Drunk  Crazy
Hello everybody I just come to say
Didn't come to stay I just came to play
So lock all the doors and open up the wine
Tell all the babes to stand in line

So drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

Way across the room I see a fancy fox
Got the key to open up her locks
So I slide across the floor with my sex appeal
And said hey babe how do you feel

So drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Just about to put my cake in her oven
Opened the door and there was her husband
He was seein' blue and he was turnin' red
Slapped me down, stomped on my head

He was drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

Get me to the hospital in the nick of time
Had a fractured skill and a busted spine
Doctor came in he could hardly stand
He has a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in hand

He was drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll
Drunk and crazy, drunk and crazy
Drunk and crazy, let the good times roll

(Fucked up)