Buford It’s Cold Outside
[BUFORD, spoken]
Well, one Space Adventure marathon is enough for me. I gotta go get the nerd off me

[BALJEET, spoken]
What?? No!!! We did not even get to the bonus features they show at the end!!! And besides, it has started snowing

[BUFORD, spoken]
Us Van Stomms aren’t afraid of a little snow! ….in fact, this reminds me of a song…

*MUSIC STARTS*

[BALJEET, spoken]
What is happening

[BUFORD]
I really can't stay

[BALJEET]
But Buford, it is cold outside

[BUFORD]
I gotta go ‘way
[BALJEET]
Buford, it is cold outside

[BUFORD]
This evening has been

[BALJEET]
Been hoping that you would drop in

[BUFORD]
So very nice

[BALJEET]
I will hold your hands they are just like ice

[BUFORD]
My mother will start to worry

[BALJEET, spoken]
No, wait, your hands are actually rеally cold

[BUFORD]
My father will be pacing the floor

[BALJEET, spoken]
Buford why arе your hands so cold?
[BUFORD]
So really I'd better scurry

[BALJEET, spoken]
You had better not, not without a pair of gloves

[BUFORD]
Well maybe just a half a drink more

[BALJEET]
You might have frostbite but I am not sure—

[BUFORD]
The neighbors might think

[BALJEET, spoken]
The neighbors? You mean Phineas and Ferb?

[BUFORD]
Say what's in this drink?

[BALJEET, spoken]
Uh. Hot chocolate. We are children

[BUFORD]
I wish I knew how
[BALJEET, spoken]
Where is your jacket?

[BUFORD]
To break this spell

[BALJEET]
You need a coat and hat as well

[BUFORD]
I ought to say no, no, no sir

[BALJEET, spoken]
I agree, please do not leave!

[BUFORD]
At least I'm gonna say that I tried

[BALJEET]
What is the sense of going outside?

[BUFORD]
I really can't stay

[BALJEET]
Buford just listen!

[BUFORD & BALJEET]
Oh but it's cold outside!/Buford it is cold outside

*INSTRUMENTAL BREAK*

[BUFORD]
I simply must go

[BALJEET, spoken]
Buford! It is COLD outside!!!

[BUFORD]
The answer is no

[BALJEET, spoken]
But Buford, the temperature is plummeting rapidly outside!

[BUFORD]
The welcome has been

[BALJEET]
You are lucky I am your friend

[BUFORD]
So nice and warm

[BALJEET]
Look out the window at that storm

[BUFORD]
My sister will be suspicious

[BALJEET, spoken]
You do not have a sister

[BUFORD]
My brother will be there at the door

[BALJEET, spoken]
I thought you were an only child!

[BUFORD]
I gotta see how my fish is

[BALJEET, spoken]
Biff will be alright until the storm dies down

[BUFORD]
Well maybe just a stick of gum more

[BALJEET, spoken]
HAVE YOU BEEN SINGING WITH GUM IN YOUR MOUTH THIS WHOLE TIME???? THAT IS A CHOKING HAZARD—

[BUFORD]
I've got to get home

[BALJEET, spoken]
Buford you'll freeze out there!!

[BUFORD]
Say, lend me your comb

[BALJEET, spoken]
Why, so you can break it!?

[BUFORD]
You've really been grand

[BALJEET, spoken]
And you are insufferable

[BUFORD]
But don't you see?

[BALJEET]
Why will you not listen to me?

[BUFORD]
There's bound to be talk tomorrow

[BALJEET, spoken]
Yes, about how foolish you are

[BUFORD]
At least there will be plenty implied

[BALJEET]
You could catch pneumonia and die!

[BUFORD]
I really can't stay

[BALJEET]
Yes you can!

[BUFORD & BALJEET]
Ah but it's/Buford it is

[BUFORD & BALJEET]
Cold...

[BUFORD & BALJEET]
Baby it's/Buford it is

[BUFORD & BALJEET]
Cold...
Outside!

*MUSIC ENDS*

[BUFORD, spoken]
Oh, hey look, Baljeet - Mistletoe!

[BALJEET, spoken]
On second thought, you can have my coat. Goodbye!