You Could Be Reported
Seems like not so many years ago
We used to kick and scream and pull each others' hair
Tie each other up til it wasn't fair
Now that we're off the trapeze
Won't you give 'em a little squeeze?

You could be reported for something like that
You could be suspended for something like that

Seems like not so many months ago
We used to squirrel grip and Christmas hold so tight
Indulge in white line fever every night
Now that we're on our knees
Won't you give 'em a little squeeze?


You could be reported for something like that
You could be suspended for something like that
They could put you out for a couple of weeks for something like that
Oh baby, please
Won't you give them a little squeeze?
Seems like not so many moments ago
You know I found you tuning in to the football score
I said 'Since when have you been interested in the football score?'
She said 'Shut your mouth, I wanna hear some more'
And then she said


You could be reported for something like that
You could be suspended for something like that
They could put you out for a couple of weeks for something like that
They could lock you up and throw away the key for something like that

Oh baby, please
Won't you give 'em a little squeeze?