Thrift Shop Parody
I'm on a pogo stick
Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping
Hey, I'm a lizard
Got some Hello Kitty
Godzilla vs. Reptar

Walking to my Jeep like
"What up? I got a monkey"
I'm so happy
Got some ponies from the toy store
I found a pink dog then I opened my umbrella
It's two o'clock- got a playdate with Cinderella

Dora teached me how to speak in Español
Hello Kitty's gonna let me rock and roll
I got some Hulk hands in the 302
Then I found some human hands and a Pikachu
Buzz (hehehe)
Hey! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

So I found a bouncy ball and threw it over my head
I found a really Angry Bird and then I tried to steal Fred
These babies on the boxes make me really want to cry
Or hit a golf ball straight into the sky
Riding through the aisles getting dirty looks from guys
Buying new flip flops
I think these are my size
Hello there, Sonic
They call me Spider-Man
I play with lightsabers and I live in Japan
I slide through the store on my belly like a penguin
A zebra tried to fight me so I attacked him with a platypus
Then he came back and I blocked him with my shield
I know how to fight- I watch WWE
I hit my knee
Playing in a sandbox, disguised as a turtle
He'll eat you

I'm on a pogo stick
Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping
Hey, I'm a lizard
Got some Hello Kitty
Godzilla vs. Reptar
I'm on a pogo stick
Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping
Hey, I'm a lizard
Got some Hello Kitty
Godzilla vs. Reptar

So I grabbed a baby bottle and I gave it to my cow
He's really extra soft and he knows how to meow
I'm riding on a train and it's taking me to Rome
I even named my tricycle- Jerome
People call me Josh, 'cause they thinks that's my name
But have you ever ate a sandwich while playing board games?
One Direction is my life
And Barbie is my wife
Get over here, Ken
Got a hundred bucks to spend

I'm at the toy store havin' a really fun time
I'm at the toy store havin' a really fun time
Sobo's playing with Barbies, Sobo's playing with Barbies
I really wanna go and eat KFC
Everybody's gonna come play with me at the toy store
At the toy store
I don't like to be alone
At the toy store
Where are my friends?
Where are my birds?

I'm about to eat every single one of these eggs
My mom just texted me to buy her a burger
I'm at the toy store taking naps on the floor
I need new socks to put in my drawer
(It's so empty and these socks are so hot!)

I want this and I want that
I am looking for a cowboy hat
If I were a princess I'd buy this coupe
My mother really likes to drink turtle soup
I really like turtles, but come on- I ain't sippin' that
When it rains I turn into a house cat
And if I get angry I'll name myself Pat
'Cause we all know I'm secretly a vampire bat
I'm on a pogo stick
Gotta wear my helmet when I'm hula-hooping
Hey, I'm a lizard
Got some Hello Kitty
Godzilla vs. Reptar