How The West Was Fun
That winter was a bad one
For thirty days it snowed
The minute school was over
We packed the care and hit the road
It teetered there, the worse for wear
A dude ranch in decay, the bunk house leaked
The stable reeked, I loved it right away

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How the west was fun, like a leap from a haystack
How the west was fun, like a rodeo, like a flapjack!
I knew my heart had found it
I knew my search was done
Oh, oh, oh how the west was fun!
I took a ride on Suicide, that was my trusty steed
Knocked down three tents, and electric fence
And started a stampede
Then the hail storm and the locust swarm
That blotted out the sun
The quicksand pool was also cool!
And this was just day one!
Chorus
Saddle up! Westward ho!
Let the station wagon roll!
I'm one lucky daughter of a gun!
Oh, oh, oh, how the west was fun!
The lumpy bumps, the bats and skunks
The slimy things that lurk
The sing alongs, those hokey songs
For me, the whole thing worked
Chorus
Oh, oh, oh, how the west was fun!
Westward ho! (to fade)