Comfortable
Burnt on one side, frozen on the other
Stay on your side, but take in all the colors
Say it once, say it twice
Say it three, say it four times

I can't get comfortable (shut up)
I can't get comfortable (so what)

Sleep on the right side, sleep on your stomach
Can't sleep at nighttime, can't wake up in the morning
Read a book, count some sheep
Baby, clip your toenails, you're ripping the sheets

I can't get comfortable (shut up)
I can't get comfortable (so what)

Bloodshot eyes, tranquilizers
Sleepyhead won't take his rest
But who cares?

I can't get comfortable (shut up)
I can't get comfortable (so what)
Brain's all stir-fried, coffee in my belly
Up comes the sunrise, buttered toast and jelly
Bones are sore, muscles ache
She asked me if I slept well, I said I made a few mistakes

Tail in the sheets and smothered in the pillows
Sugar and caffeine mix strange bed fellows
Say it once, say it loud
Say it twice, get it all out

I can't get comfortable (shut up)
I can't get comfortable (so what)

Bloodshot eyes, tired reminders
Elephant tranquilizers
But I can't get comfortable (shut up)
I can't get comfortable (so what)

Bloodshot eyes, stay up late
Now I've got to keep everyone else awake
'Cause I can't get comfortable (shut up)
I can't get comfortable (so what)

I can't get comfortable (shut up)
I can't get comfortable (so what)