Kum-A-Kye
I've done my three in the BSAP, and that's enough for the likes of me!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie Kum-a-kye!

I've been on patrol so long and far away that the local girls look better by the day!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie Kum-a-kye!

I came to a river and I couldn't get across, So I jumped on a native 'cause I thought he was a huss!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie Kum-a-kye!

Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye

Kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye-aye-aye!

Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie, kum-a-kye!

I spent the night with the dirty ol' witch, and now I've got a funny little itch!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye!
She was built like a house, all square and solid, and her breasts hung down like a pair of subtle wallets!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye!

She's a big fat girl, twice the size of me with hair o'er her belly like the branches of a tree!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye!

Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye-aye-aye!

Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie, kum-a-kye!

She was standing in the kitchen, pummeling dough, and the cheeks of her ass went "chuff, chuff, chuff!"

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye!

She was lying there with her ass all bare and every little wiggle made the troopies all stare!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye!

I bred her standing and I bred her lying! If she had wings I'd "take" her flying!

Kum-a-kye-aye-aye-aye-aye! Kum-a-kye, kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye!

Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie-kum-a-kye-aye-aye!
Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-kye, Kum-a-rookie, kum-a-kye!