Prospects
[Verse 1]
How many prospects do you have?
How many prospects do you have?
Have you got 18 prospects?
Or just two prospects?

[Chorus]
Job prospects
Junk prospects
House prospects
TV prospects

[Verse 2]
And she said "Anyone caught taking the bus
Past the age of 25
Well they can count themselves
Oh, a failure in life"
But you’ve got your fingers
In so many pies
You can’t even p-p-p-p-p-pick up your pencil
[Chorus]
Life prospects
Dumb prospects
Big prospects
One prospect

[Verse 3]
And sometimes it feels like
You’ve got no prospects
And it’s just 8 pounds and 21 pence
For an hour of your time

[Outro]
No prospects
No prospects
No prospects
No prospects
No