Welcomeee to N.A.
[Presenter]
Hello everybody! Welcome to today N.A. meeting
Today we have a new fellow brother with us
His name is DJ $crim
Why don't you all give him a warm welcome and let DJ $crim introduce himself

*Clapping*

[$crim talking]
Hey, my name is $crim
I'm addicted to Oxy, Roxy, Hydrocodone, Percocet, Vicodin
Xanax, Klonopin, Soma, Heroin, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Molly, Marijuana
Amphetamines and Adderall
My doctor told me I had to come here but if it was really up to me
I could give a fuck!!