Dragon
[Verse 1]
There’s a dragon at my door
I feel a rumble through the floor
I hear him calling out my name
I think he wants to eat me

[Verse 2]
He’s breathing fire on the trees
He’s breathing fire right at me
He’s breathing fire and
I think he wants to eat me

[Verse 3]
I hear him gnashing with his jaw
I hear him scratching with his claws
He’s climbing up onto my roof
The dragon wants to eat me

[Verse 4]
He’s come down the chimney fine
Just like Santa Claus that time
I’m hiding underneath the couch
The dragon wants to eat me
[Verse 5]
He sees me so I start to run
He chases me, and this ain’t fun
He catches me, and then
The dragon eats me

[Outro]
No he doesn't!
There's no such thing as dragons, is there?