Human Resources
[Verse 1]
Way out on the highway
Road crew hunkered down
Clocking 40 hours
Tearing holes deep in the ground

Straight up through the concrete
Fifty stories high
Sprang a giant earthworm
Cast a shadow three lanes wide

[Verse 2]
All defenses useless
Stuffed itself till dusk
Ate up everybody
In a five-mile radius

[Chorus]
Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
[Bridge]
A factory appeared in town
To manufacture microchips
The local high school football team
Upset the all-state championship

The weatherman predicted
A swift end to the drought
He prophesied a bumper crop
In soil from which no seed would sprout

The houses blossomed outdoor decks
When the overtime was paid

[Breakdown]
And it rained
And it rained
And it rained
And it rained
And it rained

[Verse 3]
Now they line up lawn chairs
Tailgates all ajar
Bring their chosen children
Where the creature makes its lair
Chugging 40 ouncers
Pop and lemonade
Throw their best and brightest
In the crater that it made

[Chorus]
Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm