Feminist Hooker Hotline
I am your punching bag
You are my reigning champion
I am your wack addict
You are my wack addiction
Feminist hooker hotline
Setup with no punchline
Leave a message for my valentine
When she leaves, she leaves me crying
I am your king in drag
You are my Queen of England
Right my wrongs and put me through hell
Snatch my snail
Send me back to my shell
When she comes, I come crying