Blew That Bitch Away
ASH
"So, do you screw-heads believe I can save you from Candarian demons now?"

MALE #1
Well we thought you were fucking with us

MALE #2
We thought you were a lying prick

MALE #3
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

FEMALE #1
All that jive about you killing demons

MALE #3
It just sounded like, uh, bullshit

MALE #1
But apparently you weren't talking smack
FEMALE #2
Cause we saw that evil chi-ick

FEMALE #3
She was going to eat us!

MALE #2
And severely beat us

MALE #1
'Til you shot her in the tits

MALE #2
That's right you saved us

CUSTOMERS
You saved our li-ives

FEMALE #3
You saved me and my baby and these kids tonight

CUSTOMERS
You saved us all

MALE #2
You're the baddest motherfucker in this whole strip mall
CUSTOMERS
We thought you were a phony
On some mad tirade
But now we see that you're a hero
And you saved the day
Because you blew that bitch away

MALE CUSTOMERS
Ash!

ASH
Well I told you I could kill these demons
And none of you believed me

CUSTOMERS
No, no, no. Yeah!

ASH
That's why you're merely customers
While I'm the S-Mart employee

CUSTOMERS
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah!

ASH
Cause I'll kill what looks even slightly evil
Who knows who the next victim will be?
CUSTOMERS
Not me!

ASH
Cause I shoot

CUSTOMERS
Shoot!

ASH
And kill

CUSTOMERS
Kill!

ASH
And saw

CUSTOMERS
Until!

ASH
We need a clean up on aisle three

CUSTOMERS
You are the ma-an

ASH
I bitch slap evil with my one good hand

CUSTOMERS
You're our hero

ASH
I shoot down Deadites like they owe me dough

CUSTOMERS
Ooo-ooo

ASH
I saw that demon try to ruin your shopping day

CUSTOMERS
Shopping day

ASH
So I grabbed my twelve gauge and I blew her away

CUSTOMERS
Blew that bitch away

MALE #3 / OTHER CUSTOMERS
That's right you blew / Blew that bitch away
Blew that bitch away-ay / Blew that bitch away
You blew her to smithereens / Blew that bitch away
You blew her like a drunk teen

CUSTOMERS
Blew that bitch away

MOST CUSTOMERS
We used to fucking hate you and your lyin' ways

REST OF CUSTOMERS
Lyin' way-ays

MOST CUSTOMERS
But now we changed our minds and see

ALL CUSTOMERS
You're okay
Because you blew that bitch away-ay
Blew that bitch away!
Yeah!