Big Fantasies
Allow me to introduce myself
They call me the little red-haired elf
Creeping on your daughter, I'm behind the shelf
Take pics of her, I sell it, make my wealth
Mhm, mhm, mhm
I'm a boy with really big fantasies
I'm suffering from too much dick disease
I'm running from the gay porn police
They give me sex, I don't have to say please
(Man)

I like all races especially Chinese
Fucked a mad bitch, she smelt like cheese
I'm the next Jesus, make you my queens
Brodie Steele, taste my grease
Pop a cap right through your head
Bitch in my--
Man, not a chance
You want me to keep going?
Alright, I'ma keep going
My bitch in her cage, she wanna get fed
I write a hit song, bitches in my bed
She try to bite my dick off, fuck you sped
Stupid little bitch trynna suck my friend's dick
(Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait)
Damn, she kind of cute, gonna bust on her dick
What?
It be today
My bean, I flick
Fuck, I think I'm gonna suck my dick
It's time to pass the mic to my boy
Here we go
1-2-3 and 4!

You got me nervous, man
I hope this shit don't resurface
Might do my family a disservice
But what's for dinner?
Is it chicken or steak?
I don't care, I'll eat whatever you make
Actually I pass, I bought Zebra Cakes
I love this girl and she's my world but she doesn't know it yet
(Know it yet)
Or that I slept in her bed, and kissed her forehead
I'm her biggest fan, just applying to be her man
She can watch me and my band jam
And guess what
I got so many options
Girls circle my car when I drive away but that's what I sway
That's what I sway
That's what I say
Okay, that was pretty line man
Yeah, let's go, here we go
Okay, I confess, I am a robot
I, B-zero-B-dot-B shooting my shot
My girl got me an upgraded dildo 'cause apparently me
My dick is too small
We can go to the mall
I'm Canada's sweet heart
I'm famous everywhere I go
I pull up with my homies
We ask out the girls

Peace out motherfuckers you can't catch me
Fuck you and your genders
Gay rights is what?
Gay?
Okay
See you next song
Let's get this song to ten million streams this time
I love you Dad, thanks for listening
(Wait, wait, wait don't end the song yet)
(Wait, wait we're out of time?)