Sippin’ and Simpin’
[Intro: Maggie]
Kimi no toriko ni natte shimae ba kitto
Kono natsu wa jujitsu suru no motto
Mou modore nakutatte wasurenaide
(omae wa mou shindeiru)

[Verse 1: Kinori]
I’m a fucking simp bitch I'm on her OnlyFans
Steal my mom’s credit card I don't have any bands
Donate to Pokimane yeah bitch that's the plan
Twitch thots looking cute so I jerk it to my hand, ay

E-girl I found on Discord and I give that bitch Prime hope she talks to me more
I asked if I could be yours, got rejected turns out I got lead like a tour

Got a girl I call her kitten
Got turned down and now she dippin’
Shoot my shot but I'm just missin'
All my friends they caught me simpin’

No reply watch time tick on the clock
Getting lеft on read every timе I try to talk
All my homies make fun of me when I beat my cock
Bitch shut the fuck up, I'm just sipping on my juice box
[Verse 2: Pinecone]
I’m typing down my card info for a Superchat
These VTuber girls, yeah I wanna give their heads a pat
Hololive bitches, they can have boing boing or flat
When they say my name on stream you know my cum goes splat

I’m a Discord mod yeah when a new girl joins I cum
I am gifting her the Nitro in hopes she just gives me some
And when she rejects my advances to my sadness I succumb
Did I really just get catfished? Oh my god I am so dumb

[Verse 3: Kinori]
Ay, yo you already know
Ask a girl out and she finna say no
Asking for pics damn I'm really into toes
This bitch lied to my face like Doja Cat with 'Say So'
Damn, I'm just so horny
Talking to all these girls they just ignore me
Sippin' on juice it makes me not worry
Got no girls around me end of story

[Outro: Kinori]
Hey, [?]
This song is an joke [?]
Spittin' my laugh [?] ignores me
Please ignores me