Everybody Is Having Sex But Me
Intro: I said I wanna know, how to get in the know. Cuz man it just seems like everybody's having sex but me

Hook:  Everybody's having sex, everybody's having sex but me :(

Verse:  They do it in the car, say they do it at the mall. In the high school bathroom halls

Hook: Everybody's having sex, everybody's having sex but me :(

Verse: At The football game, on the bowling ally lanes, on the TV, spring break

Hook:  Everybody's having sex, everybody's having sex but me :(

Verse:  Even joey Clark, picks his nose and rips big farts, but he slept with Big Erie

Hook: Everybody's having sex, everybody's having sex but me :(

Verse:  At the movie theater, at the ice skating arena, somewhere else in broad daylight

Hook: Everybody's having sex, everybody's having sex but me :(

Verse: I wish I could get laid, if I did you know I'd say the effect of this "Everybody's having sex but you" but you know this is not true. There is others who have not screwed. From the virgin from this song
Hook: Everybody's having sex but us :(

Verse:  All I want is just one girl, so I joined a big party

Hook: Everybody's having sex, everybody's having sex but me :(

Outro: Everybody's having sex, Everybody's having sex, Everybody's having sex, Everybody's having sex, Everybody's having sex,  everyone is having sex but me. having sex, having sex, having sex, having sex, Everybody's having sex but me!