Just Wrote To Tell You
I don't suppose that you care
But I've just become a millionaire
Coz on the day you left me
I bought myself a ticket for the lottery
I just wrote to tell you, that I'm coping well
And what's the weather like in London?

I suppose to you it's no loss
That I'm writing you this letter from Barbados
You can keep the old car
Coz I've just bought myself a Jaguar

I don't suppose that you care
But I've just become a millionaire
Coz on the day you left me
Well I bought myself a ticket for the lottery
I just wrote to tell you, that I'm doing fine
And what's the weather like in London?

Well it's becoming a strain
Coz all I seem to do is eat 'n' sleep 'n' drink Champagne
And say "ello" to your mum, and tell her while it lasted that I had fun
I don't suppose that you care
But I've just become a millionaire
Coz on the day you left me
I bought myself a ticket for the lottery
I just wrote to tell you, that I'm having a ball
And what's the weather like in London?

We could always start all over, just to see if it works out
But you said you didn't need me, and I don't need you
I don't suppose that you care
With your fish-net stockings and your horrible hair
I don't suppose that you'd mind
With your dead end job and your massive behind
I don't suppose that you care, but I've just become a millionaire
Coz on the day you left me, I bought myself a ticket for the lottery