some liquor
Until closing time
Move it to the next hour of power
Jesus Christ will tell you this

[Chorus]
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
You ain't getting any liquor tonight

[Verse 2]
So tell your barmaid [?]
Tell your barmaid [?]
Make it evil
It's a runaway child running wild
It's too much stuff going in the wind
So drink as much as you can until I close up
[Chorus]
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
You ain't getting any liquor tonight

[Bridge]
Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The river

[Verse 3]
Come join in the club
As I'm serving drinks
In the town of [?]
Drink as much as you can until I close up

[Chorus]
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
The Bar is Closed
You ain't getting any liquor tonight
[Outro]
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Go for the Gusto
Or don't go at all
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Whoop the llama's ass!
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