Honor Roll
It was Saturday night, and I was feeling alright
I saw the bright city lights and I went to town
I've been workin' all week long
I needed me some wine, women, and song
But I know where I've been wrong, Lord, I'm singin' now

Daminit, Jesus Christ, I missed church again
It makes almost seven years, God, save my soul
But I was hungover so bad, I hope St. Peter he don't get mad
When it's time for him to read that honor roll (read it out)

Tell the truth, of course I do
Lord, I'd always tell the truth to you
And I was drinkin', Lord, and god God, yeah it was fun
And to keep the story true, I must admit it was quite a few
It was Schaefer, Lord, so I to have me more than one

And damnit, Jesus Christ, I missed church again
This Chrismas I'm gonna get me just a lump of coal
But I was hungover so bad, I hope St. Peter he don't get mad, mad, mad
When it's time for him to read that honor roll