Quest of the Manwhore
Gaze into my chocolate eyes
Let my music sterilise
Give to me your hard earned coin
I'll share with you my tortured groin
What you're feeling is not weird
You want to burrow in my beard

Gaze upon my chiselled abs
I no longer have the crabs

My rhymes will grab you by the throat
And ride you like a sturdy goat
I will drown you in my scent
With or without your consent
I am a whore of some renown
Your buttocks are my hunting ground
I am a manwhore without peer
Absorbing sex from the atmosphere
Oooooooooooohh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Woah woah woah woah wowoah woah
Woah woah wowoah woooaaahhh
Wowowoah wowowoaah wowowowowowoooaahh
Zzzzzzoooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Pressure building like a cyst
I want to share with you love's fist

I'll lick your feet,I'll wear a collar
I'd do anything for a dollar
I will fit you like a glove
More precious than a father's love
Not that I would really know...*hmph*
I like my women rich and young
The kiss of yogurt on my tongue
I wield a fleshy latin sword
Raptor jesus is my lord

Let me be your phantom limb
Crack and yoghurt keeps me slim

Struggling with modernity
A whore for all eternity