Mow Bros.
[Verse 1:]
Either you’re a pimp or a hoe but not both so pick one
Scoopin’ up dirt man this load is a thick one
Hoe yourself, mow lawns all morning
Hoe you’re wet, all you are horny
All I do is mow lawns all day
If my hoe just yawns she’s probably gay
Fill the truck with grass pie
A townsfolk walks by
He gives a condescending “Keep it up!"
The broom bitches still sweep it up
Write the bars down in your planner
Show ya girl a banana!
We the Mow Bros., your lawn’s mowed
We use hoes like hoes
We get ‘em dirty, they pick up the weed
Do we clean ‘em? No, they’re gross
Submit to your boss you get decent 0’s
Quit, hit your bitch but she still gets o’s
Hit the deli get a dolla coffee
Use a leaf blower to get ya girl off me
Ask ya boss, “How we doin’”
He says “That lawn is ruined,”
He says “Plow the ruins,”
I piss on the job but now im pooin’
I rake the dirt ’til the cow starts mooin’
I make her squirt then she starts pooin’
Lawn Boys clean the whole village
To hop in the truck Is ya hoe's instinct
Mulch men make the beds black
If I don’t shower then my bed’s black
I’m nasty. The sweep sluts just ask me
Why I don’t shower, all I do is snack
Mark does another light wack
I blow out another black crack
An assfault crack, a village asscrack
Sean eats out a white man’s crack
Dirty Galligan take a bath
Hit the crack out of a spoon
Your hoe got the crack that i spoon
[Chorus:]
Larry: that snake in your shirt is about to rise
I flirt in the workplace with older guys
They all have wives, they all tell lies
The dirt on my hands is only a disguise!
That snake in your shirt is about to rise
I flirt in the workplace with older guys
They all have wives, they all tell lies
The dirt on my hands is only a disguise!

[Verse 2:]
Either use a rake or a hoe but not both so pick one
Need a dirt job then hoe does a quick one
The cake on your hoe is definitely a thick one
Yes the hoe gets deeper
In your hoe I’m deeper
If it’s grassseed I’m sowin it’
Also hatred I sow a bit
The nice titties get shown a bit
My last bitch is a hoe a bitm
Her farts are from a public twerk
I’m from the Department of Public Works
I mow for the DPW
Tell ya boss, “Bitch, I had enough of you.”