You Ate My Pizza
Shout out to Mr. Moscow
Shout out to Sharmishta
Shout out to Gabby V

See, your a fat fuck
When we stepped in the mud, you were stuck
Your weight dragged you down

You make me ashamed to be brown

Your hair is a messier jungle than the pubes on your mom´s vagina
You have a pathetic sense of style
When you had to wear a good shirt, you wore one with a belly button hole

Your cleavage is bigger than Kate Uptons
You are just an over sized muffin
And you still always get mad when we called you tubby

But make no mistake
You still are chubby
And when it comes to keeping a secret, you straight up can't
Get bleach ready because of this rant
You are a homeless Jew
And your hair can´t be fixed even with glue

I got a preview
Of bio
From you

And let me just say, it was atrocious
Your bio grades are hopeless
And a filthy Jew like you could not fix it even if you prayed to Moses

But bio comes easy to me
I know that you have a fucking 10 extra chromosomes
And it doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes
To diagnose your overwhelming stupidity

You would need a hundred combs
But still, you have a million different syndromes
You are entirely made of estrogen hormones

A girl, a pussy
But you still eat dick
You act like a pervert
You act like a weirdo
Said you had a crush on someone
Initials GV
But really you jerk yourself off to barbie men
Cuz you strip them down
Its cuz you really like men
And while you only have a centimeter long pen
You still penetrate wise men
So you attacked Sumit
Cuz you are just fucking gay
And while you only have a centimeter long pen
And you penetrate wise men
So you attacked Sumit
Cuz you just fucking gay