Venus In Bother Boots
There she goes a-walking, walking so high
Looking up and down at every guy
Fixing them with a mean-looking eye
A look that'll make ya wanna lay down and die

I don't know where she's going to
I don't know what she's gonna do
No, she isn't very cute
She's a venus in Bother boots
She's a venus in Bother boots
She's a venus in Bother boots
Bloody great big boots
Hey hey hey hey

I don't know where she's going to
I don't know what she's gonna do
No, she isn't very cute
She's a Venus In Bother Boots
She's a Venus In Bother Boots
She's a Venus In Bother Boots
Bloody great big boots
Hey hey hey hey
Well I've been told that she's been nightly screwed
But I don't know where and I don't know who
I guess that she's just as free as a bird
Never even says a f**king word

I don't know where she's going to
I don't know what she's gonna do
No, she isn't very cute
She's a Venus In Bother Boots
She's a Venus In Bother Boots
She's a Venus In Bother Boots
In bloody great Doc Martins
Venus In Bother Boots