Drinking up Christmas
Went out to a Christmas party
Had a fifth of Coke Bacardi
Saw a Santa Claus in red
With an aching head

But he wasn't very merry
In fact he was kinda scary
"Ho-ho-hell" was all he said

He took a drink
And then another two
Beneath the sink
I seen him turning blue
And with a wink
He took the chimney out the flue
Screamin' like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge

I'm drinking up Christmas
Cause I got no job, I'm a lazy slob, yeah
I'm drinking up Christmas
Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them
A Holiday hero
Yeah but I'm a zero with yuletide cheer-O
I'm drinking up Christmas
Tonight, alright!
He's making a list and checking
The kids that he feels like wrecking
As he stumbles through the night
Head all pink and white

And he was just get goin'
But then when the booze stopped flowin'
Challenged Frosty to a fight

He said "come on!
I got a gift for you
So bring it on
I'll leave you black and blue!"
A little song
I think that Santa Claus is through
And he got a nose as red as you know who!

I'm drinking up Christmas
Cause I got no job, I'm a lazy slob, yeah
I'm drinking up Christmas
Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them
A Holiday hero
Yeah but I'm a zero with yuletide cheer-O
I'm drinking up Christmas
Tonight, alright!
I'm drinking up Christmas...
I'm drinking up Christmas...