My Baby Keeps Farting
My baby keep fartin' in my face
I guess that mean I got my head in the wrong 'un place
Eating is not for me
My baby keep fartin', pretty soon she'll be shittin'
All over me
Ooh

My baby keeps sittin' on my head
And would you believe her pussy smell like she ain't been washed
For five months?
My baby keep on fartin', pretty soon she'll be shittin'
All over me

But I know I won't ever let her go
'Cause her cunt is the best cunt
It's so neat, it's so sweet
It's sweet to eat, baby
Eat, baby

My baby keeps sittin' on my head
And would you believe her pussy smell like it ain't been washed
For a-five months?
My baby keep fartin', pretty soon she gonna be shittin'
All over me
But it ain't worryin' me
My baby keeps fartin' in my face
I guess that mean I got my head in the wrong 'un place
Eating is not for me
My baby keep on fartin', pretty soon she gonna be shittin'
All over me
Ooh
But it ain't worryin' me
I'm kinda used to it by now