Treat Me
Treat me to the aftershow
Treat me to the works
Where pretty people you semi know
Pop the buttons off your shirt
Treat me with an out of tune
Airbrushed the cracks and dirt
UCT, mouth to mouth
Whatever I deserve

Treat me like a cannibal
Treat me like an invalid
Treat me like I'm an animal
Treat me like a terrorist
Treat me kind of indifferently
Treat me like an underdog
Treat me to what you'd call love

Oh I beg of no other pardons
From the techniques you've devised
I beg of no other pardons
You give to others you despise
Treat me, treat me, treat meee.. x2

Treat me to a lavish celebration
For something slight
Treat me somewhat savagely
In the presidential suite tonight
Treat me to the approximate
Level of bearable pain
Treat me like I breath oxygen
And red blood pumps through my veins
Treat me with a truth serum
Treat me to it all
Strap me to a polygraph
Full of sodium pentothal
Treat me to a lost weekend
Treat me a little rough
Treat me to what you'd call love

Oh honey I beg of no other pardons
From the techniques you've devised
I beg of no other pardons
You give to others you despise

Treat me, treat me, treat meee.. x3

Treat me with a truth serum
Treat me to it all
Strap me to a polygraph
Full of sodium pentothal
Treat me to a lost weekend
Treat me a little rough
Treat me to what you'd call love
I've had it coming so
Treat me to what you'd call love