Paperback Writer
Paperback writer, paperback writer
Dear sir or madam will you read my book
It took me years to write will you take a look
Based on a novel by a man named lear
And i need a job
So i want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the daily mail
It's a steady job
But he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
It's a thousand pages give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round
And i want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer
If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it you can send it here
But i need a break
And i want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer