My Bionicle Boy
[Verse 1]
My bionicle boy
With his phantom thighs
He had no home
Though he was handsomely shy
His plastic corpse
All splayed in the caf
Was rescued by
My friends in the staff

[Bridge]
His [?] is gone
His limbs are all wrong
His electric spear’s got wiggly prongs
If this keeps up
He won’t last for long
Just want him to know

[Chorus]
I’ll set you free
Oh, please believe me
I’ll turn you up into
A bionicle boy
Indestructible toy
I’ll be so happy for you
I’ll be so happy for you
I’ll be so happy for you
[Verse 2]
His name’s Lehrok
I looked it up
LEGO Wikia hooked me up
Traversed the lore
And it sucked me in
I hit the floor
And it came from within

[Bridge]
I think I’m turning into someone
Who fosters the same love for their sons
I didn’t mean to, I didn’t at all
Lehrok appeared and gave me a call

[Chorus]
I’ll set you free
Oh, please believe me
I’ll turn you up into
A bionicle boy
Indestructible toy
I’ll be so happy for you
I’ll be so happy for you
I’ll be so happy for you
I’ll be so happy for you