The Chicken Wrap Anthem
Chicken! It’s straight up delicious!
But don’t take me as malicious when I diss another dish it’s just
Burgers and pizza and burritos and steak, they all make
The same mistake when it comes to the best meal to bake
Grill or fry, without it I would much rather die
And for anyone who thinks otherwise: you must be high
Deep-fried: extra crispy -- I’m not talking Kreme
If you have a brain you already know that chicken reigns supreme
It’s not a dream, I spit facts in this fire, I’m no liar
The taste is incomparable no matter the supplier
From spicy wings to baked breast, drumsticks and thighs
All that goodness awaits at 165°
Am I even alive? I think I made it to heaven
You can’t survive when chicken turns the taste up to 11
It’s truly a treasure and it's way beyond measure
And I’ll preach it everyday like Chik-fil-A: It’s my pleasure

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Chicken! The best meat of them all
If you got it cooking up you better give me a call
Chicken! Nothing else can compete
All the others can try but it can't be beat

It’s at every event, and sold at every venue
Can’t call it a restaurant if chicken’s not on the menu
I could send you a list of all the reasons chicken’s simply the best;
If you wanna spend your whole life reading it, be my guest
I’ve told you before - it goes with every meal of the day
But let me elaborate on the contents of this buffet
Breakfast: flaky buttermilk biscuits, right inbetween
Chicken and waffles, pour the syrup and drink your daily caffeine
No time for brunch, this lunch packs a punch, we got
Chicken sandwich, strips, nuggets, fingers, tenders, and fries
What a surprise, any doubt dies when you finally start to realize
The sky’s the limit for the winner, cut to dinner
You can have it in a salad, or you can have it as a salad
If it’s cold or warm, on your plate in some shape or form, it’s valid
Fried in a bucket assorted, in a curry, I support it
Three meals a day every day and I still wouldn’t be bored of it

[Chorus]
Chicken! The best meat of them all
If you got it cooking up you better give me a call
Chicken! Nothing else can compete
All the others can try but it can't be beat


Fresh out the oven, I’m loving it, Off the grill and I’m shoving it
In my mouth, or you can fry it up like down south
And believe me, don’t even get me started on the sauces
If you’re not already convinced, you need to cut your losses
Barbecue, buffalo, ranch, ketchup and honey mustard
Sriracha, teriyaki it’s not funny it’s absurd
Nothing compares to its versatility, ability
To be so good, if I could taste it forever I would
There is no substitute,  so stay mute when chicken’s en route
The best is absolute, so you best stop and salute
The superior, with its crunchy breading exterior
Not to mention interior, everything else is inferior
No matter how you cook and season it there’s a reason it
Will never be topped so you might as well stop
Just one last thing, all other meats, are you listening?
I need you to hold this L; you can’t dethrone the king