Mike Pig
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With his problemed trot
He's always lost in his thoughts (Hmm!)
Leaping bound, he's always oinking around
Mike Pig! He's got a curly swirl in his tail
Mike Pig! He only buys his slop when it's on sale
Bustin' CVS with an apple in his mouth
He sniffs out the coupons with his porcine snout
Mike Pig!
Mike Pig!