Fat Boy
(Chorus)
I’m a fat boy
With a fat nut
Grab your playing toys
And shove it up your butt

I’m a fat boy
With a fat nut
Get rid of your toys
'Cause I don’t give a fuck

(Verse)
I’m a fat mother fucker and I disappoint my Mother
Sitting on my ass eating food packed full of butter
Looking like a pound cake fat ass mistake
Shoulda ate the carrot and choked that would be great

But I’m too fat to eat veggies
Only cakes made by little fucking debbie
I mean look at me man, my gut’s so heavy
If you ever think Imma lose weight, I’m never ready
Blub blub blub goes my stomach
But hey I’m honest and I’m keeping it 100
If it’s hard to get fat then bitch you know I’ve done it
If this shit’s a competition then you know that I’ve won it

But either way I will eat all damn day
Never say “I need to lose the weight”
All you can do is pray while I just sit and lay
But anyway, I’m fat, that’s all I have to say

(Chorus)
I’m a fat boy
With a fat nut
Grab your playing toys
And shove it up your butt

I’m a fat boy
With a fat nut
Get rid of your toys
Cause I don’t give a fuck