The Magic of ХЙ
[Verse 1]
Hard to learn Russian Language? — да не психуй!
The only word you really need to know is хуй
It's a kind of magic spell of linguistics
Works like a mystic to keep you optimistic

Look: in English it means «dick» or «a penis»
In Russian хуй fits to any kind of fucking business
Хуй is more sacramental than Christmas
Even the priest can say хуй, for instance:

When you're not doing good and your game is over
Being asked «how are you?», you can reply «хуёво»
A little badly is «хуевато»
«Хуёвенько» is «not quite good», Me entiendes, Vato?

«Охуенно» is cool, «охуительно» — great
«Охуевший» is your misbehaving mate
«Хуета» is bullshit or unknown shit
«Хуйло» — ask Ukrainians, who is it
[Chorus]
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

[Verse 2]
Look, «хуерыга» is a guy, who's looking bad
«Хуепутало» is something you never had
«Хуй к носу» means to analyze the situation
«Хуёв-дров» is not surpass your expectations

«Ни хуя» is nothing at all
«Дохуя» is a lot, more than you can roll
«Ни с хуя» is to happen with no reason
«На хуя» is why the fuck you do it, tell me, please

And, «хуёвничать» is do something not right
«Хуярить» is to work hard or to fight
«Да ну нахуй!» Is like «damn! No shit!»
«Да и хуй бы с ним» is the hell with it
«Хуесос» is offensive it's a dick sucker
«Хуеплёт» is kind of tricky motherfucker
«Иди на хуй» is go really far away
And «Ни хуя подобного» is no way!

[Chorus]
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

[Verse 3]
Resume «хуй» is the royal curse
The best swearing of the fucking universe
Utilize the energy of хуй with care
And you'll be understood in Russia almost everywhere

Show respect to ladies and kids around
Saying «хуй» sometimes cam be a dirty sound
Be careful of using хуйkido skill
With your words you can either heal or kill
[Chorus]
Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow

Хуй — is any stranger you don't know
Хуй — is any bad person who you know
Хуй — is when you're angry and say «NO»!
Хуй — is like a bear, vodka and snow