Burnt Rice
[Intro]
Hey didn’t you go somewhere with Wes?
Yeah, but I didn’t necessarily want him to be there. After all he did say he doesn’t want to be seen with us
Wait, why are we copying Wolfie’s intro?
I don’t know, ‘cause we suck at rapping?

[Hook]
Mans not hot (not hot)
Mans most definitely not
Not with that nose or those arms
Mans arms look like they got a blood clot
Maybe mans is hot
Everyday his hoodie’s on a different thot
No one likes you for your personality
It’s time to stop

[Jered - Verse 1]
You're dumb Wes
As an Asian you are a disgrace (you stupid)
It's kinda sad that your grades are more messed up than your face (look at yo nose)
With looks, you’re RiceGum
But your personality is dumber
You’d have no friends if Joey didn’t give you that phone number (Raven)
Speaking of her
I'll make you drop your sh*t like a bird (that girl is an uckers)
Stop tryna act like you got clout we all know you a big nerd (a big nerd)
You'll never see a way to ask her out since you see in thirds (Ray Bans)
You’ll be single forever anyway
Isn’t that what you preferred?
Stealing girls phones up in their dm’s you be creepin’
Ikaw ay isang tae tulad ng iyong mga ngipin (translation: You’re crappy like your teeth)
Strained eyes
How you maintain eyes?
Playing Fortnite and Rainbow?
Wes we making your nose flatter on this track like a train bro
Think your finessing Joey?
I ain’t throwin shade
But all your friends are like your personality, (ha fake!)
You think you’re popular now?
You’ll have no friends in high school
Asian food’s supposed to be served hot
Since when was Rice cool?
[Joey - Verse 2]
I only call you Rice because your real name sounds real dumb
You’re only kinda popular cause you look like RiceGum
I don’t see what Raven sees in you I don’t think you do either
‘Cause the eyes you got are as small as your millimeter peter
I’m not perfect either but I’m not as bad as you
I’m not near as ugly and…
I’m a lot smarter too (B-sian)
No, but really has she told you why she likes you
I don’t get it
It’s getting more annoying than when Jered says (ESKETIT!)
I don’t see how she likes you with the cancer on your arms
It’s even spreading to your head
Were you raised on an eczema farm? (Ching-Chong)
With arms skinny as those
I’m surprised they haven't broken
The fact that you look like a skeleton
It kinda goes unspoken
At this rate you'll be pulling almost all of Raven’s friends (Except Kaliope)
That is if Michael doesn't first
Then your chances end
You got someone to like you this year
That I will commend
But when it comes to being friends
That was just pretend
[Hook]
Mans not hot (not hot)
Mans most definitely not
Not with that nose or those arms
Mans arms look like they got a blood clot
Maybe mans is hot
Everyday his hoodie’s on a different thot
No one likes you for your personality
It’s time to stop