Black Friday
Well, I saw you sipping on something in a supermarket café with your Christmas presents in paper bags
All alone with a worried mind, face hidden with your hair hung down, your soul full of awful snags
I heard you were leaving your husband and family and your nice big house you built together
And I know, I sure enough know what it feels to be like a bird without a feather

I know you’re going through some midlife breakdown
And you need someone to listen patiently
I made up my mind this time I can’t fall behind
And I’ll set my hooks for you so shamelessly
You said you were leaving
All the troubles that bring you down
I could not resist though I felt like tumbling
I stepped up the stairs and then you - turned around

Yeah, it’s gonna be my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
My Black Friday
That’ll be my, my, my, my, my, my, my
Only my Black Friday

I know there’ll come a time, love will suffer a long decline, more and more being all offline than staying always – online
You’ll start looking for another company, it’ll hurt, not because of dignity, could it have been - all mine?
I’ll always remember how we got together, how I played upon your weakness and took advantage - on you
There’ll come some sunny Friday, no more calls or inquiries because you may have found - someone new
I know you were going through some midlife breakdown
And you needed someone to listen patiently
I know what it means to cope with some mental shakedown
When you leave behind your home and your family

I’ll surely feel when you’re bound to leave me
One day I’ll be the one that brings you down
There’s no way to help it and I’ll surely be tumbling
‘Cause I’ll never see you - come around

Then it’s gonna be my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
My real Black Friday
That’ll be my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
My real Black Friday